I'm Alan Partridge S01E01 - Part 2

[SROCeallaigh]

'bags of cement, rock hard'...love how imaginative and elaborate Alan is when he's bullshitting

[thepunkfish109]

Just realized that I've become spoiled the last few weeks of watching shows on here without laugh tracks. This is way funny enough to not need a cue when to laugh and now I'm just thinking "Yes, it's funny, now shut up audience. I'm maybe missing a line!"

[MrAnon78]

@thepunkfish109 Yer know, its not all about you...

[thepunkfish109]

@MrAnon78 I don't want it all. 85-90% would be fine.

[Fronika]

I reckon he's got Chicks with Dicks magazines in the drawer. He loves lady boys. 

[Blakkhawks]

I reckon you're a chick with a dick.

[dannyday58218195]

why is the "half a bottle of blue nunn" joke funny...?

[kkirstenc]

@dannyday58218195: Blue Nun is one step above Thunderbird or Night Train for a wine snob like Tony Hayres. The joke is that Alan clearly knows nothing about wine and is oblivious to Tony's contempt for his shameless attempt at pretending to be knowledgable about wine.

[morrossey]

battered.

[purvicide]

He's a smooth negotiator.

[MBInbox92]

Did anyone else spot the cameramans arm at about 5.12 ?

[SROCeallaigh]

@MBInbox92 no, I was watching the episode

[safeashouses211]

He drinks that yellow stuff in tins.

[stants111]

@safeashouses211 what on earth are you doing with your life?

[goombabear]

It is odd to see doors on every room, must stem from a lack of central heating in older homes.

[Masychefx2]

I cant quote anything cos everything he says is hilarious.

[ajivins1]

 I evolve, I don't revolve...

[okukok]

wouldn't want to though. not unless it'd been stunned. even then it's going to weigh the best part of a tonne.

[Zichiable]

Good god, 325k for a five bedroom bastard house. Most people pay that for a 3 bed semi in the south east. Even noticed 75p a litre on fuel in other episodes. Can we go back to 2001?

[hellomynameismercy]

will you take 324??? ... yeah

[mirwin931]

I have a 4 bedroom bastard house!

[murfy83jm]

it's a cast iron egg tree, lacquered.

[anoukhorstink]

My fivebedroombasterdhouse

[Flammenfisch]

Pester Debenhams for whatever you can blag. 

[bid84]

he might make that noise!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Shows you how much tv has 'dumbed down' since this series was first broadcast in 1997. Nowadays Alan's Ideas would be welcome with open arms as exactly the kind of reality television shite the punters want.

[olovcon]

There wil b noise there won't b noise

[goombabear]

I love it when Tony Hayers dies.

[AiMzYMedia]

YES ITS AN EXTENDER!!

[Punkyboy07]

What's in the draw?

D:

I really want to know!

[IVIaster0fIVIuppets]

@Punkyboy07 Are you joking or...?

[Punkyboy07]

@IVIaster0fIVIuppets no. I want to know what's in the drawer. People on the net have said it's them tight leather pants.

[adammm1]

.. willll .. you take 324?

[floridapmi]

one yank... gone!

[tasteofcoda]

Hard Worker, but no affection

[CastleSnowflake]

alan p did buy a house but he lived in a caravan next door

[Oscar301]

shitty zombies

[WaterlooUnsigned]

It's an extender, yes! haha classic

[rg1232]

Rolled on the thighs of a Virgin !



[qwertyhydro]

YES its an extender!

[smitla321]

Battered.........lol

[ahenmaxtae]

i evolve but i dont....revolve..

[jamesjonesrocket]

the look tony hayers gives at 8:20 is priceless! He's thinking 'what a twat'

[sxcbbe101]

action man bow tie!

[punksickjordan]

YES ITS AN EXTENDER!

[goaldemon08]

colonel mustard in the en suite bathroom with a lead pipe..............battered. 

[hazardous1990]

A HA!

[negative39]

Just doesn't get much better than this.

[sydneyfc]

COOK PASS BABTRIDGE

[retrodelicious]

battered

[insinarator]

my 5 bedroom bastard house

[sculmeister]

cast iron egg tree, laquered. Is that included?

[Geemonster69]

Norwich people on average are thick as fucking shit.

Love the show

[Rentaghost76]

"Prefer to go alone.....most times" lol

[Artemis458]

I rewatch this series like every year or two, and it's just as funny everytime, really is a classic

[kimbolton111]

5:15 you can see a camera man on the far left

[plane15]

that with action man bow ties

[lfstorey]

3:48

[BabmerChan]

YES, ITS AN EXTENDER!

[dannyr1129]

that with action man bow ties

[dannyr1129]

smell my CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quayle95]

yes! its an extender!

[Mankey52]

Cock... AND Piss...

[kiwipaddy10]

It's Buck Rogers in the 25th Century by the way, Alan . . .

[benytezz]

half a bottle of Blue Nun!

bwahahahahahahahaha

[Dungarth]

....battered

[jugeteable]

my five bedroom bastard house

[MrPersecutor1]

Yes !! Its an extender lol

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

i'll have a pint of bitter!

[tarak1ng]

What's this little sink here?

It's a rinser.

Get rid of it.

[bartydulake1]

@tarak1ng MY FAVORITE PATRIDGE QUOTE

[johnbradley100]

you know what this room says to me......aqua!

