Chris Crocker -- Jealous parents.

[MissColorfulSox]

Lmao. Ohh Chris.

[amydeserto]

Omg chris i love you! That is soooo funny

[accidentsafe]

LOL so true. Sorry. Sex changes minds.

[Anthony4482140]

someone loves you wtf  he must be desprete

[BlackMoon705]

@Anthony4482140 lol

[Only4uBabyxo]

BOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[iPopoz]

is he wearing underwear?

[TheDarklego12]

@AdamBrosis19024 oh stfu mr

[AdamBrosis19024]

Is Chris crocker GAY!?

[Only4uBabyxo]

@AdamBrosis19024 yeah ;( sucha shocker :P

[BlackMoon705]

@AdamBrosis19024 yes

[RossSmooveTV]

@AdamBrosis19024 yes

[realdiamondshow]

Some parents protect their young inexperienced Sons & Daughters from going out with nutjobs.

[thepokewhore]

"Yes, blood is thicker than water.. but you know what's thicker than blood? Semen."

[avalon1istheword]

Oh and you will get married one day. Just do the love thing and i like your hair i was trying to get my girl to do the same.

[avalon1istheword]

Aaaahh come on, you could have been nicer, She could love her son no matter what, and I been watching your funny videos (the make up melting one, I was emotional and that video cheered me up) and love comes naturally and it is not a battle cause his learning and genes are from his mother and find a common ground your smarter than this aggression. From Dave

[jupitercrash123]

Your bf is a man? No, he's a fairy. You're a girl wanna be with a small dick.

[trulouloveu13]

why is he naked

[Hamburgan]

bitch head !

lick cock!

[XaeoLS]

I know this wasn't stated in the video, but claiming that a certain sexuality is "normal" when it's applied to less than a 1 of 20 persons is just plain illogical. Should we accept them for who they are? Yes. Should we go around saying that homosexuality is "normal"? Not really, because as I stated earlier, it doesn't meet the requirements for "normal" by a long shot.

[IBN301]

is this queer for real?

[IBN301]

What the fuck

[ChowandSunglasses]

1:05- a little bit too much information.... X(

[mrbubbles854]

If my son was to every grow up and fuck a dude...he would not be my son after that.

[girlygirl12ist]

i love u chris<3

[kklogf]

well my mother loves when i have a girlfriend and enourages me too

[helloRaxyMisgoodbar]

girl cover ur cleavege!!! O.0

[ConfeshunzzZ]

Oh if my parents forbid me too ever have a girlfriends...someone is getting te 9mm

[MsBJ111]

I feel sorry for his parents

[Keyareuhs2]

BOOM!

[hello91938]

wow I would never say that to my parents I know it's for my best but I'll get them to be okay with it

[laurenfowell208]

fucked up rabbit with no ears !

[DreamAmongTheStars]

if u want anyone to take u seriously, u should show some respect.....geez......

[JinxTrix]

damn, u tellt hat bitch, Chris!

[thesuperbadsquirrel]

"boo" -ty

[H4Z3Ghost7070]

???

[saraharvey97]

really and u think ur respectful??

[WatchMeLickMyPringle]

I actually love you.

[LisaSpringfield]

He is quite right.

I'm sick of overly strict parents. My boyfriend's hated my guts. She never wanted me take away her boy. But thankfully, we're still together. He makes a good point.

[MrDetwaa]

@LisaSpringfield how about you talk about age and then we can debate this. I DON'T WANT MY 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER TO HAVE A BF. AT LEAST YET!!!!! That doesn't make me strict.

[EvoftheDark]

I was not expecting that. Lol!

[XPandoraX13]

Blood is thicker than water. But seaman is thicker than blood. But i don't realy care since i cut of my boyfreinds penis.

[xxkerry182]

Ur awesome xD

[SheVooZaXoo]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FOR REAL ? I JUST WANT TO KILL U .....MEET ME U FAGGGG ....Вам кусок дерьма, пошел на хуй мне навстречу b!!tch

[xyzlactic]

@SheVooZaXoo Wow i wish i can see assassins cut you up and eat your dead body lol

[westangs13]

FAAAGGGG

[OreoLMocha]

@westangs13 fuck you internet douch



[westangs13]

@OreoLMocha you would want to you damn internet homo!

