Starcraft 2 Tutorial - Destiny's Baneling Analogy

[MrCubanMissile]

And now ur a convicted fellon

[kinglyredlion]

I had to watch this again after watchin ignpl best plays episode 10 i think

[pndablud]

I lol'd so hard at 0:34

"he has a big waist"

[paradigm1220]

144 people don't like rape.

[PinkBridget]

@paradigm1220 Wow, what a surprise. People don't like the concept of one person typically a man having sexual power over another person typically a woman and being sexually overpowered and essentially raped. Who knew that rape was such a controversial topic.

Oh wait, everyone in a much more intelligent world than the one you people live in.

[paradigm1220]

@PinkBridget you're totally right. rape is wrong. could i interest you in a romantic evening together to make up for it? no rape, i promise. that's bad.

[LordNaryuk]

@PinkBridget I sense butthurt, many a butthurt.

[flamenod]

@PinkBridget What a dumbass. Rape is good, it repopulates the planet.

[SkyMaple116]

press 8 for what i tell everyone who plays terran

[hadibaditsjoe]

Imagine when his gf tries to leave him:

NOPE YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!!!

mutters:I've always wanted to rape someone in real life no nonono but that's what I mean-

[donconco]

YOU SHALL NOT PAAAASS!!!

[velokaw]

If he's got a lot of fucking shit and you're trying to rape him, that's going to be quite messy.

[DarkSciencez]

Do I have to tell you what happened to 142 people or can you guess it yourself?

[frostydisco]

@DarkSciencez Oh, now I'm sad : (

[Clinnuts]

Press 7 for rape.

[BathrobeGuitarGuy]

And now you are a convicted felon

[teddyiskool123]

so much win!

[kasp9451]

God i want to play zerg now

[TheBoleynLegacy]

That's a very... insightful, analogy

[Amaroq64]

That was an inspiring 20 minute long Ron Paul ad. Could've done without the minute long thing at the end with the guy telling us to click the buttons though.

[RuitongLi]

@TheLastQuincy2 Miss spell I know... Just YouTube dosnt like me posting a 2nd comment

[Geniiuzz]

Don't know anything about Starcraft but damn that was funny

[RuitongLi]

U CAN'T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!! congrats now ur a cenvicted fella!

[TheLastQuincy2]

@RuitongLi convicted felon*

[cenafrk]

IT'S A RETARD MAGNET!!

[eifersucht]

lmao wtf

[Ooky93]

:umad:

[Merchantic]

and now you're a convicted felon....

[MoDoLoMo]

And the seige tanks are like the hands, so if u get to close with the "zerglings" or the "banelings" they are going to slap you up.

[DumplinSawce]

@MoDoLoMo they're more like the knife that shanks you when you try to move in with your lings

[VideoFletcher]

He got a big waist. 

[linenlines]

YOU CANT LEAVE

[megabrowser17]

GG

[applecider42]

YOU CANT LEAVE!!!!!

[Berith003]

I just faced a guy who was massing marines... and I didnt make banelings

[mochafrapthunder]

@Berith003 thats like raping someone with out a penis :O 

[Berith003]

@mochafrapthunder well sometimes girls can rape guys

you know in fear 2, alma rapes you

[Sproeikoei]

@Berith003

Revise: She fucks you and you can't do anything about it*

[biglee13m]

HE CANT LEAVE!!!

[JTinAU821]

HIS body? o_o

[DKCarlidon]

I've always wanted to rape someone in real life wait no but that's what I mean-

[DreadedLeopard]

HE CAN'T LEAVE

[kingsleigh99]

I CAN'T LEAVE

[KingOfParrots]

i knew he was a rapist... he looks just like it

[onoez2k]

I tried to watch some of the related videos, but NOPE I CAN'T LEAVE

[guybrush93]

NO NO NO NO, but that's what I mean...

[MrDerf13]

soooo satisfying

[jbmfreak2008]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

[goku123super]

instead of he. It should be she,

[AlduinWorldEater]

YOU CANT LEAVE

should be a meme

[HEKTOKOTYL]

hohohh

[Xenomorphism]

@HEKTOKOTYL HØHØHØHØHØHØ

[msjennyfreetobe]

And now you are a convicted felon, congratulations.

[LOLwafflesPRODUCTION]

Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! Inserting yourself into HIM? 0.0 I had no idea that ST2 was THAT kind of game...

[Ryfasol]

@LOLwafflesPRODUCTION It's not, but SC2 is.

[Hulavuta]

Everytime I get a good baneling hit now, I scream "YOU CAN'T LEAVE!"

[pyr666]

thats so terrible.

and yet, ROFL

[megabrowser17]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

[AllstarHunE]

anal ogy.

