Michael Palin for President

[Filby]

I used to think Michael Palin was the funniest Palin alive, but John McCain proved me wrong!

[zionravescene]

Ironically, when he visited Alaska in "Full Circle" he couldn't get to Russia, even though he could see it from where he was standing.

[tomsega]

I can think of a hundred celebrities with no pretensions about being able to run the most powerful country in the world who could probably do a better job of it than the bitch who shan't be named.

[SarahsSecretExposed]

This guy would make dam sure he got a shrubbery before taking the oath.

[swordfish1929]

I'd vote for him. If I was of voting age and wasn't British

MP for PM anyone?

[spm1021]

This monty python sludge belongs in space...i say we send all these bad jokes and awful acting schemes as far away from the Earth as possible. it was never funny, it will be never funny. it is actually a low time in the history of the earth when this b rated garbage was allowed to circumvent and poison our airways.

[TokichanReturns]

@spm1021 Wow bitter much? It's humor. So what if it's not to your taste? Go find something else to laugh at.

[cferrante]

@spm1021 All you're saying to me means that you just don't understand British humour.

[Skylerpwysocki]

Sara Palin is Awesome! And she would be a fantastic president!

[dannyperez2k11]

i love that man, hes a great person, and id be the first to vote for him if i could

[joh2]

Thats one Palin who I would vote for...

[xsosior]

hahaha

[LubbDupp]

I'd even vote for Gumby over Sarah Palin if only for the extra intellectual acumen...

[tomsega]

Satire or not, the thing is Michael Palin would --in all total seriousness-- make a better President than she would.

[Traveler2112]

LOL

[wordreet]

As soon as I can get fake American citizenship, he can count on my vote!

[VonHelton]

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Another view!

[OlaNaTungee6]

could someone please explain what is wrong with sarah palin? as a german i don't really understand...

[outwrangle]

@OlaNaTungee6 She quit her job as governor in Alaska to run a reality show.

I think that will tell you all you need to know.

[OlaNaTungee6]

@outwrangle you're right, now i got the picture. thanks.

[mousefir]

@OlaNaTungee6 Then I trust you have not researched her well enough. SI mean, she's not as horrible as some of the criticisms would like to make her out to be, but she's certainly not as good as those same critiques make her out to be either.

[noflizone]

z

will sarah palin now disavow "2nd amendment remedies" for which she advocated in NV? the arizona shooting is an example of that sort of solution.

she uses targets and other violent metaphors, pals around with secessionists and advocates vehicular assault as a coping mechanism.

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[MrIpodtouchey]

im not one to believe in 2012 - end of the world contreversy, but if palin wins it might as well be

[sasukekuuun]

Sousa's "Liberty Bell" would be a wonderful anthem... but I'd never say no to the Lumberjack Song :D

[Switzer727]

Is Michael Palin and Sarah Palin related?

[TheEEStudent]

@Switzer727 Are Graham Chapman and Anna Chapman related?

[wordreet]

@TheEEStudent No, Graham 'wanted' to be a woman, but Anna actually is a woman.

[IntentionalJourney]

Michael's dog is more qualified to be president than sarah palin

[m0n0nen]

Sarah Palin down and Mike for president!! woot :DD

[Anon371]

The best thing about this video is that Michael most likely is more qualified than his daughet

[glisskur19]

what is the name of the song??

[Pentode7591]

@glisskur19 Hail to the Chief

[DruFarron]

88 people are Republicans...

[0g0dn0]

@DruFarron If there were only 88 of them, then how the hell did we end up with two terms of retarded spider-monkey and his leering trainer?

[bapyou]

As of mid-October 2010, who are the 88 dopes voting this down?

[Gubbywubby]

Hey, can anyone tell me where that clip of Michael Palin at the end (the values "soccer mom" one) comes from? I've watched so much Michael Palin, and I've never seen that!

[Palin4President]

@Gubbywubby It's at the very end of "Meaning of Life."

[Gubbywubby]

@Palin4President Oh, ok. Thanks!

[IncDeathCreed]

Palin 4 TheSocietyOfDumbasses 2012 oh wait she's already the head of it with Bachmann as the co-chair

[1337ASM]

Help i'm being repressed!!!

