How Europeans (probably) view the British

[redtihor1]

Anti-Europe Island Monkeys. LOL.

The way things are going in Europe right now, it's the best way to describe Englishmen.

[1GTX1]

NATO, Tony Blair

[ColegaBill]

More like "disposal of homeless citizens", "people, who really share black humor, even in highest politics" and maybe "prison of celtic brothers" for us old-school romantics. CZ

[TheEksiled]

the polish point of view is hillarious... nearly 10/10 ;P

[awesomesause229]

epic

[MrMagerit]

ajajaja es que me parto. muy bueno

[Sandhidi]

As Germans often fly to Spain for holidays, I can say that we think the same like the Spanish.

[Rutrend]

Damn,that map is true! Specially Spain view.

[thachanh1991]

1 thing only, British's always and forever a US's puppet!!!!

[jayc342009]

@thachanh1991 Are you stupid?

[thachanh1991]

@jayc342009 of couse not!!! The americans say "yes", the britains confirm it one again and keep say " yes". The americans say " we have to attack that country", the britains say " yes, you're right my bro. But if the americans say " we can't attack it', i challenge you that both of D.Cameron and the queen dare to order to attack that!!! Today, you should remember one thing: US's like a body and UK will be always a shadow! Sorry but it's TRUE!!

[ScreamingAtOwls]

So it's not that cute picture at the beginning? Shit, what.

[jontyboobs]

6 is wrong u commie cunt... they gave up because they wernt fukin gettin anywer... ira got most there muni of drugs and from AMERICA!! fukin american fundin terrorism??!!! funny after 9/11 they stoped sendin there muni... coz they c witpeople diein in ur city looks n feels like fukin retards.. dnt get involved wit dnt involve u

[Kosh998]

Hi from Ukraine! So, what do I think about UK...

1. You was a barbarians, united by Romans

2. You had a lot of wars and civil wars

3. You invented a stock market speculations

4. You build a large fleet and conquered America, Africa, and Asia

5. You killed most of native people and stole they resourses

6. Irish republican army kicked your ass and get independence

7. Hitler kicked you ass and you promised your colonys freedom for help in Second World War.

[sockschappercat]

@Kosh998

1. True

2. True

3. It wasn't completely our fault.

4. True

5. True

6. A truce was called between both sides.

7. Actually, We held them off pretty well. Many people escaped the cities and avoided the majority of the Blitz. When supplies from the US and other allies started appearing, it raised everyone's morale. The Empire was dissolved after WWII, mainly due to Franklin D Roosevelt.

Much of our history is not something to be proud of. We're not blindly patriotic, like Americans.

[Kosh998]

BTW you promise Palestin for the arabs, and for the jews in the same time . Now they are in constant wars because of you

8. Suddenly, you became a peacefull democratic state (51th state of America), and now helping them in they crusades, coz all muslims are bad

p.s. I like UK. I just don't like your history and policy. BTW in Ukraine you may find a several millions completly different points of view about the UK. But we all think, that you have a best university in the world =)

[wellsey89]

@Kosh998 Does the average Ukrainian know this much about British history? :D

Also, I wouldn't blame the conflict over Palestine entirely on the British. I think whatever decision was made at the time, there would still be conflict. As long as Jews and Arabs cannot learn to peacefully exist together, there will be conflict.

[Kosh998]

@wellsey89 Well, I think the average Ukrainian do not know about IRA, and will never guess, that the Palestin was a colony of UK, but we all know about British colonization of North America and British role in the Second World War. A lot of people in Ukraine may not heard about new scientific discovery, but we are very politicized nation. I think, that every nation will have a strong interest in politics, if they was deprived of their freedom of knowledge once in they history =)

[joc69uk32]

@Kosh998 it wasn't us who split palestine into jews and arabs, that was a resolution set up by the US

[YourgettinBombed]

OLIVER CROMWELL WAS A HERO 

[like2surf]

@YourgettinBombed He's basically Hitler to Irish people.

