Bleach 314 - Shinigami Zukan - No Bankai (English Subs)

[XCaliburDragon]

Damn, Bankai, a technique only learned after many vigorous years of difficult work and training, only to be used in thee most dire situations, is an anger outlet...

[RMaxi10]

When facing Chuck Norris ... BANKAI !!!!!!!!

[TheDude4515]

However, Bankai is permitted if you have a heavy, embarassing, AND lazy subordinate.

Yes, CaptainSei-Feng, we all understand.

[cgmoore13]

i think that yamamoto doesn't want a bankai to be used when cleaning....just saying

[Crescentknight8189]

When facing Ichigo in Final Tetsuga Form, apparently...NO BANKAI!!!

[zelpyzelp]

0:14 why do almost all the people from squad 12 look so goddamn weird?

[JediMasterTwa]

Toshiro can't help using Bankai in every fight...

[FavoriteArcade]

Well, didn't Mayuri create his vice-captain or something? Maybe he was working on a perfect clone of himself in some sort of giant glass thing (like the things on Dragonball Z).

[camilacachito2929]

toushiro: yamamoto....It's easy to you say that when you don't have matsumoto as your lieutenant

matsumoto: taichooo! see! i painted hyorinmaru of pink

toushiro: BANKAI...... MATSUMOTOOO!!!!!

[RMaxi10]

if Chuck Norris dislikes this video: BANKAI !!!!!!!!

[Crazyphil2008]

Rule 5 when running from Kenpachi NO BANKAI will help you just run

[AxelsomebodyXX]

rule 4: cleaning up after the squad captains killed the 1st squad captain from not being allowed to use bankai-NO BANKAI!

[SamLim29]

If someone teases you because of this video: NO BANKAI!

[conquertheworld08]

so they can clean however they want just without bankai? yeah i see no why that cant go wrong.

[NinjaBunniesAttack]

I love this one!!

[smfarle]

0:23 Best part :D !

[KitaxNekoSama57]

KOMAMURA'S FACE "^w^"

SO DAMN ADORABLE.

[MegaDani141]

1st dislike: Yamamoto: ok, it's ok.....

2nd dislike: Yamamoto: ok, it's getting serious......

3rd dislike: Yamamoto: DAMN RULE!!!!!!!!1 BANKAIIIIIIIIII

[cantdecideusernam]

my vesion of the last scene "when punishing a lazy subordinate use Bankai"

[NaiTaiDai]

Why would the captains use their Bankai for simply cleaning their home?

[dydgreat]

did anyone know that its not pernounce ban-kai its pernouce and bun-kae

[no2475]

Kenpachi: No bankai huh? *removes eyepatch*

[theBIGZ0]

@no2475 lol

[kevin72203]

if no bankai

then use shikai

[PeinsDisciple]

What the hell could embarass Kurotsuchi?! The guy brought Nemu (NEMU mind you) back to life by molesting her and acted as if there was nothing perverse about it. My only guess is that the room is filled with his designs on... "other" enhancements a male Shinigami could undergo. Ifyaknowhatimean.

[NothingButBleach]

is that what bunkais for moveing items and stuff :| i would not want be a bunkai right now ha

[FatalDeath369]

Must've found Mayuri's porn stash

[luckyirishxxx]

Kenpachi: Meh... *takes off eye patch*

[baatarishero]

and no eyepatch removing

[13SeeYou]

lol Even Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo cheeks became red 0:20

[hiyouran69]

LOL

laugh at toushiro and rangiku XDD

[EpicShaymin]

alright, I get it. I will always use bankai for useless purposes

[SpartanJx44]

when masturbating,...... NO BANKAI !!

[iBabyJennx3]

Toshiro looks so cute without his haori! :)

[hayashishoten]

@iBabyJennx3 Every captain does. Well except for those old - looking ones XD

[DeathberryAi]

wonder what "embarassing object" they found in mayuri's vault

[hayashishoten]

@DeathberryAi Even Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo (Mayuri's bankai) is blushing LOOOLOOLOL That object is just embarrassing

[DeathberryAi]

@hayashishoten hahah yeah you're right! i didn't even notice that. mayuri needs to be more careful

[MrFluffy7140]

what episode is this?

