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  • Comedy = Tragedy + Time

    therefore: comedy = last human alive + 9999999999 days

    comedy = Lolz for years!

  • i wanna buy a tsundere turret!!!!!

  • what happens if you go into the test GLaDOS tells you to go??

  • @monichu5 i think it explodes .... well knowing GLaDOS that is possible

  • did u know at best buy they have this game 4 the computer windows or mac in case any of u dont have the game thought u would like to know :)

  • Old caretaker? Gone Crazy? It's Obviously Ratman. 

  • Those turrets were ment to be sent to peoples homes. But how do you deactivate their security if you had one?

  • Connect The CONTROLLER!!

  • Why is it whenever I click one of these videos, everything BUT the next video is in the related section??

  • What happens if you put the turret that keeps saying that is different in the template analyser?

  • YES!

    Anyone else notice that when he picked up the turret it was quoting Cave Johnson???

  • FOLKLOREEEE

  • Glados aka Robot on a Period :P

  • Lol u got to see him "hack" the door

  • the CAKE is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I've got stuck at 3:00 :(

  • 11:58 "Controller Disconnected Please reconnect the XBOX 360 Controller!" XD

  • part of her + taking up space =

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • The bad turrets sure are hilarious.

  • That part with the defective turrets

    HAHAHA I can't bring myself to leave the area it's so funny LMFAO

  • GLaDOS ia a ars- wait...is that cake?.....

  • nevermind its an accent beyond

  • roger roger

  • nice!

  • From 6:34 to 6:46? The noise, what song from the soundtrack is it on?

  • That music/noise at 6:34, what song is it? Is it on the soundtrack?

  • Damn ads! I wanna see Portal 2, not an ad for a Cartoon Network show!

  • ADVERTISEING!

    Y U NO LET ME WATCH VIDEO!

    seriously... i cant watch the video as the ads keep freezeing ¬¬

  • im watching this video............ LIKE A BOSS

  • 11:56 wtf?!

    

  • 9:52 starwars vibs:)

  • What happens if you follow GLaDos instead of following Weatly?

  • @weaslegirl96 Gas flows into the chamber and you die

  • what happends if u do test im also watching this series :D

  • I got the "Good Listener" Badge. XD (Thumb me up if you did,too.)

  • fail at 11:52 :)

  • Check on freegamemovieblogspotcom to download portal 2 update 4 and 5

  • OMG this game is halarious, I love how much the turrets talk

    "Shootin' blanks every time. ALL the time."

    "So... we're all supposed to blind then right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic."

    ROFL

  • DAMN!!!! This guy coompletes those test LIKE A BOSSSS!!!!!!

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  • Wheaty!!!! Ftw!!!

  • i like that defective turret he is silly too.

  • i love wheaty he is very silly and is one of the only reasons im watching this.

  • I'm glad Wheatly didn't actually "die" per se. He is my favorite character! As I am sure he is for many people.

  • 15:01

  • Aww your so nice for saving that turrent :)

  • Around 5:52, what would happen if you finish the last test?

  • @RinoaLionstar you woud get an achievement and die

  • @RinoaLionstar you cant its REALLY a trap that kills you, to be more precise, its a neurotoxin chamber!

  • @cookinmom35

    but at least u get a Trophy/Achievement for it 8D

  • Are we all supposed to be blind or is it just me?

  • @S117Rules

    yes indeed. yes indeed.

  • Glados turned off your controller.

  • "At least she can't touch us back here." Great way of putting it, Wheatley.

  • Every time I replay the part with Wheatley "hacking" the door, I just burst out laughing. Just the way he bluntly shoves his "face" in there, all in about a half a second. Great capture, btw.

  • Why can't Glados reach them there?

  • I don't understand the point of the testing story-wise. What do they need to do the tests for?

  • @Davidwilson1212 Obviously FOR SCIENCE!

  • Get mad! Get crunk!

  • 7:42 Wheatley's rail got... sucked?

  • um wat happened?? 11:54

  • 08:14

    "I can see you..." XD

  • controller malfunction dude? :D

  • 72master death

  • U CANT FIRE MEH I QUIIIIIIIIIIIT!!

    lol dumbass turret

  • in the game,you control a female or male character?

  • @MrLudaVjeverica1

    a female, known as Chell... :)

  • 11:55

    LOL

  • HEY! ITS ME! Who in the heck would say that when they die? one answer.... Turrets

  • what happens if you run to the last test ?

  • @72master GLaDOS kills you.

  • @ratlover523 Well this isnt right.You kill her in the first version but here she lets you live because you save her.

  • @tensakiller Yes, but that is later on in the game.

  • thumbs up if you're watching this like a series! XD

  • @oskarkovac1 Because I have an awful PC? Yes indeed.

