The Apprentice series 5 episode 1 pt1

[wilson21lys]

y the boys always lose thier first task, for all season.

[1andonlytheo]

Alan Sugar is a straight boss! these candidates were shitting themselves.

[ledyaisthebest]

I would be so scared i in that board room!

[Raii4eva]

If making money is better than sex, then you're doing it wrong.

[Zakith21]

@Raii4eva Sex isn't that great; to assume it is sort of makes it sound like you're a virgin. in any case, money <3

[Raii4eva]

@Zakith21 :L Yeah I was being kinda sarcastic. I love both sex and money <3 (that makes me sound a bit like a prostitute...)

[Zakith21]

@Raii4eva lmfao xD just a little bit... I found the happiness money brings far outweighs the slight happiness sex gives you.

[Raii4eva]

@Zakith21 You know what, I think you're definitely right. I guess I just commented on it because I thought Ben sounded pretty odd when he said it...well he did to me anyway...

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

i'm sure by now that everyone who's heard of the apprentice will have heard of cassette boy, but if for any reason you havn't then search on YouTube for cassette boy vs the apprentice. you will not regret it.

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

YAY Pants Man!! if you havnt watched this series before, enjoy.

[ronalduz]

2:53 to skip intro

[tuniciaa]

Yeah for the New Yorker. Go Girl.

[jimtheadoremorrison]

thanks for warning about spolier comments mate. and uploading

[khalidzahran1]

Where is Season 1 ? im searching for it but cant find it please if you have any idea reply to this, thanks

[SharpeSophie]

@khalidzahran1 I don't think anyone has put the first series on YouTube. You could try this bloke : tom.bellamy@hotmail.co.uk

You send an e-mail to him with the name of the series you want to watch and he'll find it online for you.

[klssketches]

your not the only rough tough cream puff here ;)

[KKR3107]

0:19 she's got ambition to become more beautiful. LOL Good luck!

[islespatrick]

I like this one because it doesn't have an ass (aka Donald Trump).

[SharpeSophie]

@islespatrick I agree, but Alan Sugar is a bit of a divv at times too. :P

[CornishAssassin]

cleaning.... women will win

[peterdcarter1]

I talk posh.

No mate you talk shit.

[peterdcarter1]

I'm 2 minutes in and I want to set that guys beard on fire.

[drtomorrowworld]

I'm subscribing

[cmatcmextra]

Looks like Sir Allen's got a professional scriptwriter.

[avatus775544]

@cmatcmextra no he's an old Londoner their very good at talking on their feet, believe I have one in my family.

[SharpeSophie]

@cmatcmextra He hasn't ... and it's spelled ALAN you moron.

[NottinghamForest22]

One of Bin Laden's mates made it on The Apprentice.

[carrotandproud]

"i talk posh'...love it when people contradict themselves :) this was a great series!!

[muzman52]

naww, they aren't using the montagues and the capulets by prokofiev as the theme, in AUS we are stuck in replaying series 1-4, thank goodness for sbtech01 and youtube.

[pomegranateish]

Stupid beard

[monkeychops666]

This video is great!

[whitexchina]

Allen Sugar is so fuckin' serious it hurts! He's the real deal. Trump is just trying to stir up drama. He's so unprofessional. For him it's just a TV show, where he can advertise himself and his buddies.

[SharpeSophie]

@whitexchina Why can't you morons spell? It's ALAN you idiot!! Jesus Christ!

[whitexchina]

@SharpeSophie

What is your problem? Alan is not a common name in Germany. Not everyone watching this show is english. I'm sure you're not watching any foreign stuff. Because you only know one language.

Sprichst du deutsch? Ich denke mal nicht! Français peut-être?

Do you feel better by cursing people out on YouTube? You must have a very very very sad life!

[6GsTV]

Do you not have the 'Your'e fired' episodes for this series?

[LoneRookRS1]

"I'm articulate, intelligent, eloquent".... and damned ugly!!!!

[Icefang13]

Nick looks so disappointed @ 06:48 when he learns its boys vs. girls again!

[mennyus]

"i employ someone called my wife to do it" haha i know who i'm rooting for in this series

[scoodles007]

I have to say that so far the u.s version is way better

[sbtech01]

@scoodles007 episode 1 part 1.

A tad early for making judgments.

