Seriously...I'm Catholic and a firm believer but this video is the best example of how some uneducated parent might handle thier mentally disabled child...That's not a real exorcism...smh
This tragic deluded idiot truly believes his own BS.
Or he is just a fucking moron!. And here I thought the human race was evolving.
Try thinking, You will see there is no God except Penn and Teller they are GODS!!!
Loved how that silly book the Bible was exposed as lies and stories of bored desert people with nothing better to do than make up shit as they do not have air conditioning!...or a TV or a Library...or education......just goats.
Holy hell. People actually find this stuff scary? I'd find it hilarious as shit if it weren't so disturbing. Not disturbing in a "oh, Lord in Heaven!" kind of way, but disturbing in the fact that if that isn't a stooge, you're fucking around with a man's mental health, and very violently and abusively too.
Actually, scratch that. I've got tears in my eyes reading some of these comments. Funniest shit I've seen in ages.
k, i can explain all of this stupid shit. its called (mps) or multiple personality disorder. the client is not going thru a demonic change, but an alter change. his personality is simply psychotic, the "exorcism" is simply and alter change, triggered by a release of emotion. dont sell pple yur stupid bullshit. there are other mental illnesses that describe these symptoms.
you're a confused person... if people really levitate or demonstrate strength that the person usually wouldn't obtain and what not, why don't you record it? how come every recorded exorcist consist of people who do things that people do all the time? does your camera fail when supernatural phenomena occurs? how convenient.
Haven't you ever visited an insane asylum or seen the kind of people that are incarcerated in those things? They're absolutely crazy people that allow irrational thoughts to guide irrational behavior....YOU JUST FOUND ONE MORE IDIOT THAT BELONGS INSIDE AN ASYLUM! He or a friend/family member of his claimed he was possessed when in reality that person and others that you claim to have performed an exorcism on were just crazy and you are not intelligent if you believed them!
Very true. There has never been a book written that is infallible. The DSM is currently going through its 5th edition. Infallibility doesn't exist anywhere. Books that are revised are updated and demonstrate the understanding of the time as it progresses.
you bastard, you should know why that dude is angry, cause you splashed water on him, what's so scary about demons then? they just make people sit there and growl, it's not like they will punch you or something.
Hey man, I've got an employee that's been a jerk, ranting, not sounding like hiself - a real ass. Demons, I suspect. Can you like go over to his house and do your thing or at least fire him for me? Throw a bucket of that water on it too. As a comment on your video, it would have been more convincing if you had gone the vomit route, but not my call. I wouldn't have done it if I were you either, but would look less fake.
"regardless...his church would probably give a person a lift up in life after a terrible disenfranchisement in society...say what you will about the more fundamental or pentacostal churches...there's are many who have a good social mission...a person, is always free to move on in life...and should they ever need the church...it will always be there."
I seen this guy on the sex offender registry. something about little boys at camp. and some strange story about a penis demon? jesus juice gets em everytime.
If you're not scared, you might have a calling? Scared of what? I'm scared as hell, that a dangerous religious nut job is allowed to prance around proclaiming this kind of ridiculous rant. Apparently any nutter with two functioning braincells and a tendency to be gullible can become a pastor. Cheers, Religion = BULLSHIT
My favorite part, "I'll grab your tongue" and also splashing the water mixture on the guy. I also enjoyed having Mr. Ward try to use the DSM to PROVE his theory of possession. If you check out his website and also the "application for exorcism" Mr. Ward requires quite an extensive amount of information (ie, blood and urine test) prior to performing the exorcism. He also charges a MINIMUM of $50.00 (donation) for each exorcism.
see 00:33 the DSM-IV is not a "bible". the DSM-V is revised every decade or so to keep up with psychology research, and such. i find such religious termanology offencive and inaccurate. when was the last time you saw the bible being updated to take in accound for scientific advancement and research? never.
Don't compare science with religion. one is real the other is fake.
I'm not going to argue with you because if you can't see the writing on the wall you never will. When you get tired of struggling to believe in alternative history, and your tired of feeling guilty and living in fear, your atheist friends will be there to accept you for who you are. Best of luck to you and make sure that you read your bible cover to cover and decide for yourself, and don't let others read it for you.
What I was trying to point out is that it is getting really old having all of you atheists and non-believers slamming us Christians for our beliefs when you have actually done slim to no research regarding Jesus, the bible and their reality in our world. Hate to tell you but much more learned men have tried to discredit the bible and could not.
Hey, guys I just wanted to say that its great that you're exposing stuff like this but you should critisise the practice of a religion and not religion in general. America was founded on religion don't make it seem like a thing of the past, people still turn to God all the time, & the exorcism filmed here is 100% bullshit. I am a Roman Catholic layman and I'll tell everyone that almost all exorcisms filmed on tv are bullshit. This guy is a phony and anyone can see that from a mile away.
Yeah...no America is not supposed to be a 'Christian Nation'. As none of the Founding Fathers were Christians, hell most of them were Masons, and therefore hated, and excommunicated by your very own religion. So I would kindly have you shut the fuck up, about a fucked up history, you know nothing about.
