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  • 'She'd need a whole damn iceberg, to cool her burning twat'.

    Best line ever.

  • Good game but terrible voice acting

  • And one more thing.Idk why people say this game sucked,or why it only got 44 on Meatcritic for PC.It's a pretty awesome game and i prefer the pc version over the Xbox one(Despite the pop-ups and glitches more prone on the pc version)I def give this game a 8.5/10 It rules ^.^

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  • Lol when I first played this and reached the point where after beowulf finally rips his arm off,and screams I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!

    That

    Was

    Epic.

  • lolz me and my friends were singing this in class

  • what is your graphics card?

  • But Grendel couldn't talk in the movie. They could a game based on a movie right and the movie wasn't even the most closely based rendition of the actual poem.

  • @MetroidKingofMetroid if i remember correctly he was able to speak, but it was a mix of at least 3 languages. plus, try to speak properly with a mouth like his...

  • didn't he do that with his arm with a door? o.o and i where i saw it grendel was in zise of a normal human.. wierd :S

  • @the4evervamp i think he was that tall in the movie too, but he contracted when beowulf punched him in what seemed to be his eardrum

  • Grendel: "STUPID!!!! STUPID!!!!"

  • am i the only one here who read the book?

  • @Jaxterpeace Beowulf is a poem...

  • @Jaxterpeace No... Pardon me a moment

    ::Throws up my breakfast::

  • I like this game, but it's not a game thats worth the money. luckly i got it as an unexpected christmas gift! :p

  • lolllll at 2:46 FEMEIII in my language that means womens

  • She'd need a whole damn iceberg

    To cool her burning Twat

    1:40

  • He is not nekkid? :B

  • @rafaelzimrp That's in the movie, in the game, Beowulf's costume doesn't change until he becomes king.

  • Wooow, whoever did the voice acting for beowulf in this game sucks.

  • @skjaldulfr SHUT UP! That's the same guy who did the voice for him in the movie!

  • @SidRulz100 Doesn't change the fact.

  • @wkunzelman1 I suppose.

  • @SidRulz100 Actually, let me change that. It's an opinion. It's not fact, as there are people that can rightfully disagree.

  • @wkunzelman1 Yeah, I guess you're right.

  • That was the point, Grendel was not cool he was weird, ugly, disturbed and a literal monster i believe, this movie rocked my world about 5 times.

  • algen sabe como se llama la cancion esa?

    Anyone know the song is called that?

  • Grendel: proof one should practice safe sex.

  • i love the song

  • Oh, we are Beowulf's army, each a mighty Thane, we'll pummel your lasses and ravage your asses then do it all over again!

  • 7 people who watched this video were virgins.

  • what does this blue flame?

  • grendel is an idiot

  • "OPEEN... THE DOAARR!"

  • 2:00 STOP THE NOISE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!

  • Grendel kind of imagine me of gollum from Lord of the rings

  • @Meridos257 The only difference is their size.

  • PH34R M333!!!

  • grendel looks like a big human...

    in the book hes a freaking big green dog!

  • @ChidoriNamikaze ...What? No he's not.

    When Hrothgar tells Beowulf of Grendel & Mom's lair, he specifically said that two giant monsters were seen by peasants, the larger one walked like a man, but greater than any man, and they named it Grendel.

    If your referring to him being referenced as a wolf, that's hardly literal.

  • Grendal grind your MOM! LOLOLOLOL

  • i have the grab problem, i grab the air instead of grendel, anyhelp? my version is the pc also.

  • STOP IT!!!! or ill call the cops :D

  • I really dont like this game very much . . .

  • lol what a shitty way to initiate the fight :/ ... i would rather watch the movie then play this :S

  • Lol the song was very cool ahahaahah 

  • Super saiyan beowolf.

  • @1ntothefray I LOVE it when he screams, "FEAR ME!!!!"

  • love the design for grendel

  • hahaha don't like the battle very much but love the song ! i bought my sister for twenty goats XD

  • he just loves shouting his name doesnt he

  • this game looks so bad.

  • Grendel looks like Golem and Freddy Krueger took a dump in a blender that was put on puree

  • This is why i don't play games ... soo wack!

  • @Mozideho39 this is horrible..most games aren't this bad

  • man this is a horrible game lol

  • Beowulf the RHYTHM GAME

  • nice gameplay

  • Most annoying Viking Song EVER

  • @TheVoiceOfReason93 no kidding

  • Beowulf: (powers up) "FEAR MEEE!"

