americans, SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1. You are NOT the best, most powerful country in the world anymore & you DON'T own the world. 2. Australia didn't go into a recession & now has a stronger economy than the US who fucked the world again, no wonder 90% of the world hates you. 3. Australia is ranked 2nd best country to live in by the UN with the US at 13th spot. 4. Australia exports to the US so WTF are you on about? 5. We're not arrogant, narrow minded, war mongering, naive little cunts like americans
There seems to be some confusion here, these fires were in Victoria, AUSTRALIA. The place with the Kangaroos, not AUSTRIA, the place with the alps. These fires were not in AMERICA. This is a dry land, the trees here are rich in oil that evaporates and burns at an amazing speed. Fires here can 'jump' over large areas of land, burning the tips of trees without touching the ground, but when they hit the ground, the fast heat is enough to melt metal.
For your dramatic escape from the fires you'll need to pack the 'ol Holden with a few essentials. I suggest the following: A spare alternator, a camshaft, some intake valves, a carburetor, and some spark plugs. When it breaks down you'll be glad to have these spare parts. Hope this helps.
Must have been scary to be there. A friend of mine received a 1800mumdad call from a family member just as it had started and fortunately he was able to respond and get them out in time.
@ porchnapp - you think you are being a good american by saying those derogatory remarks? I am sure a lot of americans right now are shamed by your actions.
Oh the fire is sweepin / my very street today / if I don't get some shelter / oh ya I'm gonna fade away. The Stones right? Well I thought the song Gimme Shelter would suit today's comment. Anyway, it's about fire and more important fire ratings. You see, in America everything you build has to comply with strict building codes. From material used to completed project like a house everthing has to pass fire standards. Not so in Australia. You can build anything any way you want and that's crazy.
@porchnapp you need to imagine the worse fire in California, and then multiply it by about 100. That's how bad these fires were. We have strict building codes in Australia, but just as the case in California, those building codes mean jack when fires like these occur. They caused alloy wheels of cars to melt, the temperatures of the fires were in the thousands. Even now, a year and a half later, the bush is still recovering - the fire front was several kms wide, travelling at over 100 km/h
and again porchnapp its not easy runing from an out of control fire with wind speed over 100km also very hard to see with the smoke and ash blocking your vision
Porchnapp.........no wonder you yanks get such a bad name......( thanks for ur negativity and dirogotory comments YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN US AUSSIES SOMETHING TO SIT BACK AND SHAKE OUR HEADS & LAUGH AT.......Typical fukin Yanks
That's right. The Pontiac Aztec can be ordered with a camping package that includes a tent that sets up right there on the back of the vehicle. Heck, put the wife and kids in there and call it home. I don't think it comes a hammock but then it was never really intended for the Australian market. Get the 4 wheel drive version and you'll be glad you did when you're fleeing across them outbacks. You'll have to go through an importer and pay for all kinds of permits and duty fees and taxes. Okay?
Now here's something. I've found the perfect vehicle for making your escape good when the next wildfire sweeps across the land. It's the Pontiac Aztec. It was proudly made in America so reliability won't be an issue. This crossover vehicle was abit of an ugly duckling and so not well recieved here. But its perfectly suited for Australia. I mean, there's lots of wierd things there right? Like platypuses and kangaroos and just the people in general. And get this. It comes with its own tent. Oh ya.
@porchnapp Isn't Pontiac now out of production? And aren't Commodores being exported to America by Chevrolet? Nice comparison, idiot. What a shame for GM that GM Holden aren't importing any American cars, but nice to see GM America importing Australian cars. Perhaps that's why GM in America is in deep financial shit, and GM Holden is recording profits.
alright porchnapp, i have driven holdens and i've driven american cars like your dodge and chevy and f-150, and all your car's drive like a boat with 3 weels put on it, they suc major balls. and trying to escape a wild fire is not easy, u try out running a fire moving at 100kmh and jumping ahead and all you have to drive on are thin winding dirt roads.
You know, it should be easy enough. Escaping the wild fires. I mean, you live on an island right? Just point your vehicle in a direction opposite to that which the flames are moving in and drive until you reach the coast. Easy right? Well not if your salvation lies in the Australian made Holden Commodore puke. Here's an idea: American muscle. Get a Dodge Ram with a big 'ol hemi. It'll propel you to safety in a hurry. Buy used through an importer and it won't cost much. Be safe. Buy American. Ok?
oh my god are you kidding me? A HUGE tragedy like this where people lose everything, including families and you start talking about American cars? What the fuck are you? People lost their babies for fucks sake.
Party all night long? Not with this Commodore. The Holden Commodore, that is. It has a motor better suited for a garden tractor. It failed both frontal and side impact crash tests. It is devoid of any safety features. But worse, it's ugly. It would appear styling cues were taken from Honda cars of the 1960's. Sure it's cheap but cheap don't cut it when hell's fury is once again unleashed across the Australian landscape. Life is good while it's sweet. But this Commodore left a bad taste in mouth.
porchnapp, it dosen't matter what you were driving when your hit by fires travling over 90km/h and a over 1000 degrees celcius, u dont have a hope. 200 people died, and ur going on about how poor the victums cars are and bragging about other cars. Get help u insensitive fuckwit.
American Iron. It's what y'all need downunder. I'm talking about vehicles that will allow you to escape those wildfires quickly and safely. I recommend any of the following: Dodge Ram, Chevy Silverado, Ford f-150, Ford Expedition, and any Jeep. Any of these will get you out of harms way in a hurry. Forget that Holden crap. Hey, I'm all for supporting a domestically made car company but Holden doesn't deserve your loyalty. Anyway, there it is. Buy an American vehicle and be safe.
Werent the twin towers made of "american iron" LOL you dumfuck seppo polesmoker (that means cock sucker). Id like to see YA'LL ride that mountain of rubble all the way to the sub basement where you can fry in the melting pot of your own government's ineptitude to derail the largest terrorist attack of all time. HA that would make sense if the attacks werent orchestrated by your own government in the first place. Eat shit seppo, your government sold YA'LL out to the whims of big business. AAA OOO
So you're fleeing the latest wave of wildfires to sweep through the nation. You've got the kids, the family pet, a few valueable items, and maybe the wife all packed into the family car and you're heading off to some place safer. Sounds like a reasonable course of action. Except for one thing. Your vehicle, a Holden Commodore, may not be up for the task. With a 1.6 liter motor and just 85 horsepower you won't be charging across the desert very fast. Perhaps those camels would be faster.
@porchnapp theres hardly any desert many people who live in the out back have fwd kay. the only people with commodore's are people who have just gotten their license
Everyone in Australia drives one make of car. It is the Holden Commodore. It is made right there to. From bumper to bumper it is both the only vehicle made in Australia and the country's only foray into any kind of manufacturing. But in recent crash tests the Holden failed. This despite the Assie government's one billion dollar injection into this company. Yikes! You'd think for that kind of money they would get it right. Makes you wonder where the money went. Holden: another Assie fail.
continued: ....It's called a zoo. You don't have to round up entire herds of Saudi camels take them back to Australia and then set them free to roam wherever. Just get 2 or 3 and place them into facilities where they will be properly cared for. What a concept.
