Funniest Scene In Bleach Yet, Captain Unohana Out Does Head Captain Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto

[SamLim29]

Unohana-outdoing the head captain since forever

[DatGuyWhoDidDatTing]

I think she could be the next head captain.

[DTroySylar]

@DatGuyWhoDidDatTing

I AGree Completely

[Crazyafk]

anyone else hear a pokeball? just me? ok moving on =P

[SlavetradeDIE]

I love the captain commander in this, he's funny, though I must say i feel sad for him lol...all his attempts where thwarted X3, better luck next time Captain Commander XP

[broderick2424]

she scares everybody in the soul society

[Alijamaru]

Hahahah even Head Captain cant do anything against her :D

Unohana ftw <3 :D

[IchiRuki4ever1000]

the voice actor of yamamoto genryuusai is Masaaki Tsukada..believe it or not, he is the husband of masako nozawa,who played the voice of GOKU! :D

[monkeyXmonkey]

@IchiRuki4ever1000

oh there gay?

interesting :o

[Racheltoalice]

@monkeyXmonkey the voice of goku in japanese is a woman.....

[monkeyXmonkey]

@Racheltoalice

oh lol...

I automatically thought of the english version of goku whos a guy....

I just immedialy blanked the name of masako nozawa cus i hate her voice for goku in japanese o.o

English Goku forver in my opinion

[Racheltoalice]

@monkeyXmonkey lol understandable XD

[Minutes2midnight01]

Me: Unohana! Be my mom! Unohana: Why? Me: Because you can cook!

[tommy78247]

:18 Yamamoto in shock is a pokemon? thats fucking awesome

[kiepyon1]

CUTE OLD MAN :DDDDD

[awesomist11]

Even Unohana immitates Yama-ji lol

[mrcokez1]

Poor Yama-ji... lol

[Lycankin40k]

So masterful...in the art...of preparation!

[mickybars]

Nobody respects the captain Yamamoto!

[Thelones]

For an old man with a really deep voice he sure can hit those high notes.

[278cooldude]

LMAO poor old man yama XD he doesnt get to show off to the captain

[Savemefromhelen]

Why does he never ask orihime to heal his arm? I mean, seriously.

[ThunderGodAbraham]

@Savemefromhelen he likes to keep his battle scars.look at his body when he fights

[rayleigh912]

The funniest scene in bleach...pathetic , bleach have a really bad level so...

[Gentsmaster3000]

poor captain comander

[Slic30fPie]

pokeball sounds at 0:17 and 0:22 XD

[deezutra]

I heard seeing an old man cry is not as funny as it sounds.

[conquertheworld08]

why isn't she the head captain? unohana seems one step ahead of shigekuni

[Midsomnyx]

@conquertheworld08 1.) Because Yamamoto CREATED the shinigami academy and established the 13 court guard. 2.) Unohana is a pacifist and desires to support the combat, not take part in it.

[darthrevan4513]

epic face

[IIdream1]

0:17 whos that pokemon?

[swensation55]

Rule 4: When an attractive woman prepares dinner for you when you were planning to do it yourself, NO BANKAI!!

[Noonecutsthis22]

can't wait to see Unohana own someone in the new arc!

[hotfire1608]

yeah right.. forbid Mayuri, Komamura and Hitsugaya to use their Bankai when they do minor stuff when even you use you zanpakuto just to cook.. Makes sense.

[dydgreat]

everytime the head master says huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it made me laugh XD

[wendyzacca]

Poor guy

[jackisg4y]

Way to make an old man without an arm feel useless..

[bb90s4]

Unohara should be a model because of 0:21 and 0:18

[AishySaravanan]

0:18 I swear I heard a Pokeball.

[Hiten19]

you know he could have gotten Orehime to reject his hand back. in hind-sight of course.

[tommmiin]

@Hiten19 no even for orihime thats to old XD

[Hiten19]

PWNED



[LikeAPierrot69]

Old man Yama knows better than to question Unohana.

[Kakashifan1991new]

didn't we agree no bankai old man no bankaiii o0

[Montesama314]

Make way for the next generation, old man! You've become obsolete...

[13YCrew]

Pokeball noises atttt 0:17 And 0:21 xDD

[brandeberry13]

Old man got owned by a female teenager or a woman! LMFAO

[DeViceCrimsin]

LMAO, completely owned!

[TheBlueHairedCyborg]

Nobody messes with captain unohana.

