*Game plays* Not going to say it..... *Game continues* Not.... Goinnnnnng to say iiiitt.... *Later That Night- NOT NIGHT!, and still negotiating* WHAT KINDA F***ED UP GAME IS THIS?!
One more thing, I HATE how the karate narrator caled me a bad person even though the CREATORS MADE them the correct choices, So I get called a bad person. You know, I can only call myself a bad person because I PLAYED the game. The real bad people are the creators.
This scene did NOT need to last 6 goddam minutes. It could simply gone with Jane saying yes, John trying to stop her only to get kicked in the balls, and then her walking away with Thresher. That alone could probably shorten the scene to two minutes. Instead we get all this extra padding that goes nowhere, fuck this game.
5 million for one night? Not even that guy who got fired from Hewlett Packard (I forget his name, but do remember it rhyming with turd) for putting his 110000 buck whore on the company's dollar then got hired by Oracle because he fired over 65000 people (that's what Oracle looks for in managers: being good at firing people, but i digress,) would pay 5 million bucks for only one night.
the consistency is so bad! first they are talking about millions of dollars, then it immediately goes to thousands of dollars, than we get lectured by a guy in a motherfucking PURPLE SUIT WITH A CHICKEN MASK?! what the fuck!?!
I don't get how it's "night" when they just change the filters. The Nerd was right- this is one of the worst games I've ever played. It's far worse than Mad Dog McCree.
What's funny is that the box says that is a "interactive romantic comedy; you know, for a interactive romantic comedy, there's no romance....or comedy... or interaction! There's no depth in these characters
5 million for a weekend with this girl??? She's not even all that hot to be worth $500 bucks for the weekend.
Also at the end she said she was a VIRGIN and wanted to be a NUN!! :?
So she's willing to give that up just like that when a guy offers her 5 million big ones? I guess this game is just like real life. Every girl has her price. :p
lol that plumber saying i can't believe you're so easy, for 5 million bucks? thats not easy thats just fucking smart, for 5 million bucks i'd pretty much do anything
It's not realistic.. well she is a fucking whore so it could be realistic. Still - he didn't give her the job in the first place, what guarantees the 5 mil?
Later that Night...
IT'S NOT NIGHT...IT'S NOT....FUCKING....NIGHT
LiamCatterson 1 week ago
this game is a joke.
FateMan22 2 months ago
"If it's in my eyes, I can't help it, I was born this way"
Hey that's the Lady Gaga's excuse for everything to.
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago 4
For 5 million id sleep with him for a night. And I'm a guy
Shmuklidooha 5 months ago
This is one stupid ass game
younggunsfan 5 months ago
*Game plays* Not going to say it..... *Game continues* Not.... Goinnnnnng to say iiiitt.... *Later That Night- NOT NIGHT!, and still negotiating* WHAT KINDA F***ED UP GAME IS THIS?!
Swampert384 6 months ago
Yeah... eyes... sure....
cryssibaby 8 months ago
Lovin' this elevator music.
Megajanitor 8 months ago
What a con.
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
what if there is a hollywood ending for thresher?
SSCode09 8 months ago
I know you just tried to rape and murder me but I'll accept your offer for paid sex
weofparadigm 8 months ago
HOO WOULDANT?
tomservo3 9 months ago
@tomservo3 5 million bucks for a night with HER!?
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
Why is the chicken man sitting next to Benjamin Franklin?
SushiLord89 10 months ago
Best Ending. Fuck these people.
darklightjg1 10 months ago
5:13 - 5:15 Thank You! I'm glad you understand!
ultranelson2 10 months ago
One more thing, I HATE how the karate narrator caled me a bad person even though the CREATORS MADE them the correct choices, So I get called a bad person. You know, I can only call myself a bad person because I PLAYED the game. The real bad people are the creators.
ultranelson2 10 months ago
@ultranelson2 shut the fuck up
LMTR14 9 months ago
Yay!! Happy ending! Now that I made two people's lives miserable, I say...
TO HELL WITH THIS DOGPILE OF SHIT!!!
