I'm On A Boat Lyrics - Lonely Island Feat. T-Pain

[aslynnhoney]

I never realized how fucking hilarious this song is... I always hated it when it first came out... now not so bad.

[thetroop99]

One of the best song ever.

[Kenniemechiko]

i jizzed in my paints by the thoughts of fucking a mermaid on a boat like a boss.

[jaypaw2000]

170 people got aids from the mermaid.

[hackysak6]

@jaypaw2000 otherwise known as spermaids

[mollymindfreak]

@hackysak6 LOL!

[jaypaw2000]

Almost forgot to listen to this today.

[kurobara28]

believe me when I say... I fucked a mermaid

[ronnierox05]

i just had sex on a boat, so i was doin the creep like a boss then i met jack sparow and it was no homo

cuz ima gurl

actually im 12, so forget everything i just said.

[TorisLorinaitisFan]

@ronnierox05 I'm telve too! HURRAY FOR 12!

[ronnierox05]

@TorisLorinaitisFan lol xD

all 12 yr olds should love lonely island!

.......... or at least be allowed to listen to them lol

[ROBLOXmegemaster]

This song is fucking brilliant.

[hulasoup]

Flippie Floppies!! :D



[cheeseballs2662]

holy motherfucker i ha sex witha hot chick on a boat in a bathroom. she sucked on my dickand i said fuck it girl

[jaypaw2000]

@cheeseballs2662 Thanks for the info

[Nervu99]

I just had motherfucking sex on a motherfucking boat like a motherfucking boss and i motherfucking jizzed in my pants like captain jack motherfucker sparrow

[kazisback03]

Restart button 0:00

[TurkeyJerky75]

Same top comment ah thats better. **Waiting**

[CreepySmile007]

WHAT? ARE YOU AFRIAD OF THE WATER??? HUH!? TAKE A SWIM!

XD

[pineapplecari]

top comments are the same -.- smh

[Ventedlemur44]

T-Pain is fishing for auto-TUNA

[jaypaw2000]

@Ventedlemur44 lol that's a really lame joke dude...

[IVEGOTBIGD33]

@Ventedlemur44 it was lame but i've honestly never laughed so hard!

[dremanE67]

I just had sex while i was on a boat with my dick in a box while doing the creep..i then saw jack sparrow and jizzed in my pants...LIKE A BOSS

[IVEGOTBIGD33]

Needs more CowBell

[ninjawork111]

5 knots is really slow

[theinfernape1999]

um when he says "im on a boat like leo" you think he means leo from the book "the lost hero" by rick riordan and the boat is the one he is making with a dragon head on it 0-o

[ometta7]

@theinfernape1999 More than likely a Titanic reference.

[theinfernape1999]

@ometta7 never seen it...

[Miranajumongful]

I brougt a mermaid !

[Zachu24v2]

That awkward moment when both top comments are pretty much the same.

[lollylol12]

@Zachu24v2 lol yea it's kind of pathetic XD

[doublebubble100]

This was like our theme song for our Florida trip xD lol yes, amazing

[ballerai123]

like jack sparrow, im on a boat, like a boss i jizzed in my pants, because i just had sex

[Twentilla111]

tpain soundes like zimos from saints row the third

[JOSHBRAD3]

flipie-floppies!!!!!!!!!!



[wolflover923]

169 people arent on a boat

[sincara3900]

why are the 2 comments thesame

[tf2481]

they must really like boats

[mollymindfreak]

Poseidonn!!!

[awsomered5]

@mollymindfreak Lol they aint gonna be on a boat if poseidon fked there asses

[mollymindfreak]

@awsomered5 yeah poseidon would go ham on them...

[ArmyRanger81]

168 peoples boat sunk

[XxCeCeandJeSsIeShow2]

Like a boss because I jizzed in my pants while doin' the creep ;D

[MrJovan104]

MADAFAKA

[SquirmAndGerm]

those mermaids.... reminds me of the song "Maine, Mofo"

[AngelinasBlogs]

this song is my crushes fave song.(:

i remember when i used to listen to this!!!(:

[greatwpzz]

i sung it without looking at the lyrics

[CapsLockRAGE]

You walk the line of humour when you take yourself so seriously

[ProfecyxDD]

i jizz in my pants on a boat like a boss, cause i had sex (:

[MsAbbers69]

i love this songg ! (:

[ChattyEnglishMuffin]

Ha come on guys, of course they cuss in this video. Its supposed to be ironic, mimicking the people who actually do.

[jaychopd]

Like a boss!

