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  • I fucking HATED THIS MOVIE! This movie bored the fuck out of me! Almost no action. One of the worst action movies I've ever seen. One of the worst video game movies I've ever seen. And one of the worst movies I've ever seen. PERIOD!

  • The movie is so un accrete that even the drug valcure was blue in the movie not green. I know it's a small think to argue about but "max Payne" en "Max payne 2" games are what remind me of the greatest times of my late childhood and the beginning of my teen years when playing those games with my best friends and actually "Max Payne" was the first game I ever bought for my xbox, but then here comes a shitty movie that takes a shit on my good memories and as soon as u think it's over

  • 0:38... "Its exactly like a videogame, except i havnt my controller"....

    WHAT THE F***....!!! You have never played MAX PAYNE... if u had... u would know that the movie is a BIG PIECE OF S***!!!

  • Shit movie. Play the games, they are epic.

  • Will I like this film if I know nothing about the game and like dark movies

  • "It's exactly like the video game except I didn't have my controller"

    yeah,that's what that piece of shit movie shoulda been like!!!!

  • the movie was good but you can not compare the two,a good game is far better than a movie because you fill like you are max payne in the game and the movie is just acting

  • guys remember there is no movie that can be better then the game its based off of...

  • this movie sucked!! how could anyone enjoy that movie. It was boring, bland and the cinematography was crap, this was some bullshit

  • i found it relatively entertaining but could have been so much better

    no mob background story as in the game

    no intense emotional trauma for max portrayed as in the game

    another wasted opportunity

    IMHO hitman was handled a lot better

    at least they attempted to show 47 attempting to humanise himself

  • Were those people in the video on dope? Seriously this movie was so bad! One of the most horrible movies every made TBH! Only two people in this video very right about their review of the movie being bad.

  • just explain me how could you be movie fan ( when you dont even saw movie only trailers ...... ) without playing the game .... because if you played the game u wont say such crap that its excatly like movie and otherwise :O, that movie is milkrun for hollywood and thoose poor fellas are just what this movie was made for, end of line, if u fan stick with game and gave hollywood run for their money, if ure not a fan, ure not a fan of MAX PAYNE movie but stars anticipating in that movie / actors.

  • Max payne is all about cool gun fights.... in the game even if its just the bullet time, the game's much worth playing and is fun....

    I'll watch it!

  • I'm Ukrainian and saw this movie because it had 2 Ukrainian actresses - Mila Kunis and Olga Kurylenko plus I love talented and superhot Mark Wahlberg. I didn't know it was based on self-titled game but I really loved the film

  • Anyone who thinks it was true, even true-ish to the game is a twat.

  • @AdamAus85 the slomo was............ but the final scenes were pretty kickass

  • "You don't have to play the game to see this movie"

    the people said that fucked something in his head

  • The movie sucked just so much...

    It had absolutely nothing to do with MP.

    The atmosphere was nothing like in the game, the deepness wasn't in there. The story was just so much altered and all.

    The actor wasn't like Max at all.

    And where is the bullet time?

    100% fucked up.

    It would be naive to wait for a movie from a game be good.

    And why should they even make movies out of games?

    Needless.

  • @ONNIHOLTTA i cant agree with 3 things...are u crazy lol!?!Mark Wahlberg actualy makes a VERY good max payne,i cant think of some1 better for the role,second ofc u will almost never 99% never like a movie thats based on the game because u go in with VERY high expectations from it,unless the game was...really bad and the made a decent movie out of it ofc u will like it cause u dint like the game,third,they should make movies from games,some can be very good,this one could have been

  • @deenman23 oh man how many people like this are on internet...

    you didn't get the idea.

  • If you're looking for an action movie,you'll be disappointed..It was more like a drama,& it wasn't anything at all like the game.I think it disenfranchised itself from the game & created it's own seperate franchise.(by being so dissimilar from the game)Still though.I like wahlberg though.The narrator from the game made the game so likeable.Wahlbergs good.but his voice isn't as cool.& he only did minor noir type narration in the movie(beggining & end).

  • @peter48819 you're right!

