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  • i feel deeply sorry for you. However, as long as you have faith in your flawed assertions and are happy with the way you are living who am i to judge :)

  • Great video. :P I was looking for that Ten Commandment video but stumbled upon this instead, but it's just as well.

  • Amazing.

    This is at least a day's worth of retardation packed into just nine and a half minutes.

    You must practice..

  • The real flawed seminar is you attempting to grow a beard...

  • So what you are saying is that because george carlin did not use all the different itterations of the 10 commandments and because he diddnt tell the time frame to the exact year and second that he is a foul mouth degenerate? Man christians are in deeper shit than I thought.

  • @ReikokuNinja Doesn't change the fact that Jesus is Lord over all things

  • For the most part, I believe the Ten Commandments set out reasonable moral imperatives, but that is not because they come from God. For I find no inherent moral imperatives present in this reality, only those which we choose. While Eye2EyeIIIV refuses to kill "his brothers" because that is what the Lord, Jesus Christ instructed him to do, I refuse to kill people because I feel that would violate their human dignity.

  • There was one part of this video that upset me. 4:46 "If you hate your brother in your heart, you might as well have murdered him." I find that message very disagreeable. Firstly, hating someone should not be a sin: perhaps you have good reason to hate him, perhaps he has offended you. Secondly, immoral actions cannot be equated like that. Hatred is simply not the same as murder.

  • Hey asshole I made a vdieo where I trashed your guy

  • Look dude if you want to believe in you're fairy tales, please go right ahead but get it through you're thick fucking skull, that with they're little thinking the all religious text have more holes in them than a block of swiss cheese.

    Like wtf did Jesus even do? Die for our sins? He didn't even do that ffs! He died, then got brought back to life, how can that be called dieing?It a con, just like you're religion.

    I am, you are, we all are, thinking hairless apes, get over it all ready! FUCK!

  • ok.. so.. religion has little logic.. and your DISCUSSING RELIGION.. WITH RELIGION. ????? are you messed?? the steps to good life shouldn't be fking narrow. its advices n shit. shut up, and go away with your religion. saying '' but God '' when there simply and clearly is none. you are so. dumb.

  • @migeezel Please tell me where you get your definition of logic from.

  • @Domodeath not religion. nuff said. religion is just mind control bullshit poison.

  • @migeezel Okay so anyone who teaches anything with fact to back it up is "bull**** poisen"

  • @Domodeath you think religion is fact? religion has been proved wrong so many times in history.

  • @migeezel um...What religion? wicca? satanism? buddahism, hinduism, islam, mormonism, catholicism, jehovah witnessism, oneness pentacostism or greek religion?

  • @Domodeath OOOHH ok I know what you mean sorry.. I meant the religion this kid is talking about. the religion that says believe in me or go to hell kind of religion. it's true they say that though, but it's christianity etc that I'm talking about man.

  • @Domodeath I'm talking about the Lord God kind of bullshit.

  • @migeezel So has science, so has politics and you too. What is the point? Equivocating all religions is not different than lumping verificationism, foundationlism, empiricism and rationalism together and saying epistemology is nonesense.

  • Actually, I feel we only need one commandment. THOU SHALT NOT TRESPASS ON THE LIVES OF OTHERS.

    You are brainwashed. Religion breeds closed-mindedness. Here's another rule to follow. TRY NOT TO BE A SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE!!!

    "George Carlin was not wise"!? I guess you feel that you are the wisest person you know. Carlin tried to teach people not to get caught up in the world's bullshit. And lightheartedly pointed out some of this worlds absurdities among other things.

  • keep on believing in your invisible man. CARLIN EXISTED!!!

  • Isn't that an image of a crucifix within an "atom" symbol behind you? Since I assume you can look at that, and be reminded of your god, then it meets the requirements of a "graven image". And by the way, WHICH "10" commandments do you prefer? Exodus 20:2–17 and Deuteronomy 5:6–21? I ask simply because they are different - and this from the inerrant holy book ;-)

  • Oh and also, the people dont dislike the 10 commandments because they point out their sins, EVERYBODY knows that they sin. And being a druggy doesnt equal being a dumbass, to answer to the insult you threw a carlin in your description.

  • Dude, all the time you talk between 1:00 and 1:30, you got saliva sticking to your lips and your drooling like an old fart, when you try to sound intelligent and refute carlin'S theories, try to not look like those disgusting retards we see in cartoons. Kinda helps the credibility.

  • This is stupid...

