Youtube poop: Samoorhry Jak vs Deviant Art!

[RetPalliesInc]

"Long ago, in a distant land, I, the shape shitting master bo-oz, un-ana-a-evil, but a man samurai warrior wielding a foolish sword, stepped forth to oppose me. *Epic beat* Before the final blow was struck, I TORE my ASS open, and plunged him into the future."

No one but Deepercutt can turn an already epic Intro to a show even more epic.

[mgsexistence]

I tore my ass open

[iPootis]

TART

[SuperSpooky777]

0:52

Pay up sas!

[theonleyone1000]

2:56 WOW!

[TheRobloxFlame1o2]

FOOL! I am real! REAL STEEL!!

[R0ckG1r7]

"Before the final blow was struck, I throah my ass open and flung him into the future!"

[MrLisawsome]

How the heck did he get real steel if the movie came out in 2011 o_e

[MrLisawsome]

TART

[TheSavaraian]

"Looooong ago in a distant land, I, the Shape Shitting Master of cocks UNNU'D an ANAL evil.But a magic samurai warrior wielding a foooolish sword stepped forth to oppose me." O_O

[SadNinja986]

0:23-0:29 even deepercutt is a fan of touhou

[TheSlenderFan]

I tore my ass open and sent him into the future XD

[waterflowing2]

well the ending sucked but the rest was funny

[FunniestofFunny]

0:22 FUCK YEAH TOUHOU.

[Venupowuh]

@FunniestofFunny I can't believe that the first time I watched this I had no idea what that was.

Now, returning to this video, I'm freaking out about it.

[Vader3123]

WHU R U?

[ABattleDroid]

0:23 That foolish sword kicked Aku's ass!

[Vince4324]

@ABattleDroid It was not the foolish sword but the Magical samurai Holding it.

[megabenlinksonicman]

0:39 Pictured: A typical denizen of Aku's (future) ass.

[mrkm5600]

Press 3 for Gump Gump Gump x10

[SwerveStarEx]

"Before the final blow was struck, I torot my ass open and flung him into the future."

First time I heard that, I totally lost it.

[xxStardustIntheskyxx]

2011 still funny as hell.

[mario2980]

a magic samurai warrior wielding a FOOLISH sword

[Woodland312]

1:10 has to be the most awesome attack ever.

[BurntSpaghettiFace]

I AM real, real STEEL

[jamestigrex]

im am your son Lol and jack dies that was so funny

[TalonBoiii]

GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP GUMP

[SuperAwesomeRicky]

Are you black? x9

[SuperAwesomeRicky]

@nathorous Someone already said that. Look at the top comments.

[LakeJakeAV]

Is there a name for 0:22 - 0:29 ?

[mrdude311]

O_O

[ZecharaiCloud]

Dack Jies.

[jinrex015]

Aku: I the shape shitting master of cocks!

LOL

[Chromemaker]

1:40 wtf 

[rageagaintstheNWO]

how did they set the forest on fire? I don't remember that part.

[BonkHazard]

@rageagaintstheNWO they were slashing furiously think the fire as they're hatred

[BonkHazard]

lol at 1:56 i am me im your son XD

[XxAngiexXRPI]

TWOAH :P

[redraid3r117]

2:06 i loled hard

[GoodVsEvil1314]

LOOKS LIKE THERE WILL BE NO MONEY FOR YOU, CRAZY ROUND MAN!

[582Steventhehedgehog]

1:29 XD

[bluenudibranch]

GUMPGUMPGUMPGUMP your head

[skyguygroup]

wuts the song at beggining while aku is gettin stabbes and when he does that death stare O__O <-- that face made me laugh through thw whole vid XD

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@skyguygroup Maidens Capriccio ~ Dream battle (From a japanese shooter series)

[NoHopeLeftOnMe]

look at me im burning XD

[waterflowing2]

@NoHopeLeftOnMe where does that audio come from?

[Vince4324]

@MemorySpark He's not just the Shape-shitting master,he is the shape-shitting master of fucks.

[roboartist88]

U lost

What?

U lost

WHAT!?!?

U do not exist

WOW!!!

OMG, fell over laughing!!! HAHA

[Vince4324]

I just noted something:Jack is white and E. jack is Black and Red.

This is just like Tom and Mr.X from the NES Game Kung Fu.

[queriaoutronick]

Jackie Dies ahuahauhaua this poop is fun as hell!!!!

[Vince4324]

FOOL!I am real....Real steal!!!

[jinrex015]

"I the shape shitting master of cocks" lol

[viliussmproductions]

damn i have no sound card

[miguelviolante]

shape-shitting



[frigaziga]

Notice the cup is over the finger..