[YourgettinBombed]

@like2surf Im irish and cromwell is a hero he never killed civilans only soliders

[like2surf]

@YourgettinBombed I'm Irish too and I don't pretend to know anything about this piece of history, I'm not interested, so I'm not going to argue. I'm merely stating how he's viewed in Ireland which I'm sure you're well aware is unfavourably to say the least.

[YourgettinBombed]

@like2surf yea nobady likes him but everyone over here needs to stop moaning about lies , such as king billy , st patrick , cromwell etc lol

[JoeLever8]

I'm British and everything is true, except from the jobs part.

so it's pretty bad lol

[doctorwho3600]

you should have put inside scotland, "SOMEBODY TELL THEM TO LEAVE US ALONE".

[MWcrazyhorse]

@doctorwho3600 lol, I feel for you living with them on the same Island. I really do. Somebody needs to move them to Antarctica so they can bug some penguins.

[101metalmilisha]

there aint no jobs here! all the eastern european slave labourers have them!

[SmokerFace12]

Shit weed? dont buy the cheapest there is :O

[TOMCRUlSE]

Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, Jobs, sounds about right!

[HarnesX]

lol, You can't do well in the World without people hating you

[hpwolf123]

SatW depiction of Britain at the beginning?

WIN.

[MCullenHightopp]

I would just have to correct that Norwegians usually don't mind Britain - and don't imagine them with blond hair, so we don't have any problem with that. (Teens usually love it endlessly....)

Our "THEIR BLOND HAIR IS NOT REAL" is reserved for America. o3o

[valstar1000]

@MCullenHightopp Have ever been to America you presumptuous asshole?

[MCullenHightopp]

@valstar1000 Wow, chill! It's more of a joke than anything! (Didn't expect to get that much of a reaction out of that, honestly, I was just joking) No, I have never been to America, but many of my friends are American, and I know Americans much better than you think I do, and they're a nice bunch of people, 'kay?

[braddy000]

American bacon is horrible its like some sort of rasher shit in Britain a full English Breakfast now that is heaven.

[valstar1000]

@braddy000 Coming from a German boy who grew up in the US. Germany still has way better sausages, hot dogs and bangers are still good eatin but Germany has better street food too its hot tasty and inexpensive whereas fish and chips is like cooking a delicious fish without any spice and it usually is lukewarm and is rapped in newspaper.

[braddy000]

@valstar1000 That is a matter of opinion.

[Opecck]

I'm Ukrainian, many people I know there despise America, we would never be ANYTHING close to a state :P

[usterdboy]

@Opecck means he thinks Brittan is Americas 51st state idiot. no wounder we won the cold war.

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

That part about Iceland is probably right. Fuck you Gordon!!

[Eristof260]

"anti europe island" can also be what French think of england

[heha1309]

Love the Norwegian and Swedish comment :)

[OffWIthTheRain]

I don't see many Hungarians looking for jobs in the UK to be honest.

[schranztech]

What about Swiss?

[mellinedhel]

True story.

[arabsmash]

this doesnt make sense

[Magnificat83]

For Czechs there should be "Betrayed us in 1938"

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Their blonde hair isn't real. Hear, hear!

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

I hope this is how the Portuguese view us. That's how I view the Portuguese. Our oldest, and most valuable European ally.

[047Rui]

@IAmCaptainMarvel Yes its right,in this world we are the only ones who you can trust,whitout us no colonisation,no tea,no cafe,no napolean defeat etc.. :p best friends eva!!

[KikiGlasni98]

Yes, we Balkans know for Britain, but we dont like Britain ;)

[stpb123ify]

@KikiGlasni98 Well, fuck off back to the Balkans.

[Ivan6235]

you wrote NATO at Serbia,Serbia is not part of NATO *____*

[AlexGoldhill]

@Ivan6235 I think it means that Serbians tend to view the UK as part of NATO

[valio0524]

you are wrong about bulgaria we have the same view as the spanish

[Drac441]

Indeed, thats how majority of polish view UK :D

also i really dont think that there is town in europe that has above 70k population and doesnt have turkish kebab in it :D

[Schaezen]

You're absolutely right about the shitty beers, that's all I can say

[lolnus]

no jobs in sweden ? all polacks and estonians and latvian ppl go work there ppl from hunary tooo

[Mindaugas7100]

@lolnus There is no such country as Hunary, maybe Hungary?

