You dont mess with Zohan!! [EN] Full Movie!

[teddumass]

thats the armenian mob guy in the shield 6:00!

[JAMSTAR111]

Zohan's best friend, is that fucking Drake? O_O

[BSwayzie24]

Lol u dont eat while u shiit!

[lvl99partyanimal]

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!

[chavezhcmj]

Is it possible you can make it available for the mobile?

[drugssexandtrumpets]

i swear to god that the ginger kids mom sounds like Kyle's mom.

[TheBadbeatz]

mukhen tukhen !!!!

[GeekTOGo]

I AM MUSLIM ND I LOVE MUSLIMS!!!! YAH.. ALLAHU AKBAR!

[ICESCOPES1]

thanks m8 :)

[codeXciuly]

love the fact you can watch films on youtube, so much better than torrents, cheers man

[xiarakizley]

Thank you so much for your movies... They always make my day... :)

[chickenslice86]

at around 14:00 he looked like Jesus

[kirishyan123]

there any other good movies that r this funny out there?

[charlie64554]

Can you make so we could watch it on phones?

[terminateboy23]

i never knew about 1:33:39 until now

[CauseOfTheGlove]

@terminateboy23

[plutofarce]

Even the intro musics better quality!

[lilsta902]

1:36:08 :'''''''''''')

[gopu66]

What an epic movie!

Zohan for US President.

[taifox18]

its hard to understand what they are saying

[MrLozerlife]

saaved my night

[scotsownage]

haha this shit is funny 

[nedjai100]

I want fizzy bubbles u like fizzy bubbles?



[larryandpike2]

use youtube downloader to take it off you and put on computer, it a free software

[SosaRuddyy74]

i got sooooooooooooooooooo many 1:18:00

[chuuksful]

...... pancake :D

[rayanekhalid]

israeli propaganda ...

hate israel

[PEER390]

@rayanekhalid  REAL MAN REAL LOL

[wilko202]

@fusiliers1 adam sandler, not ali g XD

[JFD1220]

@wilko202 and ali g is sacha baron cohen haha

[fusiliers1]

who is the actor in this film is it ali g

[Jaimeargsan]

Dico disco hu hu..!! lol :D

[speck240]

9 people slipped by mistake and clicked dislike !!??!! :)(:

[SYTRIN2012]

thnx cant find movie anywere else

[yossarian3x]

I have the same level of english.... :D

[SuperCrazylemons]

1:33:38 look abit down at the front row :D

[pickainis1]

1:31:35 Can someone tell me the name of the song ?

[sexytigerbabe]

is it me or does zohan looks like jesus in the beginning

[BRUMARTUBE]

@sexytigerbabe No you are right. But all humans look like Jesus. Just that when a male has long air and a beard it is even more striking.

[MrBirthdayCA]

LMFAO Chris Rock <3 XD

[Expectnomercy316]

@MrBirthdayCA where???

[ELANTIANTICRIST0]

going out of business xD

[19676]

I love me some pretzel's with hummus!

[warpablo1]

epic xD Fatusz & Zohan xD

[TheXxgundropxX]

class



[7Spronge]

I love you to horny little man ... buy my album :) LMAO !

[blerimi79]

something is wrong with this movie... fuck it

[Wargamer008]

1:26:10 I wish i could wake-up to that err day

[MorteSeoinage]

nice adam sandler movie luv john and Rob lol ^^ ty for the upload,

[JustFactsAndOpinions]

thankyou brother :)

[nifraz13]

thank you very much for uploading in english.....

[Star9matik]

What are you bionic?

No no no i only like the girls hahaha

[realrandyortonwwe1]

cool



[goanyways]

thanks for english version its appreciated! :)

[TheIrelandlad]

Im the goat

[abeshbj]

u don't eat while u shit !!!! epic hhaha

[chalitzah]

emmanuelle chriqui is the best thing in the movie

[TheFlozi]

PUT GROWN UPS ON UR YOUTUBE CHANNEL

[Tamar940]

lmao at 55:17 :DD

[gigamwroti345]

hahaha 0:23:27 its verry funny

[paranoidpfanclub]

Disco! Disco!.... thanks for uploading!

