Embalming for Dummies

[mrceebees14]

I have no doubt you will grow up to be the next Hannibal Lecter.

[cyprixx]

Hey Joe, what did your mom say about you using her picknic basket as a coffin lol? Also, you're supposed to aspirate the abdominal cavity (which means using your mouth on that straw). Loved the video though; super funny!

[cyprixx]

Hey Joe, what did your mom say about you using her picknic basket as a coffin lol? Also, you're supposed to aspirate the abdominal cavity (which means using your mouth on that straw).

[Mwink1975]

GREAT JOB!!!!

[djwellfare]

fat bastard

[Dylan32Woods]

you don't drain the body, once the needle is put in the carotid arterie and the injection of the formaldehyde based fluid begins, the fluid pushes the blood out through an incision in the jugular vein.

[TheMissgawjush]

pooor fish!!, by any chance did you kill it ur self?

[skylertigers77]

@TheMissgawjush Well like all fish pretty soon after leaving the water it could not breathe so yes it died, and was dead a few days before this video was shot. Why say poor fish, there are millions of fish everyday that are caught and made into fish sticks and what not, this fish donated its body to science.

[MrWildcat2014]

u let all the fluide out and u r sopes 2 fill the eyes and mouth after washing the body and leave next time u do a project on embalming to ask a funeral home in your area but good try thought

[skylertigers77]

Thanks for the good comment, but please use proper engish i had to read your comment five times to understand what you meant.

[MrWildcat2014]

@skylertigers77 you are welcome sorry about that i was trying to type fast it was time 4 me to get off work

[kingmedabe]

It is still funny to see all of these people so angry and stupid. If they already know so much about embalming they wouldn't need to watch a video called embalming for dummies. Let's make a video about skinning fish next time, but instead of a fish, let's use a kitten. Death to the infidels!!!!

[skylertigers77]

@kingmedabe i also like that most people who have commented on this video have none of their own.

[cageking321]

yep the title of the video says it all

[cageking321]

god ur a sick fuck.... u must be the only gay eskimo in ur tribe... u dont even know me child

[cageking321]

Faget

[skylertigers77]

@cageking321 oh look at the big man. Quit beating off when you make these comments

[Robkat3751]

@cageking321 

[favorfav]

Hats are off to you kid. Excellent presentation. To those who are being so critical I can tell you are all idiots. This is a great project and well done. As for TheHunting12345, you are not in thebusiness at all. I can tell by your attitude. And FrankensteinPrincess well...you're a sick one. You have to be an animal rights moron. Go eat a leaf of lettuce and let the adults do their job.

[cageking321]

u dumb ass u usually make an incision in the curated artery IN THE NECK!!!!!! not the thigh god ur a douch kid

[skylertigers77]

how many times have you embalmed a fish? Did you even read the video discription??? Before you make a comment, READ THE VIDEO DISCRIPTION it tells you that this is not a proper embalming this was for a report, the facts and PROCEDURES are old, look up the history of embaliming, this was true at one time.

[franzzzle]

@cageking321 actually, you are the douche.

it is spelled carotid. nice video thanks it really helped me alot because im doing a highschool project on embalming and i was going to use a turkey, but this seems easier and less expensive

[TheHunting12345]

Embalming for 25 year's. Stick with your fish you could'nt handle it. Think about thing's like you ever gonna get laid with a baby face like your's and leave the science to us.

[skylertigers77]

Okay poindexter!! See ya at the next Comic Con. Bring suntan lotion I heard that fluorescent lights could give you a rather nasty sunburn.

[FrankensteinPrincess]

Well I think that is a horrible science project and that you should respect any carcus and not totally mutilate and fuck it up like you did.

Watching the way you handled that fish almost made me puke.

You should have chose a different project...

>_>... No caring or gentleness at all...

How would you like it if someone used your body as an amateur jr. high science project?

Pig!

[skylertigers77]

Not a science project a school project, are you a vegan or a Vegetarian? Cause this was just a fish from a frickin creek say what you want, but thanks for the view anyway!! Watch over and over again that would be doing your part to bring me to justice!!!!!

[FrankensteinPrincess]

The funny part is that watching it over and over again would bring you justice. But I don't care, the worst that would happen to you is just a shitload of haters. Which doesn't bring justice, just negative attention.

Whatever project it was, you should have boycotted it; and I am a vegetarian, but once vegan.

Being vegan does not save the animals, it puts them to slaughter faster.

[favorfav]

@FrankensteinPrincess He tried to embalm zsomething else but there were no carrots. Next time I hope he embalms a bunny rabbit!

[skynickproductions]

@FrankensteinPrincess if you think that is cruel you should see what i do to them when i go fishing and boy do fresh fish sure taste good

[undertkr2001]

I think some embalmers and funeral directors need to quit taking themselves so seriously. No one is going to give two shits once we're dead. Be happy we have a fucking job right now without ramming it down people throats. I eat people like this alive at my funeral home.

[franzzzle]

@undertkr2001 hahahahahahah yes!

[skylertigers77]

okay hotty, this is youtube okay there is a whole bunch of shit that is placed on this public website for the sole purpose of misleading the watcher. There are also videos that come close. People watch these videos just to watch them. Sure its your free will to comment, but don't be a douche. I mean come on, you see a couple of old facts and you lose a nut over it! Either get a life or CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

[rugdefoc]

shoot yourself, you shall make us a big favor

[hotty20032004]

No time for kid games. And yes I do work as an embalmer in my cousins funeral home i might add. One missed spelled word and you think I'm stupid. Give me a break. Funeral Directors and Embalmers have a life just like everyone else. Who cares what my user name is on youtube that dosent mean anything!

[skylertigers77]

your name just shows how mature you are and i would never let you embalm me thats for sure

[kingmedabe]

I shoulda watched more youtube stuff I guess tho, they use a machine that works like a heart to pump the blood out and the embalming fluid in, I did show techniques that were once used tho so sue me

[skylertigers77]

Ok SMART ONE i don't want you to ever become a teacher. second of all Experienced is spelled wrong.

FROM AN EXPERIENCED YOUTUBER/JUNIOR HIGH GRADUATE

[hotty20032004]

OK OK... First of all I want to say HORRIBLE JOB!!! I wouldnt want you workin at my Funeral Home. Second if you are going to do a video on Embalming Get your facts straight kiddo!!!

FROM AN EXPERIANCED EMBALMER/FUNERAL DIRECTOR!

[skylertigers77]

it was done for a school class and it was supossed to be kinda funny

[kingmedabe]

Lol an experianced funeral director with a youtube user name hotty20032004, gimme a break, what do you do embalm at night and pimp during the daytime

[infiniteknowledge515]

that fish had a family

[Mwink1975]

@infiniteknowledge515 I HAVE FISH & I'M THEIR FAMILY!!!