[0g0dn0]

He's got my vote all the way!

[KidVolcano]

How did I miss this when it was current? Fantaaaaaaastic!

[ArtypNk]

Makes me want to watch the holy grail again. 

[AngelDelilahStarr]

Michael Palin is the only Palin that matters, period.

[BillDFC]

The world would be a better place with people like Michael Palin in power.

Intelligent, funny, tolerant, understanding and all round decent person.

Unfortunately,the people who get into politics are usually the scum of the Earth.

[giggilamour]

Hehehe!Still funny as hell!

[jumpingjimoneez]

I would vote for him if I was old enough. I wonder if Michael Palin has seen this video. He should.

[FreneticKey]

love it

[xemily91]

Palin for president! I'm in! (:

[1chris1o1]

NO NO NO Vote me!!!!!!! :@

[jakslevius]

definitely a vote from here! and i'm not even American!

[ThatDamnLobster]

He's got my vote! He was always my favorite python.

[ceid315]

I just want to know one thing, how can a woman be president of the united states and commander of its armed forces when a woman cannot serve in the u.s. military as an infantryman or in a combat role. Furthermore, an american female cannot be drafted into the u.s. military. Yet, a woman can become commander in chief of its armed forces and tell men they must die for the country. lol,

[LtBeefy91]

@ceid315

On behalf of all our brave military women who have died in combat in Iraq and Afghanistan while protecting you from threats overseas (even while you talk such sexist trash)

Go F*** yourself.

I'm assuming you are at least smart enough to fill in those asterisks.

[lancethrustworthy]

@LtBeefy91

On behalf of the retired military men and women who have risked their lives for YOU, go shoot yourself. We've all paid our dues; you no more than anybody else. Get off your stinking high horse, you idiot.

[MrClaydough]

Always look ....on the brighter side of life.

Run away....as i fart in your general direction.

That parrots not dead. Here, look. heh

1974 took a hit of purple barrel and watched these guys all night.

between banging my beautiful girl friend. 'Then she thought i turned into the devil'.

[Jarut195]

Oh my God, are you that fucking retarded! Obama was not born in another country. I don't know how that could be any clearer. But even if he wasn't (which its perfectly he was), what the fuck does it matter, are you such a nationalist that you think America is still the best country on Earth and people from other countries are inferior.

[1337bard]

@Jarut195 Let's say he was born in this country, he still moved and lived in Indonesia, and in order to live there you had to become a naturalized citizen, so that disqualifies him.

I'm not a nationalist or a xenophobe. I just happen to believe in our constitution, because it is the only set of laws that protect us from the government. If we don't have that, we are unprotected and are subject to brutality and oppression.

[superhamzah85]

@1337bard

Dumb rule - whoever is a citizen of the country, and best for the job. If no other job takes into account what bit of dirt you were spat on out of your moms vagina, then why why does the Presidential role require it?

The Constitution was written with common sense, it was invented, it is not a holy text.

[1337bard]

@superhamzah85 It's in place as a safety net to guard the United States from foreign enemies as best as possible in their vision of a free society.

The constitution is a covenant between the founders as the fundamental foundation for governance and the most basic rights of man. They are to preserved and protected, not turned against and butchered by it's own people.

[superhamzah85]

@1337bard

Yes, because one person born in the wrong place can harm America in the 21st century.

It's not 1776, and the constitution has been ammended over 25 times since.

[1337bard]

@superhamzah85 I hope you realize it would make other political leaders contenders in our government. It would open the door to global autocracy, do you want communism?

[superhamzah85]

@1337bard

Must have lived in the US for 14 years....why not 15? Is that not better? Has to be 35 years old, why not 34 or 36?

This isn't a magic document, it's flawed and pretty silly in some places. Under your constitution, Sarah Palin is eligible, Michael Palin is not - there's no need for further evidence.

[1337bard]

@superhamzah85 Oh it's just not fair is it? The law is so unjust!

[flygiving]

Dont jizz ya self he cant win

[millertas]

Why stop there? Make him supreme dictator of the entire world.

[1337bard]

Why can't Michael Palin be president? Just because he's a citizen of another country? Didn't stop Obama from becoming president!

