Kids in the Hall: The Bill

[4amstuckonearth]

@lautour hope you are trolling and not just an idiot.

[lautour]

it's crazy okay, but...this makes sense. if it took an hour to get your food you would not be satisfied with "well the food is here now"

[A4T]

@lautour No, it doesn't; it took four minutes.

[squall600]

press 7 & 8 for constant screaming

[squall600]

dave had a little too much to drink but its still hilarious

[chavedappelle]

THEY'RE CALLED DOLLAR VOTES

[ResidentKiller22]

why are you laughing!

[SmirkingValet]

I like Bruce's purse!

[KuatoFilms]

Jesus I don't miss working in restaurants.

[razorlikeblue]

It's a bill, that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

[DisconnectedBeauty]

you know whats terrible I have a friend who acts like that. all the time.

[blindthrall]

Dave had the easiest role ever.

[peacedude2196]

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... Why exactly is Bruce a french maid for all of 10 seconds???????

[xxYetterxx]

You can tell that all these guys have worked in the service industry. So much great material comes from real life.

[OriginalPranksters]

Kevin growling at 3:10 was brilliant!

[StoryNClark]

I think anyone in retail can relate to this. I worked at a bookstore. Once there was a guy who asked us to keep a book on hold for him, but we forgot. He was livid. It took less than 2 minutes to pull the book off the shelf, give it to him, and ring it up, but he was still pissed because he was in THAT MUCH of a hurry.

[thinedoor2]

I love how Mark is so weary of his whining that his eyes aren't just glazed over, but crossed.

[Tamaslammer]

Bruce is my favorite KITH. They're all extremely talented though.

[svendiamond]

YES LET'S BRING POLITICS INTO THE DISCUSSION. WE DON'T TALK POLITICS ENOUGH IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS. ALSO LET'S TALK ABOUT RELIGION.

[DaveS12382]

@svendiamond kike

[svendiamond]

@DaveS12382 What'd you say anonymous YouTube user?

[spitfire5scottie]

I'll have what Dave's having.

[AntinuclearAntibody]

how long has it BEAN?!

[Kross2099]

Hahaha, man this reminds me soooo much of my time in food service. People who would rant and rave over the most trivial issues. Gotta love 'em.

[thprfssnl1]

this is how i see Tea Partiers

[stinkycatz]

@thprfssnl1 --- tee hee

[omnissient]

@thprfssnl1 Tea partiers? You mean the right wing extremists who call everyone a nazi cause they think nazis were left wing extremists?

[stratman250]

@thprfssnl1 Funny, I see him as a LIBtard Democrat.

[whitehorse43]

Explain THAT!!! Explain THAT!!!!

[lnfreeman]

bruce must have been in so much pain after this sketch.

I wonder if he did that voice in rehearsal

[EyeSea4VseMoHajaEsAi]

2:36 BWAHAHA!!!

[uglysunday]

people who watch only this sketch probably don't know about the bunny reference. what was so brilliant about kith was they had bunch of sketches subtly connected in one episode. that bunny thing was the cold open for the episode that had this "the bill" sketch. the bill was the last sketch of this episode. to truly understand the jokes in kids in the hall, better watch the whole episode in an order. like first sizzler sisters sketch, the joke continues throughout the episode.

[rushingpotato]

@gunpowdah95 fifteen....

[XenBuddhist]

When I first saw this it almost blew my O-ring out!! :}

[ghostofandy]

How awesome would it be to be in the studio audience for this one?

[wtfiypaw]

question is....just what the hell was in that cup that Foley was drinkin?....and where can I get some?

[PlagueOfBabies]

my god squeekiness

[Shebco]

anyone know which episode/season this was from? Classic!

[greatleaper]

Anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant knows this is hardly an exaggeration.

[NotIkeman]

@greatleaper Which is why I will never again work a job which requires dealing with the general public.

[xSinKittyx88]

I looooooove this sketch...It's perfect!! Hilarious!

[barleythere83]

best show ever

[turnuon79]

this looks like a fun show ... i don't know it though

[eazyduzitjacob]

i think daves high

[PagenBabe]

"Im a nutty Bunny." O.O XD

[simonjeste]

almost any restaturant or bar KITH sketch is extra funny now that I saw the "Scott Thompson's 100th..." sketch, lol.

[BlackHallow55]

I-I-I-I DON'T WANT IT NOW, I WANTED IT (Insert Number Here) MINUTES AGO!!!

...& I never got my water.

[Zimtastic]

Bruce looks like Mark Whitacre from The Informant in this.

[kgraham15]

....they must be tourists from the states..lol...i want whatever's in Daves' tea.

[knowpassword]

Holy shit.... There are people just like him! I've dealt with assholes like that before!

[masterbastard0]

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!

[soapyme]

I'll have what Dave's having.