[yoopeoplz]

Yeah!!!

[tatsumibob]

like someone shityy?, u, ur boyfriends parents dont like u cuz their son isnt really gay

[TheEminemadness]

why are u talking about parents when only kids are watching this

[ChompyAtChurch]

You know what else is thicker than blood? Lip gloss.

[Leatherlyy]

I agree with the top comment.

I'm a lesbian, and I'd break up with my girlfriend if she started talking shit to my parents.

[AnthonyHames]

Love you Chris

[Nancy99999]

He is only exaggerating, but you should get his message. He's talking about those parents who are way too mean and strict. But I'm pretty sure he won't (or didn't) say that to her face. He did say he exaggerates stuff for comedic manner. Relax.

[Lexi59025]

Ok so if semen is thicker than blood , what's thicker than semen???

[Spyfff]

wow, that's got to be the greatest quote of all time!! you really were proud of yourself after saying that shit weren't you? fucking faggot

[noelle8D]

omg this was hilarious! (im not being rude i swear, his reply is just amazing)

[NeonPeople58]

Agreed

[lmnllouis]

You're a MAN?! shit i've been masturbating over you for weeks! fuck!!!!!

[xiaozhensheskrazeh]

WAIT ! i thought ur a guy ? y u got boyfren?

[Thevolleyballchicka2]

@xiaozhensheskrazeh

He is a guy and hes gay, and Rude.

[dodaTiffany]

No matter what those parents are doing or saying to you, that could have been handled with a lot more tact. If anyone I was with said that to my parents, I would be mortified and they would be gone so fast. I would finally understand why my parents didn't want me with that person. I don't care what your sexual orientation is, that is disrespectful, plain and simple.

[VideoCritic1277]

If any homophob out there is scared of me suck my dick. But, lol... next time my boyfriends mom says something to me Ill just e-mail you for a come back. LOL!!!

[perfect7cell]

Generally love this video! Haaaaaaa.

So true! Parents need to fuck up sometimes.

[tellyoumysadstory]

I had a boyfriend who is really, really amazing. Hes sweet and kind and knows how to treat a girl. He told(and tells) me he loves me everyday we talk, and that he misses me. We were forced apart because of a stupid law about age difference and because my parents don't like him because he's half black and older than me. If they knew he was deaf, the wouldn't like him either. What does it matter? They don't respect me so I really don't respect them.

I love you Chris!!! Keep making videos :)

[bachsbigmama]

@tellyoumysadstory that's messed up, I would see him anyway if he treated me good

[kabood100]

man love man woooooow

[TheSwavi]

@criticsandcomments Homophobe? No I'm not. I'm a FuckedUpInTheHeadWeirdoWithout­MoralsAPhobe.

[technomusic1996]

@mouseshoes1 r u bi??

[technomusic1996]

@bettycrocker1231 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[bettycrocker1231]

i love you

[TheSwavi]

Because the point of adoption is to help a child. Not fuck them up more.

[CriticsAndComments]

@TheSwavi Homophobe.

[AMChannel1]

This made me lawl.

[arimerry663]

Yeah. Seriously, you ain't treating their mamma right.

[KkaylaJjanes]

uhmm,,,, question.. you might treat your boyfriend well,, but you obviously dont treat his mamma right!

[AmyTheAwsome]

All you haters SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Chris, honey listen... I totally agree with the main concept of this video, but just think before you speak Hun ! So anyways, if your a hater, and I've pissed you off, comment on this comment come fight me bitch!!!!

[technomusic1996]

@AmyTheAwsome Soz but u aint made any haters pissed off, u've just made them laugh at u coz ur comment makes u sound like a MAJOR retard

[TheSwavi]

How the hell will you ever have a son or a daughter? You're a Homo remember? Faggots don't give birth lol lol

[hellhasnogender]

@TheSwavi adoption dude, adoption

[inscrutablewriter]

Hahahaha!



[GG4312]

This has to be the only video I've seen where he speaks sense. Go chris!!

[XxtonydynastyxX]

I would like to cumm every nigjt

[valtsm98]

Whoa whoa chill. Man you're angry.

