Jessy Weighs in on the Rapture

[bubbles1119able]

Guys jesus has a tractor beam. But we have people in the world that cant spell cat. Who says inequality isnt funny?

[GokyBoo]

READ THIS PLEASE: Guys don't be confused about the may 21 , and the false Prophets , remember The bible says about them , and also about the others who will claim that they are jesus. and they will Decieve people , So stop be confused THEIR JOB IS to make you think all is FALSE and that there is not GOD! but they fullfilling the Prophecys by doing that! because bible says about all these things and when all *stop believing in god* thats one is also inside that they will lose their faith!

[IFreakSlide]

boogie MAKE A jessy weighs in on 2011-2012 or 2012 rapture or the last year ever of the mankind xD

[IFreakSlide]

WAIT A MIN! U GOT A tatoo! ON YA LEFT ARM? :D

[TheDARKOMETER]

Ur inside a man cave

[Gallacher98]

In my opinion Christians and other religions that believe that they are going to a " better place " when they die are just scared of dying.

[IFreakSlide]

i can't stop watching this video xD mind if i download it and save it 2 my iphone? XD

[IFreakSlide]

haha XD loved the joke about getting drunk , having much sex, raptors and killing a hobo xD

[Menegoth]

"i liked that book. it's not as good as the dark tower series, but it's pretty good" haha that nearly killed me xD I LOVE YOU JESSY!

[Omerack]

i love this jesse video. the way boogie comes up with random stuff on the spot is awsome!

[TheMamaboy99]

Notice Masterrezsays Thank god...

[masterrez1]

all religions are stupid and fake period. They are all different versions of bed time stories parents tell there kids from romans and Egyptians to Christians Christians and jews and Muslims. And in the end jesus will be replaced by some other guy with a beard . Thank GAWD im atheist

[cezz505]

Bro I pray for u becuz u are lost! I guess ur trying to b funny, guess what ur not! Jesus, hell, Satan are all real and not to be taken lightly! May u b find beck its to late

[lachupacabra007]

@cezz505 Stop. Now.

[SpecialGrenadier]

@Dwobee87 cow sex and a crane

[DylanPlaysDrumAlot]

Dang!!!! I was watching your older vids and your newer ones... you're almost a complete different person! Dang!!!!

[cod5ki11er]

@DylanPlaysDrumAlot that's what he does. He has many characters, some where he just wants to be normal.

[gh3freak496]

keep pressing 1

[wadeisawsome12]

ok i saw that it was to be on the rapture buts was upladed a day before

[antboy151017]

HEY!!! everyone who thought it was going to end has no education!!! the Bible clearly says that nobody knows and i knew from the begining that it wasnt going to end.. and everybody who quit their jobs and went and lived for the moment ruined their lives...and the book is Matthew 24:36

[TheElijahKings]

@antboy151017 for real ppl are so fucking stupid sometimes

[Dwobee87]

what sex could u have?

[IFreakSlide]

rapture, like in bioshock? xD

[TheColorfulOnline]

@IFreakSlide no rapture has a different meaning in hebrew or greek or one of those two im not sure but the real meaning means " to be caught up"

[HxC22666]

I AM WILLIAM WALLACE! And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny... You come to fight as freemen.. and freemen you are... what will you do with that freedom!? Will you fight? Fight you may die run yull live atleast for a while.. But dying in your beds many years from now would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for ONE chance just ONE chance to come back here to tell our enemy. That they may take our lives.. BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!

[NinjaOfTheDarkz]

@HxC22666 im scottish :D

[monicaiscool]

Win



[Pestrat]

animal cruelty :p

[4phangz]

omg, i died laughing when you said you killed a hobo. LMFAO XD

[shawshankdaspartan]

gotta say boogie, this is by far your best jessy video yet

[rogantu]

oh well, just gotta wait for september when that 9,0 Japan earthquake comet comes back closer than ever.

yay Russians you make us see doomsday 10 months ahead or something.

if not we got 2012 and I'll laugh.

cya in 2013 whoever reads this!