  • This movie didn't have much action, and that was pretty much what made the game. And there were ONLY 2 bullet time scenes. WTF? That was way too few for my tastes. I get that the whole movie would have been tiresome to be in bullet time every time Max was in a shootout, but a bit more action and less frickin talk were necessary.

  • Max Payne believes in angels.

  • i liked the movie it was following the game but of course not all of it if it were rated R it would of been better and more action. at least its not a prequel like some directors do to video game adaptations and everyone has to admit its the one that by far is close to the game well semi close all i got to say is i wasnt really that disapointed in the movie if they do make a sequel which is likely because it made a lot of money they should have david fincher make it

  • I thought the movie was alright. Not amazing, not bad. But that girl in the review was retarded. I think when she said that bit about wanting Samuel Jackson to appear, I almost had an aneurysm.

  • If this Max Payne movie had a darker atmosphere, just Sin City was directed it would have been perfect.

  • reelz you should stop doing these fans review these peopmdont know shit they think this movie was good? godamn get some real reviewers and not just idiots

  • These people are Max Payne fans?

    Balderdash!

    Except for maybe that one guy that was disappointed.

  • the movie had way to much dialog, not enough action, and made a simple story way to complex. as much as i like wahlberg, this movie was only worth a rent. i was disapointed with it quite a bit. also, the main difference between this and the games, is that this actually directly referenced the vikings, the games didnt.

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  • Max Payne is a cinematic masterpiece.Mark Wahlberg is quite possibly the finest

    actor performing in the world today.Max Payne is top notch.Movies like The Sound of Music,Gone With the Wind,and It's a Wonderful Life,suck ass in

    comparison.Those movies are pure crap.People,you have to get with what's

    good.kabishe?

  • Max Payne (the game) is basically a film noir directed by John Woo.

    It should be easy to translate it to the big screen.

  • I love the games. Hate the movie.

  • @TheNeutralGuy You can`t love or hate either, you`re suppose to be NEUTRAL mothafucka.

  • For those who like the movie well... youre an idiot. Only idiot people will like it because of special effects and action but the story SUCKS MY ASS!!! MAn that is a fucking bad movie!

  • Well if I'll want someone to rate a movie of me wiping my ass in slow motion, I'll be sure to ask those fans since they can't seem to be able to tell the difference between good and shit.

    Grow some balls, you assholes and develop an opinion.

    Here's the fact, the game beats the movie on the story and the (voice) acting. I do agree with that guy who said they could have taken it further. The movie has some good moments, nothing else.

  • LOL? Paid fan opinion much? That is low.... Fuck them all.

  • i think that the movie was fail, but mark whalberg was good choice as Max :) the movie should have followed the game more, i mean where is Alfred Wooden and other shit like that

  • Cant say I hated the film but was shocked to see ludacris play the part of Jim Bravura that just made no sense at all If I was casting the movie I would of gone for a grey haired guy in his late 50's not some crap rapper. Didn't get why BB killed Max's baby for, he didn't do it in the game thats for sure. The movie was missing some key characters like Vlad, Vinnie and Alfred Wooden and was nice to see a cameo from the guy who does Max Payne's voice in the games

  • Like the game! hahahahahahah,i dont think they were talkin about the Max Payne game.

  • I wonder how much the director paid these people to say the movie was good?

  • If John Moore played max payne for 2 minutes, it could've made the movie a million times better...instead he just bought the game, and looked at the box.

  • More proof that if you walk up to random people with a camera they all look like idiots. Except that cool guy and girl.

  • @alexkidd3d how are they cool They just spent money on a movie they didn't like while at lest the other ppl enjoyed it so they got their moneys worth to them But they seem like the type of ppl that could complain about EVERYTHING which gets annoying really fast

  • this is all bull.. fake fans. dont even know what the game is

  • They were so freaked out that they were saying crap. "I liked it" or "Was like the game"

    Pure Bullshit.

    They totally ignored the story, by introducing characters, removing others. If John Moore had directed this movie AFTER playing the game, i bet that he would had done a better job.

