Teen Girl Rat War

[FeebleNosemanny]

these videos still get me

[payawaytomorrow]

I miss you chriss come back !!!

[sexykatie90]

thumbs up if you like Teen Girl Rat War

[buttcometjacob]

oh god minnesota goth chicks are so weird....we have it so wrong here in minnesota...especisly with our pets

[petytron]

Snicklefits was the name of the cat in the Big Comfy Couch! :D ...Who else remembers the Big Comfy Couch? :3

[PiggyFate]

Chris, "Is there anything better than a Teen Girl Rat War?" Me, " Yes, a Teen Girl CAT War.".

[HollowNyne]

lol rats are pretty cool. I had one that knew its own name. would run to me and climb up to my shoulder when i called for her.

[WraithGod]

They do look like penises, but I love penises, so I think they're great.

[nuxnuxx]

Penis-elope

haha

[DarkandJaded]

I had a pet rat, I honestly have to say he was my favorite rodent that I ever had, and I had quite a few, he never bit me but did bite my cousin and my best friend. They poked him. I loved my rat he died of cancer though. :( I don't think I could have any kind of hairless animal, that's just weird.

[Fredthelog]

My older sister has a rat and his name is James. Bastard tried to bite me.....

[XxGoCrazyGurlxX]

i must admit hiarless rats do look ugly but i love rats, the hairless ones do look like penises with four legs and a tail and eyes and little teeth that will bite through pretty much any paart of the body!

[rosuuuu]

at 4:00 the violins start

every time that violin music starts playing i cant not laugh!!

also that dog at 2:04 is so cute i wish i could steal him

[4go]

LOL!

[kickasskirsten]

Hahahahahahaha a penis with four legs.

[lilwobay]

lol a penis with four legs CLASSIC

[itsamountain]

Dude! I have a cat named Dixie, too. She's a devil. I thought she was the only one in the world.

[SnigernDK]

GOGOGO new video!

[ItsCourtenayMmkay]

Chris, you're a bitch and can go to hell.

Love, Courtenay.

[HymnTimeGospelSongs]

Where is Chris ???whay no new shows ?Hope you are ok.

[hodgetwins]

rat world war 3 5 stars very funny

[asianballerinas]

rats are some sick shit!

[zapponsalvia]

Chris... we NEED you!!! Come back to the cult ... come back Chris ... one of us .... one of us ... WE NEED YOUR LOVE. NOW. Come back or we shall conjure the demons spirits and they shall have their revenge!!! HAIL ALLAH!!!

- signed with love,

The Cult.

[monk6041]

why havent you posted any vedios lately? you fag!! face my wrath bitch!

[lilwobay]

ur an ass for calling chris a fag but i do share ur concern for not making any videos

[92RedRevolver]

Can I just say, me and my sister were looking at phallic shaped animals on the internet and found a pretty shit list, though it did include hairless rats. I do agree, they do look like penises!

[BearBoi69]

Chris, maybe you should rethink your opposition to accepting reptile pictures. A few nice picts of Ball Pythons (whose staple diet is rats) might clear up your rat-girl problem. And they are adorable!

[bcjdl]

omg!!! lol man i laughed so hard on the comment by mel i couldnt feel my toes!

[schmiddlebopper]

HAHAHAHAHHA

[mpeters13]

Mel's comment about rats, greedy pet-store owners, and teen goth chicks still has me rolling, weeks later.

[92RedRevolver]

You're a bitch, and can go to Hell!

[hottie82833]

Chris you are 100% right rats like that look like penises, and sure penises have their ups and downs but the thought of feeding a penis creeps me out. So to all of those rat loving friendless goth teenagers... GET A LIFE

ps i love you chirs

[keeganz1]

The penis is supposed to feed the female, not the other way around!!!

[hottie82833]

sorry to break it to you walking penis owners but rats are vile creatures. They have been vermin on this planet for hundreds of years that people have hated at rebelled against. And the fact that you are now feeding these walking germ pits is discusting and is going against everything our previous humans fought for.

[92RedRevolver]

...lol...lol...lol...no.

[CountingMagpies]

Ah I fucking love Chris.

[LionnessxProductions]

oh my god.

i agree with chris 100%

four-legged penises that like to carry funky diseases aren't cute :]

<3

-Brittany, 17, Florida :D

[DangerouslySavvy]

I like your show for the most part, but I also think it's incredibly narrow-minded of you to say that rats are disgusting when I'm sure you've never actually held one.

[emisthebestestt]

Jake turned out...just fine ?

[iRbonnie]

He is not gay garyTROLL.

[jendeag14]

I like "The Cat in the Hat"

[GaryTROLL]

Are you really gay or are you just pretending ????XO Love Gary

[joeyvic]

Teen girl rat war would make a good name for a band.

[Chick6517]

Nice video! I like these kinds of videos. They're actually good and solid videos that desrve a spot on youtube. haha!

[jamidix]

cool

[assaly123]

Is it just me, or is it every video that Chris looks shittier, grows his beard some more, and has bed head, makes him look that much hotter?

[haleyrene9287]

I'm pretty sure he's always hot.

