CES 2009: LG Cell Phone Projector

[sandiskrules]

"Aa-eecha-pikoprojecta. Eecha-a sempun bum nut workin'. E-cla cla clis tu.. ooh.. prototie. Ana.. alis, alititsauced anda DLP technorogya."

...

"It's pretty amazing.."

I'm surprised he was able to conjure up anything after getting a response like that. Seriously, what would any of you say if you asked a question and got that in return?!

[MrHarrison311]

so it projects pickles?

[Hant420]

iPod needs to get their shit together if they want to compete.. that would be awesome iPods with built in projectors

[Ep1cnezz]

Haha! I didn't understand a word :L

[jackiechan333hes]

it is 2011 now and it isnt out yet

[danielohmydang]

lol "you can buy that not yet" :47

[drksole3666]

WTF IS LED SAUCE AND UH D EL PE TECONOLOGIA? 0:34

[grisanty007]

What the f...? The guy asking didn´t get a single word of it lol......... The only thing i got after (pico proyertor) was: Prototype/you can see in market 2010/i dont know i´m ingeneere. What the fuck is he talking about. Lol :)

[babaaj]

when it's comming in India.

[benthecunt]

better than my foreign language skills. and BTW, WTF does 'Im asian' mean? just curious, asia being so small and so on....

[anishkurupu]

asian peoples are brilliants more than europians. am an asian lol

[vvinblog]

"so you can buy death"??

[ravikiranreddy100]

amazing

[ModernWarfareMontage]

that guy is so asian my face hurts.

[1zacster]

Well Sony and apple would be dumb asses not to put in ngp and iPhone 5

[clovis7772]

what hell is protooootype????

hauhauahauha

i know sometimes i speak PortEnglish, but this guy is worser than me

[theorinalpaul]

@clovis7772 OOMG port english u suck hahah

[Nikdaocmasta1]

After he said, "Its a pico projector" I couldnt pick out any more words.

[gtawesom3]

well I understood prootootypee lol

[RuiCarinhoso]

Because of is explanation I gonna buy one of this. Good seller (or is it a enginner?)

[RuiCarinhoso]

What a professional interview, What linguage does he speak? Asinglish?

[bbdln847]

what? mr toe scrubber say he need pedcure maybe?

[dwnboy15]

its 2010 i dont see it in market

[jp36989]

here are the subtitle guy......... 1st answer-"It is a Pickle Projector its a cell but not working because its a pototype an a at least a little sauce and a T.I po-neck-an-ology" 2nd Answer- "Pe-cuz it a pototype you can buy that not yet ahh umm you can see in my can china town" 3rd answer-"im engineer so i dont know youd like to leave now" LOL

[TokeHuge]

wow that guy has the worst english i have ever seen in my life. and thats no exaggeration, its the truth.

[porkinmycorkhole]

here's the subtitles

itiar pico projecthur, itiur se bon bon not whurking, ityer *?* prototype andnur l.e.d source and dip technology, uh he or picodeclur prototype so..you can but dat...not yet...buh....yhu...can...seeh.­..in ma cat teny ten....iym engineer soooo i dun know ejactuly yhea

[whitemena]

Did the guy pretend to understand? See his face XD

[mannymnts]

i need view the projection

[datafreak667]

FUCKING FINALLY

[success4111]

lol when the guy began talking i laugh, because he talk like he not understan english

[KZHX]

turn on translations the thing has a seziure lol!

[dennisjonkristensen]

WTF? nothing in the world can translate that XD

[darkeyce02]

if my casio rock had this, it would be the unltimate pone...

[XxbufferingsxksxX]

Im going to make it as clear as possible with the asain dude. "Cell phone service not working cause its proto type. and ugh LED source TIP technology. Ugh its proto type so you can buy that not yet. You can see in market 2010. I'm engineer so I don't know absolutely" I had to rewind but thats what he said.

[dqSOBERqd]

Im sorry but i dont fershtein chinese-english-japanese language...

