Make the Sandvich

[Raphaeldelavega]

Germany is awesome

[Grandtank1999]

I tried to make this today im so close to finishing then.........theres no letauce in my fridge. SHIT!!!!!! So close!!!!

[LILMISSPOSHANDCOOL]

Why is medic making the sandvich, not heavy?

[Cartoonothing]

Engineer: Heavy, how do I make sandvich?

[UnstopableNUKE]

Wat that sandvich? kill everyone, good idea!

[lordofpwnage]

subtitles would be nice

[TheDeathmerc]

dukes mayo: real mayo

miracle whip: THATS SALAD DRESSING!!!

store brand mayo: made in china

[SuneGem]

So moist and delicious...

[kirbyksn1]

lol

[193193hunter]

hahaha!!! SANDVICH AND ME ARE GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!!!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM..... SO MOIST AND DELICIOUS!!!!!

[GabeRulezWorld]

BOLONGA!

[OfolenWS]

I made my sandvich with jarred mayonnaise, turkey breast lunch meat, swiz cheese, a slice of tomato and bagged lettuce. It was okay, I guess.

The flavor in the whole wheat bread with honey pockets really stuck out, I could barely taste the other ingredients.

[Aceofdusk]

im racist

[Zachary71001]

finnalysomeone made a REAL sandvich but did u toast it?

[1StupidRatCreature]

Miracle whip noooo! The bane of my existence!

[whatintheworld91]

That's not how you make it. All you have to do is take a cup of flour and add it to the MIX then take little something sweet not sour, a bit of salt just a PINCH. Baking these treats is sunch a synch add a teaspoon of BOLONGA! Then you add a little more then you count to 4 and never get your FILLA!

[TheXiscotube]

Now, I'm hungry.

[xKxweetHx]

Who else has had no clue whatsoever why they watched all 4 and a half minutes of this?

[mazemir1]

i understand german..but it still sounds damn stupid..

[rayane181297]

It's middle of night and this made me hungry -.-

[imuramster3456]

Only on the internet can a video of a sandwich being made get over 80,000 views with over 90% positive feedback.

[Aelfredus26]

Mayonnaise is optional.

[mariokirby8989]

I want this sandvich, and I hate sandviches! o.o

[jerzy862]

This makes me really want a sandvich

[darkos1012]

Wow I wachd and wachd, and when you slised it then I saw it like heavyset sandvich

[ShortyxGamer]

The title is in English. The Description is English. WHAT ABOUT THE FLIPPING VIDEO? It's in German. -.-

[BryanPang100]

Heavy wouldn't shut up and let the guy talk

[LADjsim]

THERE'S NO MUSTARD!!!!! AAAAAAAH! *head explodes*

[GranTorino992]

JUST STFU WITH UR HELLA ANNOYING VOICE/ACCENT AND MAKE THE FUCKING SANDVITCH

[KageKiller245]

@GranTorino992 You're incredibly stupid.

[GranTorino992]

@KageKiller245 why is that....is it because he keeps talking nonsense that 5% of the people watching this vid understand?? just make the fucking sandvich

[technoguyx]

@GranTorino992 If you were actually smart you would just skip parts of the video. Either that or be patient and watch the whole video.

[GranTorino992]

@technoguyx SLOW INTERNETZZZ

[Derp17000]

AAAAAAH BOLOGNA!!!

[achmedfan100]

young medic i hear?

[Runescapian1996]

Fake you have to use Bologna

[moonchedder]

Heavy would be proud

[lolcattz]

Is medic making the sandwich?

[xLonewolfX13x]

i just realized that he wasnt speeking english at 2:00 FAIL =P

[Whyit27]

Dear @johnnyurin, do you speak english? If you do, then, I would like to practice my German on you, and please understand, that I'm taking German 1 (level 1 german), and it's baby german

Hallo! Wie geht's? Ich zier gute, und ich komme aus United States ( I don't know how to say it auf Deutsch) Guten Tag/Nacht! Tschus (My computer can't do the umlaut)

[iinspectra]

Now I'm hungry.

[Whyit27]

a small lesson on German

sentence structure is weird compared to the U.S., and most other countries

ex: She lives around the corner (in German, that's not right)

Around the corner lives she (in German, PERFECTLY legit)

and that's GERMAN (Deutsch) 101!

[Cruto94]

@Whyit27

Sie - lebt - um - die - Ecke

she - lives - around - the - corner

its the same structure in this sentence ._.

[Whyit27]

@Cruto94 that means you're doing it wrong (if you typed it into Google, than it's auto wrong



[Cruto94]

@Whyit27 im german :D

[Whyit27]

@Cruto94 Klasse! ....I just sounded like an old man, what about this:

Zier gute, ja? JA

[Cruto94]

@Whyit27 haha xD tell me the english sentence 

[Whyit27]

@Cruto94 translated: Very good, yes? YES

[Cruto94]

@Whyit27 a right translation into german would be

Sehr gut, oder? Ja!

[Whyit27]

@Cruto94 forgot how to spell Sehr, but what's with the oder ?

