I got the same bug by taking a magazine from a table and throwing it in the water. It ended up doing exactly the same thing as the plank here, only it jumped so high that it actually jumped back onto the dock!
Nice video, btw - if only I could play Crysis at that quality! I can barely manage 30 FPS on my rig (and that's with EVERYTHING on low, except for physics)...
this piece of wood ended up hopping all the way across the island. I was over the other side near the korean HQ and I saw it making its way across the ocean!
In strength mode, pick up a chicken, throw it in the air, and punch it on the way back down, while it is still in the air. It goes flying across the map lmfao. Its in the demo for sure. Honestly, if you don't believe me, try it for yourself.
OMG i see a rare hopping on water wood wood!
realflow100 1 year ago
give it a go it loves water
realflow100 1 year ago
THATS NOT HOW YOU FISH! lol. there wont be any left to eat!
SkunkFreak07 2 years ago
OMG i see a rare woodfish!
bloodknight1996 2 years ago 2
those wood are swimming....haha....
afiqhanifah 2 years ago
possesed wood lol
lupe7166 2 years ago
its doin dat becoz, there is an invisble tony hawk doing tricks on it xD
GaminGd 2 years ago 8
hahaha
roflbiscuit 2 years ago
Hippity hoppity XD
h8s2 2 years ago 3
rofl
mao
h3nr13tt3 3 years ago
OK so it doesn't like water.
Blade686 3 years ago 3
Welcome to the world of Havoc engine =)
alternate1234 3 years ago 3
What? If you're talking about Havok, the physics engine, Crysis doesn't use it.
xellestar 2 years ago
Doesn't anybody know?
The water is made of FLUBBER! :D
TilCygAb 3 years ago 6
lol
chazden 3 years ago
Lowrider WTF?^^ nice man 5*
makranan 3 years ago 2
I got stuff like that in othergames but when i open fraps it goes away.
Neseman 3 years ago
I have crazy wood.
Taone 3 years ago
:O Really?
I thought I was the only one!
panzeram 3 years ago
My wood is wicked sick compared to your wood D:<
Taone 3 years ago
Oh yeah?
My wood could nail your wood to the wall.
>: D
panzeram 3 years ago 3
Hax!
Taone 3 years ago 2
were talking about lumber right?
shecter006 3 years ago 3
LMAO, I would hope so.
: P
panzeram 3 years ago 2
My wood could screw both of your woods at the same time!
benigidachef 3 years ago
nice nice xD It's a happy/holy/demon wood? I think a magican is staying behind him and using he's mysterious and mistic magic powers!!
siajkajajka96 3 years ago
One word.
Poltergeist.
'Nuff said.
AgentNick42 3 years ago
The dancing wood.XD.lol
magikdarah 3 years ago
i'd be pissed off if someone blew up whatever i was used to make too... i'd totally see reason to flip out
GettingPissedMan 3 years ago
He wants to escape and go to his happy place. ^_^
Armydude95 3 years ago 4
ITS A DEMON OMG PURIFY IT!!! xD
incenteror 3 years ago
Hes out of Control!
19Peace69 3 years ago
It's just your computer fucking up some process
ClonedThing 3 years ago
What? Thats no a Bug? That piece of wood just likes Jump Style? :D
Scortch62 3 years ago
Its just so happy to be alive :)
Robbaz 3 years ago 4
No, its called HollyWood.
RoyalPredator 4 years ago
it's called morning wood.
tienstormirk 4 years ago 6
PRERELEASE FTW! xD
roflnator 4 years ago
this is terribly sad...I figured out you can ride them like a suft board...I shite you not...give it a go.
jusmeig 4 years ago
this reminds me the time i threw a frying pan into a house and it collapsed
earlofnim 4 years ago 6
This bug reminds me of what happened to me one time well the wood did. I threw a piece of wood at a wall and then it bounced back and killed me lol.
