Every time I replay the part with Wheatley "hacking" the door, I just burst out laughing. Just the way he bluntly shoves his "face" in there, all in about a half a second. Great capture, btw.
No offense (and i sincerely apologize if it does) but in the first videos you didn't seem to know where you were going, but now you are an expert at the game. I'm guessing you looked at a guide.
I am aware who the voice actor for Wheatley is, but for some reason, the way he speaks just reminds me of David Tennant and Matt Smith. The tone, and the hasty nature.
@The57912 (bit of a spoiler) She basically just kills Chell with a deadly gas, but you can unlock the 'Good Listener' Achievement if you do that test from what I heard
This game could have been better in a third person perspective..... usally FPSes rattle and shake the screen too much.... but this a strategy game... that too a physics game... so try imagining this as a TPS, it is better than FP perspective......
@troy1002x Have you ever played a good third person shooter, like Codename 47 or something like that. TPSes do not make you go dizzy, these FPSes make me feel nauseous. Especially a dimension altering game like Portal. See the ending parts. She tries to go up a really long tunnel. 13 mins due to improper first person view. It would be better as a TPS.
@vijaykurosaki lol Seriously dude? Portal makes you fucking dizzy? Do 3D movies make you flip out as well? seriously I fucking hate people who criticize innovation because they are too fucking frail to handle the experience. Learn to fucking stomach it.
@spawn22222 Are you currently fucking your girlfriend now? Cause you use the f word too many times.... and who said I hate the game? AND JUST WHO THE HELL SAID THAT I HATE INNOVATIONS LIKE PORTAL???
@vijaykurosaki I seriously just pisses me off when people criticize amazing things like Portal because THEY get dizzy from it. Making suggestions on how it could be fucking BETTER? When THEY have some stomach defect or whatever. I don't get how this makes you dizzy it's just a game.
@vijaykurosaki No, I'm not missing the point. You're saying this could be better, but it's all on the basis that it makes you dizzy to begin with.That's all, it's really biased. How could this be better as a TPS? It's not weak because it just makes a minority of people dizzy, that not a valid reason.
@spawn22222 I never said its weak... I loved the first game... I really did... unfortunately the second game wasnt available to me (my PS3 had crashed and my mom's not gettin me another one). The way you argue with me, it feels like I killed your pet cat..... (and now in the reply to this you will definitely say "Oh I wont care if you kill my cat but dont insult Portal".... right?)....
@vijaykurosaki No, it just pisses me off when people start something could be better on the grounds of a really stupid reason that has nothing to do wit the game and only yourself. Like it makes me dizzy. Portal is perfect how it is. It would be fucking stupid as a TPS and the only reason you're saying it could be better if, is because of a problem with you that's stupid.
@spawn22222 Theres no point in arguing with you... you like the game... you play... i too like it... atleast I'm gonna buy it for my PC.... and you talk too much... I'm gonna kill your cat....
@vijaykurosaki Whatever. Go watch a 3D movie and have a seizure then say the movie could have been better without 3D because you had a seizure, or whatever it is you people do.
@vijaykurosaki Actually to tell you the truth, and I'm not kidding, my cat recently just passed away a few weeks ago. Watch what you say, you seem like you're 11 years old anyway though, but thanks for being insensitive asshole.
@spawn22222 Hell, I'm turning 17 this year. Sorry for your cat... but go visit some Anger management centre. You sound like youre 60. Getting angry at the slightest provocation.
@vijaykurosaki I'm actually only a year older than you. Sorry I got pissed, I was just angry at stupid fucking opinions from stupid people, and I felt my opinions weren't being heard. Your's seemed dumb to me so I took it out on you. My apologies.
Prometheus was punished y the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowls of the earth and pecked by birds, this guy should be MY history teacher!
For those who don't know the defective turrets are voiced by Nolan North, The genius behind Nathan Drake(Uncharted)/Deadpool (Marvel vs Capcom3)/Penguin (Batman Arkham City), he also does the defective Cores I believe
Comedy = Tragedy + Time
therefore: comedy = last human alive + 9999999999 days
comedy = Lolz for years!
kepochi1 2 days ago 3
i wanna buy a tsundere turret!!!!!
TakeshiHanataro 3 days ago
what happens if you go into the test GLaDOS tells you to go??
monichu5 4 days ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@monichu5 i think it explodes .... well knowing GLaDOS that is possible
raqmarotemar17 3 days ago
did u know at best buy they have this game 4 the computer windows or mac in case any of u dont have the game thought u would like to know :)
headpidgeons 1 week ago
Old caretaker? Gone Crazy? It's Obviously Ratman.
