Cupcakes part 1

[nabooru16]

LIFE IS A PARTY LOL

[115darkstar]

Nice touch with the gilda head lmfao

[115darkstar]

The voice gives it an ironic twist

Note: WHAT A TWEEST!!!!

[115darkstar]

Nice pic

[VelvetMasquerade]

This should be a movie...

[McDynamicEntry]

Will be more to come once i get my mic sorted out :D

[Bisharpfanatic101]

are you aussie?

[McDynamicEntry]

@Bisharpfanatic101 No i'm a welsh boy.

[McDynamicEntry]

@Bisharpfanatic101 No i'm a welsh boy.

[McDynamicEntry]

@Bisharpfanatic101 No i'm a welsh boy.

[McDynamicEntry]

@Bisharpfanatic101 No i'm a welsh boy.

[NightPetalCatDemon]

Sounds like stef meyers books eh?

[antoly700]

this should realy be a movie.

[shortafroman4]

The reason I kept listening to this is because you started laughing, and that just froze me. Once again (commented on part 2 first) nice voice.

[3arlGray]

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[TheUnwantedBlood]

ironically, this is the fanfic that got me into the show o_o

and i love this show

[VrAzZLeMeister]

This is my kind of MLP!

[PsychedelicBrony]

Story in a nutshell:

:rainbowderp: :crazypinkiepie:

[nikmac2583]

Pinkie Pie has a pretty... brutal way of tasting the rainbow...

[GhostSk8ter18]

Pinkie Pie Is Very Brutal... o.o

[doodoodudex]

Ailment, Cupcakes mind tumor. Cure, My Little Dashie D':

[TheJackHammer2010]

@McDynamicEntry Have you considered doing radio? Or public book readings? You would be perfect for the job :D

[McDynamicEntry]

@TheJackHammer2010 I did radio for awhile. I was thinking about going back to it for abit. But i dunno if i should do public book readings. That'd be pretty awesome.

[TotallyArrJay]

Why is it that no one (or no pony) else here find this easy to asleep through? It's a lot easier to stand this during History Class right?

[densetsuhadouken116]

I clopped to this story...

Problem?

[SmileyKinzz]

A FAN wrote this? o.o

[SmileyKinzz]

I smiled when you were talking about what the room looked like...Im sick, huh? :)

[iluvmeowmix1]

00:51 she wont soon! XD

[MailboxBomberFTW]

Ive read this myself, and as much as i hate it i must admit that it was very well written.

[TheLonelyGrovyle]

Because you can't spell Slaugher without LAUGHTER

[roxianna26]

may you tell me where to read this myself because i like to read it myself. thanks.

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

LoL, was that "Ahh.... beer" at 04:02? Haha! Wonderful. Your reading of this is fantastic. The story is fucked, but its the best reading I've heard. Great job!

[McDynamicEntry]

@JaniceGhostHunter13 Well thank you ever so. I plan on reading some more once i get my mic working again. My old one broke while recording my new song D: likes a smeg eh?

[JaniceGhostHunter13]

@McDynamicEntry Yea. Hope you get a new one soon my friend. I can't wait to hear some new stuff from you :)

[ashurifay]

haha you stared lafeing

but i guss i would be to if i was reading a lod

[pvtread]

@burningfrost100, oh and for a morbid end to my comments, HERE HAVE A CUPCAKE, I MADE IT SPECIALY FOR YOU, SEE THE RAINBOW

[pvtread]

burningfrost100, if you dont like it, DONT WATCH IT, I AM A BRONY, I ENJOY THE SHOW, BUT I AM ALSO A HORROR FANATIC, THIS WELL THIS IS 20% COOLER BOTH IN ONE

[masonfoster151]

4:01 "mmm beer"

[HIPIKAF]

am i the only one stupid enough to isten to this at 3:00 am?

[Toonlink775]

what a fun way to spend your halloween night

[starfalco13]

I like to play the song from Pulp Fiction"Bring out the Gimp" as this video plays

[Warcraftinator]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[dagzero]

So pinkie has everyone's number right?

Master chief, you Better run when 117 hits....

[sonicnarutoTDpg]

So people are throwing up for the almost the same thing we do every day to cows? -_-

[likeag6whatwhat]

@sonicnarutoTDpg cows are killed by a spike to the head, quick and painless, not tortured by a friend in gruesome detail

[sonicnarutoTDpg]

@likeag6whatwhat I was just kidding, i know i lived on a farm when i was younger

[lonna329]

your voice. It's like awesomeness mixed with rainbows!

[nowellhurt]

I love listening to you talk

[McDynamicEntry]

@nowellhurt AWww thank you <3

[burningfrost100]

this "cupcakes" is vile and disgusting and if i find the people who make this shit i will make them into cupcakes. im serious. who ever thinks this is funny are twisted and sick. who ever thinks pinkie is this twisted i hate.