[mutater0]

@scoodles007 ..donald trump... also check out the latest season - season 7. so much better.

[paypointpal]

@scoodles007 I couldnt get into the US version for some reason.

I got bored. 

[pissmissile]

howard is just amazing

[xxx9518]

Kate is soooooooooo fiiit

[GlennyScraps]

Im a grade A student with a 1st class honours degree... and thats why I should be the Apprentice...... LMFAO.... and she's just after saying shes not a dumb blonde...

[MrJak925]

!!!!SPOILERS - Series 6(?)!!!!

Loll I kinda smirked at Kate when she said that she should be the next apprentice because of a Degree.. Stella won with absolutely no qualifications at all so qualifications really mean nothing to Lord Sugar

[baharehut]

everything UK does is better than the US version!

[PizzaIP]

making money is better than sex? Don't think so mate..

[blondie6990]

@PizzaIP yeah , each time i see him he makes me cringe, embarrassed to be from the same place hes from.

[o0backinblack0o]

Anita has a face like a smacked arse... she scares the hell out of me.

[Phyl689]

Hahaha

[truthoutmedia]

0:45

Is someone taking the piss?

[thankuify]

omg....yhe first female looks scary!!

[enteradj]

Lowest 6 figure number !

[batcaked]

lol shave shear , too distracting

[batcaked]

lol shave shear ,

[Pearly403]

I just love what Sir Alan is coming out with :-) Where does he get it from? :-)

[outrageouznezz07799]

Anita says she's the complete package... more like a complete joke!

[1stcrayvenaa]

I've got a B in gcse french

i know the words to candle in the wind

i won an egg and spoon race once

i drink a thousand cups of coffee a day

my car can go 100 miles an hour

nicccceeee

[ZomgAKnife]

@1stcrayvenaa lol

[AshtonArcher]

The fanny in this series is probably the best.

[Caxtonobe]

This intro by Sir Alan is fantastic!

[Amorphustruth]

I remember watching a bit of this at the time, many of these people were cretins...this should be fun

[jnrmluver]

LOVE this series! James is the best EVER! When Lord Sugar was saying "You guys are here because you know the right thing to say at the right time" I was laughing thinking of James!:L

[TheDpolenz]

great upload my main,your a star.cheers

[TimZandbergen]

Never thought I'd say it, but I miss crazy Jo...

[RighteousPsycho]

Lucinda was way better than all of these women!

[st393736]

that blond Kate is fucking hot

[jamestrack]

Thanks for the nice Upload

[Cimot0785]

i like phillip

[plutopianation]

The kids on Junior Apprentice had more about them than some of these tossers

[Airflow1001]

1:25 that song is so kickass

[miketysoncantpunch]

00:44 those eyes

[zebraknochen]

Hi sbtech1,

Thanks for the beautiful videos, lov em.

Could you tell me what kind of software you used to get this smooth video quality?

Thanks

[sbtech01]

@zebraknochen Most of the videos where done with Corel VideoStudio Pro.

The only problem I have with corel is I can't seem to get the vid's to fill the full screen on youtube.

I think I used sony vegas for a few as well.

[FMLdoodez]

They are all so humble.

[seoulstar]

Ha ha ha. Check out Noorul Choudhury at 7.40.

He says "I sound posh and I look posh."

Actually, mate, you sound and look like a total cunt.

[lovewoods66]

thanks for the upload ! :))))

[mylesbradley1234]

More idiots? Sigh, I miss Tim already :(

[jojosgunners]

THANK GOD, this years kate is a complete 180 from last years katie!! HOT HOT HOT!

[TheHowlingWolf2]

it's pronounced car-pay. Carpe diem means sieze the day, carp diem means fish of the day!

Which is also a great expression, I guess.

[janeeyre1990]

@TheHowlingWolf2 SEIZE THE FISH

[ottopotomas]

I like Anita already. I also severly dislike the teacher. Who brags about being posh?

[nevfx]

Thanks for this upload, consider me subscribed.

[Nautilus987]

bongos are actually difficult to play professionally

[hbarad93]

lmao fuck me I think series 4 was sooo much better than this!!! I reckon Lee McQueen should join alan in his search for the next apprenticein this series.

[mspookie]

Why are the Indians all such annoying prats?

