dating loser

[SuperGooberGuy]

The CITY OF MY TOWN!

[MrMaryJanes]

If you're retarded, try and use a condom. This could be the end result

[tmamone83]

I know that guy!!!!!

[madguitarist8042]

@tmamone83 MY BOY DANNY!!!!!!

[AnnoyingChildStudios]

forrest gump looking for a girlfriend after jenny died :D

[thearialninja]

That's sad. =(

[zenviainternet]

aw, poor guy. Whoever titled this vid is probably alone, lives in his momma's basement and is more of a loser than this poor fellow. Keep lookin man!

[Chnswdchldrn]

i hope he died so he no longer suffers

[HelpfulLawrence]

OP is a fag.

[derpherpsonthe4th]

holy shit, its forrest gump!

[KinGkWeEzy]

daxflame dont u guys think

[Lanuovavita]

nice guy

[davogarciao]

lol i know the female equivalent to this guy...

[thatsscience]

Lol

[eros201]

is that for real?

[ElijahDTF]

he was right about the funny part

[funnyman5500]

good luck bro

[Cheerguygccc]

the most wonderful thing about him is that he's warm and senstifus...awesome.

[RIPKARLRIP]

i ran across the street without looking!! lol,but i actually feel really sorry 4 this guy

[TheRiggyRiggs]

Its John Malkovich!!!

[xxleahxx03]

Come on at least he calls her a lady.

[Punkgoescrunk999]

You people are assholes

Poor guy :(

I feel really bad for this guy

[workingthrash]

nah fuck this guy lol

[CedarsEagles10]

ya this guy probably has a serious issue. You guys are all fucking plugs for making fun of him this is just brutal. Hes looking for the one and just because a bunch of youtubers dont think he'll find it doesnt mean its cool to make fun of him

[ElijahDTF]

well he shouldnt be saying I WANT ME A HOT WOMAN WITH BIG TITS! thats fucking way out of his leauge.

[zk92000]

Damn, thats about as pathetic as it can get. He wants a woman who has all the qualities he doenst. Geez, be realistic. you need to bring at least as much to the table as she has.

[Neofran15]

damn son, just go hire a hooker.

[dzonifazoni]

good luck man!

[Nypopsicle18]

Thats who i would like a lady

FAIL

[zomgomgomgz]

he's a good hendy men

[Marceepoo17]

LOL awee poor guy =\

"..she dresses well for se...."

"Moosic"

"super power....if I could have a superpower, it would be the key to the city.....the city of my town"

LMFAOOOOOOO!

[uggs828]

this guy lives in my town and is actually a very nice guy. but come on, you cant help but giggle

[GrimyTales]

well get a camera and film him secretly. thanks in advance

[Nirvana098]

pmsl

the craziest thing i done was run across the street without looking

*stern look of pride and rebellion*

[bman8188]

@Nirvana098 keep pressing # 8

[Forsaken593]

what a messed up title. There's obviously something wrong with this man, you don't need to call him a loser asshole.

[Loc2TheBrain12345]

@Forsaken593 Funny thing is I searched YouTube for video dating loser, looking for this video and wouldn't you know it, I found it. Great title, and yes there is something wrong with this guy. He is fucking stupid. Funny video, and for you Forsaken593, go back to cutting yourself and crying about things

[Forsaken593]

@Loc2TheBrain12345 Calm down. 

[donmarioelking]

Why am i watching this, this is pathetic, im off to go do something productive fuck this!

[Eeeff]

"That she dresses well...for....sex"

[rtx1981]

this cant be real

[Mario009c]

can i just kill him pls

[scrappitalism]

Leave the man alone. I wonder how you'd enjoy being judged this way.

[123hongkyung]

Its sad you'll have to alone all you life.. .. looooooooser

[RandomVerbalAssault]

My dream date with this guy would involve another guy who comes in and kills him.....then the killer and I can cross the street without looking together....I have features.