123Rachee 1 week ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Those turrets were ment to be sent to peoples homes. But how do you deactivate their security if you had one?
Theminecraftplayerdd 1 week ago
Connect The CONTROLLER!!
98yoojin 1 week ago
Why is it whenever I click one of these videos, everything BUT the next video is in the related section??
DominateStudios 1 week ago
What happens if you put the turret that keeps saying that is different in the template analyser?
Gabressan 1 week ago
YES!
Anyone else notice that when he picked up the turret it was quoting Cave Johnson???
TTTLLover18 2 weeks ago
FOLKLOREEEE
ElfenPrimrose 2 weeks ago
Glados aka Robot on a Period :P
TheKarnagg 2 weeks ago
Lol u got to see him "hack" the door
labmjnj 3 weeks ago
the CAKE is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!
TheMh2001 3 weeks ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
I've got stuck at 3:00 :(
DutchySkilz 3 weeks ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
11:58 "Controller Disconnected Please reconnect the XBOX 360 Controller!" XD
DnsssChocolate 3 weeks ago
part of her + taking up space =
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SailorFaith 4 weeks ago
The bad turrets sure are hilarious.
E1craZ4life 1 month ago
That part with the defective turrets
HAHAHA I can't bring myself to leave the area it's so funny LMFAO
SymphonyZero 1 month ago
GLaDOS ia a ars- wait...is that cake?.....
minecraftbomber09 1 month ago
nevermind its an accent beyond
pinklemonade03 1 month ago
roger roger
Mtfbay17 1 month ago
nice!
chiquettethedeadpoet 1 month ago
From 6:34 to 6:46? The noise, what song from the soundtrack is it on?
pinklemonade03 1 month ago
That music/noise at 6:34, what song is it? Is it on the soundtrack?
pinklemonade03 1 month ago
Damn ads! I wanna see Portal 2, not an ad for a Cartoon Network show!
Digichap9 1 month ago
ADVERTISEING!
Y U NO LET ME WATCH VIDEO!
seriously... i cant watch the video as the ads keep freezeing ¬¬
Nebman1996 1 month ago
im watching this video............ LIKE A BOSS
tidus3601 1 month ago
11:56 wtf?!
cmanter2 1 month ago
9:52 starwars vibs:)
whatafuuuuu 1 month ago
What happens if you follow GLaDos instead of following Weatly?
weaslegirl96 1 month ago
@weaslegirl96 Gas flows into the chamber and you die
TheMarvelousDC 1 month ago
what happends if u do test im also watching this series :D
Super21123 1 month ago
I got the "Good Listener" Badge. XD (Thumb me up if you did,too.)
101Eevee101 1 month ago
fail at 11:52 :)
1483931 1 month ago
Check on freegamemovieblogspotcom to download portal 2 update 4 and 5
julioneify 1 month ago
OMG this game is halarious, I love how much the turrets talk
"Shootin' blanks every time. ALL the time."
"So... we're all supposed to blind then right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic."
ROFL
skeptic1890 2 months ago 8
DAMN!!!! This guy coompletes those test LIKE A BOSSSS!!!!!!
Badho97 2 months ago
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Badho97 2 months ago
Wheaty!!!! Ftw!!!
gab12o 2 months ago
i like that defective turret he is silly too.
metalgarurumon669 2 months ago
i love wheaty he is very silly and is one of the only reasons im watching this.
metalgarurumon669 2 months ago
I'm glad Wheatly didn't actually "die" per se. He is my favorite character! As I am sure he is for many people.
NetherJester 2 months ago
15:01
mariois25 2 months ago
Aww your so nice for saving that turrent :)
mariois25 2 months ago
Around 5:52, what would happen if you finish the last test?
RinoaLionstar 2 months ago
@RinoaLionstar you woud get an achievement and die
IluvPoker100 2 months ago
@RinoaLionstar you cant its REALLY a trap that kills you, to be more precise, its a neurotoxin chamber!
cookinmom35 2 months ago
@cookinmom35
but at least u get a Trophy/Achievement for it 8D
DarkJokerOfAmuro 1 month ago
Are we all supposed to be blind or is it just me?
S117Rules 2 months ago
@S117Rules
yes indeed. yes indeed.
wakkawakkautoo9195 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Glados turned off your controller.
