i got sent out of class today in math because i said "thats what she said". then my teacher asked why do i keep "doing it", and i said thats what she said and now i get detention
lmao. my little sister is in friggin 3rd grade and every time her friends come over, they keep saying "that's what she said" and i'm like thinking "HOW THE H*** DO THEY KNOW THAT JOKE?!?!?!?"
@mikurulove10 What? You mean it isn't *shot* in Scranton? It most definitely does take place in Scranton though. It's the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin.
@OptimusPrimeribs The OPENING takes place in Scranton. Oh, gee, I can't even *imagine* Steve Carell in Scranton. I used to live in Scranton, so I know what kind of people live there. And none of them are celebrities.
@mikurulove10 Ah, I think you mean the opening shots of Scranton are of the real Scranton but other scenes are shot elsewhere. How was it when you lived there? I'm from the Bay Area, CA.
I don't think that's all of them though - I vaguely recall a scene where the company was out on picnic or whatever and Michel was getting upset, because the others were using his "that's what she said" joke.
One of my favorite ones is at 2:13 just because of the way he says it and the last one is also really funny. Its not on here but the squeaks when you bang it is another funny one.
- You already did me - My mother is coming... (my fav :/) - Why did you get it so big? - I cant stay on top of you 24/7! - Why is this so hard? - I need two men on this -Can you make that straighter... (you should put your mouth on that) -You were directly under her the entire time? - Come again? - You are hardly my first -Force it in as hard as you can tired :( lmaaaaaaoooo!!! Love you Scotty <3
@purdisrise Because obviously there is no such comment at the "top comments" section yet, and you are absolutely not yet another far too unsubtle thumbs whore who can't come up with something original!
@cilibinarii Sorry but you are obviously wrong. I know there is a similar post at the "top comments" section and this reminded of the event for which my previous comment was based upon. I can assume that you will probably not believe me but you could check my phones notes, dated the 22nd March, where I recorded the aforementioned event so not to forget such a humours occurrence in what was another average, dull and monotonous day in school life.
me and this girl were play fighting in school and she said stop hugo and i said THATS WHAT SHE SAID but i kept on going lmao..... this show is so fukn funny!!!!!
Either he's joking or he really doesn't know. If not, you have not experienced life to the fullest if you don't know what that's what she said means. haha.
@1969Mets1986WS it refers to what a girl would say before/during/after sex. per example, somebody says: wow, that thing is much smaller then i'd expect.. and then somebody would reply with: that's what she said.
He says, "you always left me satisfied and smiling" Michael replies with, "that's what she said" It's supposed to be perverted. Like, when Pam says, my mother is coming. He takes it as....my mother is cumming. Lol.....
@1969Mets1986WS its supposed to be something that can be said in a sexual situation as well as how its actually being used in the context of the scene
3:49 the best thats what she said moment
heyhey54345 8 months ago
"Delivered all wrong but, yeah, that's what she said." xD
Skileeton 8 months ago
It squeaks when you bang it, that's what she said. :)
msgirzimbabe3 8 months ago
The best ones are when he just throws it into the middle of a sentence.
ClemsonFan46 8 months ago
Missing Pam's from season 5. When she's working in Corporate at NYC. She says it over the bluetooth.
k9platnum68 8 months ago
i got a detention today because in my algebra class my teacher said "it gets harder as it goes" then i replied "thats what she said"
wingo0pandas 8 months ago
@wingo0pandas retard
TheDarkHavok 8 months ago
@TheDarkHavok jeez someone doesnt have a sense of humor.
wingo0pandas 8 months ago
It's so hard to make a perfect one....... That's what she said
bigbummer64 8 months ago
(my friend talking about his pen) "one busted in my pocket yesterday" one of my best that's what she saids ever..i love steve carrell :)
spaciimenya 8 months ago
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k9platnum68 8 months ago
Don't... don't you dare
smeltedcheese 8 months ago 4
the person who wrote this line should be rich!
saywatmbee11 8 months ago
what if it "thats what he said"
i cant believe this world got caught up in this! its sooo funny!
