Façade Speed Run 30 seconds

[Xiensha]

"Have you heard about Jesus?"

He'll close the door pretty fast.

[MrWhiteOp]

Reminds me of Criken!

[AJ100885]

uh uih uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhh

[nintendoman123456789]

best speed run ever

[acressl]

I like continually referring to Trip as Todd and trying to downplay the things that he says whilst taking flirty little cheap shots at Grace.

Yeah, I'm generally asked to leave.

"Come here. I want you to look at this picture."

"No one cares about your gay picture, Todd. Grace, how you doing tonight?"

[GarryXFG]

Just say "Melons".

[Charlytrippo]

@GarryXFG Either that or at the door just ask "have you heard the good word?"

[GarryXFG]

@Charlytrippo Melons is faster :D

[PrettyBluePeople]

I can't stand the awkward "Come over to, uh, my apartment for this, uh, party" message that Trip leaves.

[killerdoegirl]

fucking jizz

[Hyper6664]

nigger?

[joshua4337]

Hahaha omfgwtfbbq dude..that was hilarious !!

[megatokiorio]

I was able to get in when he was backing up to close the door after saying "I'm not here." That CTRL run key? It works. Heheh. The story proceeded as normal!

[TheRetroZombie]

or you can say melon.

[Wario7655]

I downloaded facade for my mac and it stopped at the loading screen. Any help?

[0894499966]

1:00

[killercornpops]

is this free

[chibivampiregirl]

@killercornpops Yup.

[killercornpops]

@chibivampiregirl lint me it please

[Kyledrownstoday]

I said "Sup Faggot" and hugged Trip as soon as he opened the door. He promptly slammed it in my face.

[dirtyolbum96]

if you press the spacebar during the phone call you can skip it

[Unkenmunk]

I wrote bitch when he opened the door he got sad and closed the door directley.

[cklanck2]

LOL

[SupaCakez]

try saying melon.

[GRACE1]

ay` fuck u nigga'

[pwner347]

How to play facade like a boss,

"adam! So happy to see you"

You : "Sup nigguh." Walk in, sit on couch and dont move

[billkinz1998]

i know how to win dont say anything and you win

[steve122288]

boy do i hate niggers

[TheCrippledDonkey]

@steve122288 Wow, that was VERY uncalled for.

[LinkMyBoy]

@steve122288 Dont we all?

[Emwo]

As a professional marriage counselor, I can assure you this method has saved hundreds of marriages nationwide.

[MrTinkotin]

Impossible! You hacker! I dont think this is possible! You used HAAAAX!

[Jackpot807]

lol you just say a bad word and hes like "wtf" and closes the door

[mcrubxpcod2]

nigger piece ? wtf

[Xarx3s]

This has to be tool assisted.

[narutorox85]

This is definitely fake.

[AlphaAGENT144]

SON

I AM NOT DISAPOINT.

[ENM173]

Truly I have discovered how to successfully save a crumbling marriage.

Thank you, jmedran. I will tell my children tales of your greatness.

[AsianHideOut]

@ENM173 I will too, he was an amazing...marriage saver.

[ailm96094]

p0on

[DaTAxCAN]

This is fake!

[TheMosthatedAccount]

@DaTAxCAN  how?

[DaTAxCAN]

@TheMosthatedAccount He clipped

[Buskie1]

A WINNER IS YOU.

[Aynawn]

Also saying I'm burning is quite effective.

[zakkmiester]

Mindblown.

[PurpleVolvagia]

also very effective is "sarah connor?"

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

when he opens the door say time to die

[ifhgsfj]

NIGGER PIECE

[reverseetc]

God, its like youtube showed up at their door.

[ezpn]

If you make a speedrun, for the love of god don't make an intro that's one minute long and in actuality longer than the actual run

[jmedran]

@ezpn i thought the buildup added to the suspense

[ShadowCoH316]

@jmedran That it did. And the intricacies of the lovely conversation you had with the game's AI was immaculate. Brava!

[VidyaBro]

@jmedran

And you thought right!

[SoomPrimal]

I haven't laughed this hard in a LOOOOOOONG time!!!!

[flashmozzg]

to bad i cant play it beouse i can type only numbers 9 i dont know why =*(

[DictatoroftheCake]

just say PENIS and they will kick you out in less than half a second before entering the apartment. Works every time:)

[EditRealityGaming]

@DictatoroftheCake

Idk, for some reason the word: Melon is an unforgivable curse in thier world too :/

[Gkthepwner]

@EditRealityGaming Melon = Boob :D

[TheBurnerGuy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[PawsOnTheSand]

LOLZ! That happens to me ALL the time! XD

[MrHenkka96]

This got me laughing in tears!

[GfCommando]

win?......

[grendelee]

For The Wolf!

[IshidaTheQuincy]

YOU PIEVCE OF SHIT

[jaimey001]

You can start off by saying

BUTTSEX!

[TimM676]

wow, i'm going to say "fuck you, nigger piece" as part of my everyday dialogue. Thank you!

[Glaruf]

lol the first time I played it I said "SURE IS NIGGER IN HERE".

But after seeing that I had to restart the game every time it ends I soon cleaned up my act.

[XBLNation]

Can someone send me a link to dis

[MoonIMover]

It's even faster if you just turn around and use the elevator.

Not as funny, though.

[Rid4Z]

pro

[aznsp3c1alk]

LOL "fuck you nigger peice", probably the best opener to say when you go over to a friends' place

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

I've Played Faster, I Just Turn Around And Hit The button.

[Pseudodynamic]

@PWNSCOUTMOVIES Wow omg imma marry you :O

[PWNSCOUTMOVIES]

@Pseudodynamic

You scare me...

[Pseudodynamic]

@PWNSCOUTMOVIES Silence, you pitiful simpleton!

[Pala16123z0r]

God how sad... it's so touching...

[harrywolf160]

Ok that was sorta of rude saying N

[Snoofalah]

Trip's an asshole.

[IronMan90s]

i said trip shut up

[Bandwhorefreak]

OH THATS BRILLIANT!

[baldur106]

LOL HE DIDNT EVEN LET YOU IN

[Avilsta]

just say "i am dead" and he closes the door on you

[KimetersP]

@Avilsta or say something obscene right off the bat.

[roosterflu77]

Best one yet!

[ArthurHutchinson]

LOL

[Broshmosh]

That was beautiful.

[MrXarlable]

that was fast...

[BazzBrother]

SUCCESS!!

[LibertyPrimeV1]

lololol

[WVI]

Had me in tears

[halflifefan84]

@WVI Those tears better have been from crying on how unfunny and dumb this video is xD

Seriously though, lose your 10 year old sense of humor.

[WVI]

@halflifefan84 What's made you so uptight? My sense of humor is just fine. It's not the fact that he busted out random N-words, it's that he said the most offensive things possible right off the bat to "speed run" the game. That's hilarious. It was executed well. Don't simplify it.

[TheWriter0]

WTF IS THIS SHIT

[Plankfan]

Wow, FAIL!