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  • are demons drawn to s&m? cuz thats my fetish

  • wtf

    

  • OK >.< Imma Christian. Just Like Her.

    But This Chick, What She Wrote Is Absurd, It Makes Me Ashamed.

    They Do Put Stuff In The Halloween Candy .-. But That's Why You Check It ._.

    Demons...? Idk Where She Got This Information From. She's Off Her Top.

    Jesus Christ.

    CALM YOUR TITTIES WOMAN :L

  • Actually, we only pray over reese's pieces. Praying over snickers is so 2005 ;)

  • Oh how religions entertain me. They need to make a TV show.

  • @TheMcflopidisss They do. Sadly it's called the Republican primaries.

  • @AgentofTrickery

    that's gold man.

    pure gold.

  • wasn't haloween started by christians?

  • @supermorshu64

    no it was actually started by the druids/celts and was called Samhain (Old Irish meaning: Summer's end) it was a pagan harvest festival that also honored the dead, children would go door to door to collect treats such as fruits. It was one of the most important days on the calendar for Irish and Scottish, it fell on the last day of autumn.

    

  • @LivaRosaline oh yeah. now i remember. I think I watched a show about that before.

  • @supermorshu64  In the Western Isles of Scotland the Sluagh, or fairy host was regarded as composed of the souls of the dead flying through the air, and the feast of the dead at Hallowe'en was likewise the festival of the fairies.

    It wasn't until the end of the 12th century that Christians incorporated All Saints Day into it (Also known as Hallowmas)

  • witches praying over snickers is so not true

    they pray over m&ms

    get yer facts straight!

  • While I understand what the woman was trying to get across, the praying over candy isn't likely

    A better warning would be that partaking in any facet of halloween for a spiritually aware and active person, can open the door for evil to manifest itself.

    But most if you not (most people), it's a great chance nothing will happen to you. . . no guarantees though.

  • I OBVIOUSLY pray over MY snickers, and the one I get at school for doing 10 pull ups in JROTC. Candy is TOTALLY cursed. Haha, cursed my foot. :P

  • The curse is you enjoy it and christans think its bad for u to have joy in your life

  • I saw an eeerie message in my candy. It said, "Oooooooooooo!" Wait a minute, nevermind. That was Cheerios. ;)

  • all wiccans are witches but not all witches are wiccans

    wiccans are actually peaceful ppl

  • A Christians follows Jesus and His teachings. A Christian is called a Christian NOT a Chatholic, Mormon, Jehovah Witness, etc. A Christian believes the Bible to be the infallible Word of God. A Christian does not place their trust in a manmade doctirne, like the ones mentioned. And Halloween is a demonic holiday. Why would any follower of Jesus want to participant in a practice that glorifies Satan and demons. It's not American........it's ungodly.

  • @EternallyHisDaughter who r u? btw im catholic not chatholic! let the little kids have their candy

  • What aren't Christians against?

  • @foof811 i'm christian (roman catholic not evangelical) and i find this funny some ppl take this a bit to seriously

  • The Atheist in me loves the logic.

    But the stoner in me loves the candy pics.

    I am torn.

  • OMG CANDY POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!

    nutty religious people are hilarious. :D

  • but halloween is a christian holiday...

  • @0Backtrack it is a chistian holiday but it is evil and not much know the real truth about halloween but go to this video Halloween a great lie to children (type it in at utube cuase i tryed to lick it but it wouldnt work Plus the video is ture)

  • @rachelandmarie1 So Christians are evil?

    I'm telling everyone I know. x'DD

  • @0Backtrack how do you know? Im a chistian and i swear one day your going to get a wild beating

  • @rachelandmarie1 I was kidding, calm your tits. "it is a chistian holiday but it is evil" was a hilarious thing for a Christian to say.

  • @rachelandmarie1 uhhh......wuuuhat?