[SirFancyBubbles]

AHAHAHAHAHA It would be nicer if I understanded any shit. AHAHA

[MyHomeboyLilCoward]

WTF did the chino say~_~

[TheSambolini]

Chances are that any person who has enough money to purchase this already owns a decent TV. It'd be interesting to see the quality of the projector in the flesh.

[Ridetherockittt]

this is old and ton of companys make it in japan and china already for eyars. you can buy an unlocked one that holds 2 sim cards and a 12.1 mp camerea and movie projector phone AT aliexpresscom

[johncolesuk]

"How much is it?" "I'm engineer, so I wouldn't know" "I wouldn't know either..."

CLASSIC!

[darekek]

really funny hong eng  lenguage

[lottopotti4]

acj hi och asva protector. picotico el provrotype a twentyten. ? wtf is that guy talking about?

[sparkeysmall]

@lottopotti4 hes talkin about world domination.... but we have no clue......

[armenian6000]

wtf is he saying lmao!!

[mesofius]

Is 10 the average age of a commentator on this vid?

[shrtstff1710]

Something about a hotdog up his but and he like to eat cats and dogs.....WTF~~~!!!

[silvercoke]

First round: It is a pico projector (real name for a projector). Cell phone part not working, it is a prototype. LED source, DLP technology.

Second round: Because it is a prototype, you can't buy it yet. Can see it in 2010.

Third round: I'm engineer so I wouldn't know. (can't tell the last part).

[sammo556]

looks expensive

[TheBelcherChannel]

HA! Loved how the reporter had NO idea what the slope said, and just moved it right along. You'd think the reporter would have lined up.... THE SPOKESPERSON FIRST. Dumbshit.

[isobar1983]

hahaha this is so funny! STOP asking him! It's a prototype! LOL

[Famousliicute]

@STREETSTALKERT09 HAHAHAHA HILARIOUS...HAHAHAHA "BITCH you are EXPIRED...hahaha

[Famousliicute]

thats gonna be madd money a projector itself cost bout 1000 up depending the quality and blah blah blah. imagine that. thats gonna be better then an iphone but its gonna suck even more that ...phones like that freeze to much. my iphone sucks always gotta upgrade and if i dont it freezes and at times its just whackk...

[STREETSTALKERT09]

@jessicawazhere shut yo Broke, Depressed ,Stressed Bold Rat ass up and Get a Life you the only bitch I know that has a Family Plan on a pay as you go plan Bitch you are EXPIRED

[STREETSTALKERT09]

LMAO im a engineer so i dun know

[sammo556]

should be around 200 dollars w/out a plan

[bloodaid]

0:36 : Dee-Elle-Pee Tekkrollogi

[success4111]

@bloodaid lol!!

[CiBi1968]

The one thing they don't show you is the batteries that come in 2 suitcases

[RandomDirectors]

@CiBi1968 Samasung beam is going to be the first phone with a built in projector that comes to the market and it can project 3 hours of video before dying out...

So you can watch a 2 hour movie and still have enough battery for 5 hours on standby

[Cavemania16]

lol its a prototype so you can buy that not yet.

[freshdude56]

dude hes evry asian sterotype

1.asian

2. hard accent

3.works in technology

4.small =] no no thats gay

[Discofreestyle]

@freshdude56 i'm not sure that being Asian is a stereotype of Asian people......pretty sure there's no one arguing about that one. :I

[boorelius]

What the hell was he saying

[DjBoreC]

Is that new lanuage he use? Chinesenglish?

[mglchono]

Is speaking english is so important?

I donta speakeru ingelisha yo no dat dia protitype tekonolojia iz gooda

[XB3A5TX]

man i thought he said chinatown when he said 2010

[dangly]

fuck this asian guy can't even talk

[pcfix411]

You are doing a good job here.

[nihilistcat]

what in tarnations did he just say

[Btownsoccer22]

are you fucking retarded? He is easily understandable you fucking red neck. GO back to sucking of Dwayne and your shotgun

[Jacobnielson]

@Btownsoccer22 yeah... its totally easy to understand him.........