    Grendel: It's...over 9000! (scouter bursts)

  • stupid game!!

  • haha he never killed grendel like that and his mother didnt show upp ther dman stupid game i will never buy that stupid game it suck!!!

  • I AM BEOWULF!!!! Lol! New catchphrase XD

  • veri good

  • "No pintel!"

  • lol @ 2:19

    thanes:"GET HIM!!"

    grendle- MEGA STOMP

    xD

  • Beowulf owns Kratos

  • @BlueNinja1212 /facepalm

  • FEAR MEEEE!!!!!!

  • So this is singstar or what :P

  • grendel in the movie is so weird and gay

  • @Marcinjakobzielinski he freaks me out in it i nevewr watched it again :L

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  • okay this figth is even gayer than the movie,and why the hell is grendel a retarded mama's boy?

  • If I was in the game I could kill Grendel NOt just pull is arm of!

  • its complying with the story of beowulf mate he does get killed by beowulf later on in the game.

  • lmfao sing sing!!!!!!!!!!

  • Is this game any good then? Worth £5?

  • LOL amazin song

  • I am reading the book and man this is nothing like it. If you want the true story read the book.

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  • the book is so much better

  • I don't get why the lyrics say "Weapon" when he's clearly saying something along the lines of "Wesson"

  • When Grendel was all like StOp EEETTttt!!!! I was all like !!!LOL!!!

  • @randomman34

    your crazy. the movie was amazing...

  • 6:23 "I am ripper and tearer and slasher and gouger. I am the teeth in the darkness and the talons in the night." That is so badass!

  • most movie based games sucks but this is actually kinda fun. I liked it. Just bought in on an impulse.

  • i killed grendel hard.

  • 50 times I heard the music video

  • i love thanes song

  • you kicked his ass!

  • BEOWULF! its well different 2 movie

  • the grphic novel Beowulf has the best grendle(i think)

  • I got freaking epic at 1:42!!

  • @tankmaster1018 Obviously. This is the Best Medieval Song Ever Heard.  Nuff said.

  • omg what's the song's name?! its amazing! could you give me the name, pls? the game is lovely =) wish it didn't lag on my computer... i have 2gb ram, ati x1600, 2.9 intel processor... and STILL it lags :( any suggestions?

  • Idk about this game, I've had it for a long time but I am actually playing it now, Not a bad game.

  • You guys should see Beowulf and Grendel! That is closer to the book.

  • Beowulf and Grendel is only close when it comes to the way everything looks for the time period. It wans't a bad film, but Grendel should be allowed to be a monster but pitiful as well at the least. Here they nailed him more. I get the point of this saying this is told by man's perspective, but at the least they could have made him a bit more monstrous like. Although I did like it much more than the idiotic 1999 Beowulf film and the sci-fi movie Grendel. It's hard to make a perfect Beowulf film.

  • True, but you have to remember that Beowulf and Grendel was a low buget film and could make a very good monster. So they had to use a very big man.

  • Yeah but even so I think a costume could have helped. I know it was trying to go more for making him pitiful and more of a giant than a monster, but I'm saying that he could still look sad even in the form of something hideous. I'm not judging that film or saying this is the only good adaption, but I think Grendel looked like what the creators inteded as the embodiment of pain although still monstrous as well.

  • I think that Grendel in this adaptatiopn of Beowulf should have looked more like a monster. He looked like a deformed giant than a monster.

  • Yeah as I said they originally made him bulkier, but they then thought it'd be more emotional if he was deformed and decayed. Like they say, history is written by the winners, and making the monster sound weaker wouldn't sound as good to the people when they heard the tale. It might have mad ethe fight even cooler, but it wa san interesting idea.

  • in the actual movie beowulf shuts the door and cuts grendles arm off.

  • will there be on ps2?

  • I dont think so...

  • this game is horrible

  • yeah ounch him in the ear!

  • I Likked The Song

  • The graphics don't look that bad

  • dis game is ill

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  • great song XD

  • I would suggest a better voice actor for this Grendel, but I'm 2 years too late.

  • this was a bit too brutal for me :_p

  • beowulf isnt easy its kinda hard but still not to hard

  • i ahve this on my xbox 360 i just killed that grendale

  • i love there music though hahahaha

  • is it on xbox 360?

  • No, it's on the pc.

  • @aitats but its also on xbox 360

  • @dodia345 It is out for the 360.

