Chris D'Elia "Germans"

[666Kanga]

how gay is the german he's impersonating??? this guy is hilarious!! but you know what? i live in germany and believe me.. german people DO have a sense of humour!

[HispanicImpression]

Well, this wasn't funny at all, because it had NOTHING to do with reality. In germany good comedians sarcastically reveal truth. Regarding this, that here was a total fail...

[DiBacci]

@HispanicImpression agreed bro

[Upurbuttjobu916]

@DiBacci He's making a joke based on the stereo type Germans in movies and pop culture. Perhaps you just don't get the jokes because you have no sense of humor.

[DiBacci]

@Upurbuttjobu916 that's not a stereotypical German.

there are two main stereotypes about them:

-they're either being rigid with no sense of humor

-or being loud beer-drinking idiots traveling to Italy or Spain bringing disgrace to mankind.

and in real life northern Germans tend to be kinda reserved, while Bavarians indeed love beer.

what I saw here was just lame. and I'm not German, so I do have a sense of humor. :-)

he's just not a good comedian, that's all.

[24199312]

Lmao 100% true

[damon79]

Its funny cause its true

[NipplesMagee]

I'm offensive, and I find this german.

[WeAreTwoDoorsDown]

I can tell you right now, that's not why he fears Germans... I think that feat comes from hitler...

[jiar300]

THIS IS GANY NOT

[Upurbuttjobu916]

@DiBacci But the key point to your comment is, "I watched his other videos," so hate all you want. You still watched.

[DiBacci]

@Upurbuttjobu916 I don't hate him. I just think he's not really good. Or rather really not good. :-)

If you make a comedy about Germans, get some informations about Germans. That's all.

[Doofkopf12345]

lol i'm half german and live in germany and i have to say he speeks english like germans do ---> VERY VERY BADLY :DD

this guy is SO amazing i love this vid :)

[DiBacci]

Urban Dictionary - Chris D'Elia: comedian who's never been abroad, never met foreigners, never talked to people who met foreigners and never even read a book about foreigners or about people who met foreigners. Germans find him hillarious. :-)

[DiBacci]

this guy is completely clueless. I watched his other videos. this is comedy for the ignorant and illiterate.

sorry, but that's the truth.

[tushtushtushtush]

lmmfao

[DiBacci]

please calm down and just sit on your SS.

[awsomesauce88]

It's a funny version of Dane Cook

[gamenorus]

Trying too hard to be funny.

[DiBacci]

after watching so many videos of comedians I still think Pablo Francisco is the funniest. not sure he made jokes about germans though. rather humping, drugs, cockblockers...

[DiBacci]

that's just lame. he know just as much about Germans as Eskimos. he just said "Germans" instead of "Eskimos" cuz the audience would just stare dumbly: "Who? Whatsaskimo?"

[msprissybitch12]

LMAO! thats to funny XD

[freakster02]

I´m german and i think this guy is fuckin funny, but i'm afraid i have to kill him, sry.

[SwedenCarolina]

This was soooo funny, germans are kind of scary:) but I like them

[johanitaLoca]

Seriously I have seen better. And please germans (I'm german myself) stop posting on every video where the make fun about us "Ohh that's so funny" just to show that you're not this evil angry nazi most ppl maybe think we are. Let it be at least a good video. Dylan Moran and Monty python are hilarious, but not this guy... :/

[moviedude22]

2:20-2:30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moviedude22]

why is dressed like that

[WeAreTwoDoorsDown]

I'm german... Fear me, bitch!

[EdgexX4]

I see all german people as the german character from call of duty black ops .. i dont know why but i find it hilarious cause im half german myself

JAWOEL ! AUF WUNDERBAR !!

[Dixar]

One time PIE!

[karlsn9]

hey..mister comedian,wich movie did you get your informations abour germans from? human centipede?

i like laughing..specially about germans..but these jokes..i just dont get them

[ishter87ar]

@karlsn9

watch the south park episode where the germans have to make a robot to make jokes for them because they don't understand humor.

[janph2405]

im german and high

[WardancerHB]

@janph2405 Hey, me too!

[DiBacci]

and Germans will post things like"I find this hillarious" because they find anything hillarious what's not really funny, a brick or a tile for example. but if you tell them a joke, they'll just stare and ask "Was ist so lustig daran?!" :-D

[DiBacci]

i'm sorry but this guy's never been abrod or met anyone from abroad.He has no clue!

I've been to Germany several times so I was just thinking: "WTF is he talking about?!"

Or maybe ha has, but his audience hasn't and he knows that. So he can make up stories the way he likes.