[Geo18100]

I do your mom one more time, then we go lol

[aguafinatv]

This movie is garbage n a bit racist to Palestines. I see what Sandler did there . It didnt even make me laugh at all.

[TheRULARGE]

@aguafinatv

streetrider12 this is a great film thanks for posting it.

Loads of fun not to be taken seriously.

[MegaMinecraftWolf]

@aguafinatv Alpha and Omaga, I watched it thinking it was going to be crap but it was good.

[aguafinatv]

@MegaMinecraftWolf You have bad taste u naive FOOL.

[MegaMinecraftWolf]

@aguafinatv lol

[MegaMinecraftWolf]

@aguafinatv I didn't think you would like it anyways :)

[singingismyhabit]

thx for uploading the full movie ;)

[galazkaprzemas]

FIZZY BUBBLEH ... FOR ME ;)

[galazkaprzemas]

no one can hurt Zohan !

[JawsBrink]

man,whats with al the full movies online on youtube??

What happenend with all the spammers and rickrollers?

[hydrofal78]

thnx

[ElNeNeKOOl]

streetrider12 I LOVE YOUU

[TSSFinch]

Muchen Tuchen!

[TheLex940]

Smell it smell it now take it :D

[MegaMinecraftWolf]

There are loads of movie's on youtube now :D

[aguafinatv]

@MegaMinecraftWolf any that u recomend????

[ABBAS73654]

YOU ARE A GENIUS

[metalmieris]

only watch this when your drunk,the gods bless europe.

[CrazySoon9413]

Zohan is a Jew

[TheDamnedAK]

Likahud Niytrohen.

[09ghostfreak]

Stop Online Piracy Act? dahell?

Stealing Our Privileges Away ;) long live piracy its free ;)

[porto5108]

he like ting up he ass

[Tamar940]

34:58 so what u want a birthday cake ?loll

[19791958]

hates israel,many do

[SuperLucariomaster]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 Shit happens

[Thetotalinferno98]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 are u slightly mental?

[Hereiful]

at 14:53 i did the same what he did..and that ..was good

[mmmd78140]

هههه والله فلم من الاخر



[toxicwaste169]

the people who disliked is the length of there dick

[PentagramSchematic]

43:15 what a fat ass

[stickkenn]

what is sopa ang pipa

[timen1986]

@stickkenn

google

[BoBoHasSwag]

"Awww, I love you too horny little man, buy my new album."

This MothuFucka Right Hurr Just Died. xD

[styx050288]

fuck cunt SOPA.More people like u uploader...people like u ARE the internet.cheers

[Longstride9]

wen he dances, mute it and u realise how stupid he would have looked without music

[AMCMovieQuest]

i love Adam Sandler but this couldve been funnier :/ his movies arnt getting any funnier anymore only if it was rated R comedy then yes lol idk its just my thoughts

[Taahmiires9]

0:14:00 It's a shark? It's a superhero? It's Zohan?? - Nah! It's a Dolphin!

[55kulen]

@Taahmiires9  nah ! it's a katak

[cplwills500]

i fricken love this film

[conancoongarc]

I love u John ^^

[mourning90]

was that your fit :D

[topgun767]

DAVE MATTHEWS 1:20:00 !!!!

[FredKruegerIsHere]

1:47:29 to 1:47:40 HOLY FUCK! It's George Takei

[orellana151]

can you send me the link of the movie caus i want to download it..

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

@orellana151 how about you go to piratebay and find it ur fuckin self

[ECHOSHlN]

@orellana151

Google search for: DVDVideoSoft

Once you installed the software, go to "All Programs" and "DVDVideoSoft" folder then "Free Studio Manager".

Click on "Youtube" tab then "Free Youtube Download".

Copy the Youtube URL and paste it where it says "Copy the link ad paste it here" and click "Download".

If the convertion failed, then your network connection is too slow, so change the "Preset" to "Original Youtube" and then click the download button.

Enjoy!

[nerdyharry]

woohoo now for some two hours of condensed israeli nationalism!

[Ho0di]

I bet PETA was all over this movie

[retryt3]

zohan is like an advanced version of chuck norris

[08joeros]

thnks for uploading in eng..

