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  • Later that Night...

    IT'S NOT NIGHT...IT'S NOT....FUCKING....NIGHT

  • this game is a joke.

  • "If it's in my eyes, I can't help it, I was born this way"

    Hey that's the Lady Gaga's excuse for everything to.

  • For 5 million id sleep with him for a night. And I'm a guy

  • This is one stupid ass game

  • *Game plays* Not going to say it..... *Game continues* Not.... Goinnnnnng to say iiiitt.... *Later That Night- NOT NIGHT!, and still negotiating* WHAT KINDA F***ED UP GAME IS THIS?!

  • Yeah... eyes... sure....

  • Lovin' this elevator music.

  • What a con.

  • what if there is a hollywood ending for thresher?

  • I know you just tried to rape and murder me but I'll accept your offer for paid sex

  • HOO WOULDANT?

  • @tomservo3 5 million bucks for a night with HER!?

  • Why is the chicken man sitting next to Benjamin Franklin?

  • Best Ending. Fuck these people.

  • 5:13 - 5:15 Thank You! I'm glad you understand!

  • One more thing, I HATE how the karate narrator caled me a bad person even though the CREATORS MADE them the correct choices, So I get called a bad person. You know, I can only call myself a bad person because I PLAYED the game. The real bad people are the creators.

  • @ultranelson2 shut the fuck up

  • Yay!! Happy ending! Now that I made two people's lives miserable, I say...

    TO HELL WITH THIS DOGPILE OF SHIT!!!

    And on a sidenote, What's with the goddamn chicken? And also, I can't accept the ending I want, so I let the video run. I feel like a good person.

  • riveting! Stintillating!  I'm about to collapse over the edge of my seat!

  • What's with the fucking chicken?

  • They used shitty filters as "night" EPIC FAIL

  • This scene did NOT need to last 6 goddam minutes. It could simply gone with Jane saying yes, John trying to stop her only to get kicked in the balls, and then her walking away with Thresher. That alone could probably shorten the scene to two minutes. Instead we get all this extra padding that goes nowhere, fuck this game.

  • "Yes, my love. Your friend was right. You are a slut" LMFAO!!!!!

  • @Luffy55555 And she takes that as a compliment???

  • so "night" is just a whole negative overlay of each person huh? who knew.

  • Ok John, first, you were saying Jane was a slut and now you are on thresher's side by saying he's a slimeball?

  • I screwed up the story? U WILL DIE

  • 5 million for one night? Not even that guy who got fired from Hewlett Packard (I forget his name, but do remember it rhyming with turd) for putting his 110000 buck whore on the company's dollar then got hired by Oracle because he fired over 65000 people (that's what Oracle looks for in managers: being good at firing people, but i digress,) would pay 5 million bucks for only one night.

  • i woud accept 5 millions for 1 night as well

  • 5:12...HOORAY! I've ruined the lives of the stupid and useless!

  • for 5 million he could get the best prostitute in the world. I wonder why he wants her so bad.

  • "5 million for a whole weekend."

    Hardly business. Skank.

  • Dude, just hire a prostitute -.-

  • WHAT LOVE???

    THEY JUST MET!!!

  • So they are negotiating millions of dollars, and then she accepts $1000 no problem?

  • the consistency is so bad! first they are talking about millions of dollars, then it immediately goes to thousands of dollars, than we get lectured by a guy in a motherfucking PURPLE SUIT WITH A CHICKEN MASK?! what the fuck!?!

  • Sooooo, if your happy to sleep with a geek for a $1000? WTF.

  • uh oh... I scwoo up...

  • Jane = Every woman I've ever met.

  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFFF!

  • thes game is a hige wtf

  • FTW. Later that night. It's not night. IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT.

  • 1000 for a weekend? Hijole. Not a prostitute, my ass.

  • oh god this game is so bad

  • You think they're going to release this on XBox Live Arcade? lol

  • @Agent1W id totaly buy it, it would have to be fucking free though

  • @iusethelancer1 I'd just hope there would be a bit more gameplay, for a real "arcade" experience of fighting over Jane and other hot women.

  • Someone should get Jeopardy's producers to sue these idiots.

  • "Now you've really screwed up the story"

    Oh, I think the developers for this piece of shit did that long befor me

  • agh stop it! GET TO THE POINT!

  • "what's with all the crazy filters?"

  • janes a slut

  • 5 Million for a night, 7 million for a weekend, 5 million, 7 million, 5million7million, OH GOD!!!! STOP IT!!!!!

    Later that night, thank god...

    What?! THEIR STILL NEGOCIATING?!? AND IT'S NOT NIGHT!! IT'S NOT...FUCKING NIGHT!!!!

  • @tbone2004 AVGN

  • @krazygreen lol, nothing better!

  • @tbone2004 20 million for a weekend

  • @MysteryEzekude OH STOP IT!!!!!! GET TO THE POINT!!!

  • @tbone2004 No way. I ain't no slut. Seven.

  • @MysteryEzekude Later that night, oh thank god...

  • @tbone2004 AVGN knock off

  • 1:32 IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT!!

  • she refuses 5 and a half mil for a weekend but accepts 1000 for a whole week.

    makes so much sense

  • 5 million is nothing compared to love yeah right of course it is

  • How did the statue get on the opposite side?

