Some people called me a weakling. I say bogus because I just had a great sperm war with millions of sperm enemies 18 years ago. I won the battlefield and so I claim. VICTORY!
Okay, here's the problem. Of course sperm cells are not living creatures that reproduce or eat. However, that's not the problem. The problem is that they produce unseen energy! Indeed, if you consider the law of conservation of energy, then you should realize that energy cannot be created or destroyed; only transformed! So what happens to that energy? Is that energy linked to souls? Perhaps that's why many people feel so guilty about masturbation. Oh well, I guess that makes everyone feel good!
..That freaking disgusting.. imagine you ate some sperm, and the sperm cells went everywhere around your body to find the egg. And imagine it went all the way to your brain.. your heart O___O
tuwing nagjajakol ako tinitikman ko at malansa na maalat..
dan020992 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
TADPOLES!
MrRinooooo 2 months ago
cute daw! ung girl ang pa cute
zetetikos123 2 months ago
~~o i
wweswanton619 6 months ago
Oh my gad 'te, ang cute ng magiging anak mo. LOL
alphaandliarize 6 months ago
i feel like a winner watching this because out of ALL of those sperms i went into the egg first :D...what now bitches
TheZo4725lol 8 months ago
Pinoy? Just like me
shaneama11 8 months ago
This person's sperm is full of detects. I hope he wont reproduce.
PirateKing1256 9 months ago
Gumagalaw? Ay gumagalaw! Ay ang cute! Uy, pahingi ng kopya ha? Ay ang cute! Totoo bang gumagalaw?
bonjustin42 10 months ago
Gumagalaw daw.. siyempre buhay :)
annechito 1 year ago 2
Some people called me a weakling. I say bogus because I just had a great sperm war with millions of sperm enemies 18 years ago. I won the battlefield and so I claim. VICTORY!
jingjong12 1 year ago
imagine millions of tadpoles living in ur balls
science you scary
digdug298 1 year ago
when we have to look at sperm under a microscope i have a question WHERE DOES THIS SPERM COME FROM
DAN5675able 1 year ago 2
@DAN5675able It's probably animal sperm.
pcred566 11 months ago
Is masterbation a form of murder?
Django5198 1 year ago
Once i have won 2 trilions people..... !
BasshuterZ 1 year ago
ang cute daw hahahaha!1gumagalaw!!
simpleassassin08 1 year ago
Okay, here's the problem. Of course sperm cells are not living creatures that reproduce or eat. However, that's not the problem. The problem is that they produce unseen energy! Indeed, if you consider the law of conservation of energy, then you should realize that energy cannot be created or destroyed; only transformed! So what happens to that energy? Is that energy linked to souls? Perhaps that's why many people feel so guilty about masturbation. Oh well, I guess that makes everyone feel good!
DrJackKavorkian 1 year ago
cute ba?...may mas cute dyan ateh
DasmaCalubayan 1 year ago
We used to be a swimming champion within thousands and millions of contenders.
We won.
And now, here we are on Earth. xD
Lakshico 1 year ago
kanino galing yan????
lokomoko43 1 year ago
scary
Darkraht 1 year ago
i think they are from china
love44321 1 year ago
@love44321 phils
djino96 1 year ago
@love44321 philippines
ultimatetoturial56 1 year ago
cnu ngsalsal sa skul?! =)))
uRDArkFRieND30 1 year ago
@uRDArkFRieND30 hahahahahah titser nla xD
kartpushingbitch 1 year ago
Aaaawww, they're so cute!!
fox9ninja 1 year ago
Aaaww, they're so cute!
fox9ninja 1 year ago
its not my sperm, i've been fixed.
TheBigboy46 1 year ago
..That freaking disgusting.. imagine you ate some sperm, and the sperm cells went everywhere around your body to find the egg. And imagine it went all the way to your brain.. your heart O___O
darkangelcloud7 1 year ago
Did someone jack off at school? O__o
darkangelcloud7 1 year ago
Wtf.. Is that how they really move in your ball sac?! O___O
darkangelcloud7 1 year ago
NoooooooOOOOOOooooo!!!!
ra2yuri4 1 year ago
hahahaha
TheSweetVictory03 1 year ago
those are ants!
