Goon recruitment policy enforced.

[graywolfalphaone]

wow that was a prity dick move... remind me when i see goons in low and nul go poof not to feel badly anymore. :P

[BonzaiDNA]

@graywolfalphaone If I still played the game, I might give two shits. 

[AckAttack77]

i've hated goons ever since they left us in IAC to die, fuck goons.

viva iac

[BonzaiDNA]

@AckAttack77 Nice revisionist history. As I remember it, Tyrrax stole almost everything IAC had. Then you guys imploded on the drama. Clearly, goons fault.

#1: You hate facts and should probably die.

#2: Stop think you are important on the internet.

#3: All that happened 2 years ago... in a video game. Get a life nerd.

[SomeNoobWithCE]

If this many people are complaining about them then mission accomplished by the fleet.

By the way, Goonswarm is hardly dead. Check Goonwaffe, you can no run back to WoW.

[tyrrhenamaxus]

@SomeNoobWithCE Goonswarm died long before it ever disbanded hth

[Washu73]

Goonswarm is dead.

[BonzaiDNA]

@Washu73 - Thanks for the update months after the fact.

[Washu73]

@BonzaiDNA - I am always willing to help.

Still Goonswarm existed to po as many people as possible so it is hardly surprising that few mourn their passing.

Personally I quit the game after helping with the final push since bringing them down was my sole reason for playing, (the character is logged onto once a month just to keep it active and the skill queue full in case I ever decide to play again.)

[BonzaiDNA]

@Washu73 - unless your character name is Karttoon, you had nothing to do with ending goonswarm. side note: i too quit. its just too boring to throw cash at.

[Cearul1]

@Washu73 Maybe he took Karttoon and the other Goonfleet directors on a gay vacation that led to them not paying the bills?

[Smehrf]

dead but not forgotten

[burnzorz]

@Washu73

lolllllll is that what it looks like in 1.0 sec?

[Flyinghotpocket]

well i didnt even get that chance of dieing. i just got declined. haha

[runningwithscythes]

the one and only fun thing in this vid is the fact that the thanatos was shield boosting ;o

[CDMVette]

We are literally the worst alliance in the game.

[rhino2960]

well, goodbye goons, you wont be missed, kickin butt and ambushing puppies might be fun but u forgot about something else.....karma......is......a.­......BITCH!

[BonzaiDNA]

@rhino2960 - You're understanding of how karma is supposed to work is nearly as bad as your posting. plz die in a fire.

[dionysusanton]

wow can you say dick heads?

[theace]

lol Kartooned! haha

[BonzaiDNA]

depends... do you have a carrier and/or like cake?

[icecooljon]

Video posted: September 27, 2008

"Wow, I would think goonswarm would need every capable cap pilot they could get their hands on considering the current climate." << I hardly think they could predict the future =/

[cannonman581021]

Wow, I would think goonswarm would need every capable cap pilot they could get their hands on considering the current climate. Have fun with IT boys ^_^

[BonzaiDNA]

Rape is no laughing matter... unless you are raping a clown. Lucky for us, huh?

[shinrenx]

Is Goonswarm from 4chan or SA? I keep hearing conflicting theories.

Also, is Goonwaffe dead?

[BonzaiDNA]

SA. not that it matters anymore.

No, Waffe is our factional warfare haven now.

[Godbreaker]

Ah, the epic amzingness of Goonfag stupidity. Stand in it's complete glory....and try not to vomit.

Keep in mind that everyone of those sub-human fucks are about 400 lbs and still live with mom (See ALL Goonswarm vids). It's actually quite astounding that they can communicate with one another. But then again, so do maggots....

[BonzaiDNA]

Soooo..... is this your way of sending us an application?

[Zoloat]

Guess he should have made sure to have 10bux

[Vroktar2009]

Why did you guys gank him again? He thought he was going to join you? So you killed him?

[BonzaiDNA]

yes. thanks for paying attention.

[Vroktar2009]

Well it does not seem like the efficient marketing tactic I would utilize to introduce new potential teammates to an organization. When you play a crazy ganking pirate (goon) in a game, you are viewed as creative, cool, fun etc. When you play a thief and a liar while interacting with people in the real world, (ie. luring some player to join your corporation and then killing him) you are simply being an asshole.

So yeah, i paid attention ....asshole.

Do yourself a favor and check out of life.

[BonzaiDNA]

it'll be ok little buddy, feelings are hard to deal with sometimes. when you are an adult you'll be able to drown you impotent rage with alcohol just like your father. k? bai!

[mrlaird]

one word......Yarrr

[smokersdyeyounger]

You'd think that if he had played the game long enough to get into a carrier he would know about goon recruitment scams. Anyway I'm sure his tears were delicious and provided many lulz.

[dragonhartfire]

wtf rofl pwnt :L

[GalaticTG]

@0:09 The cake was a lie.

[DRoadkill]

My favourite bit was the Analytical Mind in the cargohold

[fallout4ev]

goonswarm is killing the people who want to join good because more people will hate them and ban together to fight their oppression evil Nazi ideology

[AlmightyZeus08]

dont diss the nazi's man

[wimpy23456]

@AlmightyZeus08

Freak

[deityrising]

The problem being is that Goons only do this to morons stupid enough to show up. So essentially what we're up against is a bunch of mouth-breathing mongoloids screaming HURRRRRR across the Galaxy.

