I look like a pedophile

[jessskify]

best intro ever

[Nicolemariexoxo455]

youuurr a cutie;*

[subzer76]

pedo

[Americanluvunit]

You look like a Muslim. Takbeer. Mmmm....Beer.

[SirAtticus1]

now tell us whats in yer trunk..lol

[xxxlife187xxx]

XD ! ...yo mama got a huge dick. roflmao. fuck i knew it was gonna be hilarious! HAHAHA

[MAXimumOverd0se]

Funny Stuff man

[TheStok45]

LOL

[dounut852]

you remind me of my cousin and he is funny but your funnier

[xLionBoSS]

dude..

you're awesome lol

[WyldFire777]

1:18 - 1:45 Fucking gold.

[coldSINCE1993]

lmao sometimes when i pee i dont shake well and i dribble in my pants so true

[TheMasterRCH]

LMFAO so true i hate the constant people who send so amny of the messages asking me to check out their videos it's sooooo annoying O_O!

[bijm007]

LMFAO I love the lame reasons. LOL

[parkslopemo]

SNORE

[Gile2388]

lol funny hey maybe you we should do a skit together

[KiSsKisS1106]

Okay I stopped by lol.

[HOBOCTZARANDCO]

This video should be flagged for extreme homo content !

[pixiewilson42]

Actually dear I'm English+we are responsible for the English vernacular..go check that one out man..anger issues..Hmmm I'm not angry honey I just dislike ignorant dickheads who are guilty of verbal diorhea,,,go+deal with your personal hygeine issues,,lol,bye bye

[coolhand12gauge]

ever notice when somebody says that their balls itch, yours like, 'hey mine itch too'

whats up with that

[pixiewilson42]

actually the word is spelt paedophile...sadly Americans cannot spell...this video was sent to me....it was the most boring 4 mins off my life,I suggest you get an education+get some male grooming too..idiot

[captainfury2007]

@pixiewilson42

Did you try looking it up? Because I did, and I spelled it right. Maybe you should talk to someone about your anger issues?

[ThaPhoenix1]

@captainfury2007 Love you!! But we spell it paedophile over here in the UK - maybe that's the confusion? Americans spell it a lot of words differently, so...

xox

[captainfury2007]

@ThaPhoenix1 I know, lol thanks. I was just trying to make him more mad I guess... XD

[gnorty]

@captainfury2007 when you call your language "American" then I guess you can spell how you like. While you call it "English" then you really should spell it the English way. Is that hard to undertsand?



[TheRealmOfPain]

@ThaPhoenix1 it's pedophile. it's coming from a greek word 'Πεδοφιλία'

[higingbotham]

@pixiewilson42

Kill yourself. ASAP.

[BeefotronX]

@pixiewilson42 Just exactly how much is the difference between American English and English English made the centre of intellectual wanking over where you live?

Oops, my spellchecker says I spelled 'center' wrong.

[scuzzychubs]

@pixiewilson42 tbh i go american over british anyday

[kcmet79]

@pixiewilson42 ZOMG ITZ THE GRAMMMER POLISCE! MY HERO,,

[ReallyLav]

@pixiewilson42 Dumb shit.

[jcap387]

Nice work, Captain.

[kemey1494]

I always rated everyone five stars no matter what because I figured there were others who were rating the video one star no matter what and I was just trying to keep it balanced. XD

[pMLbAnD1994]

this is awesome

[942ShadoW942]

DcSportsNutts: Or maybe you're just jealous that you've been vlogging since the stoneage and still you get about 30 views on each video for chatting random shit which no one cares about.

P.S. I like the 5 comments on your profile, you will be famous... Never. Nuthead, get slapped.

captainfury: You rawk man! <3

[CsWo7]

@942ShadoW942 STICK IT TO THE MAN

[kotraquin]

nice to see ya back Capt Fury

[DcSportsNutts]

You're a fucking moron. I'm reporting you to you tube for being uneducated

[dakingg230]

your videos are awesome. who cares what people say.