[rassenschaendler]

Stop watching James Bond movies and start being funny, idiot...

[yankees13ps37]

@rassenschaendler hey you dont hate on tofur

[thewildone]

This guy is way funnier than they let him be on television.

[mervinator911]

I'm so proud to be german! hahahahahahahahahaha oh my god!!!!!!!! next time some black dude walks up to me, imma be all like 'hello muzafuka'. what stinks is that i'm also english and lebanese

[fancybrit93]

I'm born and raised in Germany, and this is funny. Just like a lot of asian people find asian jokes funny, and black people...well they're black people (jokes) it's cause they have a sense of fucking humour

[bloody31234]

I'm german and he's cracking me up :D

Love my stereotypes..somehow

[Portiopoks]

This is so cheap, this guy knows his tools but his not original. The easiest way in comedy are stereotypes, and this is an extreme example of it. Guys god but he will never be the best.. Pathetic isn't he...... Sieg Heil! Muder fuckers!

[DjSkyfaze]

i was craking up i always say germans are the scariest people and he is so right. u hear that accent in a movie or real life and you dont trust them lol

[roniitti]

when did germans started be british

[Charsept]

If you're German and you're offended, you should see how germans are portrayed in movies.

the most recent example i can think of is the movie "Hanna".

its a shitty stereotype but so are most stereotypes

i mean look at his gangsta impression, a small number of gangstas sound like that

[jipjapjoo15]

I love how the German word 'reisen' means travel. And 'spiele' is play.

[eversadx]

@jipjapjoo15 I bet it's a pure coincedence, he just wanted to sound...German...

I'm not German, but I know how they act and talk...first 2 seconds I was like a stoneface, then I was laughing.

[aerosmithgirl94]

no

[DiBacci]

I guess he visited all the gay bars in Berlin... :-)

[Gu31232]

if you turn on the captions it might be the funniest shit you have ever read...

[mexxensimon]

We´r not that gay, some, but not most of us :D

[DiBacci]

das ist unverschämt einfach so Hasen blasen himmelherrgott meine Mutti fickt ziegen!

[ysneubauer]

@RyanKPMusic Is there a race, religion, bad habit, wealth advantage/disadvantage - I can go on.... that is not mocked in comedy. In this bit it is German. I'm Jewish and I have been on the floor laughing at that too. It is comedy, best comedy is just that. Don't throw rocks in a glass house and don't take yourself too seriously.

[narcomann]

funny!"!! even for a german

[eigenART09]

I wonder where he found this "German" impressions - but I still laughed my ass off..."Yes, I tried to kill you,sorry. I failed, but I will try again tomorrow, my friend." :D

But there's not even the slightest moment of a German stereotype in his performance, sorry....maybe he confused Germany with France on his globe or something? xD

[Eetaq]

@eigenART09 It reminds me of the villain from Die Hard 1

[Kasindra77]

That's more like Swedish than German. A German would stare, and keep walking... I would know, I live with Germans.

[doomke86]

@Kasindra77 Ore wwould ask you for a "Robbery License incl. CC ;)

[athertondaniel]

Can't tell if it's a German impression or a Bruno impression, but either way, the shit's funny.

[Sydney28Rose]

Good thing I'm Belgium

[jarmstead16]

it's funny how he fell poisoned

[Biboxism]

i am german and all i can say he doesnt know shit about germans but this was really funny ;)

[rainbirdeleven]

Das vas very funny...now you vill be shot

[NextGenRev]

omg that walk hahahaha

[XLBMummyX]

Mrsiggybear looks like someone doesn't have a sense of humor.

[MrSiggiBear]

looks like he knows nothing about german people

[milthon14xxx]

what is the song he is singing?

[Auditurbosd]

This dude likes 10-12 year old boys and is a fan of Justin Beeber don't believe watch workaholics

[channelin]

@Auditurbosd that was a tv show

[13LAXca]

@Auditurbosd best workaholics episode

[ANGELMARTINEZ420]

Bruno!



[dragonborn214]

To all the retards saying the Nazi puns like "I did Nazi see that coming" or "Anne Frankly as a..." this clip is about GERMANS, not Nazis. And think of something original. Fucking retards

[LazySurgeon]

@dragonborn214 I really do Nazi the hate toward these jokes....Anne Frankly you're just mad....Go be mad while I sit in Mein Kampfty chair...

[dragonborn214]

@LazySurgeon i'm mad because i find it offensive. my grandfather was killed in the holocaust you dick

[LazySurgeon]

@dragonborn214 your point being? I lived in Germany in the soviet times and i saw family members die...Them Being family members and family friends but i wouldn't get butthurt if someone said anythig..it happened, now its over.....Laugh for once.. I still do Nazi why you're still mad...

