Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
@blackbird01T This is a parody, and a pretty good one too. Don't believe me? The Terms of Service on the website clearly state, "This is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody." I also got banned in like, 25 minutes. THey also changed my name and my location. It's REALLY funny to read.
@willo9000 this an old post but yeah i did not know until after i posted it, but still there are some atheist who think that it is a true Christian website.
This guy if he is a baptist preacher he is of the devil. I am baptist and so is my brother in law who happens to be a baptist mininster. This guy is a fake. He who is without sin cast the first stone. This guy is casting stones everywhere. Only one person was without sin down here and that was jesus. This guy is wolf in sheeps clothing.
some here please tell me when the protestant faith came out and when the christain faith came out when u understand that youll all know the catholic church is the most spiritul and scared faith of all time besides orthodox christains and coptics christains
Pastor Deacon Fred is a TRUE WARRIOR of God! Praise his Sweet Holy Name!
Sounds like many yellow-belly pansy "Christians" on here can't handle the TRUE Word of Jesus. Don't worry, they'll be handling the FLAMES of Hell for Eternity.
i am a solid catholic guy. THIS GUY IS SO STUPID.. READ MY LIPS. STUPID. u never heard catholic saying bad things about other religion, this guy is a pure fagget.. burn ur soul to hell is what will befall on you.
@johnfaler : "Landover Baptist Church" is parody. It's made up. They make fun of Baptist religious nuts by portraying them as the ignorant, hypocrital baffoons that so many of them are. The name is a twist on Westover Baptist Church in Kansas where the Phelps family of sickos attend. Anyway, Landover has a website that's hysterically funny and disturbingly true.
@TheIntolerantAtheist: What's really scarey is how many people take this seriously. I watched the video on your channel and I loved it. I've been living in Texas for several years now and I have several friends who are intelligent, educated people but they still believe that the earth is a few thousand years old. There's no talking to them. This is what they've been told over and over again and this is what they will hang onto 'til the day they die. It's scarey.
excuse me ignoramus, but catholics are not catholics. Catholics are christians that attend a catholic church, just as baptists are christians that attend a baptist church. Baptists and Catholics are both christians.
May the Holy Flying One caress this good man, Pastor Deacon Fred, with his noodley appendage and may he allow the true sauce of spiritual life enter his stomach and cleanse his bowels.
Aside from the credit score nonsense, I've met people who really sound like this guy, and they aren't just kidding around. So I can definitely understand why some people aren't catching that this is a comedy video.
Say what you want, but TRUE baptists pastors DO NOT molest little boys. We baptists spend our time PRAYING to sweet Jesus, not playing fiddlesticks with younguns.
this guy is retarted he swears and insults other relgions and faiths you call this guy a deacon Jesus never spoke latin or english he spoke arimaen and we dont do arobeics we pray to the saints because we admire how they have turned to god and lastly i went to one of your so called churchs and all you do is teach how to convert other people to your faith and you use rabina as the blood of christ you think they drank rabina back then you protesrians better shut your mouth we are the first church
the baptist church offends the catholic church they think they are the first church haha go read some history you baptists came at the time of the epire age catholics came at least 60 ad
@barsyha I don't waste time trying to argue with people. I don't stress out I trust GOD to do HIS WORK. If you don't want to go to a baptist church then don't go it's that easy. Why waste time trying to argue. I won't take communion at any catholic church because I'm not in agreement with them. So do what you want.
I'm a baptist and you shouldn't be using the A word before God and the world. Catholics believe they can do anything and then repent. They have to belong to God first. But you shouldn't try to bring people in like that.
@mallory287 lol you dont believe in the bilbe if i came to you and said this is the body and blood of christ you would laugh so you also think you can do whatever you want as well
I do not appreciate this, and I find it very offensive that you are so making fun of the catholic church! I would never want to go to your church after watching this.!
@Nolin27113 i don't appreciate your church and i would never allow any child related to me to be trusted around catholics without others supervising them. it is obvious that the catholic faith breeds pedophilia, and the upper crust of the church believes that it is above the law. your church is a sick breeding ground of immorality, you should be ashamed to call yourself catholic.
@barsyha i am not a baptist and i am not a christian. you should be ashamed to call yourself a christian or a muslim or anything else religious. history has shown us one simple and undeniable fact. people across the world invent religions and they invent gods. there is no reason to believe that any of these gods are real, even your christian one. the bible is a book written by men, it proves nothing about divine creatures. i am an atheist and i know of catholics because i can read.