So you're in your car and you're driving frantically to escape the latest round of wildfires. Wildlife is scattering everywhere; a koala bear here, some kangaroos over there,...and camels? I'm reminded of that scene from Con Air in which the plane gets hooked onto that car and is towing it through the air and the Nick Cage character comments, "On any other day that might seem strange". Strange indeed. You know, Australia, if you wanted camels in your country there is a better way to do it...
i hate to say it but Australia is mostly desert. Camels believe it or not are actually used in crossing the desert, so expecting some to escape and form a breeding population is actually a fact. Strange huh
Halt. It's the CIA here. Camels in Australia, that is. Camels in Australia? Who da thunk it? Not me, that's for sure. But it's true. Apparently, camels were imported from Africa 100 years ago. Descendants of these are now in a desperate search for water now that the entire country is once again in flames. Strange that a government would authorize this nonsense. I mean, we have lots of winter here but we don't go and round up polar bears from the north pole to bring back here. CIA, another fail.
Ten dollars for a bottle of Australian red wine. That's dirt cheap. I mean, I can't fed ex a letter across the city for that amount. Yet this rotten product is made from the berry to the bottle then shipped half way around the world for $10. You know, you might try making a better quality wine and charge more for it rather than a shit product for pennies. But then, it would take more effort wouldn't it. And we know how much you Assies like to lie in your hammocks.
LOL you sad uneducated dropkick lol. Australian wines are some of the best in the world, highly regarded amongst those in the know. In the 2009 London Wine Fair Australian wines won 82 Gold Medals. Seems the only fail here is the dickhead Porchnapp trying to sound intelligent but as usual failing miserably. Besides does the US even produce wines??
So it's the end of the day and I'm in a hurry to get home but I decide to stop at the liquor board store to pick up a bottle of wine. I quickly grab a cheap bottle, screw top of course, pay and I'm on my way. When I get home I notice that this bottle of McSomething is from Australia. Not my lucky day. I know that for ten bucks it can't be great but nothing could have prepared me for this. It was the most vile putrid concoction ever. I poured it down the drain. Another Assie fail.
Well, as 2010 approaches and with it the Winter Olympics one thing is for certain. Australia will not win a single medal. I guarantee it...not one medal.
porchnapp obviously has no idea what we are like here in australia. The courage and strength it takes to live through this kind of catastrophe is of the highest level, I am proud of us all, emergency services, our people & communities who help each other and rally together to face up to all challenges. The communities who were not directly affected and the way they stepped up to help, the amount of money raised by everyday people was and is staggering, Im proud to be an Aussie.
The Australian National Flag needs to be changed from the commonwealth flag and stars to something more appropriate, you know, something that would represent the Assies more accurately. I suggest a hammock.
Hey Porchnapp just a quick question. Where is it exactly that you get all of your strong prejudices against a nation that has done you no apparent harm? in other words where are your sources? uno... in regards to Australia's military etc. Just state 5 of them. if you can. please. Sweeping generalisations are useful for someone who doesn't know what they are talking about but if a human life doesn't mean anything more to you then an opportunity to cause grief amongst a nation of loss then...
Australia should have remained a penal colony. It could serve as a dumping ground for the world's criminals. This country serves no purpose. It has no exports, no military, no nothing. What a pathetic hole of a nation. Australia truly is the rectum of the world.
No exports hey? Seems we supply coal and iron ore to your country as well as so much more. Military? We did something the US couldnt and that was give the Japabnese its first defeat on land as well as saved your ass in too many battles to mention. Let me guess, your sad and sorry self was refused residency or is it just a case of jealousy why you hate Australia?
Mrs Porchpussy, (aka Miss small penis) why do you have to go onto every site and show EVERYONE how small of a plonker you have. Everyone on here should know that Mrs. Porchpussy is famous for having a VERY small penis. That is why he posts so often. Girls have laughed at him, OPENLY, about how small it is. It has bothered him for years. He cries about it all the time. That is why he posts so much--it is just that small. Too bad, so sad. If you have an issue Ms. Porchpussy, grab a tissue.
of Sullivan's Cove it drank the night before. Maybe it's time that this nation awoke from it's slumber. Maybe then it would be better prepared to handle a crisis on the scale of the Australian Wildfires.
You know the moron uncle, everyone has one, the uncle that is a little out spoken... you know the type, a bit of a "know-it-all" but in reality this DUMB SHIT doesn't really know anything at all, thats why he spends his days on youtube.. having comment wars with people who live in a better country then he does... let me guess porchnapp.... did you come here on a little crowded boat and when you got here they sent you back?
The drunk uncle. Everybody has one. You know, the uncle that keeps a flask in his suitcase, doesn't work, doesn't contribute to society, and so on. Figuratively speaking, Australia is that drunk uncle, on the world stage. It has no significant exports to speak of. It has never participated in any of the major conflicts of the last century including world war I and world war II. It has a staggering unemployment rate of 47%. It seems the entire country is lying in a hammock sleeping off the bottle
You Australians should have burned down those trees a long time ago and planted in it's place some cash crops like corn, or canola, or wheat. It's called progress. Now get off your hammocks and get to work.
team sports to speak of really. Why does this matter. Well I'll tell you why. It takes a team effort to combat something as big as the wildfires that swept through Australia. Perhaps if the Assies had a team effort approach things would not have gone so bad.
give up the argument, you make canada look bad.. but somehow i think your American with that attitude.
going on about american models of suzukis? here, most people who live outback drive old land cruziers powered by a 308 or 350 conversion, or at worst a new turbo diesel.
only american tourists are stupid enough to drive an ill prep'd suzuki. and by the way no samuri's here, just vitara's (shitboxes) and jimnys (the old ones are unbreakable and perfect for tight traks)
Here's something strange. Australia has no professional sports teams. Oh sure, there's some soccer but here in north america soccer is a child's game. You know, something to keep the kids busy after school or on the weekend. Then there's soft "sports" like cricket, and lawn bowling, and the like. You may even call sailing a team sport but there's no spectators. What about real sports. Do they have football? No. Do they have basketball? No. Baseball? Nope. Hockey? Forget it. No, Australia has no
more like 4 types of footy here, AFL (makes your football look like a bunch of girls with all your protective gear),
many proffesional soccer leagues, rugby league, rugby union, there are many paid hockey players (real hockey), many baseball leagues but baseball is shit and compare it to cricket, oh i guess baseball is soft too.
we have the NBL witch is like your nba
you name a sport (except gridiron) and there is professional paid players.
85% of bowls players are retired and do it for fun.
Insurance. Nobody wants to pay for it but it is a comfort knowing that if we lose our most valuable possessions that we will be compensated for it. Here's the problem in Australia. There are no private insurance companies, only goverment owned state run entities. With no competition in the marketplace insurance premiums are sky high. As such, most Assies opt out of the program and have no insurance. This is why so many felt compelled to stay behind and fight the fires... and save their property.
We get it! You are angry! If you don't like it here, leave! Trust me, you would be pissed off and annoyed with any country you moved to.
Here's an idea - Personal Responsiblilty! Live in the bush - You'll likely get bushfires. Live on the QLD coast - You'll likely get cyclones. LIve out west - Droughts or floods!
Our Government, as crap as they are, look after the majority, not the minority who decide where they live and thus take on the risks.
All of our insurance is private, once again demostrating your complete lack of knowledge (and lack of a mind-to-internet filter). Almost every family I know has insurance of some sort, so your point is completely mitigated.
continued: But here's an idea. If you're travelling the outbacks, that is, 90% of Australia keep a bottle of Sullivan's in the back of the 'ol Samurai cuz it's the only thing that'l get you help out here. Your money is no good. And what would an Assie do with money anyway except buy booze. But I digress...
Yo make it sound like your population doesn't touch alcohol, but I've got something to tell you. THEY DO AS WELL! Your country is just as drunk as anyone else in the world, especially since you have a higher population.