ExpertAnime 2 months ago
"At least she can't touch us back here." Great way of putting it, Wheatley.
phrasmotica 2 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Every time I replay the part with Wheatley "hacking" the door, I just burst out laughing. Just the way he bluntly shoves his "face" in there, all in about a half a second. Great capture, btw.
cartoonmasterduplica 2 months ago
Why can't Glados reach them there?
Davidwilson1212 2 months ago
I don't understand the point of the testing story-wise. What do they need to do the tests for?
Davidwilson1212 2 months ago
@Davidwilson1212 Obviously FOR SCIENCE!
cartoonmasterduplica 2 months ago
Get mad! Get crunk!
Junior13113 2 months ago
7:42 Wheatley's rail got... sucked?
TheEDGARHOUSE 2 months ago
um wat happened?? 11:54
cookiemosta555 2 months ago
08:14
"I can see you..." XD
MVNIdewinalisa 3 months ago
controller malfunction dude? :D
ItsDaKoolaidDude 3 months ago
72master death
TheEpitomeOfRANDOM3 3 months ago
U CANT FIRE MEH I QUIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
lol dumbass turret
ItsDaKoolaidDude 3 months ago
in the game,you control a female or male character?
MrLudaVjeverica1 3 months ago
@MrLudaVjeverica1
a female, known as Chell... :)
MVNIdewinalisa 3 months ago
11:55
LOL
NASH999Z 3 months ago
HEY! ITS ME! Who in the heck would say that when they die? one answer.... Turrets
the5coolboys 3 months ago 19
what happens if you run to the last test ?
72master 3 months ago
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@72master She kills you.
DarkTemplar40k 3 months ago
@72master GLaDOS kills you.
ratlover523 3 months ago
@ratlover523 Well this isnt right.You kill her in the first version but here she lets you live because you save her.
tensakiller 3 months ago
@tensakiller Yes, but that is later on in the game.
ratlover523 3 months ago
thumbs up if you're watching this like a series! XD
oskarkovac1 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360) 276
@oskarkovac1 Because I have an awful PC? Yes indeed.
IWPayu 2 months ago
I loved it when GLaDOS disconnected your controller =D
SWARMisDarkWASP 3 months ago
love vault part
zombievslayer2000 3 months ago
skilll
zombievslayer2000 3 months ago
smells armpits. Wheatley i'm not smelly at all!
TheMarioman121 3 months ago
Lol, the defective turret is funny
GoldenDarkness666 3 months ago
they told me if i EVER CLICK the disliked button i WOULD DIE!! ( but I never needed to click it !!)
raqmarotemar17 3 months ago 24
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oh man i hope that aint part of the game on how the controlers disconnect.
HughJackmanFan100 3 months ago
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HughJackmanFan100 3 months ago
16 peoples controlers disconnected and never turned back on...
MarakinandElmo 3 months ago
No offense (and i sincerely apologize if it does) but in the first videos you didn't seem to know where you were going, but now you are an expert at the game. I'm guessing you looked at a guide.
invincibleman999 3 months ago
"Alright I'm gonna have to hack the door. ." 14:54 (breaks glass) "there! hacked!" XD
userID642 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
if you look in the orange portal at 1:25 you can see yourself.
eminem9031 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
Hahaha, defective turrent is awesome. No bullets, no eyesight. How do I know that it has no eyesight?
"So, we're all supposed to be blind now? Fantastic!"
PSISpecter 4 months ago
I am aware who the voice actor for Wheatley is, but for some reason, the way he speaks just reminds me of David Tennant and Matt Smith. The tone, and the hasty nature.
PSISpecter 4 months ago
A little bit before 6:00, is it possible to go back and do the last test?
supergreatsuper 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@supergreatsuper /watch?v=KbTXHuytW6g
jamgmaster 4 months ago
I swear Valve is a company of geniuses
srmax13 4 months ago 131
@srmax13 Geniuses, that can't count to 3... -.-
GoBobe 3 months ago
@srmax13 geniuses who cannot count to three
Karathedirtyangel 1 month ago
@srmax13
"100..200...400 000 dollars."
Valve said that during Meet the Heavy.
THEY CANT COUNT TO THREE.
MisslemikeTheBrony 1 month ago
@MisslemikeTheBrony You'd be surprised at how many people said that.
srmax13 1 month ago
@srmax13
I'm not that surprised.
MisslemikeTheBrony 1 month ago
I am getting pretty FUCKING PISSED WITH THE ONLIVE ADVERT! I DON'T WANT YOUR CRAPPY CLOUD SYSTEM! I HAVE A CONSOLE! NOW FUCK OFF! Pardon my Language
mo24able 4 months ago
omfg the character is a woman
123jamiel1011 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@123jamiel1011 Wow, you didn't know that? Dumbass.