@Nolin27113 amen my friend are u a catholic these baptist people think they are so smart in jesus how would they know christ as well as we did so they are saying peter never went to rome or paul never was converted well fuck them cause right now they are just trying to make there own curh and good luck
@barsyha Uh-oh, someone had a little too much of the Jesus blood and is getting violent... Not the first time that Catholics would of had a war over some Jesus Juice though.
Thank you Deacon! I am working with my creditors now to try to get up to the holy level of Landover applicants. Is it true you only accept those holy enough to score over 800 at Expedian? If so, I have a great deal of the Lord's work yet to do. I have put my Catholick Bible up on eBay but, so far, there are no takers. Perhaps you could say a marketing prayer for me. Gawd Bless you Deacon! PRAISE!!!
@BAKslider I know a few catholic's that have spoken in tongues, latin is a tradition in ther catholic church. The catholic church is the church that jesus started. We (catholic's) can trace our teachings all the way back to jesus him self.
@acr08807 idols you are retarted if christain put a cross in the church its because we love christ and want to show how much we love him we are all christains stop this debate
@barsyha The 10 Commandments say "thou shalt not make any graven image." What part of that do you Catholics not understand? You don't bother with the Bible, you just make it up as you go along. I mean, for heaven's sake, all of your so-called priests are homos who rape boys. The Catholic Church couldn't better serve Satan than it does right now.
@barsyha Don't stoop to their level man, be a TRUE Catholic, don't cuss. Let them get irritated and cuss at us, the CC is the true church. Know your Bible and fight for your friends, the Catholic Church is flooded with scripture, learn it! Don't let them be led astray by the Baptists. Live your faith and people will be drawn to you because you have something everybody wants and needs. God Bless.
@777ChiRho The dude who made this video is highly against the Babtist church, if you hadn't caught onto the satyrical humor of it then perhaps the Catholic is more ignorant than once supposed.
@planewaves Catholics were the original Christians. Protestants have molded their beliefs to what they want them to be to fit their lifestyles better. Catholics haven't changed what they believe in 2,000 years!
@777ChiRho It is false because they teach false doctrine like bowing down to idols , praying to dead people, put Mary above God which is idolatry, Thinking the waffer is accually Jesus, Changing JESUS birthday because the romans worshiped Mitra Thats why they Cruccified Jesus and changed the True sabbath to sunday, read revalation the whore who sets on 7 hills .Its the Roman catholic church. Lord Jesus Christ was born in autum, because the sheppards dont have the sheep out in winter (Dec).
@s25598 Yeshua (Jesus) was crucified on wendsday and rose on saturday night it wasn't sunday morning if u would read John chapter 20 verse 1, Mary Magdalene when it was yet dark and Jesus was already risen so the catholic changed it to friday to sunday wrong because that doesn't add up to 3 days and 3 nights, and easter is wrong because it is pagan so is x-mas because Christ has nothing to do with x-mas He was born in autum. So the catholic pope has been lying for long time.
@s25598 : I love this. Christian hypocrits pointing fingers and making accusations at each other, finding any reason to fight over who's more right. The best part is when they use their particular brand of Christianity to justify ripping on other people's belief's so that they can feel better about their own. It just never gets old. Keep it coming.
This is probably the funniest video on YouTube! I bet this cock sucker would make a killing as a stand up comedian... Oooh i'm sorry that's what he does already, he's a Baptist preacher!! hahaha, go to Hell you son of a bitch.
This prostitute, I mean protestant Baptist pastor seems to have no idea that is was the catholic church wrote the bible he believes in, he has no idea what real Christians are...without the Catholic Church their would not no christanity.
@fonna Braise the Lamb, and pass the ammunition for the Lawd!!! I wanna go to Jesus Camp!! I wanna learn how to kill Muslims, Jews, Commies, Popes, and anyone who dares to disagree with Pastor!!
@fonna No, no and NO! You've got it wrong again!! It's: Ifitalkalotacrapveryfast it'llsoundveryprofound andfuckwitchristianswillbefooled intothinikingitsa messagefromtheir horriblefuckinggod. Got that? Now, go forth and practise!
