When My Boyfriend Ignores Me For Skyrim.

[OnThatGreenShit]

I wish my nickname was Mr.Scruffy :'(

[HansHenrikPwn]

A wise guy once said

Skyrim helps delay the growth of human population.

[sameri278]

Hilarious!!

[TYRANCON]

is that a rhetorical question? did you just call me a retard? quality man XD right there!

[NovastarDesigns]

Because i love this game i made my own pendant of the Skyrim logo. On a 3D print service (shapeway) you can print this out in stainles steel or even pure silver. I would love to hear what you think about the design. It is my own interpretation of the logo, from which i make a 3D model.

Have a look if you want

Google: Novastar skyrim

[jeremix89]

be happy w skirim!! ;)

[JustCozItsMe]

This is funny...and yes you can bite your tooth,I dont know how it happens but I have done it before too.I was walking from my car to the movie theater with friends talking and it happened. Again I honestly dont know how. -_-

[ARCHELEZ]

Get her to kiss you lower, that what a smart person would do.

[BACNsquad]

How in the hell do you bite your tooth is that physically possible?

[TYRANCON]

@BACNsquad lol XD

[RemisVancosid]

Yeah...! YEAH! MAKE OUT! YEAH, FUCK YEAH! Alright, now take your shirts off... YES!! DANCE FOR ME, MY DOVAKHIN PUPPETS. PLEASE YOUR INTERNET MASTERS! /takes off wizard hat

[RicePikachu]

@RemisVancosid Alrighty then.

[supperdumb]

what mod is this?!

[tommapar88]

I was playing God of War 3 and I was with my gf, I drank too much coke, and went to the bathroom. When I came back she was in YouTube listening to Justin Bieber. She's single now.

[TheForgedReality]

@RicePikachu You misspelled "nineteen," but nice try. Anyway, close enough. 19 isn't much more a man than 12.

[RicePikachu]

@TheForgedReality Thanks for that. Haha. & actually it kind of is. Think about that....

[Persianking]

dumb looking nerd and an annoying, insecure girlfriend. 4chan couples.....

[TheForgedReality]

Twelve year olds don't get "scruffy"...

[RicePikachu]

@TheForgedReality Nineteen* but nice try anyways.

[RangersGottaLoveUmm]

@RicePikachu If you don't bite your tooth you're not cool! Just saying! Nah pretty cute, me and my girlfriend are like that too. Just being silly!

[Maxieyi]

reminds me of me and my gf.



[lilogden]

haha this is what im like with my gf but then she gets naked and i give in haha, its the only way to distract someone from skyrim :P FUS RO DAH!

[melandry19]

first, leave him alone, and second, just leave him lol

[ZekeTE125]

ha yheeeaaaaaaaaaaaa last to respond

[TheRoflknif]

good man, playing skyrim whilst ignoring grilfriend, that is the true gamer way

[718shark]

*facepalm*



[paddotk]

Seriously, why do you show us this soggy crap?

[RicePikachu]

@paddotk No one tells you to watch it, Shortbus. You can exit at your leisure.

[paddotk]

@RicePikachu I know. But that doesn't answer my question.

[mat4260]

that was awsome "did you just call me a retard" hahahahahaha

[kamikazzyozzy]

That was funny. xD

[InDreamForever]

What...so its ok when you tell him you wanna watch Twilight together?

[RicePikachu]

@InDreamForever That doesn't even make sense.

[MrJurian12345]

Why do they film this?

[GodlyTecker]

@MrJurian12345 tumblr

[RicePikachu]

@MrJurian12345 What @GodlyTecker said

[NejiMarth64]

lucky bastard. Playing skyrim and a hot gf. -_- must be nice...

[GergT0n10]

@ricepikachu, you look asian, are you filipino?

[GodlyTecker]

@GergT0n10 filipino counts as asian

[GergT0n10]

@GodlyTecker, yeah i know, I'm filipino too...

[RicePikachu]

@GergT0n10 Yeah I'm Filipino Spanish.

[liverallstrong]

@RicePikachu so you are mexican, essentially...