[TheBen21921]

lol "I had as much sex as i could" how much was that? No hard feelings lol

[Mobvnm]

14 people had a brain rapture

[cabayo343]

Are u XXXXXXXLLLLL SUPER F** A**

[masterrez1]

@cabayo343 lmao troll go die under a bridge cuz i bet ur a fat ass white red neck son of a bitch

[TheRapist16]

Well jabba the hut, i bet you can lend jesus your tractor beam

[TheRapist16]

You had sex with your entire 2 hands?

[fuel2own]

LOL raptors

[Tasla1]

Awesome. Killed a hobo..... 've got to remember that one.

[MrRiposamabinladen]

What a dumb FAT GUY:D

[warlock12321212]

LMFAO raptors XDD

[Proosdagel]

"I hope nobody gets hit in the head with a satellite on their way up cuz thats, I mean, thats gonna hurt. Theres a space station up 'er!" LOL this video has so many great lines.

Your content just keeps getting better and better boogie.

[BabmerChan]

The hobo murder was a comedic step up

GOODSHIT

[Resollute]

I love how you talk. <3 southern

[wompasdub]

lol jessy jr

[rougestr]

funniernawlhell



[myWoW559]

@mh3lover really tho I mean he is suppose to be super powerful cuz he said his ilil was over 360 so I'm yet to see his character my toon I lvl didn't very high but I want to see how good he really is.

[myWoW559]

Hey boogie I know u rarely get to your comments because you have alot to do..but I have a question...what is you WoW name and what server are you on?? -Sillyone Mingers Mouse Potatoes -Dark Iron I want to see you toon..

[MH3lover]

@myWoW559 Me to dude!

[chartford]

"I don't know if that constitutes murder or animal cruelty." lol...so much win.

[mikeysparkman]

im still alive!!

[fatlegohunter]

:P murdur or animal crualty :P

[xkleachx]

The hobo part had me rolling

[alexrod830515]

13 people where disappointed in may 21st

[ODustinOwasOhereO]

when did he get a tattoo?



[PATtack10145]

he said piss and dam :X

[gowill2]

idk if thats murder or animal cruelty? i think this knocked me off my freaking chair!

[pastatart]

in my opinion this was your funniest jessy video ever!

[kamikaze8625]

AWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAWESOMEAW­ESOME UR SO HOT DAMN AWESOME!

[AznNaziZombieKiller]

Oh no where all gana die in may 21st =0 oh wait, that was yesterday \=

[pettwall]

"I'll see you fools in hell" Gotta love this man!

[TyphoonStar]

lol idk if that Constitutes murder or animal cruelty! haha

[EvilZebra333]

What can I say.... FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[TautfestProductions]

@EvilZebra333 fuck you ass hole. Whould you go up to a fat guy and say that? Think before you act. Because he is over weight doesn't mean he isn't human. Im sure there is something about you I could make fun of about and see you feelings hurt.

[EvilZebra333]

@TautfestProductions who cares? I said what I wanted. Yeah, I am not perfect, but I don't put retarded videos of me on Youtube

[MrBossman96]

@EvilZebra333 judging people before you even know them cos your cool. fucking YouTube gangsta

[jamstar444]

wow he needs to go on The Biggest Looser

[zizzlemydizzle]

@jamstar444 Wow you need to go on " So you think your smarter then a Fifth Grader", cause you cant even spell Loser dipshit

[jamstar444]

@zizzlemydizzle wow man...i said Looser because to make the o's last longer like looooser dont you gt it? seriously chill out, maybe i should of done Loooser but it don't matter....go lick a cow

[zizzlemydizzle]

@jamstar444 Na i dont feel like lickin your mom again

[snapcord]

@jamstar444 you are the biggest "looser". 

[1nsp1r4t10n4l]

LOOOL

[MultiBabyninja]

wtf hahaha you killed a hobo lol

[cactusjack67]

tihe raptor sounds so mutch cooler

[5british5]

ahh you funny guy

the media lies it was a test

weigh in on agenda 21

[ricecreampuffify]

Wrong; actually in space before you die from lack of oxygen, you would explode because there is no air pressure.