saywatmbee11 8 months ago
I dont get it
GossipGirlMegX 8 months ago
HE IS THE BEST! *thats what she said* Only he would do that in a meeting. *thats what she said* I actualy want more *thats what she said* ;)
aangfangirl 9 months ago
the 'dont u dare' part just made my day ;p
canadiangirl125 9 months ago
@canadiangirl125 lmaooo yeaaa that was jokessss
SundinOwnsYou 9 months ago
@SundinOwnsYou trueee.....still laughing bout it now...my dad used tht joke on me and i end up saying 'dont u dare' the same michael said it ;p
canadiangirl125 9 months ago
friend: "don't squirt that at my face!" me: "that's what she said!" XD
thx michael scott for the good times :)
canadiangirl125 9 months ago
This video is long and satisfying...
anthonyblyth87 9 months ago
@anthonyblyth87 lol thats what she said XD but its tru tho ;p
canadiangirl125 9 months ago
1:14 = why steve carrell is great.
cwillett21 9 months ago
Thats what she said
D7mee010 9 months ago
1:12 is the best
pepe220987 9 months ago
@pepe220987 that's what she said..
PatrikLarssonRang 9 months ago
@ fiiip 1991 the pretzel day episode
XLaxXMonstaX 9 months ago
i got sent out of class today in math because i said "thats what she said". then my teacher asked why do i keep "doing it", and i said thats what she said and now i get detention
undertaker1029 9 months ago 3
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I meant: "4:15 What episode is it from? I watched whole thing up to date and I don't really recall this scene..." sory
fiiip1991 9 months ago
4:11 What episode is it from? I watched whole thing up to date and I don't really recall this scene...
fiiip1991 9 months ago
what season and episode is at 3:41?
moosemuncher 9 months ago
@moosemuncher It's from "Dinner Party," Season 4, Ep. 13 (thanks Wikipedia!).
JosephCurrency 9 months ago
THIS ISN'T THE OFFICE. THIS IS THE STEVE CARRELL SHOW.
BootyFister 9 months ago
" I need 2 men on this that's what she said no time but she did NO TIME!!!!!"
inmaree 9 months ago
2:15 I love the way he says it lol.
Rayquaza1090 9 months ago
I still don't get the joke...
xXAngelaLoveXx 9 months ago
What season and episode is the "that's what she said"???
Mellemsmith45 9 months ago
That is indeed what the female individual stated while we we're making conversation.
NinjaOwenFTW 9 months ago
omg stanley cracked a funny!?! lmao!
pianoforte1776 9 months ago
'as the actress said ti the bishop!' yeah.. omg facts mothereffer
BoHoVsGolf 9 months ago 4
@BoHoVsGolf ...holy fudge, somebody else knows that too, props to you!
alexandreH100 9 months ago 13
his look at 1:15
pleasebejabberwocky 9 months ago
1:28
edsherojay23 9 months ago
I need two men on this.
That's what she said.
NO TIME! -but she did. NO TIME!!!
Corcyra1950 9 months ago
the delivery is all wrong, you're butchering it
allenpoe 9 months ago
thats wat she said dont you dare
zacht444 9 months ago
1:29 LOL!
krantenwijk2 9 months ago
The last one was the best
no0neX 9 months ago
my mother is comming... THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Stalky24 9 months ago
who ever doesnt like this video doesnt get any. Thats what she said
redacer5 9 months ago
best thats what she said joke
DBZnetwork 9 months ago
3:50 "well your hardly my first"..."THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!"
hahahahaaa ohhh this show is amazing
TKDmidgit 9 months ago 3
*repeats a line from the video*
AnnaApocalyps 9 months ago 2
At 0:12 what episode is this?!?
cheaplinerider 9 months ago
@cheaplinerider Season 2 Episode 2 Sexual Harassment
trueblue360 9 months ago
1:28
LOL
BlackDynamiteNYC 9 months ago
lmao. my little sister is in friggin 3rd grade and every time her friends come over, they keep saying "that's what she said" and i'm like thinking "HOW THE H*** DO THEY KNOW THAT JOKE?!?!?!?"