[Cruto94]

@Whyit27 i added the "oder" cause it sounds more natural :) the meaning of "oder?" is comparable to "isnt it?"

but in another sentence it could also mean "or"

"Do you want cheese or ham?"

"Möchtest du Käse oder Schinken?"

see? ^^

[Cruto94]

@Whyit27 and if you expand the sentence a bit it sounds even better:

Sie lebt/wohnt gleich hier um die Ecke

[Cartoonothing]

Sandvich make me STROOONG!!

[shadowmanda]

No Coup of flavour?No bit of salt? Vanilla? THATS NOT A SANVICH

[ZombieFighter95]

@shadowmanda vanilla? salt? flavour? wtf are you talking about? the heavys sandvich is made of bread, cheese, salad, tomatoes and ham...

[shadowmanda]

@ZombieFighter95 see this,my friend: watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs

[ZombieFighter95]

@shadowmanda ._.

[TzarNicholas2]

I knew it! I knew that the Medic makes sandviches for Heavy!

[Danny4Riot]

You racist faggots stop hating on germans its not their problem if you cant understand german

[EzeCoyote]

@Danny4Riot Implying germans are a race.

Wow, you're stupid.

[Daviace213]

@Danny4Riot I know, That goes for 42 disliker peoples.. HATERS GUNNA HATE.

[frankie23456789]

@Danny4Riot IKR we still can see what the ingredients are racism needs to stop

[RicharDmanTheDude]

@Danny4Riot im pretty sure its not racism.. xenophobia..maybe..

[Nicknyte]

That ain't no mayonnaise, son! That be dat Miracle Whip!

[Killdozer85]

Doktor makes sandvishes for heavy?

[bac5220]

0:00 - 0:18 = white demoman?

[DracoToxx]

-20 for miracle whip over mayo

[luckyyfrost]

How can heavy be heavy if he only eats sandvichs?

And not fuckin' Things that make the people be heavy?

Alright..

[38dedo]

Jesus, just make the damn sandvich already!

[Sgt410]

Nice man great guide i am now have Sandviches and i am gonna reset my HP! THANK YOU!

[cesardka]

Why don't you sound like a medic?

[SirKobrias]

=_= you make it a lot more complicated sir. here, lemme explain it

*turns on music*

All you have to do i take a Cup Of Flour, add it to the mix!

Then you take a little something sweet not sour, a bit of salt just a pinch!

making this treat is such a cinche, add a teaspoon of Balogna!

add a little more then count to 4, you never get your fill-a!

SANDVICHES! :D

[residente601]

you speack how jigsaw

[arrackattack]

CONGRAT NOW MAKE THE FISH CAKE !!!

[myWTFboom]

dont speak german

[TheCleverDumbass]

@myWTFboom why shouldn't he speak german? just because you don't undertand it? watch an english tutorial if you don't like it. is it that difficult?

[ToxikHazzard]

@Yes0rN0 Perhaps it's a woman named Olga... c:

[ori468]

mmmmmmm i made it no mayo though :(

[xChaoticNeutralx]

1:52

Heavy King Sized Shit

[Pwnage195]

sandvich: eat me

You: later

[PivotZocker]

@GranTorino992

fucking german

Me: Fucking racist

[GiganMan04]

No way that much mayo was healthy.

[superphil92]

All I heard was "asjodowjlSANDVICHaslhdodwoSAN­DVICHaskljkdsa

[OutONoWhere]

Real Heavy Weapons Guys use Mayo, not Miracle Whip!

[tacomaster23]

I <3 SANDVICH

[pikorar]

SANDVICH MAKER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

[Danwolf15]

SANDWICH IS SOO TINY !!! D:<

[Yes0rN0]

Why is a man making this?

[firefang225]

GOOGLE TRANSLATE! WERE ARE YOU!?!?!?

[spartamixfan]

SANDVICH! INCOOMIIING! YYYYAAAAAAAAAA!

[alex1994iscool]

OKTOBERFESSSSST!!!

[ThisReallyIsJB]

medic was the one who makes sandvich??? lol

[MrGonzo10051]

It's beautiful. c':

[NordicRuneProject]

He put mayonnaise, so that's the proof this is a REAL sandvich.

[silentmapler]

@NordicRuneProject But real sandcich has no mayo

[teamforteress]

@NordicRuneProject that was miracle whip.... not real mayo

[SamOfNettuno]

@NordicRuneProject It's good for you.

[tritanproductions]

Why do they call it a sandvich??????

[BluntmanEXE]

@tritanproductions Umm, you DO play TF2, right?

[TacosIncorperated]

@MrAncop And a few seconds to use it

[xChaoticNeutralx]

What kind of beer was that?

[leefishcake1]

you did well

[leefishcake1]

i'm not sure that's a buildable

[Reversalification]

The Medic always has been father for Heavy. He pack Heavy lunch every day.

[BluntmanEXE]

1:48 - DON'T RUN! IS JUST HAM!

[GreatYeazy]

It's obviously the medic making the sandvich for the heavy.