Ooops. You fell off the ladder? You fell down your stairs and can't get up? You're stranded on a cliff side with now way out? Call 911, right? Wrong. At least if you're an Assie that doesn't have the good fortune to live in coastal area. Cuz there ain no emegency services throughout the vast interior. What's that? You say the Suzuki Samurai you rented left the trail and went into a billabong and now there's a big 'ol crocodile after you. Thank goodness you have your cell phone right. Ya, right.
Communication. Webster's Dictionary defines it as, "a connection allowing access between persons or places". Here's the problem in Australia. Just 10% of the population lives on 90% of the land mass. In this vast interior ther are no telephone lines, no cell phone towers, and no really cool fiber optics buried in the ground. Perhaps Outback Jack and his 'ol Landcruiser will get your message out after he navigates the switchbacks and billabongs. A service payable in the local currency...whisky.
porchnapp your a joke, you think your tough talking shit over the internet, say that to an Australian to thier face and see what happens, fucking coward. I hope you are not Canadian, I wouldnt be surprised if you are an American. because why would you say " good ol USA of course"?
Infrastructure. You know, roads and bridges and the like. Kinda important for a nation to have good infrastructure.Yet Australia has none to speak of really. Oh there are some good paved roads in and around the coastal cities but throughout the vast expanse of interior, only rough dirt roads and even they are few and far between. And if you have to cross a river, well, good luck with that cuz ain't no bridge. Maybe better infrastructure would have saved Australia from the wildfires. It's so sad.
Australia has plenty of infrastructure. You are now becoming quite ignorant. It wasn't the roads that stopped people leaving it was the fact that some of them chose to defend their homes and protect what they love the most. They died fighting for what they believed in, not running away like scared dogs with their tails between their legs. Can you say you would be brave enought to do the same?
Australia. The only free and democratic nation without a military. So when things go bad over there who you gonna call? Why, the good 'ol USA of course.
Seriously, you live in fucking Canada, not the US. Where the hell did you pluck that comment out of your fat ass? We have an Army of thousands of brave soldiers ready to defend our country, just as America does. Difference is our leader isn't blowing up a country that's already back in the fucking stone age. Weapons of mass destruction, don't make me laugh. Maybe they'll throw sand bombs at you, you idiot. It's about all they can afford.
yeah that's all they used... buckets and hoses... fuck man you are a retard! how about looking up what actually happened.. i hope you fucking burn you yank cunt, you're a waste of life
Seems like you have poor sources. I suggest you research your 'facts' more before you comment. F.Y.I, do you know what those big red trucks with hoses and sirens on them are?
Hey porchnapp! Do you have any respect for human life? Do you think it's any better or worse when an Australia dies than when anyone else does? Fuck off, who do you think you are? What would you do in a situation like Black Saturday? I'll tell you what you'd do, you worthless piece of shit. You would run like the cowardly asshole you are. You wouldn't have the balls to look the fires in the eye and save your family. You'd just run.
You think you're all big behind your little computer screen but fact is, if you said that to my (or anyone else's) face you would get the shit beaten out of you, you insignificant blight on society.
porchnapp do you not realize that people WERE driving out of them as fast as they could and the fire caught up to them?? and you think people trying to save their families before themselves is stupid?? you're the fuckin stupid one! and using the word "assies" wow good call dick head get a fuckin life you wanker!!
i dont think australia should accept anymore immigrants. Look at the asians and blacks, they are second class citizens. They have different ideals to us so we should be at war with them.
If you're going to insult us, at least learn how to fucking spell, dumbass. It's Aussies, F.Y.I. Also, from what I've heard you just sound like a prick, so just shut the hell up. I hope you burn in your house one day, so you can see what it's like.
And if you think it's funny to call us 'Assies', then I have some advice for you. Grow up or shut up. Simple. If you think it's funny to laugh about somebody dying in a fire then I would question your sanity, you lowlife piece of shit. Perhaps we need to find a good institution for you, because society definitely doesn't need scum like you polluting it.
porchnapp your fukin cool sayin that there stuipid one of my best mate died in the fires he was 15 and ran throu his house to save his lil sis more then you would ever do go hand your self u peice of shit
yeah, that's exactly how they died, cause they didn't know which way to go, are you fucking serious?? the fires were UNCONTROLLABLE if something could have been done to save all those lives then it would have been! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
shut the fuck up you poor bastard. i don't think anyone would run in the fire, the fire was moving at 120km/h even faster in some part. you don't have any chance at all. So feel greatfull it wasn't you and that you are still alive posting fucked up comments.
shut the fuck up prick ur probably some bogan skinhead sitting in a little one room house in elwood that has nothing betta to do than wank and bag ur own country have u acctually thought about what it would acctually be a relative to one of the people that died in the fires and u didnt no that ur mom had died for a month dick wad urs sincerely ultranerd222
To you ignorant pricks calling Australia week and 'sissies' you have no fucking idea what bullshit that is coming from your mouths, do you think if there was a choice or a different way to get a handle of it we wouldn't have done that? and let all those people and wildlife die? the fires were extreme and uncontrollable. You have your heads so far up your redneck asses you don't know shit. get a life
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When there is trouble in the world they don't call on Australia. Nope, it's the good 'ol USA to the rescue. America = strong; Australia = weak + worthless.
@porchnapp Yes porch Australia does have a military, do you know what our military is doing? Fighting a war the the "good ol' usa" started. You ask why Australians don't have American vehicles because yank vehicles cannot cope in Australia the terrain is to rough for a "dodge ram" to traverse, your so called Yank muscle is useless in Aus, you say we have no infrastructure yet we handled the economic downturn better then America, with no banks closing. The only thing you yanks have is your Army..
You Aussies are sissies. It took you way too long to get a handle on that shit. Was it a shortage of garden hoses and buckets? Was that the problem? Next time, call in the United States marines. Let them handle it.
haha alright fuck wit come over and help us, i was out there with ferntree gully tanker and it was fucked the averge speed of it was 100 kmh more so y dont u get of ya fat fucking yank ass and help insted of talking shit like a 12 yr old u fucking low life scum bag
fuck u go and die in the shithole u call america. if u didnt notice... this is AUSTRALIA... and in the SUMMER.. obviously bushfires r going to be out of control. u obviously know NOTHING about fighting fires so go and stick ur head back in ur own arsehole where it obviously has been for the last coupple of yrs.
Australia won the first land victory against japan. and terrified the japaneese soldiers that fought them. dunno about you but i wouldnt exactly be hanging around after watching aussie troops scream with laughter as they nailed the japs to the ground with their bayonets
Japan got there asses kicked all over the Pacific. Show some proof that Japan conquered Australia like the proof shown that your missus sounds like nails on a chalkboard when she sings. By the way, you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors, you'd just panic and burst into tears. Whats going to be your comeback this time? Koala Cum? You've got nothing, ziltch,zero, zip.
Its not hard to see the sexually frustrated person here is it? No women want you pin dick? You can always pay for it if your welfare check can afford it.
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The Australian fires were started by Australians. Fact.
If your own people hate you so much that they would visit such tragedy and destruction upon their own, then how do you imagine that the rest of us must feel about your country and people.
We are glad the tragedy did not grow larger, but we will still turn our backs to you in a time of devastation.
As you so willingly offend the world, so too you must take our insults.
Nationally and personally you have invited such as that.
Hey Australia. The world is waiting for an encore to the great australian wildfires. Maybe you could round up some aussies, you know, Auschwitz style...and burn them. O.K.? That would be great.
u r one sick fuck!!!!!! if i ever here yr shit from yr mouth again u will burn in fucking hell u cunt of a thing u r not human........rip fire victoms.........shut yr mouth scum
Thank you for posting vid. Someone please advise re gel strategy. Is there any planning for wildland greenbelts in Australia? I understand that there are greenbelts close in to the cities, could it be done here? Say 500 yard cuts a mile to the (predominant) windward.
