Let's Be Retarded with MinecraftChick!

[Anonymous4815]

FUCK MinecraftChick. I hope she dies

[Zerenko]

@Anonymous4815 wow, that's too much man

[Visualundeath]

>Moderately attractive.

Nah, man. Nah.

[TheBelieveit1]

ALL OF MY HATE!

[BlacKatGK]

She named herself MinecraftChick before she knew how to walk in the game, how did she know she would even like the game if she hadn't even done that?

[Duffman3005]

Another woman using her gender to get ahead in life, no surprises there.

[Bean1Bandit]

Seriously, dude. You sound so much like Matt Berry it's uncanny.

[Soadrock132]

Just found this channel today, foreverpanda is hilarious!

[GreenGem24]

This... this makes me want to do horrible things to myself

[Homestuckk]

This was perfect and hilarious. You should definitely make more, I love your sense of humour.

[brittonseanweb]

That is a guy!

[ZeeeeSean]

>Like DeceasedCrab

WHAT THE FUCK, MAN, DC IS AWESOME :L

I agree with everything else, however.

[Wyverneer]

@ZeeeeSean No. /watch?v=vSd-9ZVbZA4

[ZeeeeSean]

@Wyverneer

This is entirely valid, however I've always enjoyed his videos, so fuq da h8erz.

It's not like I've got bad taste either, I just find him charming.

[trashmen835]

who the fuck is her?

[rootintootinroodypoo]

Thank god I thought I was the last sane person on this planet.

[dragonking960]

She must have takin an arrow to the knee

[solidwtf2]

Wesker? o_o

[TheRiddler343]

How the fuck did she get a job at Mojang.

[envisioner007]

@TheRiddler343 most likely sucking a cock

[asdfness123]

Check out Leability. She can't even make a sandwich.

[Deltamon]

Can't believe that you actually made me watch the full first episode... :(

[MrEdauq]

OH GOD MY SIDES



[hitohaismywaifu]

Hmm, quite. I agree With at least the majority of the things you say. Just from seeing these things in this video, it was incredibley painful to watch. Minecraft is such a simple game to learn (but imposible to master). And your first impresion while playing is... "HOW DOES WALK?" I- I am afraid of what will happen in future generations. ;-; >MincraftChick. *facepalm worthy name*

[TheOneMrBlonde]

I hope she understands that it is possible to adjust the XSplit window so the mac shit wasn't there. Unless she wants to be blatantly retarded from simply looking at the icon

[MrMusicM67]

you sir are stupid.

[newyoikmabsta]

@MrMusicM67 Care to refute anything in the video?

[MrMusicM67]

@newyoikmabsta he focused on stuff that people think. its like he hasnt even seen any of her vids... there is a lot to learn...

[doods91]

Okay if this is you narrating, FUCKING DO MORE OF THIS. I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.

[GooseCinema]

"Moderately attractive" gives her WAY too much credit...

[Adminvalid]

@GooseCinema Agreed.

[frostytheaussie]

who are you? why is your voice so smooth?

[CobaltIsNotReal]

FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF YOUTUBE, I SUMMON YOU...MINECRAFTCHICK DEFENSE FORCE!

[bratbastardhead]

You, my good man, are my new favourite person.

[skinnydipper16]

wait... ten year old self... playing Counter Strike Source...

how does one so old have such a voice as manly as that??

[Mr00Ted]

@skinnydipper16

this intrigues me as well...

[BOXN1]

@Mr00Ted

@skinnydipper16

He was reminiscing, can't you tell?

[skinnydipper16]

@BOXN1 yes. He said he was 10 years old playing Counter Strike Source, which was released November 2004. That means at the time of this video's release, he is 16 - 17 years old, max. Pretty young to have such an a voice as that. Maths bro

[BOXN1]

@skinnydipper16 He could be acting out a voice role you know.

[Aslowturtle]

I want to lick your voice.

[rococoness]

oh could you please tell me the name of the song in the background? i really love it

[overlordkgk]

oh and all who think this maybe TB , it isnt but u guys are kidding right ? :)

[overlordkgk]

Dear @foreverpandering

RWJ is not funny, not anymore at least, i like stupid simple jokes, but he hardly ever gives me a laugh, btw, i'd like to hear ur thoughts on youtubers like Jesse Cox from OMFGcata and John Bane from TotalHalibt or possibly even the youtubing duo known as BlueZephos , as in this video you've described characteristics that all of the above mentioned Possess but yet all are good ppl , and respectable youtubers , and some of the above are major mincrafters . ur thoughts ?

