Sarah Palin -- "Every Breath You Take" -- Edited version of her resignation press conference

[planclops]

I had to take a breath after this video!

[lollalot]

Poor Oxygen, I don't envy those molecules of air.

[jbear0000]

I work with a guy that breaths just like that when he is in the bathroom.

[lurch321]

Guess the air in Alaska is pretty thin.

[Matheusasm]

Im turning down the volume so that my parents dont think im watching porn

[1RalstonHHaile]

Out of all the Sarah Palin Breath Video's posted on Youtube this is probally my favorite. Even though I like Milfs they really do not seem to be interested in me,but its still all good. My name is Ralston Haile and I have nothing bad to say.

[MamoDad]

Palin is a fucking freak.

[savemebarry92]

I had trouble breathing while watching this. omg.

[neilvcohen]

Brenda Vacarro must be ecstatic not to be the worst Heavy Breather in TV history!!

[ImYourGeek]

"Prayer and consideration."

"Hell yeah."

Um.

[Natester842]

Sounds Like An Asthma attack

[MrHelldogger]

This video was obviously created by someone who believes planet earth is getting warmer & 2 men sucking each other off is normal. Hi Intellect!!

[killallianceftw]

Would this media whore realize she is a political joke and just go away, she is worse than Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and The Kardashians combined

[4fifty8]

i think the funniest part is when the video camera pans around at the end to reveal the absolutely dismal crowd showing lol

[andymission]

Creator

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[kevinmyhomes]

LOL so many people showed up.... I bet that's her family. Bunch of retards I swear.

[FourTwenny]

Ohhhhh she breaths, she must be some sort of monster!!!!! Idiots.

[lisamaria1972]

OMG..what is with all the Palin breath videos? hahahaha!

[suprdblhelix]

Once again an idiot liberal who can't refute any of the substance 'cause of your void in intellect. Your probably a school teacher too. At what time did you become emasculate. Do you slither or do you slime slide fuckin' pussy

[lovecraft2001]

@suprdblhelix - "Once again an idiot liberal who can't refute any of the substance 'cause of your void in intellect. Your probably a school teacher too. At what time did you become emasculate. Do you slither or do you slime slide fuckin' pussy." - LOL! I guess "idiot" and "pussy" are your way of "refuting substance"? And I'm not a teacher, but I'm smart enough to know that the contraction of "you are" is "you're," not "your." Perhaps you're not exactly the best spokesperson for your cause...?

[angusthethird]

I know of a woman who breathes very deeply when she speaks. It's actually a bit of a turn-on. She has very beautiful diction, her sentences punctuated by the deepest "haaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh's" I have ever heard.

Love her to death! Hang on to her every word.

[boldrdash]

Abolutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[azpilipino12]

Mrs. Vader

[pro100kru4e]

stupid yank jew

[Darkrift777]

Notice the black spot in the same area of the screen? That is a plane or something passing overhead. Since it is in the same spot, we can tell that they are playing the same 5 or so clips about 50 times to make her look like an idiot. Another reason is they don't want anyone to hear what she is saying.

[k7iz]

@Darkrift777 Looks like Darkrift has a thing with Sarah, he probably uses his hand to beat his tiny blue balls to her, Dark you and the old white rednecks sure get horny when you watch these videos huh? She going to be your leader, what a fucking cunt.

[Darkrift777]

@k7iz Look who's talking. Seems you gravitate towards Palin. I honestly don't care for he one way or another, but I know libs do. I merely wanted to point out how it is edited to make her look ridiculous. Now if she was ridiculous originally, why does it need editing? LOL

[tky011]

@Darkrift777

Those black spots are swimming birds. If you look at the end of the clip you'll see that she's standing in front of a pond or lake.

[TooneyReed]

@Darkrift777 God, that's hilarious. Not one of those gasps is duplicated. And those are birds, not airplanes. She was standing in front of the lake behind her house. Also, everyone was calling her an idiot because of this speech long before we edited it down. What exactly did she say in it that would make her look brilliant? Did you even see the original?

[Darkrift777]

@TooneyReed "Not one of those gasps is duplicated"

Which is why the same birds keep jumping around and back to the same exact location several dozen times? While you think you can fool some people, surely you yourself (who apparently edited the footage) know better. Tell me, why exactly do you feel compelled to lie?

[FallenEmbersBand]

@Darkrift777 You are insanely stupid...

[GeneralThornton]

*gasp*

[JayPetey]

high elevation in alaska :P

[MamoDad]

batshitcrazypsychobitchfromhel­l

[Reneg4dez]

roflmao, you should of seen her on oprah!