  • Until you have a stage.. a mike.. a comedy show.. and have earned the privledge of death... i care not for your opinion.. I found Carlin hilarious even if what he said could be questioned.. perhaps "thou shalt learn how to take a joke" should've been on that list huh? or maybe "thou shalt not shove thine religion down the throat of another"??

  • Carlin's dead and he's crying in his grave, seriously whats the point of this?

  • Hey dude, I'm a Catholic and I was sent this??? Anyway, good vid!

  • Why was I sent this? Dude, don't send this to me or any other of my fellow Atheists. We have the right to believe there isn't a deity or an afterlife, just as you have the right to believe there is. Atheists have morals, too, and we know what's right and wrong- we don't need a list to tell that killing, stealing, cheating, etc. are social no-no's.

    Talk to fellow Christians about your religious beliefs, not Atheists. I'm not trying to be a jerk in any way at all, but seriously, stop!

  • without religion and god than you ever will with "God on your side". You know why? Because I live life like it is the only one I will ever have, because it is. So I stay off my knees, and get out and go accomplish something instead of getting on my knees, talking to myself and waiting for an answer that never comes. Get a life dude. And while you're at it, get a haircut. I only watched this video because I thought you were a girl. Loser.

  • without religion and god than you ever will with "God on your side". You know why? Because I live life like it is the only one I will ever have, because it is. So I stay off my knees, and get out and go accomplish something instead of getting on my knees, talking to myself and waiting for an answer that never comes. Get a life dude. And while you're at it, get a haircut. I only watched this video because I thought you were a girl. Loser.

  • Carlin was an absolute genius (on and off stage) and you have 1287 views on your stupid Christian bullshit nonsense youtube page. Who do you think I'm gonna listen to really? That video was ridiculous. Why would god make 10 Commandments that are literally impossible to follow? Sex is a natural, unavoidable urge. So how is thinking about sex adultery? I guess it's ok for people who are going to die as virgins, like yourself. Piss off with this nonsense. I've accomplished more in my life

  • Why is it that the most important things are always revealed to a few people in private? Why can't god simply tell it to everyone at once?

  • ahh...you know what..some of us believe its just a friggen book that has no facts to back it...and if you do..then please explain me how that god was created...and why is there time before christ and time after christ...so..who created god???

  • why did you send me the link to this video... I like George Carlin, obviously I won't agree with this

  • You know what? I think you should keep your religion to yourself. I don't want to hear your bullshit, but thanks for the effort, I guess.

  • sin not just bring death to the soul, bring death. get it please................kid just show that u r real follower of Jesus by cutting your girly hair.

  • who cares about the ten commandments. they suck. and you dont need them to not to do the things that they speak against. isnt it a sin to mock people? this stupid kid is mocking people.

  • @TheMoTucker :::::::: i apologize for the insults you has just receive. but yes we care, and is this reason why the commandments exist. To try to conciliate with our fellows. Read the bible, dont see it as an enemy statment,but as god( who loves so much to let him son die) way of love. if u are a parent i know u understand that some rules as just to keep our love ones alive. god bless u. meet Jesus. He's everythig to me. try Jesus. you have nothing to lose.

  • @handyantonnio If you could just see how dumb that logic really is. God sent his own son on a suicide mission. God is therefore a murderer, if there is a god. If god were a lover would he send his son to mary, to be the baby mama, knowing he's just going to die anyways? Stupid logic and stupid reasoning. There is no god. At least there is no god sitting up there in heaven hearing people murmer to him, asking him for more and more things. People who are brainwashed are followers of the unseen

  • Don't let no one kill your passion. Increase in your knowledge and let your heart be strengthened with faith. Just be gentle with those who haven't seen the light yet

  • What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • @booyakasha69696969 ditto lol

  • George Carlin > Your Imaginary Friend(god)

  • Actually the biggest issue IMHO was that he wasn't talking about the 10 Commandments of God at all, and neither are you or the smug guy on the video. Read your Bible: (kingjbible. com/exodus/34.htm

    The commonly recognised commandments are rules Moses gave earlier in the same book, not what Yahweh wrote himself at all. No mention there of stealing, coveting, killing, adultery etc.

  • Why the hell was this in my inbox?

    The very fact you're trying to tell people how to live undermines the very concept of the "freedom" you Christians keep banging on about. The 10 commandments were given to the Jews, not us. Why don't Christians keep ALL the old testament traditions? Go to any tithe-collecting preacher and challenge them with Deuteronomy 14: 22-29 - I dare you. Ratings have been disabled for this video. I wonder why?