We have wildfires here in California, too. But they're not the sweet towering infernos that you have in Australia. How do you do it? Is it the type of foliage? The humidity? The winds? It's so perfect and beautiful.
Says the white American lol. Must be sad little life you lead to dribble hate towards a nation you obviously have never visited. Thats right, they dont allow dope here. Best you save the plane ticket money and spend it on an education.
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Sunset on the beach in Maui. Beautiful. Sunrise over the Grand Canyon. Perfect. Making love to Jessica Alba. Surreal. But nothing compares to the great Australian Wildfires. Simply the most beautiful phenomenom I've ever witnessed. Period.
thats why you cunts are getting arse fucked in the middle east and now are fucking pulling out they should send cocksucking cunts like you there instead off decent people to get arse raped by those fucking animals. YA FUCKING DOG
hey you fucking bitch you're the racist one here!! Don't be expecting a great reputation of Egypt any day soon, not with racist whores like you who make it look like garbage...think it through and you will soon see that you're the one who is racist here!!!
No,whats nothing is trolls who havent anything productive to contribute to the world so they hate. I wouldnt start pointing the finger at peoples faults if you are in fact from the US though.
Yeah yeah sorry pin dick but no bite here.I know I live in the best country in the world and have full permission to be here from a friends relatives who "own" the land Im on .
I repect your opinion and seeing none of us were there its quite possible. But if we want to continue best we do it via PM. We are waaaay off topic lol.
drahn1275 Japan made a deal with the Nazis in WWII - Japan gets the mainland and the Germans get Tasmania.
I don't think many Japs think they have any rights to Australia, though they did offer to build a technology city in WA 15 years ago. Only the right wing nationalists try to find reasons to believe Australia is theirs, but they are lunatics.
americans, SHUT THE FUCK UP! 1. You are NOT the best, most powerful country in the world anymore & you DON'T own the world. 2. Australia didn't go into a recession & now has a stronger economy than the US who fucked the world again, no wonder 90% of the world hates you. 3. Australia is ranked 2nd best country to live in by the UN with the US at 13th spot. 4. Australia exports to the US so WTF are you on about? 5. We're not arrogant, narrow minded, war mongering, naive little cunts like americans
BigAussieBloke69 1 year ago 23
There seems to be some confusion here, these fires were in Victoria, AUSTRALIA. The place with the Kangaroos, not AUSTRIA, the place with the alps. These fires were not in AMERICA. This is a dry land, the trees here are rich in oil that evaporates and burns at an amazing speed. Fires here can 'jump' over large areas of land, burning the tips of trees without touching the ground, but when they hit the ground, the fast heat is enough to melt metal.
verticalsmurf 1 year ago
We need arnold to lend us his 747 fire fighter.
1triggerhappy1 1 year ago
For your dramatic escape from the fires you'll need to pack the 'ol Holden with a few essentials. I suggest the following: A spare alternator, a camshaft, some intake valves, a carburetor, and some spark plugs. When it breaks down you'll be glad to have these spare parts. Hope this helps.
porchnapp 1 year ago
@bubsalvin They were burned to a crisp. I do that with bacon sometimes. You know, cook it to long. I hate that.
porchnapp 1 year ago
@porchnapp Do you even know where australia is? Twats like to really give your nation a bad wrap. Shut your mouth, and go back to trapping gators...
kirstandjames 1 year ago
Australia needs a fireproof hammock. One for every household.
porchnapp 1 year ago
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japwnnab 1 year ago
@porchnapp FUCK YOU FAGOT
japwnnab 1 year ago
Must have been scary to be there. A friend of mine received a 1800mumdad call from a family member just as it had started and fortunately he was able to respond and get them out in time.
@ porchnapp - you think you are being a good american by saying those derogatory remarks? I am sure a lot of americans right now are shamed by your actions.
georrush 1 year ago
Oh the fire is sweepin / my very street today / if I don't get some shelter / oh ya I'm gonna fade away. The Stones right? Well I thought the song Gimme Shelter would suit today's comment. Anyway, it's about fire and more important fire ratings. You see, in America everything you build has to comply with strict building codes. From material used to completed project like a house everthing has to pass fire standards. Not so in Australia. You can build anything any way you want and that's crazy.
porchnapp 1 year ago
@porchnapp you need to imagine the worse fire in California, and then multiply it by about 100. That's how bad these fires were. We have strict building codes in Australia, but just as the case in California, those building codes mean jack when fires like these occur. They caused alloy wheels of cars to melt, the temperatures of the fires were in the thousands. Even now, a year and a half later, the bush is still recovering - the fire front was several kms wide, travelling at over 100 km/h
nupthatisit 1 year ago
@porchnapp does that mean your mum is from aus? cause she was a little bit creaky 'round the sides
japwnnab 1 year ago
sorry for by poof spelling lol
and again porchnapp its not easy runing from an out of control fire with wind speed over 100km also very hard to see with the smoke and ash blocking your vision
nickster1318 1 year ago
Porchnapp.........no wonder you yanks get such a bad name......( thanks for ur negativity and dirogotory comments YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN US AUSSIES SOMETHING TO SIT BACK AND SHAKE OUR HEADS & LAUGH AT.......Typical fukin Yanks
Stacey88r 1 year ago
That's right. The Pontiac Aztec can be ordered with a camping package that includes a tent that sets up right there on the back of the vehicle. Heck, put the wife and kids in there and call it home. I don't think it comes a hammock but then it was never really intended for the Australian market. Get the 4 wheel drive version and you'll be glad you did when you're fleeing across them outbacks. You'll have to go through an importer and pay for all kinds of permits and duty fees and taxes. Okay?
porchnapp 1 year ago
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Now here's something. I've found the perfect vehicle for making your escape good when the next wildfire sweeps across the land. It's the Pontiac Aztec. It was proudly made in America so reliability won't be an issue. This crossover vehicle was abit of an ugly duckling and so not well recieved here. But its perfectly suited for Australia. I mean, there's lots of wierd things there right? Like platypuses and kangaroos and just the people in general. And get this. It comes with its own tent. Oh ya.
porchnapp 1 year ago
@porchnapp Isn't Pontiac now out of production? And aren't Commodores being exported to America by Chevrolet? Nice comparison, idiot. What a shame for GM that GM Holden aren't importing any American cars, but nice to see GM America importing Australian cars. Perhaps that's why GM in America is in deep financial shit, and GM Holden is recording profits.
nupthatisit 1 year ago
alright porchnapp, i have driven holdens and i've driven american cars like your dodge and chevy and f-150, and all your car's drive like a boat with 3 weels put on it, they suc major balls. and trying to escape a wild fire is not easy, u try out running a fire moving at 100kmh and jumping ahead and all you have to drive on are thin winding dirt roads.
rocothejester 2 years ago
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You know, it should be easy enough. Escaping the wild fires. I mean, you live on an island right? Just point your vehicle in a direction opposite to that which the flames are moving in and drive until you reach the coast. Easy right? Well not if your salvation lies in the Australian made Holden Commodore puke. Here's an idea: American muscle. Get a Dodge Ram with a big 'ol hemi. It'll propel you to safety in a hurry. Buy used through an importer and it won't cost much. Be safe. Buy American. Ok?
porchnapp 2 years ago
oh my god are you kidding me? A HUGE tragedy like this where people lose everything, including families and you start talking about American cars? What the fuck are you? People lost their babies for fucks sake.