I see that I have neglected my duties and not answered this sooner. Alright, so first of all I must congratulate you on your knowledge of American history. And again, you're right, America was not meant to be a Christian nation, quite the opposite. America was the land that was supposed to cater to no religion. That is what I meant, perhaps I should have stated it more clearly as religious freedom rather than just religion. Thank you for your response.
But Christianity, Jesus, The Trinity, belief in god, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Scientology, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, Paganism, and all other religions are bullshit.
Do you know why nothing wrong was discovered with the kid who shot up VA Tech? His mother took him FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH rather than doctor to doctor. Exorcism is bullshit and mental and physical illnesses should be left to those who work from knowledge and training, not intuition and trust in an imaginary friend.
While this sounds like bullshit to the educated and enlightened, to the majority of Americans this sounds like absolute truth. Check the polling data on religious views in America and you will find an ignorant, superstitious, irrational public where crazy behavior like this is considered normal. Then investigate how these views affect every corner of the American experience and you will see how religion has contributed to every problem this country faces.
For me God's word is the final word but just so you know the word "fool" in this context does not have the same meaning that we in modern America have come to believe it as but means someone who has choosen not to believe in God or follow His ways.
Good thing the demon (who is inside the more muscular body) did'nt hit those older fellas. Funny how when its little girls being excorcised they have to put them in straps but an adult male is safe to just squeeze a table cloth. This guy is hypnotized since birth by the cult he is in. Who knows what he did that they decided to do an excorcism instead of filing charges. "We dont charge our clients (whisper:we just get them to donate everything and enter the fold for life)"
I guess the public forum has spoken: you're a douchebag, and your religious outlook is poison.
Kind of a pleasant insurance policy to hear in church, "The majority of people you will encounter will be influenced by Satan." I guess it's thoughts like this that keep his "goodwill mission" going.
I've honestly seent his happen before in real life. When my Gran tried to feed my 4yr old nephew peas and brussel sprouts. The difference here is that I know my nephew wasn't acting. He damn sure wasn't going to eat those peas.
Hahahahahahaha...I haven't seen this much crap since Clinton trial for ejaculating in Monica's Levinsky's mouth...You just wonder,who the hell is the drunk here...Man how i want to beat the shit out of that old faggot midget who stands from behind.
Hahahaha he hit him with a whole bucket of water OMG thats great . . i thought it didnt matter how much you used . . that was hillarious . . and was that a bottle of extra virgin olive oil on the table? lol
Yeah, man, the extra virgin olive oil is a multi-purpose tool. The virgin bit represents the Virgin Mary, but, you know, extra. The oil represents anointing oil. So, that little bottle is twice as holy as the whole bucket of water.
Wackjobs stop inducing people to believe your shit. Demons DOES NOT EXIST, you're more a pain in the ass than a demon, you are parasites of the people time and money.
wow... i was waiting for the bloke to start turning big and green at 5:44 and smack him one! But then I realised I do exactly the same thing when I stub my toe... and on the toilet. It must have something more to do with that.
haha you bet your ass i enjoyed this video. I havent laughed that hard in a long time. This is the biggest crock of shit i've ever seen. still entertaining
And the Oscar goes too,,,, What a bunch of bullshit , Don't you love at the end when the nut job states that he doesn't charge for his service , THEN tells you 3 different ways to send him money? I hope all the NUTS that do this kind of thing , ROT IN HELL.
He's describing dissociative identity disorder (which can be treated) to a T. Yet still he insists it's about demons. That's just sad. I wonder if he knows he's spreading false information.
i have personally met pastor chris and the folks at logos christian fellowship and i have to say that they are REAL. they are true christians, only seeking to do what is right in order to help those in need. chris and his supporters reach out to those who are forgotten or not taken seriously, and for that i am truly grateful.
That isnt one of mine. That must be some pussy christion demon if its not a fake. If one of my guys got driven out that easy, he would face some pretty stiff punishment from me. Prolly a fake thought. That preacher man wouldnt last 2 minutes with one of my guys.
So, that's a pretty 'big' guy. Does the old guy, (who's afraid of water!)Father Guido Sarduchi would be toast with one stroke of that possesed dudes arm. And what's with those instructions?, take a deep breath and cough? What about 'turn your head, take a deep breath and cough? Maybe he was waiting for his head to spin to check his testicles. Weird BS
ROFL!!!!!! i almost died watching this! these religious quacks are hilarious! and what the hell was that chick spraying? olive oil and water?! lemme guess...the "evil demons" dont like olive oil???? cant stop laughing!
i got a question you say you seen levitations demonic strength and other crap , and yet the only video you release is one that anyone can fake how do we know that guy isn't a actor pretending to be possessed your are as fake as any other xtian
Im not saying there are demons im saying that alot of these people that go to these mumbo jumbo exorcists have psychological problems and need actual medical help and not some screwball preacher.
I believed every moment of that until he started peddling his book at the end. Shame on you! Wonder if he exorcises left handed people? As we all know, they are Satan's children.
