Every book and article I've ever read has said that it's your rising sign, not your sun sign, that determines your phyical appearance. From what I can tell, she's talking about phsical traits of a cancer sun, which is different for all people under the sign, considering most have different ascending signs....I have a leo rising, a cancer sun, and a gemini moon. Not to mention that your genes have much to do with how you look and not the placement of the stars...yeah. peace yo. (:
I'm always eating and drinking, yes this is true, but I'm the skinniest in my house, my boobs are small, I love my country, Trinidad and I'm the second lightest in my family. . . the rest is very accurate though. (:
lol. what you said does not have much truth behind it. Im a cancer born on the 29th of june , I dont have a round face Im dark skined blonde hair blue eyes , cancers are guardians of the seas, I am both male and female and dont keep things I dont have a use for . Im not trying to be rude or mean , im just stating the facts , Great video by the way,
Cancer people are very moody. For a Geminian it would very difficult to get along. They want a shoulder to cry on, so they care less for what condition you are in and worry about themselves. But as she says in the video , cancerians are very keen about feeding people, very possesive about children, very fond of palying tantrums. They always offer something to drink and something to eat whatever the time. Very sentimental as well.
she is only going off of the star sign so if she is wrong in some areas its believeable cause we all have like 5 zodiac signs in us if we do our birth chart me being born on July 17 puts me close to leo so cancer and leo characteristics are kinda intertwined i also have aquarius, capricorn, and scorpio in me as well
Okay... I have light skin tone, I have NO round face, I may be moody, tough outside soft inside. I don't talk much. I'm NOT fat (i'm one of the skinniest both in school and family)
SHE MAKES ME FEEL FAT >:O Lady i'm 5'10 and weigh 139 Iim a FEEMAAAALE. But she's really accurate...but this gives me hope for my boobs to grow just a tad more ;o
well she go the "lighter then my family" part rite and also i like to eat lol, and im also caring i dont feel like cancer r CRUSTY ON THE OUTSIDE i kno alot of cancers and most of them r DROP DEAD GORG including my self :)
I have to admit I do recognise many of my little sister's qualities here. Love of food, always carrying food and a drink (healthy foods, though. She works out and is in better shape than I am, but she does gain weigth easily if she's not careful), carries a lot more things than I ever do, loves to take care of others and especially children, very fair complexion, motherly, moody, puts on a tough facade but is really quite emotional...
The moon-child-face of the family is me, though. ;)
Now this whole shit about the looks was hilarious. I have cancer friend and he ain't pale at all. His face is pretty long and not round at all. Where do you get this info from?
My girlfriend is a Gemini, but she was born on June 15th. So she has some Cancer qualities for sure. The Cancer cycle starts on June 20th, so it's reasonably close to the cusp.
OMG I have a cancer rising and I'm so moody. LOL @ happy in the morning and crying in the afternoon. haha cancers don't eat and drink all the time. But they are awesome cooks.
this is soo my best friend haha I always carry a little purse or sometimes non at all but she carries a freakin´suitcase everywhere ;)). and when we want to go out for dinner she packs snacks for on the way over :S. she loves to take care of me I'm an aquarian so that freaks me out. She drives me crazy but I still love and woundn't trade her for anyone else in the word. ;)
uhmm ok ladyy i think just about every1 likes to eat , yeah and the complextion ideaa ,, so falsee .. den again this entire thing is false .. just sayiinq .. hope i didnt crush any1 heart :p .....if i did ......ohhwell . at least now u kno .:)
this women don't know jack , i know a lot of cancers and non of them have a soccer ball face , they do not eat like pig's and never met a fat cancer . oh yea and i dont have big breast's i have big ball's but no breast's so you wrong about another thing
@Timikitusaki: Eh.. Well I'm a cancer and most other cancers I know do have an acorn type face, even skinny cancers can sometimes have a slight acorn, big cheeked face. I'm fat, yet that's because I need to go to the gym lol! :D
this women don't know jack , i know a lot of cancers and non of them have a soccer ball face , they do not eat like pig's and never met a fat cancer . she is smocking something strong i tell you that
omg...I have a huge purse, I'm the lightest one in my family (my mom is mocha brown, my father is caramel complected and I'm even lighter than him), I have huge breasts, I love to eat, and I love to mother people. this is kinda creepy...
lol I am a cancer sign and i have a oval face and slim build 5'3 110 not the lightest skin color i hate to drink and dislike having breakfast but i do care for everyone lol
i dont know what part i should beleave but i am like a start knowing from the best i love to achive and succeed and much more i am full of bright lights may be sencetive and emotional cuz we r and that makes me a sweet kinda of lady...
this is completely FALSE this lady makes us sound like hobbits or pigs. I work out, eat right, have a sensual body and carry myself with a lot of passion. All cancer's don't want to take care of any and everybody, we have lives too, and dont sit around looking like hobos with a ton of useless stuff in a bag and a donut in our mouths, WTF???