[nihilistcat]

HELL THAT SOUNDS DANDY

[altha2008]

you need to go back to school and learn to spell a sentence without cursing,

ASSHOLE

[xLetterBoxesx]

thats actually real? i thought that was just on demetri martin. lmao

[KenConLock]

lol at 1:00 he freezes and some chick in the background has to translate for him

[Aefan69]

what the hell does the LG-man saying??? xD

[dakota9016]

that thing is kinda cool

[jordiel262]

needs subtitles :P

[kronicskater321]

hahaha i thought he said in china town lol in 2010

[abcyesn]

more at

w w w. LG-Expo. com

[mgallegos55]

One step closer to holographic cell phones!!

[sourpatch1316]

Wow... Do we really need all this crap?

[ErnestPocho]

lol asdkj ha asjdk ghfa thats what i heard...and can ayone imagine the battery life on that thing...thats a waste of money and what else is i=that phone good for..phssss what watching porno in your office cubical LOL

[gears757]

well how is it on the battery and how big is the picture????

[jjswimmer2014]

@gears757 well the pic it up to 10 ft and and the battery life is verry short barely 2 hours maybe more and they sell for 300 after a rebate on december 7 i think.

[fdarguellesjr]

I NEED ONE OF THOSE ASAP!!!!

[JuStAnAsIaNboY]

I dont understand a single word that guy said....and im asian --__--

[ProcyonAlpha]

i lol'd

[crazybigyo]

@JuStAnAsIaNboY LOLL i read ur comment and then listened to the video and it cracked me up xD

[seho]

@JuStAnAsIaNboY

hey iam korean and i have no idea .. too

[BuzzKiililngton]

This is just another step on the road to complete convergence. This type of tech would be a boon to college kids and other people with limited income: use BT ear piece to allow uninterrupted viewing while on phone and BT KB/mouse/game controller & printer connection & you've got everything you need for computing. communication, & entertainment for lower total cost!

[Ad3EnAh]

must kill battery

[shanedude93]

dude imagine the porn lol

[joelmvp08]

that'll be uberly awesome

[lucaspepa]

@shanedude93 porn everywhere!

[learber]

@shanedude93 omg yea crap i want it now lol

[mukraf]

Hot damn, if i get one of these, i can watch movies on the school bus lol on the bus seat

[joshrockwell]

OH HERRRRROOOOO!

[alexpapp4]

herroW??

[Lifehunger]

Nigga Technology, for sure.

[7877allen]

Yea cause they're easier to steal than a tv.

[mheadley1973]

@Lifehunger

how? the engineer is BEYOND asian.

LMAO

[Lifehunger]

@mheadley1973

What do you mean how? Ever watch the boondocks?

[masonpacyna1]

who needs a projector on a phone

[deluxeassortment]

People once said "Who would want to carry a phone around in their pocket? That's just ludicrous!"

[Dmjenk]

who doesn't xD

[evilnutcracker]

how much is it

[zippyman818]

Teens projecting porn in public spaces!

Big cities have painted over graffiti just in time for the LG Projection phone to put moving x-rated images on the large blank canvas of a city that some call "home."

And the the po-po roll up, "dit" switches off, "..What lewd and lascivious moving images Sir?"

If you walk behind a woman of Rubenesque carriage and project an ad for a diet pill on her ass w/o her knowlege or permission, does she get paid by the square foot like a billboard? Oh my!

[djordan22]

what a worthless interview lol

[isthisadream2012]

"I designed this thing... Don't talk to me about pricing and sales. That shits not on my level, nigga please."

[XxTheHybridxX]

lmfao.

[Satire1221]

LOL that is exactly what I was thinking.

[richiesingson]

is the other guy speaking english?

[najeebputhiyallam]

no exactly.. coz english is not there native language but they are the real engineers.. they develop electronics.. am i right guys? HATS OFF TO YOU GUYS no MATTER WAT n HOW YOU SPEAK !!

[LeaveMeAlone99a]

We'll see how wonderful this phone is when it comes to battery life...that lamp looks like it requires some juice!

[ClickOnPez]

GOD DAMNIT! i said two years ago. they should make a projector phone... PAY ME!