Ever notice that during these so-called exorcisms on video that nothing supernatural ever happens? If you mention this you'll be told, "Well, you should've been at last week's exorcism! The possessed dude flew around the room flinging spells in Aramaic and we had to whip out the Heretic PhoenixRod just to calm him down!"
any belief in this religious BS is simply mass mental infection belief in this is much like a virus. passed on from generation to generation of brain washing
how can people belive this? how could one have the illusion of having a 'demon' inside of him? its most definantly a mental illness and COMPLETE IMBECILITY.
I can't believe he could refer to the DSM IV and not realise that he (and the entire christian culture) has induced this reaction, even when he says it is not a self induced state. I can't understand how people can still use pre21st century techniques in dealing with mental health issues and delusional states in specific...
What physical proof do you have to back up any of your maniac theories? Pfft, weakminded beings like you people, god frowns upon the uneducated people like you spreading such lies.
Its a hoax with weakminded people. I didn't see him speak in latin or see him defy physics so therefore its a hoax so stop spreading lies to make an extra buck.
they should be sent to fucking prison and practice their bullshit with murderers and rapists there....this shit should be illegal, but our fucking government is as fucktarded as these assholes. Can they exorcised W fucking bush to see if he stops his evil war shit?????
You know whats funny, if theyre really evil demons why dont they kill anyone, do they actually not want to kill anyone theyre just pissed, poor demons always being picked on lol Thats messed up demons pay us more visits than angels
the only fucking reason that people belibe in god, curses, magic and shit like that is because people had no other explanation for diseases in the past and thinking that they had been cursed was their only way to explain their ilness and as time passed some people still have the same old thinking for everithing that they do not understand
Bingo, they wanted explanation for things like thunder and rain, death, etc etc etc, unfortunately science and reason were not around at the time when stupiass assholes invented that shit called religion and bullshit like the video...however its good to read that almost everyone who commented think is it total nonsense!!!
Science is only the modern incarnation of religion and magic...it seeks to explain things we don't understand. It professes it is truth. And yet, if history tells us anything, a good portion of what science tells us will be outdated in 10 years, a good half will seem silly in 50 years, and in a couple of hundred years, just about all of it will be thought just the superstitious nonsense of primitive people with good intentions who wanted explanations for things that they didn't understand.
Darwin wrote "On The Origin Of Species" over 150 years ago and far from seeming like the superstitious nonsense of a primitive people,it has actually gone from strength to strength as a scientific theory as more and more evidence is gathered to support it so I think your argument has somewhat fallen at the first fence.
You're mostly right. But, you must admit that the theory of evolution has evolved significantly since the writings of Darwin. The modern theory of evolution has abandoned many of Darwin's original thoughts, although it has indeed maintained the essential premise. Kind of like the field of Psychology. Freudian thought has been out of vogue for some time now, supplanted by more sophisticated thinking. Newtonian physics has been supplanted for the most part by modern theoretical physics.
Modern physics is evolving currently, moving more and more towards Chaos and Complexity theory. This ability to evolve is one of the STRENGTHS of science, in my opinion. Unlike, say the Old Testament, which is rather stagnant. This being said, though, one MUST understand that it is foolish to put your full faith in science. Any scientist making any progress in academia will tell you that a high school Biology textbook is outdated by the time it reaches the classroom!
Crazy Fck! A bucket of holly water? Just sink the idiot in a fking pool, you'll probably get faster results with that 2 year old demon! Asshole!!! By the way "I think, I have a calling" and a Demon.
Ive never seen holy water in a plastic bucket before...huh.
Man If i were an exorcist I would take some acting lessons. "DONT GROWL AT ME!!!"? Really? You really think thats what you would say to a demon if you were presented with something that is in its corporeal and pure incarnate form that which is evil and the opposite of your god?
Also that exorcist has quite a nasaly scream.
Im pretty sure if there is a god, he hates this guy.
Why aren't they healing lepers and raising the dead, too? "Case Files of an Internet Exorcist" - wtf?! Where do you go to school for that? Maybe he should exorcise the internet of idiocy.
7:22 Delila fetch the spritzin bottle and mist that demon!!!
kratomosphere 1 year ago
Cheap ass olive oil...
shillakillabillla 1 year ago
Ill grab yer tongue!!!
shillakillabillla 1 year ago
Seriously...I'm Catholic and a firm believer but this video is the best example of how some uneducated parent might handle thier mentally disabled child...That's not a real exorcism...smh
keysean10 1 year ago
Ever noticed that atheists never get "possessed" ?
poconut10 1 year ago
This guy? Really?
Huffstuff420 1 year ago
In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Albus Dumbledore said, "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."
So go on, go on living a lie for your own egocentric propriety you selfish fuck.
shadowscion 1 year ago
Oh Satan I Adore you.....LOL
robm1969 1 year ago
If only his head turned around I would have believed it
sorenlarrington 1 year ago
Creeps like him makes religion very hard to believe. Damn moron.
gongoloo 1 year ago
how do you spell douche? that guy^^^
minarchist43 1 year ago
This tragic deluded idiot truly believes his own BS.
Or he is just a fucking moron!. And here I thought the human race was evolving.
Try thinking, You will see there is no God except Penn and Teller they are GODS!!!
