NORAD: Santa Finishes 2009 Gift-giving Ride

[natiprot69]

its funny to see that his toy bag is always the same size at every stop even at the end

[ROBOMAN1218]

its sad that people are complainig about crap that allready happend you cant change the past live in the current

[AlvaroAndfriends]

Santa you can kiss my freaking ass i been a good person ever since i was a child.

I am making all of my niece and nephews cry when i tell them Santa don't exist and that the present they get comes from money and hard work.

I am sorry but telling them that Santa exist is making me a liar.

No doubt i had to buy my own Christmas present with the money from my own pocket.

Fucking boss from work is an asshole i many times wanna knock his teeth out.

[nobleheight]

Discovery Channel's myth busters should bust this one.

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

Fagot,

You would like to crush the magic in the children's eye.

You piece of shit Liberal.

[midevalcheese]

WTF does NORAD know?

They couldn't catch 4 hijacked jetliners on 9/11 for like 90 minutes.

NORAD is a fuking joke.

[Juntahh]

why you think they are tracking santa nigga

[goonercrew08]

@midevalches Was NORAD trying to catch 4 hijacked liners like you say?What was NORAD going to do when they caught them?This was the first time in history when hijacked aircraft were slammed into buildings.What happened on 9/11 morning was never attempted before,everyone was learning on the job that day.NORAD was designed to thwart missle and military attacks not our own civilian aircraft.Our brave men and women did everything to prevent 9/11 from happening contrary to what your comment suggests.

[midevalcheese]

NORAD was active before 9/11.

The golfer Payne Stewart's little plane got off course for 15 minutes and had 2 fighter jets on him back in the 90's.

We had 4 commercial jetliners that were high jacked and it took them 90 minutes to intercept 1 of the planes.

You need to learn what you are talking about.

They were also running military drills on the day of 9/11 that were involving planes crashing into the World Trade Center.

That caused some confusion but 90 minutes.

NORAD sucks.

[goonercrew08]

Lol,Payne Stewarts plane got off course.Another domestic plane getting off course ala like 9/11.Refer to my last post.

[midevalcheese]

You need to do more research before any more discussion.

You don't even know what happened that day.

[goonercrew08]

You need to have more respect the men and women in uniform and move out of fantasy land.

[midevalcheese]

Nope.

Like I said before you don't even know what happened that day.

Your opinion is useless.

[goonercrew08]

Nope,your opinion is worthless.Enjoy fantasy land.

[midevalcheese]

"Fantasy land."

That is where people who continually deny that there is anything going on with our govt.

They would NEVER do anything that would be against our interests.

Enjoy fantasy land yourself.

I hate to say it but you will soon see what I see and agree with my views of reality.

I can see the future of America.

[goonercrew08]

Fantasy land is for conspiracy theorists like yourself,enjoy.Say hello to Mary Poppins for me.

[midevalcheese]

Sticking you head in the sand (or up your ass for that matter) won't protect you.

I feel sorry for you.

Good luck.

[goonercrew08]

Good iuck to you too,maybe Mary Poppins will give you a ride on her umbrella.

[midevalcheese]

If she can take me away from what is about to happen then I'll fly.

[goonercrew08]

Whats about to happen?

[midevalcheese]

Terrorist attack worse than 9/11.

Martial law enacted.

Forced vaccinations.

Quarantine.

I don't know the order in which it will all happen.

But military equipment and UN troops are being secretly gathering around the US.

Any questions and the military just says they are "training."

The inside scoop is that they are just waiting for marial law to be declared and then will deploy on US soil to police the citizens.

[goonercrew08]

Inside scoop huh?

[midevalcheese]

Inside from active military.

Maybe they are just trying to scare us.

I've seen foreign troops in my own state and video of lots of military vehicles being transported into Cali from Canada.

[JDaKingman]

i lol everytime i see that

[WeskJago]

what's with the subliminal talking in the background? what's that guy saying? 1 star for subliminal crap

[Xanek]

That "subliminal crap" is from their video Raw Video: Purported Taliban Footage of U.S. Soldier

[WeskJago]

@Xanek - what the hell?!