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supercrevolution 2 years ago
american fuck up its not that easy getting away from an out of control fire you know it wasnt just one fire fuck gead.
why do u american fight with every country
u guys are the most hated in the word i dont know why u guys think u are the best
america = drug capital of the world
america = highst crime rate
america = fatest country in the world
guys think u are so good and smart but u cant do a simple think and keep fit
oh and our army is trained better than yours look it up we train longe
nickster1318 1 year ago
@porchnapp hey dick to bad the fies weren't near the coast oh another thing australia's land mass is bigger than china's so GTFO cunt!
japwnnab 1 year ago
Party all night long? Not with this Commodore. The Holden Commodore, that is. It has a motor better suited for a garden tractor. It failed both frontal and side impact crash tests. It is devoid of any safety features. But worse, it's ugly. It would appear styling cues were taken from Honda cars of the 1960's. Sure it's cheap but cheap don't cut it when hell's fury is once again unleashed across the Australian landscape. Life is good while it's sweet. But this Commodore left a bad taste in mouth.
porchnapp 2 years ago
porchnapp, it dosen't matter what you were driving when your hit by fires travling over 90km/h and a over 1000 degrees celcius, u dont have a hope. 200 people died, and ur going on about how poor the victums cars are and bragging about other cars. Get help u insensitive fuckwit.
Kikiwow100 2 years ago
What about stupid American cars?
They can't even keep on the road, something called oversteer.
For a country that basically "began" the automobile industry in 1893, now that's 117years, guess what; you yanks still haven't got it right!
European cars thrash every single American car actual and past market. Don't go bagging on about the Mustang it won't survive in Curves.
What's about the excellent Migration system you guys have? Your even talking Spanish now up there. Now that's a kick in pride!
Crownleyian 1 year ago
@porchnapp your mum said i left a good taste in her mouth
japwnnab 1 year ago
American Iron. It's what y'all need downunder. I'm talking about vehicles that will allow you to escape those wildfires quickly and safely. I recommend any of the following: Dodge Ram, Chevy Silverado, Ford f-150, Ford Expedition, and any Jeep. Any of these will get you out of harms way in a hurry. Forget that Holden crap. Hey, I'm all for supporting a domestically made car company but Holden doesn't deserve your loyalty. Anyway, there it is. Buy an American vehicle and be safe.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Werent the twin towers made of "american iron" LOL you dumfuck seppo polesmoker (that means cock sucker). Id like to see YA'LL ride that mountain of rubble all the way to the sub basement where you can fry in the melting pot of your own government's ineptitude to derail the largest terrorist attack of all time. HA that would make sense if the attacks werent orchestrated by your own government in the first place. Eat shit seppo, your government sold YA'LL out to the whims of big business. AAA OOO
veganSausage 2 years ago
So you're fleeing the latest wave of wildfires to sweep through the nation. You've got the kids, the family pet, a few valueable items, and maybe the wife all packed into the family car and you're heading off to some place safer. Sounds like a reasonable course of action. Except for one thing. Your vehicle, a Holden Commodore, may not be up for the task. With a 1.6 liter motor and just 85 horsepower you won't be charging across the desert very fast. Perhaps those camels would be faster.
porchnapp 2 years ago
@porchnapp theres hardly any desert many people who live in the out back have fwd kay. the only people with commodore's are people who have just gotten their license
japwnnab 1 year ago
@japwnnab By the way 18% of Australia is desert. True fact.
TheAtlasTheory 2 months ago
Everyone in Australia drives one make of car. It is the Holden Commodore. It is made right there to. From bumper to bumper it is both the only vehicle made in Australia and the country's only foray into any kind of manufacturing. But in recent crash tests the Holden failed. This despite the Assie government's one billion dollar injection into this company. Yikes! You'd think for that kind of money they would get it right. Makes you wonder where the money went. Holden: another Assie fail.
porchnapp 2 years ago
continued: ....It's called a zoo. You don't have to round up entire herds of Saudi camels take them back to Australia and then set them free to roam wherever. Just get 2 or 3 and place them into facilities where they will be properly cared for. What a concept.
porchnapp 2 years ago
So you're in your car and you're driving frantically to escape the latest round of wildfires. Wildlife is scattering everywhere; a koala bear here, some kangaroos over there,...and camels? I'm reminded of that scene from Con Air in which the plane gets hooked onto that car and is towing it through the air and the Nick Cage character comments, "On any other day that might seem strange". Strange indeed. You know, Australia, if you wanted camels in your country there is a better way to do it...
porchnapp 2 years ago
i hate to say it but Australia is mostly desert. Camels believe it or not are actually used in crossing the desert, so expecting some to escape and form a breeding population is actually a fact. Strange huh
Heartly07 2 years ago
Halt. It's the CIA here. Camels in Australia, that is. Camels in Australia? Who da thunk it? Not me, that's for sure. But it's true. Apparently, camels were imported from Africa 100 years ago. Descendants of these are now in a desperate search for water now that the entire country is once again in flames. Strange that a government would authorize this nonsense. I mean, we have lots of winter here but we don't go and round up polar bears from the north pole to bring back here. CIA, another fail.
porchnapp 2 years ago
What's this? Code Red? Here we go again. Let us know if you need any buckets or garden hoses.
porchnapp 2 years ago
There is no WTC. Go back to your hammock.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Ten dollars for a bottle of Australian red wine. That's dirt cheap. I mean, I can't fed ex a letter across the city for that amount. Yet this rotten product is made from the berry to the bottle then shipped half way around the world for $10. You know, you might try making a better quality wine and charge more for it rather than a shit product for pennies. But then, it would take more effort wouldn't it. And we know how much you Assies like to lie in your hammocks.
porchnapp 2 years ago
And we Aussies know just how much of an arrogant son of a bitch you yanks are.
Time for another WTC bombing I think!
gribae 2 years ago
LOL you sad uneducated dropkick lol. Australian wines are some of the best in the world, highly regarded amongst those in the know. In the 2009 London Wine Fair Australian wines won 82 Gold Medals. Seems the only fail here is the dickhead Porchnapp trying to sound intelligent but as usual failing miserably. Besides does the US even produce wines??
Swfty01 2 years ago 2
porchnapp fuck off you tosser. australia has been at americas side since vietnam. check out our economy before you talk shit.
outdoorsmike 2 years ago
So it's the end of the day and I'm in a hurry to get home but I decide to stop at the liquor board store to pick up a bottle of wine. I quickly grab a cheap bottle, screw top of course, pay and I'm on my way. When I get home I notice that this bottle of McSomething is from Australia. Not my lucky day. I know that for ten bucks it can't be great but nothing could have prepared me for this. It was the most vile putrid concoction ever. I poured it down the drain. Another Assie fail.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Well, as 2010 approaches and with it the Winter Olympics one thing is for certain. Australia will not win a single medal. I guarantee it...not one medal.
porchnapp 2 years ago
I will take that bet. So what are you willing to bet? Your cardboard box of a home or your allowance of your mummy and daddy?
Swfty01 2 years ago
then... what?
porchnapp 2 years ago
porchnapp obviously has no idea what we are like here in australia. The courage and strength it takes to live through this kind of catastrophe is of the highest level, I am proud of us all, emergency services, our people & communities who help each other and rally together to face up to all challenges. The communities who were not directly affected and the way they stepped up to help, the amount of money raised by everyday people was and is staggering, Im proud to be an Aussie.
phoenixrisingharley 2 years ago
The Australian National Flag needs to be changed from the commonwealth flag and stars to something more appropriate, you know, something that would represent the Assies more accurately. I suggest a hammock.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Hey Porchnapp just a quick question. Where is it exactly that you get all of your strong prejudices against a nation that has done you no apparent harm? in other words where are your sources? uno... in regards to Australia's military etc. Just state 5 of them. if you can. please. Sweeping generalisations are useful for someone who doesn't know what they are talking about but if a human life doesn't mean anything more to you then an opportunity to cause grief amongst a nation of loss then...