    May God bless & keep you safe, because I certainly won't.

  • @Xanatos712 :::::: Sovereing is something god has. so god can ban or allow what consider good for human......the real follower of Jesus dont keep (none can 100 or 70 %) his commandments by law, beacuse wheater or not sin, once you believe that he clean your sins account, and chose him as god, and the one that died insted of u. you have no sins (sounds unrealistic but is the truth), and you are alive in front of god......the law does not make u clean of sins, but can make u holy; need to c god

  • Hey! That was a pretty mainstream evangelical protestant vid you showed there (ie. Humans are completely corrupt and are saved only by the Grace of God), I don't think it explicitly answered why George Carlin's 10 Commandments were wrong. I actually think your introduction was a better reply and a very accurate take on why George Carlin is indeed just furthering his own godless religion. I appreciate you giving Christians a voice here.

  • Keep loving and serving the Lord, that's more important than any comeback. Btw, love the hair and you look like an Asian Richard Gere. A lot like my half Japanese friend actually. :) Cute!

  • Does he seriously have a motivational poster of Kent Hovind next to the word "Fact"?

    I appreciate your enthusiasm for a dying religion but you need to see it from an outside perspective. BTW George Carlin is a COMEDIAN not a motivational speaker teaching seminars. remember in that video when people laughed? Thats because it was funny. The difference between K.Hovind and G.Carlin is that people laugh WITH Carlin and AT Hovind.

  • Ironically, this video shows why Christians DO need to shut up

  • @retardandhobo nice

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  • Thanks for linking me to a video of you watching a video. Tool.

    Not funny, not interesting, basically splitting hairs of Carlin's decent argument.

    When will you theists realise that Jesus is just Santa Claus for adults?

    i.e. An authority figure tells you "a bearded men who always sees you doing good or bad things will punish/reward you as appropriate"; this is done so you'll do as your told and keep in line (whether you're a child wanting presents or an adult wanting to see dead relatives).

  • Striking back at YOUR seminar of simplistic and flawed assertions that I want your religious SPAM in my YouTube inbox . . do me a favor - don`t SPAM me with your religious views - Carlin`s routine was meant to be funny - nothing more-nothing less. If you don't like what he says - don't listen - doesn't give you the right to push Listen to John Lennon`s "Imagine" and you'll get an idea on where I stand on religion . . .

  • stop spaming with your bible messages, i have enough in the streets, in my mail, and at my doors

    if i dnt want to hear a priest, or my neighbors, or my brainwashed religious friends, i'm sure i'm not interested in your stupid and medieval culture, and i prefer listening to a stand up comedian who's mind is way more opened and trained than your play doh encephalon

  • why this guy is crying, and what is wrong with his saliva? haha

    clean your mouth guy

    and the other guy talks in a very nice way of the bible and all that, but, he's still inspired in bullshit, so that doesn't make a difference

    you said carlin wasn't wise cause he was against the christian mythology, then in your world anyone who's not into christian or catholic ways isn't, and your fcked up, not in your body, not in your assh*le, but in your mind

  • Grow the fuck up and when attempting to compare a comic with a Prime Minister its important to note the comic is not obliged to give facts. The comic's main job is to make people laugh.

    But if it helps you out at least George Carlin is real and what he says is backed up with evidence unlike your copy of a copy of a copy bible where asshole like yourself pick and choose which parts to follow and which parts to ignore.

    Fuck your bible and don't spam me messages next time asshole!!!

  • To me religion just seems to be a very very early conclusion to what created us, theres an entire universe to be discovered, full of mystery, wonder and who else knows what, so i dont want this religious stuff shoved down my throat, i'm going to enjoy my life respectfully and i'll see what happens afterwards

  • @Minghaggard

    thumbs up, amen haha

    100% with you

  • love how you have disabled ratings, cos you wouldnt want to know how many people actually see through your argument as a thin guise concealing a religious fanaticism :) peace and good will my friend; thats all that really matters :)

  • Christianity as with any religion is a form of mind control for you sheep to get inline and behave yourselves. Your idiotically rambles and meaningless hypocrisy show clear evidence of your very weak brainwashed mind!

    As a reminder: because you seem to be in need of one, you sent this video to my inbox and therefore I am merely responding. AND* cringe* go wipe that annoying spit off your lip and do something useful in life besides making a fool of yourself on Youtube!