[321cheeseman]

>let's forgo the formality of screaming at anyone who names themselves after their gender

:(

[xWhisperCallyx]

SHE IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT SO SHUT UP!

[EnteractiveStudios]

Minecraft is the one game that should not be played blind, but pretty much every Lets Player does it. GAWD DAMN IT.

[Matkerzah]

Well, Shane Dawson WAS funny, but then his shows become down right to immature = =

[TyParkours]

Just had to watch this again after seeing the Minecon closing video.

[foreverpandering]

@Ivyyyn Yeah, pretty much. Nice of her to raise money for Cancer Awareness. Apparently she was also run off her feet at Minecon doing the organization. Whether she did a good job is debatable but apparently she was quite nice. OH WELL. If all it takes for you to get a job at your favorite company is playing their games really terribly online then sign me up.

But for the sake of conviction, wearing a bright pink wig is still attention seeking, albeit for a good cause. WOOPS. CAN'T WIN THEM ALL!

[WildSeanAppeared]

@foreverpandering I completely agree. She may have done a good deed by raising money but still, could any other color wig been fine? It would have been much easier on the eyes.

Although, i guess haters gonna hate, and there are always going to be critics. So keep it going Pandering.

[SethoftheFrozenValle]

@foreverpandering sure wearing bright pink wig is an attention grabbing item but take this into consideration before you sat talking shit next time. How many YouTube gamers do you see that are female? i myself only know of about 4. Now this is probably because I don’t sit on my ass all day looking through YouTube for people to mock. But out of the 4 known lets players i know of there’s only one that stands out, not because of her hair,

[SethoftheFrozenValle]

@foreverpandering not because of her job but because of her newbie approach to the game. Now I personally don’t watch minecraftchick mostly because I’m not a raging fan of hers and I’m not a single person lets play fan. But I know that minecraftchick does not deserve this kind of treatment… back off the lady and let her play her games>.> its called being a gentleman, being kind, or even just not giving a crap.

[rippspeck]

@SethoftheFrozenValle White knight to the rescue! She deserves all the hate she receives. She put herself in the spotlight, nobody put a gun to her head and forced her to be retarded on Youtube.

[mewtwo711]

@foreverpandering You are awesome. I don't think anyone could have handled that comment (he did have a good point) that well!

[Destatianon]

@foreverpandering You shouldn't feel bad about the hair thing. The cancer awareness was secondary to her lust for attention.

[10printDICKS20goto10]

LOL WOMEN ARE STUPID. WOMEN ARE STUPID ATTENTION SEEKERS. oh god why am i so alone

[XHighOnJellyBeanzX]

@10printDICKS20goto10 fuck you u sexest cunt

[FreakAboutSims3]

She now works for Mojang. Why?

[TheTlay101]

'N00B' Plus internet Plus girl Equals happy intertards.

[BstrangerUK]

The reason she wears braces is to prevent angry viewers from knocking her teeth out

[ZelaZombie]

I can imagine foreverpandering sitting in a huge armchair with the fireplace crackling behind him with a library of books stacked behind him. A black suit, mustache, tea.

[DoctorUmehara]

wow look at this attention whoring GURRL GAMER wow i hate people *jizzes all over nyanners and lilypichu*

[FruitofWar]

@DoctorUmehara nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­. :3

[mickko3]

how many cookies do you want?.

[Yojizu]

Mojang hired this woman. THEY HIRED HER. Fuck you, Notch.

(also, psst, foreverpandering is not TotalBiscuit.)

[sasukesrg]

The british accent just makes my day.

[tamerdp]

She was in Minecon as an important role...Notch you moron.

[TheGeneralAnonymous]

Wearing a pink hair wig, ugly make up, 23 yr old but looks like shes 30. What the hell is she trying to pull?

[BeKiwii]

I agree with whoever it was that made this video. Hell, I'm a girl, I play minecraft. Maybe I should start making videos for youtube because I know how to walk in minecraft! Let's see how many subscribers I get.

[darklinkrulesHyrule]

Go ahead, call me a moron. I just want to enjoy minecraftchick's video. Just sod off.