[BlindRoxas13]

@GergT0n10 OHHH GERGTONIOOOo



[hugglepuff1]

1:40 nuff' said



[marquendra]

Sheesh i thought someone was going to get slapped

[TyPaLebszocik]

Bro you have such pretty girl and you're playing? go make love with her !

[SCaitan]

Reminds me fo those damn dragons high above who completely and happily ignore me while going after some wolves.

This just had less swearing on my part.

[MrRj337]

This is the start of the greatest porn video ever...

[freakwifme]

LOL... How much fun can you have while playing skyrim???

[Tmoney90]

You are the luckiest guy alive lmao

[245PrzerabiaczPowrot]

Fuck Love ! Play Skyrim !

[TopsuLoL]

This is all I ever wanted.

[m8duy]

Girl: I hate you

Guy: i love you too babe XD

[itsmynameok]

did he say "crisis averted!" ? also put that bitch in her place.

[TheBlueexphos]

stop ignoring her shes a fine girl happy nes forever 2 you 2

[W4ffle98]

how are you suppose to bite your tooth..?

[pa3888]

LOL PS3 WHAT A FAG!!!

[W4ffle98]

@pa3888 yeh, hes pretty fag with his girlfriend infront of him

[faolan121]

this is funny but they are a good couple

[HammerrPL]

Polacy przejmują Youtube!

[nightmarex66]

LOL i watched it again, i find this funny.

[nightmarex66]

AHAHAHAHAH she jerked his finger.

[wallball5]

I would handle this situation by multi-tasking.

[TheCreatureFeature]

"Shh shh shh, Skyrim!"

[Erde04]

RicePikachu... what a amazing name that's one lucky guy not if only there were more women like you :(

[ziosamsamsam]

@Liverpoolfan497 because she have beautiful long hairs

[WinterGamerTV]

@Kolashov Lol i almost pissed myself laughing!

[titankiller1993]

why am i watching this?

[XxXxRoachxXxX]

Once you get a girlfriend you have to take them for a walk now and then... because this is what happens LOL! :p

[ImAGingerBreadMan]

WTF.....

[Clayman361]

thats awesome. its exactly how me and my wife are! lololol

[Linkbravehart]

Lmao at the end *Leg over*

[Caio569]

I came cause I was expecting someone to destroy a ps3

[Evillwar]

You are my girlfriend would get a long just great :/ She's exactly the same.

[RicePikachu]

@Liverpoolfan497 That is a fine question. =___= It was meant for just my tumblr, but you know...

[domenm1]

Did she try to umm... jack off his thumb? o.o

[M4rkh0lm]

LET THE MAN PLAY, HES TRYNA MARRY AN ORCISH LASS.

[xXTrolzXx]

shag her!

[KwonK15]

@Liverpoolfan497 thats a very good question? hhhmm

well you have to admit that girl is pretty hot

[stickrangerpwner]

if he plays skyrim you play skyrim that will even things out

[Gior89]

that noob is playing skyrim on ps3

[Myepicapple]

@Gior89 wow you fanboy wtf is wrong playing it on ps3 and its not nooby to play on an other console than you are playing on.

[Zlot117]

becuase lydia actually gives him a bj

[buldruk501]

Fuckher bro !!

[ninjapowerish]

just relised im foreveralone

[SomoneElseDoItImLazy]

"Is that rhetorical question?""Did you just call me a retard?" Wait what....

[LogWaft]

Wait, people who play Skyrim have girlfriends? I never knew that.

[captainteror]

@LogWaft wait does lydia count?

[NamiwakiruX]

@LogWaft In my case, not for much longer if she keeps hogging it

[MW2S0LD3R]

@LogWaft um sir i gave up my video games for my god damned girlfriend!

[FallShockGames]

@LogWaft if people who played skyrim didn't have girlfriends that would instantly solve the over population problem. all sane guys play skyrim

[Silent0Seven]

@LogWaft Ofcourse, but when you start playing skyrim... you lose your her.

