In the original version, the wolf ATE the 2 little pigs; it wouldn't make sense that they could run faster than him.
The stories get Disnified for kiddies, thinking they're doing them a favor by sheltering them from the realities of life.
It's like when my dog killed a squirrel outside a school, and the kids saw it; the teacher complained, and I just said "it's the best lesson they'll ever learn here."
Larry shouldn't have given the bitch his jacket. Geez, he didn't propose to the bitch, the other schmuck did.
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
The real 3 little pigs didn't go to the brick house pig; they got eaten by the wolf.
It wouldn't be much of a lesson if 2 out of 3 pigs can just leech off the third.
Today, it's more like "so the 2 little pigs voted to make the third little pig let them in and give his fair share."
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
I may not get in as many varied situations as Larry, but I definitely think and operate on the same level.
theonlyred4 4 months ago
The pig only helped the others so he could gloat.
WalterLiddy 5 months ago
@WalterLiddy
In the original version, the wolf ATE the 2 little pigs; it wouldn't make sense that they could run faster than him.
The stories get Disnified for kiddies, thinking they're doing them a favor by sheltering them from the realities of life.
It's like when my dog killed a squirrel outside a school, and the kids saw it; the teacher complained, and I just said "it's the best lesson they'll ever learn here."
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
Lolol Larry is the man simple.
shemsdawg1 8 months ago 7
@shemsdawg1
Yeah, the man on the bottom while Cheryl wears the strap-on
LOL
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
Cheryl never talks sense. She should back up Larry more, get on the winning team.
Fugsy07 8 months ago 11
@Fugsy07
Lemme guess-- you've never been married?
SovereignStatesman 2 weeks ago
cheryl is still fine though.
offbadoffbad 1 year ago
Larry's logic > Cheryl.
Coola34234 1 year ago 3