[darklinkrulesHyrule]

Fuck off, asshole. Minecraftchick is amazing. Why do you hate her?

[Frost773]

@darklinkrulesHyrule

WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE THE THINGS THAT I LIKE!

[darklinkrulesHyrule]

@Frost773 do you mean you like this, or minecraftchick?

[Frost773]

@darklinkrulesHyrule

I was making fun of you for getting angry at the fact that people don't like the same things that you like.

[SKATEOUTTACOMPTON]

@darklinkrulesHyrule Did you watch the video?

[darklinkrulesHyrule]

@SKATEOUTTACOMPTON yes.

[durpadoo]

@darklinkrulesHyrule My guess is that most people that dislike her do so because SHE FUCKING SUCKS.

[PRETYPRINCESSPATCHES]

whoever is whiteknighting this stupid cunt needs to get off the internet

[Lollol84]

Seriously is this totalbiscuit?

[SKATEOUTTACOMPTON]

@Lollol84 Yes, this is his secret troll account.

[bdsm08]

@SKATEOUTTACOMPTON nope

[fullbleed24]

I find it odd that people are always so quick to attack gamers just for identifying themselves as girls in their username and accuse them of attention seeking ect. But you'll never see anyone treating a guy that way if they were doing hte same thing. If someone was doing the same thing but was called "Minecraftdude" do you think they would recieve the same amount of ire? Something to think about...

[m0rphzone]

@fullbleed24 problem is: she sucks.

[BlackZero98]

@fullbleed24 It's called the double standard.

If a guy does it, he's probably just retarded or a fanboy.

If a girl does it, she's an attention-seeking whore.

[dibinism]

@fullbleed24 If there was a man who failed so badly at video games and spoke with an incredibly dull voice he would not have the same amount of subscribers, there of course an overabundance of these types of channel.

I honestly do think she got popular simply because she is a girl and the internet is filled lonely sods who give those who identify themselves as a girl a ridiculous amount of attention.

[Fidchelle999]

Thank you sir. Thank you so much.

[TheLostYohan]

You tell that bitch TotalBiscuit

[redcoat59]

That is one sexy arsed upper class English accent you have there.

[trooperJac]

MinecraftChick just step away from the internet and fuck off. You're only here because you think YouTube is a quick and simple way to make money rather than getting an actual fucking job. Your videos suck. Slapping $200 dollars worth of makeup and a cheap wig on yourself will not get you viewers - I'm surprised you didn't make this vid wearing a bikini.

You don't give a fuck about Minecraft, go away.

[munchermatt21]

@trooperJac

She already got hired by mojang.

[MatronJessa]

This is just mean... Like really? Do you have to sink so low as to insult any person to that extent? It's unnecessary and rude. Guess you never learned your manners.

[Anonymous9669]

MicecraftChick is fucking retarded.

[Linuxdirk]

*le video starts* "Hi I'm MinecraftChick" [random rant basing on the confusion of role and personality] *le video ends*

[skiie]

Attention whore = always show face no matter what shes doing yet covers up face with wig and a shit ton of makeup.

[MayhemNT]

Legend, well said that man. I cant stand the use of "butthurt", "epic" and "fail" either. Why can't kids these days use sarcasm without saying "trolololololol" after it? It completely negates the sarcastic comment in the first place. Retards.

[GigaBoost]

Is that TotalBiscuit?

[Yojizu]

@GigaBoost No, it's not TotalBiscuit. It's Ken Ashcorp.

[SoNotSexyTim]

@GigaBoost Is that TB? No of course its not, you fucking retard, it sounds nothing like TB. Idiot.

[gumbobadman]

@SoNotSexyTim

Actually I think that is TB. If that voice is the same as the person from this video: watch?v=TZXQ3CnXBwk&feature=re­lated

Then go to 0:30. But if you were joking, then I am stupid and apologize for no understanding humor. :c

[SoNotSexyTim]

@gumbobadman It's not TB. It sounds similar, but if you have listened to as many of TB's videos as I have, then you would be able to notice differences. It's not TB.

[SatomiForward]

@GigaBoost This is an actual honest TotalBiscuit. And funnier.

[steotrron]

After her failed audition for the role of Alice in the 2004 film "Closer," Minecraftchick decided to dedicated her time to recording herself play Minecraft.