ALL OF U R VERY AAROGANT IF U THINK THIS IZ TRUE I AM THE DARKESS IN MI FAMILY I DEFITNELY DO NOT HAV A ROUND FACE AND THE REST OF THE STUFF SHE SAID WAZ JUST A COINCIDENCE SOO GET UR HEADZ OUT OF THE CLOUDZ PPL WAT SHE WAZ SAYING A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LIE AND WAZ A BUNCH OF BUHDDA #DONTBESTUPID #THATIZALL
@IAMFABULOUZ , MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY! this is completely FALSE this lady makes us sound like hobbits or pigs. I work out, eat right, have a sensual body and carry myself with a lot of passion. All cancer's don't want to take care of any and everybody, we have lives too, and dont sit around looking like hobos with a ton of useless stuff in a bag and a donut in our mouths, WTF???
@justwantnavel You have just taken everything she said and turned it into the WORSE case scenario!!! Not everyone is going to fit the bill to the T, its a well known fact that each star sign has sub signs, so if you're on a cusp for instance or born at a time when mercury was around etc... well then you take on OTHER traits alongside your main sign. I'm a cancer and agree with quite a bit, and yes I look after myself and I most certainly am not Endowed in the boob department... lol!
I do always have bottled water which is really ironic/weird aha but come on I'm not always carrying food lol And I do fill up my purse because I feel like I should be prepared for anything? idk I'm scared something will happen and I might need random things lol What she did forget was the money part =S
Now I get it. So what you have not banged anybody in a week? Is that whats bothering you? I am sure your father would be able to help you out? You your mamma and your father can do a 3-way bang bang. Bang bang bang... bang bang. lollol
Are you sure you're not moody? then whats this? You are angry. lollloll You are a cancer, and the best way to figure that out is that you are presenting yourself as being this hardcore dude but I think you are sth else in real life.
An astrologer attempted to guess what I was once. She named every sign under the sun other than the right one. Damn my protective shell is good! Thanks for the laugh!
Ok well im asian and im like not lighter than my family but more brown u could say... my bday is today but all i kno is were protective of our things or someone or something, i do eat occasionally, stay home alot, and very emotional and ii hate it...
The round face, and pale skin is all that was right... I don't, and from reading the comments, others don't always have food or a drink in our hands. -.-
@ali78huss78 ...omg i duno y but ur comment had me rolling on the floor dying hahahahahahahahhahahah omg soo hilarious... somehow tho all this was true about me xcept the whole children of the world thing. I like to take care of ppl i care about and ya i give the ocassional change to bums but the world no.
lmao at Boljarin thats funny cause its true!!!! The only part of this that rang true for me was the moodyness and taking care of people the rest were so wrong lol but i was very close to the cusp.
remember its not only the sun sign that makes yr personality, its the moon and ascendant as well, the ascendant is really the character u show to the world., also your personal experience and upbringing play a huge part.. also june cancers are very different to late july crabs.. and if youve had a bad experience with a crab, be thankful it wasnt a scorpio as they always seek revenge...!
Man this lady really has it wrong! I don't carry shit with me and I also think people eat to much now days! I don't want a women that can cook as much as I would want one that can count! You cannot spot a cancer because we believe in being quite and somewhat sneaky!
@metallica4life0707 ROFL ME TOO!!! Everyone in my family and social circle are Aries, so they're all tough and angry and it doesn't matter if I'm angry, happy, scared, sad, frustrated...I cry. Remember this though..those sensitive to emotions can easily mistake another persons emotions as their own.
I'm a Cancer and I just need to say something about Mike Tyson and OJ Simpson. They were both born on July 9th, as well as Courtney Love and my abusive ex boyfriend. July 9th people are fucked...the rest of the Cancers are okay. OH Also, watch out for April 20th as well...Hitler, an Aries, that's his bday. But then again it's also 4/20 <3
@Remedy13 im pale too! Then I have dark brown hair and can't sleep during full moon.......lol am I a Cancer or a Vampire/Ware wolf? Not to mention....I scuttle around a lot... : \
@pcosfight lol you a true cancer. i have black hair and i'm always active during a full moon..if not reading i'm always up til the crack or dawn drawing..
