Five Star's Biggest Fan

[annodam]

The best one was when a kid phoned in and asked "Philip, have you had a wank this morning?".

[ColumRogers]

I like Five Star's music but the looks on their faces is hilarious! XD

[dfernand101]

I was watching this live when it happened and I loved it. Elliot you were right !

[deanodean1984]

thanks elliott, stay on the line so we can send you a signed photo.......

[Soodoo76]

Haha! Eliot was in my cousin's class at school! And Eliot Fletcher was his real name - I remember it when it happened!

[jrfm1999]

they still havent answered such a simple question ...

[courtney359]

i doubt Eliot Fletcher was his really name nobodys that stupid.

[JoanCollins2009]

and Eliot was right there a nasty bunch of cunts i was a big fan untill some weird looking twat called audge from some fan site begged me for dvds i said no then she told lies about me has-been

[GenericWTLAlt]

Eliot Fletcher, if you are reading this: You are awesome. So, so awesome.

[kradomc]

why didn't they answer the question.......

[wpinklady]

Eliot did get a job with the BBC so sarah greene said years later

[pearljam619]

Did the kid ever get printed in the paper? That was so funny!!!

[DANWOODHOUSE]

that name ELIOT FLECTCHER used to come up in the end credits on The Big Breakfast, was it the same person?

[8589brian]

@DANWOODHOUSE yes. i emailed the guy through facebook.

[TheVideoNazi]

Haha! Classic.

[XBbongo]

still funny after all these years....Wonder what 5star are doing now..........I remember asking a guest wot they think of twats...Very funny......

[JoanCollins2009]

@XBbongo

well not much but in 2004 poor denice was doing pas in gay bars for 300 pounds for a 45 minute show :P what a come down stedman was threatened by buster person then fivestar did a show in butlins and not one of them was original it was fakes miming to the "hits" buster person did this truly dire stuff

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

@JoanCollins2009 how do u know how much she was being paid for anything? also why does having a run-in with a fan mean that Five Star are nasty cunts

[slifass]

They're the best and there had to be adleast one speed bump

[rareads]

I fail to find anything at all funny about this video.

[wpinklady]

@rareads me too!! But years later Sarah greene did say on tv Eliot got a job with the BBC!!

[xxrobfalconxx]

What internet hardmen use to do before the internet was invented lol

[twistedsistaqteu]

pmsl

[honzanoel]

lol, I remember my brother watching this and calling me from upstairs to turn the channel. He was cracking up.

[stellaade]

Legendary!!!

[peterdelane]

We still talk about this! amazing.

[Glenmead]

Arguably one of the funniest things to ever happen in History.....Comedy Gold

[JAYROX1969]

Eliot = legend!

[wpinklady]

i remember this very well!! Eliot now works for the BBC!!

[tkhushrenada]

a young Simon Cowell perhaps?

[davidblack3]

class

[DwDBenjReed]

Guys, I'm being serious; this is my dad or at least is friend they can't decide between themselves.

[LyndonSoulGroove]

Pearls before swine ! ,comes to mind, in this world there are people who are blind to quality, and in the process,have no respect for themselves, let alone others ! Swearing iat someone is the lowest of lows , if he had phoned in and said that 5 star were not to his taste, hi would have been respected! this is what we need to encourage for a better society !

[wolfman8325]

He asked a pretty legitimate question, why were they so fucking crap?

[jlenoconel]

Ha ha ha.

[JAYROX1969]

Sarah Greene + Leather boots + pantyhose = totally fuckable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laganas2008]

the girl 2nd from the right was smiling! Lol

[DANWOODHOUSE1]

IM sure i saw the name "elliot fletcher" come up on the end credits for the big breakfast

[andrew1984uk]

He's probably a knight of the realm.

[JAYROX1969]

5 Star? 5 mugs more like!!!

[hayjayjess]

classic!!!

[JAYROX1969]

Best TV moment ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JAYROX1969]

Bunch of Jackson 5 wannabes!!

[JAYROX1969]

5 Star = GUTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JAYROX1969]

Five Star were crap!! The truth hurts!

[wpinklady]

Apprantly Elliott now works for the BBC

[bus140808]

five star were great a real diamond to british 80's R&B. Elliot Fletcher is a retard, probably works in McDonalds now.

[GuyWithoutTies]

they still are esp steadman LOL

[eclectica1]

I remember this...one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Didn't really care much about Five Star at the time though, so I can't comment upon whether it was deserved or not.