[Fireshock20]

THANK you.

[nyecorp]

Okay, so I find this girl patronizing and everything, but quit making jokes at her appearance people! She's not really all that unattractive, and even if she was, that's not the point of the video. The point is that she's hopelessly inept and irritating, not that she 'looks like a man in drag', or whatever bullshit comments people are making here.

[B1GB1RDB4G3L]

Ok IS THE BOTTOM RIGHT minecraft chick, or him dressed as her? I genuinely can't tell

[MrDorakz]

She will suck Notch fat dick

[ReclusiarchGrimaldus]

Aaaand now she works for Mojang. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE.

[smurfmuncher]

Great vid, foreverpandering!

[AnimalCrossingX]

I love you.

[GigoloJustaGigolo]

You good sir, have won the internet.

[iiZet]

DeceasedCrab is a nice guy.

[jeppestrale]

Not moderately attractive in these days of late, heh heh

[mikeymaple7]

thank you im glad im not the only one who think shes is an attention whore

[EagleDarkX]

Lesbeardly 2 :)

[JestermanX]

......But, I like DeceasedCrab. And I think TF2 jokes are funny. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I NEED WIKIPEDIA TO DO LAUNDRY! CRUEL WORLD!

[The1337BBQ]

Ahh, the maker of this video has been reading my mind.

[chipman3d]

Minecraftchick: Director of blowjobs

[DavyMacaroni]

YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS.

THANK YOU FOREVERPANDERING.

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH.

[rgaspary]

Chip Chip! Quite.

[tatetalk]

Fuck RWJ!

[00000000000000000810]

You... you...

You summed up exactly what I think about the internet, and general faggots who spout memes both on and offline because they what about them on MEMEBASE a couple of days ago.

You probably won't even see this comment, but....

Thanks.

[EternalDensity]

Is this implying that there are people on the internet who are actually funny?

[CaptainTako7]

@EternalDensity Well, not on youtube.

[artbytandy]

Moderately attractive? Look how much makeup she has on, and it still doesn't make her pretty.

[AvelineMiette]

@artbytandy but you wouldn't call her unattractive would ya? She's at the very least average

[NorwayHack]

@artbytandy Indeed, I thought she was 30-40

[ReaperOfPears]

"Like DeceasedCrab..."

Oh my god please do a video on him. Pleeeeeeeease.

[CynicalBlondeChick]

I mostly agree with what you've said. However, I don't think she should be the one who is held responsible for her over-inflated fame. Blame the 11,713 subscribers who were suckered into subscribing. The fact that she doesn't even know WASD shows that she isn't a real "girl gamer." Hey chick! Don't be besmirching my demographic!

[agent33w]

So true.

[ChiplinkTV]

Finally Reddit picks this up. Was I the only one who was hating on this so called chick before the reddit thread?

[itsequalsthr33]

thankyou Reddit.

[SKATEOUTTACOMPTON]

Yes! This.

[Windtrouser]

"Like ElectricalBeast... like DeaceasedCrab... anyone who refers to themselves as a girl gamer"

I'm fucking sold. I love you.

[CalebYT]

Subscribed. Amazing.

[iplayukes]

Orhhghghagfhgh dat voice

[TheBreadMakerMan]

Hey, HEY

Butthurt is perfectly good word provided it's subtle.

[Fosius]

@TheBreadMakerMan

Nope

[ginemginem]

You just got yourself a subscriber, sir!

[iWatchinTubes]

Dude's voice reminds me, somewhat, of a mixture of V (from V for Vendetta) and the dude from the Escapist. It's a cool voice man.

[jas16899]

SHE MADE ME FEEL BAD SO NOW I THINK SHE IS UGLY WAHHHHH

[TheRockyMotion]

She was fucking terrible at Minecon and made Notch look like a bitch on his own convention. And yet he cuts ties with the Yogscast, the guys whose series are the biggest advertisement to Minecraft, for an inoffensive F-bomb but keeps hanging out with this useless bimbo. Way to go, notch.

[itsequalsthr33]

@TheRockyMotion most sensible thing ive heard all day well done sir !

[UnknownUserdha]

She has such a horseface.

[inferno232]

Well said, sir. Well said.

[TheSzlaszdot]

Are you Albert Wesker?

Serious question.