[dragonborn214]

@LazySurgeon My point being he died. did you miss that part asshole?

[LazySurgeon]

@dragonborn214 Oh i see.... Rest in Peace to him...BUT FUCK YOU..lol Laugh its a joke

[dragonborn214]

@LazySurgeon that was a great joke. FUCK YOU

[LazySurgeon]

@dragonborn214 Thats the spirit...Good day

[dokboy77]

to all the people bitching about the difference between Germans and Nazi's, you are right, they are not always the same..however using terms like "Retard" is worse than using puns

[OttarErOsom]

I watched this after listening to Rammstein.

[StarStorm98]

well, obviously this guys never seen Hetalia.

[bongripcurl]

HHAAAH was not ready for this either....almost choked to death on my sierra mist!!!

[apivvers]

I AM CRYING.

[SophiaAndThePoe]

when he pretends to speak german he sounds like the pope O.O

[Codestuh]

I love how he always falls down in his jokes.

[chrizzly88]

I am German and offended by the morons not understanding comedy. I found it hilarious.

[xSenxMizukix]

I would so like him to come to germany! I love it when Americans try to imitate our language xD

[DaMaRyLoU]

uhm we don't do any of that actually. we don't even talk like that.

[crisb8713]

@DaMaRyLoU u do in movies 

[MartinTheexplorer]

@DaMaRyLoU Thats a joke.I can't get the talking part neither but lol who cares?

[chrizzly88]

@DaMaRyLoU Yes we do and you know it.

[VarjoViulu]

has he watched a movie by Bully Herbig? Would explain that gay attitude. But if all germans would be gay or kill everyone...how could they survive? If he would walk like that on a german street everyone would think he's drunk or had to many drugs.

[chrizzly88]

@VarjoViulu because he's serious... comedians constantly make generalizing jokes for the audience to refer.

[chriscowan626]

"Go to fucking Un-Fuck sleep"

[321armageddon]

he doesn't know how germans are .. he just watched too many gay porns.

[Raiderfan123]

@321armageddon Dude it's comedy, Y u no get it? Ein witz den man erklaren muss, ist nicht lustig.

[BCristianSorin]

from 1:51 to 2:05 i just cant stop laughin xDDD

[TheGreggiraldo]

50 people are german

[Ninjanea]

im german and i dont find it offensive but i think he needs to come to germany to see what its really like so he knows how to act out a how a german really is

[Lutschfingerable]

@Ninjanea no because it wouldn't be funny anymore

[BatALash]

@Ninjanea Get a sense of humor!

[EmoPandaXD2]

I'm Asian and I find this offensive.

[KrustynailsVideo]

This guy watches too much Human Centipede....

[JasperTiger66]

@KrustynailsVideo hahahahahahah!!! that's exactely what i was thinking! he also reminds me a bit of Bruno...

[KrustynailsVideo]

@JasperTiger66 lol yeah, his german accent is coming across a little gay

[mousseaumousseau]

would this be a bad time to tell a hitler joke?

[Slambertmilam11]

russians are scarier.

[patyrocker]

50 people are Gangsters xD

[LucidStudiosOfficial]

He sure moves well with all that snow on the stage...

[cravingmetal]

Man all you Germans who are offended need to lighten the fuck up. We know this is completly innacurate, its a comedy show for fucks sake. Chris is so funny, i hope he gets a role in an up and coming hollywood comedy.

[MisterHitman09]

i am neither black or german and i find this hilarious!

[ricogoldstar]

It is about frikin time this guy got a special. He is way too funny to be on a small stage sharing the spot with 5 or 6 unfunny comedians.

[Tezballs]

If you don't like this guy . U must suck dick

[RyanKPMusic]

wooow. i did nazi that coming. anne frankly as a german this is way out of my kampfort zone, as hitlarious as it is.

[Nathonamore]

@RyanKPMusic I reich your comedy

[gyqz]

@RyanKPMusic So...no mein kampfire for you??? LOL

[JayDelaCruz3]

@RyanKPMusic lmfaooo

[hashali]

@RyanKPMusic OLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[EdgeGameplay]

I'm German and this shit is funny xD btw I've poisoned you >8D

[StoneyluvMe]

im black and his impression of black gangsters really had me laughing. plus he made no reference to the holocaust and the goose step which is every americans go-to german joke so all in all i'd say all offended germans should STFU and laugh at the fact that he's linking germans to BRUNO and not nazi's.

