Running With Scissors [parthe 3]

[bumpyjjeans]

Jill Clayburgh overacts. These people are funny because they are real not cartoons.

[SuperNoriChan]

baaha finch is a rapist xD

[16fonzie]

haha my mastbatorium that cracks me up

[alona1234561]

lol love the music and the dramatic pill taking lol

[TheamazingRiley1]

i hate having images in my mind of what the scenes are supposed to look like but then having tham look totally different in the movies

[waitingformypopcorn]

Can people shut up about the book? The movie is fucking amazing as a separate interpretation. Just enjoy it as someone else's piece of work inspired by the book.

[Theillousionprincess]

*click*

*Norman stands up*

"What are you writing!?"

"Norman Burroughs is homicidal. He is an unapologetic alcoholic. He is dangerous in fact to himself, his wife, and his child."

*Slowly sits back down*

XD

[wocky1427]

I feel bad for Norman. He's like the only sane person in that room!

[browneyedgirl899]

"five hours.... but I have to work!"

"you see... I'm married to a narcissist"

epic

[bedtime420]

ewww she was covered in his juicy crusty old blanket hahaha

[bedtime420]

@RandomDecision hahaha

[bluezinnia847]

Great Campy movie! It's really good! Great acting, etc! It's funny, and it's very psychological! Definately worth a watch! We are talking great actors here...Annette Benning, Gwenth Paltro, etc...definately worth a watch! And I thought I was disfunctional, lol! Welcome to the Masterbatorium! It's a really fun watch! I don't know why this was a sleeper, because it's classic in every way! Enjoy!

[shortiecanbrawl]

This is a good movie, but it's telling a COMPLETELY different story.

[paintednaomi]

this is so weird??? lmao a mastabotorium? wth

[paintednaomi]

doesn't this dr just keep reinforcing her delusions? she isnt a fantastic poet

[househeadericmd]

Annette is brilliant!

[saldanat]

oh shut up this is NOT the book its the movie! if you don't like the movie and can't embrace the changes then dont watch it! NOT DIFFICULT

[ladystormannie]

hehehehehheheheheheheheheheheh­eh!!!!

[lazerleon0100]

Hope had black hair.......

[The949080]

Why didn't Augusten mention any of this stuff in A Wolf at the Table?

[GooGajoob224]

If Deidre isn't one of the biggest martyrs i've ever seen, then excuse me I have to go sincerely apologize to my mother.

[murepoison]

dr. finch is supposed to be fat.

[TheEliseAnn]

different than the book :(

[shellecat89]

"That...oh that leads to an adjacent room. Where I masturbate."

*Bursts into laughter*

XD

[sheboxer18]

"lol I smell manure"

[feeblepizza]

Masturbation, yay!!!!!

[HannahHeartStruck]

Looks like barbies fucking dream house had a trashy party that was never picked up

[edenmarubeller]

Hahhahahah I smell manure its coming out of your ears hahha!!!

[Cheriitoh]

5:20

XDDDDDDDDDDD "Hope! This is my masturbatorium!!" Hehehehe. x3

[lovesababe]

6:10 best song ever!! lol

[TheFlamingoNinja]

I know this sounds so condesending but people, you've GOT to read the book. Trust me. I'm one of those people who like to watch movies instead of read, but the book was histerical not to mention they had so many details. Plus Augustus was like 5 when most of this happened. So long story short. READ THE BOOK.

[hiner301]

@TheFlamingoNinja You reallly do need to read the book, you are right. THE BOOK IS SOO MUCH BETTER!!

[bleep111]

the book is absolutely amazing. read it y'all.

[HannahHeartStruck]

@TheFlamingoNinja im sorry but how the hell can anyone read tht book and find it funny? Are you kidding me? It was scary, abusive, disgusting, and so so just plain fucked up!!! It's good for people to relate to and the author to cope. But finding the book( what i think you mean as "hysterical") is disgusting and you need to get your head checked

[TheFlamingoNinja]

@HannahHeartStruck I really didn't mean it like that. It really is a sad book, but he has some really funny parts in there. I didn't mean it to sound like "HAHA HIS PAIN IS MY LAUGHTER." I'm sorry if it did sound like that.

But you have to admit. The part about the Black Triangle? The Masturbatorim? He adds comedy in there to make it not so hearthurting. Sorry again. It really is a sad book.

[RejectKitty]

OMG PART 3 AND THEY LEFT OUT SO MUCH SHIT SO FAR UGh.. READ the book people please.

[RejectKitty]

I don't like all the music scenes so far...

[needles1987]

"I have failed as a wife and mother"

"Yes. You have."

[nsynczombiee]

the book is so much better than this

[drowninginmyscreams]

5 hrs is rediculous

[diddymuck]

unentertaining pap

[Nawbdbest]

jajajajajaja LMAO Masturbatorium jajajaj

[bananas1and2]

Oh my... I remember this kid from Jack Frost back in the 90s (the kids movie, not the stupid horror one). He grew up nice.

[Capricaquarius89]

I like that he has a picture of Queen Elizabeth II in his "mastbatorium"! lol

[needles1987]

He probably masturbates to it.

[samiam2088]

@Capricaquarius89 I was thinking the exact same thing!!!

[Soccershortsandmore]

I pictured deirdre differently.

[ultravirgin]

wow i didn't expect that at all haha

[Ron2Weasley]

lmao 4:30

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

i always thought tht hope had black hair. at in the book i thought I remembered the book sayin' tht.