I grew up in penecostal/evangelicaal church,this dude has got it down perfect,very funny,Id love to see him speak in tongues that would be some funny shit,I got a real beating when i was a kid for makin fun of the idiots speaking in tongues HAIL SATAN(oops) I mean PRAISE JEZUS!!! LOL
@itsthegreenplatypus hes got the schitck down so tight if youve ever been to a southern babtist or penecostal church it seems very real,(some of em had a sense of humor)just makes even this funnier
Yeah, I bet all those "cath-e-o-lickers" will be running over each other to join Deacon Fred's church--after they check their credit scores! Praise the sweet name of JEEZUS Christ!
Were all going to hell according to them.. yea, this is funnier than hell. but the website is disgusting.
ParanormalRob 3 weeks ago
ITS THE JOKE,,,i was pissed off until i caught on...fred is all a joke, trust me
WeskerHouse013 5 months ago in playlist More videos from lbc4god
"We believe that English is the language in which Jesus .... thought"
(and then, after thinking in English, he spoke in Aramaic lol)
Very Funny :)
UncagedCardinal 8 months ago 3
WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN
Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.
I was band from there forums after i exposed them.
blackbird01T 10 months ago
@blackbird01T This is a parody, and a pretty good one too. Don't believe me? The Terms of Service on the website clearly state, "This is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody." I also got banned in like, 25 minutes. THey also changed my name and my location. It's REALLY funny to read.
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@willo9000 this an old post but yeah i did not know until after i posted it, but still there are some atheist who think that it is a true Christian website.
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LisaBrittRusinyaSund 10 months ago
I LOVE YOUR VIDEO!!!!!!!
molestedcatholic 1 year ago
This guy if he is a baptist preacher he is of the devil. I am baptist and so is my brother in law who happens to be a baptist mininster. This guy is a fake. He who is without sin cast the first stone. This guy is casting stones everywhere. Only one person was without sin down here and that was jesus. This guy is wolf in sheeps clothing.
madman007ist 1 year ago
@madman007ist Get a clue.
ndrthrdr1 8 months ago
SATIRE!
redivivusrisen 1 year ago
some here please tell me when the protestant faith came out and when the christain faith came out when u understand that youll all know the catholic church is the most spiritul and scared faith of all time besides orthodox christains and coptics christains
barsyha 1 year ago
Pastor Deacon Fred is a TRUE WARRIOR of God! Praise his Sweet Holy Name!
Sounds like many yellow-belly pansy "Christians" on here can't handle the TRUE Word of Jesus. Don't worry, they'll be handling the FLAMES of Hell for Eternity.
Some people can't handle the TRUTH!
a2daredevil00 1 year ago
i am a solid catholic guy. THIS GUY IS SO STUPID.. READ MY LIPS. STUPID. u never heard catholic saying bad things about other religion, this guy is a pure fagget.. burn ur soul to hell is what will befall on you.
arthurace33 1 year ago
May the love of Jesus infest the pants of them there Muslims, y'all hear!
Valelacerte 1 year ago
Glory be!
arichis 1 year ago
This is horrible, how aren't catholics not christians? Bringing more division less unity...
johnfaler 1 year ago
@johnfaler : "Landover Baptist Church" is parody. It's made up. They make fun of Baptist religious nuts by portraying them as the ignorant, hypocrital baffoons that so many of them are. The name is a twist on Westover Baptist Church in Kansas where the Phelps family of sickos attend. Anyway, Landover has a website that's hysterically funny and disturbingly true.
zoeyjusko 1 year ago
@zoeyjusko Fred Phelps' church is called the Westboro Baptist Church.
TheIntolerantAtheist 1 year ago
@TheIntolerantAtheist: What's really scarey is how many people take this seriously. I watched the video on your channel and I loved it. I've been living in Texas for several years now and I have several friends who are intelligent, educated people but they still believe that the earth is a few thousand years old. There's no talking to them. This is what they've been told over and over again and this is what they will hang onto 'til the day they die. It's scarey.
zoeyjusko 1 year ago
@zoeyjusko
Everyone in Texas is stupid.
Zxzm 4 months ago
@johnfaler Are you on drugs?
themooddisorders 1 year ago
This is horrible, how aren't catholics not christians? Bringing more division less unity...
johnfaler 1 year ago
ths is another false prophet.
ymark1hotmail 1 year ago
Cute. But ultimately, the 'joke' is on lbc4god.
I suggest that you find something better to do with your time.