@atthespeckofdawn my favorite jewelry to wear is silver hoop earings and sometimes silver bracelets.
He paints his nails silver? AWESOME! Whats his name? I'd LOVE to check him out!!
lol it does. Since i'm born on July 1 I tend to be more sexual and physical in a relationship. I have a "unique" personality and i'm also have a curvier figure.
i think i hate being third decan cancer, absorbing *everything* , being such an emo.There is no practical purpose to being a wet rag, I am in awe of laid back people
If no one teaches you how to control your insane sensitivity, this is a terrible sign to be born under
Is there a comrodare between Cancer men and Scorpio men? I'm a Cancer and i became "friends" with a scorpio guy and we both dated the same girl (a pisces)
@headfonez cancer, scorpio and pisces are all water signs, they all have an unusually strong compatibility so that'd explain why your pisces ex was drawn to both of you :)
lol "moms"...what if you're a guy
Villeishott 3 weeks ago
Every book and article I've ever read has said that it's your rising sign, not your sun sign, that determines your phyical appearance. From what I can tell, she's talking about phsical traits of a cancer sun, which is different for all people under the sign, considering most have different ascending signs....I have a leo rising, a cancer sun, and a gemini moon. Not to mention that your genes have much to do with how you look and not the placement of the stars...yeah. peace yo. (:
subject1059734 3 weeks ago
im a cancer, i like to eat healthy and hardy mostly and im not fat...i only weigh 145...AND IM A DUDE!
unphazed123 1 month ago in playlist Cancerians
I do usually have food on me, or in my vehicle. That's just being prepared, like a good cancer
rseveran 1 month ago
This reading is really more for cancer rising, and less for a cancer sun. Rising sign (ascendant) rules appearance.
rseveran 1 month ago
My friend is a Cancer and she is really skinny, I'm just a fat Pisces :(
KikoIsAwsome44 1 month ago
fat and pail?
KikoIsAwsome44 1 month ago
I'm always eating and drinking, yes this is true, but I'm the skinniest in my house, my boobs are small, I love my country, Trinidad and I'm the second lightest in my family. . . the rest is very accurate though. (:
Sceneqirlrawrr 1 month ago
true true true, lol
TheBiancalov 2 months ago
lol. what you said does not have much truth behind it. Im a cancer born on the 29th of june , I dont have a round face Im dark skined blonde hair blue eyes , cancers are guardians of the seas, I am both male and female and dont keep things I dont have a use for . Im not trying to be rude or mean , im just stating the facts , Great video by the way,
erwintipton 2 months ago
Some people say Cancers are the most manipulative but I say they are also among the most common and nondescript together with Virgos.
SeventhSun 2 months ago
Cancer people are very moody. For a Geminian it would very difficult to get along. They want a shoulder to cry on, so they care less for what condition you are in and worry about themselves. But as she says in the video , cancerians are very keen about feeding people, very possesive about children, very fond of palying tantrums. They always offer something to drink and something to eat whatever the time. Very sentimental as well.
gopalvenuraja 2 months ago
@gopalvenuraja
Boring sign. It doesn't matter.
SeventhSun 2 months ago
pale regardless their ethnicity
no african guy is cancerian?
OneCoolGuy89 3 months ago
she is only going off of the star sign so if she is wrong in some areas its believeable cause we all have like 5 zodiac signs in us if we do our birth chart me being born on July 17 puts me close to leo so cancer and leo characteristics are kinda intertwined i also have aquarius, capricorn, and scorpio in me as well
kittx50 4 months ago
cancersss areee soooooo hot.....imnot one but theyyy areee soooooo hottt....dear lord
ONcontrolled1 4 months ago
i spotted a cancer on my boob. breast cancer!
wdp11683 4 months ago
to spot a cancer just go find a doctor
N0Mist4ke 5 months ago in playlist Astrology
my cancer friend is a real cancer because he cant stop making perv/gay jokes
cancers are cancers - its pretty logical =)
kcuskcid 5 months ago in playlist More videos from expertvillage
Okay... I have light skin tone, I have NO round face, I may be moody, tough outside soft inside. I don't talk much. I'm NOT fat (i'm one of the skinniest both in school and family)
LexieBear1 5 months ago
my.cancer.boyfriend.is.sorta.like.that.he.is.fat.lol.but.i.dont.think.he.is.that.caring.