[IIIArrow711]

i always tell people to rate one star and leave racist comments lololol

[AVENGERX2K]

seems like you have some pent up anger issues so stop makin excuses get the camera out your arse and make a cool vid i know you can as i like all your other vids for some reason your funny as hell when you have issues

[jimithing314]

try a maxi pad for your camera

[RockBandBonJovi]

lol your cool

[MyCatWatchesMe]

Ha ha - I know exactly what you mean! That's why I made the vid 'What the World Needs Now' - it's about sub-beggars. Spoof!

I was wondering what you'd come up with next. You so make me laugh :). Love your lame reasons, but none of them are lame - if ya don't feel it, ya don't do it!

Sorry about the hate mail!!! ???  I like you!

[MrPilki02]

Captain do not change that picture its the best on youtube

[fehquig]

But I like my videos to trail off...

[killert769]

@elanavital u can stfu about people who record themselves playing video games since I am one of them..our gaming community massive and obviously we want to share our experiences with others

[1129mdw]

@killert769 aggressive.

[killert769]

@1129mdw GOMS

Get

Off

My

Sack :)

[ElanaVital83]

LOL I hate those vids of people playing video games.

[foundonline]

***** Five stars!

Um. Oh. yeah. Right... :/

[evilmonkey891]

LMAO nice ending

[WyldFire777]

Speaking of the 5-star rating system, they scraped it... today... if you haven't noticed. I guess YouTube didn't think people were smart enough to pick one out of 5 options. They had to narrow it down to two - like or dislike. -_____- lol, what do you think?

[theshisnit2000]

i have watched a few vids but have not seen this man anywhere but his car not a bad prop but....

its kinda wierd

[codylewis94]

new video..nice

[hmpnowheeldrive]

you forgot to say : had to much sand in my Va - jay!

[STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE]

been too busy grooming your beard and fighting the birds living in it.

[Kaacee71]

1:19 Cheese butt is the WORST...Giggles.

[2MuChDeAn]

club foot was one of my excuses, too.

[2DollarBOB]

DAMN IT CAPTAIN no excuses for you!!!! We missed your VIDEOS DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

[420THECRYPTKEEPER]

thanks for the new video

and thats just it

at this point its cool just seein a new vid

and I wish you well with that ingrown asshair

[lowell191]

glad you're back captain. ingrown butt hairs is a good excuse. 4 stars.

[PerfectlyImperfecto]

Where the hell have you been!!!!! OMG!!!!

[Darkcurse101]

when u said that i was like .. is this shit funny, but a second later, i couldnt stop laughing. very funny. We are all awaiting your return :)

[LuckyStrike502]

My balls are itchy, too. It's hard to make a video with itchy balls isn't it?

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

sorry your boys are itchy.

[Skaramine]

FIVE STARZ!!! COME SEE MY HOT NEW SEXY VIDEO!

just kiddin', I haven't thrown my doughy face up on the 'tube in a while either.

As for people callin' you a pedo, they'll do that anyway. To the dimwits, they think it's a great joke. Fuggin' asshats.

[zebidee55]

You forgot to say you had sand in your vagina...

[JJwalkers12]

Yeah, other than someone who goes around looking for peoples miss spellings online...

[ActionJacksonable]

im glad to see youve made another rant:D

[KevinLieber]

I never understood the "rate five stars for cereal box" crap either. I've always found it distracting and obnoxious.

Also, I never thought you looked like a pedophile in your profile pic until you mentioned it....and now it's all I can think of when I see it....

[itsBABYSMITH]

QUICK...maybe i have enough time to save a screen shot of your profile pic, laminate it, frame it and lovingly place it on my night stand....right alongside all the other screen shots of you.

[schmumpkin]

My club foot and I thank you for this video. :)

The five stars are from me, on behalf of Jerry's kids.

[Bloody5451]

i have nothing to say, just bitching around here to count as a vote....

[kel2corkey]

Firm but far bud.

[SimplyMelissa101]

Um. I still have stars and no like or dislike.. what gives?

[xXpepsimaxXx]

Yes same, are you on internet explorer?

[kenrg]

I don't know - I think your profile shot is kind of hot.

Who told you 'bout my mama?