[tuulenkoti]

@TheBlueHairedCyborg she frightens me

[bob55566]

Heh to quote the captain commander's own words.

"When preparing to cook dinner,,,,, NO BANKAI!!!"

[brodevil93]

yamaji is tapping that ass. be careful though yama

[naruto987650]

Did I just saw a tea in a can? o_O

[FalconTheEpic]

what ep is this?

[DarthBobify]

:L whitebeard and ace are going to cook lol

[Nenderter]

Poor Yama-ji

[lunadragon582]

O-M-G Unohana taichou O_o

[smfarle]

epic fail Yama-jii

[DragonsLKG]

The only person who can bet him us Unohana! ^_^

[zombiestrick]

i forgot he lost one of his hands ._.

[MrSparkzxx]

Relax guys 0.0" geez

[ZzVinniezZ]

0:17

0:22

OMFG face

[MrJustpostin]

0:18 Unohana uses dinner, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

[leonard01348]

she very sacer

[42Robotnik]

pokeball sound every time he gasps.

and lol at his face wen he does

[AnimaniacFox]

Anyone who wants a shortcut, the argument starts 3 weeks ago between the confused guy and a kingdom hearts guy.

[dominos6995]

The food she's holding looks soooooooooooooooo delicious, gargle-.-........

[Lonnie23345]

Why didn't Orihime regenerate his arm?

[11gonzaleze]

@Lonnie23345 If I didnt know any better its out of yammamoto choice to keep it lost.

[AnimaniacFox]

Stop using the strongest Zanpaktou in existence to cook!

[DTroySylar]

@AnimaniacFox

why not he doent use itfor anything else, because most of the time he doesnt fucking do anything, the lazy over privileged old douche, the least he could do is his own cooking

[katiejami]

@DTroySylar oh shut up

[denslat1]

@DTroySylar

please stop talking about english bankers, its not very nice (sarcasm) :P

[demon2441]

@DTroySylar Since Unohana apparently is one step ahead of him, is it any wonder that he's gotten used to not doing anything.

[tuulenkoti]

@DTroySylar he is the hardest motherfucker in the bleach universe. shut the fuck up you narufag

[sn54]

@DTroySylar he leave captain commander alone it just shows how poor everyone else is if he is just lazy and still strongest in the gotei 13

[valdas0]

@DTroySylar douche? Da fuck?

[pokemaster361]

@DTroySylar Because if they let Yamamoto cook, he would burn down all of Soul Society, and who wants that to happen?

[mariaantonieta72]

@AnimaniacFox one of te best comments here!

[nassito2]

@AnimaniacFox Or Show Us Bankai ^_^

[RanakaHai]

@AnimaniacFox I wouldnt call that the strongest Zanpakotou due to fact that Ichigo's Zangetsu in its Final Form was capable of wiping out landscapes and did a big fucking slash at the end of its primary excistense before fullbring got it back.

[AnimaniacFox]

@RanakaHai

While we wouldn't call it that, the show calls it that. Still, even without the landscapes and all it's a pretty strong sword.

[TheAbsol123]

@RanakaHai Um you must not have heard Yamamoto's Bankai is what Obliterated the Dinosaurs,His Bankai Rises every morning But at night it has to Sleep for the Second in Command Unohana's Bankai to take over the sky. nuff said

[reaper14396]

@AnimaniacFox No Zongetsu is the strongist Zanpaktou. 

[animegrl171]

lol even Yamamoto is scared of her if he refused

[punktheman]

I think we all know what would happen if Unohana was as reckless as Kenpachi instead of a peace keaper ;)

I think Aizen would have died just by being stared by Unohana.... Seriously

[themuffinofSTEALTH]

@Rsownagepkz that's right, it's canned tea. I've been to Japan, and there are vending machines all over the place for drinks. some of them even sell hot coffee and tea.

[alexalovesbleach]

lol this thing is i cant even discribe it in words it so horribe :|

[Rsownagepkz]

Wtf is that thing Unohana is holding at 0:24

[DTroySylar]

@Rsownagepkz

its Tea in a can, kindof like a microwave coffee, u just heat it up and done. either that or ice tea or it could just be cold tea, whether the case its tea (i think)

[PhoenixRebirth117]

aww... I wanted a Barbecue...