And on a sidenote, What's with the goddamn chicken? And also, I can't accept the ending I want, so I let the video run. I feel like a good person.
ultranelson2 10 months ago
riveting! Stintillating! I'm about to collapse over the edge of my seat!
Tangerinian 10 months ago
What's with the fucking chicken?
HaloSpartanG13 11 months ago
They used shitty filters as "night" EPIC FAIL
StarBoy62 11 months ago
This scene did NOT need to last 6 goddam minutes. It could simply gone with Jane saying yes, John trying to stop her only to get kicked in the balls, and then her walking away with Thresher. That alone could probably shorten the scene to two minutes. Instead we get all this extra padding that goes nowhere, fuck this game.
eremigh09 11 months ago
"Yes, my love. Your friend was right. You are a slut" LMFAO!!!!!
Luffy55555 1 year ago 5
@Luffy55555 And she takes that as a compliment???
MysteryEzekude 9 months ago
so "night" is just a whole negative overlay of each person huh? who knew.
Trollaverse 1 year ago
Ok John, first, you were saying Jane was a slut and now you are on thresher's side by saying he's a slimeball?
Djstudiosgold 1 year ago
I screwed up the story? U WILL DIE
LOLJKSTUDIO 1 year ago
5 million for one night? Not even that guy who got fired from Hewlett Packard (I forget his name, but do remember it rhyming with turd) for putting his 110000 buck whore on the company's dollar then got hired by Oracle because he fired over 65000 people (that's what Oracle looks for in managers: being good at firing people, but i digress,) would pay 5 million bucks for only one night.
thegameulost 1 year ago
i woud accept 5 millions for 1 night as well
LTChaosLT 1 year ago
5:12...HOORAY! I've ruined the lives of the stupid and useless!
blade10000 1 year ago
for 5 million he could get the best prostitute in the world. I wonder why he wants her so bad.
sHART1780 1 year ago
"5 million for a whole weekend."
Hardly business. Skank.
DevilsArcadia777 1 year ago
Dude, just hire a prostitute -.-
TwosComplement 1 year ago
WHAT LOVE???
THEY JUST MET!!!
Xemnas248 1 year ago
So they are negotiating millions of dollars, and then she accepts $1000 no problem?
niftymatt 1 year ago 2
the consistency is so bad! first they are talking about millions of dollars, then it immediately goes to thousands of dollars, than we get lectured by a guy in a motherfucking PURPLE SUIT WITH A CHICKEN MASK?! what the fuck!?!
SquareKiteGaming 1 year ago
Sooooo, if your happy to sleep with a geek for a $1000? WTF.
supergennininfinity 1 year ago
uh oh... I scwoo up...
Javon1983 1 year ago 5
Jane = Every woman I've ever met.
ChablesMan 1 year ago 5
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
r3ini 1 year ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFFF!
DischargedMedia 1 year ago
thes game is a hige wtf
BigNickGK 1 year ago
FTW. Later that night. It's not night. IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT.
andymate2006 1 year ago 4
1000 for a weekend? Hijole. Not a prostitute, my ass.
MrShadow42 1 year ago 2
oh god this game is so bad
podasky 1 year ago
You think they're going to release this on XBox Live Arcade? lol
Agent1W 1 year ago 5
@Agent1W id totaly buy it, it would have to be fucking free though
iusethelancer1 1 year ago
@iusethelancer1 I'd just hope there would be a bit more gameplay, for a real "arcade" experience of fighting over Jane and other hot women.
Agent1W 1 year ago
Someone should get Jeopardy's producers to sue these idiots.
aiolaviola 1 year ago
"Now you've really screwed up the story"
Oh, I think the developers for this piece of shit did that long befor me
Kizuii 1 year ago 4
agh stop it! GET TO THE POINT!
huntingforspam 1 year ago
"what's with all the crazy filters?"
Kristanni20X6 2 years ago
janes a slut
hutton4059 2 years ago 4
5 Million for a night, 7 million for a weekend, 5 million, 7 million, 5million7million, OH GOD!!!! STOP IT!!!!!
Later that night, thank god...