Loved how that silly book the Bible was exposed as lies and stories of bored desert people with nothing better to do than make up shit as they do not have air conditioning!...or a TV or a Library...or education......just goats.
atheism rules , the rest are tools!!
seanherbert1 2 years ago
Holy hell. People actually find this stuff scary? I'd find it hilarious as shit if it weren't so disturbing. Not disturbing in a "oh, Lord in Heaven!" kind of way, but disturbing in the fact that if that isn't a stooge, you're fucking around with a man's mental health, and very violently and abusively too.
Actually, scratch that. I've got tears in my eyes reading some of these comments. Funniest shit I've seen in ages.
Moth366 2 years ago 3
I heard this guy is a pedophile.
Iuminarytwin 2 years ago 10
This kook is in Leesburg, Florida
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago
Total B.S. why dont you take this man to the doctor !! Your a rediculous superstitous kook !!! Demons my butt!! Fool !!
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago
k, i can explain all of this stupid shit. its called (mps) or multiple personality disorder. the client is not going thru a demonic change, but an alter change. his personality is simply psychotic, the "exorcism" is simply and alter change, triggered by a release of emotion. dont sell pple yur stupid bullshit. there are other mental illnesses that describe these symptoms.
metalsaw666 2 years ago 4
you're a confused person... if people really levitate or demonstrate strength that the person usually wouldn't obtain and what not, why don't you record it? how come every recorded exorcist consist of people who do things that people do all the time? does your camera fail when supernatural phenomena occurs? how convenient.
chrisdier 3 years ago 5
Haven't you ever visited an insane asylum or seen the kind of people that are incarcerated in those things? They're absolutely crazy people that allow irrational thoughts to guide irrational behavior....YOU JUST FOUND ONE MORE IDIOT THAT BELONGS INSIDE AN ASYLUM! He or a friend/family member of his claimed he was possessed when in reality that person and others that you claim to have performed an exorcism on were just crazy and you are not intelligent if you believed them!
andyrooney11 3 years ago 3
fucking biggot
shubidubar 3 years ago
he is reading from a piece of paper,
elcondepatula 3 years ago
Modern psychology is a science, and as such, cannot have an "infallible bible".
ionz75 3 years ago
Very true. There has never been a book written that is infallible. The DSM is currently going through its 5th edition. Infallibility doesn't exist anywhere. Books that are revised are updated and demonstrate the understanding of the time as it progresses.
futurepsycdoc 3 years ago
hahahahaha penn and teller got u goood...
randomdude28 3 years ago 4
You've lived out your entire life worshipping a lie, hope you had fun.
bengoshia 3 years ago 18
You are a crook
sandraplumberd 3 years ago
you bastard, you should know why that dude is angry, cause you splashed water on him, what's so scary about demons then? they just make people sit there and growl, it's not like they will punch you or something.
ineedtothink 3 years ago
i think this person is pocessed by a demon who likes to exorcize normal people, haha
ineedtothink 3 years ago
Hey man, I've got an employee that's been a jerk, ranting, not sounding like hiself - a real ass. Demons, I suspect. Can you like go over to his house and do your thing or at least fire him for me? Throw a bucket of that water on it too. As a comment on your video, it would have been more convincing if you had gone the vomit route, but not my call. I wouldn't have done it if I were you either, but would look less fake.
BMayhew60 3 years ago
what a crock of crap
justmom66 3 years ago
"regardless...his church would probably give a person a lift up in life after a terrible disenfranchisement in society...say what you will about the more fundamental or pentacostal churches...there's are many who have a good social mission...a person, is always free to move on in life...and should they ever need the church...it will always be there."
mchesiod 3 years ago
he never held the toung b.s.
mykmmc 3 years ago
And that prove what? You are so nut..please stop deceiving people please!
pleaseman1 3 years ago 2
Did the Demon just give him permission to baptize him? lmao.
priest: Do I have permission to baptize you?
sad that the "possesed" people have serious mental issues and they encourage it. that guy needs serequel and a good nights rest lmao.
demon: yes, but may i have a spot of tea first.
cote8377 3 years ago 3
I seen this guy on the sex offender registry. something about little boys at camp. and some strange story about a penis demon? jesus juice gets em everytime.
cote8377 3 years ago
If you're not scared, you might have a calling? Scared of what? I'm scared as hell, that a dangerous religious nut job is allowed to prance around proclaiming this kind of ridiculous rant. Apparently any nutter with two functioning braincells and a tendency to be gullible can become a pastor. Cheers, Religion = BULLSHIT
ewanfoleor 3 years ago 5
That is a bit of a jump. Going from a mental problem to a demon... You need to provide more proof then that.
mlaise 3 years ago 4
Shut up
D4RKJIGSAW 3 years ago
this vido is relaxing.
icymallard 3 years ago
this guy needs to shut the fuck up and go splash some gullible religious nutjobs with a bucket of water, dumb cunts
kurac3000 3 years ago 4
put simply: if you believe in a little red guy carrying a pitchfork in the pits of hell you have a childish/vulnerable mind. This is just funny.
numbchucking 3 years ago 4
your mother sucks c***s in HELL!!!