[slik4100]

@burningfrost100 you make me sick, you dont like it, dont read it, you think its sick? whatever happend to tolerating? bronies like you make me sad, its part of your fanbase and you should deal with it!

[burningfrost100]

@slik4100 first of all i am aware of tolerate but there is a limit and this is crossing it. i will tolerate rule 34 but i will not tolerate this shit. its horrifying and disgusting.2nd ive heard the story its pinkie pie making rainbow dash into cupcakes.3rd pinkie pie is crazy but not like this. only the sick and twisted of the herd would support this.

[McDynamicEntry]

@burningfrost100 Take your candyass and post somewhere else. You obviously hated the fic before commenting here. Some people wanna hear a british guy talking about a pinkie pony ripping apart a blue pony. Hey fuck i thought this was funny as fuck.

[burningfrost100]

@McDynamicEntry if you thought this was funny then your no brony. your a twisted idiot who probably hates my little pony friendship is magic. and thank you tharyn9 atleast some one makes sence in this corrupted video. but as i was saying your a twisted and sick hater and you really think anyone likes your fruity british cupcake lovin ass voice and who do are just tools. im probably more of a brony then you will ever be. and also you don't even know the main six ponies names.

[pvtread]

@burningfrost100 ok, ok, ok, look dont we all watch horror flicks now and then, this is no different than a horror flick, we read graphic books, novels, and we sometimes wait for halloween to just watch the horror right, i am more upset about the sweet apple massicure, that is the one we all should fight against, iv read, and heard this one, along with the second one the sequal, oh and btw, rairety is next lol, same situation, smae objective, but with a twist, so come on grow up, and

[Tharyn9]

@slik4100 Hey You Little 3 year old dont wine about it my little pony is nothing to BE FUCKED WITH so get lost God i hate little kids like you you really think you now everything dont you....you don't

[burningfrost100]

@Tharyn9 thank you at least i have a fellow brony

[burningfrost100]

this "cupcakes" is vile and disgusting and if i find the people who make this shit i will make them into cupcakes.

[DeadFishFactory]

The amazing thing about Cupcakes is how it captures Pinkie Pie's personality all too well.

[Thunderbirds1001]

*Everyone sees the murder* HOLYF***! GET TEH ROFL-47S AND FIRE!

*pinkie blocks all bullets*

Pinkie: I dont expect any kind of Spanish Inquisition.

*Epic music*

Sp. inquisition: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Pinkie: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU- *BOOM*

[frogger128]

Could someone send me the link to the actual cupcakes fanfiction?

[danvseverything]

6:50 he tries not to laugh.

[danvseverything]

ive already read cupcakes and that freaked me out enough. NOW IM LISTENING TO AN AUDIO BOOK!?

[DualShooter]

You sound kinda like Ted Crusty.

[jimmy134496]

we all have that sadistic side that we half to indulge sometimes......

[QuinnySan]

No, no, no. I don't want to hear this D: I love Pinkie. Need to...get away... ...can't... Your voice is luring me in D:

[pikemand1410]

Great reading, you've got some chops I'll give you that.

Do Rocket to Insanity next if you can be bothered.

[McDynamicEntry]

@pikemand1410 well i was planning on doing some more.

[frickitydickity]

oh god how did I know this is what this was. CREEPY.

Still, best voice ever.

[LordStarscreamgirl]

can you send me the link to this fanfic?

[TheGreenIsGold]

I just got through reading this, to be honest it wasn't as scary as all the hype made it sound. It starts out pretty much like Hostel, then rolls in to Silence of the Lambs territory for the rest...

[hotelmario510]

As a proud Englishman, I believe that someone with an English accent, especially a Northern English accent, is way scarier when reading "Cupcakes" aloud than someone with an American accent. Our voices are sinister like that. Bravo, sir.

*imagines Stephen Fry reading the story*

[007StopMotion]

I WILL NEVER. EAT.CUPACKES!

[TheKingteshay]

@TheSupersonic91 I was already insane...I.....just....didn't know it yet.My fears make me insane....fear of death,fear of myself,and fear of imagination. I'm extremely paranoid right now. To imagine cruel evil thinks kinda makes me laugh!

[combinerdude22lol]

Nice stor-HOLY SHIT WHAT A SCARY PICTURE

[TheSupersonic91]

this Fanfiction drives people to insanity...his laughing proves this.

[SargeSprinkles]

@TheSupersonic91 That's what i intended! i CHOSE RAINBOW DASH CUZ PEOPLE THINK SHE'S SOOO TOUGH.

[ColeTrain4EVER]

Your laughing makes it all better!

[stchowars26]

My friend told me to look this up...I'm gonna punch him when I see him at school.