[Arthi556]

ASSBA - Anti SoulSociety Bankai Act

[masterb585]

@Arthi556 mwdvsbissa- more wanted destruction via sinceless bankia in soul society act- thank you and good night

[TheDSLbitch]

00:15 -I wonder what they found xD

[masterb585]

@TheDSLbitch they found proto-nemu or her older(by modle)/younger(by appearance) sister see the small child with purple hair

[SpartanJx44]

when masturbating...-NO BANKAI!!

[TheLilPrincess282]

GO MORE BANKAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fatlardigan7]

Captain Yamamoto- If I catch anyone using bankai..... I WILL USE BANKAI. Captains- But head captain, wouldn't you be breaking your own rule? Captain Yamamoto- Yes. Yes I would be. But my bankai is so amazing that everything will be wiped out before anyone can protest.

[1423greenmario]

sooo no bankai right?

[sasukegoku717]

poor rangiku...

[BadFox016]

has anyone a idea what is in Mayuris closet?????!! O.o (or what do you think is in it ? XD)

[banx757]

@BadFox016 A shrine dedicated to Capt. Unohana. 

[BadFox016]

@banx757 maybe....XD

[lemondrop33]

O I see...notice how he didn't mention "When you're cold" or "when cooking" *sigh*

[MegaDani141]

0:03 GOOOOOOO HEAR xD

[MegaAwesomeFilms]

...That's the daily life in the SS is like. You spend half the time fixing what you broke.

[NinjaToshiro]

i think toshiro is cute without the haori. i kind like the fact that they all go bankia and destroy every thing even if they are supossed to be cleaning. i just noticed the flower petals on toshiros bankai that just shows you how i dont pay much attantion O.o

[imcrazybutfun]

0:09 komamura looks soo cute.

[torrentXofXdarkness]

@TheBunnyAri I don't want to wake up in elfen lied 0_0

[ayannaxsesshy]

@artypiedra awwww

[DesertDragon96]

@artypiedra Dammit!

[ilikemoo1234]

... Do I WANT to know what they found to make Mayuri blush like that? O.o

[TRFJazz123456789abz]

@ilikemoo1234 >:) pournz...

[HeyChickaBumBum100]

@ilikemoo1234 Nemo's sextoys. :D There's a tentacle drill that bleeds. It is not for any of her holes.

[DatGuyWhoDidDatTing]

@ilikemoo1234 I heard someone tried, they were found dead the next day with a massive brain contusion.

[beneathVMFW]

@ilikemoo1234 a dildo.

[TheZman289]

@ilikemoo1234 No you dont. lol

[Stargezea]

@ilikemoo1234

"Reference to episode 200"

he was simply thinking naughty thoughts!

[ghughus]

@ilikemoo1234 they found pics of him screwing nemu xD

[jinhatakeyyyy]

what if all that he mentionhappen to captain yamamoto is he going to use his bankai or what....hmmmmm

[huynhj2]

0:08 WTF THATS OVERDOING IT

[baty888]

Why is Capitan Hitsugaya not in his clothes i mean the capitan clothes please reply

[Lonnie23345]

@baty888 He's cleaning, so he took it off. Not the first time a captain took the captain sash off. Lke when soi fon fought Yoichi

[super0nofa]

@baty888 he took his haori off because he was cleaning and it could get dirty, simple as that

[killerbunny4ever]

Alas, they found Mayuri's secret Urahara Shrine. Complete with nude photos. All that rivalry was a cover.

[jen222223]

i wonder if head captain yamamoto found something about his secret will he realease his bankai?

[TenouHaruka0]

I really REALLY wanna know what they found in Mayuri's closet.

[mitie23]

dnt worry head captain.. who's not gonna use bankai neway !!



[puppy8044]

Is it just me, or does it seem like the meeting was meant mostly for toshiro....

[kriitikko]

Mayuri is one of the most sadistic and psychotic characters in the series. So what the hell made him blush?!!

[ZzVinniezZ]

when someone disliked this Video..... NO BANKAI!!!!

[lame2cool]

When you need fire for house chores and other stuff. NO BANKAI!

(That means u head captain)

[AnimeAki]

When Head Captain tells you not to use bankai, NO BANKAI!

[SonicHedgehog99]

BANKAITICHI!