[TrucksEsquecido]

FOR FASTER TUTORIAL JUST PRESS 2,3,4,5,6,8,9

[RandomAcidLIVE]

I'm pretty sure that's not all that's on a sandvich. Intelligent Heavy does not approve.

[WhiteSockProductions]

Seems like the medic is making a Sandvich!

[Mutran259]

I WANT Buffalo Steak Sandvich

[Mutran259]

I WANT Dalokohs

[819slayer]

Danke

[aHarmlessNeurotoxin]

Great video, that sandvich looks excellent.

[matthewthereviewer]

Just get a woman to make you one...duh

[conchudo12345]

ERECTIN' SANDVICH!

[Antimanele104]

Obviously,the one who is making the Sandwich is the Medic.

[UnholyXOne]

73,836 watched this man make a sandwitch for 4:27; People will watch just about anything to just kill some time.

[MerryGo528491]

@UnholyXOne *Sandvich. And it's not just any sandvich, it's Heavy's sandvich! :D

[LEGOBobertSonicDBZ]

NO MAYO ON SANDVICH!

[Cannonbeard]

you see women this is how you do it!

[stylahsindstylah]

Habe auch gemacht aber mit Putenflugel weil ich bin Türke ^^ps :Klasse Video & kannste deinen Steam Namen sagen ;) will dich adden

[deathkiller174]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[deathkiller174]

HEAVY: WHAT WAS THAT KILL THEM ALL GOOD IDEA :D

[JerikoXD]

Your sandwich so small like for tiny babys!

[HenrikM48l]

MEDIC! Making Sandvich.

[chaoswyvern17]

:Heavy: "Its Beautiful" *tears*

[MrCinnamonBones]

does it take that much talking just to put meat, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonaisse, and cheeese on bread?

[BluntmanEXE]

@MrCinnamonBones Yes. It also takes olives.

[ww2planeliker562001]

you know if you said nein more i would understand this :P

[PhoenixWhrigt]

Nit schlecht :D Super Anleitung ^^

[Darkczarek]

jaiwjhoijadsho- Dododo come sing with me- gaojohjhoasoeh - oh this is bad! - skighjehisjihjs- (thats what i heard)

[r0ckoman]

SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS

[Turismoracer]

Sandvich and me are going to beat your ass

[MrMoomington]

So, we now know: The Medic makes Heavy's sandviches.

[TheBlackBritt]

actually, the sandvich has bread, lettuce, 2 tomatoes, raw meat and cheddar cheese

[rockhopper964]

@TheBlackBritt

"rat meat"

FUUUCK

[DrAckerley]

Is it Vintage?

[hovsep56]

aah man now im hungry

[unit55665]

gwahawhaawhauuuyumm =0

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

@Rosebud123098 It's brainwashed retards that you that make this society the shit that it is today.

[Zmaster6030]

Cook is Medic!

[FrozenSteal]

Geil

[66amchris]

OMNOMNOMNOM

[MrLisawsome]

DONT RUN! ITS JUST A GERMAN N00B!

[schnitzal]

The Medic is making the Sandvich??? DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[horstherbert35]

@schnitzal

It makes sense actually.

[barraki150]

240p we meet again..

[Cyraxthe666]

the way he says heavy sandvich near the end makes me piss my pants with laughter.

[supermiro200]

now i am hungry

[gsmay90]

ONE NOT 2!

[9001lulz]

No Heavy would tolerate Miracle Whip on his sandvich.

[CaptainMaloy1001]

GAH! Fuck my inability to understand foreign languages...

[bumpscott69]

SANDVITCH!!!!!!!

[stormdumb]

Jesus Christ! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND JUST BUILD THE GOD DAMN SANDVICH!

[ps3hater221]

@stormdumb he is not woman dont treat him like one

[activemailorder6]

@stormdumb damn straight!



[3m0HaSs3R]

@stormdumb Jesus Christ! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE GOD DAMN VIDEO!

[MerryGo528491]

@stormdumb He's telling you what to put in the sand which.

[stormdumb]

@MerryGo528491 Then, why don't he make a video for german people to understand, instead of giving this video english title/description?

[Fomortiis0]

@stormdumb sandviches are buildings now?

[BluntmanEXE]

@Fomortiis0 Well, there IS a Sandvich blueprint. Didn't you watch the "Meet The Sandvich" trailer?

[Fomortiis0]

@BluntmanEXE Yes I did, but I didn't think of it that way, heh.

[HunPolice]

This makes no sense.

English title.

English Heavy sounds.

English description.

GERMAN SPEAKING ?

I understand it. But its funny,

[misiekevo911]

@HunPolice no one understands germans .. its normal

[HorrorFan0117]

@HunPolice that's German? I thought German sounded dirtier (no offense meant)

[xXDerModderXx]

@HunPolice

I'm German,

and watch English Tutorials, too!

- And I understand them!

[OverlordSaiko]

It's not big enough. Half of the sandvich is the size of Heavy's hand.

[Heu3BecTHo]

trade me this sandvich

[siimsiim3]

I WANT SANDVIC... err BEER

[Kruchful]

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