    I wanna know how much were they payed to say that kinda crap.

  • @DemonLordDavid how do you know he did not play the game every time some one makes a video game movie that ppl do not like they always say the person has not played the game just because he toke the film in a different direction does not mean he did not play the game you have no proof of that

  • @opp861 Come one, he payed someone to play it for him and then to tell him the story, even prince of persia was more accurate and that was also a lot of bullshit they introduced.

  • @DemonLordDavid you actually paid to see Prince or Persia? i thought everyone knew that was going to be crap disney made so you now they are just going to take out any cool actin it could have had a Family friendly story line and all.

  • @opp861 Some friends invited me to see it and i didnt say no. They were the ones that wasted the money not me.

  • @DemonLordDavid , they're probably the type of gamer that play games just a little bit without paying attention. I've met ppl make such judgements about movies too.

  • @peposo7 AND watch at movies without paying attention too, cuz if they think the movie was that good, then they are high or drunk or distracted.

  • in toilet he probably used 100mm magnum ;)

  • OMG, did these guys watched a gameplay? Sorry but the movie is totally wrong.

  • this "FAN" review is bullshit

  • It only happens once every few years...but this movie was so shitty that I didn't even watch half of it before shutting it off.

  • "It was exactly like the game, only I didn't have my controller."  "I like the similarities it has to the game." "You don't have to play the games to see this movie." Soooooo... basically, those guys just admitted they never played the games. Because the movie ruined the story by completely ignoring it.

  • I love the game. I hate the movie. I don't like John Moore (director) so I wasn't surprised that the movie sucked. In fact since i knew John Moore was directing this, I didn't bother going to the theaters and watching it. I was just that confident that the movie was going to suck... and it did. I watched it through netflix. I'm a fan of the game and I can't wait for MP3. (mp3 lol! max payne 3)

  • Movie was a PIECE OF SHIT, actors are so wrong for the role and the history is all twisted, if you are going to the a movie after a game, just do it like game is, that's why people love the game, if you love the game you'll hate the movie.

  • AARGH this was a piece of shit compared to the games. Thanks to whoever made this movie. Those young idiots are gonna think that the game sucks ass......

  • this is no doubt a pr stunt (payed for by the moviecompany)

    you can tell when that guys says that thing about just missing his controller!

    Only the guy in green-red stripes is speaking truely! (or at least i hope so!)

  • "it was..whatever" :D

  • I cannot blame the actors, because they work with what they're given and they're told. The only thing in the game storyline that it was hard to believe: After being a hero cop, going undercover with the same face & name. The ending of the movie made it clear that a sequel was intended. But really, are they going to do it with this being such a market flop?

  • I am not sure but it seems like some of the people in this video were told what to say. I read about the Max Payne movie and after reading it I decided to not give it a view.

    I am not sure why they wanted to re-write and re-make the story. It would have been better to have kept the original story with better actors/actresses.

  • @RuggedRebelRon

    I know haha. "It was just like the game but I didn't have my controller"

    I PRAY he actually was told to say this otherwise he's an idiot

  • I have played the game and enjoyed this movie. Although, yes it had almost nothing to do with the game, it was still entertaining and was worth the 8 dollar movie ticket.

  • Are these people out of their mind? The movie was almost nothing like the game. The movie was boring as hell and Mark sucked at the role.

  • @RyanLeeParis i think mark did a good job on capturing the feeling of max payne...and ofc the movie wont be as good of the game LOL...people will always come in with HUDGE expectations

  • 0:38 it exactly like the videogame except he didnt have his controller apparently

  • At 1:51

    "... about Max Payne, the fans have mostly positive reviews..."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That was a "JOKE EPIC FAIL".