[blublulove12]

go hitsugaya u show her how its done in soul soicity

[Killhu1]

hahaha the old man's face gets me every time he says NO BANKA ^-^

[gundamchris123]

NO BANKAI

[TheSasukelover33]

i Love is one

[awesome9845]

a english dubble is better then a english sub

[awesome9845]

make this a English dubble

[ManOfAction9]

@awesome9845 Do you have any idea how dubbing works? Ask Funimation, they're in charge of dubbing Bleach, not this vaperon guy.

[joshlp900]

if he does keep nemu bodies in the closet this is me:mayuri u got some to spare

[awesome9845]

make this a english dubble

[8sakuraleaf9]

ok..so maybe i am dumb...but what was the mayuri part about? didn't get it... o.O

[mewzoey100]

rule four : If some idiots writing an stupid comment or disliking this video:

BANKAI!!!!!!

and because of this rule no one even dare about doing this :)

[JulzRulz1901]

0:10 KAWAAIIII!!! <3

[StarRabbit800]

Poor rangiku ^.^ she had it coming

[knightofdarkness99]

old man yamamoto just doesn't want to pay the repair builds XDDD

[9540144]

When dealing with the Shinigami Association, BANKAI KISHII (NO BANKAI)!

When Yachiru steals fish from the Kuchiki Manor, BANKAI KISHII (NO BANKAI)!

When Renji starts destroying the Kuchiki Manor, BANKAI KISHII (NO BANKAI)!

Bya-kun got so pissed with Yama-jii

[CrowOfMusicalDemise]

Government: "When trying to fix the economy and miserably failing....NO BANKAI!"

[mzdragonlover325]

how did he break the broom???

[blublulove12]

@mzdragonlover325

hes the best nd stongest character so theymade him do it also hes mad at matsumoto

[superman62228]

Unless if you see Chuck Norris...USE BANKAI

[2811Naruto]

too bad ichigo wasn't there for that speech haha

[Theunknownfighter]

Using bankai? That's a paddlin'.

[MontezumaUH60]

@Theunknownfighter givin paddlins, NO BANKAI

[Narutogokuwizard101]

I have a hard to following this rule so does ichigo

[8911063538]

Rules on Gotie 13 when watching or talking about movies.

Should anyone say Avatar was beter than LOTR, NO BANKAI!

If George Lucas makes another change in his Star Wars movies, NO BANKAI!

If they make another High School Musical movie...this is debatable.

[MrRaveninja1]

OH YA LET ME SAY THIS SENARIO TO U HEAD CAPTAIN

what if u need to bake sweet potatoes - NO BANKAI

what if it is cold - NO BANKAI

what if u needed to heat up a oven- NO BANKAI

[Hyenadont]

@MrRaveninja1 he doesn't use bankai. that's shikai he uses for that.

[MrRaveninja1]

@Hyenadont when a guy tries to be smart and tells u something

BANKAI

[Hyenadont]

@MrRaveninja1 wasn't trying to be smart. Just thought it was obvious. and that's quite the ridiculous overreaction too.

[MrRaveninja1]

@Hyenadont i dont think that was an overreaction at all its a comment if i wer to say it in a sarcastic voice to u directly would u still see it like that 1 thing i hate is when ppl say things like this guy is overreacting when it can be differnt based of the tone of voice

[Hyenadont]

@MrRaveninja1 my apologies then

[ThePiojoLP]

jajajajajajaja HITSUGAYA yhe best

[StardustJoker27]

what kind of object did they find????

[MrNisse5]

What about a Heavy Embarrasing lazy subordinate? Because Omaeda is in trouble if not!!

[4thUlquiorra]

What was found that was embarrassing to Mayuri in his lab? o .0''

[Anime000Daisuki]

this is cool,, there should be more "no bankai's".

[mdmkroll9]

bankaijishi



[DeidaraSemmpai]

When Ichimaru Gin says ByeBye - NO BANKAI!!

[YuuT01230]

yama jii is cute!

[wafflesarefunny]

when doing someone---NO BANKA--

ahem.....o .o

[lilkillervamps]

Ichigo:oh come on i just got my bankai

Rukia:follow the rules ichigo

Ichigo:gggrrrrrrrrrr BANKAI!!!!! (destroys his house)

[Gagedudeman]

@lilkillervamps ichigos bankai isnt huge and destructive really...it just amplifies his speed strength reitsu etc...unlike komamuras giant black thing and smart guys big worm thing

[SilverZeo88]

Komamura can smile?