  • @Staroth999 "you sent this video to my inbox and therefore I am merely responding."

    Its seems these bible bashers have no problems sending SPAM to everyone. The last asshole I had spam from didn't like me replying. He got all his gay friends to come and argue god (or the lack off) with me. Pointless assholes with nothing better to do then bother everyone else with something they can never understand.

    At least the people who sell viagra and penis extensions leave us alone on youtube.

  • How do you define religion? There's little point in saying the gospel is the opposite of religion without defining it.

  • Ratings disabled. Not surprised.  Dislike.

  • @scytheka - like your dislike! 

  • How many years ago did George Carlin do that stand up? (which was hilarious by the way) You really think that putting your religious views on you tube will convince anyone? Your preaching to a wall, if that wall could call you a fucking moron for trying to refute someone whose been dead about a year and a half. Also your arguments are flawed, because your taking the bible as fact, and your counter-argument to Carlin saying religion is stupid, by saying its not stupid cause its in the bible.

  • gott ist tot

  • @ACDCRULESALL - und unser Eye2Eye wird jetzt Carlin dafür die Schuld in die Schuhe schibene!

  • @QUARTfam

    lol i actually dont speak german, thats pretty much all i know in german so i have NO idea what that means

  • @ACDCRULESALL - hehe, sorry, just agreed with you!

  • @QUARTfam

    haha k, what does it actually say though? the translators online are terrible.. funny though.. but terrible.. here is one of them

    "and our Eye2Eye becomes now Carlin for it the debt into the shoes schibene!" also

    "and our eye2eye now Carlin is it the fault plane in the ski boots!"

  • @ACDCRULESALL - LOL! it means nothing similar to what the translator says. it means - now Eye2Eye will blame Carlin for it (God's death). and "die Schuld in die Schuhe schieben" is just an idiomatic expression for - blaming sb for sth.

  • @QUARTfam

    haha well thank you very much for explaining this to me!

    i always find it funny when people get so bent out of shape for what someone says, george was a comic, personally i agree with him on 99% of what he says but thats just me, if you dont like what he has to say, dont listen to it... this isnt to you quartfam, but eye2eye

    i never really understood why people get so angry about words

  • @ACDCRULESALL hehe, no problem. people get upset because the truth hurts, and some of them like Eye2Eye don't want to see the truth because they are hiding behind a book of fairy tales...

  • George Carlin was not spreading religion. His assertions do not point towards an invisible man.

    And just because he makes some historical errors does not mean his argument is wholly flawed.

    And your argument can be thrown apart. Why? Your evidence is mostly from the Bible. A book written by humans. In that case, I can say the Koran or any other holy book is completely true.

    Then, how would you resolve the inevitable conflicts between the books? Oh mine is real! Kill!

  • HOW THE FUCK IS IDOLATRY A SIN. Are you making an assumption too?

  • Oh, STFU people, you're texts are so long, it's cloggin the browser like shit in a pipe.

  • George Carlin and Bill Hicks were great men who spoke amazing truths. Their goal was to find the line, cross it, then laugh at you when you get pissed.

    Of COURSE there are going to be these Jesus Freaks (who don't understand that the modern-day "Jesus" story is really just a revised version of ancient Egyptian sun worship myths) who are going to freak out over Carlin's comments. GOOD. There is nothing better than dumb kids like this guy to remind me why I like George Carlin in the first place.

  • One remark, your last sentences are funny as hell (pardon my french :D ) - thinking i.e. reason is the antonym of all religions, so I find it funny that you say "keep thinking" but yet your brain is on hibernate due to all that religious crap!

    But, as I've said - good luck, I hope you will discard religion and God one day since those are fairy tales which are used to manipulate, brainwash and furthermore to destroy the intellect of credulous people!

  • I hope you will reach the age of reason one day and stop believing this religious nonsense - if I was to correct everything you've said in this clip, it would take too much of my time, so I won't bother, but I believe that there is still a way for you to see that (I'll quote the genius Carlin) RELIGION IS BULLSHIT! Good luck!

  • @QUARTfam <3

  • He is a comedian. You should obviously take it with a grain of salt. Get over yourself you condescending prick.

  • And as Bill hicks said "beliefs are just what you are taught, it doesnt necessarily make them true" 

  • @ToxicMayo9 R.I.P. Goatboy!

  • @ToxicMayo9 LOL, nice posts ;). Bill Hicks was the man....."Eternal Suffering awaits anyone who questions God's INFINITE Love."