  • @lorddracon LOL yeah wtf :S are they fraking kidding? :S:S:S

  • @lorddracon hes either a total jack ass or had a gun to his face to say that statement because the whole entire video shows the audience trying to hold back from saying "the movie fucking sucked" or am i wrong? lol

  • The game is loved for many qualities movie lacks. Everythin in da film is done horribly wrong, it pains me 2 watch. Ppl say "it a good movie" have never playd da game & know nothin about it(except his name)Da game developers spent time & energy making this game, if the movie makers would have taken half the time, film could have been much better. If ur a fan, plz stay away from his movie as your eyes will bleed from the aganizing pain it will inflict

  • WOW, I played max payne 1-2, THIS MOVIE HAS A FRACTION OF THE SIMULARITIES OF THE GAMES(which is a very bad thing)

  • Well it was the ending of the movie that chopped of my penis. it was actually the ending in the game that fucking pumped me to play it over and over again on each difficulty because it was awesome to just see the helicopter getting crushed twice with that bitch inside of it! xD. FUCK THE MOVIE! PLAY THE GAME!

  • Every one in this "interview" is a paid actor. This movie is complete garbage. Anyone who ever played the game will completely hate it and even if you have never played the game the movie is trash.

  • Bang on. The story was barely just that of Max Payne (its like they only saw / played the first half of the game), wahlberg was a poor choice for max and the action was minimal. I'll take the game anyday of the week.

  • @SQUIZZLER24

    indeed, I couldn't agree more

  • He interviews 5 people and comes to the conclusion that all the fans loved the movie? Complete bullshit. Every fan knows this movie sucks ass.

  • the movie was from a real life perspective...how would a real max payne would have done...

    it's just a different version of the valkyr story

    as for the movie itself....was shit.

  • WHAT A BULLSHIT CONCLUSION!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKED ALOOOOOOOOT!!!

    I had my reservations about this movie from the very beginning, when I heard that they were going to shoot the movie in Toronto, and try to have Toronto pass off as New York.

    Says alot about the passion that the director o the movie has about the film.

  • I just assumed that they impossibly could screw up such a good story as max payne... coming to think of it thats a merit just by itself..

  • Guy on 0:46; I'm glad you liked the Bulletime effect aka "Slow mo", because just so you know, THERE WASN'T MUCH OF IT!!!!

  • It would of been alot better if they got Paul Anderson to direct it, he's one the best directors for turning games into movies.

  • The dumbshit at 0:38

    IM FIRIN MA LAZAR!!!

  • she had a MP5K not an UZI that guy wasn't watching or doesnt know weapons

  • okay I want to know if these people played the game. They say its true to the game but the movie is in no way true to the game. the game was more than likely the best game I have ever played story wise. This movie took a huge dump on the awesomeness that Max Payne was. Haha "I love entourage but not this" haha. That guy and girl are the only true fans Considering they know what the should be seeing on screen they just aren't getting what should be

  • People will do anything to get some kind of media attention. I'd say a lot of these cunts haven't even played the game, and are just saying they did so the could be in front of a camera.

  • "It was whatever" LOL

  • "You don't have to play the game to see this movie"

    Actually, I would recommend not playing the game before the movie. That way, you will be only mildly disappointed

  • @Gunnman941 how true!!! i was fucking disgusted after watching that shitload of crap!!! these guys must have been paid a dollar each to give such reviews!!!

  • @Gunnman941 damn man I couldn't discribe it better! The movie wasn't perfectly matched to the game, there wasn't and of that creepy atmosphere from the old Max Payne. this movie was not the worst but it wasn't perfect either :(

    anyway i WAS DISSAPOINTED

  • jack was supose to be kind of fat don't u think bu on the movie hes all muscle & ain't there supose to be a mob called angelo or something like that & where is the part where he gets hit with the baseball bat & hmm well a whole lot more of ppl like in the game but to me the movie was ok with the action if they do make a second max payne movie plz make it more like max payne 2 this time oh & where is the part where he explodes the helicopter with that girl in it? oh yeah its not in the movie -.-

  • daaaammmn that movie compaired to the game was like choppin my dick off with a spoon... ergh i guess it an okay movie if you have never played the game but if you had played the game i grantee you were like "fuck that was homo"

  • I thought the movie was just below average. The people in this video said it was like the game, but no it wasn't, It had some good moments but otherthat n that the rest of the movie was just ass. The ending wasnt even the same.