Zero21x 3 years ago 5
My favorite part, "I'll grab your tongue" and also splashing the water mixture on the guy. I also enjoyed having Mr. Ward try to use the DSM to PROVE his theory of possession. If you check out his website and also the "application for exorcism" Mr. Ward requires quite an extensive amount of information (ie, blood and urine test) prior to performing the exorcism. He also charges a MINIMUM of $50.00 (donation) for each exorcism.
shannonkish 3 years ago
I'll Grab your tongue!!! HAHA Buy my book blah blah
valiantfocker 3 years ago 2
see 00:33 the DSM-IV is not a "bible". the DSM-V is revised every decade or so to keep up with psychology research, and such. i find such religious termanology offencive and inaccurate. when was the last time you saw the bible being updated to take in accound for scientific advancement and research? never.
Don't compare science with religion. one is real the other is fake.
Hav0k43v3r 3 years ago 4
I'm not going to argue with you because if you can't see the writing on the wall you never will. When you get tired of struggling to believe in alternative history, and your tired of feeling guilty and living in fear, your atheist friends will be there to accept you for who you are. Best of luck to you and make sure that you read your bible cover to cover and decide for yourself, and don't let others read it for you.
fywacia 3 years ago
What I was trying to point out is that it is getting really old having all of you atheists and non-believers slamming us Christians for our beliefs when you have actually done slim to no research regarding Jesus, the bible and their reality in our world. Hate to tell you but much more learned men have tried to discredit the bible and could not.
Pug40 3 years ago
Hey, guys I just wanted to say that its great that you're exposing stuff like this but you should critisise the practice of a religion and not religion in general. America was founded on religion don't make it seem like a thing of the past, people still turn to God all the time, & the exorcism filmed here is 100% bullshit. I am a Roman Catholic layman and I'll tell everyone that almost all exorcisms filmed on tv are bullshit. This guy is a phony and anyone can see that from a mile away.
Hankthegun 3 years ago
Yeah...no America is not supposed to be a 'Christian Nation'. As none of the Founding Fathers were Christians, hell most of them were Masons, and therefore hated, and excommunicated by your very own religion. So I would kindly have you shut the fuck up, about a fucked up history, you know nothing about.
Purpleninja42 3 years ago
I see that I have neglected my duties and not answered this sooner. Alright, so first of all I must congratulate you on your knowledge of American history. And again, you're right, America was not meant to be a Christian nation, quite the opposite. America was the land that was supposed to cater to no religion. That is what I meant, perhaps I should have stated it more clearly as religious freedom rather than just religion. Thank you for your response.
Hankthegun 3 years ago
But Christianity, Jesus, The Trinity, belief in god, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Mormonism, Scientology, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, Paganism, and all other religions are bullshit.
Do you know why nothing wrong was discovered with the kid who shot up VA Tech? His mother took him FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH rather than doctor to doctor. Exorcism is bullshit and mental and physical illnesses should be left to those who work from knowledge and training, not intuition and trust in an imaginary friend.
EGol712 3 years ago 4
While this sounds like bullshit to the educated and enlightened, to the majority of Americans this sounds like absolute truth. Check the polling data on religious views in America and you will find an ignorant, superstitious, irrational public where crazy behavior like this is considered normal. Then investigate how these views affect every corner of the American experience and you will see how religion has contributed to every problem this country faces.
fywacia 3 years ago
Romans 1:22
Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools
Pug40 3 years ago
it would be nice if you expressed yourself in your own words instead of qouting scripture. We both know that you can do better than that.
fywacia 3 years ago
For me God's word is the final word but just so you know the word "fool" in this context does not have the same meaning that we in modern America have come to believe it as but means someone who has choosen not to believe in God or follow His ways.
Pug40 3 years ago
Good thing the demon (who is inside the more muscular body) did'nt hit those older fellas. Funny how when its little girls being excorcised they have to put them in straps but an adult male is safe to just squeeze a table cloth. This guy is hypnotized since birth by the cult he is in. Who knows what he did that they decided to do an excorcism instead of filing charges. "We dont charge our clients (whisper:we just get them to donate everything and enter the fold for life)"
thotheros 3 years ago
This blonker is a fucking idiot who wants to sell his shitty book to desperate poor sods who need professional help.
poeteve 3 years ago
Bullshit!
Textra1 3 years ago
I guess the public forum has spoken: you're a douchebag, and your religious outlook is poison.
Kind of a pleasant insurance policy to hear in church, "The majority of people you will encounter will be influenced by Satan." I guess it's thoughts like this that keep his "goodwill mission" going.
tbussard 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha that dude sounds like me on the toilet after i eat too much jalapenos!!!!
mjt23omega 4 years ago
Fucking charlatan.
joeyoap 4 years ago
so fake......
negrutzyu 4 years ago
religion is dead.
mjmorpheus 4 years ago 3
fuck off cockhead
scattered9 4 years ago 2
Oh shut the fuck up asshole!
robm1969 4 years ago
Marked as spam (for title abuse) have a nice day fag
WhiteTiger225 4 years ago
You can suck my dick
Super45114 4 years ago 2
you are the biggest douche on youtube
joetool78 4 years ago
Father, you need to professional help.
Your old ass should know better then to scam people for bullshit books. Get a job like the rest of us and most of all STFU!
howmuchart 4 years ago 4
That's it! Go over there! Sniff that other dog's butt! Good dog!