[Edjamesblake]

remember that!! classic lmao

[dougiewhite778]

5 star were brilliant in the 80s. That person who called in was Boy george.

[pixiesridedinosaurjr]

valid question if you ask me

[jamesjenko]

Oh the niavete of having no 2 second delay! But what was their reply to that question?

[TheDancingCookie]

Abusive phone calls - what trolls did before the internet. Talk about a loser - a couple of expletives was the best he could come up with?

[NobleGuy]

I used to know him.

He was right about Five Star tho :0)

[pollydave1981]

this was 1986

[Simmionla]

I think I saw this live in the 90s! lol

[kubrick767]

I never liked 5 Star but they didn't deserve that. I thought they handled well though.

[MrBronson66]

They "handled it well" by looking like they were about to start crying?

[kubrick767]

If you take a closer look, one of them laughed it off, and they handled it well by simply keeping their cool and carrying on with the interview.

[karpizan]

Can I call you an arsehole, please.

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

are you asking my permission to fling insults...get a life

[karpizan]

Do shut up, you tedious creature.

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

you replied to a comment i made you obnoxious prick, if it's so tedious for you to type a few words then don't fucking do it you muppet

[karpizan]

Ah, a keyboard warrior. What are you going to do? Cyber punch me? Oaf.

[TriviaOne]

God is watching all of this, especially the person who said they PRAY that they die. Hope you know that God does not honor such requests...that is a form of mockery. I will pray that you seek God for real and stop wishing evil things on people.

[tmofee]

God is watching this? Poor god having to watch all the BS on the Internet. There's a lot of crap out there :P

[jakelfc123]

righhhhtttttt,

[doyleum]

Has anyone seen the one with Aswad in it, I think its was with that tony guy from the broom cupboard.

A lad rings in and says "yeah aswad your great , i really like your music, but i was wondering what do you lot think about twats?"

Something like that

[tilly15773]

lol

[salader1]

I remember it!! I think it was Toby Anstis. It was really funny because he said how much he liked them, then shouted - "What do you think about twats?" Lol. I went into school the next day, and no one saw it, you're the first person who i've seen mention it, i'd love to see it again.

[IGotTheChatlogz]

@salader1 You talking about Aswad? Yeah It was real! Some guy with a Leeds accent said "Yeah Aswad what do you think about twats?" Then Toby Anstis said "Ooooh, there's always a bad apple isn't there!" I LOL'd!

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

how the hell do you know whether they are broke or not.....all those stories were in the paper in 1990 and in case you hadn't noticed it's now 2008-18 years later so get over it you freak and no they didn't snort anything, and as for you wanting them to die i'm sure someone somewhere is thinking the same thing about your pathetic existance

[lofc76]

remember this happening and i'm still laughing.would like to shake that man's hand. ' star' my arse more '5 stupid cunts' lol

[charrmedfan101]

well those 5 whatever you decided to call them had several top ten singles, number one albums are still writing and recording today with many fans so I wonder who is doing better five star or elliot!!

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

speak for yourself you sad freak

[ChazE94]

lmfao sideways

[MrSideways]

I'd have asked them why they didn't call themselves 5 Cunts instead, as they sure as shit aren't stars.

[nightfire620]

Funny that, I ALLWAYS wanted to know the answer to his question too!

[anxresi]

So do I. Any ideas, anyone?

[BBX118]

I searched this after hearing it mentioned in a Bo Selecta skit.

[lukebower82]

That normski guy needs some sleep, she's yawning all over the place. Yes I know I've changed it's gender through the sentence - thats the point.

[normski1969]

if ur real name is luke...luke mate finish this sentence 'eat shit and ---'

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

They didn't answer the question-why were they so fucking crap? It seems a perfectly logical question to me.

[normski1969]

yawn

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

HaHa...only joking ...i dont remember enough about them to judge their quality , but if you like them , fair enough . Each to thier own.

[syrett76]

Dont pander to normski - you were right the first time. Its not his fault he's got no taste in music

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Hey , if it makes them happy who am i to dictate my tastes to them? There's no good or bad , it's all subjective . And it keeps them off the streets.

[charrmedfan101]

so if I asked you why your such a fuckin wanker, how would you reply?

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Mmm...either : "Because it's my God-given right!".

Or : "Go piss up a rope fuckstick , grannies pubes y'whore , i caught NSU off your Dad while your mother watched."

But i'd never get away with the latter on Going Live.

[charrmedfan101]

yeh see you replied cos you actually r a wanker!

five star didnt answer because they are not crap and they would not even lower themselves to give a nasty comment back!