36outof50 1 year ago
Suits and ties that cover the evilness of protestant sects. Is it the more fashionable, the more attractive to God. god loves everyone.
valsandie 1 year ago
excuse me ignoramus, but catholics are not catholics. Catholics are christians that attend a catholic church, just as baptists are christians that attend a baptist church. Baptists and Catholics are both christians.
kyleboerner 1 year ago
Atheist pride.
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
May the Holy Flying One caress this good man, Pastor Deacon Fred, with his noodley appendage and may he allow the true sauce of spiritual life enter his stomach and cleanse his bowels.
RAMEN!
macnutz 1 year ago
Aside from the credit score nonsense, I've met people who really sound like this guy, and they aren't just kidding around. So I can definitely understand why some people aren't catching that this is a comedy video.
hagarenfangirl 1 year ago
Yeah this idiot is real convincing, I'm Catholic and I do not want to be baptist so go insult the Jahova's Whintnese.
kristianOLS 1 year ago
@kristianOLS Good to see you caught the joke...
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You sit your ass down and listen to the word of Jesus Christ!
msz1 1 year ago
Being Christian is insulting to humanity.
colinbjwatts 1 year ago
this guys sounds like an idiotXD
seinostrifer1 1 year ago
this is stupid, and it insults both catholics and baptists.
willthacheerleader18 1 year ago
@willthacheerleader18 That is the whole point of the video...
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
Say what you want, but TRUE baptists pastors DO NOT molest little boys. We baptists spend our time PRAYING to sweet Jesus, not playing fiddlesticks with younguns.
MrSmartBob 1 year ago
this guy is retarted he swears and insults other relgions and faiths you call this guy a deacon Jesus never spoke latin or english he spoke arimaen and we dont do arobeics we pray to the saints because we admire how they have turned to god and lastly i went to one of your so called churchs and all you do is teach how to convert other people to your faith and you use rabina as the blood of christ you think they drank rabina back then you protesrians better shut your mouth we are the first church
maggiebarsha 1 year ago
@maggiebarsha
This video is supposed to be a joke.
kei70 1 year ago
@maggiebarsha Always nice to see a Catholic overreact to something that is a joke, why don't you just go start another holy war over this?
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
@MrJotSpew How many 'Holy Wars' has the Catholic Church started?
777ChiRho 1 year ago
@zasranni yout mum for prisident
barsyha 1 year ago
the baptist church offends the catholic church they think they are the first church haha go read some history you baptists came at the time of the epire age catholics came at least 60 ad
barsyha 1 year ago
@barsyha I don't waste time trying to argue with people. I don't stress out I trust GOD to do HIS WORK. If you don't want to go to a baptist church then don't go it's that easy. Why waste time trying to argue. I won't take communion at any catholic church because I'm not in agreement with them. So do what you want.
mallory287 1 year ago
Plaise the LOLd
Maxander2001 1 year ago
I'm a baptist and you shouldn't be using the A word before God and the world. Catholics believe they can do anything and then repent. They have to belong to God first. But you shouldn't try to bring people in like that.
mallory287 1 year ago
@mallory287 lol you dont believe in the bilbe if i came to you and said this is the body and blood of christ you would laugh so you also think you can do whatever you want as well
barsyha 1 year ago
RIP Edna ... I miss your shitty spelling
joaseae2012 1 year ago
Is this a Larry the Cable Guy parody?
WTF?
MGR1900 1 year ago
The amount of people taking this seriously is simply shocking...
Damonf888 1 year ago
I do not appreciate this, and I find it very offensive that you are so making fun of the catholic church! I would never want to go to your church after watching this.!
Nolin27113 1 year ago
@Nolin27113 i don't appreciate your church and i would never allow any child related to me to be trusted around catholics without others supervising them. it is obvious that the catholic faith breeds pedophilia, and the upper crust of the church believes that it is above the law. your church is a sick breeding ground of immorality, you should be ashamed to call yourself catholic.
greycloud24 1 year ago
@greycloud24 lol your baptitst right well how do you know anything about the catholic chruch you should be ashamed in calling yourself christain
barsyha 1 year ago
@barsyha i am not a baptist and i am not a christian. you should be ashamed to call yourself a christian or a muslim or anything else religious. history has shown us one simple and undeniable fact. people across the world invent religions and they invent gods. there is no reason to believe that any of these gods are real, even your christian one. the bible is a book written by men, it proves nothing about divine creatures. i am an atheist and i know of catholics because i can read.
greycloud24 1 year ago
@Nolin27113 amen my friend are u a catholic these baptist people think they are so smart in jesus how would they know christ as well as we did so they are saying peter never went to rome or paul never was converted well fuck them cause right now they are just trying to make there own curh and good luck
barsyha 1 year ago
@barsyha Uh-oh, someone had a little too much of the Jesus blood and is getting violent... Not the first time that Catholics would of had a war over some Jesus Juice though.