[codekiller101]

@stchowars26 Better make that a falcon punch...

[CountryKid1010]

Told a 10 year old kid to read this fic... he wont talk about it, but he laughs at the mention of it. Trying to get a girl in my homeschool group to read it, it seems up her alley; she likes Happy Tree Friends. third week of nagging.

[TheNightshade43]

Of all the fanfic readers on this site, you are by far the most entertaining and CLEAR that I have heard. People who read out forget you have to engage the audience, and I feel that you do. The story is...horrifying but the grammar in it is surprisingly good.

[McDynamicEntry]

@TheNightshade43 I feel i messed up my Slendermane Reading. I'll get round to either re-reading it. Or just doing all the others better. I've learnt from the mistakes i've made in SM1. So <3 Thanks

[TheNightshade43]

@McDynamicEntry I ended up listening to the second part of Slendermane first, and it felt like you were exhausted. The first part was rushed a little, but overall entertaining. While I wouldn't insist on you redoing Slendermane I'd like to hear a newer version of it.

And I might also advise to try and limit you burps XD I didn't hate it but they were distracting lmao

I loved this Cupcake reading though; the laughter was a nice mood lightener against this strange nightmare fuel story.

[McDynamicEntry]

@TheNightshade43 Thank you for the real comment and critique.

[Leafeonsenergydrink]

Don't kill me for 3 comments...

but i dozed for a sec..happily.

idk if it's the story or your slight english accent XD

[Leafeonsenergydrink]

baww, you're a cute little brony. xD

[j95tm]

Im listening to this at 1:15am....this is my bedtime story

[j95tm]

*jaw drops, looking horrified*

[ForerunnerConstruct]

I enjoyed this *sips virgin blood*

[CatatonicKuroneko]

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR PINKIE PIE VOICE

[Leafeonsenergydrink]

@CatatonicKuroneko ORGASM?8D

[Kimbup]

oh my gawd... what did i listen too.... .WHO WOULD WRITE THIS?? *goes in a corner to cry*

[sonic246897531]

I think it would be funny if in a episode in season two, they follow every scene in this fanfic up until it gets nasty, just to screw with the people that read it XD

[AskingShaynna]

lol your voice reading it makes it better.

[lostnightfilms]

it wasnt so much that it scared me it was more of how fucked up it was

[Invaderphantomstar11]

lol Tags: British guy

[spencertheheghog]

the story doesnt scare me much but i loved the part when pinkie pie showed dash glida's skull sered that bitch right to die!

[gphatake]

I will never sleep anymore.

[masterpie39]

@gphatake agreed

[dementeddentist]

You're a terrible reader. I can't hear you, you have horrible pronunciation and with you laughing, it doesn't help with the story.

[shadowdroid776]

i didnt think this story was scary when i read it

but then i dreamt about it, and it was "re-enacted" on me....

*shudder* my ribs still feel weird....

[mrcamden099]

And also sweet apple massacre is wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy worst I mean big Mac fucks skulls in it and he shoves the dead ponies hooves up dere asses O.O

[mrcamden099]

And people read the alternate end it's good

[mrcamden099]

Yes it is!!!!!!!!! You sick fuck

[LordMorde]

is it wrong that this makes me like pinky more ... and i think its funny.

[spencertheheghog]

@LordMorde that is consearning on so many levels....

[littlebigreaper]

7:37 having fun there cheif

[McDynamicEntry]

@littlebigreaper "Life is a party" It just... i dunno. made me laugh so fuckin hard.

[Cooperlover91]

So creepy...yet good...yet.....[barfs]

[sikereemedy]

Why does this remind me of happy tree friends? ._.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

i love how you laugh when you're describing the room.

[StormTrooperTK1337]

how can u laugh when reading this lol

[KONTROLLEN348]

my god I think I'm gonnabe sick...oh to late*BARF*

[edalwayo1234]

somebody needs to animate this

i bet somebody on newgrounds can do it

[dreadmaster231]

A day doesnt go by that i dont read cupcakes...is it mean to threaten my younger brother that if he doesnt do his chores ima read it to him?

ya know..what if dash said no...would pinkie have chased her around? or would she move on?..perhaps hunt her to the ends of eQuestria...slit her throat at night? or kill somebody else? maybe have applebloom make an accident...so many Questions..fewer answers

[dreadmaster231]

A day doesnt go by that i dont read cupcakes...is it mean to threaten my younger brother that if he doesnt do his chores ima read it to him?

[FL3TCH3RizSM3]

I'm never eating a cupcake again...

[JJCtheBeast]

Cupcakes is like the literature equivalent of 2 girls 1 cup. Just Saiyan

[Flasimbufasa]

I now love Pinkie Pie. You may eat me any day my pony overlord <3

[flatondacouch]

The blade just wasn't GOING THOUGH THE BONE!!!! lol

[icantfindaacc]

"...Ah beer."