[schimdo]

Haha! very nice rant! loved it. Here is the problem though! we need some more military stories or some of your crazy stories in general. Or even something like the video where you are haha holding a shovel telling us you are not gay b.c. you eat strawberry ice cream! your videos rock though and i was getting ready to ask you where you have been. good to see still care about us :)

[laxdnumber3]

lol, cuz my pee dribled in my pants cuz i didnt shake good enough. LOL

[Pipistrello]

I feel your pain mah brutha. I get those damn messages every day. I actually watch them, but ONE condition, if I'm not entertained, if they don't make me lol, I block the sender. It's a great little roll of the dice. Screw haters btw. I used to hate "rate comment subscribe" too, but sadly, it works. I caved. It's just a reminder. Some of these folks need to be reminded not to look up too long in the rain. :)

[PappyStu]

I should come beat your ass for talking about my mother that way but I'll give you five effing stars instead...

BTW I like your geeky picture...

[NBMonkey]

Gee thanks alot .. there goes my 'Grilled Cheeze Samich' video idea. Yes I know I spelled 'cheese' with a Z, I meant to, I was going for 5*

[1THETRUTH10]

Loving your work dude:D

[Gimmeabreakman]

Five stars for assholes! WOOT!

[6621790]

please dont change the pic its awsome and funny as hell with the free sex above it with an arrow pointing down

[Ranblv]

For me its either 5 stars if you OK and up, and 1 star if you are a racist/hater etc'

[Neboh420]

LMFAO HAHAHAH the excuses to why you havent made a video ina while is FUCKING HILARIOUS !!!!

[Blinkazoid]

Certainly sounds like valid reasons not to make a video to me:)

[sunsetlover]

Missed ya shithead

[Bl4zz3r]

Change your picture? Are you fuckin nuts? I did not expect CaptainFury2007 to bow down to pressure ;)

[BEBAH205]

OMG! Dude, you make me laugh, even when your not trying!! hhahaha, I still watch the time you craped your pants video! haha, Love it! I MISSED YOU MAN!! THANK GOD THE CAPTAIN IS BACK!!

[ChristopherMast]

ur profil pichur is ghey and u shud die coz itz gay

By the way... my dad's name was Dick. No lie.

[Gimmeabreakman]

heh, heh. Dick.

[SlyClay117]

Excellent critique of the general idiocy one typically finds in your YouTube inbox. I wish you the best, Captain.

[ralfonzo83]

you really shouldn´t give a shit about what people say. that´s not the captainfury i know. love your profile pic.

[walkingfreak]

You defintaly got the american health care system my captain fury that has to make you pissed or good

[MadBadVoodo]

I always give you five stars even when you suck... :)

★★★★★

[lol666]

no no no

anal dosen't count

[captainfury2007]

@lol666 LOL okay.

[dolfsvlog]

HOLY SHIT! THANK GOD CAPTAINFURY IS BACK!! D:

sorry about ur itchy balls, though ._.

[captainfury2007]

@dolfsvlog LOL Thanks man.

[steveincairo]

Haters gonna hate. Didn't you make a video about haters?

[captainfury2007]

@steveincairo Fo sho. I did a couple about haters.

[LisaJMoore]

You are a naughty boy.....

I liked your thumbnail....

[captainfury2007]

@LisaJMoore I did too. but its time to move on I think.

[benzone50]

Nice blabbering on. Good to see you again on the interwebs.

[captainfury2007]

@benzone50 Thanks!

[JimmerSD]

Wait, wait I need to get a pen. All these excuses are the best.

[captainfury2007]

@JimmerSD Cleft lip works great.

[OhCurt]

Please don't fuck my grilled cheese sandwich.

[captainfury2007]

@OhCurt Fuck yo grill cheese honky.

[Iwatchotfuzz]

very true :P

[captainfury2007]

@Iwatchotfuzz LOL thanks!

[Maximusmadrica]

The title made me blow corn out of my butt.

[captainfury2007]

@Maximusmadrica Wow, uh thanks? I think?

[Maximusmadrica]

I blame the grilled cheese.

[donkeychewingacan]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha fuckin funniest ever dude!!!

[captainfury2007]

@donkeychewingacan Thanks!

[aplo8]

first view first comment? :)

[captainfury2007]

@aplo8 Thanks!