[FunkySeeFunkyDo22]

girls, girls, really. Is this hostility over a sub-mediocre, jackson 5 wannabe band from the 80's really worth it?

[charrmedfan101]

I will direct my hostility towards you then shall I!

five star were never jackson wannabes, they were definately influenced by them but thats like a lot of groups. They couldnt be more different if they tried.

Haters change the record, comparing five star to the jacksons is getting boring!!

[FunkySeeFunkyDo22]

Really hostile - I cant take it! Did you ever think of broadening your musical knowledge and listen to something more recent, Like terrence trent d'arby, or curiosity killed the cat perhaps (!)

[charrmedfan101]

hmmm.......no,im quite happy as I am thank you.

[InSearchOfSpace]

Hey , i'm enjoying this!

[markzvidz]

one word...."cock"

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

well done, that's a brilliant comment....now if you really put your mind to it you can come up with something even more stupid

[InSearchOfSpace]

Nice comeback , Oscar.

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Woah! Five Star aren't crap? No , no , i'm not ready for such a radical concept , my mind just can't take it!

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

to a retard maybe

[ozloz07]

oce, when I was about twelve, and my sisiter was playing her five star video, I noticed that the fish in my aquariam formation danced to their music. I tried many other soundtracks, but indeed- they actually only danced to Five Star!!!amazing- but true, how funny life was then.

[syrett76]

I love the guy on the left in white at the end. His facial expression looks like he's just realised the awful truth he was suppressing.

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

yah he can't believe there are people as sad as that on the planet

[normski1969]

yawn

[syrett76]

Oh no, Ive offended the only 5 star fan in the country. Woe is me.

[normski1969]

yawn

[Debagio]

Fantastic. Love it.

[oners118]

Absolute class, bring back going live!

[static202]

Not Big, Not Clever but fucking funny.

If you were a kid at the time can you honestly say you were talking about anything else at school the following monday??

[normski1969]

elliot is obviously an asshole...and so are all of his fans on here....and where is elliot now...probably still bed wetting at home with his mummy still tucking him up in bed like a good little boy!!

[ThoseWhoChoseCheese]

Wheres 5 star?

[normski1969]

yawn

[heyarnoldsknee]

Where is Five Start now?

Delusional cunt

[josat]

Elliott isn't a nice person

[anxresi]

He's not nice.. but he is insightful and 100% correct.

[SlugThumper]

I dunno if anyone knows this but I heard a rumour this was actually Sean Bean (the actor) who did this call. It does sound a bit like him.

[SlugThumper]

I never forgot this or the Matt Bianco one. We still talk about it down the pub when we're pissed and talking about old kids shows. Two legends!

[GuyWithoutTies]

elliot and you are 'THE' man dongal1 ")

[GuyWithoutTies]

pebby girl honestly i drop by here as and when i need a break from work to have a little laugh as it's like watching the british cosby show LOL and there's no law saying i cant.

[pebblesto]

Right. I don't like PDiddy or what ever he call himself nowdays I wouldn't take the time look him up on youtube to day crazy and mean stuff. But hey you have fun your way. But just a note I've meet two of the members in Five Star and they are so down to earth.

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

that has to be the saddest thing ive ever heard in my life

[SlugThumper]

I know Elliot Fletcher who made this call. He actually has tourettes. He rang up to ask them when their new album was coming out but it came out as "YOU'RE FUCKING CRAP"

[normski1969]

if this is true...ask him to defend himself and beg for five stars and their fans forgivness??

[heyarnoldsknee]

liar.

[GuyWithoutTies]

fuck those two bitches dongal1 ! LOL ")

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

no....fuck you

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

you might want to start thinking about getting help for those voices in your head.....they are obviously very disturbing for you

[GuyWithoutTies]

why do i feel like peb, spj and gill are actually part of the 5 freaks. promoting themselves in youtube and hammering anyone who pass even the slightest negative remarks on the 5 freaks. sad.

[pebblesto]

No I am not a part of five star but it's crazy to take the time to comment on a group you don't like.

[pebblesto]

oh sad because no one want to rent you LOL.

[GuyWithoutTies]

steadman tramp rent boy haha

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

get a life you pathetic freak, you're a total sad case and you prove it time and time again with all your stupid bullshit comments

[pebblesto]

That's funny because none of them ride the bus. I know you were a fan and got made becaue they wouldn't talk to you right???