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
I have no CATHOLIC sins to confess
stub112 1 year ago
@stub112 Sins are sins regardless of your religion.
777ChiRho 1 year ago
Don't forget to friend Pastor Deacon Fred on FaceBook ... Or Jesus will burn you!
DuGrail 1 year ago
@DuGrail see you think your so like god yourt the lidols that worship
barsyha 1 year ago
Don't forget to friend Pastor Deacon Fred on FaceBook!
DuGrail 1 year ago
Thank you Deacon! I am working with my creditors now to try to get up to the holy level of Landover applicants. Is it true you only accept those holy enough to score over 800 at Expedian? If so, I have a great deal of the Lord's work yet to do. I have put my Catholick Bible up on eBay but, so far, there are no takers. Perhaps you could say a marketing prayer for me. Gawd Bless you Deacon! PRAISE!!!
BAKslider 1 year ago
Mass is no longer done in Latin
stub112 1 year ago
Why speak Latin when you can speak in tongues? Latin is so.... well, ... Roman.
BAKslider 1 year ago
@BAKslider I know a few catholic's that have spoken in tongues, latin is a tradition in ther catholic church. The catholic church is the church that jesus started. We (catholic's) can trace our teachings all the way back to jesus him self.
stub112 1 year ago
@stub112 You bow down before idols. You can't even keep the Ten Commandments in your own churches! You Catholics are not Christians.
acr08807 1 year ago
@acr08807 idols you are retarted if christain put a cross in the church its because we love christ and want to show how much we love him we are all christains stop this debate
barsyha 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@barsyha The 10 Commandments say "thou shalt not make any graven image." What part of that do you Catholics not understand? You don't bother with the Bible, you just make it up as you go along. I mean, for heaven's sake, all of your so-called priests are homos who rape boys. The Catholic Church couldn't better serve Satan than it does right now.
acr08807 1 year ago
@stub112 - Are you gonna confess your Catholic sins and repent, or are you just here to disrupt the Landover flock?
DuGrail 1 year ago
@DuGrail go fuck yourself you low serving scum you are not God so shut up im sick of you baptits people trying to convert all my cathlic friends
barsyha 1 year ago
@barsyha Don't stoop to their level man, be a TRUE Catholic, don't cuss. Let them get irritated and cuss at us, the CC is the true church. Know your Bible and fight for your friends, the Catholic Church is flooded with scripture, learn it! Don't let them be led astray by the Baptists. Live your faith and people will be drawn to you because you have something everybody wants and needs. God Bless.
777ChiRho 1 year ago
@777ChiRho The dude who made this video is highly against the Babtist church, if you hadn't caught onto the satyrical humor of it then perhaps the Catholic is more ignorant than once supposed.
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
True True...Cathylicks never were christians, I totally agree!!
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves Catholics were the original Christians. Protestants have molded their beliefs to what they want them to be to fit their lifestyles better. Catholics haven't changed what they believe in 2,000 years!
777ChiRho 1 year ago
@777ChiRho, Catholics I agree were the original Christians, but not the "Roman" form of Catholism today which is false.
QuantumUni 1 year ago
@QuantumUni How is it false and why? If we are false in believing what we as Roman Catholics believe, what is the religion we should follow?
777ChiRho 1 year ago
@777ChiRho It is false because they teach false doctrine like bowing down to idols , praying to dead people, put Mary above God which is idolatry, Thinking the waffer is accually Jesus, Changing JESUS birthday because the romans worshiped Mitra Thats why they Cruccified Jesus and changed the True sabbath to sunday, read revalation the whore who sets on 7 hills .Its the Roman catholic church. Lord Jesus Christ was born in autum, because the sheppards dont have the sheep out in winter (Dec).
s25598 1 year ago
@s25598 Yeshua (Jesus) was crucified on wendsday and rose on saturday night it wasn't sunday morning if u would read John chapter 20 verse 1, Mary Magdalene when it was yet dark and Jesus was already risen so the catholic changed it to friday to sunday wrong because that doesn't add up to 3 days and 3 nights, and easter is wrong because it is pagan so is x-mas because Christ has nothing to do with x-mas He was born in autum. So the catholic pope has been lying for long time.