[conochi1]

woman will always win cause you need a kitchen to prepare dinner

[Leobreacker]

He is soo disappointed XD

[123321123peter]

wow that is stupid but funny

[TheLEVEL1Network]

@TraceurMeeka - That LITTLE Girl wouldn't stand a chance... A SNOWBALLS CHANCE

[itachideidara4eva]

Lol WTF? I love this <3

[Zangetzuga]

I didn't know Yamamoto had epic faces too.

[ShadicSonamy101]

0:18 Food I choose you!!

0:22 Soda I choose you!!

The pok'eball sound effect never fails.

[TheLEVEL1Network]

Would it be wrong of me to say that retsu is the sexiest bleach character out there?

[what206071]

i never got why did captain yama never get a prosthetic similar to kukaku's (that hot fireworks lady) it works for her

[HatsODoom]

Anyone else hear the Pokeballs?

[Incollem]

@HatsODoom

yeah pokéball opens every time his surprised lol 

[G4M1ngFreak]

wheres his arm?

[DTroySylar]

@G4M1ngFreak

read the comments below, ull know the whole story

[punktheman]

@Sirteabagsalot90 lol, I see what you did there :P

[KGJix]

@Sirteabagsalot90 i clicked shift and dislike and i saw the magic too :D

[breswter]

@Sirteabagsalot90 What happens if I hold shift and dislike the comment? That was even better magic!!! :OO!!!

[UltraAnimaniac101]

@Sirteabagsalot90 I held shift and press the dislike in your comment. Even better magic.

[HatsODoom]

0:17, food I choose you! (AKA does anyone hear the Pokeball?)

[BlacKing500]

aww...poor old man yama just wants to cook and shit even wit his one arm

[ntabiblaze]

I wish they were my aunt and uncle XD

[DTroySylar]

@ntabiblaze, it would be a nice thought, except the idea of that old man is so full of himself and i wouldnt like to have an aunt that i would be attracted to.

[lyricsfromgg]

Unohana was obviously a girl scout.

[Blizzardshot]

for an old one-arm man, he's broken with power

[bluemew22]

Unohana is as prepared as Batman. and considering this show had a fight that nothing but constant Batman-level-preparedness one-upping...

[Blade6455]

she got the food at walmart lol

[bigjavo36]

i think retsu and shunsui will end up together. They have known each other since they were part of the first class of the shinigami training school and she would be the only women that could keep him in line.

[confusedkid6]

lmao if you watch these too during the show...its clear that yamamoto hit that

[DTroySylar]

@confusedkid6 BullShit

Shes way out of his League

[confusedkid6]

@DTroySylar theres only so many female soul reapers that have some power....and 1 of them was made in a lab lol... im sure he tapped that shit at least once lol

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 nah that is what nemu was made for :P

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 only faggots type emoticons

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 says the confusedkid?

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 apparently your confused about your sexuality, you type emoticons which only faggots type.

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 haha are you even looking at what you're typing look at the top comment and the comment under mine...

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 what about them? all i see are more fags typing emoticons. your point?

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 that instead of getting mad and acting like a bitch too people who were making a joke you should go and find who shit in your corn flakes.... and you know if a chick is made in a lab she wasn't just made too fight....

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 whatever faggot i dont care what you have to type.

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 if you didn't care you wouldn't have commented or even read my reply in the first place

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 whatever faggot i dont care what you have to type.

[kingdomhearts810]

@confusedkid6 you my friend are a king of comebacks

[confusedkid6]

@kingdomhearts810 I'm not your friend faggot. I dont care what you have to type, fag.

[DillynWinn]

@confusedkid6 Do you need a hug?

[confusedkid6]

@DillynWinn do you need to die?

[DillynWinn]

@confusedkid6 Oooh, touchy.

[OrganCollector]

@confusedkid6 You appear to be the biggest closet case I've ever come across, what with how you throw the word "faggot" around. The only people I see who use that term as often as you do are ashamed of their own homosexual tendencies, and vent their inadequacies onto others. If your original intention, however, was to get a rise out of someone...You're trying way too bloody hard, and are only making yourself look foolish. Now, go run off and play Runescape with the other brats.

[confusedkid6]

@OrganCollector tl;dr work on that essay you just wrote. Bad rough draft gl next time. Fag.

[OrganCollector]

@confusedkid6 Troll harder, "black Zeus" (yeah, real original BTW. dumb fuck). I'm a female, by the way. Look at a damn channel before assuming anything.

Douche.