  • @0Backtrack actually it was originally a pagen holiday

  • @kaitegurlxo The halloween we celebrate today is a christian version of it

  • @0Backtrack Halloween is a pagan holiday also known as samhain never was it a christian holiday.

  • @brokendollproduction NEVER was it.

    "the Christian feast of All Hallows' Eve, according to some scholars, incorporates traditions from pagan harvest festivals and festivals honouring the dead, particularly the Celtic Samhain"

    Orly.

  • @0Backtrack whoa lets backtrack this Hallow's eve is right before halloween so shut the heck up

  • @devilownsmenot500 ...Soooo... What's this argument in relation to? O_o

  • @0Backtrack oh i'm so sorry i meant someone else 

  • @0Backtrack not all people some pagens do still celebrate halloween originally samahian

  • @kaitegurlxo It wasn't ORIGINALLY Samhain, though it incorporates the idea.

    Since it wasn't originally anything but itself, yes, some people do celebrate it differently. Never said they didn't (although I never said they did, so I'll give you some credit there).

  • I lol'd

    Siwwy cwazy lady.

  • Isn't it great how these type of christians lie compulsively?

  • Its time for the Jews and the Atheists to unite and drive off the opressive christians !

    And then we all rebelled

  • @rosen00000 i hope ur not talking about all Christians ur just talking about crazy Evangelical christian cause us Catholics got nothing against Halloween

  • which demons exactly

    demons of lust?

    demons of greed?

    demons of paedophilia?

    demons of candy bar consumption [ definitly those present perhaps]

    or perhaps they are demons of making people have delusionary belief in 'god'

  • @whitesquirrel7 u can't believe in the demon and God

  • @devilownsmenot500

    ??

    given that the mainstraem concept of 'demons' is a mental construction of the modern abrahamic religions the reality clearly denies your words

    if christains did not beleive in demons then the concept of hell has no meaning

    so as the myth stands you have to beleive in both or neither

    or by 'believe' did you mean 'worship'?

  • so what are the xians sugesting should be banned

    candy?

    children?

    wiccans from grocery stores?

  • so what this frother is basically saying is that wiccans devote their time to lurking in the aisle of supermarkets holding ritual prayers circles in the confectionary aisle

    7/11

    most probably have better things to do with their time

    surely if witches were as evil and demonic as the frothers claim wouldnt they just prayer on the kids directly

    like the christians do ?

  • Ummmmm. Ya know I can't even think of something for this one. :)

  • ok im christian and the lady who wrote this must have been mental because she sounds like shes nuts

  • "These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them..." Candy fetish?? Anyone???

  • they put capitalist thoughts in snickers because it's a brand, it produces bilions of dollars for allcountries around the globe, the bar contains many substances you don't know shit about,80% of them are making harm to stomach and liver,not to mention the teeth. and yeah, their thoughts can act like spells. this guy who speaks is retarded. he can't see because he actually under that "spell".

  • and because i am on the other side of the globe where idiocracy hasn't arrive yet, i laugh about you american manipulated asss wwaaahahaha :)))

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  • It is completely possible that witches do this type of activity that she describes, obviously you know nothing about the spiritual realm which you admitted, this lady being an american as you pointed out has every right to her opinion and blog about it accordingly as you so often do yourself about things you find offensive. As a matter of fact every video I have ever seen of yours has something to do with you insulting something or someone that you disagree with, what the problem?

  • This is the proof that religion will rot your brain and make you crazy! I found this out many years ago and wondered why people are continuing to follow such nonsence. Is everyone handicapped and they need a crutch in life? I know I'm not nor would ever follow such an evil thing like religion! Ooooh lets go to church and brainwash ourselves some more! FUCK THAT SHIT! Wake up and smell the coffee churchies that bullshit is ruining your lives!

  • @mrmosiris okay that is one ridiculous person and one instance. please dont make broad generalizations and use THIS as an example. But really, how is religion (I'm christian) "evil"? and how is it "ruining our lives"?