s25598 1 year ago
@s25598 it's Wednesday, idiot
Thejuice52 1 year ago
@Thejuice52 So i messed up a stupid name anyways because all days of the week refer to pagan gods. Did you know that!!!
s25598 1 year ago
@s25598 : I love this. Christian hypocrits pointing fingers and making accusations at each other, finding any reason to fight over who's more right. The best part is when they use their particular brand of Christianity to justify ripping on other people's belief's so that they can feel better about their own. It just never gets old. Keep it coming.
zoeyjusko 1 year ago
we speak with a southern accent, just like the lord god in heaven does
rmf86 1 year ago
You know....what's funnier than the Landover Baptist Church are the people who make comments here not realizing that IT'S A PARODY!!
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago
SHOUT GLORY!
ticklebug 1 year ago
Death to the papists....Glory, Pastor Deacon Fred!
ChuckyJesus666 1 year ago
@ChuckyJesus666 GLORY!!!!
ticklebug 1 year ago
you guys are complete idiots
Zbake09 1 year ago
@Zbake09
be gone heathen!!
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves with pleasure
Zbake09 1 year ago
This is probably the funniest video on YouTube! I bet this cock sucker would make a killing as a stand up comedian... Oooh i'm sorry that's what he does already, he's a Baptist preacher!! hahaha, go to Hell you son of a bitch.
VinceGwhite 1 year ago
What a bunch of shit!
bjh66red 1 year ago
Too kind! More about "deadly" sins!!
siderespector 1 year ago
Catholics shall burn in eternal fire for their kiddie fiddling. Amen. Pastor Deacon Fred Rocks!!!
Kerethuk 1 year ago
Landover Baptist is probably the safest place for your child, provided he, or she, is over the age of 21!
hereticsofhollywood 1 year ago
Saint worshiping, pederasting, cathy-o-licks!
chodaboy51500 1 year ago
I wanna join I use to be a Catholicker but not no more since I gots me some better sense. :)
MistressArte 1 year ago
". . . and we speak with a southern accent, just like the Lord God in heaven does!" LOL!!!
iamgulliverjones 1 year ago 17
This prostitute, I mean protestant Baptist pastor seems to have no idea that is was the catholic church wrote the bible he believes in, he has no idea what real Christians are...without the Catholic Church their would not no christanity.
but hey what does he know,
Albanianwarrior23 1 year ago
Hallelujah
sortedwhore 1 year ago
what does a credit score have to do with prasing God???? rediculous, you see, I can't be banned on youtube...
FlyingMermaid09 1 year ago
@FlyingMermaid09
IT'S called "parody religion".
That means it's fake and only met to be humorous . This isn't a real church. It's a atheist organization that makes fun of religion .
I'm trying to be a member but my credit score isn't high enough.
jjason55740 1 year ago 5
God bless you Deacon Fred!
Your brother in Christ!
Deacon Fred
MrDeaconFred 1 year ago
YES! I want membership and Salvation! Please rush my order immediately!!!
coralarch 1 year ago
@coralarch
Braise the Lamb!!
fonna 1 year ago
@fonna Braise the Lamb, and pass the ammunition for the Lawd!!! I wanna go to Jesus Camp!! I wanna learn how to kill Muslims, Jews, Commies, Popes, and anyone who dares to disagree with Pastor!!
coralarch 1 year ago 2
@coralarch
I wanna learn how to jump and scream, and talk in Holyspiritian!!
Rapu shala makasa, in the name of Jeewhiz, we be made holy by the power of Gawd!!
Mosha repsi mama kotu rehef see ye na mama haf sep
fonna 1 year ago
@fonna No, no and NO! You've got it wrong again!! It's: Ifitalkalotacrapveryfast it'llsoundveryprofound andfuckwitchristianswillbefooled intothinikingitsa messagefromtheir horriblefuckinggod. Got that? Now, go forth and practise!
coralarch 1 year ago
@coralarch
Holikrappa!!
Ithinxmemayhave a thee hangofthis!