  • I loved it when GLaDOS disconnected your controller =D

  • love vault part

    

  • skilll

    

  • smells armpits. Wheatley i'm not smelly at all!

  • Lol, the defective turret is funny

  • they told me if i EVER CLICK the disliked button i WOULD DIE!! ( but I never needed to click it !!)

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  • 16 peoples controlers disconnected and never turned back on...

  • No offense (and i sincerely apologize if it does) but in the first videos you didn't seem to know where you were going, but now you are an expert at the game. I'm guessing you looked at a guide.

  • "Alright I'm gonna have to hack the door. ." 14:54 (breaks glass) "there! hacked!" XD

  • if you look in the orange portal at 1:25 you can see yourself.

  • Hahaha, defective turrent is awesome. No bullets, no eyesight. How do I know that it has no eyesight?

    "So, we're all supposed to be blind now? Fantastic!"

  • I am aware who the voice actor for Wheatley is, but for some reason, the way he speaks just reminds me of David Tennant and Matt Smith. The tone, and the hasty nature.

  • A little bit before 6:00, is it possible to go back and do the last test?

  • @supergreatsuper /watch?v=KbTXHuytW6g

  • I swear Valve is a company of geniuses

  • @srmax13 Geniuses, that can't count to 3... -.-

  • @srmax13 geniuses who cannot count to three

  • @srmax13

    "100..200...400 000 dollars."

    Valve said that during Meet the Heavy.

    THEY CANT COUNT TO THREE.

  • @MisslemikeTheBrony You'd be surprised at how many people said that.

  • @srmax13

    I'm not that surprised.

  • I am getting pretty FUCKING PISSED WITH THE ONLIVE ADVERT! I DON'T WANT YOUR CRAPPY CLOUD SYSTEM! I HAVE A CONSOLE! NOW FUCK OFF! Pardon my Language

  • omfg the character is a woman

  • @123jamiel1011 Wow, you didn't know that? Dumbass.

  • @Surefireshotgun u can know who dont have a life

  • did you know that if you listen to GLaDOS while you're running away from her you get an achievement

  • controller disconnected.....GODDAMN YOU GLaDOS! o wait. nvrm.

  • the deer is a lie !!!!!!!!

  • Defective turrets for win! XD

  • 3:50 why glados always hating on chell curvy figure lol

    15:00 nice portal placement for us to see how wheatley "hacked" the door lol

  • hey what happens if try to finish the last test that GLaDos open for Chell?

  • @The57912 (bit of a spoiler) She basically just kills Chell with a deadly gas, but you can unlock the 'Good Listener' Achievement if you do that test from what I heard

  • Lol Wheatley broke the window when you were looking through the portal when he told you to turn around

  • lol, disconnected controller. i love that

    

  • WHEEEEEEEEAAAAAATLEY!!!!!!!!

  • best, escape music, ever

  • This game could have been better in a third person perspective..... usally FPSes rattle and shake the screen too much.... but this a strategy game... that too a physics game... so try imagining this as a TPS, it is better than FP perspective......

  • @vijaykurosaki No, not really. Half of your girl would block the view pretty hard when you want to do some precise shooting.

  • @troy1002x Have you ever played a good third person shooter, like Codename 47 or something like that. TPSes do not make you go dizzy, these FPSes make me feel nauseous. Especially a dimension altering game like Portal. See the ending parts. She tries to go up a really long tunnel. 13 mins due to improper first person view. It would be better as a TPS.

  • @vijaykurosaki Sorry bro, it's really just a matter of opinion.

  • @vijaykurosaki lol Seriously dude? Portal makes you fucking dizzy? Do 3D movies make you flip out as well? seriously I fucking hate people who criticize innovation because they are too fucking frail to handle the experience. Learn to fucking stomach it.

  • @spawn22222 Are you currently fucking your girlfriend now? Cause you use the f word too many times.... and who said I hate the game? AND JUST WHO THE HELL SAID THAT I HATE INNOVATIONS LIKE PORTAL???

  • @vijaykurosaki I seriously just pisses me off when people criticize amazing things like Portal because THEY get dizzy from it. Making suggestions on how it could be fucking BETTER? When THEY have some stomach defect or whatever. I don't get how this makes you dizzy it's just a game.

  • @spawn22222 Hehe, youre missing da point, I said it could be "fucking" better if it was a TPS? Got it?

  • @vijaykurosaki No, I'm not missing the point. You're saying this could be better, but it's all on the basis that it makes you dizzy to begin with.That's all, it's really biased. How could this be better as a TPS? It's not weak because it just makes a minority of people dizzy, that not a valid reason.

