DOVAHDICK (Skyrim)

[HalfAsianJap]

karma?

[Urath0118]

bacon.

[JHoward393]

Kynareth: *Looks down and sees Dovahkiin has frozen a child* See? This is what I was talking about... leaving these powers to a rookie.. *Everyone looks at Stendarr*

Stendarr: What? So I had a few beer-- I mean I was tired that day...yeah...

Kynareth: Next time Akatosh Picks the new Hero... >.<

[liamevans1987]

I might start FUS-RO-DAHing people in the street... see what happens xD

[vakseviggo1]

Achievement unlocked: reached Dovahdick rank in Dovahduche..

[MrOmarabdulhadi]

thats my favorite shout in skyrim

[jonskie500]

i think the kid

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

just got iced....

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tflemingo1]

He dropped the ice cream because he was over-encumbered ^.^

[metallicaner]

i expected him to lick the kid

[uberpancaked]

is means ice in swedish and ice cream in german!!!

[MisterOverpowered]

@uberpancaked and both in norwegian

[ObbyNiira]

Did..... Did he say "is?"

He's Swedish. :I

[jaghatarkebab]

@ObbyNiira The shout is "Is" or "Iis". Unless you haven't played the game, I'd assume you know that shouts are the language of the dovahs.

[ObbyNiira]

@jaghatarkebab I know that the language is draconic. I just made the connection to Swedish. I wasn't claiming that the dragonborn literally speaks Swedish.

[QuilavaFire]

@ObbyNiira"Is" is actully norwegian for Icecream

[Gedehams09]

@QuilavaFire It's the same in danish

[threeguy123]

that kid made 51 accounts to dislike this video

[clocktower131]

Theres a red smudge on your Like bar, let me get my rag.

[drakoran]

karma's bitch

[LetusRockify]

How could anyone not find any of these hilarious!?

[gustav685]

is means ice in danish XD

[gustav685]

is means ice in danish XD

[FlyingWhaleHorse]

I do that to chickens

[ViceVamp]

i KNEW hed use ice form

[TheWildone94]

If you have epilepsy click 2 loads of times

[sphfresh]

Next one:

DOVAHDEROGATORYTERM (Skyrim

[gidro1998]

Karma...

[HighGUN]

WE WANT MOAR SKYRIM ANIMATIONS!!!

[SteveThePCGamer]

karma is a bitch

[mikeymike2710]

100 bounty added

[FroMan259]

press 5 over and over again for the fail

[plushophilia]

Dovahdickbutt

[Macder10]

@aanusify no thats not true because you can`t kill children in skyrim :P

[aaanusify]

@Macder10 I know you can't kill children in Skyrim, but you should be able to because they're so fucking annoying.

[NeoBalkanacMan]

the funi thing is that in my language there is a verb (duvat) which you pronounce almost like dovah...and it's meaning is "To suck" so when i see "Dovahdick" I automatically think "cocksucker"

[AnonymoHater]

@NeoBalkanacMan Haha :D Which language?

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@AnonymoHater Croatian

[AnonymoHater]

@NeoBalkanacMan Croatian? Didn't notice that! I talk Bosnian, which is almost the same language.

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@AnonymoHater ae,razlike su jedva uocljive

[aleighachan]

@NeoBalkanacMan What Language Is This Please!!

[awezumify]

@aleighachan Croatian

[aleighachan]

@awezumify Too Awsome :)

[Barderaker]

@NeoBalkanacMan best comment I have seen in a LONG time :D

[bluedemon9985]

@NeoBalkanacMan In my language duvat means to blow.

[mtWHITE100]

@NeoBalkanacMan what lanugage is that? dicklick?

[MrAquadude101]

@NeoBalkanacMan what language to you speak?

[emp96ElminD]

@NeoBalkanacMan Brate nisi jedini koji zeli da mu neko poduva hahahahaha . Hes right it do mean cocksucker.

[Z3AL07]

@NeoBalkanacMan Alo bre XD

[NeoBalkanacMan]

@Z3AL07 ola covik!

[nicholasfrascone]

@aaanusify no , children in skyrim won't die , ever ..even if they got hit repeatedly with a warhammer in the head , it set on fire ... Not that I've tried that would be fucked up

[MrSchlander]

Dovahdick=Dragonpenis? O.o

[yuurepoer]

lol karma :D



[jackafa92]

lol i love the endings

[kb77111]

that shout. it means ice in icelnadic  ís or the shout íss

[Weemancake]

He just wanted his is.

