ABC Happy Time (for adults only)

[arob61897]

Tina really fucked up your life huh? Btw I luv this vid it makes me laugh every time :)

[tomjackson491]

w is for WHY, WHY THE FUCK TINA.HEY HEY U WANT TO HEAR THE REST OF THIS SONG U BITCH

[crimes1997]

its better than sesame street

[MedalTrainer]

divorce is funny

[MrOdinmaster]

how does it splat left if he shot right?

[cheesyflames]

@MrOdinmaster Maybe the bullet didn't penetrate through to the other side of his head, and since he had pressed the gun against his skull, the pressure from built up within could be exerted after the barrel is removed from the bullet hole, causing gray matter and blood to eject out of the opening.

[dontburnthepagan]

I love how he just keeps on singing until W. THE SHOW MUST GO-- BANG!

[Gtakiller15]

OMFG I LAUGHED MY FUCKIN ASS OFF SO BADLY THUMBS UP IF HE WACKED HIS WIFE

[HaileyLt7]

I showed this to my mom... I am now grounded :) 

[DAAVID200]

you fucker

[AlaricReviews]

The last line is my mobile ring tone. And I work in a children's hospital.

[uhoFraqs]

"T, IS FOR TIM! Thats his FUCKIN NAME, I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LIVIN IN MY HOUSE AND BANGING MY WIFE....... FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM AND HIS DICK!

[ShadowWolfRising]

this reminds me of something, why is it women who divorce men are usually the ones who get everything and then leave the guy with nothing, i mean, in some cases its obviously justified, but a good example is Judith from 2 and a Half Men, what has Judith done to support Jake and pay the bills other then take money from this poor dude who has to live with someone else cause he can't even afford a apartment? i mean, granted hes a leech, but he wasn't always so.

[TheImplicitflower]

my name is tim :I

[MRirunoverkids]

@TheImplicitflower FUCK YOU TIM!

[TheImplicitflower]

@MRirunoverkids at least i got your wife :D XD

[MrHongKongBuffet]

I don't understand why this video is labeled "adults only." It educates children about how the real world works, but in a friendly setting.

[mrbigmacchomper]

One-Eyed Monster

[anvosbacon]

2:16 are the kids screaming... or cheering :O

[Warhawk778]

A is for ass, B is for bullshit, c is for crap, d is for di- You know what.. f is for fuck this.

[Plasmaproductions210]

holy shit.....

[KTH568]

Why do I think that this was originally just called ABC Happy Time, then parents thought this was a kid friendly video, so they watched it with them, and then johnnytheco decided to put (for adults only)

[SailorMoonChibi7]

Realistic blood scared the shit out of me D:

[pupdog114]

all people who disliked press 8

[ReaperSound]

@pupdog114 perfect comment ROLMAO

[pupdog114]

all people who disliked press 6

[pupdog114]

press 2 then 3

[T3chnostickzz]

We had to make an alphabet an alphabet song in drama i showed this to my friends, we acted it, we got an after school XD

[xXTheLightSageXx]

My english teacher told me to make words for the alphabet. I used these and got in detention xD

[Basekillmenlawz]

press 9 then 4 then 3 for how the real world works... murderr... sex

[gokunarugo2]

he seems like he's going through things...I hope my adult life isnt like that...

[Sikraj]

@gokunarugo2 Oh it will be....oh yes...it...will...be..........­(death is the only escape).

[gokunarugo2]

@Sikraj yeah yours too^^

[BF3Wisher]

How can you insert a dick into another dick? 1:36

[sonicshadowz1]

Daaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn that song was great that Tim guy sure fuck him up

[stringanime]

DORA NO MORE, nuff said.

[HeatherS603]

Does anyone else think he sounds like Barney :O

[odhran155]

y would he carry a gun around

[momoalex437]

This is retarded

[momoalex437]

U think

[SeCONdagenda1]

Soo this is what really happened to Steve.

[htftyut6]

hit 7 then 3 "suppose you eat sex

[htftyut6]

f is for funny. The moral of this video

[DevilMalice]

G is for goddamn assholes quoting the video thinking their so goddamn funny. H is for How long is it gonna take these dumbasses to realize their comments are worthless. I is for Idiots who give those douchebags thumbs up. J is for Jackoffs who have nothing better to do besides quote videos. K is for Kill yourselves you worthless bastards. =D I should be a fuckin star.

[MrBlackbird88]

Right in the childhood

[ComputaKidOriginal]

I am now going to play this song to my 4 and 5 year old nephews.