[BonzaiDNA]

to clarify, i HURRRRRR with class.

[Zigg17]

Goonswarm is GAY.

[ephektz]

Openly. ;)

[meephew]

did anyone else notice the thanny getting shot was shield boosting?

[CDMVette]

Metal.

[nurelgrc]

*eyes water*

well done boys

god bless those men!

[trashman992]

This is awesome.

[Washu73]

What with no recruiting (if this vid is anything to go by), and the inevitable member shrinkage over time that all guilds suffer (regardless of their awesomeness) Or a hot new game will come along and everyone will move there and nobody will want to play EVE and the goons will vanish. Nobody need do anything, they will eventually leave for one reason or another.

[BonzaiDNA]

Clearly, you have no idea how goons work on a very basic level. Not like a lack of information has ever stopped anyone from posting on the internet.

[Devilishlydo]

Yes, we clearly stopped recruiting. No idea how I managed to join 4 months ago.

[BonzaiDNA]

A few hours after westriderL3 wrote his comment, we hot dropped Atlas capitals. Killed 6 dreads and 4 pods. We lost a heavy dictor.

Now we know what it is to be defeated.

[dimitrikemitsky]

Actually we're kinda fighting PL right now, Goons are just sitting in Delve. Not that i blame them, must be like entering the promised land lol, i wouldnt want to go fight again right away either.

[khalida1988]

i dnt see why everyone gets all assy bout goons...they wont last foreva one day they will end up like bob, once there member start losing alot they will start trying to get out!! and to all u allaince out there...if u got a high ranking officer make sure he is a good friend so they cant pay him off (they have more money then god) maybe imploy some small merc corps to hit they industral corps i donno be smart and dnt trust anyone

[exotrown]

ROFLMAO! =P

[dawnofwardarkcrusade]

I love how people make up their own eccentric stories on videos of how they have done something like this " tweleve goon battleships expecting a marauder battleship but instead 3 titans ( 3? for 12 battleships?) and a huge fleet ( really?) jumped throgh ( through) lols" ....yeah.

[rayywang]

Wow, for all the smarts to pilot a thanatos the pilot was pretty stupid to believe the 'recruitment process'

[idxm]

A whole industrial alliance fell for it a couple of days ago.

They're now down a carrier, 2 freighters and about 40 billion isk worth of loot.

Pretty entertaining stuff

[SpartanX189]

goons are my kinda people they take advantige of dumshits in the game exact same thing i do

[BonzaiDNA]

I'm replying to this from Delve. lol @ you.

[vostronas]

it was hilariously funny i flew a ashimmu and killed off a crap battleship

[vostronas]

i saw this happen once there was twelve goon battleships expecting a marauder battleship but instead 3 titans and a huge fleet jumped throgh lols

[BonzaiDNA]

Goons died hilariously? I don't believe it. No sir.

[Wargeneralguy]

so how did you get into goonswarm? lol though a freind?

[BonzaiDNA]

Goons don't have friends. I got in because I'm a happy little bee.

[SpartanX189]

If only they knew man if only they knew

[StellarSoldier]

Eh... Whats a pubbie?

[verxintRising]

Okay hold the fuck on.

IS THAT THANATOS SHIELD BOOSTING?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[verxintRising]

Lawl.

At this point everyone should know better than to join a GS corp without being on SA.

[Pinworm4545]

I tried to join goonswarm, but they wanted a payment of 200mil to join. I Didn't have the cash, so I offered my services in adding lensflare to pictures, and my extensive stamp collection. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. I'll see you goons later.

[Barua147]

I would've gone for the stamp collection.

[everarddiamond]

lol wtf someone should say i wana join with my carrier and switch to a titan and rape the goons sideways and also at like 0:55 did i see their own carrier smartbomb friendly fighters wtf idiot

[everarddiamond]

someone needs to say to them i wana join with my carrier then when they say they will have a welcoming party for u switch to titan fuck them up would be so funny then just go and join some people they hate aka everyone

[user92056]

those guys are dipshits. they would piss on there own mothers grave

[BonzaiDNA]

u mad?

[phuzzyneu]

he mad

[SoundTurbo]

Lmao, poor kid. But still, a welcoming party. No one believes that.

[FSynchro]

Hahahahaahahhahahahahaahah

[nauroticdax]

i dont get it he packed evrithing into his carrier jumped into goonspace they said they had a party waiting for him and he dident think that was a trap and they kill him? wtf

[BonzaiDNA]

you're

[Viscupelo]

The poor deluded fool.

[geno110]

they hve a ploicy? i thought it was recruit as much ppl as u can and blob the shit out of ppl :S

[dimitrikemitsky]

no lol, they have a recruitment policy, and it is enforced 100%.

[wil8115]

thats goons for ya. bunch of wankers.

[newbus1]

name is MME Boubou

[eveplayer08]

it that thanatos shield tanking!!!!!!!! OMFG

[gurt89]

More please

[NavSpecWep]

nice song. goes excellently with the spirit of the video. anyone know what it is and where i can find it?

[BonzaiDNA]

As stated in the info section, Song: Andrew W.K. "Ready To Die"

[fuckingchickenrape]

shield tank your thanatos erryday

[sweeteck2]

Shiled boosting thanna???!!!! wtf!

[BonzaiDNA]

From the killmail, (2) X-Large C5-L Emergency Shield Overload I

[Kujiness]

Poor gullible bastard.