[EntertainingShit]

im hardcore german.. and htis is hilarious .. also i have urpees

[fancybrit93]

I'm 100% German, and while I find this quite offensive, I can take it, I'm not a little bitch about it.

[iiCHiiMAN]

ehrrrrrrrrrrrm.... yes. no. there's a difference between making fun of stereotypes and just being disrespectful. And it's kind of bad that people even make jokes like "I'm offensive and I find this German". Wow, funny joke bro. Well guess what? I'm German and I find this offensive and I just know how most of you Americans would react if we would joke about you. So please shut the fuck up.

[akalilBILL2]

1:47, I was on the ground rolling! HAHAHA!

[niggaloaf]

toooooooooooooooooo fuckin funny



[gchaoma]

Awesome!

[Flash25Gordon]

"They know the worst thing to think of, before you die is not omg my and, its uuuh this is kinda gay :P" hahahah Hes hilarious and im german!! :D

[pandaanda4]

I just love him so much

[MizzyLexis94]

The little thingy on the vid is a snowflake!!!! <3333

[Lutschfingerable]

haha :D i love how he didn't use the stereotypes like "beer, sauerkraut, WW1&2"

i am german and i laughted my ass off, before i poisoned him.

[chidding]

worst ganger impression ever..

[pruehle710]

Ya i'm 80% German and I'm not offended. Its all true. Especially the part about kissing people I have poisoned...do that all the time.

[Lutschfingerable]

@pruehle710 how can you be 80% german?

[pruehle710]

@Lutschfingerable I guess im 75%. my dad is 100% german and my mom is 50% german and 50% irish, so im 75% german and 25% irish

[Lutschfingerable]

@pruehle710 ah okay :)

[JaffaaHD]

I'm offensive and I find this German.

[SASJKL]

@JaffaaHD i'm german and i find your comment shnifinshneifin

[SuckItLily]

Looks like Gaius from BattleStar.

[JuveCassi]

Well... now I really know everybody around me here in Germany... Gotta get some poison before it's too late...

[worldwarZisaprophecy]

I am learning german and this is all true. though when he tries to speak fake german he keeps saying "spiel rasen" which means play lawn.

[HailComedy]

i thought he said NEIN when he yelled KNIVES!

[RootbeerAndBeans]

NEIN! you would not eat it!

[starfirefashion]

dude finally found this that's who i seen chris d elia on comedy central, lol.

[MrMarcbot]

someone should make a collab of everytime chris falls on stage

[abr3acadabra]

american dad season 1 episode 7:

Roger: You set me up, Klaus! Why would you do something so awful?

Klaus: I'm German; it's what we do.

[MrGoopTV]

This was funny but his hunting bit was way better.

[TheNorskestolthet]

The word Gift in German means poison lmfao

[Lillettebitch619]

This is for u Franzwa! Oh GAWD this describes you perfectly

[highfive96]

It is pretty funny indeed.. the pronlem with jokes like this is that some people take it serious and really think that germans are like this..

[KrisKehasukjaren88]

ok. this guy is freaking awesome

[iamharjap]

i was watching whitney just now and chris delia was injecting his girlfriend in the show while injecting the person in this video. so weird.

[rexxxar123]

3:55 Ich bin ein Rasen spiel ein und fucking scheisen XDXD

[WesBergen]

I think the only German he met was Klaus Kinski.

[OuterSpace90]

Ewwwww hitchhiker thumb

[69696HM]

HES FUCKING HILARIOUS

[darkcurrypowder]

lol i swear to god , he falls over in so many of his sets

[misscarpone2]

Gee, talk about mixing your stereotypes. Homophobia and xenophobia getting all f* up. At least he pronounced "Nein" correctly, the rest I couldn't really understand. Maybe this is why Germans are scary to some: We're obsesed with details... :-)

[inburn]

haha that was the "white" kat williams :P

[Chazman2705]

This is Chris when he's not high

[Scheeesi]

wie scheiße geil ist das denn?? ich hab ja schon von vielen deutschen stereotypen gehört aber der topt se ja alle :-D wie kommt man auf so was??? zu gut xD

[werewolfie3]

42 people were Germans

[dreademall]

@werewolfie3

Actually most germans, me included find it pretty funny

[SuckItLily]

@dreademall It would have been funnier had he spoken actual German (aside from "Nein!") but I quite like this depiction. I will capitalize on the image if I ever visit the states. Und ich werde sie sanft küssen während sie an meinem Gift sterben.

[KimKarify]

this doesn't even make any sense.

[Shelpingeveryday]

You guys have to check him out on Whitney. He does a little German bit on there too. Pretty funny.

[bruddadm]

my bestfriends dad is german and he is scary as shit hahahaha