[modshroom]

/v/

[BraydenHull]

and she was at Minecon giving a speech and absolutely failing at everything ever. Who the heck gets a job just for this? What does she do? Nothing.. the internet is just too full of people giving girls everything just to try and get into their pants.

[munchermatt21]

@BraydenHull

You know why she was talking?

She has a job at mojang the company who makes minecraft.

A

Real

Life

Job

She gets a paycheck and everything.

For making a youtube video.

Yeah.

[netscapepizza]

@munchermatt21 That just makes Notch the biggest and most pathetic internet whiteknight in the world.

Looking forward for when he inevitably dumps his wife to fuck this.

[Yubera2K10]

I LOVE YOU

[c6030315]

This video fucking disgusts me. If I saw you in real life i would fucking spit in your face. You know how videos like this would make her feel? GTFO you sick fuck.

[MrSlimification]

@c6030315 I totally agree with you

[c6030315]

@MrSlimification It's just this is technically internet bullying and for no reason should ever be tollerated.

[SatomiForward]

@MrSlimification @c6030315 Really you two..? Ever here of attention whoring or just sucking up...? what is it?

[willman2k8]

@c6030315

He called her out for pretending to be something she's not for money, Eg. a whore

You said you would spit in his face, and you called him a sick fuck

Id say you're bullying him more that he's bullying her

[c6030315]

@willman2k8 WTF how is she pretending to be a whore. Nobody deserves to have a fucking hate video of them posted on youtube.

[willman2k8]

@c6030315

I said she was pretending to be something she's not for money, I never meant she was pretending to be a whore, I was just stating that is what whores do.

She called herself Minecraft Chick before she even knew how to walk, that sounds like she craves attention, or she was cashing in on a trend,

Also no-one deserves to have a hate comment posted about them on youtube, you're being one of those "Do as I say, not as I do" people

Finally, I dont appriciate you swearing at me

[c6030315]

@willman2k8 She put MinecraftChick as her name because thats all she was ever going to post. Thats not craving attention thats just an easy way to tell your audience what you'll be posting... And no he said tons of other shit about her. If people don't respect others for no reason i don't respect them. And lastly fuck you I will swear all I want because you are promoting this and therefor have lost all my respect. Period.

[321cheeseman]

@c6030315 When your YouTube username is [POPULAR GAME]+[HEY LOOK AT ME I AM A GIRL], you have NEVER played the game before, you have never really played GAMES IN GENERAL before, you don't even know how to MOVE in the game, you find it important that you be visible in your video at all times, even going so far as to have yourself appear OVER the game footage, and you have pink hair, you are an attention whore.

This is not a difficult concept to grasp.

[willman2k8]

@c6030315

I politely asked you to stop swearing, and you replied with "And lastly fuck you I will swear all I want"

I dont want your respect, unlike some I dont crave attention, and dont say period like you've won an argument.

as @321cheeseman has said, she is attention whoreing. As you are white knighting

[Orgaya]

@c6030315 ...Except she put up these videos herself. People are going to have positive and negative views. You don't give yourself to the public so you can be pandered to. If everyone in the world had positive opinions for everything, then the world has failed. In addition, have you thought about what you are saying or how you are making this person feel? He has his own opinions, just like you, and just like MinecraftChick.

[Vukith]

Trying to be Yahtzee much?

[TellHimHello]

Everyone commenting on her appearance = angry young men without girlfriends

[saifirefly]

You're sick of communities? Get off of youtube, one of the largest internet communities of our times.

[mitchamaya]

@saifirefly I'm not sure I understand.

[saifirefly]

@mitchamaya In his video he complains about the progression of internet communities changing the way we talk, and yet he's spreading his message on one of the largest internet communities that has contributed to the changes he's complaining about. It's hypocritical.

[Jessycormier]

@ Everything you said: Thank you.

[BluAlaris]

Ok. You're not a fan of her videos. You think she's an attention-seeker. You don't want to watch a noob play Minecraft.

But calling her a whore? Dick move.

Not knowing how to move in Minecraft? Maybe not everybody in the world is *gasp* plays video games? Or maybe some people grew up playing consoles and joysticks, not PCs and wasd.

Personally, I'm not a huge fan of MinecraftChick, and it's fine to make a few jokes about her, but calling anyone a whore is still being a jerk, despite your opinion