[mgore90]

@1337bard

Really mate wtf, if he was disputed as being born in Ireland or Germany or Norway, you wouldn't give two shits, your just an good olde fashioned racist aren't you?

[1337bard]

You're calling me racist based on ignorant assumptions? Well played idiot.

[mgore90]

@1337bard

Forgive me, but my experience of Right wing Americans on youtube leaves me with very low expectations in regard to their morality. Enlighten me then, is it a simple matter of Constitutionalist, b honest if it had come out in 2006 that Bush was not born in the U.S.A. would you have given a fuck

[1337bard]

@mgore90 Well I was about 12 when Bush became president so I didn't have much of a understanding about political ideology or our constitution.

My belief is, if they don't obey our constitution, then they should be thrown out. If our government has no respect for our constitution, then what the hell did all those people die for? Though I love M. Palin, I would be outraged if he was allowed to become president, but delighted if he wanted to run for governor.

[TheCrusader1000]

Pure genius love it lol

[elflamencus]

yes, he´s better and more seriusly

[Hellishfire25]

He's got my vote, too. He'd be the best President ever!

[invincableabramstank]

He's got my vote

[Stratman78]

Michael Palin for President 2012. I will vote for him.

[TheAmazonblonde1]

I will here to hold his hand and besides I make a great VP AND UPHOLD ALL MY DUTIES AS SEEN FITTING

[TheAmazonblonde1]

I WILL I WILL

[dnck1985]

He would declare war to Canada and make British Colombia, the new capital state (remember the lumberjack). LOL

[Kilia40]

What a way for the Dems to win again in 2012!

Sheesh!!

[mebz72]

Here's to holding out for 2012!

Although I am concerned that he would misdirect funds into the Ministry of Silly Walks.

[ECW2006]

If he became president, the national anthem would be the lumberjack song

[Stratman78]

Not "The Liberty Bell"?

[gingeee8794]

@ECW2006 HA fuck yes

[0g0dn0]

@ECW2006 I am shockingly okay with that. I would love to live in a country where the national anthem talks about hitting bars and dressing in women's clothing. It shows the people are really laid back.

[BuzzBroz]

Hee-larious Mark and Bob. Ken

[nonewsspeak]

tavlek is correct- rhetoric. To Rose Skye. Sarah Palin did NOT support abortion !!! ( Gee, remember her Downs Syndrome beloved baby ) Obama not only supports abortion, but also late term abortion, & is funding such in his "health care" control of us plan Do some homework, PLEASE ! & some REAL thinking.

[auntbecky]

he supports a womans right to choose. that bimbo does not.

[EarlofCrawford]

Oh, DO shut-up.

[nonewsspeak]

Sarah Palin was the greatest breath of fresh air & honesty I have heard in my long life. She was desecrated by the powers that be / that want to control us.

[tavlek]

Allow me to make 3 points about the video:

firstly, it's stinkin hilarious.

secondly, stop talking politics

thirdly, it's spelled rhetoric, people.

[SHADOW10621]

I'm tired of the liberal vs conservative rederick. It's like a bad marriage where both parents (Democrats & Republicans) fight and the kids (the American people) get screwed. Nothing will change as long as we keep up this idiotic language. Divide and conquer that's what's happening and that's why nothing changes.

[mrmax3d]

I don't really agree with the whole Democrat vs. Republican being bad for the country argument.. but I do agree that all this rederick is prahbubly not very helpfool ethur.

[SarahLeia]

I'd vote for him! Definitely.

[Blokecameuptome]

where was Pilatus and KaKaKaKen?

[RoseSkye]

I find it cute that Chito cant form a relevant legitimate argument, yet..

I'll tell you this. Palin is the reason McCain lost or at least one of them. If McCain didn't get Palin as VP pick the woman's rights group wouldn't have voted for Obama (or anyone).

That's half a million votes for Obama.. all because Palin supported abortion.

Next McCain couldn't shake off the stench of Bush from him.. If someone like Ron Paul ran.. closer race.

Finally.. McCain is just old.. and senile.

[foxnewsliars]

I always wondered how angry Michael Palin must be, to witness someone else with the same name by being UNintentionally hilarious!