[hmongboyee]

No! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

[jcbakel]

anyone know if the full video of this is online?

[ownerwithaboner1]

@jcbakel its not a video

[KidStarcraft]

was the one playing the game the student or destiny?

[NationalHQ]

@KidStarcraft Destiny.

[LuCiF3RiFy]

HAHA SORRY I ALWAYS WANTED TO RAPE SOMEONE IN REAL LIFE.

[mephesis]

I always want to rape someone in real life

[TheDavidZhouShow]

To Laugh out loud...press the "cc" button then press transcribe audio.

[GattoFresco]

@TheDavidZhouShow omg, good thing it's just a beta hahahaha

[Zolok1]

@TheDavidZhouShow that was actually pretty lol xD

[xPloSiVgT]

lolol, pro tier

[extremedrawer]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!

[SC2BronzeToGM]

Amazing.

[Tellion12]

i think i just found my favourite zerg player :DDD

[V22293888]

OMG

[kleydj13]

Best analogy ever

[AlexWhalen99]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[KiriStarcraft]

YOU CANT LEAVE!! hahaha



[IncredibleGoliath]

I think this of all videos is the one that really embodies the tone of Starcraft.

[Insanerify]

I got Das Model S Professional because of him.

[Trouter92]

he acts like a child jesus christ.. does he really think hes funny? his sense of humor is like a 12 year old and he just rambles pretentiously. he doesn't stop talking and he says stupid shit all the time. also he explains things as if hes so smart and clever like any master player doesnt know that already.

[Hulavuta]

@Trouter92 He was doing this during a lesson. Obviously the person he was teaching didn't know.

Destiny is also, like most people on the internet, very different in real life. Look up some of the videos where he has real conversations with people about racism or swear words.

Also most people do think he's funny, as evidenced by the comments on this video.

[Husqvarnah01]

What are you, a fucktard? Obviously the person he's TEACHING isn't masters and clearly didn't realise this strategy, that's why he's paying for Destiny to teach him. If he teaches him in a way that happens to be funny as shit then who cares.

[Trouter92]

@Husqvarnah01 i agree what i said was wrong i was just in a bad mood and i hate the way he acts. STOP PICKING ON ME

[FatalBlur]

@Husqvarnah01 analogies help people learn better if its something they realize

[msjennyfreetobe]

"And now you are a convicted felon."

[templarknight456]

tlo, idra, whitera are experts but they lack the humor in life so... destiny you have another fan lol

[ferrous45]

NOOO YOU CANT LEAVE!

[Robmeisterflex]

I fucking cried laughing XD

[krygzify]

How does I split my bio O_o

[rubicscube007]

wtf...

[slogborgonov]

anyone have a link to this full game? i've watched this clip 100 times and i only just thought to ask

[nerdelicious5]

a "geek online dating" ad popped up...

[amirrocks]

He sounds like a faggot...

[Savci008]

Wow. He has improved so much.

[Yeso88]

nailed the description

[TheCg1999]

he's got a big waist lol



[jhole221]

haha destiny is so fucking funny!!

[aloehart199]

I just became a destiny fan

[QuicKsteR6]

@aloehart199

Same.

[Jazucu]

Whenever I'm frustrated against a sieged-up Terran, I come and watch this video again.

[AllstarHunE]

@Jazucu

how does that work? u just alt tab or u ask pause please?

[colebusss]

@MikulFBP1 aww you butthurt that you can't post a comment that gets likes? Cry mor little child. Cause we are enjoying your whining about how life is unfair.

[stalkch]

thak u for teaching mer and u r fuking funny thou

[ZhuSeth]

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR DESCRIBING THE VIDEO I JUST SAW.

[DGGaming]

@ZhuSeth

No problem bro

[ChaseTehFace]

Damn this is the best 1:05 of my life! This video has shown me Jesus!!!

[0787q83yvq87]

lol he rage quits

[48tank]

@0787q83yvq87 he didnt rage quit he said "gg" ......

[patte7k]

I finally found the original Artosis-pylon!!!!!! WOHO! /watch?v=Enm2JZJU-n4

[rayxu1996]

Marauder blink. Lol jokes, they aren't HuK Norris

[TheKritZo]

This video thought me how to use banelings propperly.

[TheKritZo]

This video thought me how to use banelings properly.

[mdag2000]

I only started watching Destiny 2 weeks ago, and he's already become my favorite streamer. Shit like this only reinforces that fact. :D

[imadork123]

YOU CAN'T LEAVE!!

[Elvincake]

When my friend told me about a video representation of this strategy I had something entirely different in mind XD

[Suyakiii]

haha you should make more vids destiny funny shit watched it a couple of times :D

[Cubalisk]

What are baneling mines then?