But then he turned the kid into is instead :\.

[aaanusify]

Fake. Ice Form should have killed that little bastard.

[EpicCraft101]

»»───knee───►

[jnvr10]

Dovadiihk

[volcanictaco1]

why does the ice cream have to fall. all is lost

[tim09123]

bullied 0:12

[SuperBGDU37]

you suck rageninnteen



[theARACHY266]

umm isnt ice cream didnt existed in the middle age?

[MarincAndrei]

@theARACHY266 It is said that Nero, a roman emperor, had servants run up to the mountains to bring him snow, which he would eat topped with fruits. That's kinda like ice-cream.

Ice cream as we know it was probably discovered around the 1600s. And anyways, TES is just fantasy, so who cares?

[Nixas]

Sounds like hes saying "is" which means ice in swedish

[AnonymoHater]

We still need:

Dovahfag

Dovahbitch

Dovahpussy

Dovahtroll

Dovahprick

Dovahbutt

and so on..

[theDillonater9898]

@AnonymoHater forgot Dovahcock

[ITS2forT]

@AnonymoHater Dovahclown? :)

[Patypatpat99]

@AnonymoHater dovahmeme

[TheOpOscar]

@AnonymoHater dovahcunt

[DeletedUser231]

@AnonymoHater Dovahdickhole fister

[pb25812462]

@AnonymoHater The 2nd word needs to start with a D, or something catchy.

[AnonymoHater]

@pb25812462 Dovahdumb??

[pb25812462]

@AnonymoHater No, that's shitty.

[awezumify]

@AnonymoHater Dovahss

[AnonymoHater]

@awezumify Dovahfucker

[aTF2player]

@AnonymoHater HEY, HEY, HEY! I CALL MY CHARICHTER TROLLVAHKIIN, DONT STEAL MY IDEAS D:<

[AnonymoHater]

@aTF2player I said DOVAHTROLL, not TROLLVAHKIIN. Hehe.. Trollvahkiin..

[scaulderz]

@AnonymoHater dovahcunt

[OldEmixX]

he could have licked the boy instead

[KidAnime20]

@OldEmixX Are you a child molester, sir?

[OldEmixX]

@KidAnime20 i am indeed :D

[iimTooAwesome]

karma's a bitch...

[megabotize3]

dovahjerk came first because its made on the ninth of december 2011

[thurpieful]

full shout is iss shal loos

[MrCrs100]

i think he said EECE

[zacflame1]

cmon dovahkiin... USE YOL TOOR SHUL!!!

[MCToniYo]

0:20 reminds me "Come get some!"...

[megabotize3]

i like dovahkinn saying "east!"

[olivercolt1]

I was expecting a YOL to melt the ice cream.

[Itsamemario0510]

40 bounty added to Whiterun

[chrismorrison89]

Dude where my car?

[Prestepify]

Love looking at peoples inventory then if they have anything good I'll kill them and take it...thats not messed up at all right?

[Andoeriz]

@Prestepify

In Skyrim there is no law.

Or morals.

[FanarnarBoi]

The Freeze Ray shout.

Available now to use at your local Starbucks.

[TheQuilavaCutie]

Wait WHAAT?!

[TheQuilavaCutie]

I used to eat Icecream, but then I got frozen.

[DaBase333]

If he can make ice why steal ice

[SuperEmoBros]

how is this in thai language google chrome aksandhnzbansjsmabanba

[gamer4life118]

this page is not in thai?

[painiscupcake1000]

wow how is this in thai

[321JeRoMe123]

0:16 *jizz face*

[Gglegeek00]

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[jasostrife]

NOOO! NOT THE ICE CREAM ITS INNOCENT!

[Wampa842]

I expected a YOL

[firefang225]

Oh silly Rageninteen, everybody knows little children are invincible according to Skyrim :3

[GenericallyEpic]

40 bounty added to white run....

[RdTrler]

Hey wait a sec! He froze a kid!

You can't do that in vanilla Skyrim!

[Tommycopter]

My god this series is shit. Could have been so much funnier.

[kidkingdomruler]

Last witness killed. 1000 bounty removed from Whiterun.

[MrPeoplesman1234]

1000 bounty added to Whiterun..

[eubank1998]

... they had ice cream in that time???