[mavrek47]

Which do you enjoy MORE....LOSING 56 Senate & House Seats in a 2 year period...OR....being out-numbered by 80 members in the House of Reps...OR....being in permanent exile at your respective FLDS Compound? LOL! ~Eloozerbeth Dole

[mavrek47]

When Forrest Gump was quoted saying "Stupid is.....as Stupid Does" was he personally referring to W, Scarah Failin, Ban Coulter, Flush Dimbaugh, Cheney, Jindal, Rove, Nitt-Witt-Mitt Romney....OR the entire dumb-shit RepubliCON clan?

A SPECIAL thanks to the above hypocritical morons for making the RepubliCON Party extinct!

~ Obama's ties with Ayers = 0 Dead

~ W's ties/lies with Iraq = 4286 Dead

JAN 20 - THE END OF AN ERA....I MEAN ERROR!

R.I.P. GOP (Dumb-shits). How is life in exile? LOL!

[mavrek47]

Sorry the TRUTH hurts so MUCH....the PROOF & argument is in the last TWO elections, and the polls. LOL!

[mavrek47]

REAL RepubliCON STIMULUS:

~ CRAIG: A return foot-tapping under mens room stalls

~ LIMBAUGH: Blanket-free LIFE prescription for Oxy-Contin

~ W & SCARAH FAILIN: Each want 1% of Scare-Crow's Brain

~ COULTER: Get Adams Apple Removed

~ CHENEY: Keep Unilateral Contracts & Face Shootings Legal

~ NITT-WITT-MITT ROMNEY: Continue flip-flopping on ALL Issues

~ FOLEY: Return e-mail from teen boys

~ BOEHNER: Buy BETTER cans of face-tan spray

GOP GOAL: Continue to LOSE DOZENS MORE Senate & House Seats!

[mavrek47]

I agree! RepubliCONs are leaving the party & LOSING elections faster than they can in-breed possible replacements. LOL! ~Flush Dimbaugh

[mavrek47]

Watch your mouth you "Middle Ground" moron.

GOP aka RepubliCANT aka Conservatard = ENDANGERED SPECIES.

[A77246]

Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, United States.

Also, while talking about birthplaces, John McCain was born in PANAMA, to be exact, Panama Canal Zone, Panama!

Please get your facts straight before posting a comment

[tubapower88]

I love this lol

[reckless173]

palin is sooo dumb...

[BeatleMonkeegirl15]

Michael Palin 2012!

[cfan12]

I second that nomination!

[adamskiyo]

GOTTA LOVE MICHAEL PALIN

[sirpenguinthebrave]

Brilliant! :D He also has a profound knowledge of fish licenses.

[HaliFins]

A retarded hockey mom in the presidency - Only in America!

[1337bard]

More likely in Canada.

[stranger1965]

such brilliant stuff. Michael was the best.

[thailandajarn]

Thats 'is' not 'was' Present tense, simple.

[SandSlasher14]

He'll get my vote in the future!

[mwarhead]

I'd vote for him...

Not just for President but also for GOD.

[dormill]

I'd vote for him.

[Volkmoidruk]

To side-step the nationality issue, he could hold a lesser office as a foreign-born, right?  He was one of the Piranha Brothers, so how about Governor of New Jersey?

[Sanzo84]

He'll get my vote!

Michael Palin 2012!

[mrmattfield21]

All Hail Michael Palin.

The man who would (bu can't) be president.

for the amount of traveling Michael has done, he should at least get offered environmental secretary, or something to that effect.

[IKnowBetterThanThis]

Genius! I am sorry I found this so late. I bet his talent segment would be better in a beauty pageant too!

[slobadragovic]

YES!!! I watched Holy Grail, Meaning of Life and all of those episodes a few days ago... I would vote for him DEFINITELY!

[BrutusCass]

LOL ;-))

This is great

[marniedrew]

ABsolute Genious!!!!

[waltermanalo]

Fuck u.

[Palin4President]

Dick Cheney?  Is that you?

[coasterkid345]

THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

[LilithFilth]

Nice one!! :D

[falconFIL]

God bless sarah Palin... we won because her.

[coasterkid345]

can you rephrase that? I don't understand.

[falconFIL]

what? I just said... thanks Sarah Palin, you made Obama win with you cheerleader attitude run the vice presidency. I want her on next elections instead of McCain = )

[coasterkid345]

do you really think she is able to run the U.S?