What?! THEIR STILL NEGOCIATING?!? AND IT'S NOT NIGHT!! IT'S NOT...FUCKING NIGHT!!!!
tbone2004 2 years ago 72
@tbone2004 AVGN
krazygreen 1 year ago
@krazygreen lol, nothing better!
tbone2004 1 year ago
@tbone2004 20 million for a weekend
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
@MysteryEzekude OH STOP IT!!!!!! GET TO THE POINT!!!
tbone2004 8 months ago
@tbone2004 No way. I ain't no slut. Seven.
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
@MysteryEzekude Later that night, oh thank god...
tbone2004 8 months ago
@tbone2004 AVGN knock off
asombrosodios 2 weeks ago
1:32 IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT!!
Kristanni20X6 2 years ago 3
she refuses 5 and a half mil for a weekend but accepts 1000 for a whole week.
makes so much sense
jassimalaskary 2 years ago 13
5 million is nothing compared to love yeah right of course it is
rivera724 2 years ago 4
How did the statue get on the opposite side?
kingbooforums 2 years ago
This game has a thing about women kicking men in the crotch.
Tasera783 2 years ago
This is the worst video game ever created. the girl has epic tits though haha
broncofan132 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
how can a tit be epic?
BLAHFRIDGE 2 years ago
Good question. I suppose it is entirely subjective, is it not?
thereaIblackcerberus 2 years ago
i don't know. but i don't think i've ever seen a breast do anything particularly epic before.
BLAHFRIDGE 2 years ago
1:32
IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT!!
Manonthe3up 2 years ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
Foggemannen 2 years ago 3
Millions for a fuck? LOL WHAT
Even a chick with tits like hers ain't worth a million. More like a couple hundred bucks, tops.
SlashFirestorm 2 years ago 6
give her 5 million for a night and Jane will catch up with John Later
So simple!
Zolega89 2 years ago
They are arguing over millions.. MILLIONS! Who wrote this?! Some fucking hobo across the shitty street or seomthing, plain worthless.
Aikionen 2 years ago 11
@Aikionen And then it turns out that he was conning her...Yet she accepts anyway.
MysteryEzekude 8 months ago
@MysteryEzekude Why do you respond to everyone? Was it like a year ago I commented on this video or what?
Aikionen 8 months ago
@Aikionen I'm respond to you, and your comment was over 6 months ago.
kdreamland 1 month ago
What in the fuck, a chicken.
overshottoast 2 years ago 3
God the acting is horrendous
TTBurger88 2 years ago 10
she ain't no slut? wait.. it's not night!?!?
ARGH
make her feel like a virgin?
O-O
she settles for $1000
did he orgasm?
O_O
she was born a slut!?!?
daddy will be proud?
yep... i'm proud to screw things up =D
firemonkey4me 2 years ago
4:18
LeeMan00 2 years ago
I don't get how it's "night" when they just change the filters. The Nerd was right- this is one of the worst games I've ever played. It's far worse than Mad Dog McCree.
tomservo3 2 years ago
this is the worst video game in history of humanity
daracenak 2 years ago 8
I seriously think this game has driven me insane.
troysson81 2 years ago 3
dumb chicken
ry4n36 2 years ago
Is the asshole that desperate?
legitimacy40 2 years ago 3
I like this "happy" ending.
paulyoli 2 years ago 3
1:22 - 3:35
"What's with the crazy filters???"
ECarminan 2 years ago 5
It's not fucking night!
flakelorenz02 2 years ago
Millions? That whore's probably been in movies costing 50 bucks
I'd just like to choke that chicken (in the sense of twisting off his fucking head)
Tareltonlives 2 years ago 4
that girl is a fucking hore
srocketdude 2 years ago 10
What's funny is that the box says that is a "interactive romantic comedy; you know, for a interactive romantic comedy, there's no romance....or comedy... or interaction! There's no depth in these characters
Krishdish 2 years ago 11
She can't haggle, and neither can he, and that john has this gay laugh, it bothers me so much!
thdremily 2 years ago 2
Yeah, you can really hear he's forcing it.
Emil315 2 years ago
It goes on and on and oooooooooon and they are talking about millions? thrasher, it's called masturbation XD
pieislikesoawesome 2 years ago 6
prostitutes are cheaper.
unlimitedspeeed 2 years ago 5
How do you know it? Are you one of them?