[Helliquinne]

I swear I talked to this guy last week...

[Helliquinne]

I swear I talked to this guy last week... Kids in the hall, lmao.

[langtongirl]

I'm not talking you right now. I'm talking to him.

[dregonisfubowik]

EPIC!

[elcooksey1]

i have caught myself doing something like this and of course the kids doing something similar

[whoisdickieschnabel]

Kevin is sporting a lovely wig. It reminds me of Judith Light on "Who's the Boss?"

[RyanBurnett22]

yes

[Jonnyshaft3]

It's great how the enlightened one laughs as he sees the whole universe in the one complaining man.

[SLjimbolian]

I'm a Nutty Bunny!

[evilagent]

Just give me what I've been asking for... FOR THREE HOURS!

Hahahahaha!

[ClownBoy41]

no way i love kids in the hall always used to watch this on channel 4 in the uk. lol funny shit.

[MsImagination1]

I'm trying to find the one with the teacher who is so boring that all of his students fall asleep, and when they're all asleep, he goes to his closet and takes out a "lovely lady" with whom he carries on a romantic affair until the students wake up.

[lavinder11]

It's called Forbidden Love and it's on here under another name with Dave as the teacher again. The other one is called Groovy Teacher.

[dogeymon83]

first time I saw this years ago, I remember laughing so hard I was starting to hurt.

[cilleysf]

"What sort of restaurant are you running that you don't know how time works!?!"

[lavinder11]

How long has it bEEn. Every time I say "been" like that I always chuckle and wonder if I'm a nutty bunny.

[dummy1977]

I saw something like this happen standing in line at a Taco Bell years ago. The guy would not get out of line making this kinda scene because they were out of sporks wrapped in plastic. I eventually went out to my car and handed him one from my glovebox just so we could move in line.

[leela145]

3:11, hadn't noticed that Kevin did that!

[SgtPlmFry]

Ha, I saw that too at 3:11. They both jumped back at that. I also like Mark's eyes/eyebrows movement throught the whole sketch.

[leela145]

@SgtPlmFry indeed, actually hadn't noticed the eye thing before either! I should really concentrate more!

[cilleysf]

Yeah... that's a great little moment.

[carrieluvv]

there are so many people out there....customer is always right kind of people , who act like this....

[mosquitomansayspah]

i'm a nutty bunny! i'm a little creature!

[dankasour]

so like is dave just tripping balls during this skit?

[carrieluvv]

ive always wondered that too

[TheOneDries]

so real in a surreal way

[darkb4lightt]

This is one of the funniest skits they didm in my opinion. When my ex and I would see someome acting like Bruce did in public, we'd just watch and go, :"I'm a fuzzy bunny!" lol

[asardvark]

dollars to donuts one of the KITH saw this or something very much like it happen irl in 1989 or something.

[csgersbeck]

um...wow, you're an idiot. how could you think all the other members are funny but NOT him. clearly you're not a true KITH fan.

[bananaphone07]

I'd like to have whatever it is that Dave is drinking.

[mason000]

@bananaphone07 Hmm, this is pretty much in line with the Kids' sense of humor, and Dave is rarely seen without a cup of coffee in his hand...I think you're on to something.

[LgndryThndr]

its kind of hard to laugh at this when there are people who act like this in public.

[WorldsGreatestPerson]

I always loved this sketch! Bruce reminds me of some people ive seen before, and now currently deal with in my current job.

[davillio2000]

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!! LMFAO

[ChainsmokingPothead]

probably some high grade acid ;)

[mooogn]

What the heck is in Dave's coffee?! :-D

[ROFLSoup]

Anyone know where I can find the skit, where bruce kept throwing a drink in the guys face at the bar. He kept challeging him to a fight and getting his ass kicked. Thats probably the only skit I cant find on here, that I wanted to see.

[ryanhauck70]

i may be wrong but i think that was in the brain candy movie

[Jsizzler2]

It's on here. Do a search for "Kids In the Hall Stay down" Classic!!!

[userboy6]

i think Dave is high

[animal90sFreak5]

LOL,this is too funny,he's complaining tio death about his bill and time,while the other guy drinking coffee's imaging him in all these weird costumes,while the lady never got her water,LOL!!!!!!!Rolling with my chair laughing,that was too funny.

[themooddisorders]

Bruce is FUBAR!!!!

[scallywag86]

dave is priceless in this one. Somebody put acid in his drink or something?

[weremyjiggins]

"... and I never got my water!" hahahaha

[Jmswlks]

I'm a nutty bunny!

[Arroyo2099]

I had a customer like this yesterday

[gaudeo]

i would bet every dollar vote i have that this was a real situation one of the KITHs ran into when they were waiting tables...