[lolnus]

@Mindaugas7100 what do you think einstein

[drag0nfis7]

Yea, why do britts color their hair blonde? The only good blonde is the natural one (like the ones most of us Nords have)

[Wrongstatementsclear]

Hey , I live in Austria and theres nothing there about Austria ! .... This sucks ...

[RecklessTornado]

Americans probably view them as: TEA SIPPERS!

[luckyStrike89ru]

britain is not that great.....

[The1stPoster]

@luckyStrike89ru says a yank lol

[hamnet99]

The Belgians think we Shit Bees? Am I reading that right? What does that even mean, we have bad honey? lol

[Eddsaysftw]

Yeah well sorry if were not fucking perfect, next time don't expect any jobs!!

[titanicboyo]

Britian is the awesomest country in the world

[jamexxxxxxxx]

jobs and education for lithuania

[Clay123metz]

I see what you're doing... now bugger off :D

[GregDarkness]

you all have to know kebab is made by CAMMEL meat, now seriously who can eat this shit? it is not even good for dogfood

[voodooo88]

@GregDarkness camel?LOL where the hell did u get that from?

No, Its made of LAMB meat and total number of outlets in Germany have a combined turnover higher than that of McDonalds, Burger King and Wienerwald, the German sausage vendor, put together.

[GregDarkness]

@voodooo88 well it seems you havent tryed their traditional yet it seems they only make it in turkey rolf

[wellsey89]

@GregDarkness well, technically Kebab can be made with any meat. you could make a snake kebab if you wanted to.

[aporia82]

@GregDarkness kebab is not made by camel because there are no camels in turkey. it's made by regular beef.

[davidgibbs881]

@aporia82 most kebabs are actually lamb although you can make a kebab with any meat.

[DrVonTennla]

@aporia82 pork beef you mean?

[LPKoki]

@GregDarkness

then you dont iven taste kebab its wonderful!!

The only british food i like is baked beans !!

[xXAnO0n1MXx]

@GregDarkness no bro , every kebab is diferent :D but all of them are good

[bigturk74]

@GregDarkness Actually it is usually made from lamb or sometimes beef. I have never seen kebab made with camel meat

[carmonaPBC562]

LOL good place to open a kebab shop.

[voodooo88]

Nobody thinks they have a good sense of humour? Strange..i do.

But no thanks , i dont wanna open a kebab shop there :D ...too rainy/hazy and cold for me .

[WhiteLilystar]

Their blonde hair IS NOT REAL! *dramatic* XD

[SoulGamesInc]

Same person that did the Londoner one now that i look lol ^^

Love the videos :)

[SoulGamesInc]

Ahh chill you lot, its all in good fun...

Im British and i find it kind of funny, less so because i just came from a more fun video about Londoners view on Europe, but its still funny :)

[thatguywiththeegg]

Just like on int.

[cr4yv3n]

rofl "anti Europe island monkeys" - so true hahaha

[StellandBlood]

This video is quite accurate.

Congratulations mr.wellsey.

[rakusko33]

the austrian and the swiss dont think anything about the british ;)

[jdhfudh]

hahaha this is funny mate. ''jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs'' and thats true, us (the portuguese) and the english have the oldest alliance still 'active'. it doesnt mean much nowadays, its not like we're going to wipe your arses or the other way round but its still nice hehe

[heyula07]

@mfcv00

hey they didnt invade turkey. But they tried.

[kromaggo2pl]

what the morons writing comments?? it's how Europe see UK not how UK see Europe... r u Americans who write those retarded comments?

[sontag21]

Funny. It's true, in Italy we have no idea of what "spaghetti Bolognese" is

[Gintare7]

I AM REALLY SAD TO SAY THIS BUT THIS IS CORRECT!!!

