Drunk Moms, WOOOO!

[JonnBeta]

why are there people still responding to the question when this video is almost 2 years old??

[freddykrueger971]

@JonnBeta why are u lol

[JonnBeta]

@freddykrueger971 I didn't o.O

[PurpleZebras823]

I can tell your canadian bc of the way you say sorry x3

[JustinFrostt]

You remind me of Jude from 6teen.

[blackluster901]

Hey I've seen you use the name "Dan" as a police officer name before. Like the one video with the really ugly woman who the cab driver wouldn't have sex with?

[MrTaeRox]

Ninja Name: Ninja.

[ShortSide0fTown]

Why is it, after watching your videos, I feel like I'm slightly stoned or I feel like someone understands how my brain works???

[Sharebear991]

i luv the way u say sorry X3

[horalaura]

People piss me off! 

[010xander010]

My Ninja name would be . Because if a ninja is good your never gonna know anything about him. And my super power would be that when people talk about me they know they're talking about me even though I don't have a name.......... Ok that's a kinda stupid power...

[obamasuck566]

Name Norris-Ninha

Powers Being feared by everyone and being unstoppable

[rainerfilm]

Chuck-Ninja! 

[kevoslilmama]

I love how Canadians say "sorry".

I make my ex say it all the time.....(he's Canadian)

[halodeathfan]

my ninja name is kukosu and my super power will be licking di i mean killing people yeah wow this is a story..............i dont even know what i am talking about so screw being a ninja and i am sure people is getting bored of reading this and i dont know why i am typing more words so have fun

[scoobyblue726]

When I get pulled over and they ask if I'm drinkin and drivin i say im boozin an cruisin

[kokorokitten]

my ninja name would be air mater cus my names ria and ria backwords spells air and my power would be to tuch aney ne and get them high

[KaylaAnimeLover1]

Super Ninja and my ninja power would for to be a ninja :) (===)~~

[roxae2929]

I would be called Nasty Pasty High pie Rebel Pebble Ninja nan and My power would be Whacking people round the face with a hand bag!

[thundergaze]

@mufeed25 And your username is retarded. What's your point?

[LookAtMeNow8352]

i wanna know what happened to the kids...did DHS get the 18-month-old? cuz they really should have....

[mufeed25]

you talk about stupid titles.. fuck this im unsubscribing...

[VCmaster1]

@mufeed25 fluffees a genius leave him alone bitch

[KaylaaTsukiino]

My uncles girlfriend decided to drink and drive with my 3 year old cousin Branden in the backseat not even fastened into his car seat. She hit a pole and he went flying out the window. He hit his head, and died almost instantly.

I will never forgive that bitch.

[saikoscocial]

You are now viewing through ...STONER VISION.

[MAA6988]

Show us your boobs!!! lol

[mazdabombin2]

FLUFFEE you are the shit i dont care what people say but any other youtube video can suck a phat one! SUBSCRIBE TO FLUFFEE TALKS!!! 391 OF BAMFness and counting!!!

signed james from 96130 CALI!!!

[notohaterz]

OMG!!! you are like so protective of children and stuff thats cool mann!!

[kaziabir1]

Fluffee make an example for the other youtubers encourage them to show more boobs, specially the make-up video chicks

[kimy75390]

lol isnt dan the same cop that did the ugly women. XD

[MansonLove1988]

I wanna see FLuffee bewbz! :D lol

[1999sylvie]

777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­777777777777777777777777777777­77777 i dnt get it

[TheFaintVideos]

press 7 over and over again nick nick na nick nick nick Nickaloden

[VEVOTroll]

ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP...