[knowfuture22172]

Anything that involves customer service involves dealing with THIS GUY or someone just like him at least once a week.

[ngobleus]

Of course--and I'm pretty convinced that nearly all businesses/industries/etc. have to put up with that. Me, I work at a TV station.

[watermelonjelly]

HAHAH! I LOVE THESE GUYS!!

[MetalKa0s]

kids in the hall the masters of absurdity

[scallywag86]

Can`t really agree with you on this one. Monty Python came before the kids and they pretty much created absurdist humor as we know it today. Kids in the hall did however make a pretty big name for themselves. When most sketch comedy shows of recent have come and gone and blown chunks, kids in the hall certainly sits amongst the greats like SNL and Flying Circus

[ngobleus]

And Benny Hill.

[knowfuture22172]

You can take it even further back if you go into radio and give it to The Goon Show (on BBC Radio in the 50s...Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe, and Spike Milligan...EVERY BIT as weird as Monty Python).

[isiskrisis]

KITH didn't invent absurdist TV sketch comedy but they are the masters because they perfected it.

Monty Python sketch comedy is genius (I've seen all or almost all of their work), but KitH is more varied, as absurdist, often darker, and slightly better overall. (Monty Python's movies are better than KitH's movie though.)

KitH tends to be underappreciated, possibly because being Canadian and Gen-X they get caught in the cracks.

SNL only came close in a few Belushi, Hartman, or Farley skits.

[scallywag86]

funny you should mention Mr Hartman. Newsradio is one of the most under-appreciated sitcoms of the 90`s and even today is still relevant. Phil and Dave honestly made that show. No other characters in that show had the chemistry and comedic tenacity those two did. If you locked them in a room for half an hour back then you`d probably have a concept and characters you could turn into the great american sitcom

[scallywag86]

"great american" sitcom is ironic as well because both were born in Canada

[KGrumbles]

Oh - the Monty Python vs. KITH thing... they're both great... though it's true the Python's being English only have one spoon.... wanna haggle? *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

[themasterbakerrr]

The "dollar votes" line always completely cracks me up for some reason.

[vwizzle]

i see the metaphor here

[Jsizzler2]

I vote with my dollar...They're called dollar votes!!

[SquegeeFriday]

I don't like to complain, I like to frolic!

[funkmike]

Dave Foley's character is the best in this one

[boswellchrome]

he is triping

[dummy1977]

I love the expression on McKinney's face. and when Kevin bites at the waiter.

Flashbacks from retail, but it's also like watching people argue on the internet.

[thprfssnl1]

lol

[flamablesteve]

working in retail is horrible.

[HenshinMasta]

LOL.

Poor Scott, he played over 100 waiters on this show.........

[Thewonkandfriends]

Okay, who put the acid in Dave's coffee?

[dergeier117]

I've had customers like that before.

[xhyio]

Explain that! Bruce makes the best spaz, in a good way. I lost it at 1:53

[NolanBarker]

im a nutty bunny

[themasterbakerrr]

I vote with my DOLLARS! They're called DOLLAR VOTES!

[murielsartre]

And I never got my water...

[Bluehawk2008]

It's the principal of the matter!

[Clamanity]

This is my favorite sketch ever. I shouldn't BE HERE! I should be AWAY FROM HERE. I should be 20 MINUTES AWAY FROM HERE. I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU MONEY!

[zombiesoiree]

I remember this sketch made me laugh harder than any other one the first time I saw it. Either that or the "Pit of Ultimate Darkness" sketch.

[ngobleus]

"I don't like to complain! I like to frolick! I-I-I'm a nutty bunny...."

[pvtpyle74]

I'm not talking to you!!! funny

[aerialrave247]

You're not LISTENING!!!

[Killenwolf]

darn i can't type at 3 am

[Killenwolf]

dave in the corning seeing weird things and laughing is the best part

[ElizaWard]

It's pretty good but I think the best part is Bruce's first scream. He's so great in this sketch!

[cholling]

Poor little Bruce. All he needed was a little attention and love.

[AdairZionist]

I think we all know a guy like this

[themasterbakerrr]

I vote with my DOLLARS! They're called DOLLAR VOTES!

[BishopAP]

I always loved it when all five of them came together to make a classic sketch. I wish they had made one more season before calling it quits.

[jtw2121]

Bruce's scream at 2:36 kills me everytime.

[vanecaptures]

beautiful

[DottedOut]

marks faces are hilarious

[robinmod]

JAJAJAJAJJAJJA

an instant favourite! Bruce is so fucking funny!!

[Dillard89]

Thank you so much for putting this one up!! Quite possibly my all time favorite KITH sketch. Bruce's performance is brilliant.

[drido]

I love how they take everyday situations and make them bizarre. So funny.

[gavrilo2007]

Classic--thanks for posting. Dave imagining Bruce is genius.