O_O

[CARPELOVERXX]

@Cubalisk subterranean Anal assault...

[XcZeus3469]

@CARPELOVERXX no thats the roach line he used with blutea to rail someone in 2v2. GET YOUR DESTINY TERMS RIGHT NOOOB!!!



[CARPELOVERXX]

@XcZeus3469 Hey fucker it was a joke i know it was the roach against hydras colossi.... "he has obsrvad... THINGS" but since banelings are rape burrowed lings are subterranean rape so i used a name Destiny alredy used as a inside joke....

[XcZeus3469]

@CARPELOVERXX chill kid. The joke's obviously on you in this one...

[TheAranProductions]

@Cubalisk Statutory rape

[Petersaberros]

@Cubalisk used condoms left behind

[DGGaming]

@Cubalisk

It's still rape. But rather than being chased down and pinned to be raped, you're simply getting surprise rape.

[genskie24]

With analogies like this who would hate Destiny? 

[Fallingfeeta]

does that mean that the amount of banelings u have is the size of your dick?

[Sickan]

@Fallingfeeta that's why i only mass banelings.

[noname1247]

Destiny wants to be a rapist...

[Latowl]

"I've always wanted to rape someone in real life" - : >

[woofydawg1]

My favorite part about this vid is that he starts of with "ok, the banelings are alot like rape" with no prelude whatsoever XD

[XcZeus3469]

@woofydawg1 watch his streams....he does random shit like this all the time and its hilarious everytime

[Dacder1]

ok alright so...Banelings are alot like rape

[CarnivorousTurtle]

Inserting yourself into his body?

[Ozan2k3]

"I've always wanted to rape someone irl"

[Saukkomestari]

"And then your banelings come in"

Previously he said that the banelings are like you, hmm...

[JoanPuIoL]

Did I just heared "I allways wanted to rape someone in real life"?? xD

[Sowdhara]

That was when Zergs didn't all use infestors

[ItzSoSiick]

@Sowdhara Good times...

[XcZeus3469]

I remember watching this live...and it's still just as funny

[Zoriko137]

Made in Pomf et Thud ^^

[oxfordwang]

"I've always wanted to rape someone in real life"

[BASHMAN9t5]

@oxfordwang me too

[eVILStarcraft1]

Terran: Hahaahaah, why are those Lings surronding me?

3 Seconds Later: RIP Bioball

[Tadashe]

Sourrounded = no match

[shdm97]

I think that map is material city, right?

Anyway, what a good video :)

[Brungysalt]

@shdm97 the maps is called metalopolis or something, not meterial city. fun map.

[INoobTewb]

@shdm97 lol

Where did you find material city??

[shdm97]

@INoobTewb  Sorry. I think I did mistake. Not material city. I think it is metal city :)

[flairmonkey]

@shdm97 metalopolis

[shdm97]

@flairmonkey Oh, really? I didn't know that.

[Kasparovwannabe]

@shdm97 It's Metalopolis

[Sh1bble]

I think it's safe to say the 119 dislikes are either rape victims, or people Destiny played against pre Infestor buff hahahahahaha

[TheWentzMachine]

The person on chat with him sounds like Michael Cera

[invinciblemode]

"I've always wanted to rape somebody in real life!" LMAO!!!!

[thefreymeister]

119 people are now convicted felons.

[Holyshockzz]

Lol I like how when u first hear it your like what but then it makes perfect sense lol I love this

[cocacoxx]

ITS A TRAP !

[Runrrrr]

where is the "love" button?

[Steakexe]

WTF RELATED VIDEO: I JUST HAD SEX

[VividFractals]

"AND NOW YOU'RE A CONVICTED FELON, CONGRATULATIONS" <-- Pure comedic gold.

[bwu0925]

I LOLLED SO HARD "THE BANELINGS ARE LIKE THE HANDS THAT REACHES AROUND HIS WAIST TO HOLD HIM IN PLACE"

[AArsenalMark]

@bwu0925 Zerglings*

[HugoStiglitz373]

lmfaoo!!!!

[ThedonofRA3]

I dunno how to stop thoses god dam things I always get trapped like that by good platinum players .. More siege nd mech I guess cuz that was over kill not even rape

[tigerkiller75]

"Banelings are a lot like rape."

Okay this video's gunna be good.

[FinalBossWTMN]

NOPE! HE CAN'T, YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU CAN'T LEAAAAVEEEEEE!. Now you're a convicted felon, just like that.

[mikehanks]

@FinalBossWTMN Congratulations :P

[SerjSongsROCK]

@FinalBossWTMN you destroyed the punchline! :D its "now youre a convicted felon, congratulations!"

[Klaent]

YOU CANT LEEEAVE!!

wow that was fucking awsome.