[lolhardful]

1:00

*stare*

[qazw33223]

 1:20 lol mario

[mario2980]

@qazw33223 looks like there will be no money for you, crazy round man :3

[GAF1987]

"A magic samarai warrior wielding a foolish sword" LMAO

[VidyaGaemsChannel]

THE DIALOG IS DEEP AS HELL. "HERH!" "NOT AS MUCH AS THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME!"

[Audioworm]

0:23

Reimu's theme! <3 Touhou~

[Chaotix641]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

1080p?!?!?!?

[phoenixfirex]

Fool! I Am Real! Real Steel!

[SuzakuMalikXemnas]

LOL JACK DIES

[Rocklegend953]

I AM real. Real STEEL :D LMAO

[Devrancan13]

O_O

[SuperAWEsome115]

lol thumbs up if you saw jacks face from the intro at the end

[TheMrCaddyshack]

Today marks the second anniversary of the uploading of this video.

[BrownDragonBoy]

LOL!

It was Reimu's theme from Touhou 8 at 0:23! :D

[ZetsubouNoBaka]

TART

[Sysan1215]

1:25 is the best

[MrSquadallah]

0:23-0:29 was epic so can you do full version of it? :P

[flatondacouch]

"If you are you, than who are you?" o___Q

[theweirdguy1992]

The way he said "shape shitting" was absolutely seamless.

[millsz15]

Thumbs up if you are real. real STEEL!

[thekillerdagger]

2:35 - 2:42 (ô_ô) Epic Slap Stick

[SuperAWEsome115]

Lol shape-shitting (in the beginning ) (b^_^)b

[Archaeon6455]

Aha. I couldn't help but facepalm as soon as Jack got cut by "You-Me" after being ran at for around 5000 hours. You figured he'd have retaliated more skillfully....huh?

[ihatefurrys]

0:57

Fish Guy: "You got some kinda nerve!"

Jack: ಠ_ಠ

[evilxd4]

1:00 ....most epic poker face

[Ocelotte]

2:44 ...God?  o________Ò

[nexus196]

lol end "jack dies" xD

[Jamesthegod6]

What is that sound effect at 1:34?



[McSmijens1]

3:26 lol fail on jack's part

[HyruleChick]

Look at me I'm burning lolz xD

[MemorySpark]

I am your son! *camera goes to Jack* Son. I am disappoint.

[Roareye]

2:27 They both go Super Saiyan.

[MPFyrus]

Before the final blo-o-o-w was struck, I TWOAH'd my ass open and flung him into the future.

[evilxd4]

@MPFyrus O_O

[Vheeri]

@MPFyrus o_o

[SilverNinjaUmbreon]

@MPFyrus Ackoo must like TWOAH-ing

[matau454]

114 people are So Stupid.

[ratgirl1111]

This was a sucky show ... Lol they had an epic fluffy hair battle

[UnanimousDelivers]

You made this shit 2 fucking years ago and I didn't even know it. man .... fuck

[Teraprinny]

always be a classic poop.

[LilPoop444]

2:05 LOL ehhhhhhhhhh!!!

[XSobonoX]

Jack fails at meditating.

[wolfmatt265]

0_0 lol

[CosplayinHK]

look at me im burning!

[Trimondius]

114 people faced theyre deviant art clone too. XD

[1dracat]

1:23 ROFL!!!!!!!!!XD

X3

[Darkraimaster89]

Who are you? DOPPEY YOU! IM YOU! If you are you, then who am I? AUGGH! YOUR SO STUPID! if I am you, then who are you? YOU ARE YOU ALSO! You are my mirror image- IM YOU! You are me! I AM YOU..........Who are you? AUGGH! YOUR SO STUPID! I AM ME, I AM YOUR SON, AND I POSSES ALL TEH POWERZ THAT U WIELD!.................Who are you? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[babymariemerchant]

lol i don't why i find 1:29 so funny

[DrMongrel]

How did Jack die at the end if he was cut on the arm and there was no blood eh? :-) It was funny anyways.

[kristofor12345]

best ending ever!

[NefariousEvildoer]

I always thought Jack looked like Professor Utonium with a ponytail.

[Lazermuffin]

I, a shape-shitting master of cocks.

[SmashLiXs]

i finally know where "look at me i'm buring" came from

[BlizzagaGen]

Samurai Jack uses Level 5 deth.

[CmndrFattyProduction]

2:44 "Look at me, I'm burning. :D"

[ShadinGirl1996]

at 2:36 SHADOW IS A SPY!

[funnykidyyz]

1:01 Jacks most epic face ever

[GAF1987]

A magic samarai warrior wielding a fooooolish sword LMAO

[GutsyguyPrime]

1:30 LOL i get it! "The fires in their eyes" (lyric from "Beat It" by Michael Jackson) XD

[djespeed]

1337. I can watch your Youtube poop in beautiful HD.

[DragonEater567]

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME John Madden.