[123omgwtfowned]

Wow, I can not explain how awesome you are! One of my favorite people atm hahhahah

[Bangobongo113]

pissed off that it didnt happen :( my christan neighbor left me his fancy dancey new car if he did leave :(

[xmega45x]

I liked the video a lot! Btw the book is Mark I believe... lol may be wrong...

[furnituregui]

Great vid...u've got a talent

[IFreakSlide]

the cake was not a lie this time :D

[mystblade]

really lame

[Whodat525]

Classic as always bro!!

[endgamerlvl1]

Writing from Heaven, the Hobo wants his Sandwich back jessy! on another note roflmao

[DeadTired171]

when i was little i thought it had to do with raptors to lol

[koopaatroopa]

1:37 LOL i just lost my shit laughing

[dungar32]

still here

[JZomerlei2013]

I'm the president of the being a live club.

[thekillerwaldo]

Hhmmm im still alive

[MDGrimus]

first 20 seconds i peed my self of laughter!! about the "raptures" hahaha love you Boogie!

[firedrake523]

I get it! Jessy WEIGHS in on the Rapture!.....because he's fat!

You clever, clever man.

[zerostheheros]

I like how Jessy brought this attention to us, it isn't the fact that the Rapture was going to happen, its all these damn ho-bos!

[Dedricus102]

Well there was no ruptures or raptors, so i think we'll be ok!

[RageBar100]

@Dedricus102 Still 2012!!!

[justin91476]

hahaha your funny 

[haggardjf]

Boogs, if you don't already, you really need to consider standup. Your content is fucking hilarious.

[SoullessConviction]

Religion should be abolished.

[xxChocolateChocoboxx]

haha nice...... keep up the videos for those who are left behind hahahahah

[zumiez440]

ahha that was funny when you said you killed a hobo and you didnt know if it was murder or animal cruelty xD

[MATTHEWTHEINGRAM]

God Your Hilaroious . i love you Jesse ;DD

[BurnThePr1esT]

YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY :)

[kingofthemuffin]

I FUCKING LOVE YOU JESSY

[crysisbestgame]

Just gonna say the rapture was predicted by a bunch of religious 'leaders' by adding dates together, not by the bible. But lol

[EviLBoCkEr2k6]

@crysisbestgame Doesnt really matter, both of them just talk bullshit :)

[mmFG42]

@crysisbestgame Around 41% of Christians believe that the Rapture will happen eventually according to a poll.

[crysisbestgame]

@mmFG42 So do I, I just don't think anybody can say "HERP DERP this date plus this date equalz rapture!!111!!" and be right about it.

[mmFG42]

@crysisbestgame You actually believe in the rapture?

[crysisbestgame]

@mmFG42 Im a christian, didn't I make that clear?

[mmFG42]

@crysisbestgame It is just strange to me.

[Skate1111]

RAPTORS, LMAOOOOOOOO DUDE YOUR SO FUNNY HAHAHA keep up the good work man your awesome.

[Skate1111]

MAN CAVEEEEEEEEEEE! THUMBS UP MAN!

[Agoonga]

You shouldn't have gotten drunk before the sex becuase... it was me. We made love for 7 straight hours and I loved it. You know that sound you make when I tickle your inner thigh? That's my new ring tone.

[TheGreatOneFTW]

It Was The Napture For Me I Was Asleep During It....

[DrummerGS]

I laughed so hard at the "velociraptor" bit. LOL!

[leeshannnon]

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

[GriffinMcNown]

MAN CAVE

[Zito773]

lmao @ tractor beam

[GusseG1]

Piss and hell and all kinds of stuff LOL and the Hobo joke EPIC!

[FutureTrunksSSJ1]

IM GONNA BREAK that 89 YR OLD MANS LEGS AND BEAT HIM WITH IT

[Loftis02]

I want to get into rapture, plasmids look fun!

[sanctuary987]

First Jessy vid where he isn't eating?!?

[Irishboi1116]

The Raptors coming today?!?! SHIT!