KajsaLisaOlsson1 9 months ago
@KajsaLisaOlsson1 kids of today know a helluva lot more than US! lol
WingOfDarkness92 9 months ago
They didn't out in the once.. That's why he said, right? Cause gay ..LOL
Seabearful 9 months ago
LUV The Office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diequinox 9 months ago
Grapes, seductive LOL!!!!!!!!!
XxXRammsteinxRoXxXxX 9 months ago
reminds me of the channel 11 ad
natp14 9 months ago
"no, no i need two men on this! that's what she said. no time. but she did, NO TIME!"
StraightBeast88 9 months ago
are these eps that he says it in?
bryanJr8 9 months ago
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ICECAPP09 9 months ago
"They taste so good in my mouth"
"That's what she said"
*ROFL*
Zbynek9 9 months ago
you already DID me
jim miming michael: thats what she said
Thehoboestiffy 9 months ago
grapes seductive
thegarginator 9 months ago
I love how The Office actually takes place nowhere NEAR Scranton. There are absolutely no celebrities anywhere near Scranton
mikurulove10 9 months ago
@mikurulove10 What? You mean it isn't *shot* in Scranton? It most definitely does take place in Scranton though. It's the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin.
OptimusPrimeribs 9 months ago
@OptimusPrimeribs The OPENING takes place in Scranton. Oh, gee, I can't even *imagine* Steve Carell in Scranton. I used to live in Scranton, so I know what kind of people live there. And none of them are celebrities.
mikurulove10 9 months ago
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OptimusPrimeribs 9 months ago
@mikurulove10 Ah, I think you mean the opening shots of Scranton are of the real Scranton but other scenes are shot elsewhere. How was it when you lived there? I'm from the Bay Area, CA.
OptimusPrimeribs 9 months ago
"she already did me"
thats what she said
MadRopes 9 months ago
I'm watching this in my own office... laughed like hell XDDD
Juggernaughty824 9 months ago
@Ml24jg that's what she said!!!!!
MaladroitMony 9 months ago
Your already did me -that's what she said
MaladroitMony 9 months ago
your hardly my 1st !
THATS WHAT SHE SAID ! :P
tobinbryan 9 months ago 2
One of the only times we see Stanley and Micheal actually getting along. Best moment. LOL
768sonic 9 months ago
the last thing michael said was "thats what she said"
coping with michael leaving was the hardest thing ever did
"thats what she said"
wingo0pandas 9 months ago 50
@wingo0pandas
at least he left us satisfied and smiling
*stiffles with laughter*
greenmatrix151023387 9 months ago
the last one with Stanley was hilarious haha
DonCorleone87 9 months ago 2
I loved it....that's what's she said!
SneakerEd 9 months ago
@1:30 -- Don't you dare...
:)
MehrunesDaagon 9 months ago
@MehrunesDaagon That's what she said
arturayala 9 months ago
3:17 "come again? that's what she said"
loosecanon4 9 months ago
Last one was the best. :)
ml24jg 9 months ago
dont;;;;;;;;;;dont you dare;;;
hunterdownn 9 months ago
2:00 is the best! hahaha
ngb163 9 months ago
What about Phyllis: " that was the only gavel I could find" Michael: " it squeeks when you bang it, thats what she says "
pacg32 9 months ago
goodbye michael :''((((
Lewis2145 9 months ago
1:00 Best that what she said ever
MmmCouchPotato 9 months ago
"That's what He said..... right guys, because of gay?"
LakerGold24 9 months ago
1:15 is great, he doesn;t even need to say it
MSCCanada 9 months ago
LOL! XD
squirrelmonsta932 9 months ago
lmao at welcome new user
mattc4321 9 months ago
1:33 is my favorite part,
Michael- you need to think about it long and hard
Dwight- Thats what she said
Michael- Dont you dare
AndJustice4All52 9 months ago 2
this is a long vid
pokebrian17 9 months ago
"I want you to think about it long and hard..."