::rolls eyes::
cynarion 4 years ago
I've honestly seent his happen before in real life. When my Gran tried to feed my 4yr old nephew peas and brussel sprouts. The difference here is that I know my nephew wasn't acting. He damn sure wasn't going to eat those peas.
You are full of shit Chris.
Dianema21 4 years ago
Got 4 questions:
How are you sure about Jesus said? It's near 2000 Years Old.
Second: How are you sure that Jesus said only the true, just the true?
third: You aren't psychology's, right?
fourth: And what do you fuck with the Second Vatican Council?
therrydicule 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
jumalala134 4 years ago
That "victim" needs acting lessons.
gnuworldorder 4 years ago 2
Why does he say he doesn't charge for exorcisms and then at the end he says send him a check?
Maybe he should get a real job.
pumaman1 4 years ago
COMPLETE BULLSHIT!
draiktame 4 years ago 3
So much BULLSHIT!
Jiomybio 4 years ago 5
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! *Burp*
FaulheitSiegt 4 years ago
Hahahahahahaha...I haven't seen this much crap since Clinton trial for ejaculating in Monica's Levinsky's mouth...You just wonder,who the hell is the drunk here...Man how i want to beat the shit out of that old faggot midget who stands from behind.
MindMaestro 4 years ago 2
Hahahaha he hit him with a whole bucket of water OMG thats great . . i thought it didnt matter how much you used . . that was hillarious . . and was that a bottle of extra virgin olive oil on the table? lol
gscamp 4 years ago 3
Yeah, man, the extra virgin olive oil is a multi-purpose tool. The virgin bit represents the Virgin Mary, but, you know, extra. The oil represents anointing oil. So, that little bottle is twice as holy as the whole bucket of water.
DeadEyeCarbiner 3 years ago
You are joking, Right ?? I hope so.
MrJohnnyrace 2 years ago
Wackjobs stop inducing people to believe your shit. Demons DOES NOT EXIST, you're more a pain in the ass than a demon, you are parasites of the people time and money.
vtecmarco 4 years ago 4
AUGH! These wackjobs are just sooooooooooooo fucking annoying!!
Poeboi 4 years ago 3
Lol, that "demon" could kick his ASS.
Slayer885 4 years ago 2
This guy is in desperate need of a cell with sufficient padding through out.
wowrocksmyworld 4 years ago 5
wow... i was waiting for the bloke to start turning big and green at 5:44 and smack him one! But then I realised I do exactly the same thing when I stub my toe... and on the toilet. It must have something more to do with that.
poidle 4 years ago 2
Hmm...What could he be reading???
jonifoni 4 years ago 3
It was fucking bullshit
SegaJackNL 4 years ago 3
haha you bet your ass i enjoyed this video. I havent laughed that hard in a long time. This is the biggest crock of shit i've ever seen. still entertaining
iambigp2 4 years ago 6
SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!
wotg 4 years ago 2
And the Oscar goes too,,,, What a bunch of bullshit , Don't you love at the end when the nut job states that he doesn't charge for his service , THEN tells you 3 different ways to send him money? I hope all the NUTS that do this kind of thing , ROT IN HELL.
festus3030 4 years ago
LOL he doesn't even speak latin?
RedStaroverchina 4 years ago
ha bullshit
homemarks 4 years ago
Goddamn that's funny! What a bunch of retards!! Why didn't they do this in Mithra's name? He was the original Jesus.
Raydo97 4 years ago
He's describing dissociative identity disorder (which can be treated) to a T. Yet still he insists it's about demons. That's just sad. I wonder if he knows he's spreading false information.
Here4Years 4 years ago
this guy is an idiot
roketqueeen 4 years ago 3
i have personally met pastor chris and the folks at logos christian fellowship and i have to say that they are REAL. they are true christians, only seeking to do what is right in order to help those in need. chris and his supporters reach out to those who are forgotten or not taken seriously, and for that i am truly grateful.
scurvyjoey 4 years ago
That isnt one of mine. That must be some pussy christion demon if its not a fake. If one of my guys got driven out that easy, he would face some pretty stiff punishment from me. Prolly a fake thought. That preacher man wouldnt last 2 minutes with one of my guys.
nanerrat 4 years ago
So, that's a pretty 'big' guy. Does the old guy, (who's afraid of water!)Father Guido Sarduchi would be toast with one stroke of that possesed dudes arm. And what's with those instructions?, take a deep breath and cough? What about 'turn your head, take a deep breath and cough? Maybe he was waiting for his head to spin to check his testicles. Weird BS
cmgwebz 4 years ago
you're a douche
LedZep1989 4 years ago
Anyone else have no intentions of sending money?
bcbp14 4 years ago 2
I specced shadow tree. My lock does not like you.