PinkyImoan 5 months ago
SHE MAKES ME FEEL FAT >:O Lady i'm 5'10 and weigh 139 Iim a FEEMAAAALE. But she's really accurate...but this gives me hope for my boobs to grow just a tad more ;o
Villeishott 6 months ago
What she got right: I have big boobs, i have a round face, i AM moody, i'm tough on the outside and a softy on the inside, i dont talk alot
What she got wrong: I am NOT pale
MsLalalallalalallall 6 months ago
my face isn't round
moonbeam6991 6 months ago
man! i must be a strange cancer cause i am no where near pale!
mimibobeni 6 months ago
well she go the "lighter then my family" part rite and also i like to eat lol, and im also caring i dont feel like cancer r CRUSTY ON THE OUTSIDE i kno alot of cancers and most of them r DROP DEAD GORG including my self :)
lovegamesz 7 months ago
why are you Cancer's complaining? Oh, must be the moodiness!
meancreek 7 months ago
Oh yes.. I'm cancer, pale and love to eat! And I take care of my sistas like a mother.. :)
So it seems pretty much true.
aggresive1queen 7 months ago
I don't have the patients to look after people... and I don't usually eat every meal
PedalStrings 8 months ago
I don't have the patients to look after people...
PedalStrings 8 months ago
wat is vocal chords
samrocks1998 8 months ago 2
@samrocks1998 it's the stuff in the throat ppl use to speak.
lisawang99 8 months ago
@samrocks1998 What you use to sing and talk with...dude are you like 8 not knowing what vocal chords are
Villeishott 3 weeks ago
thats all true but im skinny and i love to eat alot and im the lightest one in my family
samrocks1998 8 months ago
hmmmmmm nope, not extactly what i was looking for
waterangel251983 9 months ago
none of this sounds like me, other than liking to eat
Waqsjoaquin 9 months ago
Ha I was born on the 5th of July.
WokeAlotaSmeed 9 months ago
@WokeAlotaSmeed Same LOL
LoVeViruSs 9 months ago
@WokeAlotaSmeed im on 7th
nepalihercules 9 months ago
i do agree on the whole emotional stuff...
alooolable 10 months ago
fluid filled sacks? My colon has fluid in the form of diarrhea..and I get diarrhea at least once a week. She's RIGHT
citizenlizard 10 months ago
"the stomach, the breasts, and the fluid filled sacks..."
asdwerdsaf 10 months ago
PERFECT DESCRIBTION... IM CANCER BORN ON THE 4 OF JULY...
ThePinupperfect 10 months ago
I have to admit I do recognise many of my little sister's qualities here. Love of food, always carrying food and a drink (healthy foods, though. She works out and is in better shape than I am, but she does gain weigth easily if she's not careful), carries a lot more things than I ever do, loves to take care of others and especially children, very fair complexion, motherly, moody, puts on a tough facade but is really quite emotional...
The moon-child-face of the family is me, though. ;)
HijaDelMar6 10 months ago
NO vocal cords i sing Confused face lololol
06glenadam 11 months ago
lol thanks alot for the comparison to OJ and mike tyson ........how stupid ?
destiney400 11 months ago
i'm a cancer and i was born on the 4th of july
floatzel104 1 year ago 2
@floatzel104 so is my friend
MyTalbert 11 months ago
Now this whole shit about the looks was hilarious. I have cancer friend and he ain't pale at all. His face is pretty long and not round at all. Where do you get this info from?
predatorsl10 1 year ago
im a cancer
im the 2nd darkest in my family
nd i cant stand carryin a lotta shit wit me lls
AmberMonet 1 year ago
jesus christ this is my cousin.....especially the purse part
aries4561 1 year ago
WTf im not pale..tan...dont have huge boobs!!!
100things2do 1 year ago
hey,i'm a cancer,and we don't eat all the time :/
but yes,i am pale :)
lilcutebeth 1 year ago
@lilcutebeth i know dut other than that it is pretty good ... im hungry
MrNikcccc 1 year ago
arg.... so my mum... shes a therapest. ironic.
artiacarrest 1 year ago
i thought you could tell a cancer through seeing if the skin spot changed at all
plasticpope 1 year ago
im a cancer and black as hell lol.the darkest one in my family
LordTariq83 1 year ago 52
@LordTariq83 your adopted you're secretly a capricorn sorry buddy!
oac294 2 months ago
@LordTariq83 me tooo lmaoo
TiffanyTooFlyy 3 weeks ago
My girlfriend is a Gemini, but she was born on June 15th. So she has some Cancer qualities for sure. The Cancer cycle starts on June 20th, so it's reasonably close to the cusp.