[allybdl12341]

hey you wanna know your boyfriend's parent really hate you, its cuz your aa fucking bastard straight from hell

YEAH BITCH!!!!!

[hoitulnefe1]

fuck you sick faggot.yyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuk die all of you fags

[XxCrazyCassandraxX]

Amen!!

[MegziCano]

You make good points in your videos.... but you sound so agro and bitter. like, Ouch! Chill... XD

[AngelikKurayami]

hell yea

[ThunderousWake]

YES

[TumbleMeDown]

Boo. ;) Amen, Chris.

[TheSjpatrik]

I find this difficult to masterbate to.

[invaderfromheaven]

so, if your son or daughter happened to be straight, your reaction would be what?

[Rabbitgirl57]

you wont get children :\ especially if you marry a guy.

[Elizabethie4949]

<3 omg i love you chris crocker!!! and your music im a freak of nature <3

[LIZZIE8364]

IS SHE EMO OR SOMETHING

[Rabbitgirl57]

@LIZZIE8364 its a he :[

[LIZZIE8364]

@Rabbitgirl57 O SORRY

[Rabbitgirl57]

@LIZZIE8364 its ok

[LIZZIE8364]

@Rabbitgirl57 KAY

[yellowsphinx2015]

lmfao, that is so true

[vampiregirl423]

Mostly I don't agree with Chris but he's right about this!!!

[imissbuddy422]

DAAAMMNN

[DieMensLand]

1:03 you bloody legend

[MultiMetallica1]

You have good points

[JakobMcardleTv]

CUM IS THICKER THAN BLOOD. AND I MAKE YOUR SON CUM EVERY NIGHT! i died XD

[Jonnyreb1988]

So disrespectful. You should be ashamed of your vain self.

[SwEeTBlOnDiSaNdI]

you should visit hospital !!! chris

[Ironman374]

I call bull shit on this story.

[pyroman58ify]

i hate to think that this person can still bring children into this world that thought makes me want to go give my father a big hug and say thankyou dad for not being like chris crocker

[PandaBear3455]

1:03 :D YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT!!!! :D

[Vahtacen]

YOU ARE SOOOOOO FUNNY

[Jennyfairie]

I love the ''Because he loves it BOU!''

[TheSkyhorse82]

'Boo!' Hahahahaha!

[babygerlism]

i have never seen so big of a freack in my life go die bitch

[CMmidgets]

you know whats thicker than blood? semen, and i make your son cum every night" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA omg i just died

[Swaggrum]

this is dirty :]

[killer9679]

you go Chris!!!!!

[ConcreteDuck]

You look like a girl...

... but the moustache is throwing me off.

[WowFroob]

FAG NUFF SAID

[superhorus123]

semen is thicker than blood! LMAO

[superhorus123]

@RamiroSilvaTv lol. 

[danceinside9]

I like this. A lot. Yes. A lot.

[SammeSumiko]

Haha You are really Epic !!!!

[SmitieAndAHalf808]

Don't think that's why they hate you... *Cough, Cough*

[DubStepEdition]

id fuckin smash you if i saw you in real life no homo

[CrystalMoon145]

Thank God. That bitch deserved it.

[CookiesRlyAreAliens]

Dude, I bet your man's parents don't want their innocent son hanging around with you, I mean, please! Of all things to say, you told his mother that you make him jizz! That was your time to shine there, to make them think YOU are the guy, but that there was just uncalled for.

[LilSpiph]

@CookiesRlyAreAliens

I disagree, the bitch diserved it. It's not her right to say who can and who can't "have her son."

[CookiesRlyAreAliens]

@LilSpiph I can admit to that, that was really bitchy of her, but I think Chris could've handled it better. I don't know, that's just my opinion.I think the MOM herself could've done better!

[Zutara4eva12]

This is true - but dude , in all honesty - not to be hating or anything - but homosexuals like you are the reason that some people dislike and hate transvestites. I personally don't have a problem with either - but c'mon dude. You may think you're all spunky and hot shit - when really, you're just embarassing. You need to grow up.