My story

[Crcodila]

@LogWaft Damn right!! :-D

[ManiX207]

@LogWaft the question is did they have a girlfriend befor the game came out or afterwards because the second idea is quit unrealistic (no just joking of coures some have and some don't the only thing is that the get along very well like those two here ^^ it's awonderful couple don't you all think^^)

[0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]

I dont know whats more sad... the fact he doesn't know what a rhetorical question is.. or the fact he is pushing his gorgeous gf's face into a pillow to play skyrim... :'(

[WildboyzKC]

im gonna fus all over her dahs

[BreakBitz]

man, why did you ignored your girlfriend for play skyrim?o.O

[Andrydaje]

looool it's a fucking dejavù!

[PersonMan145]

Skyrim, distracting more boyfriends from sex since 2011

[Blake99xboxlive]

disregard bitches play skyrim

[Hero10Kid]

well this guy needs to play my favorite game its called bone ur hot girlfriend

[dennisman222]

Why are you out of the kitchen?

[darkshiker]

reminds me this song: /watch?v=HO1OV5B_JDw

[The123braedon]

skyrim is the gayest game ever

[GodlyTecker]

damn you are such a perfect couple

[RicePikachu]

@GodlyTecker ((:

[a084123]

Im a pretty mean guy so i cant get girls but i gotta say i hope you two stay together in happyness : )

[RicePikachu]

@a084123 Thanks<3

[slayingdaimon]

So...Skyrim>Sex

[MrWiseGuy322]

Boy: Shhh skyrim

Girl: i hate you

Boy: i love you too babe XD i loled so hard

[samhalowars]

aww young love lol

[GamersWar]

''I bit my tooth'' O.o

[demolish238]

lol

guy:do you want me to touch your boob

girl:is that a retorical question

guy:are you calling me a retard

me:you lost your chance idiot

[lovelierlex]

This is why I don't have a boyfriend.. or a girlfriend. He/she would interfere with my game playing time, lol.

[ramnozack]

@lovelierlex yeah sure thats the ONLY reason...

[TechnicOrb]

every mans dream to have a girl touching you while gaming

[Knugent54321]

I love how at the end you just hear "i hate you..." in a muffled voice :P

[Spyker54]

@zShayn Lol I see what you did there

[DemolitionBunny]

why arent you fucking her!

[boredomtv100]

@DemolitionBunny You can't have sex non-stop, so play video games and have foreplay at the same time!

[zShayn]

If you want to bug him just tell him if he keeps ignoring you he's going to to have to level up his one-handed skill for a while

[shytake]

thats so sweet. haha damn i need a girlfriend like you

[3choBlaster]

146 people are jealous ... to be fair ... they are kinda right .. That dude is VERY lucky with you

I'm going to smoke some weed and pray I have girls like you in my new university ..

[boredomtv100]

@3choBlaster I'm going to pray I have nerdy girls like her in my University. That way I can get them to help me beat co-op and i can still have sex with them :D

[3choBlaster]

@boredomtv100 Amen to that bro lol

[iamtehelitelonewolf]

I had a similar moment- except i hit pause and dropped the controller 30 seconds in. ;)

[SkaterProX]

LOL thats adorably hilarious XDD

[HeatFromVoid]

When it first started my opinion was, "Okay, he's just joking." Then he kept it up... now, I'm not judging him based solely on that, but it was a pretty crappy thing to keep going back to Skyrim (even jokingly).

[gogluness]

He have to get the Amulet of Mara first

[ajninmai666]

just get one-handed to 100 thatll make him stop ignoring you.

[TitaniumProAce]

@ajninmai666 I she what you did there lol

[TheSasuke914]

cute cuple really



[timdood3]

i started coughing i laughed so hard! xD

[Bungogin]

And that, dear sirs, is why I love the pause button.

[wolffang2412]

He is dragonborn. Let him slay the dova and then you and him can get laid.

[tipttt]

I wonder how skyrim feels when he ignores it for you? *wink wink.

[whipfreak4]

Skyrim :D

[Razman3]

Did u just call me a retard? hahahahaha

[ohsuchWhiskers]

"i hate you."