GLAWRY!!
fonna 1 year ago
@fonna Muchbetterefortandremember glossalaliaisalottafuckingfun! Youcanfoollotsofmoronswiththissortoflark. GLORY!!
coralarch 1 year ago
@fonna Prasiealawd!!! andlet'srollaroundlikeapackoffuckwits Thatway,gibberingfoolswillthinkwe'rerealltyholyandbelovedby GAWD!!!
coralarch 1 year ago
@coralarch
ooeeeooahahtingtangwallawallabingbang!!
fonna 1 year ago
@fonna No! No! and No! TheLawddidNOTinspirethoseevildemionicwordsYouare possessedbySATAN!!!! Repent!!
coralarch 1 year ago
This guys does it too well lol
TheFluffyDuck 1 year ago
Are they called Catholics because they are like alcoholics who drink from catheters ? Cath-olics...
formless777 1 year ago
WOW.
stephabetune 1 year ago
praise jebus!
starberry2947 1 year ago 4
lmfao, this is great. love it.
TheStig000 1 year ago
Cath-io-lickers.
TheStig000 1 year ago
Praise Jebus!
Knr911 1 year ago
OMG so funny Pastor Fred. God bless!
jfinite 1 year ago
Oh Glory!!!!
Bloodgulch1968 1 year ago
Praise JESUS! Go telling on the mountain Pastor Deacon.
matcotech 1 year ago
GLORT! AMEN! Hail to the JEBUS!
h8red42 1 year ago
GLORT! AMEN! Hail to the JEBUS!
h8red42 1 year ago
Wise words Pastor!
welshgit 1 year ago
AMEN, brother!
nozr138 1 year ago
kathy 'o lick.............'she irish?
inconceivabledark 1 year ago
@inconceivabledark I know her... nice tongue LOL
Vogter2100 1 year ago 2
Pastor: do you do background checks on all staff who care for children in your church?
Expressiton 1 year ago
God in heaven speaks with a southern accent? Wow, that's a new one!
auriciangelescu 1 year ago
God bless you, Pastor Deacon Fred Smith!
MagnusIan 1 year ago 19
Blessed are we to have an outstanding pastor, so well endowed as to harness the power of the internets to sprerad the gospel Glory!
thruthem 1 year ago 4
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I love the good Pastor. He's too funny.
"Cathyo lickers" LMAOOOO
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CURIOUSSERA 1 year ago
A true Christian.
no1saphead 1 year ago
I grew up in penecostal/evangelicaal church,this dude has got it down perfect,very funny,Id love to see him speak in tongues that would be some funny shit,I got a real beating when i was a kid for makin fun of the idiots speaking in tongues HAIL SATAN(oops) I mean PRAISE JEZUS!!! LOL
fraterlucifer888 1 year ago
Pastor Deacon Fred is the greatest man in all of Christendom! GLORY!
WhiteRose226 1 year ago 3
Praise JEZUS
Il be sure to send mine.
applefrog111 1 year ago
Jesus thought in English.
Cant get enough of this!
samten54 1 year ago 2
Amen pastor Amen!
5UCCUBU55 1 year ago
i love that some people think this is a real church...the ppl on the landover baptist church forums are hilarious
itsthegreenplatypus 1 year ago
@itsthegreenplatypus lol I know, the funniest posts come from the people who think it's a real church.
WhiteRose226 1 year ago 27
@WhiteRose226 I know! Fred rocks!!
SkyDaddy7 1 year ago
@WhiteRose226 Shh, don't give it away! Let them keep believing.
MonkeyBallZ214 1 year ago
@itsthegreenplatypus hes got the schitck down so tight if youve ever been to a southern babtist or penecostal church it seems very real,(some of em had a sense of humor)just makes even this funnier
fraterlucifer888 1 year ago
heh heh heh priceless!!!!!
krunchee22 1 year ago 3
All those Cathy-o-licks were molested as children. Amen!
CousinoMacul 1 year ago
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voyzovrezon 1 year ago
Yeah, I bet all those "cath-e-o-lickers" will be running over each other to join Deacon Fred's church--after they check their credit scores! Praise the sweet name of JEEZUS Christ!
voyzovrezon 1 year ago
Glory hallelujah, praise the sweet name of Zombie Jesus, for he rose again on this day, and wants your soul!
theblueo1 1 year ago
Fabulous! HAHAHA
NatureLegalized 1 year ago
great studie, your my mentor!
chickengeorge1236 1 year ago
For the sweet name of baby Jesus, check your credit score dear catheolikers... LOL
DeletedDelusion 1 year ago 2
"We speak with a Southern accent, just like the lord god in heaven does." Fuckin' LOLZ!!
LordSlag 1 year ago 2
Glory!
Astro459075 1 year ago