  • wat was most stupid is that dey made the valkre drug blue...... in the game it was green wtf??????? the movie was way off from the game

  • im not even gonna blame the actors for this epic fuck up from that irish piece of crap named john moore. him and that dumbass so-called writer beau thorne. MAX PAYNE VIDEOGAME FTW!!!!! BOYCOTT THE FUCKIN MOVIE SEQUEL!!!!!

  • I would've said:

    " Honestly, This movie was Boring, but the visuals were good. this could have been so much better."

  • This movie felt like it was 3 hours long, it was boooring!

  • Great Game = shitty Movie

    These fans are idiots

  • Seriously if the directors n' shit at least gave a shit and bothered playing the game for like, ten seconds, they would realize just what a piece of crap they've done!

  • i loved the game but the movie was .... very very bad

  • If you are a huge fan, like myself, the movie was crap. But if you haven't played much of the game, I guess it was ok.

  • ive never played the game and liked the movie but would have chosen another one if i had the choice

  • Mark Wahlberg did good but they need to stop butchering the story... and WTF?! Sam Jackson?! It isn't even MARVEL. Idiots of the world Unite?

  • 0:39 either he never played any of the Max Payne, or he didn't see the same Max Payne movie I saw.

  • "Stick to cue cards please"

  • I'm so fucking pissed off with this that I'd rather not even talk about it, but I gotta say this. YOU STUPID ASSHOLES. How the FUCK can you ruin a movie based on the Max Payne video game? I'll tell you how. CAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU MAKE IT WITHOUT EVEN PLAYING THE FREAKING GAME. What where you thinking you god damn idiots?

  • this movie sucked asssss

    its a shame..because they had great material to work from (video game)

  • fuck you lier! 100% of the true fans will hate this piece of shit, not having any good in it except some nice shot of explosions turning snow into liquid gold.....

  • i loved the games, but i almost fell asleep watching the movie. It was too boring, if it was rated r it could've been bloody and more crazy like the games.

  • GAY he got liked shot a gazzillion times and still didnt die

  • Yeah bullshit the fans liked this movie. He interviewed about 5 people. Most fans hate this film. Its a terrible cash in of the game. Even Remedy thought it was shit house.

  • No they didn't. I went with people who have played the game and they also thought it was shit. I heard someone I didn't even know a few rows behind me say that it was one of the worst movies he's ever seen. I would gladly tell Marky Mark that and no he wouldn't touch me because if he did I'd sue him. Thats how things work in the real world.

  • oh yeah? you'd sue him? tht would only make him wanna kill you even more! In case you hadnt noticed, Mark Wahlberg isn't a very patient man when it comes to assholes!

  • Just as well he hasn't met you then right?

  • i meant against him smart-ass!

    DUHH!!

  • Mark Wahlberg is a pussy shit head over actor who has no skill in anything, fuck you and fuck him!

  • this movie sucked these people are stupid

  • WTF are you crazy, this game is one of the greatest games ever, it has really good reviews. And movie is bad

  • i can be crazy, buh no thts where ur WRONG! the movie was tight! u notice tht its mostly celebs who like the movie?? yea thts cuz THEYYY especially kno what good movies are! they dont waste their time behind a game console like the rest of you! BOTTOM LINE: THE MOVIE WAS HOT! so there! fuck u haterz!

  • Allright, you like this movie, I don't. Thats all, I don't hate this movie I just don't like it. And I was just suprised that you wrote that one of the greatest game ever sux.

  • hate the fat guy

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  • Mark Walberg Carried The whole movie.I Did not like it.

  • By the way the movie is nothing like the game, those guys must have been sleeping when the movie was on...

    There are key characters missing (Alfred Wooden, Vladimir Lem, Puncinello etc), the gun dive is horrible (that guy with the machine gun fires like 3 bullets and Max, Mark, whatever manages to fire the same amount of bullets with a Shotgun? And also reload it? Woah Super-man) and the cast doesn't fit the characters at all.