[Dark666Goddess]

And what do you say dan >:o *sigh* Im sorry im such a fuckin pervert

[Gigidabaddest]

train a horse to eat a dick LMAO i saw that on southpark

[woopwoop217]

"cause pfft they dont love me" lol XD

[purplepancake777]

i wanna see ur boobs xD

[DRACOA09876]

twinkyman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[tjhx97]

if i was your parent i'd love you forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

[StubernSnake]

Ninja



[eemmaa123456]

name: puff ball

power: to plow shet up

[PetofJesus]

85 people wanted to see somthing els

[PetofJesus]

6,494 people want to see yo boobs

[EMIN3MCYDE]

my name would be something thats not taken... SPIDERMAN

[Histify]

This sounds exactly like my childhood. Not even kidding. :l

[rubyrocks808]

my name would be ramen

my power would be to..... i dunno

[xstarxlightx1000]

my ninja name would be Chloe, and my power would be to throw shuriken that transformed into 40 pound cats in mid air

[alexxlove44]

lol sorry i'm such a fucken pervert

[ArkinMan123]

mine would be Ninja

[JohnnyMarsBar]

my name would be SILENT WALRUS!!

[narutofan123305]

unacornpopcornlolipoptaconarut­o that name is awesome

[coolbunny75]

I don't know what my name would be but my power would be that I would be able to turn invisible.

[thomas77021]

IM SO STONED WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS STARING TO MAKE SENCE LOL

[TheSt00ner]

@thomas77021 lol always watch fluffee stoned, and your like he's so right lol.

[hahamachine1]

NO DAN!!!! NO!!! [sprays with water] NO!!!

[legacygaming13]

0:00-2:57 was AMAZING 2:58-till i watched youre next vid. suck thou

[lovelysagebo13]

dosent matter ur dead now btich and my ninja power would be just to kill some1 by looking at them

[WhatsUpItsAly]

i would be Violet Shadow the purple ninja and my special ninja power is to suck FLuffee's dick from here in america while his dick is in canada! XD jk . . . my power is to shape shift into a peterradactal

[WhatsUpItsAly]

she left me alone and shit . . .

[str8ballsta]

i wish my mom understood the first 15 seconds

[Rocknshooting]

Hadida-Walkeo-Shu-Sesaiu-Tetas­hki-Teryaki-Susuki-Honda-Civic­! And I Would Have the Power to Make You Say My Name 10 Times Fast!

[polp2378]

Fluffed would make a good daddy if you think about it. :)

[kinglink501]

Giggity slice

[poorman00572]

i wanna see your boobs

[Maria90277]

what is fluffees real name

[Dusk0907]

ive sen my mom drunk b4 and she has droven me drunk before i didnt enjoy it much... my my mom drunk and not driving is fucking halairous!shes all liek "EVERYTHINGS ALL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" and waving her arms in a circular motion! xD lulz great time!!!

[asimo90]

SHOOT A BABY OUT UR PEE HOLE

[fishfoodandfatcats]

Mums*

[rockinrockinrollify]

Lol I Love The Ending :DDD

[dsteffen777]

kibito and my power is to kick people in the big toe really hard

[NamelessNoob89]

Every time he goes to what the conversation is like between the cops and the victium i laugh so hard. He's developing characters if you notice! :) Dan is my favorite! :D

[Mario60665]

hmmm, so if people that know how to drive get drunk and start being horrible at driving, does this mean that someone who doesn't know how to drive and drinks WILL be able to drive?.....I'm confused.....

[KivaYama]

my ninja name will Be The Snow Dog

my power would be let snow and husky fall from the sky. :3

[lizrascal]

My Ninja name would be The Crippled Viper.

And my special power would be Storm of Canes. :D

[Dirtymonkey1998]

my name would be FLuffees sidekick and id have the power to be an awesome ninja

[JustinDrewBieber96]

Is he A pedophile? I meen Like No Thumbs Down But... Think About it look at his neck dosnt that look like a mask that wraps over his REAL face?

[92122094]

@JustinDrewBieber96 OMG i didn't notice that!

[JustinDrewBieber96]

@92122094 Are u using Sarcasm?