    -BH

  • Who cares!!! If you dont like carlin then dont listen to him. If people are atheist let them be. I guarantee you that not ONE person that you personal messaged said "Wow you are totally right Eye2Eye!" "I completely believe now". Let people believe what they want and if you dont like carlin, fine,but stop crusading cuz no one gives half a shit.

  • You said, I'm assuming to George Carlin, to keep his religion of "Cuss & Flawed Assertions" to thyself.

    First of all, George Carlin is an atheist; he does not have a religion, regarding the definition below.

    Second, YOU made the assertion that Carlin's ideas are assertions. If you look more closely at the seminar, you will see that there is reason and logic behind Carlin's ideas. Your ideas are no less assertions than his.

    You clearly misunderstand the definition of religion and assertion

  • @retardandhobo

    don't reason with idiots :|

  • I would also like to remind you of the dictionary definitions of "religion" and "assertion"

    Religion:

    A set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

    Assertion:

    A positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion

  • Youtube really needs to allow more characters in each comment

    So basically what I'm hearing is that you spread the Gospel of Christ because Jesus told you to and because you need a Saviour. Here's my reason why you should NOT spread the Gospel of Christ:

    - By doing so, you are pushing your beliefs and views on other people and showing disrespect for the views and beliefs that other people hold

    And yes, I know I'm being a pot calling the kettle black by posting this. Excuse me for this

  • wow what a fucking indocrintated bell-end who believes in a 2000 year old book. at least george carlin could fucking talk properly and was on stage with cheering fans, this guy damn.

  • I feel pretty alive. Oh wait, something stinks here... it's not from me... i hope O_O.

    Cmon be realistic!!! I mean really, I'd give my spiritual life for fucking some hotties all my real life.

  • The Ten Commandments weill never be behind morality. Morality is in lack of respect for the Ten Commandments This is Sodom and Gamora happening all over again George was brow beat by Religion and turned against it. Our nuns preach love and peace and eyt smackedf uys with rulers Good job Score one for Gods side

  • You didn't exist 6000 years ago to see the creation, nor 2500 years later so you can't say there was something just because you heard that from your grandpa when he was dieing and he was able to say any damn thing. EPIC FAIL!!

  • Where did you even come from? How do you even know my username? I never posted here....don't send me private messages moron.

    And by the way...Credulity? How on earth do you know how much research I have done on the concept of a god? Following a fake religion, where there is nothing proven and about all is assumed is much more gullible than forming your own opinion about life, and not following what your "preacher" told you to say.

  • You're striking back on a dead man because you don't think you could handle his fucking wisdom when he was alive or what?

    R.I.P. Geroge Carlin

  • who sent me this shit???

  • @OnThatPowder nevermind, thanks for sending it

  • This is an old video .Note this guy considers Kent Hovinid as his hero -see the giant leg bone in the poster .Fundamentalism kills a thinking brain .

  • The commandments are missing some very important things .

    11.Thou sahll not rape .

    12.Thou shall not have slavery

    13 Women are equal as men

    14 All races are equal

    15 Children shall not be overworked , abused , sexualy abused , married .

    Since God overllooked these it nullifies omniscence or nullifies a devine origin .Did Moses drop the third tablet?? Explain their absence apologists .I'm waiting!

  • "Because Jesus told us so" -.- even if there is God id choose hell over heaven. rational, logical and critical thinkers are there. i met a lot of people like you and they were kind but what annoys me is they keep on saying things like "please god make him see the right path" or "please god don't send him to hell cause he doesn't believe in you" they make non-believers look they doesn't have any morals. sin is just one way of controlling a person while hurting is another thing.

  • God is a spirit annd must be worshipped in spirit. Those who cant see 'God' need to have a spiritual birth. The ten commandments reveal to us how currupt our so called leaders really are , who have no morals whatsoever with their graven images everywhere, their constant lies and wars, and are desperate to keep humans locked into the physical to control every aspect of our lives. Jesus unlocked us from this physical realm and opened up the heavens, both demonic and angelic.

  • Will it make me a better person if I believed in god? If my parents would have raped me, should I still respect them? Remembering the Sabbath will make me moral?

    The ten commandments has problems. George Carlin judged them, like everyone should. He said that respect should NOT be automatic, he said that believing in something does NOT make you moral...