"That's what she said."
"oh....don't you dare."
gold.
shadaxsolstice 9 months ago
@INSULTINGKLOWN ...what is this, I don't understand how people don't know what that's what she said is
alexandreH100 9 months ago
@XxTidusnYunaxX great you jinxed it....
iluvdrakeandjosh 9 months ago
@XxTidusnYunaxX This has been up for at least two years, I doubt it'll be taken down.
alexandreH100 9 months ago
you need to make a new updated one form the ones after you made this vid. :D
Xeodox 9 months ago
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I thought it would have been longer...
GarnetBering93 10 months ago
@GarnetBering93 that's what she said.....
BTVSGWJLHSMG 9 months ago
I don't think that's all of them though - I vaguely recall a scene where the company was out on picnic or whatever and Michel was getting upset, because the others were using his "that's what she said" joke.
AndrisStafeckis456 10 months ago
"Move to strike from the record (2:52-3:04)."
1min2midnite 10 months ago
that's my joke, damnit dwight!
take9pick 10 months ago 74
"can you make it straight"? "thats what she said" hahahahaha
R3ALM3NOFG3NIUS 10 months ago
I love how he attempts to fight the urge to say "that's what she said"
PastaForPookey 10 months ago
Stanley's one made me laugh the hardest
liamiscooler 10 months ago
Who is this 'she' everyone is talking about :)
TwistedTeddyBears 10 months ago
One of my favorite ones is at 2:13 just because of the way he says it and the last one is also really funny. Its not on here but the squeaks when you bang it is another funny one.
l3ubba22 10 months ago
I can't believe michael's gone
jaffey2006 10 months ago
Danceallnightbabe 10 months ago
Michael scott will be missed
ime239 10 months ago
Soooo Long and hard.
ASoftGuys 10 months ago
@ASoftGuys That's what she said.
PforPZ 9 months ago
Me and my friends throwing a ball about in class
Teacher: Can you stop throwing the ball?
Me: Miss don't worry I've got safe hands
Teacher: I'm not worried about the hands I'm worried about the ball
Me: THAT WHAT SHE SAID :L:L:L
purdisrise 10 months ago
@purdisrise Because obviously there is no such comment at the "top comments" section yet, and you are absolutely not yet another far too unsubtle thumbs whore who can't come up with something original!
cilibinarii 10 months ago
@cilibinarii Sorry but you are obviously wrong. I know there is a similar post at the "top comments" section and this reminded of the event for which my previous comment was based upon. I can assume that you will probably not believe me but you could check my phones notes, dated the 22nd March, where I recorded the aforementioned event so not to forget such a humours occurrence in what was another average, dull and monotonous day in school life.
purdisrise 10 months ago
Stanley's was the best. :)
(that's what she said.)
Ozzmaster2112 10 months ago
Me: I don't understand this 'Thats what she said' joke......
Michael Scott:Thats what she said!
I still don't get it...
MrMetallicker 10 months ago
ive seen every office episode an nvr saw stanly do a thats what she said
suicidesilenced 10 months ago
@suicidesilenced ikr!...it was probably in the deleted scenes on the dvd for it or exclusive stuff
crazychris1123 10 months ago
And up comes the toolbar... that's what she said.
VagueIllusion 10 months ago
That's what she said.
ferraristallion08 10 months ago
Michael Scott owns That's what she said! It sucks that we'll never here him say it anymore. We just lost the Worlds Best Boss :'(
Thumbs up if you were crying or tearing during his last episode.
addrenalinedrummer 10 months ago 134
@addrenalinedrummer i didnt cry but i can sure tell u that i had a knot in my throat .
.very sad
f1fan84 9 months ago
Me an appliance salesman
Customer: This unit is to small for my hole...
Customer: Do you have anything bigger??
Customer: The current one my sister bought just doesn't full fill my needs..