[confusedkid6]

@OrganCollector Ye....I'm pretty sure I could guess you were a female by your username. "OrganCollector. Its good you dont mind looking like a whore on the internet. You chose your name beacuse hmmm lemme guess you've gotten alot of dick in your time? Yep.

Whore.

[DTroySylar]

@confusedkid6

okay guys seriously, do you even know what you're arguing about anymore, or do you just like insulting each other. either way lets not make this personal, just drop it, otherwise you'll be at this constantly.

[confusedkid6]

@DTroySylar I was typing towards someone else when thisbitch started typing shit towards me. It needs to piss off and mind its own damn business.

[OrganCollector]

@confusedkid6 You need to stop being an asshole,, then maybe you won't have people being bitches to you. BTW, my name has to do with RP, nothing more...And what I meant by the "I'm female, BTW" is this: look at someone's channel before assuming this or that about them.

Why did you jump down the other person's throat anyways? I'm curious now, and I wasn't angry at first, and I'm not even angry now. The original comment was out of boredom for one, and also...fuck it, I was bored.

[OrganCollector]

@confusedkid6 By the way, don't tell me to mind my own business on the Internet when it's in view of the entire public....Anyways, I'm going to stop with this, because now that I think about it, even if I end up winning this "argument", I'm still going to look retarded for arguing with a bunch of pixels, even if, like I mentioned before, this shit started out of boredom.

[confusedkid6]

@OrganCollector lmfao? your still replying? Seriously go outside and get a life shees

[bankaibuddy15]

@confusedkid6 Grow up kid...

[confusedkid6]

@bankaibuddy15 what?

[DTroySylar]

@OrganCollector

okay guys seriously, do you even know what you're arguing about anymore, or do you just like insulting each other. either way lets not make this personal, just drop it, otherwise you'll be at this constantly.

[Quadraxis]

Unohana Retsu - the only known being in existance that can make Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni feel totally useless.

[NicholasGeschke]

Unohana is Team Mom. She has a bunch of noisy kids to deal with, so of course she's well prepared! I imagine were it not for her, Old Man Yama would be in a retirement home from all the stress of dealing with the youngsters.

[MrKman211]

Unohana would make a great wife......(thinking)...0_0....­or not.

[forcytk]

I love his expression and his voice. Omg that is awesome!

[haiironoyuki39]

0:17 Pokeball opening sound!

[ichigo]

@haiironoyuki39 Yep XD

[haiironoyuki39]

what happened to head captain's arm?

[battle0001]

@haiironoyuki39 he sacrificed it when he fought aizen.

[NOMNOMCarpet]

@haiironoyuki39 Lost it in the Aizen arc. Le pay attention.

[Aveiraslover]

@NOMNOMCarpet Some of us haven't gotten that far yet...

[TheBingocakes]

I didn't even know the head captain could cook.

[animefun5678]

Captain Genryūsai Shigekuni: FAILED

[vampivampire]

Tjis been troubling me for ages...how come Orihime can't just restore yama's arm? XD

[9753matt]

@vampivampire For the same reason that Orihime didn't erase the hogyoku from existence, LIKE SHE SAID SHE RESOLVED HERSELF TO DO, to make Aizen no longer immortal.

Kubo retcon's intelligence for the sake of making his series last longer, even though a lot of his recent ideas are simply asinine. Ichigo didn't ask his father how to get his powers back, and they didn't go back for Nel. Intelligent continuity has no place in the world of Bleach anymore unfortunately.

[konarigato]

@vampivampire

Maybe because he never asked her to do so. Or maybe because the nature of the hadou he used made it impossible for her too bring his arm back? Or maybe the reiatsu behind the injury is way too strong for her? Who knows? But I think that Yamamoto wouldn't let her heal his arm, if she can. He's strict...

[Divintysmith]

@konarigato I agree, it's either due to the effect of the sacrificial kido or just his pride as head captain. Besides, he can still kick 3 of the captain regai's asses with one arm haha.

[HyperSonicSprite]

lol



[DarkManuel006]

i laughed my ass off went this came ot!

[Knightblood1]

how the hell did nazi's get started here?

[ryan015love]

poor yamamoto bleach

[theburntshadow]

Unohana just made Yamamoto feel a hundred years older.

[katana292]

Unohana... she has you whipped even if you aren't in a relationship with her XD

[TheSuperBrendaGirl]

LOL i love this one x3

[Arcilios]

she's such a milf I'd tap that.

[DTroySylar]

@Arcilios

I would have to much respect for her to sleep with her