[Wolfy203]

Oh crap! Someone give her an oxygen bottle! Quick!

[james4115]

gawd she makes me feel short-breathed.

[dkw12002]

I think that's the geese hissing in the background. Geese are a good judge of character.

[V3NOMXIII]

damn, lady got asthma lol

[hiimnevin]

that's how you breathe when you smoke fourteen grams of meth before you do a speech to the nation and when you're a crazy alaskan freak.

[daburr89]

Psterud has it backwards. Palin balanced the budget in Alaska, rid the state of corruption, gave money back to the taxpayers, etc. . Probably one of the greatest reformers in history. Please tell me something Obama did to qualify for the presidency. Anything? His campaign manager couldn't either. Palin gets things done. Obama spending is out of control. The stimulus is not working. Japan tried the same approach to their economic woes. It failed miserbly. Welcome to socialist America!

[nosajj123]

daburru89, please don't insult our intelligence by trying to pass off Palin's gubenatorial accomplishments as redeeming qualities. Jesse Ventura accomplished the same thing, once upon a time...sooo what!!! Palin is an idiot. She doesn't know anything. She forced to kids into a loveless marriage to preserve her image, and she believes God is behind the war in Iraq. She is the gov. of Alaska because 80% of the pop. are men. She is underqualified, intellectually, for the job of president!!

[daburr89]

nosajj123, you insult your own intelligence. It takes a very small mind to put down the best people. Palin gets things done, something you don't seem to understand. Obama never did anything to justify his run for president, yet you slober over him. Why? Because you think he is pretty? The only thing of any signifance he ever did was to block the reform of Freddie Mac & Fanny Mae. This blunder helped sink our major financial instutitions. Pay attention. Socialism is headed our way.

[nosajj123]

daburr89, never once in my comment did I mention Obama. And, no, you insult my intelligence. Have you not been paying attention. SP is not intellectually up to the task of leading this country. Political pundits are some of the most educated and sagacious people on the planeet, and they all agree that SP IS NOT SMART ENOUGH. The more passionate you are over SP the more ignorant you seem. You are really beginning to bore us with SP's gubenatorial record. Other goveners have done the same.

[xyphelious]

lol makes me think of the elder swere

[Lbj76]

pass her inhaler and give her husband a fashion consult stat. who cares why she gave up the point is it's not over. this is satire at its finest so why not have more fun at her expense. public office means public ridicule. Enjoy!!

[mustardgas2]

this is kinda disturbing

[Reneg4dez]

ROFLMAO

[slitmud]

Is that so? So, now you are stereotyping "many" women in general as trying to get by on looks? That's quite uneducated of you to say. She was thrust into the spotlight, she's obviously qualified enough to become Gov of Alaska, had more experience then BO, He seems to think we have 57 states....don't see any 24 hour blasting on him. What specificly did she do, that was so uneducated, to warrant this? quite the double standard, don't you think? You make no valid argument here, move along.

[DDBOOGER]

who gives a f*ck, it's funny, now go masturbate to it.

[slitmud]

Just out of curiosity, to all of those bashing Palin. What did she do to you directly or indirectly to bring on such hate? Did she piss on your cornflakes, did she kick your puppy, punch a baby? Do her policies in Alaska some how affect you? Or are you just following along the drive by Liberal media, SNL, and everyone else? I just find this whole thing odd.

Don't say she left early too, to back up your hate mongering, I do believe a lot of pols leave office early....look at Obama for example.

[psterud]

The bashing is largely the result of a woman who strives for power without having done the work to educate herself beforehand. She, like many women, seems to believe she can get by on looks and charm alone, which is an insult to intelligent people (less intelligent people don't recognize it), and is therefore bashed by those who know better, can see through her manipulative and opportunistic acts, and want to relieve their discomfort by destroying her and her capacity to cause additional harm.

[ffakr]

You give Palin entirely too much credit. Liberals LOVE Palin. She's the gift that keeps on giving. Please, please, please nominate her to be the Republican candidate for POTUS.

Liberals do find her annoying though in the same way anyone would find any self-agrandizing opportunist liar annoying. There's something special about the ignorant who have airs of grandiosity. Nothing grates like the stupid talking down to you.

[nosajj123]

Slitmud, it isn't what Palin has done to us. It is the potential damage she is capable of inflicting on this country if she is elected president. I would love to see a woman president. I think it's time, I think we're ready. She just can't be Palin. Understand, she's intellectually unqualified for the job. We suffered Bush for 8 yrs; we don't need another dim wit as commander n chief. I know she's hot, but that is no reason to elect her leader of this nation.

[TeeheeRuler]

The demon hisses when it's agitated.