[awagnerable]

o: mommy i'm scared

[glasgowheriophant]

If all you guys have shit to say to Chris, One, You anonymous fuckers, don't watch his videos, and Two, proper English and spelling is always accepted. Have the things you haters say aren't even words.

[Duci1990]

@glasgowheriophant id love to see u speak any other language than english ^^...spelling is pointless (type as u say,say as u type by: Vuk Stefanovic Karadzic)and u wouldnt have that problem...

[pancakwaffl]

EWWW I SEE YOURE BEWBSSS

[marcuconstantin]

i know something.....hy has i point.....bunt anyway fagggggggggg:)))))

[ayang005]

hahaha- I wonder why you get so many views. I guess it's because, you're "Chris Crocker". x)

[jeanandmarli]

why do u have to be a girl? ur so hot as a guy

[mouseshoes1]

@jeanandmarli Chris Crocker is hot as a guy AND a girl!! <3

[DannyFantasy]

GIRL, your moustache is growing!

[JoakimJockeHansson]

No wonder why people hate fags.

You're a disgrace to humanity and your own fucking shit kind

[Dustin8572]

FAG

[skinkill17]

OF COURSE THEY DONT WANNA U GET A GIRLFRIEND THEY WANNA U TO GET A BOYFRIEND U DUMASS

[Cheryl12419]

i have this problem, i have a boyfriend my parents used to let him come my house allt eh time and now they wont let him come over and when my little sisters boyfriend wants to sleep my house on a school day he's allowed to but when my boyfriend whats too its a completely different story.

[MrKiyoshiKun]

0:37 Really? I wonder why. >.> Are you sure it's cause they don't want you to take their boy away? Are is it cause you are a disrespectful fuck?

[Haotian14]

5 videos down, finally figure out this is a guy

[irobot428]

bitch that is just over the line if you said that to me i would grabbed the vase on the table and smashed it against your head and no one would have the nerve to say that but you thats why you get hated on and parents dont let their kids date because of trying to avoid people like you

[brad7851]

fag

[swilson3d]

Not all gays are trashy, walking barefoot through Walmart with dirty feet and a too-small tank-top type gays, but this is the picture of why people don't like them.

[IHELLOKITTYCRAZY]

PRESS 2 RAPIDLY FOR CHRIS CROCKER THE DOGGY!!

[iluvben15]

Chris Crocker... (press 4)

[gypsywillowdusk100]

will you ever have a son or daughter

[xxbitchykimxx]

...Also, my mum saw this and said if someone I was dating said that, she'd punch them....anybody would do the same (:

[tillerman002]

put a shirt on.

[plynnc56]

hes right and youre all wrong. the man i love is 30, im 54 and ive known him since he was in 9th grade, i divorced the one i was married to for 30 years cuz the other one loves me, he never did, and whoever my 2 daughters love, i will accept.

[killerboii99]

DO YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND OMG! I FEELING RELLY SORRY FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND :(

[xxbitchykimxx]

Does your boyfriend know you said that? Because NOBODY would actually stay with their boyfriend/girlfriend if they were THAT rude to their mother/parents....that's just hitting way, way below the belt...

[TalaRockz]

maybe his mom is ashamed her son's a homo

[dandyboykb]

i wouldn't want my son to have a boyfriend like you, it doesn't matter if he's gay or not.

[NiikouCover]

If you change hair , you like Neo in matrix

[xwtfdude]

u disrepektful fuk

[MrSweetlife92]

BOO! hahaha

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Dude who the fuck are you to say that to any one ??

[peatmosslover]

haha u serrrved her! u go gurl!

[DahPieMan]

Hatin on straight parents. Haha. Without straight people you wouldn't be here, dumbass.

[iloveyew7891]

omg fucking funnny as hell SHUT UP HATERS that was BURN BUT HHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING TRUTH!!!!

[cskinnett]

Your so fucking hot

[MrRAGEQUIT12]

SO U ARE A MAN :D

[dewyanthonissen]

omg pls kill him what a idiot

[Fashoxnuita]

If you're gonna have a son or daughter , you'd need to adopt , or get pregnant , and if you choose to get pregnant .. how the hell are you gonna get out the baby in your tommy ?!