  • @TheAtomicReagan Simple...If you consider yourself Christian you are brainwashed! You are duped into beliving that there is an invisible man in the sky and you need to give him your hard earned money! This is evil and it could be ruining your life unless you are rich!

  • @mrmosiris ok I think you are confusing Christianity with scientology. You do not need to pay your way through the church. You dont need to give God your hard earned money. Secondly, God is not an "invisible man in the sky"

  • @433barrett actually no. America was NOT founded by Christians, the founding Farther's where Deists at best.

    Ever heard of the Jefferson Bible?

    It's just like the classic version... Except with all the bullshit ripped out and the good morals left in.

    As you can imagine that makes it a Significantly thiner document.

    (smug smile)

    If you don't believe me just do some research.

  • @TheShadowyPahria the founding fathers were not diests per se but monists at best :) ; as for that significatley "thinner" document, ill look into that "Jefferson Bible" however much i may hold back laughter either way that "book" goes. thousands of years of recorded history of the effects of the followers of a death "god" makes me leary of anything resembling a "bible", or any of the 3 dying (oh joy)major religions (Islam-Judaism-Christianity). so youll excuse me while i grab some candy:)

  • stop hating this dude is halirouous!

  • This is what you call a "Christian" who's never read the Bible.

    I'm a Christian - I give out candy during Hallowe'en and I consume it. Heck, my birthday is the day before Hallowe'en! How can I not have "Hallowe'en candy" around my birthday that I bought from the store even to celebrate my birthday!

  • Ummm.... this is irrelavent (spelling?) but, when turn on the subtitles or whatever, instead of "now you see what I mean when i say coo coo for coco puffs" it says "facing runtime aliza cooper-breaux go bust" .

    Uhhh.... okay?

  • me being a christian I can honestly say this. Bible thumpers, there like the hitler of fun.

  • I'm a Christian and I ignore all Christian laws, except for the "evil" Halloween costumes, I do have to agree I don't like those.

  • douchebag!

  • would get more views if this douchebag would shut up

  • HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS

    THIS WAS A SCAM BY HER TO GET ATTENTION

  • Ironic at a christian booth at a fair I was given the candy.

  • Im christian and I love candy!

  • @themedicinemanftw never heard of them just the christians and free masons

  • yea, um.... get your facts straight. Its an Irish tradition to celebrate holloween, back in the day the pagens did it, its not an american tradition. And calling us christians un american? dude, Christians founded america. dummy

  • why is it that some of the craziest people in the world are christian? lmao

  • @RicerEater1978 because they arent christian, they think they are

  • I had to watch the whole fucking clip to say this:

    UR STEREOTYPING... don't say some christians when its just 1.

    Misleading title u dicks.

    no one would know this shit without u... u media shites

  • @goofydog07 LOL You're pretty mad, now let me get you even more mad. Christianity is a pot of shit nothing about it is real, So if people believe in religion and can't think for themselves they will believe in this too.

    Not all but i bet some idiots do.

  • @PflGlace i'm atheist u cunt. but i have a right to defend religions because im unbiased unlike u.

  • @goofydog07 1)Maybe you need to reread what i said  2) I'm Agnostic so that makes me biased? Reality check, Don't judge someone you don't know because in the end you'll end up sounding like a dumb ass you really are.

    Thanks bye.<3

  • @PflGlace ur too retarded to argue

  • @goofydog07 and you're too dumb to learn :)

  • @goofydog07 yea they just want to set a illusion tht christans are crazy

  • I had to watch the whole fucking clip to say this:

    UR STEREOTYPING... don't say some christians when its just 1.

    Misleading title u dicks.

  • I feel sorry for her children, if she has them. I bet that bitch eats all the candy herself

  • @SlumberCloud nope her kids probably gets used to it and its her life her kids she get to do what she want i bet your a fat bitch so i wouldnt be talking

  • i guess im going to hell im a candy addict:)

  • .... 