[WhiteMoonlight304]

nice this was on the news a couple days ago lol xD

[jeffgyxr]

Thanks alot, dude! I posted my own Palin spoof video using the same source clip. My tack was to put my edit to Katy Perry's Hot 'n Cold and I thought it was good; but now every time I watch my own vid I can't help noticing every breath she takes. You've ruined my video for me:)

[jeffgyxr]

Good one! There's really something wrong with this woman.

[thegetupkid69]

McCain / Palin would have totally won if she had been this understandable and made this much sense before the election!

[shoelessone]

I loled @ "hell yeah"

[Chulaan]

Darth Palin.

[HellN0Kittee]

Excellent job on this vid!  palin has probably heard so many animals gasping for breath after she shot them that she's starting to sound like them. Gasp on palin, you're done!

[CommissarTails]

dead fish, rofl!

[LadyArgento]

lol forever

I wonder if she'll quit halfway through the presidential campaign in 2012.

[toadshiz]

Frickin hilarious!!!

[godsrightarm]

you go Corky...

[L8nitedave]

LMAO, best speech she ever gave!

[MamoDad]

Classic.

I'm surprised she didn't pass out from hyper-ventilating.

[maha77]

I truly feel sorry for you

[DillonX]

The media don't have to try to make Palin look stupid.

All they have to do is quote what she says.

[0bamasecrets]

This video is so fucking stupid. Look at Obama. You don't even realize that he needs a fucking teleprompter just to stop him from "uhhhing"

[mudbeed]

Comparing Obama's brains to Sarah is like comparing Steven Hawking to Corky from "Life Goes On"

Are you so stupid to believe the media made her look dumber than she actually is?

Actually Sarah "uncut" is even more dumb than the things we have heard.

She deserves the press she gets by trying to pretend to be smart and aware of politics, the very business she is in.

[0bamasecrets]

You mean the bullshit that the media creates on her. They cherish the messiah Barack HUSSAIN Obama. Every time someone intelligent goes after him, the media has a bitch fit about it. Sarah Palin had slanders on her, been attack from the media unfairly, and its been going on for almost a year!

[mudbeed]

Hey idiot!

You were so apt to point out Barack's middle name and then can't even spell it.

Trust me. Watch palin's uncut Q&A. If Republican's think she's an idiot, then shouldn't you?

WTF is the sgnificance of pointing out Barack's middle name anyways? Who cares!? I will tell you who. Right-wing retards that have nothing else to say bad about the guy.

Do your research and pull your finger out your ass and put it back on the pulse of politics. Then we'll talk!

[LadyArgento]

Sarah Palin has intelligently gone after him?! Sarah Palin did something intelligent?!  When?

[daburr89]

Any small mind can call someone stupid. Palin balanced the budget in Alaska, rid the state of corruption, gave money back to the taxpayers, etc. . Probably one of the greatest reformers in history. Please tell me something Obama did to qualify for the presidency. Anything? His campaign manager couldn't either. Palin gets things done. Obama spending is out of control. The stimulus is not working. Japan tried the same approach to their economic woes. It failed miserbly. Welcome to socialism.

[mudbeed]

You are full of it. She actually brough more debt to AK. The only money she gave back was to wealthy AK's and cancelled programs that benefited the unfortunate ones in the state. Man I hope you aren't from AK because if so that means that I know more about your state's economy which makes me sick. Perhaps you should look things up before you talk about them to avoid sounding stupid as hell.

[daburr89]

I see you still cannot come up with anything that Obama did to justify running for president. Palin's record is public domain. Check it out and quit making up moronic lies. She supports "life", is a great reformer and gets things done and her record proves it. You really need to sort out fact from fantasy. Propaganda films like the one above are for suckers like you.

[mudbeed]

No. I was responding to your statement above about her economic record. You were completely wrong. Don't pull the whole "you are blinded by Obama" BS because all I was doing to telling you facts regarding the state of AK having alot of issues economically under Palin. If you don't believe me then look for yourself and stop trying to spin this as some stupid liberal conspiracy. You sound like a typical right-wing retard that can not read and study facts. (hands you dictionary)

[daburr89]

Libs sure are great at name calling.

Fact 1: Palin balanced the budget in Alaska.

Fact 2: Palin fired or removed from office numerous corrupt politicians.

Fact 3: Palin gave money back to the taxpayers.

It would be nice if the US had a healthy economy like Alaska. Palin did not bring debt to Alaska. Please send a reference to the nonsense you are spewing. Tell me something, anything that Obama did to deserve your vote. Unemployment is at record levels rising, troops are not home, etc.