  • Hell when I 1st saw the trailer I thought ''Damn this movie is gonna be the best I've ever seen'', but once I've seen it I was disappointed... still, it's not so bad as other game based movies like Blood Rayne or Doom...

  • such a dissapointment.....

    they could of done soo much better..the story behind Max payne is amazing

  • II watched this movie one day, after a while I started to feel drowsy, last thing I saw were the credits. The movie bored me so much I fell asleep. 2/10

  • Exactly what happend to me.

    Boring as FUCK.

  • yah, tell me about it :P practically worthless

  • i guess u dont understand the movie!! game n movie wer a lot different but still game was awesum!! but u cant say dat the movie sucked!! twas just fine.......

  • I understood the movie, and I didn't like it. It sucked IMO!

  • what fucking retard make a movie based on a game? well this fucker did.. its like saying "hey guys! blizzard made a REAL LIFE world of warcraft movie! come watch it now!"

    then i say "no!"

  • I liked it i felt it was not like the game but i feel like people who really like the game got so mad.I mean it was good and fans like it so yeah but i think it was like the new max it was cool better than hitman.

  • sorry guys the real max payne movie was called Shoot em up.

    This version is a pg-13 version of a shitty movie, they called max payne. Its should have been named max pain to watch.

  • good call sir. shoot em up was exactly how max payne should have been. fuck those idiots who made it pg-13

  • anyone who played the game should hate this steaming pile of...

  • ....shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • damn right you don't have to play the game to watch the movie. the movie is almost nothing like the game.

  • my opinion .. who ever made the SIN CITY and THE SPIRIT.. really capture the essence of MAX PAYNE..

  • i thought the lack of action made it bad but the film was ok defo not the best, mark wahlberg aka max payne played role well overall film 7/10 THIS IS JUST MY OWN OPINION PPL OK!!!

  • To be honest this movie was better at Hitman at least.

  • This movie sucked balls it dosen't have anything with the game and how the fuck ludacris was jim bravura.

  • it does have something to do with the game lol the drug valkrye or w/e thats what the game is all about the drug addicts and shit killed his family so hes trying to find and kill them so dont just shoot your mouth off about shit you dont know u fucking dumbass

  • Play the game you asshole.

  • lol wow u idiot i wouldn't have put that comment there if i didnt beat the game u fucking dumbass ive been playing that game since it came out in 2001

  • You know what song is playing during Payne and Lupino's first meeting? I mean in the movie, at the party.

  • Hitman was better than this garbage.

  • the game was very great and the best game that i ever played but the movie sucked so much that I was wondering if the guy who made that actually played that game

  • No he didn't. He made a shitty movie and put MAX PAYNE as a title and the movie was finished. And marky mark WOW Sam Lake should have been max payne because the characters face was modeled by sam lake's face.

  • You know what the problem would be if they used Sam Lake? 1. He's not an actor and 2. He's scottish, they didn't use his voice for the game just his likeness... James McCaffery did Max's voice in the games and even had a cameo as the FBI agent in the movie... How fucked up would it have been if Max Payne had a scottish accent... i thought the movie was fine though, If i wanted an exact replica of the game. I'd just go play the game...

  • Maybie you are right.

  • That chick with the glasses rules. And yeah.. it should have been rated R!

  • they have to do the secuel!!

    Love this movie!

  • it was actually quite poor, story had nothing to do with the games what so ever, no bad guys from the game, only ragnarok club ws shown and it wasnt even a night club it was a factory. story about his death was right but basicaly wrong.

  • well sorry, death of his wife was right-ish, not alot of slow motion. . . .

  • thiis movie was the lamest action movie ever ,.. i thought this would be beter than any game made into amovie ... but i was wrong..@@!!

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE

  • Me 2

  • it was bad

  • it sucked.

  • travis is cool haha that was random

  • i thought the movie was boring. there was too much talking and it would've been crazier if it had more gun fights. that was the highlight of max payne the video game

  • I've heard enough about this shit worthy adaptation of one of the greatist games I've played (Action and story wise) in my life to now not ever see it

  • dude this sucked it was very bad and very producible because i played the game and there wasn't enough action and pretty lame all together