[wellsey89]

@mfcv00 Did we invade Turkey? lol, we invaded so many countries, I lost track of them all. But since you're so nice to us, you're welcome to open a kebab shop here :)

[heyula07]

typical english wo thinks his shit smells better than the rest.

[FuckMeImUnknown]

I think it's pretty accurate actually.

[Insperato62]

Read the title properly.Over each country is written how THEY view us British e.g. Spain thinks of us as drunken tourists, the Baltic States think of Britain as a Job Centre, Scandinavia laughs at the dark roots of our blondes, the Turks want to come to open another kebab shop etc.It's funny (English ability to laugh at self) but only sad if you're not informed.We eat roastbeef but taught Napoleon's army to play football & cook steaks.And I'll be an island monkey if it bemuses the Germans.

[52111centrumcz]

@Insperato62

Actually CZ ought to have "sold us out on the cheap in '38 and after the war wanted our gold reserves to pay for equipment our volunteer soldiers were shot up in the war" "pathetic beer" "snotty stag party drunks" "hollering hooligans" and THEN "jobs"

[paddyoshea55]

ahh yes, remember that time oliver cromwell came over and burned the country down and killed well over a million people? sound lads

[JWCFiveOhThrird]

Why would Ukraine be the 51st State of America?

[moptim]

@JWCFiveOhThrird Nay, Ukrainians (are thought to) consider Britain the 51st State of America according to this. :P

[FRA65]

Polite, stylish, bad weather, very bad teeth, don't mention the food

[MisterMWest]

Lmao.

Most of my Nordic friends actually like the English.

Brothers in Germanic relations.

[annahpanna]

hahaha<3

[ExpressiveBeats]

lol "food sucks as bad as ours"

[CyberVirus549]

YEA!! what mfcv00 said

[CyberVirus549]

hmph if it wasnt for us hitler would have toasted you all just something to consider

[andypetkov]

i think FAGS !

[CroPETROforever]

nowone likes BRITS... they are the scum of the planet not just the europe.

[meowingwool]

@CroPETROforever brits ain't a counrty mate t'start with.

[ExpressiveBeats]

@CroPETROforever lol ur from Croatia nuff said nobody even notices that u even exist... btw if the uk is so bad why does everyone immagrate here? were a much richer than u and u cant say u hate the people from the uk because people here are from different parts of europe

[CroPETROforever]

@ExpressiveBeats at least I will have my own nation in next 50 years, and your nations for 50 years will be arabs mixed with pakistanians, nigerians + gypsies... good luck, you didn't deserved much better :)

[ExpressiveBeats]

@CroPETROforever no actually it will just have lots of cultures and different races unlike ur country which is a good thing...

[CroPETROforever]

@ExpressiveBeats it's not good thing, multiculturalism is bullshit and fairytale... UTOPIA.

[johnsmith4442]

@CroPETROforever typical jealous tinpot croatian..the UK is wonderful just look at all the great music,tv,movies,comedy,sport that comes from britian..wtf comes out of croatia other than trains..

[schranztech]

What about Swiss ppl??

[Synthiotics]

because this makes no sense at all..

[Synthiotics]

uh, shouldn't that be how the british see europe? duuuh derp?

[wellsey89]

@Synthiotics no.

[rowingisgeil]

@Synthiotics Dumbass!

[GRkillers]

moareu money plz????? i think you are an idiot monkey

[horsefucker1680]

You suck. And you are really arrogant. I'd smack a british if I see one because of you. No one likes being talked down to. In prison, I'd make you my bitch for that. I bet you're a real pussy in real life.

Ass wipe.

[wellsey89]

@horsefucker1680 we have an internet tough guy here. do you always go around the internet pretending to be tough?

[oiReWiin]

@horsefucker1680 i bet you're the pussy so that's why you have to talk big on youtube

[p34cekeeper]

@oiReWiin

Am I the only person who, besides laughing at the internet badassery, also finds the name 'horsefucker' pretty fucking funny?