[eternitysbreath]

Fact 4: Palin can see Russia from her house!

[AlphaHorizon]

Heres some more facts. Sarah thought the world was 6000 years old, and that it will reach the apocalypse in her life time. She believed that gays had no right to marry or unite (because of a passage in the bible) she actually believes she was blessed by a witch doctor. Also, Sarah loved for her family to accompany her into the political forefront for political reasons and was somehow surprised when they got attacked in the media. None of that shows intelligence or experience or political savvy.

[daburr89]

You're confused. She says MAN is only 6,000 years old, not the planet. She says marriage is between a man and a woman. This definition is thousands of years old and supported by the bible. Anybody can be blessed by a witch doctor, it doesn't mean there is any power from it. Sara believes in family. I think that is great. The Pope John Paul said the strength of any nation starts in the family. Intelligence? She was a 4.0 student in College.Obama will not release his college scores.

[AlphaHorizon]

Yeah, I know where she went to school, all I can say is "praise jesus" I mean, what better place to hear family values than an age old cult responsible for committing every dastardly crime known to man, wow. Moral teachings from the book of "shut the fuck up or burn in my oven" are best taken with a glass of "shut the fuck up whacko" or "no, I wouldn't like to rape little boys with you" Interesting logic "friend" tell me, did you also graduate from your uncles barn? Or am I reading this wrong?

[floyd1973]

"Palin rid the state of corruption."

I have 2 responses to this:

1)You mean by resigning?

2)Was that before or after she drove the snakes out of Ireland?

...But seriously, what's the difference between what Obama is doing and what McCain would have done? Sure McCain opposes stimulus spending now, but he supported it in 2008. He also supported bailouts, redistribution of wealth, etc. Both politicians represent plutocratic globalism disguised as moderate socialism. We shouldve elected Ron Paul.

[maha77]

this is the first time in this video that Sarah has made any sense

[LAVATORR]

I love how, in the past six months, you guys have become so desperate and marginalized you're pretending Obama's breathtaking oratory--whose effectiveness is well documented--now doesn't count because you just made up a new rule that only poor speakers use teleprompters.

Like, who do you consider to be an effective public speaker? Jim Cramer?

[DillonX]

Give her a break...she's now under tremendous pressure because of the fraud's she's been involved in.

[slitmud]

What fraud?

[ds483420]

How stupid and look at all of the follower's of this. Ha, makes me proud to be a conservative Republican.

[MikuMikuMiku100]

OH YEAH PALIN YOURE INSANE AND your'e wired?

[milkmandan77]

i think the republicans WANT to be irrelevant..bush, mccain, now this mouth-breather...jesus.

[MikuMikuMiku100]

I didn't know she could play basketball!!!

[andrewh23]

Hilarious!

[misscrazyinaugusta]

does that bitch have asthma???

[killbucket1]

This person has obviously got something very heavy on her mind...VERY heavy.

[maxine2win]

ha ha ha ha ha

the wicked witch of the north is dead

[maha77]

for the first time she makes sense and I understand her

[thesilenceofduchamp]

excellent work! i liked the rhythms of her breaths...would have loved there to be no words...just the rhythms. how about a remix?

[kleghorn]

when they pass the ball, they don't walk off the court. Loser! Quitter.

[jonyokoseb]

. . . little magnet . . .

That part actually did make me LOL, for once.

[Katimashi]

THAT WAS AWSOME! LOL

[Froboz23]

Basketball!

[stewart0312]

Hope she goes to jail for ethics violations.

[LaFinDuMondale]

Daaaamn, girl got some serious untreated asthma. my prayers go out to trig, piper, willow, an ol' bristol. That poor woman Bristol, all named after a city in Connecticut;That's got to be tough. I sure am glad that my parents didn't name me as 'Hartford' or somesuch nonsense.

[maxine2win]

duh

how about a city in england

and bristols is slang for titties

[ds483420]

No, I'm sure they named you something like La'Quinshatoya! Ha, you idiot.

[LaFinDuMondale]

Aww, bigotry is cute. Go back to the clan rally, shîthead.

[ds483420]

Ohhh, we can dish it out, but we can't take it can we? I ain't skeered bitch. You all make me sick to your stomaches. Touche.

[tubette1]

Fox news took all these breaths out...

[tubette1]

Fox news edited out all these breaths....

[otherfunk]

Wow. Great video. I feel sorry for Palin here. Seriously. Can anyone say "manic episode"...

[bobby200606]

lmao...that was the best speech i've ever heard her give!

[nah900]

That actually made her statement a lot more coherent.

[lookylu59]

Oh my. hahahahahhahaha! Also.