TheRobininthahood 2 years ago
Australia should have remained a penal colony. It could serve as a dumping ground for the world's criminals. This country serves no purpose. It has no exports, no military, no nothing. What a pathetic hole of a nation. Australia truly is the rectum of the world.
porchnapp 2 years ago
I think you should go to the ABS website.... the unemployment rate is actually 5.8% you dumbass!
JaZZa161 2 years ago
lol @ Canada. we spend 23B USD on military, while you spend 19B USD, were u get your facts from?
Check out the 'Quality-of-life' index. Aust is ranked 7th, while canada is ranked 14th.
mrbarnes86 2 years ago
No exports hey? Seems we supply coal and iron ore to your country as well as so much more. Military? We did something the US couldnt and that was give the Japabnese its first defeat on land as well as saved your ass in too many battles to mention. Let me guess, your sad and sorry self was refused residency or is it just a case of jealousy why you hate Australia?
Swfty01 2 years ago 6
I live in a strong and free country, not weak and worthless like Australia.
porchnapp 2 years ago
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Mrs Porchpussy, (aka Miss small penis) why do you have to go onto every site and show EVERYONE how small of a plonker you have. Everyone on here should know that Mrs. Porchpussy is famous for having a VERY small penis. That is why he posts so often. Girls have laughed at him, OPENLY, about how small it is. It has bothered him for years. He cries about it all the time. That is why he posts so much--it is just that small. Too bad, so sad. If you have an issue Ms. Porchpussy, grab a tissue.
Lessisstillmore 2 years ago
Floods and fires and now sandstorms. Australia is truly a weak and worthless country.
porchnapp 2 years ago
how does go fuck yourself sound. where do you live??
stumpyhg12345678 2 years ago
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of Sullivan's Cove it drank the night before. Maybe it's time that this nation awoke from it's slumber. Maybe then it would be better prepared to handle a crisis on the scale of the Australian Wildfires.
porchnapp 2 years ago
You know the moron uncle, everyone has one, the uncle that is a little out spoken... you know the type, a bit of a "know-it-all" but in reality this DUMB SHIT doesn't really know anything at all, thats why he spends his days on youtube.. having comment wars with people who live in a better country then he does... let me guess porchnapp.... did you come here on a little crowded boat and when you got here they sent you back?
JaZZa161 2 years ago
The drunk uncle. Everybody has one. You know, the uncle that keeps a flask in his suitcase, doesn't work, doesn't contribute to society, and so on. Figuratively speaking, Australia is that drunk uncle, on the world stage. It has no significant exports to speak of. It has never participated in any of the major conflicts of the last century including world war I and world war II. It has a staggering unemployment rate of 47%. It seems the entire country is lying in a hammock sleeping off the bottle
porchnapp 2 years ago
5.8%
JaZZa161 2 years ago
You Australians should have burned down those trees a long time ago and planted in it's place some cash crops like corn, or canola, or wheat. It's called progress. Now get off your hammocks and get to work.
porchnapp 2 years ago
R.I.P To all people lost.
But we dont use hammocks mate.
We are more civilised then America/Asia/UK put together.
twiggyh4x 2 years ago 2
get back on your tin boat
JaZZa161 2 years ago
team sports to speak of really. Why does this matter. Well I'll tell you why. It takes a team effort to combat something as big as the wildfires that swept through Australia. Perhaps if the Assies had a team effort approach things would not have gone so bad.
porchnapp 2 years ago
hahah, your a shit cunt.
give up the argument, you make canada look bad.. but somehow i think your American with that attitude.
going on about american models of suzukis? here, most people who live outback drive old land cruziers powered by a 308 or 350 conversion, or at worst a new turbo diesel.
only american tourists are stupid enough to drive an ill prep'd suzuki. and by the way no samuri's here, just vitara's (shitboxes) and jimnys (the old ones are unbreakable and perfect for tight traks)
WarHater69 2 years ago
Here's something strange. Australia has no professional sports teams. Oh sure, there's some soccer but here in north america soccer is a child's game. You know, something to keep the kids busy after school or on the weekend. Then there's soft "sports" like cricket, and lawn bowling, and the like. You may even call sailing a team sport but there's no spectators. What about real sports. Do they have football? No. Do they have basketball? No. Baseball? Nope. Hockey? Forget it. No, Australia has no
porchnapp 2 years ago
more like 4 types of footy here, AFL (makes your football look like a bunch of girls with all your protective gear),
many proffesional soccer leagues, rugby league, rugby union, there are many paid hockey players (real hockey), many baseball leagues but baseball is shit and compare it to cricket, oh i guess baseball is soft too.
we have the NBL witch is like your nba
you name a sport (except gridiron) and there is professional paid players.
85% of bowls players are retired and do it for fun.
WarHater69 2 years ago 2
Insurance. Nobody wants to pay for it but it is a comfort knowing that if we lose our most valuable possessions that we will be compensated for it. Here's the problem in Australia. There are no private insurance companies, only goverment owned state run entities. With no competition in the marketplace insurance premiums are sky high. As such, most Assies opt out of the program and have no insurance. This is why so many felt compelled to stay behind and fight the fires... and save their property.
porchnapp 2 years ago
We get it! You are angry! If you don't like it here, leave! Trust me, you would be pissed off and annoyed with any country you moved to.
Here's an idea - Personal Responsiblilty! Live in the bush - You'll likely get bushfires. Live on the QLD coast - You'll likely get cyclones. LIve out west - Droughts or floods!
Our Government, as crap as they are, look after the majority, not the minority who decide where they live and thus take on the risks.
Plus, all insurance firms are private.
verticalsmurf 2 years ago
All of our insurance is private, once again demostrating your complete lack of knowledge (and lack of a mind-to-internet filter). Almost every family I know has insurance of some sort, so your point is completely mitigated.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
continued: But here's an idea. If you're travelling the outbacks, that is, 90% of Australia keep a bottle of Sullivan's in the back of the 'ol Samurai cuz it's the only thing that'l get you help out here. Your money is no good. And what would an Assie do with money anyway except buy booze. But I digress...
porchnapp 2 years ago
Yo make it sound like your population doesn't touch alcohol, but I've got something to tell you. THEY DO AS WELL! Your country is just as drunk as anyone else in the world, especially since you have a higher population.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
Ooops. You fell off the ladder? You fell down your stairs and can't get up? You're stranded on a cliff side with now way out? Call 911, right? Wrong. At least if you're an Assie that doesn't have the good fortune to live in coastal area. Cuz there ain no emegency services throughout the vast interior. What's that? You say the Suzuki Samurai you rented left the trail and went into a billabong and now there's a big 'ol crocodile after you. Thank goodness you have your cell phone right. Ya, right.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Call 911 right? Wrong, because we're in Australia, dumbass. We call 000, not 911. Seriously, you're not even smart enough to get that right.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
Communication. Webster's Dictionary defines it as, "a connection allowing access between persons or places". Here's the problem in Australia. Just 10% of the population lives on 90% of the land mass. In this vast interior ther are no telephone lines, no cell phone towers, and no really cool fiber optics buried in the ground. Perhaps Outback Jack and his 'ol Landcruiser will get your message out after he navigates the switchbacks and billabongs. A service payable in the local currency...whisky.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Most of our population lives in coastal areas, actually, and most of the bushfires happened in the outer areas of Australia.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
porchnapp your a joke, you think your tough talking shit over the internet, say that to an Australian to thier face and see what happens, fucking coward. I hope you are not Canadian, I wouldnt be surprised if you are an American. because why would you say " good ol USA of course"?
mxBryce 2 years ago
On his page it says that he is Canadian but for some reason he seems to think he is from the USA. Dumb cunt.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
Infrastructure. You know, roads and bridges and the like. Kinda important for a nation to have good infrastructure.Yet Australia has none to speak of really. Oh there are some good paved roads in and around the coastal cities but throughout the vast expanse of interior, only rough dirt roads and even they are few and far between. And if you have to cross a river, well, good luck with that cuz ain't no bridge. Maybe better infrastructure would have saved Australia from the wildfires. It's so sad.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Australia has plenty of infrastructure. You are now becoming quite ignorant. It wasn't the roads that stopped people leaving it was the fact that some of them chose to defend their homes and protect what they love the most. They died fighting for what they believed in, not running away like scared dogs with their tails between their legs. Can you say you would be brave enought to do the same?