[oiReWiin]

@p34cekeeper i find it more strange

[BoxingMan1231]

@horsefucker1680 Soooo.... you would smack me because i believe in World peace?

[chockondick1]

@horsefucker1680 Yeah come to Glasgow mate, see how long you'd last.

[horsefucker1680]

@chockondick1 Ajajaja! I'm from Sofia. The toughest city in the EU.

[chockondick1]

@horsefucker1680 Then you should be fine, come on over.

[horsefucker1680]

@chockondick1 Why don't you come here?

[chockondick1]

@horsefucker1680 Because i'm not trying to prove to people on the internet how tough i am.

[horsefucker1680]

@chockondick1 Ahahaha! OK, Tough guy. You're not trying ;).

[CrapTurret94]

@horsefucker1680 Horsefucker1680 - the name says it all.

[evildeathmonkey1]

@eunoway The ones that come in big orange tubes(easy jet aircraft) do.. well, not miss-behave necessarily. But Amsterdam can be a bit, shall we say, overwhelming ;) But truth be told, when I visited London the British were very kind and polite to me. Especially your police-officers, I was impressed by that.

[evildeathmonkey1]

@eunoway no.. why?

[raiserofdoom]

i gotto admit that i do find your beer shitty :p ( my own taste ofc ).

[moptim]

@eunoway Whoa, never been in a brit pub so that might explain :P but that was just my picture of what the British pubs are like! Now it's updated. :P

[moptim]

Whoa.. Greets from Finland. I don't give a f... what Silvio Berlusconi calls our cuisine (as anything I cook is far below any standards :D) but what comes to my mind of Britain and the British is.. well, conservative folks drinking tea at 5pm and some pubs that should be chilly and all nice. And Scots.. well, as far as I know they are drunkards (worse than Finns or Russians?) and eat VERY unhealthy :P

And the Welsh speak a weird language that nobody sane can understand, afaik.

[Alphaman7100]

Nobody is saying we must flood African countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood Asian countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural. Nobody is saying we must flood Muslim countries with mass immigration to make them more multicultural.

Multiculturalism and mass immigration into White countries and ONLY White countries is GENOCIDE.

Anti racism is a code word for anti White.

[moptim]

@Alphaman7100 We don't HAVE TO emigrate. We don't have war, famine or anything like that. If Africa was prosperous and Europe was full of misery and despair, there would be massive immigration to Africa. And they would cry that the f---ing white people immigrate into their precious lands by masses. Or would we just stay here and watch ourselves to die in starvation and disease? Think about it.

[S4Ld1rg4nP1sK0p4t]

Turkey supported georgians with foods when russia invade them and this is how to to thank turks ? your a racist, nato should let russians own georgia next time

[WarmthNess]

Lol Pakistan " Jobs " LOLOLOL

[allovdem]

@WarmthNess Where do you see Pakistan? This is a map of Europe.

[WarmthNess]

@allovdem Well im sorry, I didn't read the title. I meant to say Hungary Czech Rep etc... Happy Now?

[MRbArAk991]

well it's a better map then the Americans would make of it, they think that Europe is a country and Russia is the capital ...

[bosaap10]

@MRbArAk991 not every american, thats strereo typing. thats the same as saying every muslim is a terrorist (now i bliev many are but ervey1? NO). besides that. Do you know all the states in the US by name? keep in mind they have to know their own 56 states first and then need to learn the other parts from the world.

[0Russia0]

In Russia, too, believe that this island is probably 51 states of America.

[1916dan1798]

Actually in Ireland we remember the more recent atrocities as opposed to Oliver Cromwell :)

[martig1000]

Did not help in 1939

bad bad bad :)

[UBoot102]

"Didn't help in 1939"

And in 1920 and 1944 too ;-)

[drage1862]

Who gives a flying f**k what they think, Bothered !

[AaronThrashingMad]

And in Wales we think "oppressive bastards, let us go."

[nmgscp]

The description about how Portuguese view the British is fine, but they view them a bit more like the Spaniards do.