Surefireshotgun 4 months ago
@Surefireshotgun u can know who dont have a life
123jamiel1011 4 months ago
did you know that if you listen to GLaDOS while you're running away from her you get an achievement
TheMrlive2game 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
controller disconnected.....GODDAMN YOU GLaDOS! o wait. nvrm.
MyYorkieIsBellaaaa 4 months ago
the deer is a lie !!!!!!!!
Jskrilla7 4 months ago
Defective turrets for win! XD
Kenisi1 4 months ago
3:50 why glados always hating on chell curvy figure lol
15:00 nice portal placement for us to see how wheatley "hacked" the door lol
kemuael 4 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
hey what happens if try to finish the last test that GLaDos open for Chell?
The57912 4 months ago
@The57912 (bit of a spoiler) She basically just kills Chell with a deadly gas, but you can unlock the 'Good Listener' Achievement if you do that test from what I heard
HaliChan7 4 months ago
Lol Wheatley broke the window when you were looking through the portal when he told you to turn around
starfoxfan123 4 months ago
lol, disconnected controller. i love that
gregman421 4 months ago
WHEEEEEEEEAAAAAATLEY!!!!!!!!
2001kirby 4 months ago
best, escape music, ever
robbthy 5 months ago
This game could have been better in a third person perspective..... usally FPSes rattle and shake the screen too much.... but this a strategy game... that too a physics game... so try imagining this as a TPS, it is better than FP perspective......
vijaykurosaki 5 months ago
@vijaykurosaki No, not really. Half of your girl would block the view pretty hard when you want to do some precise shooting.
troy1002x 5 months ago
@troy1002x Have you ever played a good third person shooter, like Codename 47 or something like that. TPSes do not make you go dizzy, these FPSes make me feel nauseous. Especially a dimension altering game like Portal. See the ending parts. She tries to go up a really long tunnel. 13 mins due to improper first person view. It would be better as a TPS.
vijaykurosaki 5 months ago
@vijaykurosaki Sorry bro, it's really just a matter of opinion.
troy1002x 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki lol Seriously dude? Portal makes you fucking dizzy? Do 3D movies make you flip out as well? seriously I fucking hate people who criticize innovation because they are too fucking frail to handle the experience. Learn to fucking stomach it.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 Are you currently fucking your girlfriend now? Cause you use the f word too many times.... and who said I hate the game? AND JUST WHO THE HELL SAID THAT I HATE INNOVATIONS LIKE PORTAL???
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki I seriously just pisses me off when people criticize amazing things like Portal because THEY get dizzy from it. Making suggestions on how it could be fucking BETTER? When THEY have some stomach defect or whatever. I don't get how this makes you dizzy it's just a game.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 Hehe, youre missing da point, I said it could be "fucking" better if it was a TPS? Got it?
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki No, I'm not missing the point. You're saying this could be better, but it's all on the basis that it makes you dizzy to begin with.That's all, it's really biased. How could this be better as a TPS? It's not weak because it just makes a minority of people dizzy, that not a valid reason.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 I never said its weak... I loved the first game... I really did... unfortunately the second game wasnt available to me (my PS3 had crashed and my mom's not gettin me another one). The way you argue with me, it feels like I killed your pet cat..... (and now in the reply to this you will definitely say "Oh I wont care if you kill my cat but dont insult Portal".... right?)....
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki No, it just pisses me off when people start something could be better on the grounds of a really stupid reason that has nothing to do wit the game and only yourself. Like it makes me dizzy. Portal is perfect how it is. It would be fucking stupid as a TPS and the only reason you're saying it could be better if, is because of a problem with you that's stupid.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 Theres no point in arguing with you... you like the game... you play... i too like it... atleast I'm gonna buy it for my PC.... and you talk too much... I'm gonna kill your cat....
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki Whatever. Go watch a 3D movie and have a seizure then say the movie could have been better without 3D because you had a seizure, or whatever it is you people do.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 Tell me the name of your cat. I think it needs to meet GlaDOS.
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki Actually to tell you the truth, and I'm not kidding, my cat recently just passed away a few weeks ago. Watch what you say, you seem like you're 11 years old anyway though, but thanks for being insensitive asshole.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 Hell, I'm turning 17 this year. Sorry for your cat... but go visit some Anger management centre. You sound like youre 60. Getting angry at the slightest provocation.