  • Also you really strike me as a self righteous prick. Apparently Jesus was the most perfect man who ever walked the earth, and yet he was humble. You christian pricks get up on your high horse and act like you are so much better than everyone while at the same time saying you are no better than anyone. Your actions speak louder than words. How much better would this world be if instead of you people bitching about a comedy routine or trying to ban harry potter, you were helping someone in need.

  • Why did you send this to me. Desperate for attention much?

  • People I could do without:

    A Corey Feldman look alike religious freak with that continuous glob of spit that stretches from his top row of awful teeth to his bottom lip.

  • And for no other reason than it's the right thing to do. Why? Because we all inhabit this earth together, and we can only do so, without destroying it and ourselves, by doing it with tolerance, understanding, and a generous spirit. Oh, and let's not forget a good dose of humour. Thank you George for providing us with such a healthy dose of the aformentioned humour. RIP.

  • If believing in your God gives you comfort, if it helps you to get out of bed each day, and face this often difficult world we live in, then who am I to take it away from you. Bear in mind though, Eye2EyelllV, more humans have suffered and died because of religion than for any other reason. I truly believe that we as a race will never evolve furthur than we have, until we throw off this need to believe in something greater than ourselves. You, sir, have the power to bring peace. Not God.

  • As I was saying, who's own ethea was itself born from superstition. Why? Because it is wholly inconcievable to some humans that this is all there is.They have to look for reason,(because it's God's will, or this happened because the planets were aligned just so), purpose,(I'll do good because the bible tells me to, then I'l be rewarded in the life here after).Religion offers them the fences to help them feel safe. Let's liken religion to a childs comforter or pacifier. (continued above)

  • Here in Scotland, it's 4am on New Years Day. As I've had a few drinks to welcome in the New Year, I'm going to refrain from posting a rebuttal until I'm able to do so without resorting to petty name calling. Be assured, Eye2EyelllV, I shall return. Until then, may I wish you and yours, a peaceful, tolerant New year, in which you embrace the concept that it might, just might, be you who is completely misguided. Christianity borrowed from so many religions; who's own ethea (continued in above)

  • @lust4pb A 4 part comment sounds like a rebuttal to me hahah 

  • @pineconesaresmallnow Yeah well, like I said, I'd had a few. Just read the posts back, now that I'm sober(ish), and......, note to self, refrain from trying to sensibly argue a case whilst pissed.

  • @lust4pb hahaha that is what I thought happened, that is funny.

  • and by the way, i love how your craziness increases every fucking day

    i swear to papa smurf you're are going to blow yourself up one day for your imaginary friend xD

  • @lordofpete "i swear to papa smurf " ... hahaha ...nice

  • i would love you doing a video about why you don't consider christianity a religion

    i mean you studied the bible, and if you study beyond that you will see that jesus was a jew and never said that he was the son of christ, the jews think he was a prophet for peace, but not a incarnation of god himself

    300 years after j.c. was dead, some lunatics (who never saw him alive) made out stuff about him and faked reports of witnesses (=the holy bible)

    please make a video about that, i'd love to see that

  • Sir, you made a mistake by opposing George Carlin, by doing so you have brought the rath of his followers on your head and will be flamed for the rest of your youtube life.

    This is similar to what you would say to a man who talked badly about your " Oh so amazing Lord" when you have never seen him, spoken to the real him and you have no real proof he exists. It is pointless to follow any religeon, and I hope in time the human race will abandon it. than we can fix the problems of this planet.

  • First: Can't be given commandments by something that doesnt exist

    Second: Heres a quote i dont remember who its from just that it stuck in my mind "Gods probably less offended by Athiesm then he is is by religion" because throughout history the church has gone against the "bible" and his "teachings" so many times its not even funny.

    Third: getting all worked up and fanatical about something like this stupid

    Fourth: Religion has no more place in life then imaginary friends

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  • you know what? I just went to your little page and watched some of your videos... had my family watch them too... the one about millions of years not existing had us rofling ...this is the first and last time anyone will ever see these words typed by me because, normally, it's not my style but ...YOU are a fucking idiot!!!

  • This was a sad waste of 9:32 minutes of my life but, at least, I showed you the respect by listening to your video. So... to people like YOU and I'm SURE this is what Mr.Carlin meant, I say, "keep thy religion to thyself" I don't need to be saved so save YOURSELF the time and stop spamming my inbox. Peace... oh and btw There are three versions of the Ten Commandments in the Hebrew Scriptures (Old Testament). They are at Exodus 20:2-17, Exodus 34:12-26, and Deuteronomy 5:6-21

  • you should keep thyself away from George Carlin videos if you don't want to hear cussing... wipe the spit off your lip and move on with your life... Carlin was a COMEDIAN and never claimed to be anything more...it was NOT a seminar!! How would your god feel about all the names you're spouting out about another human "filthy talking degenerated folks"?