Denamic 4 years ago
ROFL!!!!!! i almost died watching this! these religious quacks are hilarious! and what the hell was that chick spraying? olive oil and water?! lemme guess...the "evil demons" dont like olive oil???? cant stop laughing!
travandjenn 4 years ago
someone get a Super Bubble!!!!!!
voodoodoll1654 4 years ago
omg i almost died when i seen your comment. i guess i just watched the same video before this that you did. rofl
cannibal23 4 years ago
i got a question you say you seen levitations demonic strength and other crap , and yet the only video you release is one that anyone can fake how do we know that guy isn't a actor pretending to be possessed your are as fake as any other xtian
TheGeckoNinja 4 years ago
he has THICK glasses
vitamin43 4 years ago
Holy Combichrist! You're right! Maybe that's how thick they have to be to see demons! lol
enricokorderos 4 years ago
Demons don't exist. So sorry you can't be right.
pandaboy1010 4 years ago 2
Im not saying there are demons im saying that alot of these people that go to these mumbo jumbo exorcists have psychological problems and need actual medical help and not some screwball preacher.
t795 4 years ago 2
That would be funny if it didnt just encourage people to seek bullshit solutions to very real problems.
t795 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The guy is probably having a pyschotic episode or something.
pandaboy1010 4 years ago 3
idiot
911SGY 4 years ago
I believed every moment of that until he started peddling his book at the end. Shame on you! Wonder if he exorcises left handed people? As we all know, they are Satan's children.
vilnius007 4 years ago
you are a fucking fake. burn in hell you interlooper
mrbonesmcgee 4 years ago
its a voluntary state.
aviruscarrier 4 years ago
Isn't there some kind of ritual to this? This is just a guy dumping water on someone, and screaming at a guy. This was dumb.
Dcarn05 4 years ago
Ever notice that during these so-called exorcisms on video that nothing supernatural ever happens? If you mention this you'll be told, "Well, you should've been at last week's exorcism! The possessed dude flew around the room flinging spells in Aramaic and we had to whip out the Heretic PhoenixRod just to calm him down!"
Antiluddite 4 years ago
OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
brent0071 4 years ago
I wished Roger Dangerfield could possess this guy and make him entertaining.
htnisme 4 years ago
Sir you are insane,,to believe in such childish day dreams of boogie men and demon's
ClemClemens1111 4 years ago
1:21 and fucking bored. goodbye!
MagicSparrow 4 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
myoldsnbroke 4 years ago
I was possessed once, by an aztec demon called Carlitos, he made me worship the jaguar and kill my family. And i have blue balls too :)
cdso1604 4 years ago
any belief in this religious BS is simply mass mental infection belief in this is much like a virus. passed on from generation to generation of brain washing
MasterMark123 4 years ago
how can people belive this? how could one have the illusion of having a 'demon' inside of him? its most definantly a mental illness and COMPLETE IMBECILITY.
jhelton123 4 years ago
I can't believe he could refer to the DSM IV and not realise that he (and the entire christian culture) has induced this reaction, even when he says it is not a self induced state. I can't understand how people can still use pre21st century techniques in dealing with mental health issues and delusional states in specific...
LuckyLukarse1981 4 years ago
shut the fuck up idiot!!! and go suck some cock fagot
pinktac0o 4 years ago
which one was the schitzo again...i cant tell them apart
CACOPHONIST 4 years ago
What physical proof do you have to back up any of your maniac theories? Pfft, weakminded beings like you people, god frowns upon the uneducated people like you spreading such lies.
Its a hoax with weakminded people. I didn't see him speak in latin or see him defy physics so therefore its a hoax so stop spreading lies to make an extra buck.
Lopezzzzz 4 years ago
"maniac", "weakminded", "uneducated", your in this to insult.
simplninja 4 years ago
Im not in the insult because im strongwilled, intelligent, and wise.
Lopezzzzz 4 years ago
Evil, crazy or fucking stupid... take your pick
DRnab1983 4 years ago
looking into the pupils of the client is the only way of contacting him/her? what if the person is blind? i suppose there is no hope for that person
lynxeyedlykos 4 years ago
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rubigymnastmommaqd 4 years ago
they should be sent to fucking prison and practice their bullshit with murderers and rapists there....this shit should be illegal, but our fucking government is as fucktarded as these assholes. Can they exorcised W fucking bush to see if he stops his evil war shit?????
XAN5KRIEGOR 4 years ago
id like to pull his tongue....they are all trying as hard as they can not to laugh...what a joke
CACOPHONIST 4 years ago
lol! that was one of my favourite parts of the episode "I'll grab your tongue" I think everyone would like to grab his tongue... lol
Sheblobbers 4 years ago
Dude, are you stupid? (Rhetorical question)
When someone's having a psychotic episode, they need competent medical help, not superstition.
-jcr
NSResponder 4 years ago
Chili's menu > the bible
fashioncorpse 4 years ago
The Dictionary>The Bible
bloodythumbs3 4 years ago
LMAO! What a stupid asshole!
harveystewart 4 years ago
Harry Potter > The Bible
particle409 4 years ago
you have GOT to be kidding!
jerry6552 4 years ago
You know whats funny, if theyre really evil demons why dont they kill anyone, do they actually not want to kill anyone theyre just pissed, poor demons always being picked on lol Thats messed up demons pay us more visits than angels
martinez3d 4 years ago
what could a 2 year old kid did to be a demon ? and why the guy was laughing ?
wow babies are demons now
tim1990nissan 4 years ago
At firts i thought the Pastor was crazy. Then I saw he was aking for money. Now it makes sense
WielderofDestiny 4 years ago
Whoa he already said that people with leprosy were evil -_-
43Cloud34 4 years ago
That man was laughing at the idiocy of this religious guy.