  • @spawn22222 I never said its weak... I loved the first game... I really did... unfortunately the second game wasnt available to me (my PS3 had crashed and my mom's not gettin me another one). The way you argue with me, it feels like I killed your pet cat..... (and now in the reply to this you will definitely say "Oh I wont care if you kill my cat but dont insult Portal".... right?)....

  • @vijaykurosaki No, it just pisses me off when people start something could be better on the grounds of a really stupid reason that has nothing to do wit the game and only yourself. Like it makes me dizzy. Portal is perfect how it is. It would be fucking stupid as a TPS and the only reason you're saying it could be better if, is because of a problem with you that's stupid.

  • @spawn22222 Theres no point in arguing with you... you like the game... you play... i too like it... atleast I'm gonna buy it for my PC.... and you talk too much... I'm gonna kill your cat....

  • @vijaykurosaki Whatever. Go watch a 3D movie and have a seizure then say the movie could have been better without 3D because you had a seizure, or whatever it is you people do.

  • @spawn22222 Tell me the name of your cat. I think it needs to meet GlaDOS.

  • @vijaykurosaki Actually to tell you the truth, and I'm not kidding, my cat recently just passed away a few weeks ago. Watch what you say, you seem like you're 11 years old anyway though, but thanks for being insensitive asshole.

  • @spawn22222 Hell, I'm turning 17 this year. Sorry for your cat... but go visit some Anger management centre. You sound like youre 60. Getting angry at the slightest provocation.

  • @vijaykurosaki I'm actually only a year older than you. Sorry I got pissed, I was just angry at stupid fucking opinions from stupid people, and I felt my opinions weren't being heard. Your's seemed dumb to me so I took it out on you. My apologies.

  • @spawn22222 I'm sorry too...

  • @vijaykurosaki predicting something lowers it probability

  • @Karathedirtyangel Hehe, philosophy... I like it... nice point....

  • @Karathedirtyangel That's not true in my case. Usually, if I guess something's going to happen, I'm correct.

  • Wow! I didn't know that the Turret was quoting Cave Johnson's lemon rant from later on!

  • oooo man, at 11:05 when the show you the making of the turret and then packege it, I sooo want to buy one

  • the defective turret said hell

  • 16 people's controllers were disconnected...

  • @ThePatient94 guess their batteries gave up on 'em...

  • at 01:26 you can see yourself :3

  • OH MY GOD I COULD ALMOST SEE CHELL THROUGH THE PORTAL WALKING INTO THE PORTAL THROUGH THE BLUE PORTAL!

  • @Warrock1204 ...I hope you're being sarcastic D:

  • @Warrock1204 Dude, that's easy to do..

  • Why is this game so fucking awesome?

  • 3:00 Whoa, that was quick.

  • TAKE GLADOS'S ADVICE

    

  • so all of us turrets are suposed to be blind not just me

  • 11:09

    Sentry Turret

    NOW TALKING

    lol

  • Different turret:

    -i'm different

    -thank you

    -get mad

    -don't make lemonade

    -blablabla about prometeus

    -forgot what she says(that's me :P)

    -her name is Caroline.

    -that's all I can say.

  • @FallenStarXoX where you forgot what she says, she says "It's not enough..."

  • I dont know why but wheatly reminds me of Simon from the yogscast.

  • POTaDOS

  • wheatley FTW

  • "Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."

  • Only GLaDOS can make confetti sound ominous.

  • anybody else go in the chamber at 05:54?just out of curiosity? ^.^

  • @kloski I did. They had some cake up there.

  • T-pain's wife is a sadistic psycho bitch?

  • if only i could pick up and take the im different tourets home with me. :'> ill give them some yummy oil or charge them whenever they need. :'<

  • The turret was so cute... he doesnt like lemonade..WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...

  • @HabbitWillDevil

    No your not.

  • I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing

    Look-metal ball- I can hear you

    Run, I don't need to do the voice, run!

  • Prometheus was punished y the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowls of the earth and pecked by birds, this guy should be MY history teacher!

  • Orh the Im Different Turret!

  • For those who don't know the defective turrets are voiced by Nolan North, The genius behind Nathan Drake(Uncharted)/Deadpool (Marvel vs Capcom3)/Penguin (Batman Arkham City), he also does the defective Cores I believe

  • @sh0tgun4 Yeah he kinda does!

  • Responce

    Turrent : Why?

  • Stop calling Chell fat GLaDOS! She's CURVY!

  • Why is this game only rated E10? Shouldn't it be rated T like the original?

  • wheatley reminds me of the monitor from halo reach

  • That is exactly why i use the Razer Onza

    hahaha i sound like an advertisement

  • 14 people had the- oh wait I have testicles

  • Ha, he almost die!!

  • jajajajaja he only break the glass