[ejayarts]

dude. he made that. what a genius.lol

[MINTHILLNC]

He said thet is not time yet and then it will be ready in 2010. Then when asked what it cost he says well he makes it but doesn't knowwhat it will cost . Why don't you know if you make it ? LoL Also been funny if he had chopped the anchor guy.

[PHILLYHEAT215]

@MINTHILLNC

he doesn't know anything about the price because, like he said HE MADE IT, he's not selling it to consumers. he designed the phone and sold it to LG, so u would have to ask one of their reps how much it costs. he was just their to explain the specs. business 101

[mexrilla]

i gotta get this to show some porno in the front my boring ass language arts class..........lol that would be bad ass.......

[TJacksonQB10]

i dnt even think the anchor understood wat he was sayin

[guitarman7111]

@TJacksonQB10 i think it was the other way around, mostly.

[aigalaxy]

lol , i bet that chink can whip ur ass. oh wait a minute, i think you've already shit on ur pant , never mind lol

[MUCKSTICKYIZZY]

id rather have him be able to pronounce proper english then fit a jakie chan sterotype GO BRUCE LEE

[Thegamer5150]

hope they make this an addon for the env3

[Metaphysical7]

suddenly i feel the need to place an order

[poposisa]

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHA

[TheOn3LeftBehind]

I'd be so annoyed with that asian guy. :|

[18sharkkiller]

at first i thought he was speaking another language

[TheOn3LeftBehind]

LMFAO SO DID I!!

[Nikodem9]

Lmfao Same here

[kurt2552]

What the fuck is this chink saying?

[tfxluc]

i want this integrated in the nokia n900

[Savior1Sung]

For all of you racist people commenting on how this man can't speak English, be aware that if you came to THEIR country, they'd be saying the same shit to because you can't speak their own language. Dumb shit kids..

[uigrad]

@Savior1Sung

CES is in Las Vegas. Complaints here are LG sent someone who doesn't speak English well to represent their company. The only hate language was your own.

[PHILLYHEAT215]

@Savior1Sung

WELL SAID SIR! its sad to see such lack of intellect with these racist trolls. if they went to Japan (rural Japan, not Tokyo where there's an American & Brit infestation) they'd be saying the same thing "stupid American, cant even learn Japanese properly". this guy's accomplished more than most of u ever will, easy on the bigotry people....

[Savior1Sung]

I am glad somebody agrees with me philly. I envy your level in wisdom. -sigh-

[MrQwaazga]

Oh phooey! I just saw an amazing cellphone tv commercial, just last week. The phone projected a full motion picture on a big white wall. I suppose people can now swipe off the motion picture industry.

[spot603]

I believe it's spelled MOTHER FUCKER!!! if your going to say it spell it right and dont use that kindergarden bull shit. Mother fucking kids

[brickbandits09]

in that case why did you spell don't(dont)?

[liabatud67]

A similar device was at the 2008 or 2009 CES or another electronic show where the projection TV/Device was about the size of a $.50 piece or so.

Funny.... they said that they would have an expose coming up during this episode and that it would likely win the Electronic Show's award for best/most innovative product.

Alas, you never heard of that device again on that show. O.o

Now a similar device is in a cell phone about a year later. Hmmm

[sketcheddreams]

xD LOL wow

[kenneo96]

Awkward interview, from not knowing what the heck that guy is saying, to the only thing you can make out is his rude response "how should I know how much I'm just an engineer?" ....Those are two questions he should be prepared to field" when and how much" or at least be tactful about it. Cool product still.

[jmrub06]

lol what?!?! Speak Engrish!!

[gregdell042]

I just saw a TV commercial for it here in Toronto.

Says it is now available in the commercial. However, none of the mobile providers carry it nor can I find this on the LG site

LG eXpo is the name of the phone.

[Mylesperhour23]

y would u put a projector in a phone?

[sycotic51]

so all your friends wont have to see a small screen

[Mylesperhour23]

I'm sorry but thats just too damn lazy for me. lol Whats next? a phone with a built in microwave!?

[simmsfred]

@Mylesperhour23 how is it lazy?