I THINK I HAVE A DEMON IN ME. HIS NAME IS GEORGE. HE SITS ON MY COUCH AND DRINKS BEER AND CALLS ME FAT.
plz hlp m33
gordaeus 4 years ago
OMFG! My demon keeps hitting on me! Also gets me beer. Awesome dude. Says he knows George :P
43Cloud34 4 years ago
geez this guy just keeps ranting about mindless crap, i have absolutely no idea wat this dumbass is saying,.. !
XtormentedchikX 4 years ago
the only fucking reason that people belibe in god, curses, magic and shit like that is because people had no other explanation for diseases in the past and thinking that they had been cursed was their only way to explain their ilness and as time passed some people still have the same old thinking for everithing that they do not understand
37712 4 years ago
Bingo, they wanted explanation for things like thunder and rain, death, etc etc etc, unfortunately science and reason were not around at the time when stupiass assholes invented that shit called religion and bullshit like the video...however its good to read that almost everyone who commented think is it total nonsense!!!
XAN5KRIEGOR 4 years ago
Science is only the modern incarnation of religion and magic...it seeks to explain things we don't understand. It professes it is truth. And yet, if history tells us anything, a good portion of what science tells us will be outdated in 10 years, a good half will seem silly in 50 years, and in a couple of hundred years, just about all of it will be thought just the superstitious nonsense of primitive people with good intentions who wanted explanations for things that they didn't understand.
mogur13 4 years ago
Darwin wrote "On The Origin Of Species" over 150 years ago and far from seeming like the superstitious nonsense of a primitive people,it has actually gone from strength to strength as a scientific theory as more and more evidence is gathered to support it so I think your argument has somewhat fallen at the first fence.
joeyoap 4 years ago
You're mostly right. But, you must admit that the theory of evolution has evolved significantly since the writings of Darwin. The modern theory of evolution has abandoned many of Darwin's original thoughts, although it has indeed maintained the essential premise. Kind of like the field of Psychology. Freudian thought has been out of vogue for some time now, supplanted by more sophisticated thinking. Newtonian physics has been supplanted for the most part by modern theoretical physics.
mogur13 3 years ago
Modern physics is evolving currently, moving more and more towards Chaos and Complexity theory. This ability to evolve is one of the STRENGTHS of science, in my opinion. Unlike, say the Old Testament, which is rather stagnant. This being said, though, one MUST understand that it is foolish to put your full faith in science. Any scientist making any progress in academia will tell you that a high school Biology textbook is outdated by the time it reaches the classroom!
mogur13 3 years ago
change science to religion and your right. I just have one question. What kind of education do you have? anything more than high school?
guitarnoob06 3 years ago
Ahhhh come on! Stop this christian BS!
Stop the christian plague!
deathvult 4 years ago
It's called fucking dissociative identity disorder and it's caused by traumatic expierences. that man is a worthless piece of shit
6sully8391 4 years ago
turkey anyone?
jediyves 4 years ago
Crazy Fck! A bucket of holly water? Just sink the idiot in a fking pool, you'll probably get faster results with that 2 year old demon! Asshole!!! By the way "I think, I have a calling" and a Demon.
damasom 4 years ago
I...have...a...CALLING!
Scyfersythe 4 years ago
Exorcism: a ritual that allows Priests to beat the everloving shit out of the mentally handicapped.
Xerock 4 years ago
hahaha. that's good
6sully8391 4 years ago
Fucking love your comment Xerock.
Templar1974 4 years ago
Indeed.
43Cloud34 4 years ago
I'll grab your tounge?
Leatherbubba 4 years ago
Ive never seen holy water in a plastic bucket before...huh.
Man If i were an exorcist I would take some acting lessons. "DONT GROWL AT ME!!!"? Really? You really think thats what you would say to a demon if you were presented with something that is in its corporeal and pure incarnate form that which is evil and the opposite of your god?
Also that exorcist has quite a nasaly scream.
Im pretty sure if there is a god, he hates this guy.
God bless america.
shway250 4 years ago
Why aren't they healing lepers and raising the dead, too? "Case Files of an Internet Exorcist" - wtf?! Where do you go to school for that? Maybe he should exorcise the internet of idiocy.
michaelbogue 4 years ago
WTF?!? Ur fuking crazy!! How the fuck do u even know that the spirit is fuking 2 years old either?? Man that is the craziest shit ever!
Undernetking127 4 years ago
The demon is a two-year-old? You jerk! Why don't you pick on a demon your own age?
mordredt02 4 years ago
Get out you demon! I'll grab your fucking tongue! lol
SrM90 4 years ago
Is this the olive oil exorcist?
SultanBorat 4 years ago
666
Hail Satan!
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
>:)
pitviper71 4 years ago
what a douche
OvErGrOwInTX 4 years ago
Is this guy a serial killer? is this part of an A&E biography I missed?
Falloutmoon 4 years ago