[mechaninja1]

i think he sed shapshitting

[blacktigerpaw1]

0:25 Aw sweet Reimu's theme!

[AlbertTheFinal]

3:25 the real ending of YOU!

[anaco654]

2:24 HAHAHA THAT MADE MY DAY XD

[Rookie8254]

Who are you? Don't you, are you! If you are you, then who am I? AUGH You're so stupid! If I am you then who are you? You are you also! *points* you are my mirror image! Are you? you are me! I am you! ...who are you?! AUGH you're so stupid! I am me! I'm your son and I posses all the powers that you wield! :l

[Lambda217]

Look at me, I'm burning!

[7Invader7Nny7]

Am I the only one who thinks they look like Sweeney Todd (from the Tim Burton version) when their hair comes undone? lol

[u3210]

@minato2118 it's Reimu's theme from an awesome (originally) bullet-curtain game called Touhou. "UN Owen was her?" is another great song but this is not that.

[MachuLawl]

@minato2118 Owen Was It Her?

[blacktigerpaw1]

@MachuLawl Nope. Dream Battle, Reimu Hakurei's theme.

[MegaFireMan27]

3:42 Look at me I'm Burning!!

[AGuyAndAGun]

That sniper is a SPY

[juventinorocks]

"a magic samurai warrior wielding FOOOLISH sword"

"cum cum cum cum cum cum"

jack: "you are born from within me, thus you do not exist"

E jack: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

*cuts jack*

*jack dies*

this has to be the funniest YTP ever

[armchairmaster]

1:02

Srius bzns

[Godfather91290]

The Samurai is magical but the sword is foolish?! O_o

[epicpivot]

2:05 xD

[21manu]

its so funny when he zoomed the camera at the alien xD

[Arcadeprehacked]

"I"

[Dragorro]

I the shape shitting master of fucks......ROFLFLFL!

[sethnayle123]

0:08 "long ago I the shape shitting master"! LOL! made me rotflol!

[breyayce]

I almost Ran out of Air I was xD to hard.

[raziel20k]

WHOO!

[TheUnitedBoners]

LOL@JACK DIES

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Samarai Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasa­aaaaaaaaawawasffhztngsbfMgzgxr­sksaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaktifNtasj­rahrHeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapin­gasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack­

[ZeroSable]

Ray Moo.....Nuff said.

[multibob400]

that waz good

[Saturshi]

I've watched this HOW many times? 25? xDDDDD

[ebyo343]

look at me im burning!!!

[TheDoctorGrenade]

WOOOO!!!

[TheKonohaWhiteFang7]

U GOT SUM KIND OF NERVE

">_>"

[puccarocks123]

JACK IS SNIPER

[Monkeyfish48]

0:40 WHOO!!!

[Exsilism]

until the final roooooooow was struck lol

[brawldude23]

All in favor of re-naming DeviantArt "Fap Warehouse" say "I"

[Gundam505]

@brawldude23 I

[supermaletperson]

@brawldude23 ORLY??

[brawldude23]

@supermaletperson YA RLY

[multibob400]

@brawldude23 i

[LoneSWarrior]

@brawldude23 *points* Only because of people that actually put stuff there instead of adult sites, or don't just keep that to a more discreet level. <.< Wait, half of them are consored. *Click* This wasn't censored, so it can't be---

OMG he's right! D=

[Larfe517exe]

@brawldude23 TWHOA

[swordofkings343434]

@brawldude23 I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkjim123]

@brawldude23 You. :3

[NoPermitsNoParley]

@brawldude23 I!

[CSterrorist]

@brawldude23 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[ihatefurrys]

@brawldude23 I

[etoangfavoriteko]

@brawldude23 Why not EroticArt? btw, "I"

[Fletchmaster4413]

@brawldude23 ........"I"

[kingarthur0407]

@brawldude23 aye aye captain!

[HydrogenNeutral]

Am I the only one that thinks that Jack looks like I.M. Mean with his hair undone?

[kingarthur0407]

@HydrogenNeutral cannot be unseen!

[whatewer23]

AMURA NASH!

[zino1500]

I Akoo the shape sh*ting master of darkness!LOL

[ITSbigwillystyle]

"AUGH! you are so stupid!"

*Swings swoard*

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH!"

[supermaletperson]

0:51 TART

[FEfan56]

it's funny how you don't have to make any edits to the last part of this, it kinda already makes the joke for you doesn't it? :P

[roxasfruit]

man

aku saying twoah is popular i guess

[aharris1818]

2:23 killed me.

X'D

[Flubblemonkey]

112 people wield foolish swords

[GANSTA6033]

I laugh so hard at 0:34-0:47

[heylinspongesprite]

2:45 "Look at me, I'm burning!" I don't know why, I just laughed out loud at that part XD