Punchline Piracy

[shuriken05]

Vengeance medley all the way.

[LxparadigmxR]

He is almost avant-gardiste... early 2008 !!! i ADmire your work . A lot .

[JustSomeGuy741]

This reveals exactly, the true nature of the worlds strife!

Thank you all who made this experience, it was WORTH ITS WAIT IN GO LED AS IN PROJECT BLUE BEAM

[HockeyDiane]

I still reference this video when someone steals a joke. Or I steal theirs. :)

[randomNEBI]

woah woah woah.... Noam chomski wrote a book titled become a funnier you????

[randomperson10082]

vengence medley = win

[2Aback2]

is this the dancing iron man girl?

[masterEddietor]

Vengeance Medley hahahahahaha that's the one I use all the time!!!

[MariaOfRagnarok]

Wahahaha! Vengeance Medley FTW! You are funny. I've subscribed.

[ssnowden07]

Vengeance Medley. Perfect

[rugbyflankerted7]

Even though you are a little bit of an ass, you are clever, so you can be.

[zimmawoman]

ahahahhahah

[clokverkorange]

Is the pony give-away over?

[bryandPR]

YES!

[ya64]

true!

[pedroclark]

You're Jack Black?

[MaximA014]

learned alot! XD

[colestodd1]

aggressive aggression i must remember that one

[saltruj]

the jokes he tells his personal friends are as corny as the ones in his videos.

[TdotSoul]

STOP PUNCHLINE PIRACY before we bankrupt the jokemaking industry :(

[AveryHayes]

Hahahahahahahaha

aaaah. That was awesome.

[CobaltPhoenix]

Vengeance medley... awesome.

[angelpeaches3000]

He is so cute!

[wgccpht]

Vengeance medley FTW. That's what I'll be bringing to the family Christmas dinner this year....

[WamyWofieBear]

yes, punchline pirates are evil beings. I'll have to try those techniques out.

[applesrfun]

very niceee

[Bleachman555]

VENGEANCE MEDLEY!!!

[onethousandsteps]

fantastic video.

[rossbloodbathlancon]

nice

[kwazi6]

A woman PL pirate will divorce u 4 ur bf and take ur money. Beware.

[bkayser]

Jack Black? Yeah you get that a lot don't you? Good stuff.

[lukessummer]

My favourite line was:

"I do not even bother watching comedy clips on Youtube any more, I just head directly to the comments section and, low and behold, all the best lines have been written down for me!..."

[ListlessListener]

"Vengeance Medley" is by far one of the best (if not THE best) phrases ever.

[driftoner]

hahahahahahaha monkies

[dlneudecker]

YES YES YES!! Thank you so much, I'm going to show my wife this video she's the Blackbeard of punchline piracy.

[FlamingChicken321]

vengence medley lol

[Xarnos1]

Agressive Agression

[robotcrab]

Brilliant ! Keep going

[imlikeuber1337]

at first glance this guy seemed to be a douche but after watching these videos hes pretty funny.

perfect example that you shouldnt judge.

[fiatluxiam]

I second the notion.

[walmartfucker]

He does have a few douchey moments, but everyone does.

[driftoner]

i want your name ..........i love it :)

[deathtrooper30]

That ending was EPIC!! LMAO

[phillipm1]

hahahaha... Me like video!

[Aeonan]

So subscribed.

[OHFUFI]

same here

[haleycloud3]

aaaaaaand... subscribed.

[Conradical314]

heh. I'm enjoying these videos.

subscribed.

[satouame]

Haha. VENGEANCE MEDLEY!

[Umprella]

Aggressive aggression!

[syedsolidsnake]

hhahaahaa robin williams ahhhh

[SDonwerth]

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

[RemusandSirius4ever]

VENGEANCE MEDLY HELLS YEAH!

[artvandelay13]

2 videos = fastest subscription ever!

[Denamic]

Subbed for great justice!

[bandchk23]

This happens to me....I take the aggressive aggression point.

(just kidding <3)

[LibLord]

vengeance medley.. lmao, i love your humour!

[PsychoFlunky]

VENGEANCE MEDLEY, FUCK YEAH

[CoreyJKelly]

I actually laughed out loud at the "vengeance medley".. amazing

[Irtidad]

hahaha Chomsky's "Become a Funnier You."

[jordanhizolmes]

LOL agressive agression

[q4noobage]

damn I hate P.P. great movie though

[machete97]

funny shit

[bandchk23]

You are amazing! This was so true I wanted to punch someone

[BlackBannerFilms]

Keep up the good work! :)

[deinem]

hahah, that was very clever. I do have to say though, not a very good borat impression; "Very Niiice." (But I'm pretty sure that's a good thing.)

