need a teleporter right here

[somethingguy912]

damn you willy wonka and your stupid inventions!

[TheSaocao]

And that is how Black ops Nazi Zombies were made

[studdman9]

molecular reconstruction failure <----------------- i used big words :D

[GrounderTheRobot]

Pitch: 50

Yaw: 20

[DARKNESSfromROBLOX]

if this is going to happen to me in team fortress im takeing scout to the next control point >_>

[ZybezRobertELee]

Sniper: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU-

[jes9044]

"beam me up snotty!" *teles!* "my god what happen to his head!?" :3 spaceballs ftw

[bunneh2]

@jes9044 Heck yes :D

[MintBIRDIE69]

bobbled head tits shake

[darkshadow9581]

@MintBIRDIE69 lolwut?

[MaronaPossessed]

darn teleporter side effects...

[MaronaPossessed]

darn teleporter side effects...

[Yairer123]

0:02 wtf head look

[ThunderGunGaming]

his spine turned into some elastic substance from the radiation from the teleporter

[F4ToContinue]

damnit made me laugh :D

[vSxScopeZz]

DERP!

[theninjamandude]

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE: Loss of bones, elastic muscle tissue, lack of sense, disregard to the laws of physics, and diharea.

[TheDB1337]

XD

[drewsking12345678]

damnit damnit damnit

[Floodbane]

thats the problem with this brand

[ninjakittyboom]

YELLO KAR!!!!

[yofune99]

i minor side effect to using a Engie-porter is

Loss of spine

Loss of neck

Loss of sanity

Loss of pie

Loss of every other bone in your body

[ThunderGunGaming]

dammit my spine didn`t teleport with me

[DerTereyses]

We Engineers can fix everything!

[Commando61]

Damnit!

[UnedibleApples]

YAW YAW YAW YAW YAW YAW YAW

[MrGmodlol61]

It appears the teleportation engine has a fault resulting in unstable atoms, causing massive brain damage, though doesn't effect the physical shape.

[champ4life30]

hmmmmm....oh i see the problem this teleporter is running on Windows Vista :D

haha anyone any one? ah why do i even try?

[ZnaylPyro]

@champ4life30 win

[headcrabzombieguy]

MY COMPUTER IS SERIOSLY SPAZZING OUT NOW ALL I CAN SEE IS THIS VIDEO NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO

[Commando61]

@headcrabzombieguy Is that a bad thing?

[Pyrotechnican]

my computer froze

[mariothief]

the first time we dont need a teleporter

[Vetgo21]

ah well, it's work in progress :P

[Jackpot807]

...What cat?

[blobkhid]

thus slinder neck was born

[MasqueradeMan2]

The Engineer's first attempts at a teleportation device.

[Shadowking640]

Quantum Tunneling can have severe reprecussions

[kippies66]

you spin me right round...

[Jake21788]

side efects of teleporter sezure and strechy parts

[ElPINGAS9000]

Using Noclip while in a teleporter is bad, kiddeez...

[Bluestarz5555]

Darn

[MrLukke15]

The prototype. Well, someone HAD to try it...

[ArchTV]

I guess Engie's teleporter...

*sunglasses*

...made his head spin.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Strixlord]

@ArchTV I guess those jokes aren't funny anymore. 

[Kotsonne]

wat.

[985737]

engineer discovers that Team fortress 2 is made of rubber.

What will you do.

A. try poking it

B. GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

C. reason with it

you chose B not big surprise

[roma0o]

@985737 im porkin it

[Boviking]

It's fun to try to figure out what he's trying to do

[MonoxideChild1219]

Dammit.

[Some1insane]

lolngineer

[UltimateHitman47]

You might need to work on that, Engie.

[Trinholdt]

oh god what