Sollett 2 years ago
you are a smart guy, huh XD
unlimitedspeeed 2 years ago
HOW LONG CAN THEY JUST DRAG THIS SHIT?!
FatCaterpillar11 2 years ago
"IT'S NOT. FUCKING. NIGHT."
-AVGN
MagnumBill91 2 years ago 85
pwned!!!!
just like in real life
unhappilyeverafter 2 years ago
Lmao. This game is the most F*cked up piece of Sh!t i've ver heard of :L
And the AVGN video is hilarious
shannon1234567891234 2 years ago 6
5 million for a weekend with this girl??? She's not even all that hot to be worth $500 bucks for the weekend.
Also at the end she said she was a VIRGIN and wanted to be a NUN!! :?
So she's willing to give that up just like that when a guy offers her 5 million big ones? I guess this game is just like real life. Every girl has her price. :p
JDubs878 2 years ago 8
for 5 million dollars there isn't much i wouldn't do :P
heff4heather 2 years ago 2
i know i would scuk old man dick
amuchi890 2 years ago
how about a hun :D
Exavidos 2 years ago
its not even a game its a slideshow!
lilmanual 2 years ago
lol that plumber saying i can't believe you're so easy, for 5 million bucks? thats not easy thats just fucking smart, for 5 million bucks i'd pretty much do anything
heff4heather 2 years ago 6
that's why he called her a prostitute
landosalemchainsaw 2 years ago
LOL omg this doesn't even need AVGN to be fucking hilarious.
fpsanth 2 years ago 6
this slide show is epic
notsoclever29 2 years ago
What? It's not night. IT'S NOT F***ING NIGHT
dustman319 2 years ago 4
Option #3: Some BOS guy from fallout appears and shoots the chicken guy in the head, then destoys this game with a fatman
rylasasin 2 years ago 3
that one seems like the choice that makes the most sense
shanethefox 2 years ago
"You whore!"
oh wow. the game is self aware...
Kizuii 2 years ago 2
Her minimum is 6 million... but later she's very happy to do it for $1000?
It just doesnt make any sense at all
knaveofhearts1 2 years ago 14
Narrator: you just ruined two lives in one scene!
Me: GOOD! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM ANYMORE
madrick11 2 years ago 8
Their so cheap that they wold use a filter rather then just wait for night it self?
Now thats what I call a EPIC FAIL!!
PurpleStorm8 2 years ago 3
3:46 was he hit or did he jizz in his pants!
crazyrandomboy 2 years ago
IT'S NOT FUCKING NIGHT.
Seriously, lying title cards.
Yurtablemoron 2 years ago 6
STOP MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY!
lTheShieldl 2 years ago
*Later that night* THEY'RE STILL FUCKING DISCUSSING THE PAY??????
killer0ed 2 years ago
yeah, she's so easy, it's only 5 million dollars!
fuck, I'd do him for 5 million dollars
ichigotimmy900 2 years ago 5
this whole game´s got that whole "plan 9 from outer space" feel to it. It is so bad that it is epic funny.
ergdf54g45g5h76j8kug 2 years ago 7
So bad it's good? Nah. It's so bad it's horrible.
Theycallmetomu 2 years ago
6 and 6/8ths
*facepalm*
zeejustin6 2 years ago
wtf??? i would have been so pissed if i had to pay money for this shit back n the day
edwardj1211986 2 years ago
"daddy would proud, i'm gonna make it with a geek" . they need to put this on XBLA or PSN
comfnumb82 2 years ago 9
realistic ending.
chaosmaster07 2 years ago 8
It's not realistic.. well she is a fucking whore so it could be realistic. Still - he didn't give her the job in the first place, what guarantees the 5 mil?
KidnapDeath 2 years ago 5
Its not guaranteed. He ends up buying her for $1000. So indeed, ultra realism.
chaosmaster07 2 years ago 2
they actually call him hormone! what the fuck is wrong with game?
AgentMidnight 2 years ago
Best game ever, why can't all games be this epic.
Jumpman3 2 years ago 15
are you in something??? this game is so bad, even the title screen sucks!!
nrng97 2 years ago 7