  • its ok. the tradition of decorating christmas trees and giving presents came from witches too.. so if u have a christmas tree you're a witch. we should call cbn and ask if we can decorate their trees.

  • christians are a buncha fascist, they want to force us to be like em by making anything un christian illegal, i swear to god, if this world is taken by christians by force, i will kill every single one of em

  • @gamer7916 Dude, not all christians are complete jackasses. Sure, some of them are, but some of them also happen to be normal people. You do know that, right? If you didn't you're gonna cause thousands of people to die. From laughter.

  • christians are so fake, i hate them holy holy holy muthafuccas..anyways the bible is full of shit. they dont know if jesus is god, son of god. mary pose' to be the mother of god.....that sounds bannanas. MOTHER. OF. GOD...bullshit

  • @stfameent So I'm fake because you can't except my religion? Thats rediculous

  • @stfameent and may I ask what religion YOU are?

  • SATAN

  • stupid crizztenz

    

  • What the fuck?

  • LMFAO......this was started to scare off evil-i should know, im wiccan

  • @RubberDuckiesUnite21 say, did u ever succeeded in blasting fireballs outta your hand like in lord of the rings? if yes, whats the spell?

  • @gamer7916 noooo, no, I think your confusing this with hadouken. lol

  • I hate these kinds of christians. Not the old, awesome kind. The young, FUCK YOUR RELIGION!!! Kind... I have tons of them at my school and they try to convert my religion (I'm Jewish) They are annoying.

  • @killweb2 ALL RELIGIONS ARE A FRAUD!

  • @74RECAS not he mormans they have a play jk :)

  • @74RECAS im Roman Catholic but i dont like the scandals and all these shit but not all religion are frauds just some ppl are crazies or abuse their right to religion

  • @74RECAS then you should join my religion of not believing in other religion

  • @killweb2

    look up the westboro baptist church. it's like 70 people and they believe everyone else in the world is wrong and is going to go to hell. they even protest at soldiers' funerals and shit.

  • @dietcoketm1 I looked that up, those people are crazy

  • @killweb2 omg i know how you feel, i get so much crap for being Muslim

  • @Madpolis7

    and thats just from what the quran orders you to mindlessly do : )

  • @whitesquirrel7 doesnt the bible mindlessly orders you too hate gays? and women? and anyone who isnt white?

  • @Madpolis7

    that is what the 'god hates fags' brigade claim anyway

    a small amount of research shows that the bible is not anti gay -its all slipshod translation

    but why break tradition

    some clearly want their bible to be homophobic gynophobic, xenophobic and melinophobic [and paedophobic too in many parts]

  • @whitesquirrel7 right, but it seems you are still intolerant of muslims still, so dont pride yourself for believing in equality 

  • @Madpolis7

    For the record I am totally tolerant of muslims and even christians

    it is Islam and christianity and creationism I am intolerant of.

    you cant blame the muslims and christians for being unable to see past the delusion of belief in 'god'

    they often dont know any better and in many cases have only read one book in their lives , and often not even that one

  • @Madpolis7

    and i am intolerant of islam and xiantity for teh same reason i am intolerant of facism

    they all promote the worst in humanity

    homophobia , misogyny, 'master race ' mentality, demonisation of out groups

    [ 'infidels' / 'Jews' / 'faggots' / the other religion[s] ad infinitum]

    the list of negativity connected with these religions of hate is endless

    but the people themselves i have no problem with

  • Christians intent on converting Pagans could not stop them from celebrating their New Year, so they turned the New Year celebration into Halloween to prevent an uprising in the villages.

    And there you have it.

  • So did the witches simply get jobs as workers at the candy factory?

    Because I suddenly have a mental image of a group of witches huddled around a conveyor belt, and, like a "I Love Lucy" sketch, frantically trying to hex a million candy bars as they speed past them at 50 mph.