[Mylesperhour23]

@simmsfred maybe I shouldn't have said lazy but I dont really know a better word to describe how feel about it. hmmm maybe pointless?.....too convient....idk just dont like it for some reason...its probaly just me.

[sycotic51]

that would be awesome i could eat in class

[AKP262]

how the hell is that lazy???

[liabatud67]

Yeah, exactly. How is having another device in your phone lazy exactly?

I mean if you're able to do all sorts of vid on this device and the clarity is decent, it would take the place of the space hogging tv's.

I say it's good for the environment. "Call Al Gore." He'll support it I'm sure. :P

[Mylesperhour23]

@liabatud67 see my previous response to simmsfred

[liabatud67]

K, I understand. I don't agree with it being in a phone either. I want it as a stand alone. I want it to replace the basic tv's out there.

Think of the space saved. I say again that this device was mentioned about a year ago or so on G4TV & they eluded to an expose on that episode... that never came. Hmm

You never heard of the item again. Not even on the internet... remembering that I can find out information on even YOU if I wanted to yet there was NOTHING to be found until now. O.o

[tbrais]

I love how the host is clueless to what he is saying

[cjayone2]

yeah you can buy that. not yet...i repeat the words he says 0:48

[Givenzup]

too bad the batterys gonna last like 2 minutes

[nick14kn]

@Givenzup

The projector is not built into the phone, plus the projector is attachment. search

lg expo

[ElliHasHorns]

that's pretty cool but LG makes shitty keyboards,, the one i'm using right now literally has the power button less than a centimeter away from the enter key, so you can accidentally turn your computer off at any time unless you remap your keyboard or you're real careful.. and the hibernate button is less than a cintemeter above the up arrow key.

[thetxtingqueen]

i wonder if it would work ith a ipod touch

[yarahahrwe]

to all you skeptics wondering what the hell the point is, let me just say this:

pocket-size portable porn wall

[foxmoto17]

thats what i was thinkin lol

[SharpTeef]

could someone tell me who the asian is? hes fucking sexy

[tspellstight]

theres a phobe out right now but it has a big ass profection thinggy

[bgoodrick]

You're talking about dildos in asses and I'm the kid? That's real big boy talk there. Now reply with something that has to do with what were were talking about. That's how "normal fucking conversation" works.

[waterboy0847]

Haha. I just read your petty comments toward bgoodrick. You really don't make very good points. I'd recommend that you think about what you say ahead of time; you'll sound more intelligent.

[salsahalo]

im sorry but i dont think that this phone will sell cuz its just a random idea i mean when would you use it.

[LaMariposaSedosa]

@salsahalo

There's currently a commercial running for I believe a Samsung phone w/projector for a month or so now.

[TheXYZProject]

camping, traveling, when ever. It something that "if" you had it you would find times to use it. But thats just my 2 cents

[bgoodrick]

@KamZ94 Do you own a car? Go out right now and remove the radio and the a/c, and all the other parts that don't contribute to transporting you. After all, a car is a car and is only meant to transport you.  I mean come on... A/C? So dumb. Better yet, trade your car in for a bicycle immediately. You can stick to your DynaTAC 8000 you ignorant caveman. Oh wait, the telegraph effectively communicates so you better stick with that. The rest of us will take advantage of progress.

[MrBenzz]

Beautifully said

[bryguy95]

This sort of thing could replace everything, once the technology becomes advanced enough. We already use phones to surf the internet so soon you won't even need a TV or a laptop you'll just carry your phone around and project it on a nearby wall. There are already LED keyboards and you could probably app the screen to become a touch pad, or just hook a mouse up to it.

[Shatonmedeek]

dont be a muffintop sir

[bryguy95]

wtf is a muffintop?

It's going to happen so I'm sorry if you just bought a $400 netbook or something.

[Shatonmedeek]

i believe it to be the top of a muffin? lmao netbooks are shit and so are these. unless they improve the quality of the projection 100 fold there would be no way to get a nice picture without whipping out a projector screen and putting it up, have you ever used a projector on an awkward surface before?