[wizardofloz]

one yank, gone! LOL

[goombabear]

too much magnolia in that home.

[VOLVORULEZ1995]

Alan - "im being boardy lynn, enjoy it!"

Lynn - "(Grunt X 2)"

Alan - "he might make that nois, be a bit wierd though"

LOL ;-/\

[BodomChildBreeder]

''ROLLED ON THE THIGHS OF A VIRGIN!..'

[adammm1]

,, will you takeee ... 324?

[MRDJANDY2009]

at 5.16 you can see a mans arm near the door that is open lol

[Bhodisatvas]

coogan is a comedy genius :)

[MRDJANDY2009]

sod all this wine...just give me a pint of mineral water LOL

[Classicintercourse]

Yes it's an extender!

[MRDJANDY2009]

you know what this room says to me.......AQUA! LOL

[SanguoYiZhi]

What's in the drawer?

[PeterOwen88]

it flushed on the first yank

[propermintgib]

I'll have that with action man bow tie.

[colonelwalker]

Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. Best line ever!!!!!

[lickstickly]

i know every time i pick up a cigar i feel the need to say it

[peepfromsheff]

what is in that draw ive always wanted to know !!!!! haha

[DJEdSaunders]

I'll have a pint of bitter!

[WKaliberr]

aha!!

[jakemsf]

One Yank, Gone!

[WKaliberr]

how dare you talk like that about americans

[relentlessaddict98jm]

@WKaliberr  teehee XD

[faiz2k6]

4:37 he took a dump at a viewing. lol

[Hexagrams]

Yes! Its an extender!

[adammm1]

YES! ITS AN EXTENDER!

[WKaliberr]

penis extender

[77jamess]

well uh... he might make that noise, be a bit weird...

[hotfuzz1982]

He's a fitness instructor, he drinks that yellow stuff in tins he's a idiot

[SimonJ32]

school for the deaf, does that mean there will be noise or there wont be noise? hah

[WeNjIbOo]

lol, I thought someone might say that. XD

[WeNjIbOo]

"has this kitchen been distressed?" lol, so funny. I had the full collection on dvd and left it at a friends so thanks for putting these up theifnet, I've not seen them in ages!

[lucylovesgaara]

he is such a legend!! makes me laugh every time!!

[64tantrum]

3.48 ahahahaha

[Srev656]

HAHA 6:04

[wubble78]

deaf offenders... that's so daily mail

[goombabear]

Looks like an American home with the attached garage.

[mseales]

They're just deaf right? Not deaf offenders?

[Dungarth]

That house was on the market for 325K!?!

Nowadays it'd go for a Million, bloody Labour!

[baztube]

What an utterly moronic comment. Quite astounding.

[Dungarth]

..Forgive me Peter Mandelson.

[baztube]

Mandelson has no connection, or relevance, with regard to the fact that your original comment (to which I referred) was moronic, and it remains as such.

[Dungarth]

..My sincerest condolences Gordon Brown.

[baztube]

LOL!!! Dungarth, you're a star. :)

[octobubble]

yeah what a bunch of cunt's they are

[anycolouryouwant]

@Dungarth don't go blaming everything on labour... the problem is general greed not one political party... if you do need a scapegoat... this problems stems back to thatcher times when she sucked every bit out life out of this countries economy

[hoyeboy88]

Thatcher actually saved Britain's economy clever clogs. Then labour kept all the same policies she enforced since they've been in power. Gordon Brown cut more red tape then I've had hot dinners.

[goombabear]

You are absolutely right about Thatcher. You have to be cruel to be kind. The more government does for its people, the less they do for themselves.

[goombabear]

@hoyeboy88 yes indeed

[corkfield1]

yes its an extender

[goombabear]

cook pass bartridge

[MFAtlas]

Bartridge is a dying partridge

[0ua8]

Camera mans arm at 5:15

[0ua8]

I know whats in his draw!His g-string,and kit!!

[mattthedream]

whats this little sink here?

Thats a rinser

Yeh,get rid of it..

[0ua812]

WTF is in his draw!

[lucylovesgaara]

i think it could be them kinky leather pants he wears XD

[1983youknowsit]

oooohhhh ladieboys

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

Yeah, get rid of it.

[MrBerlinerKindl]

Could swing a tiger in here, not that I'd want to, unless it had been stunned first!

[tich302001]

What was in drawer? Ladies underwear?

[ProfessorPiano]

I'm thinking condoms.

[warriorsleftnut]

nah i think hes vulcanised rubber thong!!!

[ProfessorPiano]

ooo yh, I forgot about that. hehe

[joeycusack80]

I think there was Ladyboy magazines in the drawer.There is several times that Ladyboys were mentioned in the series.

[o8QWERTYo8]

That's French for water."

[ghedebrav]

Battered.

[britishlaw]

"God!!! My 5 Bedroom bastard house"

[OboxerU]

What a negotiator Alan is on the price.

[trev123fleming123]

one yank gone. wat a legend

[naturalorgasm]

Wooooah whats in that drawer?

I assume it's porn but hey... you never know, might be custard or something...

[OboxerU]

I think it involves ladyboys.

[MrWoggles]

best.show.ever

[JuliusSeizure42]

One Yank.

Gone!