[Syzygy36]

I feel like I'm watching a Guy Richie movie.

[naijabebe]

Lol @ sbtech01 ' i got other shit to do, dont read the comments' too funny ;o)

[HelpMyNamesTaken]

Some gorgeous girls this series.

[13WillSullivan]

haha @8.07 she is a complete package.

[mspookie]

@13WillSullivan ... of dung.

[chanrandom]

why can't raef be in this series too?!

[wastedjonin]

@frolic (highest rated) She has all that, and she is now something else..... I won't give it away since sbtech wont allow me :( lol. I'd give the world to get 5 minutes with her alone in the bedroom.

[abedishot]

these people are stuck up posh wankers who have had every luxuary and given all the chances in the world to succeed. yet there still all utter pish

[frolicwitme]

noorul choudhury you are completely up your own arse and about the same size and shape of something that i push out of my arse.

[rp3632]

"I'm as hard to play as a Stradivarius" LOLOLOL! Sir Alan had the *best* one liners!

[1chrispalmer]

I love the way the boys, especially james and ben, look around sizing up the competition! lmao

[HoldingMyLastRook]

Thanks for uploading these sbtech :) good luck avoiding BBC copyright sharks.

[juthi1891]

The iranian's got big boobs.

[thethom0720]

Hail Sir Alan! Trump, please, you're revolting.

[Vrlobrza]

Don't like UK apprentice. Looks and sounds like a village competition in comparison to the Trump's one.

[Natasha26]

@Vrlobrza U think?Trump's one looks like the fakest thing on earth. It lacks so much depth that I can't watch more than a minute without saying "what is this cheap rubbish rip-off..."

[Vrlobrza]

@Natasha26 Matter of taste, I guess. I am not a fan of reality shows as such, the Apprentice is not a charity show, it has its purpose. But if I have to choose, I prefer theTrump's show.

[Natasha26]

@Vrlobrza Taste? Perhaps you are unable to look deep and you need the comfort of heavy make-up, ostentatious rooms & table, glossy assistants, botox face, catchy music and graphics etc... so only then can you qualify a TV-Show as being one. In ur wold u favour good-looks to substance. R u getting my point or maybe u also think that Kraft cheese is real cheese?

[Vrlobrza]

@Natasha26 And you drew all these conclusions about me from my preferring Trump's show over the UK's version of it? Good looks vs. substance?! If you're looking for substance in reality shows, good luck to you.

[LIVEETERNALLOVE]

I like UK apprentice more than US apprentice. I like Sir Alan.

[froget86]

come on NYC will show them how we play in america!

[sbtech01]

@FreakPhsyc LOL Blocked. Hope it was worth wasting your time giving away the endings.

[brendondraper]

ben i love the braces even if it is streotypical a shame you talk drivel

[rachel7000rf]

God they love themselves lol

[auntiehelen1971]

That Asian girls's mouth is upside down! lol

[WillyFogWinner]

Thank you Sbtech01 for put his up!!!!!!!!

You are a Legend!!!!!!

Regards from Southern Brazil!!!!!!!!

[NottinghamForest22]

0:20 twat lol

[xfactorrulezz]

okay noorul time to say goodbyee :P x

[qqiill]

Ah; yesterday I saw the final of season 4; it was brilliant. I hope this season is a good as that one!

[justinjiang]

people stop working for money...have money work for you

[ispaniola]

Noorul, I have had enough of you already...sigh

[challengeyourbeliefs]

Don't worry, I bet he's gonna go soon :D

[ispaniola]

"Believe me, I'm as hard to play as a Stradivarius. And you are easy to play as bongo drums"

ROFL! :D

[Zeldovich]

Jews want to takeover everything the muslims want to bomb. Maybe we should the step out of the way.

[sbtech01]

Idiot....

[rock3tcat]

@Zeldovich

You really are a product of incest.... :D

[tayessex]

anita looks like her had has been put ina vice

[sof2finchy]

debra. lol. just lol. what is it with this series and piercing blue eyes.

[HigginsJaime]

that was very poor editing at 9:40. It's pretty obvious that they are not laughing at Kimberley's "Shazam" suggestion

[HigginsJaime]

WTF is wrong with Anita's mouth?