[TheThegreenpi]

i showed this to my english teacher... i am now suspended

[yourdailyhumour]

@TheThegreenpi you beast !!!

[gamerman5001]

@TheThegreenpi It was damn worth it..

[nightfire734]

@TheThegreenpi pics or didnt happen

[TheThegreenpi]

@nightfire734 pics of?

[nightfire734]

@TheThegreenpi pics of you showing it to your english teacher, duh

[CorvetteLoverZR1]

@TheThegreenpi Why did you do it?

[Gibbus43]

@TheThegreenpi That's pretty hardcore...

[Pwnager26]

@TheThegreenpi you arent serious....

[dinonick2]

@TheThegreenpi seriously?

[Outlaw9324]

demographics: This video is most popular with: Male 13-17

[cyraxdeath1]

wow that song will be best abc song ever if your going to be a kindergarten teacher teach them this song LOL

[MrWhozthat]

i bet you 94% of the people who watched this video are kids

[hamzahmario]

@MrWhozthat Yup. the blood looks realistic, too.

[MrWhozthat]

@hamzahmario good point

[drworm420]

i really got sad at first cuz i thought he wasn't gonna finish the song and just rant but oooohhhh boy was i surprised! G is for Good Job! thanks for the laughs!

[MrUlutraman]

i like the "for adults only" on the title

cause all kids can watch prostitute mickey

[socoolrickywwefan]

WTF??!

[RobloxLambo2011]

@BirdWatcher7000 Or they'd lose their innocence.

[stuff60063]

i didn't know why mario is in this video

[WarmCoffeee]

Press 4 then 3 for "Murder Sex," Englands most fun pass-time

[DemonPossesser]

"Y, IS FOR THE YEAST INFECTION YOU GET EVERY 2 WEEKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN YOUR PUSSY" lol

[BirdWatcher7000]

Poor emo, his job looked so dead end

[BirdWatcher7000]

Imagine you give this video to a Junior Infants/Kingarten Teacher to show to the class but you take out the Adults only thing! XD THE KIDS WOULD BE LIKE OH MY GOD!!

[MacPcGy]

press 8 for YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO CLEAN YOR PUSSY

[The1Godforever]

if this iz how they learn abc how do they learn 123

[MegaCybershadow]

if this was sweish it would be about 30 seconds longer cause we have å ä ö

[killerky842]

c is for cunt. like my ex-wife. she fucked my neighbor and ruined my life. women skrew not fuck. duh

[lucool888]

Gummibears bring good luck? :,o

[robajack1]

ohhhh yeaaaaaaaahahhhhh show them kids hw the real world works >:D

[samurai1833]

That is a strong finish!

[orourkeda]

c is for cunt

[125davey4]

@orourkeda cunt

[orourkeda]

@125davey4 S is for spastic. His name is 125davey4

[125davey4]

@orourkeda im gonna fucking beat the shit out of you!

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@125davey4

umad bro

[125davey4]

@TheZombieOutOfHell orourkeda is is fucking cunt

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

@125davey4

he is but u also mad

[125davey4]

@TheZombieOutOfHell what do you mean : /

[orourkeda]

@125davey4 H is for hard on which is lastng very long

[125davey4]

@orourkeda good one lol

[125davey4]

@orourkeda you spellt lasting wrong

[orourkeda]

@125davey4 It's spelt.

[125davey4]

@orourkeda it's spelt like what

[rhysdavey111]

@orourkeda sounds like you are fucked up you cunt

[orourkeda]

@rhysdavey111 so is your mother

[125davey4]

@orourkeda thats not my name you cunt

[Ponynstuff320]

Wait a minute there is lol...

[Ponynstuff320]

lol I wonder what are u,v,w,x,y, and z

[moondra10]

@Ponynstuff320 he said them at the end

[Ponynstuff320]

@moondra10 I brain farted right there sorry *shrugs*

[bomb1234able]

Offense text: Y is for the yeast infection because you don't know how to clean your pussy (sxdfkx) [Caesar's cipher]

[mattnat100]

That was...........so cool!

[chobitsjunky]

Man that guy from the wiggles really had it hard.

[Najy400]

that didnt actually happen irl right?

[MrKevinIP]

that was creepy

[The1nhoj1]

I love the letter O lol

[paul21turbo]

almost turn this off, glad i stayed for the ending tho

[CoolKingElmo]

The letter T was the funniest...

[Bandiboy123]

The letter "Y" was the best letter.

[theninjadog12345]

ha that would be the best break up song. OH look I got new message c is for cunt....