[MiiChemicalRomancexx]

I used to have a rat.

His name was moose.

He made weird sounds whenever you showed him a mirror.

I don't blame him.

he was UGLY.

[judd1judd2]

RV = who cares.  RV's girl, how about some more picts of her.

[ringopauljohngeorge]

ah, it's moments like these that make me proud to be a teen girl.

Rats ftw!

[Kankurossweetheart]

lol 'she is NOT a genital'

[heathermichelledavis]

that girl with the purple hair is my sister. haha. seriously.

[buttcometjacob]

sweet

[indieMariposa]

Haha, I love Sarah's comment. Haha.

[ali3ncas3]

lmfao 'teen girl rat war'

[PsychadelicAbsconder]

RV= odd name, but very cute

[cerbydoo]

looks like snake-food to me

[NinKitsune]

Hi Chris! My boyfriend and I love your show; we think you should make a DVD so we can watch it all the time.

[buttcometjacob]

Mel, you're a bitch and can go to hell that was so funny. so was the 4 legged penis thing then at the end peniselope as hilarious

[rednaxela316]

whats the music that starts at 4:01?

[Iamdustyk]

That picture of the guys in the plaid pants is awesome!!!

[sexylawngnome88]

Laughing leads to crying!

[LivingiPod]

BABABAAAAHAHHAHAH mel!!!!

[ballerina1612]

rv and jake both turned out pretty hot

[bencarper]

The dog fo sho'

[nollaseaholm]

ich liebe dich

[eilpvbdz]

"Mel, you're a bitch and can go to hell"

LOL that totally made my day XD

[BloodyPancakes]

....i like rats. rats are adorable.

there just bigger versions of mice..ehh

there much nicer then any other rodent.

[ExplicitXSarcasm]

wtf mate, why arent any of the videos working?

[fylothea]

LOL'd at the twilight chick's response.

[redcrabtreek]

ooooh...rv

[gaudygothicgirl]

Chris, thank you so much for having my rat Cheddar and I appear on Cute With Chris, I am right now plagued with the flu, and that totally made my day. Thanks!

[KatieElmsley]

Damn...RV turned out hot

[pinkeraser000]

chris you rock keep it up

[ppppoill]

Rats are Adorable Members of Society -.-

[Ceilet]

I love you, Chris.

[207tj]

I love the American Eskimos!

[resrieheartsu]

Penelepenis.

[HorrorPixieMassacre]

Poor lil ratty-rat :(

Animal testing is wrong so if that nonsense is true I'm glad they're able to have happy lives, even if they are with silly goth girls ;D

Oh man.. Haha "You're a bitch and can go to hell."

That was great. Awesome rat wars! ;D

xx

[mtharbison]

Hilarious!

[yenmano]

Haha.. it really does look like a white (pink?) penis.

[LilBumpysGirl]

Peniselope thats a riot!

[theMaxyy]

I'm a teen girl.

CHRIS YOU SLUT!

oh no, she didn't.

[19Becka]

Mel is totally a bitch and she should def go to hell! lol teen girl rat wars ftw!

[xprettypenguinsx]

harry potter, lmfao.

[SusaninOz]

love you. seriously, i do...

[Spazzariffic]

RV reminds me of Elijah Wood.

[killerducky14]

Chris your a dick with 4 limbs yourself. stop bashing the rat lovers

[WweChick29]

LMAO

[wagglemonkey]

penis with 4 legs funniest thing ever

[turtlechow18]

lol peniselope :)

[SirManDude]

OMG I almost died when you said he was harry potter! lofl! *Subscribe*

[gsgsgstdsss]

dear chris i recently sent you an email about my weasel pet i hope you put it on your show.

[Nummysammich]

Laughing leads to crying!

[bfoxk]

omg that cat looked like a lynx

[ultimatesonicshadow8]

TEEN GIRL RAT WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Metalist123]

thx chris... you made my day!

[rsoubiea]

a penis with legs, that's a classic.

[meekakitty]

pure brilliance. You have and always will be one of my favorite youtube channels.

[rvlockard]

Hooray for being named after a motor home!

[00wireland]

spank me harder carl oh yeah just like that

[salespitch]

Please........please.......tel­l me jake is not gay

[salespitch]

LMAO ur a bitch && go to hell

[kitkatgrl37]

wow... jake is hot!!!

[xpropaganda]

Hah, Jake is cute but that one pic... he looks like something straight out of Brokeback Mountain.

[xoxtwilightexox]

Mmmm Jake is hot.

[superrrsonicc]

LOLOLOL @ Jake. I love this show!

[Heidi47]

Oh silly Chris.

[moara]

Woot. Rat wars! *<3O--

[jellierocks]

OMG

i wanted cute little scooter to win :(

FUCK YOU PEOPLE

[ReniFrog]

omfg xD i love this show. <3

[wild23]

adsfafa

[Hrel88]

why does it say video not available

[666olivierhell]

your computer probly bugged

[rent907]

BAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!

[hatakera]

Aw, man, I wanted him to have the cat ready to slaughter. That pic was soooo cuuute!