[EllieC120]

i luv readin the comments on apprentice videos people goin blah blah blah that decicion was crap. and whos that bloke who went its all about winning. if u say that as arrogantly as he did ur digging ur own grave so there.

[thefairlysimple1]

what bitches can we destroy this series, bring em on, lol

[celinou84]

flippin'eck the next series will be not be aired before this summer cuz alan sugar is f*ckin involved in politics and it could influence the general elections

[namethatloon]

The stereotypes that run through this programme make it worthy of a comedy award. I think that is what it is really about, by that I mean watching people behave in a way that they have been trained to believe represents business "success". Good programme though ...

[Chinaboy80]

No real handsome guy this time.

Anita already bothers me, what a ugly bitch.

[candeogauisus]

Frances is in the wrong job ! Modelling is what she should be doing.

[Gizo02]

Does anyone know what is the name of the music that is played from 1:25, when Sir Alan is introduced?

[DyllanDebord]

Wow, so surprising that someone already gave up before it started. Any one knows who it is?

[athull08]

Guy called Adam Freeman. He stayed long enough to record all his preamble, finished with the mandatory line "I will be the next apprentice", then chickened out, one day before filming started.

[DyllanDebord]

Please tell me that we can find something on youtube about him, please....

[LittleimaginatioN]

If you haven't found the guy that left, it was on the apprenitce your fired (The Apprentice S05E01 Your're fired P3) at about 2.53> =)

[rp3632]

I'm as hard to play as a Stradivarius! SAS kills me with his one-liners!

[frolicwitme]

mmm yasmina, great boobs nicely packed arse and a lovely face.

[ojideagu]

Her face is spotty

[frolicwitme]

i'd only be able to see the back of her head anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

[ojideagu]

LOL

[asdfagadgadfasdfag]

@frolicwitme lol

[thecoffinilaidin]

god this shit so outclassed compared to trump's original.

[FizziFi]

pause 7:56

[EdgeheadPP]

if these are the best that britain has to offer then we are fucked for the future

[sbtech01]

these are the same morons running our banks... so indeed we are all fucked. except them... these bastards will be fine...

[njjroberts]

@EdgeheadPP well they the best of the people who applied i guess, there 60 million who didnt apply, we got plenty gooduns in reserve

[theriver80]

08:59 Clean people!!! should clean herself before

[theriver80]

what the crap season,,, in my opinion the best season is 4

[vauxellx]

I want to fuck Kim

[sbtech01]

good to know... is that the american one? cos if so... REALLY?

[vauxellx]

yes & really

[mattsnacknow1995]

@vauxellx boooo!

[vauxellx]

@mattsnacknow1995 What do you mean booo? she's hot, just cuz I've got a different taste in women

[amanyne]

this season is crap

[tgc1600]

why do they waste time thinking about the team name? It's never used again after the first week!

[IDCL2]

Poor sir Alan must have been gutted by the lack of fetching young lads this season. He might be forced to actually pay attention to task performance for once.

[Svetusi4ka]

I actually agree to the guy at 1:10, Only people who lost say it is not important to win, and people who win say the same to the those who lost! :D

[jdbruiser]

little bit of a grammar issue with sir allen lol

[Boredomia]

it's carpE diem...not carp diem you muppets!

[stecole123]

rocky is a beast!!

[ecrdab747]

the indian guy at 1:14 appears sooooooo gay !

[ecrdab747]

no offense but none of these participants appear to have sharp acumen. When they talk, its just words, words and words as if they are here to impress rather than to deliver. Some of them have even developed the 'perfectionist' style, having learnt on the mistakes of unfortunate previous participants. The indian girl is the worst of the lot !

Love it when Sir Allan humiliate them in the Board room.

[S3CT10NE1GHT]

you're fired

[rychehed]

i was born to do great things lol thats jokes...!!!

[kirstylouisereynolds]

when is episode 9 being put up?????

[stecole123]

for me making money is better than sex it's that rush it's that pump of adrenaline i absoloutely thrive on it hahahahahha pure quality

[tedfreeway]

I'm pretty sure none of these people will be successful in business. Everyone they work with will hate them. I hate them.

[Qtee5633]

Trump can't hold a candle to Sir Allen Sugar.

[vjaskas]

"You didn't sell, You didn't sell and you didn't sell"

[Shanniquitie]

sugar is getting lamer than ever