Me: Ma'am this is going to sound inappropriate but THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
=\
alexaguilar91 10 months ago
who's gonna watch the office tonight? michael scott last eposide
egoista101 10 months ago
I hope Deangelo Vickers knows how to have a sense of humour like Michael Scott :P
avengers345 10 months ago
The best one was where micheal and pam were fighting and he yelled thats what she said. That was so funny.
keeptwostrokesalive 10 months ago
1:03 has the best delivery haha
Tinkuman28 10 months ago
LOOOOOL
dogmiagy 10 months ago
where's the dislike bar? oh wait let me get my glasses.
MRALEXISCOOLful 10 months ago
You should update this with every TWSS from Season 1-7.
addrenalinedrummer 10 months ago
@msdj619 that's what she said, rofl.
randomgal1322 10 months ago
There's a whole wikipedia dedicated to this joke. If you still don't know what the joke means, then you are an idiot.
HellionX 10 months ago
the stanley one was the best! :P
LANDofCONFUSION 10 months ago 3
lmfao! 1:33
StraightBeast88 10 months ago
5 people dont know what twss means
FanOfMelBrooks 10 months ago
me and this girl were play fighting in school and she said stop hugo and i said THATS WHAT SHE SAID but i kept on going lmao..... this show is so fukn funny!!!!!
azteck303 10 months ago
I like the part where they say "that's what she said".
hugehalofan011 10 months ago
funny as shittt
gymnasticscuite13 10 months ago
Force it in.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!
cacapupu1234 10 months ago
He can't help himself..
SpectroKMC 10 months ago
what is this, what does "thats what she said" mean
1969Mets1986WS 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS Oh you poor soul!
alexandreH100 10 months ago 336
@alexandreH100 Haha I got you I know what it means, do you think I live under a rock
1969Mets1986WS 10 months ago
@alexandreH100
Either he's joking or he really doesn't know. If not, you have not experienced life to the fullest if you don't know what that's what she said means. haha.
Nintendogsmaster3 9 months ago
@alexandreH100 LOL!!!!!!
leslieanddeborah 9 months ago
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@1969Mets1986WS "Oh you poor soul!" That's what she said! :))
spazzmaticuss 9 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS google it! ;)
XxRhonniexX 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS It's a sexual joke!
saudmahri 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS You saw thats what she said when someone or you says something sexual.
SmallvilleTwilight 10 months ago
it means when someone says something sexual, you say thats what she said
SmallvilleTwilight 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS listen to whats being said just b4 "thats what she said" is said
possibiladoom 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS I sooooo hate you...
MIk77Chi 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS You dont know what this means??? WOW....there are no words to express my sadness for you!
madcrossover1 10 months ago
@madcrossover1 lol The first time I heard it I somehow didn't get it either. Now I have to wonder how I could have gone on so long like that.
cryptohunter512 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS when something can also be taken in a perverted or sexually oriented meaning, people say "thats what she said"
1through9athrewz 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS it refers to what a girl would say before/during/after sex. per example, somebody says: wow, that thing is much smaller then i'd expect.. and then somebody would reply with: that's what she said.
wubs23 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS you will figure it out
MrDennisdude13 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS really?.. listen to all the comments before Michael says "That's what she said"...
Danceallnightbabe 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS your a complete idiot, only an american could write that
xelvemagicx 10 months ago
@xelvemagicx Nope, just a Mets fan. By the way, it'd be "you're" not "your" as long as YOU'RE calling people out
morgantown1 10 months ago
@morgantown1 grammar nazi....
xelvemagicx 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS
He says, "you always left me satisfied and smiling" Michael replies with, "that's what she said" It's supposed to be perverted. Like, when Pam says, my mother is coming. He takes it as....my mother is cumming. Lol.....
TheresaM89 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS its supposed to be something that can be said in a sexual situation as well as how its actually being used in the context of the scene
sicoli18 10 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS look it up in urban dictionary lol
mkrulz77 9 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS wow do you live under a rock? you need to get out more..really..
trackstarr77 9 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS haha your kdding
catalan0111 9 months ago
@1969Mets1986WS you fucking trolllolololol
udubrulez 9 months ago