[92122094]

@JustinDrewBieber96 no,i actually meant that

[jlieb88]

"fuck, people piss me off"  aggreed

[morganwazhere]

My ninja name would be Kaori Mori and my ninja power would be totally mastering the art of "kicking your ass" :•) √

[MrBannedForever]

my ninja name would be senor hot stuff and my power is absoulutly nothing

[TheBlah0123456789]

I like the end with the "cops". (:

[xoxKatieBaileyxox]

Oh please do show me your boobs :)

[TheKeybladeofdarknes]

my ninja name would be invisible and my ninja power would be the ability to disappear or teleport instantly

[MsNeko101]

sushislayer :3

[WickedFreak609]

i cant say my ninja name, they'll kill me if i do.  :/

[coasterrider27]

My ninja name would be Super flying monkey unicorn pizza head. My power would be to turn into a Mexican unicorn and turn people into tacos

[silverslaji]

My ninja name will be Kyle and my power will be to get 3 wishes each day lol.

[wafflecakepans]

 < this is my ninja name.

[bubblepeppermints]

my ninja power is to kick anyones ass with a chainsaw my ninja name would be asskicker

[rauggo]

U never showed us your boobs!!!!!! Thumbs up if u wanna see Fluffee's boobs!

[GodsFaithfulChild]

STOP SWEARING!!!!!! lol haha:D

[llksk8metal92]

@GodsFaithfulChild ....fuck

[GodsFaithfulChild]

STOP SWEARING!!!!!! lol haha:D

[bmxdrue]

my name would be carlos spicy wiener and have the ability to change the sizo of my spicy wiener

[AcediaXailem]

Erotica-exeus. And my ninja power would be the simultaneous breaking of a million in-use condoms three times a day.

[Germenguy5545]

ohhhh so thats your real name Allen

[1igot2this]

my ninja name would be themaskedninja and my ninja power would be the power to pick up woman fast

[juggalostoner3000]

my ninja name is chopsticks

my power is we never die

[DjStiv3]

fUCK pEOPLE jUST pISS mEE oOFF!

[199vinny]

police man dan fail

[sd8133333]

Maybe your parents don't love you, but I really do ! :D <-(honest to god what my face looks like when I watch your videos.)

[lizardsoncrack]

lol canadian

[MT98soccer]

ninja poop master and my power would be pooping on peoples mouth

[30SecondsToMars11111]

Flashelf

[YumYumBubbleGumm3]

I wanna see your boobs! jkkk  lmfaoo:D

[zeldamaster448]

my ninja name would be ninja flufflee and my power would be the ability to make people watch me talk about random stuff in a chair and get 500k subs off of it! =3

[cowfluf7]

omgggggg i thumbs up i wanna see ur bewbs xD

[cacheena10]

do you have hair? i never seen you without a hat xD

[MegaAwesomenessful]

Sayomi Yoshida, and I would be able to spit fire balls and carry extremely heavy objects. Like gigantic ninja stars.... Yeah, I already had this planned out.

[AlexandIvey]

And what do you say dan?

Im sorry im such a fucking pervert

[crowbarjordan123]

whats the episode called when fluffee shows all his pets

[bullet4mehvalentine]

I'm surprised the 14 year old didn't say anything. In any case they should have left the 14 year old to babysit the 18 month old and the 4 year old. It would have been better than trying to get all three killed.

[Wolflover423]

ninja mc ninja pants

[wwelover313]

LOL to the person who commented "2 camels in a tiny car", gotta love RWJ!

[sassikassirox]

ahahahaah. Wtf? You wear Aeropostale???

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

I wanna see your boobs! xD

[LordJeff6969]

@JonnaJacobsen1995 i do to even tho imma 15 year old guy :P lmfao xD

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

@LordJeff6969 lol xD

[eternalbliss10006]

ninja name: assassinatorXX ninja power: kickin azz

[tdhamilton69]

Dude I freaking love ur vids!!!!!!!!

[bkkoolers]

I love your videos and find them funny.But I just felt the need to say this.People can love there adopted children just as much as there biological children.My little brother is adopted and he is my parents "real" child and they love him just as much as they love me.