[waterbreather56]

N!ce Lycris But Dick* Not Deck

[AceFTFW]

@waterbreather56 the lyric is deck.as in the floor of the boat

[waterbreather56]

Suck My Dick :D

[TheAlYsSa0495]

167 peoples, aren't on boats c;

[Blackbudproduction]

OH.. that's where this reference is from...

[lexy18620]

I'M ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON BOAT!!!! xD

[SourOperation]

This song is such an inspiration to me. :')

[CODWARDOG]

So funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TaCoBeLLIZPimP]

@moonbea1 15 times total

[TheCatOfParfaits]

this song is so appropriate and touching

[moonbea1]

they say fuck allot XD and MOTHER FUCKER! XD

[Restelica90]

I just had sex, on a boat, like a boss and I jizzed in my pants!! :P

[goddessofdrow]

@Restelica90 --When I give you a dick in a box.

[D4Donuts]

@Restelica90 You were having sex with with your pants on?

[SmileyKinzz]

@Restelica90 ...with Jack Sparrow.

[Arrianna11]

@Restelica90 After doing the creep with my dick in a box with Jack Sparrow

[cyclononus999]

LOOK AT MAH GODDANG FLOATIE

[iwuvyew2much]

Im on a boat...like a boss...and i just jizzed in my pants. haha

[sniper91786]

166 ddues are on land and forgot the fliipy fllopys

[MykkaRoX]

i wanna fuck a mermaid...

[xxHunterbugzxx]

WITH MY FLIPPIE-FLOPPIES XD

[tigersrock123100]

we get it your on a boat

[HighTestosteroneGuy]

Fuck Land! im on the boat mothafucka! !

Fuck Tree!! im on the mothafucken Boat!!!

lol..

[nick14178]

some people are like it should be on an airplain hell naw. im on an airplane and its goin fast? thats wrong to lonley island NATURE

[ipwngeify]

if this song was clean thier will like no words

[Calvimh10]

I love the way t Pain said Mermaid

[Calvimh10]

I F**** a Mermaid

[smackingdaface]

im a boat and i find this offensive

[igotswaggerz]

IM ON ABOAT!lolz

[Cha0sxwazxh3re]

Lmfao, my friends and I were singing this on the circle line boat in NYC. Ahh the reaction from the people.

[ImBelowAverage]

I thought this was gonna have something to do with Old Spice :O

[prettyAutumnRae]

im on a boat mother ***ker

[42crazyawesomeness]

164 people are getting eaten by sharks because they are apparently NOT on a boat

[TheDeathgamer1]

i used to be on a boat then the boat took a iceberg to poolside

[XxfreaxxxlovaxX]

who'd he say was on a boat?! ;D

[grazenboyd]

me and my friend sang this at the tire swing at the park........i was so funny

[theBeastyChick1]

he is on a TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[theBeastyChick1]

he is on a TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[JsonRulez]

So... He's on a boat, yes?

[gta4monsterxboxLive2]

Hm.. I think hes on a fuckin... Airplane. XD

[iluv2cheer1123]

i abused the replay button because i was tring to figure out if he was on a boat or not but i am pretty sure he is on a boat so now i am gonna go drink some mountain dew code red and when i get back this better be the top comment

[ilovesabotage]

um, does anyone else think that he is on a boat?

[blacksun860]

I think he's on a boat.

[mrsanabellecat]

164 people are on a raft

[FreakyYaoiFanGirl]

FLIPPY FLOPPIES!!

[67DARKMATTER]

woah do you think he got his point that he is on a boat!!!!!!!!!!!

[5starsonfire]

CRAP I DISLIKED BY ACCIDENT DDDDD: THIS IS AN EPIC SONG I LIKED IT 2000000000 TIME IN MY MIND :D

[67DARKMATTER]

i can see me jammin to this on a row boat:)

[98LexiG]

I'm singing this on the boat tomorrow.

[5starsonfire]

163 people fell of the boat

[VeryRavenousRhinos]

Damn right the engine make noise motherfucker!

[Eihab72]

I'm on a bot ************s take a look at me!!

[GrandTheftVideos2]

if i get 50 likes i will sing this on my next boat trip

[surcharge1234]

5 likes and I'll watch this video.

10 likes and I'll watch this video, and sing it.

20 likes and I'll do nothing.

50 likes and I'll enjoy this video.

100 Likes and I'll go get a life.

[legotripledx]

162 people got thrown off the boat

[adielmj]

@legotripledx 162 people didnt get to go in the first place!

[Cassandra4live]

imagine how they would reach if they were on a plane then...

