The Making of Jesus on Toast (warning - a very boring video)

[INMATE5454]

Robot porn!

[BertTheBest123]

wow, that's boring.. 8 mins of a lazer&some bread...:/

[2degucitas]

The Shroud of Toast!

[dtasteucanc]

well........

i was warned

[Hypocrisy31]

I wont the same xD

[midij]

wow!! you can actually make tons of money selling this BS to religious retards!!!

[xUdieToox]

this wouldn't boring to someone from the 5th century!

[WULFY1993]

i think its halarious that people are retarded with there religions that if jebis apears in a toast a fucking toast of all things they thinks its holy and should be worshiped :P

Well what if a fat person has a bed sore on his hair ass shaped like jebus would they worship it too? Probably

all hail the holy ass !

[INMATE5454]

its not boring if you skip to the end....

[KrissyDoss]

i waited that long. the least you could have done was make a joke like saying Jesus crust, or thou whom eat the Jesus Crust, must drink Jesus Juice along with it!!

[VVi8]

good idea for a hand tattoo! ;D

[vikenemesh]

cool!

but wouldn't it be faster to controll the direction of the laser over a mirror, on this small surface this would be no problem

[Nightcrawlerinsweden]

did you program the machine to do something special or something?:P

[distortedmotion]

No, you just send a picture in pdf format and it does the rest for you.

[Face2nutts]

Next time....do a brand...its faster...LOL.

[Nazrat84]

Sounds like a Robt Jacking off XD

[parkourulez]

@Nazrat84 lol

[gunit263]

i wouldnt eat that

[bushputz]

Jesus crust!

If you sit on Jesus toast, your hemorrhoids go away...

[MelloVEL0]

Now do the profit Mohammed to equally offend those who get offended by these sorts of things! Who came up with the idea? Not very productive on a Friday afternoon are you :)

[LogInAnders]

Thanks, Ioved every second of it! :D

[plimbuff]

It's a miracle!

[666crippled666]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ilsty]

ONGZ. The laser must be controlled by Jesus.

...Now I was to take a bite out of Jesus Toast =(

[distortedmotion]

If you eat it you might get special powers! lol

[furbearingbrick]

Ya know what they say...all toasters toast Jesus.

[chocotofu3]

Who ate the Jesus toast?

[distortedmotion]

I had to throw it out because mould was growing on it like a beard! lol

It smelt kinda odd to after being lasered.

[chocotofu3]

What a shame... That mold was probably Divine. And that smell? Why, that was the scent of God.

[snozorama]

i got so bored watching this i hasd to start playing minesweeper:D lol

but just a question, is that machine specially made for printing things on toast?

[distortedmotion]

No, you can cut out pretty much any material or engrave pictures on to anything. We use it at work to kiss-cut stickers mostly and make car vinyls.

[Rex1the1Cat]

i agree with wencong1356 i smell toast

[KillSwitch2170]

is that a printer?

[distortedmotion]

It actually burns the image using a laser, but does it really fast.

The image is applied to the surface using a printer format hence the left to right motion.

[wencong1356]

wow i really smell toast bread while watching this video O.O

[Tony721]

Thanks for sharing.

I do have a question however. Was business that slow, or were you guys just that bored?

[distortedmotion]

We always have a mess around on a Friday afternoon LOL ;)

[hboy007]

freak :)