  • You got dribble between your teeth when you speak.  You know, kinda strechy and slimy.

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  • Just went back and saw the comment i posted two weeks ago and sir, i do not belive i deserved to get the response i did, i basically described why i found George Carlin's video entertaining, i didn't say i agreed or dissagreed with everything he said, only that i enjoyed watching it and found what he had to say interesting, may he rest in peace.

  • Fuck religion Fuck Jesus end of discussion to believe in such things is to be uneducated period.

  • AS Christians, we are freed from the '10 Commandments". Even Jesus, when asked which commandment was the greatest, He quoted a separate part of the Law, saying that the greatest was to Love God, etc, and the second, love your neighbor. These, specifically, were not part of the commandments, though they encompassed the entire law AND prophets.

    The commandments, along with the rest of the law, were nailed to the cross, and Christians are not under it, though nine of them are repeated in the N.T.

  • Firstly, George is a comedian. Flawed, simplistic logic is forgivable if it makes the bit funnier. That said, his assertions are certainly more reasonable than yours. But I can't accuse you of flawed logic... religion is devoid of ANY logic at all. In the words of Jefferson, because religion is so far removed from any kind of reason, ridicule is the only weapon that can be used against such unintelligible propositions. Ridiculing such ignorance is what the brilliant George Carlin does best. RIP.

  • You sir have no creditability and you sure have no idea what you're talking about. You know that George Carlin is dead right? And that bit about the 10 commandments have been out for years and years before his death. Maybe you should of waited before he died to bring this up. Maybe take it up with him? In any case... this might not be the right medium here for you to debate religious dogma... you're just going to get blown out of the water.

  • White noise.

    The god of the bible, the one who commands you to remove your child's foreskin, stone homosexuals to death, prescribes death for gathering wood on the sabbath....HE is not real.

    I'm NOT claiming to know why life exists. A being? maybe? God(s)? Sure... why not? But we don't know for certain one way or the other & those shitty books so full of dated superstitious swill give no suitable answers to the big questions. War, murder, eternal damnation? So obviously NOT DIVINE.

  • FIRST...your muted

    SECOND...you're retarded

    THIRD....fuck off

  • Why the fuck, did I get an Email for this shit, this is the dumbs fuckin shit I've seen yet on youtube. Carlin is a comical genius, comical being a key word here, It was all just a joke.

    This video just shows why some people need to keep there thoughts to themselves. Just because some old book with no credable evidence as to wheather its accurate or not says there`s a god and theres all these rules, that you misguidedly believe in.

  • @dalaigh Does mean you need to come on youtube with your panties in a bunch about a comidian making a joke. This was a waste of time. I don`t know why I even responded to this, accept that I must be bored. Well maybe I should go next door let My neighbours dog out, screw his wife and drive his bourbon, because what does it matter, when I die I`m fertilizer like the rest of you.

    Boy, are alot of you going to be disappointed when you die and theres nothing....

  • @dalaigh wrote that in a hurry should say drink his bourbon not drive his bourbon

  • Im sorry, why did I get this e-mail trying to convince me about the invisable man that lives in the sky? If you really want to look up religion, I wouold suggest Robert Tilton, Pat Robertson, or the famous Jim Baker. Look at all the millions their living on. I do though believe in the book. The PA Crimes Code. And it has a chapter in their on Harassment. And it will get more things done then God will.

  • He's a comedian. You're a dick who takes himself far too seriously.

  • George Carlin is fucking amazing you shut the fuck up.

  • I love how many of these religious videos don't allow ratings...

  • When i go to sleep, i pray to George Carlin!

  • Blah blah blah. You clearly have no valid, intelligent argument to back up your crazy bronze age beliefs; you're just bitching about how much George Carlin is wrong - even though he was actually very accurate. You tell us to "keep thinking", but it's obvious that you have STOPPED thinking... thinking for YOURSELF. You need to let go of your delusions. Seriously. And don't EVER send me emails with this bullshit again!

  • Thank you very much to share this video with me,keep the good work just helping people out to be saved from misery...multitudes today are lost.so,they do not realize that they are lost...I agree with you that Jesus Christ Gospel is complete different to religion itself...