GameFreak415 4 years ago
GO CRYSIS BUGS !!!! xD we love you ;D
eppesuig75 4 years ago
i bet it took some steroids
D2checker 4 years ago
lol wtf this is a ghost!!!
run
poltergeistluxx 4 years ago
INVISIBLE SKATEBOARDER!!
Onsotobi 4 years ago
Just run dude, the plank wishes to dominate the world!
Zsonic2 4 years ago 5
this sucks
grizdakillr 4 years ago
PREREALEASE!
Genome66 4 years ago
It's the matrix plank.
Oh,and btw...there is no spoon.
TheGhostlord 4 years ago 2
ROFL nicely wood ^^
insatings1 4 years ago
Boing boing.. funny one! :-D
Sphynx25 4 years ago
lololol
phobiazzzero 4 years ago
lol =P
Oasics93 4 years ago
Its Aliiive!! ALIIIIIVVE!!!
dawiseoneW 4 years ago
haha
sypherpx99 4 years ago
I got the same bug by taking a magazine from a table and throwing it in the water. It ended up doing exactly the same thing as the plank here, only it jumped so high that it actually jumped back onto the dock!
Nice video, btw - if only I could play Crysis at that quality! I can barely manage 30 FPS on my rig (and that's with EVERYTHING on low, except for physics)...
VEKTORX4 4 years ago
fuckin realistic, they should make a fishing game using these physics and graphics
chingvang559 4 years ago
Lol, let's play 'fish the jumping board' and see if it bites the bait ;-)
But, yeah, the graphics would make an excellent fishing simulation game... Sandbox 2, anyone? It might actually end up as a great mod! =)
VEKTORX4 4 years ago
Or diving maybe.
supersimy 4 years ago
this piece of wood ended up hopping all the way across the island. I was over the other side near the korean HQ and I saw it making its way across the ocean!
jusmeig 4 years ago
lol thats funny
hahaha
nice vid thou
brazwen 4 years ago 2
ITS ALIVE!!!!!!
rotvika 4 years ago
It's just an invincible man how's trying to skate board :P
michielh 4 years ago
hahahaha YEAH
toleran 4 years ago
I see those kinda bugs on Resistance for PS3 with the guns. They bounce, shake, and make noise when they are laying flat on the floor.
revil5 4 years ago
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how do i get crysis?
pentaraform24 4 years ago
Buy it?
tehdaza 4 years ago 5
LULZ.
Wilypanda 4 years ago
HAHAHA
dollar0613 4 years ago
lol
POPtheoriginal 4 years ago
lol i love how the gun comes up and its just kind of like ummm, ok im going to shoot you i guess if you dont stop.+
takenintothedarkness 4 years ago 2
Cool.
ThunderduckDX 4 years ago
The piece of wood acts like a fish out of water...when it's in the water o.0
MAZZ0Murder 4 years ago 4
In strength mode, pick up a chicken, throw it in the air, and punch it on the way back down, while it is still in the air. It goes flying across the map lmfao. Its in the demo for sure. Honestly, if you don't believe me, try it for yourself.
~Acidicheartburn
Acidicheartburn 4 years ago
Not bug, the weight of the wood was set very low in the demo and the water is simple throwing it up in the air.
kirbykia 4 years ago
Well it's not a feature.
PixelEater64 4 years ago
still not logical.
korencek 4 years ago
that water is probably just really freaking hot!
SenorMcNasty28 4 years ago 2
That's no bug, it's a Mexican Jumping Beam.
nomographer 4 years ago 11
Yeah forget the nano suit!!!!
Go super plank of wood!!!!
jusmeig 4 years ago
It's not a bug, it's a feature!!!^^
xD
beren2707 4 years ago 2
hehe. it looks happy
jdean9 4 years ago 5
lol
XD
crysis is full of bugs it seems. check al the bud video's :P
meamjustme 4 years ago
yeah, i know, i've encountered several funny ones myself. too lazy to put them on youtube :\
jdean9 4 years ago