[GerryButlersLoverr]

"This is MY masturbatorium! And you're using my blanket!" Ahahaha... That part in the book is hilarious. Oh and... B-B-B- Benny and the Jetssss

[Bjorn379]

Hy, thanks for the answer. i think its on Running With Scissors [parthe 6] and starts at 5:20.

[Bjorn379]

wahts the name of the song was starts at 6:03,

thanks.

[Twilightfreak10924]

benny and the jets

[DOGperson629]

I thought hope had black hair? haha oh well its still pretty good so far. but i pictured hope and natalie differently.

[jessejurassic]

she's supposed to.

[xxtrish1407xx]

so many fucking parts are left out! ahh!!

[xxtrish1407xx]

where is hope? he meets her before this whole masturbatorium mess.

[xxtrish1407xx]

"go home, get out!" "and start dividing you books and your albums." hah

[MARYwannaxBOAC]

"that ? oh...that leads into an adjacent room...where i masturbate"

"what is this hope ?! .... this is my mastubitorium ! .... nap ? this is not the place for naps !"

hahaha the doc is boss man !

[XxunforgivensoulsxX]

"i smell manure" "i don't smell anything."

"i do. its coming out of your ears"

"....fucking bitch" ahahhaha

[spiritslive12]

i have failed as a wife and a mother.

yes you have.

OMG. XD LOL.

[lauraroxharderxx]

the family problems are played down way too much. i'd say they were more than just "unhappy."

[calmcanary]

funniest movie.

[SienehhSamanthaa]

this is bullshit , this is really fucking bullshit . :]

[stealinggiraffes]

*silence...* click! click! hahaha

[spiritslive12]

WHAT ARE YOU WRITING?

[vicboi87]

i can't do that i have to WORK! lol i love it...

[FM897]

That......is a BAD doctor.

[helloworld300]

"I've failed as a wife and mother."

"Yes, you have."

[Papanda1995]

@helloworld300 my favorite part of this scene :)

[Shericarl]

what are you doing in my masturbatorium? DWL!!!!

[blowdry7]

the father is too sane in the movie, in the book hes supposed to be this reclusive, emotionless creep

[vicboi87]

exactly

[colafroggy]

The dad seems to the only rational one. I wouldn't say that the movie is bad, it's just different than the book in a few aspects.

[randommegs]

lol the place to masturbate lol

[mariogoesinsane]

i have a masturbatorium too :P

[QuickenedSand]

OMG! Me too! It's called the bathroom! Lol!

Funny stuff that doc.

[AHomelessPoet]

dad needs to be less affectionette

[joaquinfreddie4769]

book amazing movie not so

[rainbowskittles5678]

i LOVED the book. i just finished it but the movie deffinately does leave too much out. and give the wrong impression of people

[frederickbabyyeah]

the mastutbatorium :D

[banoffeepiedreams]

wat song is this?

[ZeddyX001]

the things you do for love by PAUL McCARTNEY is the song at the beginning

ELTON JOHN BENNY AND THE JET is the second song towards the end around 6:08.

[R3adyToFly]

Paul McCartney does not sing the thing we do for love...I believe its 10cc you cunt.

[ZeddyX001]

Hey bitch thanks for correction its a simple mistake, but calling me a cunt thats wake, must people have dialogue on YouTube about music with intelligence but thats cool sad people like yourself has to try and make people feel bad cause, your worthless.

Oh I get it thats how you feel about yourself, cool no worries your probably like the people in this movie fuck up and in need of some help.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Later bitch!!!.

[Meemo12]

i feel so bad for agustin

[LLEBNAX]

WTF?!?!?! how did they turn his father, a complete homicidal sociopathic asshole, into the one whos the victim? (ie he would have never kissed augustens head or even touched him...he never felt bad about augusten he was an old crotchety man who wanted to kill his family) I'm having a really hard time separating the book from the movie..but I'll try, this seems like a decent movie but its killing me! lol just had to get it out...

[Flutelette1]

Trust me, if you read the book, you would think the mother was the crazy one.

And she really is crazy.

[LLEBNAX]

yeah she definitely was lol... but i read a wolf at the table as well so its even harder seeing his father portrayed like that...i dont know if you read that one but it totally shows why his mother went crazy and how creepy his childhood was, and not in a Finch way, in a cold, father watching you while you sleep way

[AngryAlbel]

I agree with you LLEBNAX for the most part. His mom was a psychotic bitch, but his father wasn't much better. A part of me sympathizes for both sides, but mostly for Augusten.

Argh. I need to get more of his books.  I love his writing style so much.

[cooliohoolio92]

the music in this film is fantastic!

[xxpaperbagxx]

lol joseph cross is so cute

[moonkissed45]

pooooor crazy woman.....!!!

[EienKohaku]

pppaaahhhahhahahahahaha his house is like a doll house!!!!! Its definatly for me!!! not for some older guy XD haha this is a great movie XD so funny

[shuichihero]

this is not a place to sleep!!! this is my mastabatorium!!

[XAshley438XX]

He looks like Charlie Bartlett. Hahaha.

[soujiro32]

Seriously?! ... mastabatorium?

[ShiriniFTW]

- Hahahah This is my mastorbatorium ? !

[sydneygayboi]

" i need to see you for 5 hours a day"

LOL LOVE THIS FILM !