[gonebowhuntin]

Y is for yeast infection Lmao love it

[tittysprinkles98]

I like Y the best haha

[Uahua1sReal]

What kind of jam was that? Looks tasty :)

[brilovesfrenchfrys]

M is for murder dont leave a clue love this vid

[baboon1007]

FUNNY

[cardgamesinspace1]

my names tim and i didnt no she was your wife so im sorry im so sorry but its to late now so i'l keep banging tina for now

[KeithStone671]

Trololol! "T is for Tim... THAT'S IS FUCKIN' NAME! HEY- I HOPE YOUR HAPPY...LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND BANGIN' MY WIFE!!...

U is for-"

[pallypower3000]

"Y is for yeast infection that you get every 2 weeks because you don't know how to clean your PUSSY"... fucking aye

[sphegeti]

T-Bag Etavatay

[TitaniumWolf88]

love it :D

[Bikkoes]

Hank and Jed animation? Looks familiar.

[MrBadass217]

W should have been for whore. XD

[kratos1631]

Uhhhhhhh.....headshot?

[Hotpockets0]

I thought he said N is for Nifes = Nifes to your mom!

[StuziCamis]

lol o=orgasm

[MrTreyTrey123]

I always know that videos that start of like happy and stuff end up fucked up

Youtube Logic

[facnypantsman23]

Thumbs up if you really expected "B" to be for "Bitch"

[kareem7011]

wow

[301cacaca]

@neticiigais Oh well more views :3

[Penguin0Lover0Dubya]

Did anyone else notice at 1:30 when his hair went from neat to super messy? XD

[htftyut6]

@Penguin0Lover0Dubya n is for neat, the way that i roll

[feniksoo7]

zajebiste po prostu :D



[GamerLad117]

So that's what happened to Barney.

[K3motux]

My friends think I'm funny but would commit suicide

[Flinstones156]

Did anybody else hurt their head, I did after I fell down laughing my ass off

[shadowstories99]

reminds me of my pre school teacher

[Elijah314]

LOL SUICIDE ENDING IN FRONT OF KIDS

[The1nhoj1]

Y is for yeast infection lol

[AussieZombie1]

W is for WHY?? WHY THE FUCK TINA?? Best part

[6oobs]

meh still better than 4kids

[viraticwars]

Womens do tend to be heartless... cold... savage... devilish... fucking evil... whores...

[neticiigais]

When you write "For adults only", that'll just bring more kids, haven't you learned nothing about YouTube?

[MaxKesmodel]

@neticiigais double negatives fucking suck.

[WARDEATHFUN]

@neticiigais I am sure its intentional, more views ftw

[landtroron]

@neticiigais that is the point

[nicholasdruminor]

@neticiigais yeah, but then it's not their fault.

[darkitachi50]

@neticiigais At least he wont get flag for being rated A

[0411mb]

@neticiigais ...that's exactly why he wrote it

[B5romeo]

@neticiigais he wrote that because he didnt want parents to stumble apon this when they want their child to learn their abcs

[darkheat246]

@neticiigais That's the point :D!

[lukassnakeman]

its funny cuz hes dead

[lukassnakeman]

@Lxqzxsnipe clever, you didnt say youd sing this song, just that you would sing

[fur911]

Funny thing is I know what all these mean and i'm a kid.

[MrThesios]

@fur911 Its not hard to understand... Just not appropriate for kids...

[MrThesios]

His hair is just horrible.

[ggfuad]

can i please get this in a valentines day e-card for my ex-cunt? it would totally make my holidays better...

[chaozchild]

Wow! Who gave you my story and why'd you change Kira's name to Tina?



[TheVegieTables]

This was awesome!

[waffles133]

ok, just one more and I'll go to sleep...

[gwallace12664]

I'm laughing so hard at this, because i'm going through a breakup.

[RobCoxxy]

I remember seeing this happen once when I was about four.

It.... it explains a lot.

[coltgun00]

Haha this turns into the most epic song x 10 if you turn transcribe audio on.

[gabriellemichaelshow]

D:

I admit, I pissed myself laughing

[zatmedic]

Thumbs up if you are watching this and you are not an adult.

[TcheletVids]

@zatmedic another thumbs up whore....

[footsy913]

@zatmedic oh, you are one of those thumbs up whores 

[zatmedic]

@footsy913 Yes i am :D

[footsy913]

@zatmedic tsu tsu tsu...

[monster25tolife]

T is for tim...THAT'S HIS FUCKING NAME!!!

[Pr1ncess222]

hey kids u wanna see how the real world works!?! *bang* L.O.L.