[ilovekitkats]

..... And the cycle is completed. Well done RageNineteen, that was a good trilogy. Great Job!

[vividlord564]

MOAR!!!!!

[zegmaarikke]

more of this, please!!!!

[DVDyesDVD]

iced that guy, conner phrase

[gallaros9]

Dovadick, Dovadick

The biggest ass in skyrim

he will freeze you for fun

and then steal your ice cream

he might ruin your grill

or just blow up a baloon

i used to be, just like him

but then i took an arrow to the knee~

HIYAAH!

[XxNick32xX]

@gallaros9 it's arrow IN the knee, IN!!!

[gallaros9]

@XxNick32xX wow, thank you for pointing that out, OH the shame od saying it the way i like it instead of quoting the game 100% correctly

[Alcapwn4]

@gallaros9 wouldnt it be arrow in the dick? cause dicks dont have knees unless there 7 feet long

[catagon12345]

@gallaros9

Dovahdick, Dovahdick

Oh my god what a prick

To take pride when he ruins ur day

He's an ass and a lout

who kills joy with a shout

Dovadick, for your death do we pray

HIYAH!

[Nallez3]

@gallaros9 IN the knee-.-

[puupaakissa]

@Nallez3 Nope, guards say both.

[CrazyShark33]

@Nallez3 whatever....

[MW2watchyourback09]

@gallaros9 Fail its arrow IN the knee

[gallaros9]

@MW2watchyourback09 so many people commented that, i still dont give a fuck

[KittenSnipa]

@gallaros9 arrows ain't funneh, im about to get shot in the bac-

[popshufruitchu]

@gallaros9 Wait...one arrow stopped you? Do you have any F***ing idea what its like outside the city? Ive been shot by 100 of Arrows!

[ghostrade]

@popshufruitchu you think thats bad?The first people I respected in Whiterun turned me to a werewolf!I had to drink wolf blood!

[popshufruitchu]

@ghostrade Wow, thats not normal...

[gtanerd1999]

@gallaros9 in the knee.....

[gtanerd1999]

@gallaros9 so u give 2 contact lenses fucks?

[gallaros9]

@gtanerd1999 touche, but you cant see them, you can feel them..

[gtanerd1999]

@gallaros9 good point, just got them today, it's a little weird u kno?

[gallaros9]

@gtanerd1999 i know... have some myself ^^

[gtanerd1999]

@gallaros9 u haz skype!

[gallaros9]

@gtanerd1999 i used to have skype.. then i took a brother in my webcam -.-

[MetulHam]

@gallaros9 haha

[Urukuma4]

Karma's a Bitch.

[matthewkilla300]

DOVAH ASS please :D

[Bobstheman12]

im a fucking idiot and so are my 9 dicks did i just type that

[CokeBacon]

Don't try this at home.

[purpleshock545]

@CokeBacon we know we're not fucking idiots

[CokeBacon]

@purpleshock545

cool

[Dinobot13]

@purpleshock545 cool story bro

[NoISwear]

LOL

[DatzInsane]

36 People got their ice creams stolen from the Dovahdick

[ONCful]

wai u no FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[54Dcool]

Is actually means ice in norwegian, and ice cream in swedish

[Torbyz]

@54Dcool glass is ice cream in swedish and "IS" is ice in norwegian

[54Dcool]

@Torbyz Sory, I forgot :(

[A13X37]

@Torbyz Actually "IS" means ice in Swedish as well... and you are correct about the ice cream

[ScrapyDudle]

My dick is bigger than his.

[GummiiHammer]

IS actually mean ICE in icelandic :P

[ASliceOfEvil]

I thought he would've said "YOL!"

[RdTrler]

40 bounty added to Imperial City

[FSXflyer12]

Dovajerk, next 10 bucks.

[blakesgotswag1]

i used to have an ice cream cone like you but then i took a dovahdick to the face...

[LawnickiProduction]

0:20 to get Flipped by Dovahkiin

[thescarycomedians]

i love how cocky the kids are in skyrim like 'i hate you' and 'i'm not scared of you even if you are me elder' but you punch them once and they fuck off half way across the map :S

[JoshL4D]

@thescarycomedians thats Braith

[TheHighestBounty]

DovahDick translated into english is DragonDick

[vincent679]

@MuleMan14 shut up you annoying shit stained troll you seriously have absolutely no life going to every video to act like a fucking moron.