    (I'm just trying to figure out at what point does commercial candy get "prayed over" between being made by automated machines, packed into cardboard boxes, & loaded onto trucks.)

  • That woman is screwed up in the head!

  • Yes that's totally true the entire book of proverbs is dedicated to telling you about the deman candy

  • O MAH GOD, My snickers is possessed!! It's had the pure essence of Beelzebub channeled into it my pagans! An they're very kinky! They're turning my M&Ms into S&Ms!

    Omg, as stupid as this lady was, at least I got a laugh out o her antics. :)

  • oh god that lady needs to think about the positives of life,the sun is fire and its in the sky by clouds close to heaven okay positive positive

  • This explains why I feel like Hell after eating all that candy.

  • Candy corn really IS evil. Fuck that nasty shit.

  • who else was laughing through this whole thing?

  • Mike and Ike's are the Debil!! The Debil you hear me!!

  • halloween was originally to scare and confuse evil spirits who supposedly came out at night and tried to enter houses, they apparently attacked people and they dressed up to look like these spirits so they would not be harmed

  • haha forget that, im christian and i want candy

  • @spikedemon57 Fuck religion.

  • this reminds me of that King Of The Hill halloween speical

  • halloween origenaly started in the puritan villages when the villages would bake food all day and bring it around to share with their friends then they would have a feast to selabrate the last harvest till spring it was slowly twisted and became evil in the cristians eyes and because king James was a sower puss

  • This is like the stupid church my parents make me go to. They say that halloween is of the 'devil' and 'evil.'

  • Another fail for religion.

  • As a Catholic, I have no affiliation with these bible thumpers :/

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  • So wait, even if this borderline retarded theory that witches worshipped candy was true, who's to say they are wrong? Christianity is against candy witches? Well hold on now, that's very unfair. Who's to say your made up religion is any better than their made up religion? At least the "candy witches" believe in something to where there is legitimate evidence of, CANDY! LOL : ) It seems like all the stupid people come from Christianity or Islam, which sucks b/c they're not that bad of religions.

  • @ForceRecon198 Christianity and Islam are terrible religions, are you serious?

  • @bojoben They are terrible religions because they are extremely large religions and have a lot of bad people come from them. Religion is still dumb but it still isn't terrible and evil and all that jazz.

  • No matter who you are being a christian makes you stupider to a certain extent then if you were an atheist or an agnostic....believe me....

  • I'm a Christian and I always go trick-or-treating with my little brother -.- Demons? Fetishs? Prayed over by witches? XDXD for God's sake. He's a little kid and dressing up and eating candy is fun for him. I'm not about to stop letting my brother have fun with his childhood because some crazy old bat said witches put a curse on the chocolate chips in the cookies I bought for him. -_-

  • i'm christian, and i DO trick-or-treat. geez i don't understand some people. she must have been messed up in the head XD

  • ... Shiet. =___='' I'm pagan and I sure as hell don't pray over kids candy to set demons after them... O_O I'm an auntie to boot! daang... something wrong there with that lady's head. XD

  • @ChocomoMorgeipoh I am an atheist..... is there any thing u can pray over candy to make Christians less crazy? We would all appreciate it!

  • @emaculate Hahahaha! Half my family is Catholic. Sadly, I've tried praying over their everyday FOOD and so far no luck. Currently working on a potion to put into their Snickers! Witch is on it, no worries! xD

    (jokes. o-o )

  • Fucking Christians. I hate 'em ever since they tried to force me to believe in God.

  • @ZaveWolfyWolf god is real I'm sorry you don't believe  in him

  • @Ipwnboobz and you have physical proof i'm sure?

  • I think what the woman is really trying to say is the Company that puts out those certain candies or certain candies, higher ups (owners or stock owners ect.) Some of them maybe not all, could be satanist or involved in satanism. It has been a long time rumor with different companies in the past. But that their companies and products were prayed over to sell big for the profits to be used for satanism and such. I think that might be what the woman is trying to get at just didn't say it right.