  • dude the dragon was beowulf's son :P

  • in the story Grendel only attacked the people for his own pleasure and Beowulf HAD killled the mother as well. Oh and the dragon was out of randomness and it killed everyone cause a thief stole from it :P

  • The dragon is Beowulfs son. The mother and Beowulf had sex and the dragon was their spawn.

  • I think he was referring to the original.

  • Yeah but he is talking about the actual story not the movie. In the story of Beowulf he killed Grendel and his mother... there was no dragon and no old Beowulf...

  • there is a dragon and a old beowulf where beowulf becomes king and the dragon just popped out of nowhere

  • the dragon is beowulfs son from grendels mother

  • Yes there was, it just had nothing to do with Grendel's mother. Beowulf becomes king and in his older years he goes to kill a dragon.

  • @aitats

    you're talking about the movie's storyline... popsticky talks about the original poem(s)...

  • @aitats he's talking about the original legend.

  • @aitats Thats the movie not the original poem in poem Beowullf is "tradional" Germanic Hero always Heroic and Honorble in movie is opositive xD movie and poem have lot differences

  • @aitats hes talking about in the book.

  • @aitats, in this version,

  • @popsticky09 Like in Hobbit xD

  • dude, that is NOT what grendel looked like in the book

  • Could you describe your version of him then?

  • well, in the book he was that tall, but he was furry like bigfoot in the book at least

  • ehm ok? here he looks just like in the movie... havent you seen the movie?

  • @aitats

    Um, I think most of these people don't understand..

    That in the book, GRENDEL is never described. Claws and such yes.. but that's all they looked.

    Artists had fun with it and put what they thought.

  • @xxJMStudiosxx

    Grendel has no specific physical appearance in the original poem. He's simply an 'aglæca': a somehwat ambigous term that has been the subject of much scholarly debate.

  • this "command the men thing" was really easy for me. don't try doing it just by wathing over the circle, instead try listening to the rhythm and it will be easier.

  • its a good game and i have it but this fukin (command the men thing)in the beginning of the game (that dam circle that goes in rounds) i cant make it its very hard but if i tried for alittle and foxed maybe i can do it but after that will i have 2 do it again in other levels of the game? because if so i will delet it of my pc

    some one who played the game please answer me

  • You have to do very, very often but it isn't that hard really.

  • my only real complaint about this game is that beowulf isnt naked when he fights grendel ^_^

  • The oldest of the virgins she was a randal lass I showed my mighty Wesson and she showed me all her ass The fattest of the virgins I knew her for a whore I gave her all me codpiece still wanted more The sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats she showed me there was more ways than one to show me oats
  • They should have had it so you fight him naked like in the movie.

  • seriously? Are u not affraid of wat that comment might brig upon u?

  • The movie may as well have been a satire of a the poem.

  • or a parody

  • the music reminds me of god of war,when u were trying to defeat grendell

  • lol when my noob brother played that part its halrious when he fails beowulf just stops instanly

  • The movie sucked but this song is pretty cachty.

  • grendel is one ugly motherfucker

  • is that game good?? cuz the fighting seems to be great!

  • It's a pretty good game. Just a bit short. I recommend it if you like the God of War fighting style.

  • ok thanks i have the game i just haven't play yet lol

  • this is nothing like the god of war fighting style

  • It is. Simple bashing different combos and shit.

  • is this on PS3 or 360?

  • Neither. It's on PC.

  • lol i love that song!!! :D

  • Grendel is so fukin easy when you go in to the carnage

  • kok 2 days ago well ard 1 day ago pips

  • Its so cool. If you take enough damage, you hear the dragon tempting you and then when you hit the R2 button, Beowulf yells out and turns into his 'Carnal mode' (when the screen in all red) in which he gains the 'strength and fury of 50 warriors'.

    If you aren't tempted, you can go carnal manually (2:48) where you hold down the R2 button and Beowulf begins to focus his rage and enter his Carnal mode ((KAOKEN!!!!))

  • The drawback however is that your 'Thanes' (AI allies) become frightened of you and the more you stay in carnal mode, you can't tell the different between ally and foe and you will find yourself attacking your allies. The end result is that the next mission you take, you start with less AI allies.

    The alternative to Carnal Mode is Heroic mode in which Beowulf rallies his AI allies and gives them all a battle increase with an inspirational battle cry. Doing so will anger your Inner-Dragon

  • Nah take that back.

    Beowulf goes KaoKen!!!