Zuklar 1 year ago
Haha funny xDD I'm a cancer but I'm now well endowed =\
isk8ter24 1 year ago
u said the COMPLETE opposite of every cancer i know
newmoongirlz3 1 year ago
well, pretty true on my dad and my ex bf
Bearlize 1 year ago
ye I am the opposite of well in dowd woman
xxAlicexxhnp 1 year ago
im one of the darkest ppl in my family..but the other things she said are true
icandaze 1 year ago
she HAD to throw O.J. simpson in there @__@
So true about the moodiness thing though!
smoochX3 1 year ago
"cancers are the moodiest sign in the zodiac, they can be happy in the morning and crying in the afternoon much like O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson"
...WTF lol
kingledude13 1 year ago
OMG I have a cancer rising and I'm so moody. LOL @ happy in the morning and crying in the afternoon. haha cancers don't eat and drink all the time. But they are awesome cooks.
LoveSpiceWhatever101 1 year ago
this is soo my best friend haha I always carry a little purse or sometimes non at all but she carries a freakin´suitcase everywhere ;)). and when we want to go out for dinner she packs snacks for on the way over :S. she loves to take care of me I'm an aquarian so that freaks me out. She drives me crazy but I still love and woundn't trade her for anyone else in the word. ;)
coolrider47 1 year ago
soo true , you know she's right if you really focus on everything she say's ..it's right unless you are not pure from soul ...i really like her
SilverRose921 1 year ago
This describes my sister so well who is a cancer. She eats SO MUCH and carries a big purse.
xXElegantBeautyXx 1 year ago
Yeah I love to eat, whenever I'm happy I eat! :D
I happy all the got dang time though...
RockyBalboa211 1 year ago
well i have brown hair......
samigirl22 1 year ago
uhmm ok ladyy i think just about every1 likes to eat , yeah and the complextion ideaa ,, so falsee .. den again this entire thing is false .. just sayiinq .. hope i didnt crush any1 heart :p .....if i did ......ohhwell . at least now u kno .:)
876islandqueen 1 year ago
this women don't know jack , i know a lot of cancers and non of them have a soccer ball face , they do not eat like pig's and never met a fat cancer . oh yea and i dont have big breast's i have big ball's but no breast's so you wrong about another thing
Timikitusaki 1 year ago
@Timikitusaki: Eh.. Well I'm a cancer and most other cancers I know do have an acorn type face, even skinny cancers can sometimes have a slight acorn, big cheeked face. I'm fat, yet that's because I need to go to the gym lol! :D
RockyBalboa211 1 year ago
this women don't know jack , i know a lot of cancers and non of them have a soccer ball face , they do not eat like pig's and never met a fat cancer . she is smocking something strong i tell you that
Timikitusaki 1 year ago
omg...I have a huge purse, I'm the lightest one in my family (my mom is mocha brown, my father is caramel complected and I'm even lighter than him), I have huge breasts, I love to eat, and I love to mother people. this is kinda creepy...
MiamiPush2theLimit 1 year ago
Yay! I'm the lightest in my family and I was born July 4th :)
Georgie1996x 1 year ago
omg..i am a cancer and that is me!! I have the lightest complexion in the family, im sensitive, and i love taking care of others before myself.
gaylee0714 1 year ago
sounds like my sister and brother <3
lawtowngirl85 1 year ago
some actually fit me, shit
GreeceOTOT 1 year ago
Im so faaaaat. >:
AngelicSquid 1 year ago
hahaha true. about the large purse, and the fair skin :D
AiLeenShugAriE 1 year ago
Yep, sounds like me!!
saintcasper91 1 year ago
lol im a 4th of july
Silvoleon 1 year ago 2
Cancaers are funny :D ....Taurus
youngarmenian 1 year ago
i don't have a moon shape face, i dont think i'm pale, i'm quite skinny,
swantonist 1 year ago
This just gave me one good laugh :D
Thanks.
FeuerGewitter 1 year ago
I am pretty pale but I'm not fat but I do like to eat and drink pop and stuff. I might just have a really high metabolism cause i'm skinny too.