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
Australia. The only free and democratic nation without a military. So when things go bad over there who you gonna call? Why, the good 'ol USA of course.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Seriously, you live in fucking Canada, not the US. Where the hell did you pluck that comment out of your fat ass? We have an Army of thousands of brave soldiers ready to defend our country, just as America does. Difference is our leader isn't blowing up a country that's already back in the fucking stone age. Weapons of mass destruction, don't make me laugh. Maybe they'll throw sand bombs at you, you idiot. It's about all they can afford.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
Sam the Koala made it out but not 100 or so (and who's counting really) Assies. Hmmm...........
porchnapp 2 years ago
Tha's because an AUSTRALIAN firefighter helped it, because he cared. Unlike you.
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porchnapp 2 years ago
Out of the thousands of people I know, not one has a hammock. Go figure
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
yeah that's all they used... buckets and hoses... fuck man you are a retard! how about looking up what actually happened.. i hope you fucking burn you yank cunt, you're a waste of life
sarahsmetal 2 years ago
He's Canadian.
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porchnapp 2 years ago
Seems like you have poor sources. I suggest you research your 'facts' more before you comment. F.Y.I, do you know what those big red trucks with hoses and sirens on them are?
Firetrucks, asshole.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
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porchnapp 2 years ago
"Assies ain't to bright."
And you can't spell. Why do you make so many stupid asumptions anyway? These fires were notable because of their speed.
ipbalkenende 2 years ago
Hey porchnapp! Do you have any respect for human life? Do you think it's any better or worse when an Australia dies than when anyone else does? Fuck off, who do you think you are? What would you do in a situation like Black Saturday? I'll tell you what you'd do, you worthless piece of shit. You would run like the cowardly asshole you are. You wouldn't have the balls to look the fires in the eye and save your family. You'd just run.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
You think you're all big behind your little computer screen but fact is, if you said that to my (or anyone else's) face you would get the shit beaten out of you, you insignificant blight on society.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
porchnapp do you not realize that people WERE driving out of them as fast as they could and the fire caught up to them?? and you think people trying to save their families before themselves is stupid?? you're the fuckin stupid one! and using the word "assies" wow good call dick head get a fuckin life you wanker!!
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porchnapp 2 years ago
i dont think australia should accept anymore immigrants. Look at the asians and blacks, they are second class citizens. They have different ideals to us so we should be at war with them.
alijake555 2 years ago
ooo your fucking clever! Dumbass yanks LMAO!!
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porchnapp 2 years ago
geez you really have no idea do you
alijake555 2 years ago
If you're going to insult us, at least learn how to fucking spell, dumbass. It's Aussies, F.Y.I. Also, from what I've heard you just sound like a prick, so just shut the hell up. I hope you burn in your house one day, so you can see what it's like.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
I'm talking to you, porchnapp.
RedKyriiCool 2 years ago
And if you think it's funny to call us 'Assies', then I have some advice for you. Grow up or shut up. Simple. If you think it's funny to laugh about somebody dying in a fire then I would question your sanity, you lowlife piece of shit. Perhaps we need to find a good institution for you, because society definitely doesn't need scum like you polluting it.
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porchnapp 2 years ago
porchnapp your fukin cool sayin that there stuipid one of my best mate died in the fires he was 15 and ran throu his house to save his lil sis more then you would ever do go hand your self u peice of shit
joshbmxjda111 2 years ago 2
i feel ur pain mate. i hate those fuckheads saying shit about that
h0niels 2 years ago 2
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porchnapp 2 years ago
yeah, that's exactly how they died, cause they didn't know which way to go, are you fucking serious?? the fires were UNCONTROLLABLE if something could have been done to save all those lives then it would have been! What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
sarahsmetal 2 years ago 2
shut the fuck up you poor bastard. i don't think anyone would run in the fire, the fire was moving at 120km/h even faster in some part. you don't have any chance at all. So feel greatfull it wasn't you and that you are still alive posting fucked up comments.
h0niels 2 years ago
good many Aussies burned to death. Fucking faggots, i can still hear your cries of pain lol
187FagstraliaLoL 2 years ago
shut the fuck up prick ur probably some bogan skinhead sitting in a little one room house in elwood that has nothing betta to do than wank and bag ur own country have u acctually thought about what it would acctually be a relative to one of the people that died in the fires and u didnt no that ur mom had died for a month dick wad urs sincerely ultranerd222
ultranerd222 2 years ago
Fanny
GemmaD1888 2 years ago
To you ignorant pricks calling Australia week and 'sissies' you have no fucking idea what bullshit that is coming from your mouths, do you think if there was a choice or a different way to get a handle of it we wouldn't have done that? and let all those people and wildlife die? the fires were extreme and uncontrollable. You have your heads so far up your redneck asses you don't know shit. get a life
s2imagines2 2 years ago
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When there is trouble in the world they don't call on Australia. Nope, it's the good 'ol USA to the rescue. America = strong; Australia = weak + worthless.
porchnapp 2 years ago
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Stupid Aussies can't do anything right. And does Australia even have a military? What a weak and worthless nation.
porchnapp 2 years ago
how dare you accuse us of being a weak nation we have better military than the U.S.A P.S you don't know anything about our country or the brushfires!
Kafloppy 2 years ago 3
@porchnapp Yes porch Australia does have a military, do you know what our military is doing? Fighting a war the the "good ol' usa" started. You ask why Australians don't have American vehicles because yank vehicles cannot cope in Australia the terrain is to rough for a "dodge ram" to traverse, your so called Yank muscle is useless in Aus, you say we have no infrastructure yet we handled the economic downturn better then America, with no banks closing. The only thing you yanks have is your Army..
Lonewolf2201 1 year ago
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You Aussies are sissies. It took you way too long to get a handle on that shit. Was it a shortage of garden hoses and buckets? Was that the problem? Next time, call in the United States marines. Let them handle it.
porchnapp 2 years ago
We did everything we can. Fucking hell, you weren't there. I'm sorrry, but I hear about California getting torn apart by bushfires all the time...
Chickenn7 2 years ago 3
haha alright fuck wit come over and help us, i was out there with ferntree gully tanker and it was fucked the averge speed of it was 100 kmh more so y dont u get of ya fat fucking yank ass and help insted of talking shit like a 12 yr old u fucking low life scum bag
18AUSSIE4LIFE 2 years ago
fuck u go and die in the shithole u call america. if u didnt notice... this is AUSTRALIA... and in the SUMMER.. obviously bushfires r going to be out of control. u obviously know NOTHING about fighting fires so go and stick ur head back in ur own arsehole where it obviously has been for the last coupple of yrs.