[catslaughing]

i remember matt bianco being called a wanker on live t.v. i have to agree with dongal1 on this they were SHITE!!!!!!!!

[RJEmpson]

it was so true what he said!

[live4ever88]

What mortgage? Anyone as ill-educated and ignorant as you has got to be a schemie.

Again, time for someone to get a life i think! ;)

btw, I have absolutely no interest in 5 star. Just in case anyone thinks im one of their mad fans trying to defend them or something.

[5starlove]

did they put up a fight

[5starlove]

its true its true . ive seen the DVD on sale in Soho

[5starlove]

just get on the blue bus ,

[deedeelondon]

must be a window licker

[deedeelondon]

please see ,, 5 star go to the salon on youtube, it's time to play spot the gay

[deedeelondon]

i bet he like' amy winehouse,

[deedeelondon]

i was told they were 5 tranny's from peckham.. chick's with dick's,, cock's in frocks, i bet theres some one  round here who likes that

[deedeelondon]

I'm sorry to have to say this to you spidplspdlmpdmp..but 5 star are shit so that the group broke up along time ago .. you must get over it for your own sake . and stop wanking over the men from 5 star it is so sick to do that .. it;s time to see a doctor about your mental problem. we don't dislike you we just feel sorry for you , after all you are a sad cunt and you know you are .hope you get well soon

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

get over yourself, no wonder you come out with senseless comments when your head is so far up your arse

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

whats weird about their looks

[deedeelondon]

i grew up in the 80s, thing's were bad enough, 5 star just made a bad time worst. after going live they seemed to disappear, the truth was out 5 star were and still are shit. and their dad spunked all their money up ,, and left them with jack shit , hahahaha most suicide's are caused by listening to 5 star, because they are so shit they make you feel shit and want to kill yourself . Hitler would have gas-ed them for the sake of all man kind

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

sorry to disappoint you but no im not either of those things

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

you have the maturity of a toddler with all these silly comments that you are making, what exactly is your problem with them anyway, nobody is asking you to like them but you don't have to be so spiteful

[Leron5]

God bless you!

[deedeelondon]

what's the difference between 5 star and 5 buckets of shit ... the bucket's of course

[RazorFringe]

The look on their faces was pure gold.The one on the very left looked really annoyed.

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

you couldn't be more wrong but thanks for sharing

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

first of all how did you come to the conclusion that im gay, secondly i didn't ask any questions and thirdly why did they deserve abuse like that, you don't have to like them but there's no need to be childish about it

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

this is such a stupid comment to make, nobody deserves to be verbally or otherwise assaulted, i think the only person here with shit for brains is you and all the other sad people applauding this idiot for ringing up a tv show just to abuse somebody, hopefully he has grown up since then so maybe you and other people here should follow suit

[spjdplsjpdlmpdmp]

grow up idiot

[Leron5]

I think this is quite pitiful. It shows me the sad state of the world when people applaud this type of ignorance. The Pearsons are a hard working family who did nothing wrong to anyone. Look at the work you do and think about how you'd feel if you were insulted in the same manner.

[anxresi]

BUT IT'S THE BRITISH WAY!! WE BUILD 'EM UP THEN KNOCK 'EM BACK DOWN!! THE LATTER IS THE BEST PART!! WHERE ARE YOUR FLASh CARS NOW, FIVE BELOW-PAR?!

[nightfire620]

A valid question that never got answered!

[woodgatejack]

I saw this live when I was a kid, 'bout choked on my shreddies.

Many's the time since then I've watched a bunch of talentless wannabes on telly and wished some other little gobshite would follow Eliot Fletcher's example and tell them to 'Fuck off'. However, they time delay things now:(

[Mrtrinks]

I remember watching that on TV when i was about 12 in the 80's. Fantastic telly

[TruthandJusticeUK]

Five Star didn't answer the question the useless bastards.

[TRIGMASTER06]

yeah im sad lol, coming from the man who replys to this comment.

[TRIGMASTER06]

Five star never answered his question, how rude of them lol

[bondits73]

this was classic tv

[OasisDefinitelyMaybe]

brilliant

[xkayleigh2293x]

hahaha lol!

[brian8589]

those boons got a fucking mouthful hahaha

[kristy2512]

whats wrong with living at home brian lmao xxxx

[brian8589]

fuck all but i bet he never had a girlfriend haha and i rely shudnt take the piss i still live wiv my parents after my ex gav me the elbow haha xx

[brian8589]

can i live at your home then we can have sex all day and nite xxxxx