"i love you too babe" hahahaahahah

[CalSmithy16]

Id rather play with her then skyrim ANYDAY! you dick

[alteruser89]

dude get to level 40 later, get the girl now!! lol

[ApocalypticTendency]

@themasterkilzoner First C), then A), then laid, then D), then B) only instead of fus ro dah my girlfriend it would be fus ro dah'ing my ex.

[BboyVeeJay2012]

How long have you been Bgirling Karma :)

do you work on power moves or you attend style only?

[serbianguy50]

fuck I have a keyboard

[TwoTailedTek]

So? I licked my tongue.

[RicePikachu]

@TwoTailedTek I laughed. Well played

[serpent71]

@TwoTailedTek My tongue is burnt.. :(

[blood2280]

i want a girlfriend like you...

[DarkMoonRisingSun]

XD loved this video reminds me of my 2 best friends who are engaged your almost exactly alike lol

[Calyptico]

@RicePikachu that's cute, the ugly cunt thinks she has an opinion worth considering...

[RicePikachu]

@Calyptico That's cute, the sexist prick thinks he's clever. Yet my comments are the ones getting likes? I model with my free time, what do you do, Faggot?

[RicePikachu]

@Calyptico OH THAT'S RIGHT. You troll on youtube because it's easier than getting rejected by girls on a regular basis because you're a useless pig.

[MonsterZipy]

@RicePikachu ooh snap!

[Eliteburner1995]

@RicePikachu just ignore him hes probably a kid with no life

[ancorey25]

I love how when he said I bit my tooth, I actually said "he bit his tooth?" out loud and she sits up and says "wait... analyze this for a second.. you bit your tooth?". I like this girl, poor guy though sitting there trying to "explain" how he bit his tooth while just digging deeper into the "yeah that was a bit stupid" pit

[RicePikachu]

@ancorey25 (:

[Calyptico]

attention-whoring cunt. You're just there as a sperm-box, let the dude play.

[LegendaryLunchbox]

@Calyptico Believe it or not, there exist socially well-adjusted people who value human interaction over video games occasionally. Of course, those people don't say the kind of shit you do 'cause, you know, they have social skills.

[guido7095]

IM BATMAN !!!!!! THUMBS UP!!

[MrRespectLove]

i come here everyday and see if my comment get thumbs up hahahaha

i have no life ;3

[rabbitcancer]

thumbs up if you were waiting for her to go topless

[XxcodynahxX]

i was doing this same thing to my girlfriend the other day xD and ps3 nice!

[slej120]

shh shh shh skyrim. love you too babe.

[rockstar7773]

LOL. Girl: "I hate you." Guy: "I love you to babe."

[ilovedeathmetal69]

thats a bad word... :(

[sambro5]

i love her sarcasm... "wait... analyze this for a second.. you bit your tooth?" lmfao

[RicePikachu]

@sambro5 Thanks. Haha.

[Pwnizor]

Seriously people who use either PS or Xbox (any version) for "gaming" should instantly die for the greater good -.-'

What you are doing is not playing games... it's taking the co*k from the industry^^

[IggyTkO]

@Pwnizor well, PC gaming has just passed console gaming in recent years, and people are used to playing consoles. A lot of people like the idea of having a controller in your hand, sitting back on the couch, instead of having to be sitting at a desk right in front of your computer. Not to mention that high-end computers cost quite a bit more than consoles, which is a turn-down for most buyers. You can't argue that people are idiots for playing games on consoles. That IS what they were made for.

[F41LSH0T]

@Pwnizor

Oh, I see. You're one of those dumbass PC elitists. Some people prefer console gaming over PC gaming or vice versa. I happen to play on every system out now. (including pc)

[Canzk]

@Pwnizor When they make gaming pc's available for low income students, then I will start playing PC 100% until then, I only use my PC for a few games.

[Eliteburner1995]

@Pwnizor seriously if i learned anything from gaming is not to tell people on what they play i play on all three problem fanboy

[Paradigmdubstep]

lol (slams head down)

[MrRespectLove]

i remember wen i was top comment ;(