TheZThunder 2 years ago
lol........Whose sperm? "PINOY AKO PINOY TAYO!"
hisclmuscl 2 years ago
HAHA. Mga pinoy pla e. :) Nice.
Ano course nila?
MrShit1512 2 years ago
I remember when I was a little sperm. OH it bings back such wonderfull memories.
I often command my own sperm army to invade the territory of the egg cells. We are often victorious
Youradumbassbarnes 2 years ago 24
rofl thats awesome
hellow533 2 years ago
they're speaking tagalog
hanziehoops 2 years ago
@hanziehoops ako din!!!
Sdwaffle 1 year ago
did you master baited in front of the girls then put it in the slide?
xhmoobx 2 years ago
thats not even half of ur children dumbass
GeorgiaBoii32 2 years ago
sperm kinda lo0ks like when you put water on surger
mastercheif892 2 years ago
kaninong sperm yan?????
sayang naman...
hahahhaha
sumershet994 2 years ago
their so cute
Trinitysx 2 years ago
Full of protein too.
zenniz1992 2 years ago
wow thats a lot of cells sea ppl =/ lol southpark
RIPL1 2 years ago
u killed half of full children!!!!
scorpions9197 2 years ago
twisted freaks..
b0grillaz 2 years ago
I CAN REMEMBER BEFORE I WAS EVEN A SPERM
b0grillaz 2 years ago
when i see sperm, its just like mayo. how doe it become like little tad poles?
connor0cawood 2 years ago
obviesly ur balls have not droped cause it doeseent look anything like mayo...
LordCaseor1 2 years ago
@LordCaseor1 Hmm... DONT BE RUDE but why does it matter if balls drop??? Oh and YES my sperm is sooo mayo like is that good????
6364gg2 2 years ago
wow!!! ang ba-it naman ng sir nyo namimigay nang s---m!!!
servano08 2 years ago
waw ang cute daw gumagalaw tapos penge daw ng kopya aus ha wuhaha
simplemode21 2 years ago
kaninong sperm yan????????
lonatgagogaga 2 years ago
naku si sir ang nag donate wahahahahahaha!!!
rolld518 2 years ago
Now, that is the most disturbing kind of cell yet...
So is the egg cell...
heresthadude1080 2 years ago
...
cutelilgumdrop 2 years ago
Sinong klasm8 nyung boys nagjakol?
reasonableskeptic 3 years ago
hahahaha sobra ntawa aq sa tanong mo eh!!hahahaha
rolld518 2 years ago
kaninong modtaks un?
HengHo123 3 years ago
PinOY pla.... kla kO pUte...
xpkiel 3 years ago
Ang Cute? baliw ata ung babae eh
XxJackTheRipper23xX 3 years ago
Malibog din siguro...
reasonableskeptic 2 years ago
aw! sama naman! mamamatay nayan mya mya lang
qegvW3H 3 years ago
haha. gumagalaw talaga noh? kaninong sperm to? haha. ba't wala kaming ganto nung hiskul! kainis naman!
reasonableskeptic 3 years ago
You're Filipino?!?
heresthadude1080 2 years ago
LOL. Obviously.
reasonableskeptic 2 years ago
whos masturbate?
emoharoldz 3 years ago 5
lol sperm cells remind me of tiny baby eels
xD
kayjoranda1 3 years ago
I think it's the professor's. And it had to be fresh. Girls have to ask their dads for a fresh sample.
puppyjoe69 3 years ago
kaninong tamod ito?
vezac 4 years ago
"Ay ang cute!" cute ba yun? LMAO!!! XD
xMikuruChanx 4 years ago
haha!typical filipino
nikidizzi 3 years ago
LMAO
jfxtianceles 3 years ago
the disturbing part of this video is what sounds like classroom chatter... who's sperm is this? lol!
cuteoverload69 4 years ago 22
the student said "ang cute!" in english "so cute!"
then she said @ 0:11-0:12 "penge ng kopya ah" in english "i want a copy" :-D
icanflyfaraway 2 years ago
@cuteoverload69 It's the oral swab of one of the female students after recess.
FtKiVeR 1 year ago