[ScotlandsPie]

Every weed in the desert is still a flower...

[neonmangos1]

was this before adam sandler sold out?

[nerdyharry]

@neonmangos1 no.

[RyanKaufman]

In order for a youtube video to be mobile it needs to not require flash. Low quality videos and videos without a lot going on, like videos with music and a picture, don't require flash. A 2 hour long full movie? Gonna need flash. He can't change that. Stop bringing it up.

[Towavy24]

make it mvobile

[aussieblackhawk123]

israeli girls.... DAAAAAAYUUMM

[TheRicherProductions]

1:37:59 look how many people come out of one car!!! LOL XD :)

[TheRicherProductions]

19:24

[TheRicherProductions]

18:58 epic moment chris rock and adam sandler

[pecopete3]

so how is it youtube has pirated movies but megupload gets shut down, just askin thanks for the cool movies.

[Jesusuniverse]

@pecopete3 good question, maybe they expecting 1º of March, to shut down, and by the way megaupload page have a FBI warnig, go check it, peace. 

[felisestilo]

I have to say one thing, this is the best Adam Sandler look I have seen in all his movies. Despite out-dated hairdo he looks good

[BlopMangoHerpDerpLOL]

Thumbs up if u think shes beautiful <3

[HerrJo13]

10140

[JayZar12]

The reason this guy got away with doing so awesome like putting a whole awesome movie like this is because those SOPA Nazis are fucking shaking everybody down and YouTube said "Fuck it."

[JABBATv1]

1:14:53 doug from weeds

[9itachi9ita]

That Columbia Lady is so poor , time juz pass and she is still holding that thing and standing ..lol

[Charbel4God]

Zohan must be a Jew lol...

[Markman147]

@Charbel4God No shit he lives in israel.(no not everyone that lives there is jewish, but 97% of the population is.)

[Charbel4God]

@Markman147 It was a joke but thanks for the facts!

[karynwaterloo2010]

You just keep diggin that Faggot hole deeper LMAO!!!!!

[sexydjole93]

Press 2 :D

[capitan0o]

song name 55:00?



[Kingdakota97]

Zohan's parents disliked this because he became a hairdresser

[PlayBoy2792]

the girl is really cute

[ivanmunoz20]

funny movie



[platonic4xt]

this is very funnny

[kevo99ful]

can you upload click?

[megamage911]

omg the stereotypes,,, it is glorious! XD

[PhilliumTalent]

HOLY FUCK ZOHANS THE DRAGONBORN!

[ghostofdawn]

fuck SOPA long live to you :P

[ghostofdawn]

so many social critics XD but sooooooooo funny at the same time

[FatBoyMean]

33:31 fakest cry ever

[FatBoyMean]

he pissed on the cat

[Mac1634]

Why do people in movies NEVER pay the cab driver? I mean, honestly. It bothers OCD people like me so much.

[chinanigans]

Such a good movie!

[ukisheva007]

thanks for the upload brotha

[AzranZala]

AWESOME !!!

[Karmaffix]

This was AWESOME.

[bornacriminal]

DISCO DISCO WOO WOO

[chunlijessica]

scrappy coco hehehe, half australian half mount everest. His accent is funny, it's beautifel, it's naturel hehehe

[cvalo15]

1 dislike? really? must be the fat queer who never got his d!ck sandwich...

thanks for the movie...

[MultiAlaa2000]

u are the best. thanks a LOT

[ulalah5]

thanks love that movie

[XxChibiCookiexX]

I love you long time! :)

[TheYesman71]

So hes like the middle eastern chuck norris

[ISRAELKING100]

@TheYesman71 a cousin^^

but i still waiting til for streetrider12 to make sure i can emb the code....

[lawlzers2020]

40:08 Thats how real men cross the street.

[malaysianmetalhead]

"I would have sex with Obama's wife"

"No, I want Hillary Clinton, dem big legs"

"..NO!! Bush's wife!"

"...this is what happen when they talk politics" LMAO!! LOLOLOL xD

[aussieblackhawk123]

@malaysianmetalhead i betcha that's how the israeli-palestinian talks escalate :D

[DrGonzoESQ]

Zohan rules right next to the Hebrew hammer.

thanks for uploading man