  • Rather stupid... I'm too blown away to rant.

  • Oh weh weh it's not about the devil it's about fun I'm a christian and I go trick or treating

  • Halloween is a pagan holiday and has nothing to do with Christianity. Candy is just flat an unhealthy custom. Witches have nothing to do with candy and pagans in general celebrate like they have for thousands of years.. no boogie man and no black magic. This lady is just ignorant and it’s sad. Any form of extremism is harmful and causes hurt..

  • Halloween was made by the irish because, they belived that it would keep the spirits away. Candy was just a custom, and guess it was made by a religion which was Roman Catholic, which is a type of CHRISTIANITY. I don't get this lady.

  • @Newtonballs26 Ireland is one of the few places that the pagans could live free during the time Christians where murdering them and taking over lands. Halloween or Samhain pre dates Christianity and has absolutely nothing to do with it. Cultures collide for socialism and this lady is nuts.

  • Just because some Christians do and say stupid things, dont mean they all do. Thats like me saying "Non-Christians are all murders because a non'christian murdered someone." Its not a christian vs. non christian thing, but dont be saying "they" and "Christians" when it was one lady saying stupid things.

  • @EDFILMS120 Christians are stupid and say and do stupid things.

  • Evil candy. Is she on drugs?

  • Pah! Hallowe'en is much older than your silly Christian Deamons!

  • Right wing Christians - the most un Jesus-like people around.

  • In what universe are these people living in?

  • I bet if it was Muslims against Halloween candy, they wouldn't say a word about it. Liberal douches.

  • @Batman8657 You can "bet" all you want, but you'll never know.

    And actually, plenty of times Islam is critisised. Christianity is the most vocal religious banner in the USA, so clearly they'd get more coverage. Perhaps you should be wondering why Christian right wingers keep putting their foot in it, instead of trying your dubious reaction here. And "liberal" douches? Perhaps you should look up what the word "liberal" means. Your insult is an oxymoron from anyone but a non-humanist.

  • imma Christian and that makes me think that she's gotta get her head checked out... wtf is she smokin... or maybe she's trying to tell everyone that all candy is evil and we're all going to hell for enjoying the sweet caramel goodness

  • shes probably pure mentally challanged christian like so over killing it that they cant even watch tv because its evil or somthing.

  • ...halloween is (as far as i know) from a pagan religion. but the point is, to scare away evil spirits, not invite them in...

  • @gatskillz i read somewhere that this type of thing started in i think england where the poor would go door to door asking for food and money and in return for being given food and money they would pray for that person

  • @gatskillz Pretty much every Christian holiday is derived from some Pagan tradition. Christmas and Easter namely. The Church just "christianized" them to make them seem more powerful I feel. "Oh yeah, we're so big we have our own holidays." December 25th isn't really Jesus' birthday. I'm just saying. Halloween I don't think was ever Christianized except in the eyes of the ignorant. It's stayed relatively true to its roots (thankfully).

  • @ForceRecon198 true that.

    to the reason, why the 'new' holidays, fall on the old ones, i think they also did that, to better erase the old ones from memory. maybe so no holidays would be missed, perhaps because astronomically or something, those dates might have some significance too.

    a lot of churches are built, in places of power, where older religions had their altars (don't know all the right words, my first language is german ;) (hope this last part wasnt too incoherent for nonstoners)

  • @gatskillz I know that Christmas was originally a celebration of the winter solstice and that Easter was a celebration of the spring equinox. Spring was all about, like, birth and stuff hence the eggs and the easter bunny had some significance but I'm totally blanking on what that was. Pagan Christmas had the origin of the tree, the yule log, and I'm thinking the gifts as well, but I may be wrong on that. Haha It's all good, German and English are very different languages but I get what you say.

  • @gatskillz

    brings images of choc factories hiring witches for samhain so they can cast spells over the production line