TNTIV 1 year ago
SHES WRONG I LOVE TO EAT BUT IM FAR FROM FAT AND TWO OF MY COUSINS R CANCERS THEY EAT ALOT NEER GAIN WIEGHT SO WHAT TO BELIEVE BTW I WANT A PICESES
barbieful100 1 year ago
@barbieful100: You could have a high metabolism..
RockyBalboa211 1 year ago
shoutuout to the cancers im a cancer the most complex sign so proud
barbieful100 1 year ago 2
lol I am a cancer sign and i have a oval face and slim build 5'3 110 not the lightest skin color i hate to drink and dislike having breakfast but i do care for everyone lol
samom4 1 year ago
lol...
i dont know what part i should beleave but i am like a start knowing from the best i love to achive and succeed and much more i am full of bright lights may be sencetive and emotional cuz we r and that makes me a sweet kinda of lady...
sexyrican849 1 year ago
Yeah I got the stomachhhh lol :)
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this is completely FALSE this lady makes us sound like hobbits or pigs. I work out, eat right, have a sensual body and carry myself with a lot of passion. All cancer's don't want to take care of any and everybody, we have lives too, and dont sit around looking like hobos with a ton of useless stuff in a bag and a donut in our mouths, WTF???
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justwantnavel 1 year ago
ALL OF U R VERY AAROGANT IF U THINK THIS IZ TRUE I AM THE DARKESS IN MI FAMILY I DEFITNELY DO NOT HAV A ROUND FACE AND THE REST OF THE STUFF SHE SAID WAZ JUST A COINCIDENCE SOO GET UR HEADZ OUT OF THE CLOUDZ PPL WAT SHE WAZ SAYING A TOTAL AND COMPLETE LIE AND WAZ A BUNCH OF BUHDDA #DONTBESTUPID #THATIZALL
IAMFABULOUZ 1 year ago
@IAMFABULOUZ , MY SENTIMENT EXACTLY! this is completely FALSE this lady makes us sound like hobbits or pigs. I work out, eat right, have a sensual body and carry myself with a lot of passion. All cancer's don't want to take care of any and everybody, we have lives too, and dont sit around looking like hobos with a ton of useless stuff in a bag and a donut in our mouths, WTF???
justwantnavel 1 year ago 44
@justwantnavel :D by a cancer
tanyagunes 1 year ago
@justwantnavel You have just taken everything she said and turned it into the WORSE case scenario!!! Not everyone is going to fit the bill to the T, its a well known fact that each star sign has sub signs, so if you're on a cusp for instance or born at a time when mercury was around etc... well then you take on OTHER traits alongside your main sign. I'm a cancer and agree with quite a bit, and yes I look after myself and I most certainly am not Endowed in the boob department... lol!
Elfaro 9 months ago
I do always have bottled water which is really ironic/weird aha but come on I'm not always carrying food lol And I do fill up my purse because I feel like I should be prepared for anything? idk I'm scared something will happen and I might need random things lol What she did forget was the money part =S
MsTexascutie 1 year ago
look at all these cancer's on the comments, waaah
Cyclopsunglass 1 year ago
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sabbirsa 1 year ago
@sabbirsa u know i yawn too when i was doing ur mom lol hahahahahaha did u know ur a annoying faggot
ali78huss78 1 year ago
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sabbirsa 1 year ago
@ali78huss78 u lost ur mother and i care y i still banged her
ali78huss78 1 year ago
Is that all the insults you can come up with? Banging my mother. common buddy, you are lame. Nothing new comes out of your mouth. Bang bang bang...
sabbirsa 1 year ago
@sabbirsa sounds like alot of people bang ur mother hahahaha ur mom is a hoe hahahaha
ali78huss78 1 year ago
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sabbirsa 1 year ago
really? So what do you do when you get violent besides crying and bitching like a little girl?
sabbirsa 1 year ago
@sabbirsa i bang ur mom and feed u my cum everymorning bitch
ali78huss78 1 year ago
Now I get it. So what you have not banged anybody in a week? Is that whats bothering you? I am sure your father would be able to help you out? You your mamma and your father can do a 3-way bang bang. Bang bang bang... bang bang. lollol
sabbirsa 1 year ago
Violent mood swings. Yup you are a cancer.