[halochief577]

I FUCKED A MERMAIDE

[baddledroid]

tourettes? lol

[deathara1]

i've never heared such a violent song about boats O_O

[JettaNetaTV]

@deathara1 boats'n'hoes.

[katucy123]

Flippie floppies! XD

[nick14178]

you think they have cussing problems?



[QTpie227]

I agree, they cuss way to much in this video but it sure is good

[wwhitzell]

these guys are soo funny especially because there white

[warbullet643]

this is the best fucking song ever

[r0rschAch15]

how many people here prefer this vid than the official vid just because of VEVO sensoring?

[brewersplayer28]

@r0rschAch15 yup

[samsungjvc11]

thumbs up if you dont need these lyrics to sing the song

[zakattacksteele]

im ridin on doin flips and shit lol

[mel72996]

161 people aren't on a boat.

[tricksterhuaun]

Dang, these guys are hardcore, on a boat and everything

[gunneryuna46]

Where were they again? I forgot >XD

[BreClark1998]

Haha The Dolphin Part =) ...🐬

[flammingllama3]

How do you fuck a mermaid? :D

[1helpfulideasman]

@flammingllama3 like a boss

[holyheavens12falling]

I'm on a boat - lonelyisland ft autotune

[skatev111]

Uhhhhh??? yeahh sureee???

[Asmay1000]

belive me when i say i FUCKED a mermaid

[yankeefans13]

it is pass me an afghan dumbasses!!!!!!!

[crazybomer11]

@yankeefans13 go to the site of lonely island, you cant find all the lyrics, its really pashmina afghan

youre the dumbass

[KitKatKatee333]

it's official.. clearly they are on a boat... and a true fact about it is... the boat is real...

[RaeRaeHearts1]

haha this song is sooo fuckin funny

[randomtechtv]

i like the part where he's on a boat

[kensukekudo1]

U CAN'T STOP ME MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE IM ON A BUS!

[SuperCarnivorous]

I WEAR A COAT !!! I WEAR A COAT!!! THIS COAT IS REAL !!

[MrLaurannetje]

I FUCKED A MERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID! (really)

[smbzfan2]

Deck? Ohhhh, yeah that makes much more sense.

[Aquastarandscourge]

IM RIDING ON A DOLPHIN,

DOING FLIPS AND SHIT.

THE DOLPHINS SPLASHIN,

GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET!

BUT THIS AINT SEAWORLD,

THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS!

IM ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER,

DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!

[AbgProductionz]

160 people didnt fuck a mermaid?

[plotbelly5]

i kno the whole song by heart ;)

[kittyk759]

@plotbelly5 ME TO x3

[chrisvalez]

fuck u all, im on a mother f'n boat!!

[crashbandicootEPIC]

you know when you have done good in life when... your on a boat!

[townshend4]

Being on a boat...is serious business...hahaha

[MrFahmid108]

im on a boat like a boss

[TheRawrOSaurous]

Anythings possible?

Have you EVER tried slamming a revolving door?

[kitama1234]

Singing this song during choir and woodshop tomorrow fo sho =P

[7777Dylan7777]

am i the only one that thought he said "pass me the afgan" and not what the lyrics said? hmm...

[music4lyfe123]

@7777Dylan7777 It is Pachmina Afghan.

[eyalmazuz]

@music4lyfe123

I think

it is

pass me the f game

[Exotios]

@7777Dylan7777 im a afghan :D

[addiethefreakk]

@7777Dylan7777 No I did too...sadly

[JerrosMC]

@7777Dylan7777 i thought it said "pass me the napkin" XD

[EatMyCookies7]

@CobaltOtaku Well , apparently since you have no life , would 101 make you jump off a bridge onto a boat while singing this , you know? To end the I'm on a Boat Reign?(: Thanks Thumbs Up Whore for wasting my time. P.S I liked that to make it 102 :3

[CobaltOtaku]

@EatMyCookies7 I will upload a video of it for proof.And I have a life,I just waste it by playing childrens' card games!

[GamerCheatsXbox360]

I love my flippy-floppies!

[ghill11511]

Um, they sure do drop the F bomb alot. Buuut, I guess its okay............. CUZ THEY ON A BOAT !

[igotakilaminjaro]

IM ON A BOAT...... (like a baws) thumbs up :D



[galaxywolf30978]

2:14 - 2:17 i fucked a mermaid lol!!

[ferehabibi]

posedien look at my abs

[Thisisnotjokeable]

Im singing this when Im on an airplane on Sunday, No i will not- well actually I might make a video.