[falconFIL]

No, I think she is going to be easy to beat again = )

[skeight1985]

Can't you understand irony? He means he hopes Sarah Palin is the next republican candidate so Obama will win for sure

[coasterkid345]

i get it, it's fine. I just didn't understand what he said the first time. No big deal. I want her to run again, so Barack can go for two terms.

[weirdloopyloo]

coasterkid345-- falconFIL meant that Sarah Palin was so awful it meant people voted for Obama

[coasterkid345]

i get it, but thanks.

[byebons]

Michael Palin was always my favorite Python.

[9pluto]

ha this is so funny

[zaphodfortytoo]

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses!...not some...fascicle aquatic ceremony!

[razznapple]

if i went around callin myself an emperor, because some watery tart lobbed a sword at me, they'd put me away!!!

:D

[BeatleMonkeegirl15]

quick!! come see the voilence inherent in the system!! HELP ME IM BEING REPRESSED!!

[jogsingumboots]

Thanks for much for this, I fell off my chair laughing!

[Greenandscaly]

Thank GOD we'll never know what life in the US would be like under PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN!

[Kaelthas330]

I love the military scene

[eeepic]

Micheal Palin is >9000 times more qualified to be VIce President than Sarah Palin.

[reblives]

Fuck off back to 4chan, with your highly over rated memes.

[bystander9]

More people knew who Michael Palin was 2 months ago & people know more about him than Sarah Palin still.

[SoundSurgeon182]

lol im not from america but i hope the black dud get president

[SCE2AUX]

The black DUD?

It fits.

[peasandriceplease]

HELL YEAH!

michael palin is a legend <3

[ILYIAB]

Oh Yeah!

[kaishininjou]

This.

Is.

Fucking.

BRILLIANT!!!

[workingclasstheist]

LoL, "fantastically stupid"...That's a good one!

[SarcasticTruth]

Indeed, he brings a gravitas lacking in all the other candidates.

[LittleFox6141]

Sarah Palin = President Roslin of Battlestar Galactica, (in way better health)! Save the planet, vote McCain/Palin!

[lokan82]

That's an insult to Mary McDonell, at least she can act like a President. YOU BETCHA.

[LittleFox6141]

Mary McDonell is probably smart enough not to be insulted by a comparison of anyone to a fictional character.

Are you? I BETCHA NOT ;-)

[rubenlaracast]

Hey Obama... Give them Change. Ha, Ha, after all they asked for it.

Give Americans the Change they asked for. Ha, ha, ha. They have a big surprise coming. Americans will never forget.

[kennisism8]

Noooo! Michael Palin must become president of MY country:o) or even better; he has to become president of every country.

Jeeeej, go Palin(the brittish one that is)!

[jjuran]

"Noooo! Michael Palin must become president of MY country:o) or even better; he has to become president of every country."

I wouldn't put such a coup past the Bishop of East Anglia.

[Volkmoidruk]

"I wouldn't put such a coup past the Bishop of East Anglia."

I Bishop of East Angria!! Michaer Parin's plemielship goes to....PEOPLE'S LEPUBRIC OF CHINA!!!

[jjuran]

"I Bishop of East Angria!! Michaer Parin's plemielship goes to....PEOPLE'S LEPUBRIC OF CHINA!!!"

Attention -- the YouTube user 'Volkmoidruk' is *not* the Bishop of East Anglia, but an impostor, wanted by the police.

*I* am the Bishop of East Anglia.

[ConE500]

I reckon Michael Palin should choose Baldrick of the Blackadder as his running mate. Because when trouble comes, there is no need to panic. For he has a cunning plan.

[womblefree]

LOL i totally agree and he has a good taste for turnips

[razznapple]

haha so true :D

[Halfdannn]

MICHEAL PALIN IS ALSO JESUS

Only with the rougher edged knocked off.

[workingclasstheist]

Is Michael Palin Hispanic?

[Halfdannn]

Nooo.. he's white and english.. not that it really matters, he still rocks.

[georock123]

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[jjuran]

"MICHEAL PALIN IS ALSO JESUS"

Aren't you thinking of Graham Chapman?