[colagice117]

XDD WTF

[mpoyrthras]

When fighting Aizen - NO BANKAI!!!

[godofwarrocksman]

@mpoyrthras which leads to their downfall cause only hitsugaya and komamura uses it. Soifon is an acception due to her using her bankai to many times already. I mean cmon, they are fighting the most powerful enemy and they never fo all out. The same goes for the vizards

[Finalhellmaster]

@mpoyrthras It's useless xD

[zengetsu246]

Apparently captains use bankai a lot and they said they use is rarely oh and mayuri keeps nemu bodies in his closet

[flamehunter001]

@zengetsu246 i bet that's the secret upgraded version of nemu's body. Maybe that's why so embarrasing, though it could also be something else...

[101FallingRock]

Funny thing is that Kubo actually made this one. It was funny.

[CelestialAgony829]

I do NOT want to know what Mayuri keeps in that closet.

[RukiaKuchiki12341]

Me: Hahaha

Captains: BANKAI!!

Me: O.o

Head Captain: When someone is laughing because of this video, NO BANKAI!!

[kookeemunsta1]

wait what where the rules . . . .wait let me find out . .BANKAI

[Haotian14]

0:20 lol miouri had a boner

[Finalhellmaster]

Can i use Bankai for something that's not included in War XD?

[smrt237]

the last one: bankai ke *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ep*

[ShijunUchiha]

I wonder how Ichigo would react to the words "No bankai"...

[Seba1641]

it would've been so fucking funny if the last one was soi fon. "NO BANKAI! *BOOM!*"

[Shikamaru1801]

but he didnt say that kenpachi isnt allowed to remove his eyepatch =D

[BlueBurryPimp]

Who else lol'd when they say kommamru's zapaktu carrying that small dresser.

[SuperKasseler]

last one : bankai teesheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[haraalid]

what is embrassing object? i really wanna see that thing

[ievilegg]

when you cannot find the next episode no bankai!!!!

[Fynniann]

I wonder what the embarrassing thing is ._. more importantly....just give them a slower painful death with your shikai B)

[Fynniann]

.....he's so adorable...like a puppy..

[50033836]

0:05

They can punch through solid walls, but they can't lift a chest of drawers? o.0

[DonC202]

Is it just me or at 0:20 Does Ashisogi Jizo Look Like he's Blushing?

[TenouHaruka0]

@DonC202 I never thought I'd call that terrifying thing 'cute' but yeah...I think it was!!

[xtracp]

BANKAI TEESHEE

translation:NO BANKAI

[Tamarahodak]

Yama jii may they use their shikai? lol

[VM1T]

I don't get it, what could be embarrassing enough for Mayuri to use his bankai? he fucked his own daughter infront off two people in the middle of a desert with no problems at all

[nujiro]

@VM1T  I dunno.....maybe a stuffed animal collection <.<

[SRDsports]

@VM1T S&M toys to use on his daughter :P?

[TakeLight777]

Yama ji forgot to add

when fighting aizen NO BANKAI :p

[killrkiddx007]

IM GLAD MY MOTHER DOESNT HAVE BANKAI! CX

[chubkuriboh]

what's the point of having a bankai if you can't use it in everyday situations? lol

the only things that would embarrass mayuri is finding some of kisukes old rejects and relizing that they're better than all your best stuff lol

cleaning would be a doddle all you need is your insurance on speed dial lol

and lazy subordinates should recive bankai as punishment it'll teach 'em a lesson

[Pesanteuse]

Me and my sis though about this when we tried to get our new couch up the stairs to the second flood (HEAVY!!) :'D It would have been so useful with Komamura's bankai..

[nintendolife25]

@Pesanteuse Won't it break the roof? O.O

[Pesanteuse]

@nintendolife25 It doesn't have to be inside! It can be out side, take the couch and put it on the second floor through the window! Then we can move it from there :P

[nintendolife25]

@Pesanteuse I hope that window is big enough Komamuar's bankai hand........oh! And for the couch. XD

[Pesanteuse]

@nintendolife25 I suppose I would have to mesure that first :'D