[krissd6]

the most wonderful thing about me, im warm and seseseses.......

[krissd6]

nice hair

[Te4RHyP3]

i think ive crossed the street and not looked

[spacecake01]

"ummm qualities in a lady... i look for... FEATURES......"

[StatRooster]

"The City of my town" lmao XD

[asnyderlax18]

so i have met this guy, he goes around at night mowing the lawns in grave yards!! haha, then he comes to the canvasback bar, and hits on our bartenders...best of luck danny waxter!! who is actually not retarted OMFG!!! ALWAYS remember to look both ways before crossing the street!!

[jc21664]

you work in Canvasback and your making fun of Danny! Your the tard....

[nikej12]

notice how he almost says dresses well for sex but stops at " se " and then gets nervous after that

[freethink09]

I wounder if he would date a 400 pound women.

[RainMan34]

You guys laugh but this guy is probably going to develop a cure for cancer. (and possibly birth control as well)

[ItsMisterPawToU]

A cure for birth control is ejaculating inside a woman.

[Fentanyl3]

Whats sad is this is a decent representation of the average male you might find in the local area where I'm from, aside from the really stupid part...

[dorkymom70]

he looks for features? As in, a nose, two eyes, and a mouth?

[wallyworld8]

"what's important to me is my health"

you and me both pal

[yonghoju]

I think this guy is a case of sub normal intelligence... or no education...

either way.. good luck buddy, try buying a dog.

[prune4tracy]

he RAN across the street? WITHOUT LOOKING??? omfg i can't believe he isn't dead or in prison

[misskity6]

hahahaha that's the craziest thing he ever did? hahaha that is so funny. good vid

[Moelysol]

Gosh...I can't help but feel sorry for this fella.

[codyjkhrh]

Hey! That's not nice, none of this! Say something nice or keep your comments to yourself!

[lfethwomp]

what is wrong with his face??

[Solick99]

Lol cazyest thing ive done is run across the street with out looking. ROFLMAO

[ihateschoolsomuchhh]

LOL marcHeHebury that is so effing true

[maistromv]

is something wrong with his neck? like wtf is it tilted like that?

[MattColl422]

he probably got hit by a car cuz he didn't look both ways. that crazy bastard

[searchforwisdom]

lol "key to the city" That was some funny shit that I would have never been able to come up with. I love this guy.

[Villanelle2Ashes]

Hmmm. Kinda reminds me of my grandpa.

[Monolithos]

Oh come on guys! At least he gives it a try.

[marchenebury]

his special power would be 'the key to the city'

how much did this guy's mother fucking drink when she was pregnant with him

[Hal9OOO]

he wants to make a woman suit out of you

[Rollman1]

fix him up with the sisters of  Omaga Moo

[doespaluzziwork]

He obviously is a special needs person. Making fun of him is low. I hope he finds that special someone. He is a sweetheart.

[catchfroggy]

Or he's not a special needs person and you're going to Hell for insinuating he is a retard.

[RokinMan]

You don't get to talk anymore because you're an easily pissed off moron.

[kehya]

aww i feel so sorry for him. i want to date him out of out of pity.

[ShaNathaniel]

AWw... he's sweet!

[spacecake01]

Remember when Kevin Bacon played a guy w/ mental retardation? Well, this guy reminds me SO MUCH of THAT.

[icesim1]

poor fella, one brain cell can only get a person so far. What is keeping this bloke alive? "I could have super power, super power would be a key to the city" WHAT THE FUCK?

[spacecake01]

"a key to the city... the city of my town." lol!

[icesim1]

I like to do "outside gardening" HAHAHAHAHAHA, I think I might die laughing. "Moosic" on the beach.

[Kupox2]

"my dream date is...a romantic dream date."

[kQllejQlle]

"the craziest thing I've ever done is... I ran across a street, and i never looked! "

[ragz77]

...warm and sensitivsz !

[sadpandaclub]

i look for um ...features

[jcfdu]

wow what the fuck is that!