sabbirsa 1 year ago
@sabbirsa You be trollin'
MrCSXboy98 1 year ago
Yup whatever. lol
sabbirsa 1 year ago
@sabbirsa Lol
MrCSXboy98 1 year ago
are you sure because you seem to use a lot of gay reference.
sabbirsa 1 year ago
Are you sure you're not moody? then whats this? You are angry. lollloll You are a cancer, and the best way to figure that out is that you are presenting yourself as being this hardcore dude but I think you are sth else in real life.
sabbirsa 1 year ago
I find cancers to be extremely troubled mentally and emotionally. Two cancers that I knew committed suicide. They also are very caring though.
ccaa6732 1 year ago
@ccaa6732 They are not troubled. They are very sensititve and sweet. Douchebags should stay away from them.
anisurfer84 1 year ago
An astrologer attempted to guess what I was once. She named every sign under the sun other than the right one. Damn my protective shell is good! Thanks for the laugh!
n1t21r3 1 year ago 2
Whoa.. I gotta say, that teleprompter was going really quickly.
CouganSmith 1 year ago
Apparently I'm a Cancer. I match this to a tee.
Unfortunately, I'm an Aquarius. This is horse shit!
Chileborn90 1 year ago
wtf i dont constantly have food lmao
calfrun27 1 year ago 24
@calfrun27 hahahahha
CutieTheGP 1 year ago
@calfrun27 i dooo
terrbbgurl323 1 year ago
@calfrun27 my cancer man does :P He is SOOOOO cancer it's so funny lol
sugarcane2013 1 year ago
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ali78huss78 1 year ago
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ali78huss78 1 year ago
Ok well im asian and im like not lighter than my family but more brown u could say... my bday is today but all i kno is were protective of our things or someone or something, i do eat occasionally, stay home alot, and very emotional and ii hate it...
MoclSkills 1 year ago
The round face, and pale skin is all that was right... I don't, and from reading the comments, others don't always have food or a drink in our hands. -.-
xXxLiveLaughDiexXx 1 year ago
taking care of the children of the world wtf i fucken hate kids and i dont carry food with me wtf.
ali78huss78 1 year ago
@ali78huss78 ...omg i duno y but ur comment had me rolling on the floor dying hahahahahahahahhahahah omg soo hilarious... somehow tho all this was true about me xcept the whole children of the world thing. I like to take care of ppl i care about and ya i give the ocassional change to bums but the world no.
shyeilrz 1 year ago
ok just to make sure everyone herd that 0:53
"much like OJ SIMSON AND MIKE TISON"
oj simson- sent to jail for murder
mike tyson- sent to jail for sexually assaulting and posetion of drugs (also BIT a guys EAR OFFF!!!)
its fun to be a cancer =^ ) *snip* *snip*
37shadowwolf15 1 year ago
Hehe, I'm really, really pale! Most cancerians i know are pale and moody too- like one of my best friends ;)
Plus, i love silver, i usually wear it with black ;)
hardcoretrance101 1 year ago
lmao at Boljarin thats funny cause its true!!!! The only part of this that rang true for me was the moodyness and taking care of people the rest were so wrong lol but i was very close to the cusp.
XXDrknssoXX 1 year ago
Hopefully you never spot a cancer, cuz cancer kills.
I'm Cancerian btw...and loving it.
citizenlizard 1 year ago
I think Matthew Fox is a cancer....yum
frdrcksncn 1 year ago
i loveeee eating...all this emotional shit is true, but emotions dont change all of a sudden because it wants to....
Espada623 1 year ago
remember its not only the sun sign that makes yr personality, its the moon and ascendant as well, the ascendant is really the character u show to the world., also your personal experience and upbringing play a huge part.. also june cancers are very different to late july crabs.. and if youve had a bad experience with a crab, be thankful it wasnt a scorpio as they always seek revenge...!
SovereignBeing 1 year ago
NO, this is all accurate
laurenblacksinister 1 year ago
Did anyone burst out laughing when she said FLUID FILLED SACKS
FLUID FILLED SACKS
FLUID FILLED SACKS!!!!!!
cancerian female
citizenlizard 1 year ago
This sounds just like my mom
aleebabes12 1 year ago
This information is 100% Bullshit
Reapergedom 1 year ago
Man this lady really has it wrong! I don't carry shit with me and I also think people eat to much now days! I don't want a women that can cook as much as I would want one that can count! You cannot spot a cancer because we believe in being quite and somewhat sneaky!