  • lol, a video without any kind of argumentation, just you talking over and over about how you disagree with Carlin on things. do that if you want, but whether you agree or not, George Carlin is right on about the commandants, and religion in general. if you cant even make a decent youtube video defending your stone age beliefs then i really don't know what you re good for as a person.. i pity you, seek help, and don't you dare send me a pm again, fucking troll.

  • How is keep thy religion to thy self, how does this target christianity specifically?

    That was rhetorical it doesn't you are an idiot.

    Stupid people

    Do stupid things

    For stupid reasons.

    This is one of those stupid people.

  • Ew, another video filled with irrational childishness. Well, i suppose it IS the internet.

  • why u teaching the law?

    Gal 2:21 I do not frustrate the grace of God: for if righteousness come by the law, then Christ is dead in vain.

    Greek meaning...of Grace

    the divine influence upon the heart, and its reflection in the life; including gratitude): - acceptable, benefit, favour, gift, grace (-ious), joy liberality, pleasure, thank (-s, -worthy).

    Heart in Greek

    The heart, that is, (figuratively) the thoughts or feelings (mind); also (by analogy) the middle: - (+broken-) heart (-ed).

  • Credulity indeed..

    Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.

  • There is no evidence that Moses existed, or that he freed the Jewish slaves or that Egyptians even kept Jewish slaves. So why believe that he brought down the ten commandments? Btw, 40 years to get from Egypt to Israel? Bullshit. And don't say it was a test from God that they must wander the Desert. Didnt they have enough of a test when they were slaves? And don't tell me the Bible isn't the exact word of God. Its the only reason for christianity. If this is my God then I am less than impressed.

  • @borednerd74 Actually it wasn't a test, it was a punishment for worshipping idols. Just thought if you were going to discredit Exodus you might as well be discrediting the correct information :P

  • Here I thought I was going to watch a video with reason, logic, maturity, principle, and no-nonsense stupidity. Alas, once again I was wrong. All I got was irrationality, intuition, childish belief in fairy tales, and dishonesty.

  • ok man, thanks for sharing this video with me; i think you got a point here...(:

  • for yourself instead of letting someone else tell you what is happening and the rules you have to follow so you dont get sent to a place of fire and tourture by an ALL LOVING GOD for masterbating or something silly like that just enjoy life lighten up about all the religious nonsense live for LOVE be kind to others not because a 3000 year old book of fairytales told you to but because its the right thing to do and also type in "Joe Rogan-Everythings Ridiculus" he really nails it

  • ok then how about this "Keep thy bullshit to thyself" look man religion is ridiculus as soon as you relize that its ALL made up! youll be able to enjoy your life instead of live a lie like I use to im up for grabs about a higher power maybe there is maybe there isnt the thing is NOBODY knows all people did was make up storys like they did allll the time back then to try to explain what happens when you die its all about tryin to understand what you cant possibly understand! try thinkin

  • Ooooohhhhh..... now I get it, religion is compulsory.... tell you what, you send me one more thing and I'm blocking your self-centered righteous sacred christian ass, 'kay stupid?

  • Okay what a boring cunt. George Carlin was a genius comedian. One of the best that ever lived. But check his other videos about religion and also check Bill Maher's Religilous and stand up from Jim Jeffries about religion.

    "If i offended anyone than fuck you if you can't take a joke" D.L Hughley

  • @ramboo26 I particularly like this gentleman watch?v=QjhFlI6-ZBI

  • succesfull troll is succesfull!

  • I believe in the bible because it is written down....morron.

  • @Dacijo

    That is how all Christians think, you should know this by now lol!

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  • If our morals are defined by the Ten Commandments then why are we no more less morally corrupt than the ages that went before the bible? Plus history has shown some of the worst possible atrocities have been committed by people of a Judeo-Christian religious faith. its not that the Ten Commandments are wrong or that the world wouldn't be better without them, it's simply that we don't need them as our moral values are much deep seeded than that. Have faith in man not Dogma.

  • People who belief in God or Allah are morons, so keep your shit to your self and keep it there, if there is one God than it is George Carlin, so go fuck yourself and have a good 2011

  • Oh,and KKEEP YOUR STUPID RELIGION TO THYSELF!! XDDDDD

    You stupid moron..

  • Oh,and 'til you provide a real,accurate,reliable proof that that thing you call god does exist..Well,I don't get why should I care'bout those crappy commandments or the shitty book they appear in.Or think they're the truth in any sense.