  • This game has a thing about women kicking men in the crotch.

  • This is the worst video game ever created. the girl has epic tits though haha

  • Good question. I suppose it is entirely subjective, is it not?

  • i don't know. but i don't think i've ever seen a breast do anything particularly epic before.

  • 1:32

    IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT!!

  • TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

  • Millions for a fuck? LOL WHAT

    Even a chick with tits like hers ain't worth a million. More like a couple hundred bucks, tops.

  • give her 5 million for a night and Jane will catch up with John Later

    So simple!

  • They are arguing over millions.. MILLIONS! Who wrote this?! Some fucking hobo across the shitty street or seomthing, plain worthless.

  • @Aikionen And then it turns out that he was conning her...Yet she accepts anyway.

  • @MysteryEzekude Why do you respond to everyone? Was it like a year ago I commented on this video or what?

  • @Aikionen I'm respond to you, and your comment was over 6 months ago.

  • What in the fuck, a chicken.

  • God the acting is horrendous

  • she ain't no slut? wait.. it's not night!?!?

    ARGH

    make her feel like a virgin?

    O-O

    she settles for $1000

    did he orgasm?

    O_O

    she was born a slut!?!?

    daddy will be proud?

    yep... i'm proud to screw things up =D

  • 4:18

  • I don't get how it's "night" when they just change the filters. The Nerd was right- this is one of the worst games I've ever played. It's far worse than Mad Dog McCree.

  • this is the worst video game in history of humanity

  • I seriously think this game has driven me insane.

  • dumb chicken

  • Is the asshole that desperate?

  • I like this "happy" ending.

  • 1:22 - 3:35

    "What's with the crazy filters???"

  • It's not fucking night!

  • Millions? That whore's probably been in movies costing 50 bucks

    I'd just like to choke that chicken (in the sense of twisting off his fucking head)

  • that girl is a fucking hore

  • What's funny is that the box says that is a "interactive romantic comedy; you know, for a interactive romantic comedy, there's no romance....or comedy... or interaction! There's no depth in these characters

  • She can't haggle, and neither can he, and that john has this gay laugh, it bothers me so much!

  • Yeah, you can really hear he's forcing it.

  • It goes on and on and oooooooooon and they are talking about millions? thrasher, it's called masturbation XD

  • prostitutes are cheaper.

  • How do you know it? Are you one of them?

  • you are a smart guy, huh XD

  • HOW LONG CAN THEY JUST DRAG THIS SHIT?!

  • "IT'S NOT. FUCKING. NIGHT."

    -AVGN

  • pwned!!!!

    just like in real life

  • Lmao. This game is the most F*cked up piece of Sh!t i've ver heard of :L

    And the AVGN video is hilarious

  • 5 million for a weekend with this girl??? She's not even all that hot to be worth $500 bucks for the weekend.

    Also at the end she said she was a VIRGIN and wanted to be a NUN!! :?

    So she's willing to give that up just like that when a guy offers her 5 million big ones? I guess this game is just like real life. Every girl has her price. :p

  • for 5 million dollars there isn't much i wouldn't do :P

  • i know i would scuk old man dick

  • how about a hun :D

  • its not even a game its a slideshow!

  • lol that plumber saying i can't believe you're so easy, for 5 million bucks? thats not easy thats just fucking smart, for 5 million bucks i'd pretty much do anything

  • that's why he called her a prostitute

  • LOL omg this doesn't even need AVGN to be fucking hilarious.

  • this slide show is epic

  • What? It's not night. IT'S NOT F***ING NIGHT

  • Option #3: Some BOS guy from fallout appears and shoots the chicken guy in the head, then destoys this game with a fatman

  • that one seems like the choice that makes the most sense

  • "You whore!"

    oh wow. the game is self aware...

  • Her minimum is 6 million... but later she's very happy to do it for $1000?

    It just doesnt make any sense at all

  • Narrator: you just ruined two lives in one scene!

    Me: GOOD! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM ANYMORE

  • Their so cheap that they wold use a filter rather then just wait for night it self?

    Now thats what I call a EPIC FAIL!!

  • 3:46 was he hit or did he jizz in his pants!

  • IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT.

    Seriously, lying title cards.

  • STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY!

  • *Later that night* THEY'RE STILL FUCKING DISCUSSING THE PAY??????

  • yeah, she's so easy, it's only 5 million dollars!

    fuck, I'd do him for 5 million dollars

  • this whole game´s got that whole "plan 9 from outer space" feel to it. It is so bad that it is epic funny.

  • So bad it's good? Nah. It's so bad it's horrible.

  • 6 and 6/8ths

    *facepalm*

  • wtf??? i would have been so pissed if i had to pay money for this shit back n the day

  • "daddy would proud, i'm gonna make it with a geek" . they need to put this on XBLA or PSN

  • realistic ending.

  • It's not realistic.. well she is a fucking whore so it could be realistic. Still - he didn't give her the job in the first place, what guarantees the 5 mil?

  • Its not guaranteed. He ends up buying her for $1000. So indeed, ultra realism.

  • they actually call him hormone! what the fuck is wrong with game?

  • Best game ever, why can't all games be this epic.

  • are you in something??? this game is so bad, even the title screen sucks!!

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