CasualCartier 1 year ago
lol i cry two or three times a week and always have a craving for something sweet ot spicey...sometimes both at the same time
Remedy13 1 year ago
@metallica4life0707 ROFL ME TOO!!! Everyone in my family and social circle are Aries, so they're all tough and angry and it doesn't matter if I'm angry, happy, scared, sad, frustrated...I cry. Remember this though..those sensitive to emotions can easily mistake another persons emotions as their own.
pcosfight 1 year ago
I'm a Cancer and I just need to say something about Mike Tyson and OJ Simpson. They were both born on July 9th, as well as Courtney Love and my abusive ex boyfriend. July 9th people are fucked...the rest of the Cancers are okay. OH Also, watch out for April 20th as well...Hitler, an Aries, that's his bday. But then again it's also 4/20 <3
pcosfight 1 year ago
@pcosfight
I was born on the 10th. Other GREAT and talented
musicians were born on the 9th. They usually play
the guitar and smoke/curse way more than ANY other musican
for some reason. I don't know why though. lol.
atthespeckofdawn 1 year ago
This definatly describes my sister! :D
ALYSSAisblonde 1 year ago
Once you spot Cancer, you're already too late.
Kingofeurope 1 year ago 21
lol have food now :]
Iseddieshipper1O1 1 year ago
am cancer (19 july) i use food as fuel not as pleasure... (am pretty skinny) other stuff is pretty truu i guess
Impatient101 1 year ago
Two Cancers together is probably one of the best matches out there. My grandparents were. Very romantic :)
Kingofeurope 1 year ago
it can also be a disaster.
sabbirsa 1 year ago
yea..i am paler than my parents. me and my aunt (who is also a cancer) are lighter than most of our family members.
Remedy13 1 year ago
@Remedy13 im pale too! Then I have dark brown hair and can't sleep during full moon.......lol am I a Cancer or a Vampire/Ware wolf? Not to mention....I scuttle around a lot... : \
pcosfight 1 year ago
@pcosfight lol you a true cancer. i have black hair and i'm always active during a full moon..if not reading i'm always up til the crack or dawn drawing..
Remedy13 1 year ago
@Remedy13
damn, you sound JUST like me. I have black hair,
and I draw constantly. Hell, even on other people. xD
I also like silver. do any other cancers like it too?
atthespeckofdawn 1 year ago
@atthespeckofdawn lol i use to draw on my friends arms and i love silver jewelry. simply love it.
It depends on the cancer...some say that a cancers personality also depends on the day they were born
Remedy13 1 year ago
@Remedy13
wow, we are alike x3
I am wearing 2 silver necklaces,
a hemitite bracelet, and 3 silver rings.
Iv'e also noticed my favorite Cancer musician
wears ALOT of silver. he even painted his nails
a silver metallic 0_o
maybe you can check him out if you'd like :)
oh, that can also be true, your personality can
also depend on one's Natal Chart, also.
atthespeckofdawn 1 year ago
@atthespeckofdawn my favorite jewelry to wear is silver hoop earings and sometimes silver bracelets.
He paints his nails silver? AWESOME! Whats his name? I'd LOVE to check him out!!
lol it does. Since i'm born on July 1 I tend to be more sexual and physical in a relationship. I have a "unique" personality and i'm also have a curvier figure.
Remedy13 1 year ago
hahahah wow i constantly have a bottled water with me! hahaha
luera 2 years ago
@luera me too
pcosfight 1 year ago
i think i hate being third decan cancer, absorbing *everything* , being such an emo.There is no practical purpose to being a wet rag, I am in awe of laid back people
If no one teaches you how to control your insane sensitivity, this is a terrible sign to be born under
TookYerJob1 2 years ago
@TookYerJob1
same here. I am CONSTANTLY anxious. and an Emo.
but I don't cut myself. I hate being emotional, and worried
ALL the time. But,to cheer you up, there are GREAT musicians
born under this sign....But, they mostly do drugs/curse ALOT. lol
atthespeckofdawn 1 year ago
You can't spot a cancer, you can't look over their wall.
Boljarin 2 years ago 28
Is there a comrodare between Cancer men and Scorpio men? I'm a Cancer and i became "friends" with a scorpio guy and we both dated the same girl (a pisces)
headfonez 2 years ago
@headfonez cancer, scorpio and pisces are all water signs, they all have an unusually strong compatibility so that'd explain why your pisces ex was drawn to both of you :)
xallanxx 2 years ago
they like to EAT HAHA
clokwize 2 years ago