FUCK YOU MUTHERFUCKING WANKA
tegan8D 2 years ago
Australia won the first land victory against japan. and terrified the japaneese soldiers that fought them. dunno about you but i wouldnt exactly be hanging around after watching aussie troops scream with laughter as they nailed the japs to the ground with their bayonets
Firehound6264 2 years ago
For the last time NO!!! You are not allowed to molest our Koala's and their penis cant be used as an aphrodesiac.
Swfty01 2 years ago
Japan got there asses kicked all over the Pacific. Show some proof that Japan conquered Australia like the proof shown that your missus sounds like nails on a chalkboard when she sings. By the way, you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag with a pair of scissors, you'd just panic and burst into tears. Whats going to be your comeback this time? Koala Cum? You've got nothing, ziltch,zero, zip.
Swfty01 2 years ago
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always satisfying to see some dead whites
If would be nice to have some whites breed new blondes to use as sex slaves and torture the unwanted ones.
28340982 2 years ago
Its not hard to see the sexually frustrated person here is it? No women want you pin dick? You can always pay for it if your welfare check can afford it.
Swfty01 2 years ago
I can fuck your white sister if you want to, dirty white dog.
28340982 2 years ago
And I love you too. Come here and give me a hug, you sound like you need a hug
Swfty01 2 years ago
sylviekloot u racist pig the most devistating fire in victoria was lit by lightning...
nickemojo 2 years ago
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The Australian fires were started by Australians. Fact.
If your own people hate you so much that they would visit such tragedy and destruction upon their own, then how do you imagine that the rest of us must feel about your country and people.
We are glad the tragedy did not grow larger, but we will still turn our backs to you in a time of devastation.
As you so willingly offend the world, so too you must take our insults.
Nationally and personally you have invited such as that.
SylvieKloot 2 years ago
Hey Pornchapp... fuck u i lost m8's in that fire.... i fucken burn u alive
goodas888 2 years ago 5
Dont pay any attention to that syphillis ridden aids germ goodas .
peace to your mates
Bunyipz 2 years ago 4
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I just heard these fires are being called the Big Aussie Barbeque.
MyNameIsMarijuana 2 years ago
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Hey Australia. The world is waiting for an encore to the great australian wildfires. Maybe you could round up some aussies, you know, Auschwitz style...and burn them. O.K.? That would be great.
porchnapp 2 years ago
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ahahahahaha burn cunts!
187FagstraliaLoL 2 years ago
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Hey Australia. Your wildfires got me thinking that this must be what heaven is like. So beautiful.
porchnapp 2 years ago
jesus
Rizzlehawaii 2 years ago
mate, you guys did the exact same thing "look it's land, fuck off NATIVES it's ours"
DeadcatKaye 2 years ago
Nah next time the fires at your house
Swfty01 2 years ago
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burn faggots! lol
187FagstraliaLoL 2 years ago
u r one sick fuck!!!!!! if i ever here yr shit from yr mouth again u will burn in fucking hell u cunt of a thing u r not human........rip fire victoms.........shut yr mouth scum
mandymoo33 2 years ago
Thank you for posting vid. Someone please advise re gel strategy. Is there any planning for wildland greenbelts in Australia? I understand that there are greenbelts close in to the cities, could it be done here? Say 500 yard cuts a mile to the (predominant) windward.
VolkgartenBySquirrel 2 years ago
Hey Australia. Your wildfires were beautiful. Thanks for the memories.
porchnapp 2 years ago
the fires were not beautiful. they were so scary. u heartless cunt i wish that u were burned in the fires. good memory
redstripes98 2 years ago
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porchnapp 2 years ago
We have wildfires here in California, too. But they're not the sweet towering infernos that you have in Australia. How do you do it? Is it the type of foliage? The humidity? The winds? It's so perfect and beautiful.
porchnapp 2 years ago
Says the white American lol. Must be sad little life you lead to dribble hate towards a nation you obviously have never visited. Thats right, they dont allow dope here. Best you save the plane ticket money and spend it on an education.
Swfty01 2 years ago 4
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Sunset on the beach in Maui. Beautiful. Sunrise over the Grand Canyon. Perfect. Making love to Jessica Alba. Surreal. But nothing compares to the great Australian Wildfires. Simply the most beautiful phenomenom I've ever witnessed. Period.
porchnapp 2 years ago
thats why you cunts are getting arse fucked in the middle east and now are fucking pulling out they should send cocksucking cunts like you there instead off decent people to get arse raped by those fucking animals. YA FUCKING DOG
MegaAngel85 2 years ago
Hey Australia. Your fires were the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Please do it again soon.
porchnapp 2 years ago
fuck off you cocksucking little fucking maggot you need 2 be put down like the fucking dog you are cunt
MegaAngel85 2 years ago 2
Are you expecting that such a comment will result in respect for your nation.
Australia is truly a land putrid with arrogance conceit and racism.
You had our good opinion once long ago.
You did not deserve it then, but we gave Australia and Australians the benefit of our doubts.
But then we learned of your boastful claims of moral social and political leadership. At that time we saw you as the fraud you truly are.
We turn our backs to you now, just as you have always done to us.
SylvieKloot 2 years ago
hey you fucking bitch you're the racist one here!! Don't be expecting a great reputation of Egypt any day soon, not with racist whores like you who make it look like garbage...think it through and you will soon see that you're the one who is racist here!!!
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fkngtwat 2 years ago
Hey Australia. Can you get another wildfire going? I enjoyed the last one so much.
porchnapp 2 years ago
thats not cool, thats actually a very sad comment
purepwn01 2 years ago
such a wanker
fkngtwat 2 years ago
Our hearts go out to the Australian people.
MikeofWyoming 2 years ago
No,whats nothing is trolls who havent anything productive to contribute to the world so they hate. I wouldnt start pointing the finger at peoples faults if you are in fact from the US though.
Swfty01 2 years ago
your a piece of shit u fat fukn retarded old fukr u fat shit i tell u where i live and say it to my face fukn hero i mean wat i just said
fkngtwat 2 years ago
And what has got a bee in your nappy? What have I said to upset you child?
Swfty01 2 years ago
Yeah yeah back in your box. Heard it all before.Like your opinion matters
Swfty01 2 years ago
Yeah yeah sorry pin dick but no bite here.I know I live in the best country in the world and have full permission to be here from a friends relatives who "own" the land Im on .
Swfty01 2 years ago
I repect your opinion and seeing none of us were there its quite possible. But if we want to continue best we do it via PM. We are waaaay off topic lol.
Swfty01 2 years ago
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tasteforspeed 2 years ago
Hey mate. it doesnt make sense to you because your head is full of Japanese fantasy.
when you turely see the real side. you should get off from those Japanese women. and fantasy toward
them. they are war criminal.. how can you depend them like this? there are no reson you should do that.
hey I am Korean but I do have great respect towards Australia. and I know how Tasmania was invaded
by Japanese fucking fricks.. they still say Tasmania is Japaniese territory.
drahn1275 2 years ago
drahn1275 Japan made a deal with the Nazis in WWII - Japan gets the mainland and the Germans get Tasmania.
I don't think many Japs think they have any rights to Australia, though they did offer to build a technology city in WA 15 years ago. Only the right wing nationalists try to find reasons to believe Australia is theirs, but they are lunatics.
Logicbeatslies 2 years ago
when the heck did the germans try to get tasmania? That's bullshit, why the heck would germans come all the way over here for a tiny island!
PoltergeistGhost 2 years ago
It could be bullshit but both countries are reported to have made an agreement.
They would not have invaded Australia to get Tasmania, but after Australia was already occupied by Japan they were going to split it.
Japan was assisting Germany
Logicbeatslies 2 years ago