[ihappy1]

holy.

crap.

Snickelpits looks almost exactly like my cat Jack.

[maymayrox]

i have a horse named jack! :D

[JasonERF]

I think you should referee a rat girl battle. *****

You posted this during a youtube glitch... videos weren't appearing in people's subscription boxes. I almost missed this.

-j

[SteveTheSkorie]

I love the teen girl penis rat war!

[OtoriRain]

peniselope. roflrofl.

[gsgsgstdsss]

penis with legs

[dayseehead]

I've always felt my life was missing something and you have just shown me what that is...Teen Rat Wars. Thanks a million Chris!

[amanduh111112]

hahahaha snicklefitz = snickleFRITZ from the big comfy couch. yep i watched children's shows.

[1catpoop1]

hehe i dont care if it is a rat,hamster, or mouse...as long as they dont have diseases on them id be fine to touch them

[DeanLeonard1]

"I'm sorry, but is there anything better than a teen-girl rat war?" LOL

[CraigViewer]

TwillightFaerie....name says it all!:)

[annieorandrew]

hairless rats are gross looking

[TheErikaness]

aww she's an adorable penis :]

[purplebrickroad]

Seriously, I die laughing the whole time I watch this.

[mpeters13]

lol Mel.

[katiesaurusrex]

hahahaha

and rats are super cute & smart, too. i let mine wander around their table outside the cage when i was home because they were trained not to leave the table.

[oscarry]

Forgot about how clean they are

[calicatty123]

cuuuuuuuutee -- with penis!

[benjamin8853]

funny stuff

[SisterUnity]

"TEEN GIRL RAT WAR...and their new album, 'Peniselope'!"

[alhi]

as i was watching this i was blowing up a batman beachball i got for my birthday and i can't blow a lot...so..it took me like seven tries because i kept laughing at your video

[AkatsukiMuffin492]

i love rats!!! i have two and yes, hairless rats are scary.

lol teen girl rat wars, it's so true, you either love them or hate them, can't go in between

[crazzydave7]

i just hate animals that people spend countless hours trying to kill and rid there house of.

[tekkenhalo]

This was so funny.

Does he make this stuff up or does he really receive these messages?

[TheSoggyBeaver]

I had rats they were great

[d3hit]

"I like to point out how gross they are"...you made it sound like you meant the girls...did you mean the girls?

[HoboMufasa]

If my penis looked like that I'd feed it crackers. 8D

[fakebrainclub]

"You're a bitch and can go to hell" should be the punchline to every joke ever.

[bloodymonkey13]

ya jake

thats about right

[cpinill]

peniselope is the cuter LOL never mind

[animefreak3]

lol peniselope XD

[soraiyame]

Dixie, prepare for slaughter.

If death from laughter were possible, you'd be a serial killer.

[Shabobala]

hahah twilightfaerie!

[Personofinterest007D]

Chris you are so funny!

"Mel, you're a bitch and can go to hell."

[snowpigguy]

teen gir rat wars are hotter than teen girl cat fights

[cerbydoo]

If your penis looks like that... God help you.

[MelodyOfVision]

OMG...*LOL!*

[SpaceLilies]

The dog is cuter!

[C0wb0yc00l]

Your mind games are awesome. Um... Do you know what's worse than a teen girl rat war? A twilight sucks fan-girl war. Slightly off topic from your subject matter, but trust me, it's worse. (Edward doesn't exist and no one will sweep you off your feet! D: :)

[facedowninthedirt]

Damn, R.V. is hot!

[MunchyTheDog]

CHECk OUT MY VIDEO!!! I am a cute dog.

[MaxRaine]

Penises sure are snuggly =D

I used to have a rat though, they're actually quite nice as pets. Mine was the furry kind though, I'm not too much into the hairless kind...

[MunchyTheDog]

gross...

[kyuubified]

I wonder if anyone will name their pet rat "Chris" after this video. My teacher, to spite one of my friends, named his (fake rubber) pet rat "Eric".

[jnbpuppets]

Chris! We use cute animal puppets in our web show! It is becoming popular on our college campus, but we think it could become even more popular--do you have any suggestions? Click on our user name to check them out yourself.

[suzi32]

...what is so bad about rats? i love rats!

well, only pet ones. the ones you would just randomly find in an alley in new york is just plain disgusting...

i dont own a pet rat myself, but thats only because i have a vampire cat. he would murder the poor rodent!

[ccm800]

I'll have me some Jake

[ccm800]

twilight fairies should not talk like that

[scooter8marcus]

wooot, bald rats are beautiful <3

[nommayomnom]

HAHAHHAHA my favorite youtube channel XD

[DearURG]

Hilarious. There is nothing better than a teen girl rat war, unless all the rats are naked science rats.

[suziebadoozie]

mel, you're a bitch and can go to hell.

[lehighguy]

Rats are fine, but I'd never get a hairless pet of any kind.

[tortillababe]

Aw, come on, there's nothing bad about rats. My rats are not naked, though. : ) hah

[doore92]

I love teen girl RAT wars!!

[katy108]

hihihihihihihihihihi

[si11yyy]

lol.... dork.