[deathjr888]

@Irishboi1116

The dinosaurs shall have their revenge!!!!

[scottchkill]

i like how its his 333 vid and when i posted this comment there were 333 comments before me both unlucky #

[Yebittendog]

RAPTOR JHESUS! 

[toofastfgbx]

as now the dat has changed to october 21st 2011 this is massive bull shitity

[toofastfgbx]

2011 - Harold Camping's revised prediction had May 21, 2011 as the date of the Rapture

[mammal360]

This day should be known as Apocalypse Day, and celebrated like Cinco De Mayo.

[BibleBattlers]

How about the guys on the space shuttle, are they part of this or will they "miss" the rapture because they aren't on earth, technically?

[r0ckerdude88]

Love your "Man Cave" sign boog.

[rapidfire526]

Macho Man locked the gates of the Underworld.

[theresidentone]

@rapidfire526 OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­H!!!!!!

[fearstar31]

No raptors here in Michigan. And it's 17 after.

I got gyped out of becoming, "The Rider".

[petritwow]

Hey boogie! Im curious... Can you like drink nothing but water for 1 week?? and tell me how much weight you lost? Just for an experiment:P

[alexanderday12]

@petritwow Just a little bit... evil?

[imissjr8]

boogie did you go? can you still upload vid's from heaven :(

[MrRalexanderb]

Well, we didn't have no raptors here in Sweden!

[AndrooVR]

Dude I swear. I just saw a Dinosaur xD

[MysTeri0usMatT7]

Chuck Norris decides when the REAL rapture will happen.

[Jerka8000]

you look soo mutch thinner now!

[TheSteakasaurus]

Raptor jesus is coming out of woods!!

[Thembones0032]

haha I love how you flow with your random topics, keep it up man. I dont watch much on youtube asside from music, new stuff from you has become something I look forward to seeing.

[Qwertybobz3]

HAHAhahaha!

[yokai1968]

More like a Rupture.

[InferSader]

He was referring to Mathew 24, looks like "Jessy" did his homework

[bergennorwayftw]

That would be my luck...bouncing off of Satellites, the Space Station and stuff "ouch"

[dpostuk]

MAAAAAANNNNN CAAAVVEEEEEE :D

[adamman333]

Thumbs up I you invasion the final countdown playing when the world ends

[ByronLumley2009]

What if Dinosaurs ran backwards.

[SASQUATCH109]

@ByronLumley2009 Who says they don't....

[cpandreylaur]

Even if Mathew or anyone would say the world would end on a date. God can end the world whenever he wants.

[Vikanjr]

hahahah

[iamfirelust]

Tremendous

[StockyCoder]

stop at 1:16

[spindelspott]

lol stupid americans...

[RexSawr]

I killed a hobo

i'm not sure if that's murder....or animal cruelty

LOL xD

Boogie Forever :)

[thecubanjesus]

i have to say this one was a particularly funny video

u get a gold star

[Poeticnuisance]

I thought they said raptors at first too, boogie. That at least had the potential of being possible :/

[Tomshwom]

boogie owes me new pants....

[UttersZero]

The Bible is a Lie.

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

@UttersZero hell is looking forward to your arrival

[UttersZero]

@SOLIDSNAKEXXX360 Hell doesnt exist, We Are put on earth to destroy it. Whats so special about humans. We are no different than Bugs, animals etc. we poision, Kill step on insects what about their life their god... Why do humans have a gods which we dont. Its just something to make people live for. Dead things cant rise from the dead. Wasnt the world ending today the rapture is a lie. Nuff said.

[Maandrixe]

We had better not die today, its by birthday :)

[bobmarley789456]

funny as shit

[HardRoxxx555]

is that a tattoo boogie?

[incline315]

boogie is the best, just to funny dude...

[lakills2kill]

LoL , omg this is sooo funny

[Viper670]

thumbs up if you heard this and said "is this real life?"

[wrathattack]

Matthew 24:36. No one knows what day Jesus will come back except for our Father Himself

Woke up this morning and was dissapointed mo rapture after all