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  • Bank: Stay current on your mortgage.

    Homeowner: I need to sell to move to a new area. But am underwater.

    Bank: We don't consider short sales unless you are delinquent.

    Homeowner: Okay, I won't pay. Here's an offer for market value.

    Bank: Great, we'll counter above market value and, oh, by the way, in order to close this short sale, you need to be current with your payments.

    Homeowner: Here are the keys, I'm moving to (state).

    Bank: Anybody want to buy this house for 25% under market?

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