[hybridhitman24]

I hate you and your videos i hope you die in a ditch

[kirby1]

I love you and your rage and I hope you never die so endless generations can enjoy your comments.

[DiAnno13]

I hate punchline piracy. Unfortunately, if the punchline is public domain, there's technically no infringement. Not that that justifies the piracy!

[avaelyn]

Aggressive aggression. My favorite part!! So funny.

[GNoodle]

That was hilarious.

[noodleguru]

Haha. Vengeance Medley. That's gold.

[WIYOi]

omg this guy is absolutely amazing. love it. im subscribing

[Nathanielstacey]

your a comedic god

[aaronspayd]

01:17 hahahaahahahahaha!

[MzParkerSez]

This is why I carry a 9 iron with me at all times. But Kirby - how do you handle chatroom punchline piracy??

[SupahJesse]

LMAOO.

That was amazing.

[andywank]

LOL vengeance medley

[micr0chip1]

Fucking Naim, I want a FontBook! Anyway this video just solidified a 5 star rate and a subscribe click.

[theveinticuatro]

verrrry niiicce

[ZefurMusic]

Haha your a pretty funny guy! The agressive agression was funny as hell and the next technique just topped it off! great sense of humor buddy! i'm gonna subscribe!

[del72]

'whats left?', couldnt hold back rofl'ing

[finchiphile]

I have a friend who steals my jokes and later tells them to other people, in my presence, claiming them as his own. I think I need to try aggressive aggression

[randomvideosofme]

very interesting and full funny :D

[matoro1989]

aggressive aggression, I need to add that to my vocabulary

[screamerican54]

my wife use to do that. i put a stop to it. she now wears a eye patch... hee hee. just a joke.

[tyzxej]

booooooo!

[Anger1992]

Absolutly right.

everyone, help to stop punchline piracy

[Kzanderall]

Hey man... not to be obnoxious or anything... but when is the next Goodie Bag coming out? I can't wait to get my fix!!

[kirby1]

Thanks man! Sorry, swamped right so it'll be out in early April.

Best!

Kirby

[customcartoons]

My new favorite term!

VENGEANCE MEDLEY

Can't wait to go try it out!

[billygerdts]

aggressive aggression XD

[JimmyShmizmarPants]

LMFAOOO What a bitch!

[marcthenarc]

I think this string of videos from Goodie Bag is way better than the early ones. It's fast and punchy, doesn't tend to lag like the "fisting" song or the "dildo" song (I mean, after a while, we get it). Keep it up.

[kirby1]

Thanks Marc, I agree, actually.

[Gricou]

I totally understand what your getting at, Kirby.

[Pspredatorx]

That was a great video.

[ashleytamara1983]

umm, did i just see a monkey peeing in its own mouth??!!?? eww, lmao

[thoMASSIVE87]

not enough boobs jokes...

[peepspers]

"vengence medley" is one of the best phrases i've heard in a long time. good video :)

[Scienterific]

Punchlines are like science!

[LyricaMoonShox]

lmao

nice monkeh

[jordps22]

i hope this wasent suppose to be funny, cuz i didnt laugh

[Mimi11211]

what was with the monkey it was slightly weird ....

[mulberrymagic]

aaahhh this was great

[aakksshhaayy]

the only thing even close to funny was the monkey lol

[8Xzim8X]

FUNNY!

[kevinzimmer69]

nice

[dakotazoe]

man! i want that book lol i'm hell-arious get it? omgz i love irony it's so phunny

[mads0756]

HA that was AWESOME.

[InnerObserver]

Vengence Medley...HAHAHAHAHAHA...I love it...Windom Earle did you music, does that mean your in Hali too? or just a fan?

[kirby1]

Stephan and I are both natives of little ol' Charlottetown, PEI.

[HotCuppaJoe]

Cool, I lived there for a while in '97. I'm in Hali now but hail from Sackville, NB. You gotta great channel, hope to be even half as funny when I get some vids up!

[kirby1]

Thanks man!

[HotCuppaJoe]

Forgot what I.D. I was using, now you know my horrible secret (a.k.a) InnerObserver

[InnerObserver]

Noam Chomsky's "Become a funnier You." Hilarious...you might also want to check out Ayn Rand's "All The world loves a clown."

[ribbitribbitfrog]

I want the pony! I promise that I will not partake of Punchline Piracy.

[Pithofheat14]

nice nice

[chizzay]

i dont get it...whats ur point..

[Lexus4U]

Funny, like your tube.

[FORZAinter]

HAHA, haven't laughed on youtube for a while, LIQOUR, HAHAHAAAAA

[DeidraTrueLove]

vengence medly lmao

[fofob]

that bitch stole ur line!

[crnogora]

Lol @ monkey peeing in its mouth

[mrclean3030]

Awesome ... one of the best I have seen on YouTube to date. Great Job!