"hey kids! santa is flying over delivering toys! look kids! oh and dont forget, while you kids are enjoying your lives, there's a soldier being held captive and there's violent wars going on. but santa!! look kids!! santa!! dont pay attention to that guy in the background. in fact, make sure almost everybody can't tell wtf he's saying. we AP people like to make sick jokes. merry x-mas kids! santa PASSED that guy!

...i HAVE to find a better news source... DOWN WITH AP!

[samandshayan10]

lol i woke up today and i saw two presents under my tree! (not my parents)

[AnarchoCannibal]

Damned Illuminati scumbag.

[BiteHunter]

How about that. NORAD is tracking Santa Claus. How gay. How paranoid. Ooh. We're NORAD. We're paranoid. We track everything because we're afraid our country is going to be reclaimed by the Mexicans who we stole it from. Ooh wait. It's just Santa. A fictional creation we made so that we can live in fantasy worlds to make ourselves numb to the rest of the world because the world revolves around us. We're God. We're NORAD. FUCK YOU.

[REPOTAG]

@BiteHunter

what next- CIA phone taping the Tooth Fairy ?

you would think NORAD would have better animation tools then the crap they used

[MyWordizBond]

This whole Santa Claus thing looks to me like you're trying to kill to story of Jesus Christ.

Haha, today's the birth of a savior, not a fake old man flying ... fuckers

[pubtor]

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[trojanspaghetti]

sant clause has filed a criminal complaint against NORAD for stalking and placing a hidden camera in his shower

NORAD is counter-filing stating that Santa molested at least twelve kids in San Jose California

stay tuned

[nobleheight]

Santa Claus should be recruited to carry out bombings over enemy territory.

[MichaelMelendy]

ummm, Like im almost scared to leave a comment, like is this a set up?? whats with the random sumbliminal chatter in the background?

[getorphan]

I guess after standing down on 911 this is the best they can up with but be a fake tracking station for Satan claws.

[hisNAMEwasJAYSIN]

Santa give more to rich kids than poor kids.

[krazy45cat]

what a bunch of crap . ob=0

[Mumineen99]

norad couldn't even track the alleged hijack planes on 9/11, yet they have the time to deceive children by tracking santa clause!

Do you guys notice how christmas is becoming more about santa clause and less about Jesus (not that I believe he was born on the 25th) I just find it strange, nothing in the christian faith seem to make sense.

[Batintrenche]

@Mumineen99 Last time I checked the United States was not a Christian country. You want NORAD tracks Christ then go right ahead and make it yourself but an American-funded program will not be allowed to shove Christianity down our throats. And have you noticed that not a word is even spoken about any other religious holidays? Cause I have. Be thankfull Christmas is even as big as it is.

[gateboy160]

@Mumineen99 no god is real

[REPOTAG]

The people at NORAD are retards

when little kids ask their parents what NORAD does other than tracking santa you are forced to explain to them that they have nuclear weapons of mass destruction at their fingertips to kill tens of millions of innnocent people and dolphins

[oilhammer04]

Some how I can't imagine that killing "tens of millions of innocent people and dolphins" is the goal of NORAD. If you want to persuade people then don't use deceit when speaking of your enemy.

[REPOTAG]

jackass- the military has one purpose and that is to destroy- they dont build anything of value or anything anyone would want to buy- they just blow the fck out of stuff

i go to work and build things and provide services that help society and people while they carry rifles shoot and blow up things and romantisize it

hope that helps

[oilhammer04]

Like I said, the purpose of NORAD isn't to kill *innocent* people and *dolphins.* How stupid would that be? Get honest, sweet pea.

[nobleheight]

Hey kids, Santa Claus does not exist.

[xSimsGurliex]

lol yeah thats true but for little kids, its good to believe. Yeah people do go over board tho...

[NWOTruther]

NORAD is a military installation. This shows they're too busy with Santa and not enough with the troops.

Fuck you, Clinton!