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki I'm actually only a year older than you. Sorry I got pissed, I was just angry at stupid fucking opinions from stupid people, and I felt my opinions weren't being heard. Your's seemed dumb to me so I took it out on you. My apologies.
spawn22222 4 months ago
@spawn22222 I'm sorry too...
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@vijaykurosaki predicting something lowers it probability
Karathedirtyangel 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheMediaCows
@Karathedirtyangel Hehe, philosophy... I like it... nice point....
vijaykurosaki 4 months ago
@Karathedirtyangel That's not true in my case. Usually, if I guess something's going to happen, I'm correct.
PSISpecter 4 months ago
Wow! I didn't know that the Turret was quoting Cave Johnson's lemon rant from later on!
kh2luvr 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
oooo man, at 11:05 when the show you the making of the turret and then packege it, I sooo want to buy one
SSBBMN64 5 months ago
the defective turret said hell
pokemonranger526 5 months ago
16 people's controllers were disconnected...
ThePatient94 5 months ago 62
@ThePatient94 guess their batteries gave up on 'em...
supersonic2K8 3 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
at 01:26 you can see yourself :3
HikaruNoIkaros 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
OH MY GOD I COULD ALMOST SEE CHELL THROUGH THE PORTAL WALKING INTO THE PORTAL THROUGH THE BLUE PORTAL!
Warrock1204 5 months ago
@Warrock1204 ...I hope you're being sarcastic D:
sarCAsum0 5 months ago in playlist Portal 2 (PC/PS3/XBOX 360)
@Warrock1204 Dude, that's easy to do..
troy1002x 5 months ago
Why is this game so fucking awesome?
OmegawizardLoL 5 months ago
3:00 Whoa, that was quick.
JediCody2 5 months ago
TAKE GLADOS'S ADVICE
runningsandwich 5 months ago
so all of us turrets are suposed to be blind not just me
thejudge305 6 months ago
11:09
Sentry Turret
NOW TALKING
lol
LinkYaman 6 months ago
Different turret:
-i'm different
-thank you
-get mad
-don't make lemonade
-blablabla about prometeus
-forgot what she says(that's me :P)
-her name is Caroline.
-that's all I can say.
FallenStarXoX 6 months ago
@FallenStarXoX where you forgot what she says, she says "It's not enough..."
margierules000 5 months ago
I dont know why but wheatly reminds me of Simon from the yogscast.
420emokid100 6 months ago
POTaDOS
HedgehogStudios1 6 months ago
wheatley FTW
sukedent1 6 months ago
"Nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."
kdfljgfldghldfgshdfl 6 months ago
Only GLaDOS can make confetti sound ominous.
AnonGirl88 6 months ago
anybody else go in the chamber at 05:54?just out of curiosity? ^.^
kloski 6 months ago
@kloski I did. They had some cake up there.
Mangobitz 6 months ago
T-pain's wife is a sadistic psycho bitch?
CSryoh 6 months ago
if only i could pick up and take the im different tourets home with me. :'> ill give them some yummy oil or charge them whenever they need. :'<
PolskiMale 6 months ago
The turret was so cute... he doesnt like lemonade..WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...
Wheeneshx3 6 months ago
@HabbitWillDevil
No your not.
RedHazelRose 6 months ago
I'm speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing
Look-metal ball- I can hear you
Run, I don't need to do the voice, run!
Cometstarlight 6 months ago 2
Prometheus was punished y the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowls of the earth and pecked by birds, this guy should be MY history teacher!
GRis2awesome 6 months ago
Orh the Im Different Turret!
h0rntail 6 months ago
For those who don't know the defective turrets are voiced by Nolan North, The genius behind Nathan Drake(Uncharted)/Deadpool (Marvel vs Capcom3)/Penguin (Batman Arkham City), he also does the defective Cores I believe
BlackFalcon269 6 months ago
@sh0tgun4 Yeah he kinda does!
STALKER953 6 months ago
Responce
Turrent : Why?
SkyroDarkson 6 months ago
Stop calling Chell fat GLaDOS! She's CURVY!
LotsaSpaghetti84 6 months ago
Why is this game only rated E10? Shouldn't it be rated T like the original?
LotsaSpaghetti84 6 months ago
wheatley reminds me of the monitor from halo reach
sh0tgun4 6 months ago
That is exactly why i use the Razer Onza
hahaha i sound like an advertisement
SpazKing12112 6 months ago
14 people had the- oh wait I have testicles
TheStimpyland 6 months ago 2
Ha, he almost die!!
kissmachine1000 6 months ago
jajajajaja he only break the glass
theleo105 6 months ago