[gidtok]

this is pretty awesome man

[NuL4]

muahahahahahahaha

liked the last choice... i know some people who deserve some vengence medley!!! >.>

[dangerdevo]

genius. the music is so tight too.

[Shiyoku]

XDD Vengence Medley <3

[JoSoyPaolo]

this is hilarious.

btw, what program do you use to edit your videos?

[kirby1]

Hey JoSoy. I use Final Cut Pro, but I'm a firm believer that you can do good work in any video editor.

[preyy]

you are funny

but i bet you are a jerk

[kirby1]

Actually, I'm surprisingly pleasant.

[asdfxyz1]

you must be a pirate then. even your name hints it.

[misheruhime]

Lmfao.

[adrianjemond]

wow that is really funny like it 5 stars

[Durgles]

Wow. I loved it. Subscribed! :D

[levlobotomy]

borderliners do that very frequently, its annoying

[lovesdarthmaul]

:D omig its true! and now we have a name for it!! pirate our "thunder" no more foul pirates!!!!

[BizCasFri]

This is not funny.

NOT.

[nillenulle]

haha,

lol, 1.20 lol.

[mrockz2]

punchline piracy isn't the stealing of the joke itself, but more of the stealing of thunder that the person has been building by telling the punchline at the same time they were going to tell it!

[BearShaver]

you're obviously missing what the whole punchline piracy actually /is/ -_-

[choochookaboomrawr]

one of my friends does that to me all the time

[charlesexor]

hahaha!

[kimgayle1234]

not bad at all

[V1RU5ex3]

I feel his rage. lol

[rakesh222510]

its good

[chicken9876]

hahahahahhaha nice vid

[barbedwirebat111]

you win 3 internets. subscribed <3

[HearthNomad]

thanks for my belly laugh of the day. Good editing and timing!!!

[AmyWolinski]

Awesome!

[37712]

1/5

[iamthedeus]

ahahaha Vengeance Medley

[batterymesa]

Damn that was actually decent.

[1957Rotu]

Just having a bit of fun at kirby's expense, epicworld. Since when was it a criminal offence to have a sense of humour ? But then, maybe, you thought I was being desperately serious. In which case, there is nothing I can do for you.

[PhatFaceKilla]

LOL

[iurak6868]

OOOMMMMMGGGGG that made me LOOL

[pointers101]

LOL!

[BRIANTOWN33]

Noam Chomsky????? Not funny, Doug Stanhope, Jim Norton, Dave Chappell that's funny, this is not.

[1957Rotu]

Me, me, me. He's so into himself he'd lick his own ass if he could get close enough to it !

[epicworld]

shut up its a video on youtube for fuck sakes and im sure the girl was just fine with it go shave that forest under ur arm or go protest something being to vulgar on tv

[1957Rotu]

Sorry, I've counted it incorrectly. Should be nineteen times he uses the words 'I' and 'my'. What a self-centred twat he is.

[1957Rotu]

He uses the words 'I' and 'my' eighteen times in less than two and half minutes. Typical male. Full of his own bloated self importance. The woman is relegated into nothingness. She gets barely a mention at the end of the credits. But she's a lot more talented than the huge windbag who made this video.

[jarno91]

silly feminist...get back in the kitchen where you belong.

[Treifla]

..... she was barely in the movie, served the purpose of underline an example and probably didn't have anything to do with writing it

equality is good, feminism to the point of women getting overly sensative or feeling they are better then men is nothing better then me telling you to "go back to the kitchen an' get me a samich, bitch!"

[Kuba022]

No no no, this has nothing to do with a piracy! The girl in this video is a "punch line ninja".

[snarfeck]

fuck you.

[Eliezar18]

lol...don't insult tah ninjas. She's a ninja pirate!! *with 'pirate' being underlined* lol

[jealouskind]

completely brilliant ending. way cool man.

[joedawg9]

I don't get it...

[grayyy]

lol vengeance medley was genius.

[blackdragon1299]

LOL. I love Aggressive Aggression!

[CoJaFlow]

Aggressive Aggression is my favorite part, well, next to the shock factor that the peeing monkey delivers.

[NeverHighStoner]

"Vengeance medley" = f'ing brilliant!

[darkyannouche]

lol I have the same problem with my mother during family party.

[1957Rotu]

Even though he needs his woman companion to make the video work, he is guilty of piracy himself when he states in the closing credits "almost everything by kirby". The reality being that this video would be a boring waste of time without the participation and good acting of his female companion.

[rifleman07]

Priceless insight.

[jtw7022]

lol, i like it.

[AbeFilms]

Nice, funny.

Check out "Reverse Reading" it's wild.

[kfetter16]

hahaha awesome!!!!