[TheAwesomeAnimeWorld]

name: shit  power: shit outa mah mouth

enemy: my shit power: throw shit

[ryuhyabusa1000]

name:black lighting(i couldn't think of anything.......)

power:shoot black lighting out of my eyes,mouth,ass and hands(with no holes in my hands)

enemy:white lighting(once again can't think of anything)

power:shoot white lighting out of eyes,mouth,ass,hands(no holes in hands)

and white lighting is evil,i'm good

[cowfluf7]

fluffee, u owe me boob - showing!!!!! :D

[OXBlazedPhoenixXO]

name: phoenix  power: burn and freeze stuff with my mind

enemies name: ice hole power: shoots ice out of his ass whole

[TheSimpsonsSims]

Coarse I wanna see your boobs LMFAO :L

[reallyflasshy]

Name: Super Epic Ninja

Ability: To divide zero

[DaniWhite28]

i like dan the police officer, u shud put him in all ur videos :D

[718whisper]

that baby reminds me of Stewie griffin

[slpow1]

yoyo im a real smart babay 

[Matei135]

my ninja name will be Nin-Joe and my ninja powers will be : turn original chips into BBQ chips

[MrJohnmarston94]

snake eyes

[Kakortan]

My name would be Kitsumi Umari and my power is a dark sword

[TheCaptainMuffins]

Name: Po the Panda

Power: Wushi finger hold

[SetsunaInoue]

Ninja name = Setsuna Toshirou Inoue. power would be super stealth. kill anyone and everyone w/o being seen or heard

[KdollaProductions]

NAME: the ninja or songlocdong

Ability: well just watch urban ninja 2 and youll know wat im talkin about

[lacrossefire9]

that happened to me when i was like 8 my friends mom drove me home after a night of partying for her. safe to say my mom never forgave her.

[fergalatr]

NAME: annoying chiwawa

POWER: piss every where and have people wanting me kicked over the fence

[RSoverlords]

Thumbs up for Dan ^^

[kellyFrecklescollins]

fluffy-how much weed do you smoke on weekly basis? XD

[golden24680]

Name: Your Mom

Power: To make everything socially awkward!

[FreshNickable2]

Name: Bob the ginger cunt

Ability : Having no feelings at all

[PrincessAmberTDI]

oh, dan the pedophile cop. :)

[YABAtheDRUG357]

0:01

[bpomatto]

name:helldasd

power: sumon alot of zombies and tanks

[COYD5546]

name:ninja

power:ninja

[dimaz802]

name:fluffee

power:have sex with ur self

WHO DO U LIKE WHEN PPL SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT U ASS EATER

[MrBigboi505]

kinja

Kenny the Ninja

Die when i kill someone so i dont get in trouble then respawn

[lisallina]

Pinja

da pink ninja

id have da power to control emotion

[OOOcherios]

my name would be octopussy and i'd people to shag 8 people at once XD

[TheMollyProject]

Damnit Dan!

[weedrathersmoke6]

i would be a fucking condore mexican black chinese japaneze ninja :) and pec would be my power

[coltsfanalltheway]

name the one who silently kicks ass

power punch mofos in the cock

[TheUltimatephoenix71]

Name: (No clue)

Power: Flashstep (For people who have watched bleach)

Superspeed (For people who haven't watched bleach)

[dalansmama]

ninja power: know where to locate and destroy gingys name:the shadow which consumes the demonic gingys of the world

[legacyismyself]

name: Homeless meth head

power: burning down my house and a capability to flip the doc off

[joethahoefosho]

lol my name would be pubic samuri and myy power is i have a pussy magnet...cause that shit would be fun.................until i give you aids

[lovelysagebo13]

my ninja name power would be to jump off bulidings

[dbug541]

so funny yet fucked up!!

[barkalounga]

hey you look so much better with out a beard :)(:

[ginger16kid]

Ginga ninja! Lol

[19RussianDragon92]

Lol you should probably re-think your life. Nice one.