I lol'd

[collintmay]

Worst. Clopfic. Ever....

[collintmay]

Cupcakes: taste the rainbow.

[Jvizzlezz]

@collintmay Violently eviscerate the rainbow; Taste the rainbow.

Skittles.

[TheDavidReinoldBand]

This story wouldn't be so disturbing if it wasn't so easy to believe.

[creptrbot]

clop.

[Jvizzlezz]

There was always something that scared me more than anything imaginable. Scarier than this, scarier than Revolution 9, scarier than Ben.wmv, scarier than anything that's ever happened to me.

It was on a WCIII custom map named Murder in the mansion...

One version of the game, the murderer was invisible... and every time the murderer was close to you, you would hear this creepy ass tune... LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH...LAH... LAH LAH............ LAHHHH............... It haunts me to this fucking day.

[McDynamicEntry]

@Jvizzlezz oh god i remember that... Way to bring back the worst memories.

[bdassassin]

@Jvizzlezz sounds like the tune from greatest show unearthed by creature feature

[CobrakingTV]

@Jvizzlezz Kinda like Mr. Krabs Singing?

[NoodleDrum]

LOL!

[XtremeLuLz9110]

sleep?what is this sleep you speak of?O.O

[McDynamicEntry]

@XtremeLuLz9110 i uploaded slendermane last night also. check it out!

[XtremeLuLz9110]

@McDynamicEntry What is slndermane?

[McDynamicEntry]

@XtremeLuLz9110 Slendermane is another spooky MLP fanfic.

[DeadlyPlague1625]

@McDynamicEntry SPOOKY? THIS IS SPOOKY TO YOU? FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!

[11Affen]

It is midnight here. I really shoudn't do this...

[MehTheBoy]

i..i.. dont even know anymore...

[neji790]

damn this is...wow...its surprisingly good,and you read it really well as well! i wonder if someone would make a short animation of this btw,probably not but still...that would be pretty cool

[TheUnwantedBlood]

Everypony don't listen to the guy below :D lol listen to it!

[SKing372]

EVERYONE. LOOK AT THIS COMMENT NAO AND TURN BACK WHILST YOU STILL CAN. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEAVE THIS PAGE NOWW!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO ITT!! D': D': D':

[IYHBYD]

3:57 ahh beer

[DevonWargod]

i got banned from a bunch of tf2 pony servers due to playing this

but dude it was worth it

[TriToothVampWalrus]

8 People don't understand how awesometastic his British accent is.

[ComputerImprov]

8 people had their numbers come up.

[metalismylife6699]

ha out of all the reading ive found so far, yours was the best narrated. probably because you can pronounce your R's and not sound like a goth kid with down syndrome

[McDynamicEntry]

@metalismylife6699 Why thank you <3

[Gunslinger744]

I love how he just starts fucking laughing at the fucked upness, this is great xD

[burntfish123]

it worries me you laugh during the part describing the room...

[KarinxKenta1234]

I had to read this. Infront of my class for a dare. I was expelled. XD

[McDynamicEntry]

@KarinxKenta1234 Cool

[IYHBYD]

@KarinxKenta1234 pics or it didn't happen.

[codekiller101]

@KarinxKenta1234 Ya got guts broheem. Were you having fun reading it? I can only imagine your class's faces...

[KarinxKenta1234]

@codekiller101 A shit load of fun.

[codekiller101]

@KarinxKenta1234 well, good job gentlemen. You're the bravest idiot i've ever had the pleasure to know. :D

[MrRogox]

Um... I played this while I was trying to sleep because I thought it was a nice bedtime story... ;(

[SergeantLuke]

@MrRogox Shouldn't you have realized at some point that it was Gorn?

[MrRogox]

@SergeantLuke Yeah, and now I wanna know what I taste like as a cupcake. What's Gorn?

[SergeantLuke]

@MrRogox Gorn is a horror story with a heavy emphasis on graphic, disgusting violence - similar to the "Saw" and "Hostel" movies. They were first given the name Gorn by their critics, who accused the creators of being sick violence fetishists, but it's mostly been adopted by the original fandoms as the proper name for the genre.

[MrRogox]

@SergeantLuke Fetish? So like, Gore (G) Porn (orn)? So it makes up the word Gorn?

[SergeantLuke]

@MrRogox Yes, that's where the name came from, though it's not really Gore Porn; most fans of the genre like to watch/read them for the same reasons as any other horror fan: to get them scared.

[BattleButlerJeeves]

Meh, I think it can be 20% creepier.

[YaoiCutieX3]

i was eating a cupcake...I feel so dirty ;^;